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AI explanation
As the popularity of the first name Wesley rose, so did the demand for adorable personalized baby onesies. This increased demand led to higher sales at baby clothing stores, prompting investors to buy stock in companies like Novo Nordisk in a desperate attempt to profit from the unexpected baby apparel boom. After all, nothing says "cute baby outfit" like the steady growth of a pharmaceutical giant's stock!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image depicting a bustling city street with towering billboards that prominently display the name "Wesley" in captivating letters. In the forefront, a digital ticker prominently displays the steadily rising stock price of Novo Nordisk (NVO), capturing the attention of passersby. People are gathered around the ticker, exuding excitement and enthusiasm while engaging in discussions about investing in the pharmaceutical company. The scene is filled with a sense of anticipation and inspiration as the newfound association between the name "Wesley" and wealth permeates the atmosphere. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Photorealism Vaporwave a Polaroid photo A TIME magazine cover image Woodblock painting
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO), in the following situation: The increase in popularity of the name Wesley made people subconsciously associate it with "Wealth-ley," triggering a surge in confidence and a desire to invest, inadvertently boosting Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO) as investors flocked to the pharmaceutical company, hoping for a prescription for financial success.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling city, a street is lined with billboards displaying the name "Wesley" in bold, captivating letters. People are gathered around a digital ticker displaying the stock price of Novo Nordisk (NVO), which is steadily climbing upwards. Excitement fills the air as individuals eagerly discuss investing in the pharmaceutical company, inspired by the newfound association between the name Wesley and wealth.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling city, a street is lined with billboards displaying the name "Wesley" in bold, captivating letters. People are gathered around a digital ticker displaying the stock price of Novo Nordisk (NVO), which is steadily climbing upwards. Excitement fills the air as individuals eagerly discuss investing in the pharmaceutical company, inspired by the newfound association between the name Wesley and wealth. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image depicting a bustling city street with towering billboards that prominently display the name "Wesley" in captivating letters. In the forefront, a digital ticker prominently displays the steadily rising stock price of Novo Nordisk (NVO), capturing the attention of passersby. People are gathered around the ticker, exuding excitement and enthusiasm while engaging in discussions about investing in the pharmaceutical company. The scene is filled with a sense of anticipation and inspiration as the newfound association between the name "Wesley" and wealth permeates the atmosphere.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Wesley caused Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO) to increase.
AI academic paper
Name-Dropping on Wall Street: The Wesley Effect on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price The Journal of Financial Pop Culture and Market Trends Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title seem clever.
Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Name-Dropping on Wall Street: The Wesley Effect on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the unexpected yet oddly compelling relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and p < 0.01, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation. Our findings suggest that individuals bearing the name Wesley may unwittingly hold sway over the fluctuations of NVO stock. This curious phenomenon calls for further investigation into the potential influence of personal nomenclature on financial markets. Our results may prompt future investors to consider diversifying their portfolios not only with stocks and bonds but also with an assorted mix of popular first names.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Name-Dropping on Wall Street: The Wesley Effect on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the unexpected yet oddly compelling relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and p < 0.01, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation. Our findings suggest that individuals bearing the name Wesley may unwittingly hold sway over the fluctuations of NVO stock. This curious phenomenon calls for further investigation into the potential influence of personal nomenclature on financial markets. Our results may prompt future investors to consider diversifying their portfolios not only with stocks and bonds but also with an assorted mix of popular first names.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of finance is no stranger to curious correlations and unexpected connections. From the price of avocados in Mexico affecting the real estate market in California to the length of women's skirts forecasting stock market trends, the interplay between seemingly unrelated variables never fails to surprise and amuse. In this vein, our study delves into the peculiar relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and the stock price of Novo Nordisk (NVO), seeking to unravel the mysteries of the market with a dash of whimsy and a sprinkle of statistical wizardry.
While the onomastics of stock trading may seem more suited to the wit of Oscar Wilde than the astuteness of Warren Buffet, our investigation was ignited by the intriguing observation that the ascent and descent of Novo Nordisk's stock price appeared to dance in tandem with the ebb and flow of the popularity of the name Wesley. It was as if the market itself was chanting "Wes-ley, Wes-ley" in chorus with the fluctuations of NVO. The peculiarity of this observation, akin to witnessing a scientific anomaly while sipping a double-shot espresso, compelled us to delve deeper into the realms of both nomenclature and finance.
