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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Clearing the Air: Examining the Correlation Between Air Quality in Raleigh, North Carolina, and the Rise of Internet Users
The Journal of Comedic Environmental Studies
r=0.885 · 95% conf. int. [0.749,0.950] · r2=0.784 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Grand Old Biomass: Uncovering the Surprising Relationship Between Republican Votes in New Mexico and Biomass Power in Taiwan
The Journal of Political Ecology and Unconventional Correlations
r=0.934 · 95% conf. int. [0.670,0.988] · r2=0.872 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Are Republican Senators Secretly Alien Ambassadors? A Correlative Analysis of GOP Votes and UFO Sightings in Arizona
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Political Science
r=0.886 · 95% conf. int. [0.695,0.960] · r2=0.784 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clickbait Craze and Aircraft Mechanics: Unraveling the Rhyme and Reason
Journal of Aviation and Internet Studies
r=0.870 · 95% conf. int. [0.566,0.966] · r2=0.758 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breathe Easy, Save Trees: The Surprising Link Between Air Pollution in Syracuse, New York and Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon
The Journal of Ecological Connections
r=0.818 · 95% conf. int. [0.669,0.904] · r2=0.669 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breathing Degrees: The Relationship between Master's Degrees in Education and Air Pollution in Appleton's Ambience
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Education
r=0.830 · 95% conf. int. [0.419,0.959] · r2=0.688 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Nautical Nomenclature: Exploring the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name Nautica and Air Pollution in Columbus, Georgia
The Maritime Metropolis Journal
r=0.843 · 95% conf. int. [0.696,0.922] · r2=0.710 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breezy Connections: Exploring the Wind Between Clarksville and Venezuela
Journal of Atmospheric Anecdotes
r=0.987 · 95% conf. int. [0.945,0.997] · r2=0.975 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shocking Rockings: Unlocking the Connection Between Angola's Electricity Generation and Total Engaging Comments on SmarterEveryDay YouTube Videos
The Journal of Quirky Energy Studies
r=0.969 · 95% conf. int. [0.908,0.990] · r2=0.939 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments
The Nutty Review
r=0.969 · 95% conf. int. [0.883,0.992] · r2=0.940 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shaking Up the Political Brew: A Spirited Connection Between Democrat Votes and Bartenders in Ohio
Journal of Mixology and Political Science
r=0.853 · 95% conf. int. [0.134,0.984] · r2=0.727 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Peaks and Polls: A Democratic Ascent to Everest Study
The Journal of Altitude Politics and Expedition Research
r=0.970 · 95% conf. int. [0.861,0.994] · r2=0.941 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Saige and Syracuse: A Study on Airy Popularity and Air Quality Purity
International Journal of Atmospheric Amusement
r=0.808 · 95% conf. int. [0.661,0.895] · r2=0.653 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Soybean Gene Tweaks and Air Quality Peaks: A Statistical Peek
The Journal of Agriscience and Environmental Trends
r=0.884 · 95% conf. int. [0.742,0.950] · r2=0.781 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Connecticut Republican Votes and Somalia's Petroleum Puzzling Parallels: A Statistical Study
The Journal of Political Paradoxes and Statistical Surprises
r=0.940 · 95% conf. int. [0.780,0.985] · r2=0.884 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Red Politics, Green Spending: A Holly Jolly Analysis of Republican Votes and Christmas Shopping Habits in Nevada
The Journal of Festive Economics
r=0.824 · 95% conf. int. [0.186,0.973] · r2=0.679 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Tweet from the Nest: The Correlation Between Democrat Votes for Senators in Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Where Do Birds Go When It Rains'
Journal of Avian Political Science
r=0.893 · 95% conf. int. [0.295,0.988] · r2=0.797 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Cubic Link: Winds in Twin Cities and Gasoline in Cuba
Journal of Comparative Aerodynamics
r=0.904 · 95% conf. int. [0.822,0.949] · r2=0.817 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: Unveiling the Surprising Connection between Air Pollution in Cincinnati and Kerosene Consumption in Peru
International Journal of Environmental Anthropology
r=0.839 · 95% conf. int. [0.718,0.911] · r2=0.703 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Vihart's Video Virtuosity: A Flaming Connection to Kerosene Consumption in the UK
The Journal of Eccentric Energy Economics
r=0.822 · 95% conf. int. [0.518,0.942] · r2=0.676 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Finding Fun in Football: Exploring the Correlation Between Steve Mould YouTube Video Titles and Points Allowed by the Los Angeles Chargers
The Journal of Sporty Statistics
r=0.818 · 95% conf. int. [0.168,0.972] · r2=0.669 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Yvettenama and Insightful Titles: A Popularity Correlation Analysis
Journal of Humorous and Quirky Research
r=0.980 · 95% conf. int. [0.864,0.997] · r2=0.960 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Starry Eyed: Exploring the Celestial Connection Between SciShow Space Video Titles and the Presence of Philosophy and Religion Teachers in Iowa Universities
The Interdisciplinary Journal of Cosmic Curiosity
r=0.927 · 95% conf. int. [0.683,0.985] · r2=0.859 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Wisconsin Republicans and Mega Millions: A Match Made in Statistics?
The Journal of Political Probability
r=0.906 · 95% conf. int. [0.355,0.990] · r2=0.820 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Killian's Popularity and the Libertarian Vitality: A Statewide Proximity in Nebraska
Journal of Political Popularity Studies
r=0.960 · 95% conf. int. [0.834,0.991] · r2=0.921 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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