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The influx of extraterrestrial technology ideas being beamed into the brains of Pennsylvanians is sparking a surge in innovative inventions. It seems our outer space friends are abducting their knowledge of cutting-edge creations, leading to a cosmic competition for patents here on Earth. It's like they say, the truth is out there... and so are some groundbreaking ideas!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [A scene from A Disney Movie] Create an image of a quiet town in Pennsylvania at night, with people gazing up at the stars in awe. In the sky, depict a colorful UFO zipping through the stars. In the foreground, showcase a bustling US Patent Office with a line of eager inventors awaiting their approved patents. Emphasize a surge in applications from Pennsylvania. Capture the collision of extraterrestrial wonder and human ingenuity, with the alien visitors inspiring a new wave of innovative ideas being patented. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Patents granted in the US. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A scene from Skyrim Concept art Art nouveau An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Psychedelic
ChatGPT: A scene from A Disney Movie
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Patents granted in the US, in the following situation: The aliens were so impressed by our inventiveness that they started beaming innovative ideas into the brains of people in Pennsylvania, leading to a surge in patent applications and approvals across the country.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a quiet town in Pennsylvania, people gaze up at the night sky, gasping in awe as they spot a UFO zipping through the stars. Meanwhile, in a bustling US Patent Office, a line of inventors eagerly wait to receive their approved patents, with a notable surge in applications from Pennsylvania. The scene captures the collision of extraterrestrial wonder and human ingenuity, as the alien visitors inspire a new wave of innovative ideas being patented across the country.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A scene from A Disney Movie ] and depicting this scene: In a quiet town in Pennsylvania, people gaze up at the night sky, gasping in awe as they spot a UFO zipping through the stars. Meanwhile, in a bustling US Patent Office, a line of inventors eagerly wait to receive their approved patents, with a notable surge in applications from Pennsylvania. The scene captures the collision of extraterrestrial wonder and human ingenuity, as the alien visitors inspire a new wave of innovative ideas being patented across the country. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [A scene from A Disney Movie] Create an image of a quiet town in Pennsylvania at night, with people gazing up at the stars in awe. In the sky, depict a colorful UFO zipping through the stars. In the foreground, showcase a bustling US Patent Office with a line of eager inventors awaiting their approved patents. Emphasize a surge in applications from Pennsylvania. Capture the collision of extraterrestrial wonder and human ingenuity, with the alien visitors inspiring a new wave of innovative ideas being patented.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Pennsylvania caused Patents granted in the US to increase. Make it feel plausible.
AI academic paper
Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents The Journal of Extraterrestrial Studies and Technological Advancements Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2020.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the intriguing connection between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States. With a comprehensive analysis based on data mined from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) covering the period from 1975 to 2020, our research team has uncovered a compelling correlation. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicative of a strong and cryptic relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While our investigation maintains a stoic and methodical demeanor, it cannot help but raise eyebrows and spark lively conversations among the scientific community. We invite readers to join us on this cosmic journey as we unravel the mysterious ties between otherworldly sightings and groundbreaking innovations here on Earth.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the intriguing connection between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States. With a comprehensive analysis based on data mined from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) covering the period from 1975 to 2020, our research team has uncovered a compelling correlation. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicative of a strong and cryptic relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While our investigation maintains a stoic and methodical demeanor, it cannot help but raise eyebrows and spark lively conversations among the scientific community. We invite readers to join us on this cosmic journey as we unravel the mysterious ties between otherworldly sightings and groundbreaking innovations here on Earth.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of the paranormal and the patentable may seem like an otherworldly concept, but our research endeavors to explore the terrestrial tether that links UFO sightings in Pennsylvania with the inventive fervor encapsulated within the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO). While some may dismiss such an inquiry as a flight of fancy, we cannot help but be drawn to the gravitational pull of this enigmatic correlation.
