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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Bizarre Butter Binging and Cummins' Climbing: A Curious Correlation?
The International Journal of Quirky Ecology
r=0.949 · 95% conf. int. [0.873,0.980] · r2=0.900 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Tumultuous Tale of the Triumph and Tribulation of the Title Destiney and the Ticklish Tumults of Nokia Oyj's NOK Stock Price
The Journal of Whimsical Financial Adventures
r=0.913 · 95% conf. int. [0.795,0.965] · r2=0.834 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Meat of the Matter: A Correlation Between Annual US Household Spending on Meat, Poultry, Fish, and Eggs and American Express Company's Stock Price
Journal of Gastronomic Economics and Finance
r=0.905 · 95% conf. int. [0.777,0.961] · r2=0.819 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Wesley Effect: An Empirical Analysis of the Impact of the Name Wesley on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price
The Journal of Financial Pseudoscience
r=0.968 · 95% conf. int. [0.922,0.987] · r2=0.937 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kobe's Swish, High School Wish: A Quirky Link Between Free Throws and Educational Flows
Journal of Athletic and Academic Quirks
r=0.863 · 95% conf. int. [0.664,0.948] · r2=0.745 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From War to Energy: The Blast of Bachelor's Degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences on Biomass Power Generation in Turkiye
Journal of Military Technology and Bioenergy Integration
r=0.996 · 95% conf. int. [0.984,0.999] · r2=0.993 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Trendy Teachers and Touchdowns: Examining the Relationship between Middle School Special Education Teachers in Georgia and Season Wins for the Atlanta Falcons
The Journal of Sports Psychology and Education
r=0.831 · 95% conf. int. [0.614,0.931] · r2=0.690 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Striking Out or Hitting It Out of the Park? Exploring the Relationship Between Chicago Cubs' Total Runs and New York Mets' Runs Scored
The Journal of Sports Analytics and Performance Metrics
r=0.769 · 95% conf. int. [0.620,0.864] · r2=0.591 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Soy Pucks: The GMO Connection Between Soybeans and Nicklas Backstrom's Hockey Legacy
The Journal of Genetically Modified Organisms and Sports Legacies
r=0.809 · 95% conf. int. [0.580,0.920] · r2=0.654 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Batting Around the Numbers: A Statistical Analysis of NCAA Women's Softball Championship Final Scores and the Fiberglass Industry in Minnesota
The Journal of Statistical Sports Analysis
r=0.747 · 95% conf. int. [0.430,0.900] · r2=0.558 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Translators and Tanka Trucks: Tracking the Tenuous Ties Between Translation Talent and Tanker Traffic
The International Journal of Linguistic Logistics
r=0.876 · 95% conf. int. [0.700,0.952] · r2=0.767 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Joelle's Journey: Juxtaposing Jolly Janitors and Jazzy Joelle's Nail Nook
The Journal of Frivolous Hilarity and Eccentric Research
r=0.928 · 95% conf. int. [0.823,0.971] · r2=0.861 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mapping the Masters: Measuring the Marriage between Transportation Degrees and Territorial Topographers in New Mexico
Journal of Geospatial Transportation Studies
r=0.990 · 95% conf. int. [0.950,0.998] · r2=0.979 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Quantum Quirk: Physicists in Michigan and the 'Smol' Google Search Phenomenon
Journal of Quantum Quirkology
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.843,0.976] · r2=0.880 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Josiah's Jog with the Logisticians: The Quirky Correlation between Baby Name Popularity and Logistician Trends in the District of Columbia
The International Journal of Quirky Social Science Research
r=0.950 · 95% conf. int. [0.871,0.981] · r2=0.902 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Skincare Specialists: Uncovering the Link Between Counting Creams and Counting Crimes
The Journal of Cosmetic Criminology
r=0.875 · 95% conf. int. [0.627,0.962] · r2=0.766 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Inspecting Aubrey: A Statistical Analysis of the Name's Impact on Delaware Transportation Personnel
The Journal of Transportation Anthropology
r=0.877 · 95% conf. int. [0.675,0.957] · r2=0.770 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Amarillo Air Quality and Global Shipwrecks: A Rhyme in Time
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Dynamics
r=0.650 · 95% conf. int. [0.404,0.808] · r2=0.422 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Breath of Fresh Bear: The Respiratory Relationship Between Air Pollution in Salt Lake City, Utah and Citigroup's Stock Price
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Economics
r=0.763 · 95% conf. int. [0.504,0.896] · r2=0.583 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

OrlandOzone and Bolivian Rays: The Surprisingly Sunny Connection Between Air Pollution in Orlando and Solar Power Generated in Bolivia
The International Journal of Solar Ecology and Atmospheric Chemistry
r=0.999 · 95% conf. int. [0.996,1.000] · r2=0.998 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clear Skies and Smoky Skies: The Surprising Link Between Air Pollution in Nashville and Kerosene Consumption in Japan
The Journal of Ecological Entanglements
r=0.799 · 95% conf. int. [0.656,0.887] · r2=0.639 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Neptune's Distance and D.C. Air: Are They a Pair? A Statistical Affair
The Journal of Cosmic Conundrums
r=0.930 · 95% conf. int. [0.875,0.962] · r2=0.865 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Big Cheese: A Grate Look at the Connection between American Cheese Consumption and ResMed's Stock Price
The Journal of Dairy Economics and Financial Analysis
r=0.902 · 95% conf. int. [0.766,0.961] · r2=0.814 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Bug and The Bull: Unearthing the Relationship between Pesticide Handlers in Oregon and POSCO Holdings' Stock Price (PKX)
The Journal of Agrochemical Economics and Financial Analysis
r=0.836 · 95% conf. int. [0.625,0.933] · r2=0.700 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gone with the Wind: Unraveling the Relationship Between Wind Power Generation in New Caledonia and Wipro's Stock Price
The Journal of Renewable Energy and Financial Analytics
r=0.843 · 95% conf. int. [0.639,0.936] · r2=0.711 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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