With a twinkle in our eye and a belief that truth can be gleaned even from the most whimsical of coincidences, we harnessed data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) and set about uncovering the hidden harmony between the moniker Wesley and Novo Nordisk's financial fortunes. It was a quest that required a blend of linguistic insight, statistical prowess, and a willingness to entertain the notion that a name could be more than just a label, but a subtle force commanding the currents of commerce.
As we embark on this academic escapade, be prepared to journey through the jungles of statistical significance, wade through the rivers of regression analysis, and scale the mountains of null hypotheses. But fear not, for amid the dense thickets of data and the peaks of probability, we promise to sprinkle moments of levity and whimsy, akin to finding a pineapple pizza in the midst of a diet of academic rigor.
So grab your metaphorical explorer's hat and join us as we seek to unravel the mystery of the Wesley effect, where the realm of names meets the domain of stock prices, and where the whims of the market intertwine with the caprice of nomenclature. For in the intersection of the ludicrous and the erudite, we may find not only answers but also the unexpected delight of intellectual discovery.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Name-Dropping on Wall Street: The Wesley Effect on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the unexpected yet oddly compelling relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and p < 0.01, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation. Our findings suggest that individuals bearing the name Wesley may unwittingly hold sway over the fluctuations of NVO stock. This curious phenomenon calls for further investigation into the potential influence of personal nomenclature on financial markets. Our results may prompt future investors to consider diversifying their portfolios not only with stocks and bonds but also with an assorted mix of popular first names.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of finance is no stranger to curious correlations and unexpected connections. From the price of avocados in Mexico affecting the real estate market in California to the length of women's skirts forecasting stock market trends, the interplay between seemingly unrelated variables never fails to surprise and amuse. In this vein, our study delves into the peculiar relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and the stock price of Novo Nordisk (NVO), seeking to unravel the mysteries of the market with a dash of whimsy and a sprinkle of statistical wizardry.
While the onomastics of stock trading may seem more suited to the wit of Oscar Wilde than the astuteness of Warren Buffet, our investigation was ignited by the intriguing observation that the ascent and descent of Novo Nordisk's stock price appeared to dance in tandem with the ebb and flow of the popularity of the name Wesley. It was as if the market itself was chanting "Wes-ley, Wes-ley" in chorus with the fluctuations of NVO. The peculiarity of this observation, akin to witnessing a scientific anomaly while sipping a double-shot espresso, compelled us to delve deeper into the realms of both nomenclature and finance.
With a twinkle in our eye and a belief that truth can be gleaned even from the most whimsical of coincidences, we harnessed data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) and set about uncovering the hidden harmony between the moniker Wesley and Novo Nordisk's financial fortunes. It was a quest that required a blend of linguistic insight, statistical prowess, and a willingness to entertain the notion that a name could be more than just a label, but a subtle force commanding the currents of commerce.
As we embark on this academic escapade, be prepared to journey through the jungles of statistical significance, wade through the rivers of regression analysis, and scale the mountains of null hypotheses. But fear not, for amid the dense thickets of data and the peaks of probability, we promise to sprinkle moments of levity and whimsy, akin to finding a pineapple pizza in the midst of a diet of academic rigor.
So grab your metaphorical explorer's hat and join us as we seek to unravel the mystery of the Wesley effect, where the realm of names meets the domain of stock prices, and where the whims of the market intertwine with the caprice of nomenclature. For in the intersection of the ludicrous and the erudite, we may find not only answers but also the unexpected delight of intellectual discovery.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, "The Name Game: A Statistical Analysis of Moniker Influence on Financial Markets," Smith and Doe (2005) set the stage for our exploration into the curious connection between personal nomenclature and stock price movements. Their study, which focused on the impact of different first names on various sectors of the stock market, paved the way for our investigation into the specific impact of the name Wesley on Novo Nordisk's stock price. Their rigorous analysis, combined with a touch of whimsy, demonstrated that the influence of names on financial markets might hold more weight than initially assumed. However, the authors stopped short of delving into the quirky nuances of individual names and their potential impact on specific stock prices, leaving that peculiar terrain uncharted.
Jones (2010), in "Moniker Momentum: The Surprising Effects of First Names on Stock Performance," extended this line of inquiry by examining the correlation between popular first names and stock price momentum. While their study encompassed a wide range of names and stocks, the specific resonance of the name Wesley with Novo Nordisk's stock price remained unexplored. This gap in the literature propelled us to embark on our own investigation, eager to fill the void and unravel the enigma of the Wesley effect.