As we embark on this scholarly journey, it is essential to acknowledge the historic allure of UFO sightings and their persistent presence in popular culture. From films depicting extraterrestrial encounters to the incessant rumors swirling around Area 51, the fascination with unidentified flying objects has permeated our collective consciousness. On the other hand, the USPTO serves as the veritable domain of innovation, where groundbreaking ideas take flight in the form of patents. The juxtaposition of these seemingly incongruous entities prompts us to delve deeper into the Abyss of uncharted territories.
Our methodology involves an exhaustive examination of UFO sighting reports collated by the National UFO Reporting Center, juxtaposed with data concerning the number of patents granted in the United States from 1975 to 2020. Through thorough analysis and statistical scrutiny, we have unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, accompanied by a p-value nearing the probability of spotting a UFO on Earth. This statistical conundrum emerges as an incontrovertible beacon guiding us towards the tantalizing nexus between celestial mysteries and earthly innovations.
In the pages that follow, we will navigate the daunting stratosphere of empirical evidence and theoretical reasoning to decipher the cryptic connections lurking within the celestial abyss. As we chart this uncharted territory, we remain ever mindful that our findings may lead to celestial acclaim or be subjected to earth-shattering skepticism. We invite readers to accompany us on this astronomical odyssey as we unravel the cosmic thread binding UFO sightings in Pennsylvania to the tantalizing trail of patents granted in the United States. After all, in the vast expanses of the cosmos, who's to say where the next Eureka moment might originate - on this world or beyond?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the intriguing connection between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States. With a comprehensive analysis based on data mined from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) covering the period from 1975 to 2020, our research team has uncovered a compelling correlation. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicative of a strong and cryptic relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While our investigation maintains a stoic and methodical demeanor, it cannot help but raise eyebrows and spark lively conversations among the scientific community. We invite readers to join us on this cosmic journey as we unravel the mysterious ties between otherworldly sightings and groundbreaking innovations here on Earth.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of the paranormal and the patentable may seem like an otherworldly concept, but our research endeavors to explore the terrestrial tether that links UFO sightings in Pennsylvania with the inventive fervor encapsulated within the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO). While some may dismiss such an inquiry as a flight of fancy, we cannot help but be drawn to the gravitational pull of this enigmatic correlation.
As we embark on this scholarly journey, it is essential to acknowledge the historic allure of UFO sightings and their persistent presence in popular culture. From films depicting extraterrestrial encounters to the incessant rumors swirling around Area 51, the fascination with unidentified flying objects has permeated our collective consciousness. On the other hand, the USPTO serves as the veritable domain of innovation, where groundbreaking ideas take flight in the form of patents. The juxtaposition of these seemingly incongruous entities prompts us to delve deeper into the Abyss of uncharted territories.
Our methodology involves an exhaustive examination of UFO sighting reports collated by the National UFO Reporting Center, juxtaposed with data concerning the number of patents granted in the United States from 1975 to 2020. Through thorough analysis and statistical scrutiny, we have unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, accompanied by a p-value nearing the probability of spotting a UFO on Earth. This statistical conundrum emerges as an incontrovertible beacon guiding us towards the tantalizing nexus between celestial mysteries and earthly innovations.
In the pages that follow, we will navigate the daunting stratosphere of empirical evidence and theoretical reasoning to decipher the cryptic connections lurking within the celestial abyss. As we chart this uncharted territory, we remain ever mindful that our findings may lead to celestial acclaim or be subjected to earth-shattering skepticism. We invite readers to accompany us on this astronomical odyssey as we unravel the cosmic thread binding UFO sightings in Pennsylvania to the tantalizing trail of patents granted in the United States. After all, in the vast expanses of the cosmos, who's to say where the next Eureka moment might originate - on this world or beyond?
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature review encompasses a wide array of sources, diligently curated to provide a comprehensive understanding of the captivating correlation between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and patents granted in the United States. Numerous scholarly works have examined the realm of unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), including Smith's seminal publication "Unveiling the Extraterrestrial Enigma," which delves into the historical and cultural implications of UFO sightings. Additionally, Doe's meticulously researched work "Eccentric Encounters: An In-Depth Analysis of UFO Reports" offers a detailed analysis of UFO sighting reports, providing a solid foundation for our investigation.
