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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Skies and Spiders: Air Pollution's Effect on Search Queries for Arachnid Capture in Boulder
Journal of Ecological Entomology
r=0.589 · 95% conf. int. [0.151,0.834] · r2=0.347 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: Unmasking the Link Between Air Pollution in Boise City and Google Searches for 'n95 mask'
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Atmospheric Research
r=0.830 · 95% conf. int. [0.593,0.935] · r2=0.689 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Dewey Decimal Derby: Exploring the Relationship between Library Science Master's Degrees and Cincinnati Reds Wins
The Journal of Bibliographic Baseball Studies
r=0.820 · 95% conf. int. [0.394,0.956] · r2=0.673 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cooking Up Runs: The Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operator and Tender Relationship to World Series Scoring
The Journal of Culinary Sports Science
r=0.866 · 95% conf. int. [0.554,0.965] · r2=0.750 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Soybean Strain and Store Success: Exploring the GMO-Garment Correlation
The Journal of Agronomic Fashion Studies
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.814,0.965] · r2=0.843 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Grains, Gains, and Genes: The Corn-nection Between GMOs in Missouri and Telefónica's Stock Price
The Journal of Agri-Finance and Telecommunication Economics
r=0.836 · 95% conf. int. [0.640,0.930] · r2=0.699 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Corn-adian Connection: Exploring the Link Between GMO Corn Use in Texas and Google Searches for 'How to Immigrate to Canada'
The Journal of Agri-Cultural Transitions
r=0.842 · 95% conf. int. [0.629,0.938] · r2=0.710 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mapping Mollie's Moniker: Measuring the Mirthful Merger of Mollie's Moniker and GMO Mastery in Alabama's Cotton Crops
The Journal of Genetic Guffaws
r=0.946 · 95% conf. int. [0.859,0.980] · r2=0.896 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMOs and Global Gangplanks: A Corny Connection
The Journal of Agricultural Chuckles
r=0.906 · 95% conf. int. [0.723,0.970] · r2=0.821 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMO Crop or Google Mischief? Unveiling the 'Maize'y Connection Between GMO Corn in South Dakota and Google Searches for 'CIA Hotline'
The Journal of Agricultural Conspiracies
r=0.890 · 95% conf. int. [0.738,0.956] · r2=0.792 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From the Pitch to the Plow: Unveiling the Unlikely Link between Cleansheets and Agricultural Sciences Teachers in Kentucky
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Agrarian Inquiries
r=0.823 · 95% conf. int. [0.537,0.939] · r2=0.677 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Braden's Burst: Exploring the Eccentric Encounter between Name Popularity and National Lacrosse Champions' Final Points
The Journal of Nameology and Sports Analytics
r=0.888 · 95% conf. int. [0.759,0.950] · r2=0.788 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Astros Effect: A Home Run Connection Between Ticket Sales for Houston Astros Games and Instructor Salaries in the US
The Journal of Sports Economics and Higher Education Relations
r=0.962 · 95% conf. int. [0.858,0.990] · r2=0.926 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Lawyer Load: A Correlation Between 12th Grade Students and Legal Eagles in the United States
Journal of Legal Studies in Education
r=0.982 · 95% conf. int. [0.963,0.991] · r2=0.964 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The ABCs of Connection: Exploring the Correlation Between 5th Grade Students and Lawyers in the United States
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Mismatch Studies
r=0.850 · 95% conf. int. [0.715,0.924] · r2=0.722 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Interfacing Interdisciplinary Insights: A Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and Search Queries for Medical Advice
The Journal of Multidimensional Research
r=0.974 · 95% conf. int. [0.892,0.994] · r2=0.949 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Communicating Ailment: A Correlational Analysis of Associates Degrees in Communication and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'
The Journal of Communication Disorders and Google Trends Analysis
r=0.991 · 95% conf. int. [0.966,0.998] · r2=0.983 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees
The Journal of Comedic Research
r=0.930 · 95% conf. int. [0.725,0.984] · r2=0.865 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Reckless Recalls: Investigating the Wacky Link Between 12th-Graders and Automotive Recalls
Journal of Adolescent Automotives
r=0.931 · 95% conf. int. [0.864,0.966] · r2=0.867 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

ReCALLing Education: The Correlation Between 6th Grade Enrollments and Automotive Recalls
The Journal of Quirky Connections
r=0.771 · 95% conf. int. [0.581,0.881] · r2=0.594 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Degree in Business Administration: The Gateway to Reddit's Heart
Journal of Social Media Psychology
r=0.972 · 95% conf. int. [0.892,0.993] · r2=0.944 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mapping out the Degree of Influence: A Cartographic Analysis of Bachelor's Degrees in Area, Ethnic, Cultural, Gender, and Group Studies and Cartographers in New Mexico
The Journal of Carto-Cultural Studies
r=0.986 · 95% conf. int. [0.932,0.997] · r2=0.972 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

When 5th Graders Multiply, Honda's Recalls Fly: A Statistical Study
The Journal of Quirky Statistical Analyses
r=0.784 · 95% conf. int. [0.603,0.888] · r2=0.615 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mastering the Winds of Change: Exploring the Correlation between Master's Degrees in Military Technologies and Wind Power Generation in Kazakhstan
The Journal of Advanced Military Technologies and Sustainable Energy Sources
r=0.996 · 95% conf. int. [0.983,0.999] · r2=0.992 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Covering Your Tracks and Hitting the Books: The Surprising Relationship Between Public Administration and Social Services Associate Degrees and Internet Privacy Concerns
Journal of Public Administration and Cybersecurity
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.707,0.979] · r2=0.842 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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