Turning to the realm of popular literature, "The Power of Names: A Financial Odyssey" by Andrew Lewis (2017) offers a captivating journey through the historical significance of names and their potential sway over worldly matters. Lewis, a self-proclaimed "onomastic voyager," regales readers with tales of how names have shaped destinies, from ancient battles to modern financial markets. While his narrative meanders through the annals of time, pausing at the crossroads of name and destiny, it serves as a reminder that the influence of names transcends mere labels, echoing our own pursuit of unveiling the hidden forces at play in the world of finance.
Shifting gears to the more whimsical side of literature, "The Stock Market Sorcery of Wesley Willows" by Penelope Green (2019) introduces readers to a fantastical world where stock prices dance to the spellbinding tunes of names. In this enchanting tale, the eponymous Wesley Willows, armed with nothing but his name and a dash of daring, embarks on a quest to unlock the secret melodies that govern stock market fluctuations. While a work of fiction, Green's novel playfully hints at the notion that names possess an intangible, almost magical, influence in the realm of finance. And though we may not wield wands, there's an undeniable charm in considering the possibility of names casting their own brand of enchantment on stock prices.
Tangentially related to the theme of influence and manipulation, the film "The Wolf of Wall Street" provides a cinematic glimpse into the high-stakes world of finance, where charisma and cunning reign supreme. While the movie's protagonist, Jordan Belfort, may not bear the first name Wesley, the narrative serves as a reminder of the intricate interplay between personal influence and market dynamics. As we glean insight from the silver screen, it sparks contemplation on the potential sway that names, whether by chance or design, might exert on the ebb and flow of stock prices.
In navigating the labyrinth of literature and film, we encounter a diverse tapestry of perspectives on the influence of names in the realm of finance. These works, both scholarly and imaginative, serve as beacons guiding our own quest to unravel the peculiar connection between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price. Armed with statistical rigor and a touch of whimsy, our study endeavors to add a new chapter to the ongoing saga of onomastic influence on the world stage of finance.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Name-Dropping on Wall Street: The Wesley Effect on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the unexpected yet oddly compelling relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and p < 0.01, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation. Our findings suggest that individuals bearing the name Wesley may unwittingly hold sway over the fluctuations of NVO stock. This curious phenomenon calls for further investigation into the potential influence of personal nomenclature on financial markets. Our results may prompt future investors to consider diversifying their portfolios not only with stocks and bonds but also with an assorted mix of popular first names.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of finance is no stranger to curious correlations and unexpected connections. From the price of avocados in Mexico affecting the real estate market in California to the length of women's skirts forecasting stock market trends, the interplay between seemingly unrelated variables never fails to surprise and amuse. In this vein, our study delves into the peculiar relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and the stock price of Novo Nordisk (NVO), seeking to unravel the mysteries of the market with a dash of whimsy and a sprinkle of statistical wizardry.
While the onomastics of stock trading may seem more suited to the wit of Oscar Wilde than the astuteness of Warren Buffet, our investigation was ignited by the intriguing observation that the ascent and descent of Novo Nordisk's stock price appeared to dance in tandem with the ebb and flow of the popularity of the name Wesley. It was as if the market itself was chanting "Wes-ley, Wes-ley" in chorus with the fluctuations of NVO. The peculiarity of this observation, akin to witnessing a scientific anomaly while sipping a double-shot espresso, compelled us to delve deeper into the realms of both nomenclature and finance.
With a twinkle in our eye and a belief that truth can be gleaned even from the most whimsical of coincidences, we harnessed data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) and set about uncovering the hidden harmony between the moniker Wesley and Novo Nordisk's financial fortunes. It was a quest that required a blend of linguistic insight, statistical prowess, and a willingness to entertain the notion that a name could be more than just a label, but a subtle force commanding the currents of commerce.
As we embark on this academic escapade, be prepared to journey through the jungles of statistical significance, wade through the rivers of regression analysis, and scale the mountains of null hypotheses. But fear not, for amid the dense thickets of data and the peaks of probability, we promise to sprinkle moments of levity and whimsy, akin to finding a pineapple pizza in the midst of a diet of academic rigor.
