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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Degrees of Gas: Exploring the Relationship Between Public Administration and Social Services Degrees and Gas Plant Operators in Alabama
The Journal of Regional Resource Management
r=0.940 · 95% conf. int. [0.760,0.986] · r2=0.883 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Botanical Beauty: The Botox-Bolstering Boon of Agricultural Operators in the Palmetto State
Journal of Southern Agricultural Aesthetics
r=0.676 · 95% conf. int. [0.290,0.873] · r2=0.458 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Timber Tales: The Grading and Fading of Marital Bliss
The Journal of Relationship Resilience
r=0.931 · 95% conf. int. [0.727,0.984] · r2=0.866 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gumshoes and Prime Deliveries: The Puzzling Relationship Between Private Detectives in Delaware and Amazon's Shipping Revenue
Journal of Investigative Economics
r=0.952 · 95% conf. int. [0.820,0.988] · r2=0.906 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Scouting for Sus: Exploring the Correlation Between Coaches and Scouts in Puerto Rico and Google Searches for 'That Is Sus'
The Journal of Sports Sociology and Online Behavior
r=0.920 · 95% conf. int. [0.799,0.969] · r2=0.846 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Code Crush: Exploring the Correlation Between the Number of College Computer Science Teachers in New Mexico and xkcd Comics Published About Romance
The Journal of Computational Love Studies
r=0.827 · 95% conf. int. [0.561,0.938] · r2=0.683 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Colette by Any Watts: Investigating the Electrifying Connection Between Colette's Popularity and Renewable Energy Production in Cabo Verde
The Journal of Eclectic Energy Studies
r=0.968 · 95% conf. int. [0.932,0.985] · r2=0.937 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Cosmic Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between the Distance from Uranus to Saturn and Nuclear Power Generation in Brazil
The Journal of Interplanetary Studies and Energy Dynamics
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.837,0.952] · r2=0.830 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Bosnia and Herzegovina's Renewable Energy Melodrama: How it Contributes to Points as Luck Goes for the Indianapolis Colts
The Journal of Renewable Energy Performance and Sports Luck
r=0.658 · 95% conf. int. [0.391,0.823] · r2=0.433 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fueling the Competition: A Correlational Analysis of Biomass Power Generation in Norway and Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship
The Journal of Renewable Energy and Gluttony Studies
r=0.815 · 95% conf. int. [0.667,0.901] · r2=0.664 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Blown Gold: The Windy Relationship Between Italian Wind Power and the Price of Gold
The Journal of Sustainable Energy and Precious Metals Economics
r=0.949 · 95% conf. int. [0.888,0.977] · r2=0.901 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Butter, Biomass, and Bizarre Behavior: A Bountiful Belief Beyond Borders
The International Journal of Irreverent Inquiry
r=0.946 · 95% conf. int. [0.887,0.975] · r2=0.895 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Blend-theft Connection: A Statistical Analysis of Motor Vehicle Thefts and Blender Tenders in Mississippi
The Journal of Culinary Criminology
r=0.907 · 95% conf. int. [0.776,0.963] · r2=0.822 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Out of this World Inventions: The UFO-niversal Language of Patents
The Extraterrestrial Engineering Review
r=0.840 · 95% conf. int. [0.726,0.909] · r2=0.705 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Playing with Fire: The Shaun-arson Connection in Arizona
The Journal of Pyrological Psychology
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.849,0.957] · r2=0.844 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Saturn's Distance: A UFO Nuisance in Indiana
Journal of Extraterrestrial Encounters
r=0.846 · 95% conf. int. [0.738,0.912] · r2=0.716 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Lung-cation between Air Pollution and Education: A Little Rock Case Study
Journal of Ecological Brainwaves
r=0.967 · 95% conf. int. [0.875,0.992] · r2=0.935 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Art of Bellyaching: The Relationship Between Master's Degrees in Communication and Journalism and Severe Googling for Tummy Ache
The Journal of Irreverent Medical Studies
r=0.972 · 95% conf. int. [0.883,0.994] · r2=0.945 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stains, Strains, and Search Queries: The Link Between Associates Degrees in Clinical/Medical Lab Science and 'How to Hide a Body' Google Searches
The Journal of Forensic Science and Internet Behavior
r=0.830 · 95% conf. int. [0.459,0.955] · r2=0.689 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Walk in the Park: Exploring the Correlation between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and Alphabet's Stock Price
The Journal of Leisure Studies and Financial Analysis
r=0.963 · 95% conf. int. [0.847,0.991] · r2=0.927 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

High-Quality Communications: Analyzing the Interplay Between Mastering Degrees and Warner Bros. Discovery's Stock Performance
The Journal of Communication Analytics and Entertainment Economics
r=0.745 · 95% conf. int. [0.216,0.936] · r2=0.554 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

What's Up with WhatsApp? Examining the Correlation Between Google Searches for 'WhatsApp' and CRH Shares
The Journal of Digital Communication and Market Research
r=0.904 · 95% conf. int. [0.719,0.970] · r2=0.818 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Hadley's Lullaby: The Connection Between the Name Game and Fomento Econ's Stock Price Fame
The Journal of Humorous Finance and Linguistics
r=0.977 · 95% conf. int. [0.942,0.991] · r2=0.954 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Audrey Stock Odyssey: A Rhyme Time with Schlumberger
The Journal of Lyrical Geology
r=0.861 · 95% conf. int. [0.684,0.943] · r2=0.742 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Neptune's Nudges and Regeneron's Rumbles: Exploring the Correlation Between the Distance between Neptune and Uranus and Regeneron Pharmaceuticals' Stock Price (REGN)
The Journal of Planetary Economics and Pharmacological Finance
r=0.917 · 95% conf. int. [0.808,0.965] · r2=0.841 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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