Venturing into the realm of patents and innovation, Jones' work "Innovate or Perish: The Evolution of Patent Law" sheds light on the intricacies of the patenting process and the role of groundbreaking inventions in shaping societal progress. Alongside these esteemed academic contributions, the works of non-fiction authors Bradbury, Clarke, and Asimov have also been instrumental in shaping the discourse on extraterrestrial encounters and technological ingenuity.
In traversing more unconventional territories, the literature review incorporates fictional narratives that explore the enigmatic intersection of UFO phenomena and human innovation. Notable works such as Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," Stephenson's "Snow Crash," and Le Guin's "The Dispossessed" provide imaginative insights into cosmic mysteries and technological metamorphosis, albeit with a decidedly whimsical twist.
Furthermore, the literature review embraces the realms of animated storytelling, drawing inspiration from the vivid landscapes of children's programming. From the enigmatic antics of SpongeBob SquarePants in the depths of Bikini Bottom to the intergalactic escapades chronicled in "Rick and Morty," these seemingly lighthearted narratives serve as a reminder that the intersection of the cosmic and the quotidian can yield unforeseen revelations.
As the literature review unfolds, it becomes increasingly evident that the interplay between UFO sightings and patents granted transcends mere statistical inference, encapsulating a tapestry of human imagination, technological progress, and the enduring allure of the unknown. In unraveling this cosmic spectacle, we are compelled to confront the whimsy and wonder underlying our scholarly pursuits, inviting readers to partake in this cosmic expedition with a twinkle in their eyes and a determination to uncover the truth, even if it's "out there."
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO . You used data from 1975 to 2020
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the intriguing connection between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States. With a comprehensive analysis based on data mined from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) covering the period from 1975 to 2020, our research team has uncovered a compelling correlation. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicative of a strong and cryptic relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While our investigation maintains a stoic and methodical demeanor, it cannot help but raise eyebrows and spark lively conversations among the scientific community. We invite readers to join us on this cosmic journey as we unravel the mysterious ties between otherworldly sightings and groundbreaking innovations here on Earth.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of the paranormal and the patentable may seem like an otherworldly concept, but our research endeavors to explore the terrestrial tether that links UFO sightings in Pennsylvania with the inventive fervor encapsulated within the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO). While some may dismiss such an inquiry as a flight of fancy, we cannot help but be drawn to the gravitational pull of this enigmatic correlation.
As we embark on this scholarly journey, it is essential to acknowledge the historic allure of UFO sightings and their persistent presence in popular culture. From films depicting extraterrestrial encounters to the incessant rumors swirling around Area 51, the fascination with unidentified flying objects has permeated our collective consciousness. On the other hand, the USPTO serves as the veritable domain of innovation, where groundbreaking ideas take flight in the form of patents. The juxtaposition of these seemingly incongruous entities prompts us to delve deeper into the Abyss of uncharted territories.
Our methodology involves an exhaustive examination of UFO sighting reports collated by the National UFO Reporting Center, juxtaposed with data concerning the number of patents granted in the United States from 1975 to 2020. Through thorough analysis and statistical scrutiny, we have unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, accompanied by a p-value nearing the probability of spotting a UFO on Earth. This statistical conundrum emerges as an incontrovertible beacon guiding us towards the tantalizing nexus between celestial mysteries and earthly innovations.
In the pages that follow, we will navigate the daunting stratosphere of empirical evidence and theoretical reasoning to decipher the cryptic connections lurking within the celestial abyss. As we chart this uncharted territory, we remain ever mindful that our findings may lead to celestial acclaim or be subjected to earth-shattering skepticism. We invite readers to accompany us on this astronomical odyssey as we unravel the cosmic thread binding UFO sightings in Pennsylvania to the tantalizing trail of patents granted in the United States. After all, in the vast expanses of the cosmos, who's to say where the next Eureka moment might originate - on this world or beyond?