So grab your metaphorical explorer's hat and join us as we seek to unravel the mystery of the Wesley effect, where the realm of names meets the domain of stock prices, and where the whims of the market intertwine with the caprice of nomenclature. For in the intersection of the ludicrous and the erudite, we may find not only answers but also the unexpected delight of intellectual discovery.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To investigate the uncanny correlation between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO), our research team embarked on a whimsical yet rigorous academic journey through the labyrinths of data collection, statistical analysis, and the occasionally perplexing realms of nomenclature and finance.
First and foremost, we employed a robust blend of quantitative methods to wrangle the necessary data for our investigation. We ventured into the archives of the US Social Security Administration, where we engaged in a cunning search for the frequency of the name Wesley over the span of two decades. Like intrepid explorers of the digital age, we scoured the depths of cyberspace, venturing through the vast terrains of online databases and data repositories, all in the pursuit of unearthing the enigmatic popularity patterns of this venerable name. By harnessing the power of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we also procured the historical stock price data of Novo Nordisk, diligently tracking the ebb and flow of NVO's financial fortunes from 2002 to 2022.
With our trove of data in hand, we then donned our metaphorical laboratory coats and flexed our statistical muscles to scrutinize the potential relationship between Wesley’s popularity and NVO stock price. Employing the arcane rites of correlation analysis, we sought to discern if there existed a significant connection, a statistical tango, as it were, between the two seemingly disparate variables. Indeed, we unleashed the mighty spearman's rank correlation coefficient to measure the strength and direction of the relationship, revealing a tantalizing correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 with p < 0.01, signaling an eerily strong positive correlation that raised more than a few eyebrows within the hallowed halls of academia.
To ensure the robustness of our findings and shield ourselves from the seductive allure of statistical flukes, we also subjected our data to the rigors of regression analysis. We crafted intricate models that teased out the nuanced interplay between Wesley's prominence and NVO’s stock price, casting a discerning eye on both the short-term oscillations and the long-term trends that characterized this peculiar relationship. Through this methodological dance, we endeavored to capture the essence of the Wesley effect, uncovering the potential sway held by this humble name over the financial fate of Novo Nordisk's stock.
As we navigated through this adventure in research, we remained vigilant against the siren call of spurious correlations and statistical chicanery. Our goal was clear: to unravel the intricate web of causation, if any, between the popularity of the name Wesley and the market whims that drove NVO stock price. While our journey through the statistical wilderness was fraught with surprises and statistical challenges, we remain convinced that our findings shed light on a captivating conundrum at the intersection of personal nomenclature and financial fortune.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .
For the time period 2002 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9682298, r-squared of 0.9374690, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Name-Dropping on Wall Street: The Wesley Effect on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the unexpected yet oddly compelling relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and p < 0.01, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation. Our findings suggest that individuals bearing the name Wesley may unwittingly hold sway over the fluctuations of NVO stock. This curious phenomenon calls for further investigation into the potential influence of personal nomenclature on financial markets. Our results may prompt future investors to consider diversifying their portfolios not only with stocks and bonds but also with an assorted mix of popular first names.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The world of finance is no stranger to curious correlations and unexpected connections. From the price of avocados in Mexico affecting the real estate market in California to the length of women's skirts forecasting stock market trends, the interplay between seemingly unrelated variables never fails to surprise and amuse. In this vein, our study delves into the peculiar relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and the stock price of Novo Nordisk (NVO), seeking to unravel the mysteries of the market with a dash of whimsy and a sprinkle of statistical wizardry.
While the onomastics of stock trading may seem more suited to the wit of Oscar Wilde than the astuteness of Warren Buffet, our investigation was ignited by the intriguing observation that the ascent and descent of Novo Nordisk's stock price appeared to dance in tandem with the ebb and flow of the popularity of the name Wesley. It was as if the market itself was chanting "Wes-ley, Wes-ley" in chorus with the fluctuations of NVO. The peculiarity of this observation, akin to witnessing a scientific anomaly while sipping a double-shot espresso, compelled us to delve deeper into the realms of both nomenclature and finance.
With a twinkle in our eye and a belief that truth can be gleaned even from the most whimsical of coincidences, we harnessed data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) and set about uncovering the hidden harmony between the moniker Wesley and Novo Nordisk's financial fortunes. It was a quest that required a blend of linguistic insight, statistical prowess, and a willingness to entertain the notion that a name could be more than just a label, but a subtle force commanding the currents of commerce.
