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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Studies and Technological Advancements
r=0.875 · 95% conf. int. [0.784,0.929] · r2=0.766 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shocking Connections: Exploring the Electrifying Relationship Between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Electricity Generation in Trinidad and Tobago
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Energy Dynamics
r=0.829 · 95% conf. int. [0.701,0.905] · r2=0.687 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stirring the Pot: The Yogurt Effect on RCI Stock Price - A Culture Shocking Correlation
Journal of Culinary Economics
r=0.878 · 95% conf. int. [0.713,0.951] · r2=0.772 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Sound of Money: An Empirical Investigation into the Relationship Between Vinyl Album Sales and D.R. Horton's Stock Price
The Journal of Financial Harmonics
r=0.892 · 95% conf. int. [0.748,0.956] · r2=0.796 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The VRTX of Being Named Denver: An Unorthodox Correlation Between Personal Monikers and Pharmaceutical Stocks
The Journal of Quirky Correlations in Applied Economics
r=0.980 · 95% conf. int. [0.949,0.992] · r2=0.960 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Brody and Petrobras: A Rhyme and Link with Stock Price over Time
Journal of Financial Poetry
r=0.816 · 95% conf. int. [0.594,0.923] · r2=0.667 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Silly Sarcasm: Statistical Study of xkcd Comics and BP's Boisterous Bourse
The Journal of Whimsical Statistics
r=0.863 · 95% conf. int. [0.654,0.950] · r2=0.745 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fueling Financial Fluctuations: Exploring the Link between US Household Gasoline Spending and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price
The Journal of Eclectic Economic Explorations
r=0.818 · 95% conf. int. [0.598,0.924] · r2=0.670 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Maize-y Connection: Exploring the Link Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'
The Journal of Agricultural Anomalies
r=0.864 · 95% conf. int. [0.682,0.945] · r2=0.746 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Say Cheese: Exploring the Gouda Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and Global Geothermal Power Generation
Journal of Dairy-Driven Renewable Energy Economics
r=0.976 · 95% conf. int. [0.950,0.988] · r2=0.952 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Arming the Gridiron: A Study of Military Technologies and Applied Sciences Bachelor's Degrees and their Impact on the Season Wins of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Journal of Sports Science and Eccentric Research
r=0.794 · 95% conf. int. [0.329,0.949] · r2=0.631 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Bale-Out Effect: An Analysis of the Relationship between Gareth Bale's Total Number of Club Football Matches and Honda Automotive Recalls
The Journal of Unlikely Connections in Research
r=0.679 · 95% conf. int. [0.294,0.874] · r2=0.461 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Pitching Wind Power: The Correlation Between Detroit Tigers' American League Ranking and Wind Power Generated in Somalia
The Journal of Irreverent Scientific Inquiry
r=0.787 · 95% conf. int. [0.312,0.947] · r2=0.619 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Skating Through Labor Relations: An Examination of the Correlation Between Nicklas Backstrom's Games Played and Labor Relations Specialists in Tennessee
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Hockey Research
r=0.966 · 95% conf. int. [0.871,0.991] · r2=0.933 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Eye Technicians and Giant Diction: A Statistical Affliction?
The Journal of Linguistics and Optometry
r=0.648 · 95% conf. int. [0.078,0.899] · r2=0.420 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mercury to Mile High: Mapping the Meteoric Relationship Between Planetary Distances and Defensive Performance of the Denver Broncos
Journal of Celestial Athletic Performance
r=0.570 · 95% conf. int. [0.344,0.733] · r2=0.325 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Britney Spears Gives Rugby a Cheers: Examining the Link Between Score Tears and Pop Star Fears in Anglo-Welsh Rugby Cup Finals Over the Years
The International Journal of Sports Psychology and Pop Culture Neuroscience
r=0.680 · 95% conf. int. [0.135,0.909] · r2=0.463 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shocking Slugfest: An Electrifying Analysis of the Relationship Between Electricity Generation in Antarctica and Runs Scored by the Losing Team in the World Series
The Antarctic Electric Journal
r=0.700 · 95% conf. int. [0.068,0.931] · r2=0.490 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Septic Tank Servicers and Sewer Pipe Cleaners: A Study of their Surprising Connection to Searches for 'Humble Pi' in Idaho
The Journal of Urban Sanitation and Mathematical Curiosities
r=0.742 · 95% conf. int. [0.434,0.895] · r2=0.551 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Tasty Techies and Tasty Trades: The Tantalizing Tale of Kansas Food Scientists and Activision Blizzard's Stock Price
The Journal of Culinary Technology and Financial Innovation
r=0.840 · 95% conf. int. [0.538,0.951] · r2=0.706 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Psych Techs in Texas and the Quest for Green Poop: A Statistical Connection
The International Journal of Colorful Digestive Health
r=0.827 · 95% conf. int. [0.596,0.931] · r2=0.683 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sylvia's Synergy: Unraveling the Revving Relationship between the Name Sylvia's Popularity and the Count of Motorcycle Mechanics in Maine
Journal of Quirky Socio-Spatial Studies
r=0.861 · 95% conf. int. [0.675,0.944] · r2=0.741 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Days of Our Diets: Exploring the Correlation Between Dietetic Technicians in North Carolina and Viewership Count for Days of Our Lives
The Journal of Culinary Culture and Television Studies
r=0.924 · 95% conf. int. [0.810,0.971] · r2=0.854 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Harmonious Connection: Analyzing the Correlation Between Music Directing in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Saint Pierre and Miquelon
The Journal of Cross-Cultural Musical and Environmental Studies
r=0.796 · 95% conf. int. [0.535,0.918] · r2=0.633 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Breath of Crime: Uncovering the Link Between Air Pollution in El Centro, California, and Carjackings in the US
Journal of Environmental Criminology and Atmospheric Chemistry
r=0.906 · 95% conf. int. [0.803,0.957] · r2=0.821 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



Spurious Scholar was launched January 27, 2024. If you have feedback on it, I'd love to hear from you! Shoot me a note: feedback@tylervigen.com.


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