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Our methodology traverses the ethereal terrain of UFO sighting reports and the empirical landscape of patent data, intertwining rigorous analysis with a dash of cosmic intrigue. The dataset for UFO sightings in Pennsylvania was sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center, a digital repository of extraterrestrial escapades. The data spans from 1975 to 2020, capturing a constellation of reports that have illuminated the Keystone State with their otherworldly luminance.
On the terrestrial front, the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) served as the bedrock for our analysis of granted patents from 1975 to 2020. Just as UFO sightings have sparked speculation and wonder, patent grants have kindled the fires of innovation, igniting the realm of intellectual property with flashes of groundbreaking ideas.
The alignment of these datasets led to a painstaking process of curation, where each UFO sighting was cross-referenced with the patent grants. Our team of researchers toiled under the watchful gaze of the cosmic enigma, meticulously cataloging and synergizing these disparate yet eerily interconnected phenomena.
Upon merging the datasets, our analysis dived headfirst into statistical scrutiny, aiming to quantify the elusive relationship between UFO sightings and patented innovations. A robust computational approach was implemented, interfacing with statistical software that could rival the complexity of deciphering alien communication protocols. The correlation coefficient emerged as a beacon of statistical revelation, illuminating the celestial pathway toward our findings.
The correlation coefficient of 0.8751898 unfurled to us like a cosmic riddle, weaving a tale of interstellar intrigue that echoed through the annals of empirical inquiry. Accompanied by a p-value that rivaled the probability of encountering a UFO during a terrestrial jaunt, the insignia of statistical significance was imprinted upon our findings, akin to an otherworldly stamp that validated the unearthly tether between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and patents granted in the United States.
As we charted our trajectory through this cosmic conundrum, our methodology remained grounded in the pursuit of empirical truth, while allowing for a touch of cosmic whimsy to punctuate our scholarly odyssey. After all, even in the substantial realm of academic pursuit, a dash of extraterrestrial musing can serve as a cosmic seasoning that enlivens the scholarly palate.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO .
For the time period 1975 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.8751898, r-squared of 0.7659571, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the intriguing connection between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States. With a comprehensive analysis based on data mined from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) covering the period from 1975 to 2020, our research team has uncovered a compelling correlation. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicative of a strong and cryptic relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While our investigation maintains a stoic and methodical demeanor, it cannot help but raise eyebrows and spark lively conversations among the scientific community. We invite readers to join us on this cosmic journey as we unravel the mysterious ties between otherworldly sightings and groundbreaking innovations here on Earth.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of the paranormal and the patentable may seem like an otherworldly concept, but our research endeavors to explore the terrestrial tether that links UFO sightings in Pennsylvania with the inventive fervor encapsulated within the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO). While some may dismiss such an inquiry as a flight of fancy, we cannot help but be drawn to the gravitational pull of this enigmatic correlation.
As we embark on this scholarly journey, it is essential to acknowledge the historic allure of UFO sightings and their persistent presence in popular culture. From films depicting extraterrestrial encounters to the incessant rumors swirling around Area 51, the fascination with unidentified flying objects has permeated our collective consciousness. On the other hand, the USPTO serves as the veritable domain of innovation, where groundbreaking ideas take flight in the form of patents. The juxtaposition of these seemingly incongruous entities prompts us to delve deeper into the Abyss of uncharted territories.
Our methodology involves an exhaustive examination of UFO sighting reports collated by the National UFO Reporting Center, juxtaposed with data concerning the number of patents granted in the United States from 1975 to 2020. Through thorough analysis and statistical scrutiny, we have unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, accompanied by a p-value nearing the probability of spotting a UFO on Earth. This statistical conundrum emerges as an incontrovertible beacon guiding us towards the tantalizing nexus between celestial mysteries and earthly innovations.
In the pages that follow, we will navigate the daunting stratosphere of empirical evidence and theoretical reasoning to decipher the cryptic connections lurking within the celestial abyss. As we chart this uncharted territory, we remain ever mindful that our findings may lead to celestial acclaim or be subjected to earth-shattering skepticism. We invite readers to accompany us on this astronomical odyssey as we unravel the cosmic thread binding UFO sightings in Pennsylvania to the tantalizing trail of patents granted in the United States. After all, in the vast expanses of the cosmos, who's to say where the next Eureka moment might originate - on this world or beyond?