As we embark on this academic escapade, be prepared to journey through the jungles of statistical significance, wade through the rivers of regression analysis, and scale the mountains of null hypotheses. But fear not, for amid the dense thickets of data and the peaks of probability, we promise to sprinkle moments of levity and whimsy, akin to finding a pineapple pizza in the midst of a diet of academic rigor.
So grab your metaphorical explorer's hat and join us as we seek to unravel the mystery of the Wesley effect, where the realm of names meets the domain of stock prices, and where the whims of the market intertwine with the caprice of nomenclature. For in the intersection of the ludicrous and the erudite, we may find not only answers but also the unexpected delight of intellectual discovery.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO) have unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and an r-squared value of 0.9374690 over the period from 2002 to 2022. The p-value of less than 0.01 suggests a remarkably strong statistical significance, indicating that the popularity of the name Wesley is indeed intertwined with the fluctuations of NVO stock. It appears that the ups and downs of Novo Nordisk's financial performance march to the beat of the name Wesley, as if it were the whimsical maestro conducting a market symphony.
Fig. 1, which we fondly refer to as the "Wesley and NVO Tango," portrays the undeniable synchronicity between the prevalence of the name Wesley and the trajectory of NVO stock price. Behold the dance of data points as they sway in harmonious unison, illustrating the close alliance between this seemingly innocuous name and the financial fate of Novo Nordisk.
Our findings provide compelling evidence of the formidable influence wielded by the name Wesley over NVO stock price movements. It is as if the financial markets themselves have succumbed to the melodious charm of this particular name, swaying and swiveling in sync with its popularity. The statistical romance between Wesley and NVO transcends mere coincidence, offering an intriguing glimpse into the enigmatic interplay between personal nomenclature and market dynamics.
In conclusion, the correlation observed in our study between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO) prompts further investigation into the potential impact of personal names on financial markets. This peculiar phenomenon highlights the need for a whimsical yet rigorous scrutiny of the whims of the market and the caprice of nomenclature, inviting both amusement and scholarly curiosity in equal measure.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Name-Dropping on Wall Street: The Wesley Effect on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the unexpected yet oddly compelling relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and p < 0.01, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation. Our findings suggest that individuals bearing the name Wesley may unwittingly hold sway over the fluctuations of NVO stock. This curious phenomenon calls for further investigation into the potential influence of personal nomenclature on financial markets. Our results may prompt future investors to consider diversifying their portfolios not only with stocks and bonds but also with an assorted mix of popular first names.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, "The Name Game: A Statistical Analysis of Moniker Influence on Financial Markets," Smith and Doe (2005) set the stage for our exploration into the curious connection between personal nomenclature and stock price movements. Their study, which focused on the impact of different first names on various sectors of the stock market, paved the way for our investigation into the specific impact of the name Wesley on Novo Nordisk's stock price. Their rigorous analysis, combined with a touch of whimsy, demonstrated that the influence of names on financial markets might hold more weight than initially assumed. However, the authors stopped short of delving into the quirky nuances of individual names and their potential impact on specific stock prices, leaving that peculiar terrain uncharted.
Jones (2010), in "Moniker Momentum: The Surprising Effects of First Names on Stock Performance," extended this line of inquiry by examining the correlation between popular first names and stock price momentum. While their study encompassed a wide range of names and stocks, the specific resonance of the name Wesley with Novo Nordisk's stock price remained unexplored. This gap in the literature propelled us to embark on our own investigation, eager to fill the void and unravel the enigma of the Wesley effect.
Turning to the realm of popular literature, "The Power of Names: A Financial Odyssey" by Andrew Lewis (2017) offers a captivating journey through the historical significance of names and their potential sway over worldly matters. Lewis, a self-proclaimed "onomastic voyager," regales readers with tales of how names have shaped destinies, from ancient battles to modern financial markets. While his narrative meanders through the annals of time, pausing at the crossroads of name and destiny, it serves as a reminder that the influence of names transcends mere labels, echoing our own pursuit of unveiling the hidden forces at play in the world of finance.
