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As GMO use in Kansas corn decreased, the corn stalks grew weaker, leading to an inability to support the weight of a proper pirate's wooden leg, causing a significant decline in pirate recruitment. This ultimately led to a shortage of pirates to carry out attacks, as they couldn't even 'earrrr' their keep in the plundering industry anymore.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image showing a vast cornfield in Kansas, where rows of tall cornstalks sway gracefully in the wind. Some of the cornstalks are labeled "GMO," while others are marked "Non-GMO," creating a visual juxtaposition. In the distance, an imposing pirate ship with a Jolly Roger flag unfurls proudly above the open seas. The ship's crew looks visibly concerned as they struggle to hoist a barrel of rum onto the deck, their chosen fuel source. The absence of ample rum has left them unable to fully power their ship, leading to a decrease in pirate attacks worldwide. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn grown in Kansas and Pirate attacks globally. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Minimalism Cybernetic art High-tech Cute cartoon Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: High-tech
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn grown in Kansas and Pirate attacks globally, in the following situation: Because the decrease in GMO use in Kansas corn led to a reduction in corn-based ethanol production, causing a shortage in rum production, which in turn led to a decrease in pirate attacks as they were unable to properly fuel their ships.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a vast cornfield in Kansas, rows of tall cornstalks sway in the wind. Among them, some are labeled "GMO" while others are marked "Non-GMO." Meanwhile, on the open seas, a pirate ship sails with its Jolly Roger flag flying proudly. However, the ship's crew looks worried as they struggle to hoist a barrel of rum, their fuel of choice, onto the deck. The lack of rum has left them unable to fully power their ship, resulting in a decrease in pirate attacks around the world.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ High-tech ] and depicting this scene: In a vast cornfield in Kansas, rows of tall cornstalks sway in the wind. Among them, some are labeled "GMO" while others are marked "Non-GMO." Meanwhile, on the open seas, a pirate ship sails with its Jolly Roger flag flying proudly. However, the ship's crew looks worried as they struggle to hoist a barrel of rum, their fuel of choice, onto the deck. The lack of rum has left them unable to fully power their ship, resulting in a decrease in pirate attacks around the world. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image showing a vast cornfield in Kansas, where rows of tall cornstalks sway gracefully in the wind. Some of the cornstalks are labeled "GMO," while others are marked "Non-GMO," creating a visual juxtaposition. In the distance, an imposing pirate ship with a Jolly Roger flag unfurls proudly above the open seas. The ship's crew looks visibly concerned as they struggle to hoist a barrel of rum onto the deck, their chosen fuel source. The absence of ample rum has left them unable to fully power their ship, leading to a decrease in pirate attacks worldwide.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in GMO use in corn grown in Kansas caused Pirate attacks globally to decrease. Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
Amaizeing Pirates: Unraveling the Strange Affair Between GMO Corn in Kansas and Global Pirate Attacks The Journal of Genetically Modified Conundrums Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Kansas and Pirate attacks globally. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from USDA and Statista to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 and p < 0.01 for 2009 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Amaizeing Pirates: Unraveling the Strange Affair Between GMO Corn in Kansas and Global Pirate Attacks
[[ABSTRACT]]
Avast, ye landlubbers! This study delves into the unlikely relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in the heartland of Kansas and the occurrence of pirate attacks across the seven seas. Utilizing comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, our research team set sail on this peculiar quest, seeking to shed light on a most perplexing enigma.
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 between the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas and the frequency of pirate attacks globally from 2009 to 2022. Furthermore, the obtained p-value of less than 0.01 reaffirms the robustness of this correlation, much like hoisting the Jolly Roger on the high seas.
While the precise mechanisms underlying this unexpected association remain as elusive as buried treasure, the findings of this study provide compelling evidence that GMO corn in the Heartland may have inadvertent effects on the activities of swashbucklers across the oceans. Our hope is that this research will inspire further investigation and perhaps encourage scientists to consider the unexpected consequences of agricultural practices on maritime affairs. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... bioengineered maize?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Kansas and Pirate attacks globally. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Amaizeing Pirates: Unraveling the Strange Affair Between GMO Corn in Kansas and Global Pirate Attacks
[[ABSTRACT]]
Avast, ye landlubbers! This study delves into the unlikely relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in the heartland of Kansas and the occurrence of pirate attacks across the seven seas. Utilizing comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, our research team set sail on this peculiar quest, seeking to shed light on a most perplexing enigma.
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 between the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas and the frequency of pirate attacks globally from 2009 to 2022. Furthermore, the obtained p-value of less than 0.01 reaffirms the robustness of this correlation, much like hoisting the Jolly Roger on the high seas.
While the precise mechanisms underlying this unexpected association remain as elusive as buried treasure, the findings of this study provide compelling evidence that GMO corn in the Heartland may have inadvertent effects on the activities of swashbucklers across the oceans. Our hope is that this research will inspire further investigation and perhaps encourage scientists to consider the unexpected consequences of agricultural practices on maritime affairs. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... bioengineered maize?
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to embark on a journey that will navigate the choppy waters of agricultural science and maritime history like never before. The peculiar partnership between genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in Kansas and the adventures of buccaneers across the globe is a tale so unexpected, it might just make you want to say, "Shuck it, this can't be real!" But rest assured, this is no tall tale spun by a drunken sailor; it's the result of our painstaking investigation into the correlation that may have you doubting your senses.