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data amassed from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) spanning the years 1975 to 2020 has unveiled a celestial correlation of 0.8751898 between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States. The r-squared value of 0.7659571 further bolsters the robustness of this unearthly relationship, reinforcing the idea that something not of this world might be at play in the innovation ecosystem.
Upon visual inspection of the data, the striking correlation is vividly portrayed in Figure 1, a scatterplot showcasing the strong link between the two variables. The compelling nature of this correlation cannot be denied, much like the inexplicable allure of the cosmic unknown.
In a statistical feat that is as rare as a black hole sighting, the p-value calculated for this correlation is less than 0.01, signifying a level of statistical significance that is not easily dismissed. This finding propels the connection between UFO sightings and patents into the scientific limelight, prompting us to contemplate whether the sky might indeed be the limit for unconventional sources of inspiration.
The implications of this research extend beyond the mere statistical figures, reaching into the depths of the human imagination and our penchant for weaving narratives among enigmatic data points. One cannot help but ponder whether the extraterrestrial serves as a muse for terrestrial innovation, or if there exists a parallel cosmic evolution underpinning both UFO sightings and groundbreaking patents.
While this paper meticulously adheres to the rigors of empirical inquiry, it cannot help but marvel at the cosmic dance between the mundane and the mysterious, the earthly and the extraterrestrial. In an academic sphere often characterized by the doldrums of monotony, this otherworldly correlation offers a glimmer of celestial intrigue that is as refreshing as a supernova in a mundane galaxy of research findings.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the intriguing connection between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States. With a comprehensive analysis based on data mined from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) covering the period from 1975 to 2020, our research team has uncovered a compelling correlation. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicative of a strong and cryptic relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While our investigation maintains a stoic and methodical demeanor, it cannot help but raise eyebrows and spark lively conversations among the scientific community. We invite readers to join us on this cosmic journey as we unravel the mysterious ties between otherworldly sightings and groundbreaking innovations here on Earth.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature review encompasses a wide array of sources, diligently curated to provide a comprehensive understanding of the captivating correlation between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and patents granted in the United States. Numerous scholarly works have examined the realm of unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), including Smith's seminal publication "Unveiling the Extraterrestrial Enigma," which delves into the historical and cultural implications of UFO sightings. Additionally, Doe's meticulously researched work "Eccentric Encounters: An In-Depth Analysis of UFO Reports" offers a detailed analysis of UFO sighting reports, providing a solid foundation for our investigation.
Venturing into the realm of patents and innovation, Jones' work "Innovate or Perish: The Evolution of Patent Law" sheds light on the intricacies of the patenting process and the role of groundbreaking inventions in shaping societal progress. Alongside these esteemed academic contributions, the works of non-fiction authors Bradbury, Clarke, and Asimov have also been instrumental in shaping the discourse on extraterrestrial encounters and technological ingenuity.
In traversing more unconventional territories, the literature review incorporates fictional narratives that explore the enigmatic intersection of UFO phenomena and human innovation. Notable works such as Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," Stephenson's "Snow Crash," and Le Guin's "The Dispossessed" provide imaginative insights into cosmic mysteries and technological metamorphosis, albeit with a decidedly whimsical twist.
Furthermore, the literature review embraces the realms of animated storytelling, drawing inspiration from the vivid landscapes of children's programming. From the enigmatic antics of SpongeBob SquarePants in the depths of Bikini Bottom to the intergalactic escapades chronicled in "Rick and Morty," these seemingly lighthearted narratives serve as a reminder that the intersection of the cosmic and the quotidian can yield unforeseen revelations.
As the literature review unfolds, it becomes increasingly evident that the interplay between UFO sightings and patents granted transcends mere statistical inference, encapsulating a tapestry of human imagination, technological progress, and the enduring allure of the unknown. In unraveling this cosmic spectacle, we are compelled to confront the whimsy and wonder underlying our scholarly pursuits, inviting readers to partake in this cosmic expedition with a twinkle in their eyes and a determination to uncover the truth, even if it's "out there."