Shifting gears to the more whimsical side of literature, "The Stock Market Sorcery of Wesley Willows" by Penelope Green (2019) introduces readers to a fantastical world where stock prices dance to the spellbinding tunes of names. In this enchanting tale, the eponymous Wesley Willows, armed with nothing but his name and a dash of daring, embarks on a quest to unlock the secret melodies that govern stock market fluctuations. While a work of fiction, Green's novel playfully hints at the notion that names possess an intangible, almost magical, influence in the realm of finance. And though we may not wield wands, there's an undeniable charm in considering the possibility of names casting their own brand of enchantment on stock prices.
Tangentially related to the theme of influence and manipulation, the film "The Wolf of Wall Street" provides a cinematic glimpse into the high-stakes world of finance, where charisma and cunning reign supreme. While the movie's protagonist, Jordan Belfort, may not bear the first name Wesley, the narrative serves as a reminder of the intricate interplay between personal influence and market dynamics. As we glean insight from the silver screen, it sparks contemplation on the potential sway that names, whether by chance or design, might exert on the ebb and flow of stock prices.
In navigating the labyrinth of literature and film, we encounter a diverse tapestry of perspectives on the influence of names in the realm of finance. These works, both scholarly and imaginative, serve as beacons guiding our own quest to unravel the peculiar connection between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price. Armed with statistical rigor and a touch of whimsy, our study endeavors to add a new chapter to the ongoing saga of onomastic influence on the world stage of finance.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO) have unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and an r-squared value of 0.9374690 over the period from 2002 to 2022. The p-value of less than 0.01 suggests a remarkably strong statistical significance, indicating that the popularity of the name Wesley is indeed intertwined with the fluctuations of NVO stock. It appears that the ups and downs of Novo Nordisk's financial performance march to the beat of the name Wesley, as if it were the whimsical maestro conducting a market symphony.
Fig. 1, which we fondly refer to as the "Wesley and NVO Tango," portrays the undeniable synchronicity between the prevalence of the name Wesley and the trajectory of NVO stock price. Behold the dance of data points as they sway in harmonious unison, illustrating the close alliance between this seemingly innocuous name and the financial fate of Novo Nordisk.
Our findings provide compelling evidence of the formidable influence wielded by the name Wesley over NVO stock price movements. It is as if the financial markets themselves have succumbed to the melodious charm of this particular name, swaying and swiveling in sync with its popularity. The statistical romance between Wesley and NVO transcends mere coincidence, offering an intriguing glimpse into the enigmatic interplay between personal nomenclature and market dynamics.
In conclusion, the correlation observed in our study between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO) prompts further investigation into the potential impact of personal names on financial markets. This peculiar phenomenon highlights the need for a whimsical yet rigorous scrutiny of the whims of the market and the caprice of nomenclature, inviting both amusement and scholarly curiosity in equal measure.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
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[[DISCUSSION]]
Our study has unearthed a truly fascinating phenomenon: the undeniable link between the popularity of the name Wesley and the stock price of Novo Nordisk (NVO). We set out on this whimsical odyssey with equal parts skepticism and curiosity, akin to embarking on a treasure hunt for statistical gold. And lo and behold, we stumbled upon a dazzling treasure trove of data that points to a compelling relationship between personal nomenclature and financial vagaries.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 that we uncovered wields the kind of statistical clout that could make even the most somber of researchers crack a smile. It's the sort of robust correlation that makes you do a double take, like stumbling upon a unicorn in a room full of horses. And let's not forget the r-squared value of 0.9374690, a testament to the snug fit of our regression model, snugger than a mathematician's favorite sweater.
Our results not only corroborate the pioneering work of Smith and Doe (2005) but also lend credence to the existence of an intangible, yet palpable, bond between the name Wesley and NVO stock price movements. This discovery holds a certain whimsical charm, akin to finding the missing puzzle piece behind the couch cushions. The pieces of the onomastic puzzle seem to fall into place, revealing a pattern that tugs at the threads of conventional wisdom with a mischievous twinkle.
As we sip from the cup of statistical significance, our minds frolic with fanciful musings. Could there be a hidden genie within the name Wesley, releasing market-altering magic with every rub of a trading screen? Could it be that the ricocheting ripples of the name Wesley cast a spell on the stock price of Novo Nordisk, turning the market into a stage for some whimsical name-based theater?
The dance of data points in Fig. 1, our enchanting "Wesley and NVO Tango," leaves us betwixt and between the realms of statistical analysis and spellbinding spectacle. It's as if the market and the name Wesley have choreographed a Financielle de Ballet, pirouetting and leaping across the canvas of our scatter plot, painting a portrait of improbable harmony. The playful rhythm of statistical appeal resonates with the whims of the market, evoking a symphony of stock price movements that seems to dance to the tune of a name.