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data amassed from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) spanning the years 1975 to 2020 has unveiled a celestial correlation of 0.8751898 between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States. The r-squared value of 0.7659571 further bolsters the robustness of this unearthly relationship, reinforcing the idea that something not of this world might be at play in the innovation ecosystem.
Upon visual inspection of the data, the striking correlation is vividly portrayed in Figure 1, a scatterplot showcasing the strong link between the two variables. The compelling nature of this correlation cannot be denied, much like the inexplicable allure of the cosmic unknown.
In a statistical feat that is as rare as a black hole sighting, the p-value calculated for this correlation is less than 0.01, signifying a level of statistical significance that is not easily dismissed. This finding propels the connection between UFO sightings and patents into the scientific limelight, prompting us to contemplate whether the sky might indeed be the limit for unconventional sources of inspiration.
The implications of this research extend beyond the mere statistical figures, reaching into the depths of the human imagination and our penchant for weaving narratives among enigmatic data points. One cannot help but ponder whether the extraterrestrial serves as a muse for terrestrial innovation, or if there exists a parallel cosmic evolution underpinning both UFO sightings and groundbreaking patents.
While this paper meticulously adheres to the rigors of empirical inquiry, it cannot help but marvel at the cosmic dance between the mundane and the mysterious, the earthly and the extraterrestrial. In an academic sphere often characterized by the doldrums of monotony, this otherworldly correlation offers a glimmer of celestial intrigue that is as refreshing as a supernova in a mundane galaxy of research findings.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of this unearthly investigation resoundingly corroborate the previous literature's indications of a profound and cryptic connection between UFO sightings and patents granted. Despite the seemingly whimsical origins of this line of inquiry, our statistical analysis has unveiled a correlation coefficient hovering in the celestial realm at 0.8751898. This robust correlation aligns with existing scholarly works that have delved into the quirky intersection of extraterrestrial enigmas and earthly innovations. It appears that the cosmic ballet between UFO sightings and groundbreaking patents transcends mere statistical inference, embodying a tapestry of human imagination, technological progress, and the enduring allure of the unknown.
The whimsy and wonder imbued in the literature review, the playful nods to animated storytelling, and unexpected influences from humorous narratives have not gone amiss in our contemplative pursuit of this connection. It is as if the cosmic chuckle at the heart of this correlation lingers in the statistical significance we've uncovered, lodged between the numbers like a stowaway on a galactic voyage.
The twinkling insight from literary works, fictitious tales, and animated whimsies has, oddly enough, found a parallel in our empirical findings. The cosmic connection we have unraveled seems to echo the whimsical twist of these unconventional inspirations, beckoning the scientific community to partake in this cosmic expedition with a twinkle in their eyes and a determination to uncover the truth, even if it's lodged somewhere "out there."
Even as we adhere to the stoic conventions of empirical inquiry, our findings cannot help but marvel at the cosmic dance between the mundane and the mysterious, the earthly and the extraterrestrial. The p-value's celestial rarity, akin to a black hole sighting, propels this connection between UFO sightings and patents into the scientific limelight, prompting us to contemplate whether the sky might indeed be the limit for unconventional sources of inspiration. It appears that, much like an intergalactic treasure hunt, a cosmic evolution underpins both UFO sightings and groundbreaking patents, leaving us to speculate on the extraterrestrial serving as a muse for terrestrial innovation.
In a tapestry adorned with statistical significance, whimsy, and a glimmer of celestial intrigue, our investigation has opened a door to contemplating a connection that is as unexpected and enigmatic as a UFO encounter itself. As we delve into the depths of this cosmic spectacle, we invite our scholarly peers to join us in this celestial dance, where the mundane and mysterious entwine in an inexplicable correlation that remains as impenetrable as the cosmic unknown.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the intriguing connection between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States. With a comprehensive analysis based on data mined from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) covering the period from 1975 to 2020, our research team has uncovered a compelling correlation. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicative of a strong and cryptic relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While our investigation maintains a stoic and methodical demeanor, it cannot help but raise eyebrows and spark lively conversations among the scientific community. We invite readers to join us on this cosmic journey as we unravel the mysterious ties between otherworldly sightings and groundbreaking innovations here on Earth.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of the paranormal and the patentable may seem like an otherworldly concept, but our research endeavors to explore the terrestrial tether that links UFO sightings in Pennsylvania with the inventive fervor encapsulated within the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO). While some may dismiss such an inquiry as a flight of fancy, we cannot help but be drawn to the gravitational pull of this enigmatic correlation.
As we embark on this scholarly journey, it is essential to acknowledge the historic allure of UFO sightings and their persistent presence in popular culture. From films depicting extraterrestrial encounters to the incessant rumors swirling around Area 51, the fascination with unidentified flying objects has permeated our collective consciousness. On the other hand, the USPTO serves as the veritable domain of innovation, where groundbreaking ideas take flight in the form of patents. The juxtaposition of these seemingly incongruous entities prompts us to delve deeper into the Abyss of uncharted territories.
Our methodology involves an exhaustive examination of UFO sighting reports collated by the National UFO Reporting Center, juxtaposed with data concerning the number of patents granted in the United States from 1975 to 2020. Through thorough analysis and statistical scrutiny, we have unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, accompanied by a p-value nearing the probability of spotting a UFO on Earth. This statistical conundrum emerges as an incontrovertible beacon guiding us towards the tantalizing nexus between celestial mysteries and earthly innovations.
In the pages that follow, we will navigate the daunting stratosphere of empirical evidence and theoretical reasoning to decipher the cryptic connections lurking within the celestial abyss. As we chart this uncharted territory, we remain ever mindful that our findings may lead to celestial acclaim or be subjected to earth-shattering skepticism. We invite readers to accompany us on this astronomical odyssey as we unravel the cosmic thread binding UFO sightings in Pennsylvania to the tantalizing trail of patents granted in the United States. After all, in the vast expanses of the cosmos, who's to say where the next Eureka moment might originate - on this world or beyond?
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data amassed from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) spanning the years 1975 to 2020 has unveiled a celestial correlation of 0.8751898 between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States. The r-squared value of 0.7659571 further bolsters the robustness of this unearthly relationship, reinforcing the idea that something not of this world might be at play in the innovation ecosystem.
Upon visual inspection of the data, the striking correlation is vividly portrayed in Figure 1, a scatterplot showcasing the strong link between the two variables. The compelling nature of this correlation cannot be denied, much like the inexplicable allure of the cosmic unknown.
In a statistical feat that is as rare as a black hole sighting, the p-value calculated for this correlation is less than 0.01, signifying a level of statistical significance that is not easily dismissed. This finding propels the connection between UFO sightings and patents into the scientific limelight, prompting us to contemplate whether the sky might indeed be the limit for unconventional sources of inspiration.
The implications of this research extend beyond the mere statistical figures, reaching into the depths of the human imagination and our penchant for weaving narratives among enigmatic data points. One cannot help but ponder whether the extraterrestrial serves as a muse for terrestrial innovation, or if there exists a parallel cosmic evolution underpinning both UFO sightings and groundbreaking patents.
While this paper meticulously adheres to the rigors of empirical inquiry, it cannot help but marvel at the cosmic dance between the mundane and the mysterious, the earthly and the extraterrestrial. In an academic sphere often characterized by the doldrums of monotony, this otherworldly correlation offers a glimmer of celestial intrigue that is as refreshing as a supernova in a mundane galaxy of research findings.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In concluding our research into the intersection of UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States, we are compelled to acknowledge the unearthly correlation that has emerged from our statistical scrutiny. The correlation coefficient of 0.8751898 and the r-squared value of 0.7659571 serve as celestial beacons guiding us through uncharted territories of empirical inquiry. While our investigation maintains a stoic and methodical demeanor, it cannot help but raise eyebrows and spark lively conversations among the scientific community.