In the spirit of camaraderie with our fellow wanderers through the esoteric corridors of literature, our findings lend a gentle nod to Andrew Lewis's (2017) onomastic odyssey and Penelope Green's (2019) stock market sorcery. Perhaps, within the humdrum hum of numerical analysis, there exists a whisper of enchantment, a glimmer of poetic wit that beckons us to delve deeper into the enigmatic terrain of name and finance.
Our study beckons further exploration into the secret melodies that names may hold for the financial markets. It's a call to don the cap of whimsy alongside the cloak of scholarly rigor, and tread the path less traveled where the dalliance of names and numbers invites both curiosity and amusement. As we await the unveiling of the next act in this delightful onomastic saga, our findings stand as a testament to the tantalizing intrigue that lies at the intersection of names and the caprice of the market.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Name-Dropping on Wall Street: The Wesley Effect on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the unexpected yet oddly compelling relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and p < 0.01, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation. Our findings suggest that individuals bearing the name Wesley may unwittingly hold sway over the fluctuations of NVO stock. This curious phenomenon calls for further investigation into the potential influence of personal nomenclature on financial markets. Our results may prompt future investors to consider diversifying their portfolios not only with stocks and bonds but also with an assorted mix of popular first names.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The world of finance is no stranger to curious correlations and unexpected connections. From the price of avocados in Mexico affecting the real estate market in California to the length of women's skirts forecasting stock market trends, the interplay between seemingly unrelated variables never fails to surprise and amuse. In this vein, our study delves into the peculiar relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and the stock price of Novo Nordisk (NVO), seeking to unravel the mysteries of the market with a dash of whimsy and a sprinkle of statistical wizardry.
While the onomastics of stock trading may seem more suited to the wit of Oscar Wilde than the astuteness of Warren Buffet, our investigation was ignited by the intriguing observation that the ascent and descent of Novo Nordisk's stock price appeared to dance in tandem with the ebb and flow of the popularity of the name Wesley. It was as if the market itself was chanting "Wes-ley, Wes-ley" in chorus with the fluctuations of NVO. The peculiarity of this observation, akin to witnessing a scientific anomaly while sipping a double-shot espresso, compelled us to delve deeper into the realms of both nomenclature and finance.
With a twinkle in our eye and a belief that truth can be gleaned even from the most whimsical of coincidences, we harnessed data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) and set about uncovering the hidden harmony between the moniker Wesley and Novo Nordisk's financial fortunes. It was a quest that required a blend of linguistic insight, statistical prowess, and a willingness to entertain the notion that a name could be more than just a label, but a subtle force commanding the currents of commerce.
As we embark on this academic escapade, be prepared to journey through the jungles of statistical significance, wade through the rivers of regression analysis, and scale the mountains of null hypotheses. But fear not, for amid the dense thickets of data and the peaks of probability, we promise to sprinkle moments of levity and whimsy, akin to finding a pineapple pizza in the midst of a diet of academic rigor.
So grab your metaphorical explorer's hat and join us as we seek to unravel the mystery of the Wesley effect, where the realm of names meets the domain of stock prices, and where the whims of the market intertwine with the caprice of nomenclature. For in the intersection of the ludicrous and the erudite, we may find not only answers but also the unexpected delight of intellectual discovery.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO) have unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and an r-squared value of 0.9374690 over the period from 2002 to 2022. The p-value of less than 0.01 suggests a remarkably strong statistical significance, indicating that the popularity of the name Wesley is indeed intertwined with the fluctuations of NVO stock. It appears that the ups and downs of Novo Nordisk's financial performance march to the beat of the name Wesley, as if it were the whimsical maestro conducting a market symphony.
Fig. 1, which we fondly refer to as the "Wesley and NVO Tango," portrays the undeniable synchronicity between the prevalence of the name Wesley and the trajectory of NVO stock price. Behold the dance of data points as they sway in harmonious unison, illustrating the close alliance between this seemingly innocuous name and the financial fate of Novo Nordisk.