This otherworldly correlation between the celestial and the terrestrial prompts us to contemplate whether there might be a cosmic muse inspiring earthly innovation, or if there exists a parallel cosmic evolution underpinning both UFO sightings and groundbreaking patents. We acknowledge the potential for skepticism, even as we revel in the tantalizing nexus between celestial mysteries and earthly innovations.
However, in the spirit of academic inquiry, we must also recognize the limits of our current understanding and leave no stone unturned. To that end, we assert, with a twinkle in our eyes and a nod to the inner skeptic, that no further research is needed in this area. After all, when it comes to this kind of correlation, sometimes it's best not to probe too deeply into the cosmic unknown.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Studies and Technological Advancements
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Extraterrestrial Research and Technologies Institute
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Flying High: The UFO-niversal Connection Between Pennsylvania Sightings and US Patents with an abstract of This research paper delves into the intriguing connection between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the number of patents granted in the United States. With a comprehensive analysis based on data mined from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) covering the period from 1975 to 2020, our research team has uncovered a compelling correlation. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8751898, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicative of a strong and cryptic relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While our investigation maintains a stoic and methodical demeanor, it cannot help but raise eyebrows and spark lively conversations among the scientific community. We invite readers to join us on this cosmic journey as we unravel the mysterious ties between otherworldly sightings and groundbreaking innovations here on Earth.
ChatGPT:
UFO sightings, Pennsylvania sightings, US patents, correlation, National UFO Reporting Center, United States Patent and Trademark Office, USPTO, correlation coefficient, p-value, scientific investigation, innovative connections.
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Data details
UFO sightings in PennsylvaniaDetailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Pennsylvania
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Pennsylvania
Patents granted in the US
Detailed data title: Total number of utility patents granted in the US
Source: USPTO
See what else correlates with Patents granted in the US
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.7659571 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 76.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Patents granted in the US) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Pennsylvania) over the 46 years from 1975 through 2020.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.81E-15. 0.0000000000000018084383996864
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 1.81E-13% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 552,963,263,870,867 random variables You don't actually need 552 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 45 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 45 because we have two variables measured over a period of 46 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.78, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1975 | 1976 | 1977 | 1978 | 1979 | 1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | |
UFO sightings in Pennsylvania (UFO sightings) | 15 | 14 | 11 | 18 | 12 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 3 | 12 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 12 | 6 | 15 | 21 | 25 | 37 | 45 | 66 | 70 | 74 | 129 | 86 | 132 | 101 | 121 | 146 | 184 | 159 | 159 | 178 | 287 | 292 | 361 | 234 | 195 | 172 | 84 | 207 | 270 |
Patents granted in the US (Patents granted) | 72000 | 70226 | 65269 | 66102 | 48854 | 61819 | 65771 | 57888 | 56860 | 67200 | 71661 | 70860 | 82952 | 77924 | 95537 | 90365 | 96511 | 97444 | 98342 | 101676 | 101419 | 109645 | 111984 | 147517 | 153485 | 157494 | 166035 | 167331 | 169023 | 164290 | 143806 | 173772 | 157282 | 157772 | 167349 | 219614 | 224505 | 253155 | 277835 | 300677 | 298408 | 303049 | 318828 | 307759 | 354430 | 352049 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
- Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([15,14,11,18,12,6,5,6,5,8,9,5,3,12,7,7,10,12,6,15,21,25,37,45,66,70,74,129,86,132,101,121,146,184,159,159,178,287,292,361,234,195,172,84,207,270,])
array_2 = np.array([72000,70226,65269,66102,48854,61819,65771,57888,56860,67200,71661,70860,82952,77924,95537,90365,96511,97444,98342,101676,101419,109645,111984,147517,153485,157494,166035,167331,169023,164290,143806,173772,157282,157772,167349,219614,224505,253155,277835,300677,298408,303049,318828,307759,354430,352049,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Pennsylvania"
array_2_name = "Patents granted in the US"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 2572 · Black Variable ID: 1154 · Red Variable ID: 847