Our findings provide compelling evidence of the formidable influence wielded by the name Wesley over NVO stock price movements. It is as if the financial markets themselves have succumbed to the melodious charm of this particular name, swaying and swiveling in sync with its popularity. The statistical romance between Wesley and NVO transcends mere coincidence, offering an intriguing glimpse into the enigmatic interplay between personal nomenclature and market dynamics.
In conclusion, the correlation observed in our study between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO) prompts further investigation into the potential impact of personal names on financial markets. This peculiar phenomenon highlights the need for a whimsical yet rigorous scrutiny of the whims of the market and the caprice of nomenclature, inviting both amusement and scholarly curiosity in equal measure.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In wrapping up our delightful expedition into the mysterious link between the popularity of the name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price, it is clear that this correlation is not just a mere coincidence or statistical fluke. It appears that there is a tangible, harmonious bond between the moniker "Wesley" and the ebbs and flows of NVO stock, as if the market itself were swaying to the whimsical melody of this name.
Our investigation has not only provided a statistical tango between Wesley and NVO but also sparked some pun-tastic musings. Who knew that a name could wield such financial clout? This revelation might lead to an influx of prospective parents naming their children Wesley in the hope of securing a future filled with financial success, akin to a modern-day version of "The Midas Touch."
With our results in hand, we can confidently assert that further research into the influence of personal nomenclature on financial markets runs the risk of diluting the sheer joy and whimsy that this study has brought to the realm of academic inquiry. Let's leave the name "Wesley" to continue its enchanting dance with NVO stock price, while we turn our attention to more traditional financial analyses. After all, every statistical study needs a bit of whimsy, and the Wesley Effect has certainly delivered that in spades.
In essence, our findings have sparked both amusement and scholarly intrigue, proving that even in the serious world of finance, there's room for a dash of whimsical name-dropping. It's safe to say that no further research in this area is needed—at least until "Wesley" becomes the trending stock market buzzword of the century!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Name-Dropping on Wall Street: The Wesley Effect on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Financial Pop Culture and Market Trends
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Name-Dropping on Wall Street: The Wesley Effect on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Financial Influences and Market Trends
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Name-Dropping on Wall Street: The Wesley Effect on Novo Nordisk's Stock Price with an abstract of This study examines the unexpected yet oddly compelling relationship between the popularity of the first name Wesley and Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO). Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9682298 and p < 0.01, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation. Our findings suggest that individuals bearing the name Wesley may unwittingly hold sway over the fluctuations of NVO stock. This curious phenomenon calls for further investigation into the potential influence of personal nomenclature on financial markets. Our results may prompt future investors to consider diversifying their portfolios not only with stocks and bonds but also with an assorted mix of popular first names.
ChatGPT:
Wesley, Novo Nordisk, stock price, correlation, Social Security Administration, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, influence of personal nomenclature, financial markets, diversifying portfolios, first names, stock market influence
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Popularity of the first name WesleyDetailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Wesley
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Wesley
Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Novo Nordisk (NVO) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function
See what else correlates with Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9374690 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 93.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Wesley) over the 21 years from 2002 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.8E-13. 0.0000000000006798412382219459
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 6.8E-11% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,470,931,658,420 random variables You don't actually need 1 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 20 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 20 because we have two variables measured over a period of 21 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.92, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
Popularity of the first name Wesley (Babies born) | 2069 | 2153 | 2144 | 2129 | 2129 | 2096 | 2082 | 2239 | 2451 | 2506 | 2676 | 2863 | 3188 | 3273 | 3493 | 3632 | 3709 | 3823 | 3795 | 4346 | 4773 |
Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO) (Stock price) | 2.03 | 1.46 | 2.05 | 2.7 | 2.84 | 4.22 | 6.5 | 5.19 | 13.04 | 22.13 | 23.66 | 33.13 | 36.92 | 42.55 | 57.79 | 36.23 | 54.49 | 46.13 | 58.31 | 71.19 | 109.65 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2069,2153,2144,2129,2129,2096,2082,2239,2451,2506,2676,2863,3188,3273,3493,3632,3709,3823,3795,4346,4773,])
array_2 = np.array([2.03,1.46,2.05,2.7,2.84,4.22,6.5,5.19,13.04,22.13,23.66,33.13,36.92,42.55,57.79,36.23,54.49,46.13,58.31,71.19,109.65,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Wesley"
array_2_name = "Novo Nordisk's stock price (NVO)"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 3090 · Black Variable ID: 2229 · Red Variable ID: 1555