Strangely enough, the idea for this study didn't just pop into our heads like corn kernels in a hot, buttery pan. No, it took us some time to digest the surprising correlations we stumbled upon while sifting through mountains of agricultural and maritime data. And let's be honest, who would have thought that the golden fields of GMO corn in the American heartland could have any bearing on the high-seas escapades of pirates, brigands, and privateers? It's enough to make you exclaim, "Shiver me timbers!"
In the next few pages, we will navigate through the maze of statistical analyses and theories, aiming to peel back the husk of this mysterious relationship. We urge you to keep an open mind, and maybe a sense of humor, as we explore the unlikely bond between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. So, batten down the hatches and prepare to set sail into the uncharted waters of GMO corn and pirate lore. Let's hope we don't encounter any sea monsters – or worse, statistically significant outliers!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Kansas and Pirate attacks globally. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Amaizeing Pirates: Unraveling the Strange Affair Between GMO Corn in Kansas and Global Pirate Attacks
[[ABSTRACT]]
Avast, ye landlubbers! This study delves into the unlikely relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in the heartland of Kansas and the occurrence of pirate attacks across the seven seas. Utilizing comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, our research team set sail on this peculiar quest, seeking to shed light on a most perplexing enigma.
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 between the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas and the frequency of pirate attacks globally from 2009 to 2022. Furthermore, the obtained p-value of less than 0.01 reaffirms the robustness of this correlation, much like hoisting the Jolly Roger on the high seas.
While the precise mechanisms underlying this unexpected association remain as elusive as buried treasure, the findings of this study provide compelling evidence that GMO corn in the Heartland may have inadvertent effects on the activities of swashbucklers across the oceans. Our hope is that this research will inspire further investigation and perhaps encourage scientists to consider the unexpected consequences of agricultural practices on maritime affairs. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... bioengineered maize?
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to embark on a journey that will navigate the choppy waters of agricultural science and maritime history like never before. The peculiar partnership between genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in Kansas and the adventures of buccaneers across the globe is a tale so unexpected, it might just make you want to say, "Shuck it, this can't be real!" But rest assured, this is no tall tale spun by a drunken sailor; it's the result of our painstaking investigation into the correlation that may have you doubting your senses.
Strangely enough, the idea for this study didn't just pop into our heads like corn kernels in a hot, buttery pan. No, it took us some time to digest the surprising correlations we stumbled upon while sifting through mountains of agricultural and maritime data. And let's be honest, who would have thought that the golden fields of GMO corn in the American heartland could have any bearing on the high-seas escapades of pirates, brigands, and privateers? It's enough to make you exclaim, "Shiver me timbers!"
In the next few pages, we will navigate through the maze of statistical analyses and theories, aiming to peel back the husk of this mysterious relationship. We urge you to keep an open mind, and maybe a sense of humor, as we explore the unlikely bond between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. So, batten down the hatches and prepare to set sail into the uncharted waters of GMO corn and pirate lore. Let's hope we don't encounter any sea monsters – or worse, statistically significant outliers!
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature surrounding the unexpected correlation between GMO corn cultivation in Kansas and global pirate activity is as intriguing and convoluted as navigating a tangled web of seaweed. Smith and Doe (2016) conducted a comprehensive analysis of GMO crop distribution in the United States, shedding light on the exponential growth of genetically modified corn production in the Midwest region. Their findings suggest a veritable cornucopia of GMO corn proliferation, with Kansas emerging as a prolific hub for the cultivation of these modified maize varieties.
Jones (2018) delved into the annals of maritime history, uncovering tales of swashbuckling adventures and high-seas escapades from the Golden Age of Piracy to the modern era. While Jones’ work focuses primarily on the socio-political motivations behind pirate activities, the potential impact of agricultural practices on maritime events remains a tantalizing enigma that has yet to be explored in traditional historical discourse.
In "The Omniscient Corn: A Global Perspective" by Silva and Garcia (2020), the authors delve into the myriad implications of GMO corn production on international trade and agricultural economies. While their work primarily centers around the economic ramifications of genetically engineered crops, it offers a foundation for understanding the far-reaching effects of GMO corn cultivation beyond domestic borders.
Turning to works of fiction, Verne’s classic novel "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea" plunges readers into the captivating world of undersea exploration and nautical adventures. While the focus is on underwater exploits rather than piracy, the maritime theme serves as a poignant reminder of the vast unknowns that lurk beneath the surface – much like the mysterious connection between GMO corn and pirate activity.
Additionally, the swashbuckling tales of Captain Jack Sparrow in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series, as documented by Disney Studios, may contain hidden clues concerning the enigmatic interplay between landlocked agricultural practices and maritime marauding. While these narratives are undoubtedly fictional, the overarching theme of maritime lawlessness and the pursuit of hidden treasures could hold symbolic relevance to the unexpected relationship under investigation.
Furthermore, social media posts such as the tweet by @CornConundrum stating, “GMO corn: fueling pirates or just a-maize-ing coincidence? #PiratePuzzles” have sparked online discourse and speculation regarding the peculiar correlation between GMO corn in Kansas and global pirate activity. While not rooted in academic research, these digital musings reflect the public's curiosity about the curious conundrum at hand.
In light of these diverse sources, it becomes apparent that the fusion of agricultural science and maritime history has yielded unexpected connections that warrant further investigation. As we hoist our sails and set course for the uncharted waters of GMO corn and pirate lore, let us approach this enigma with an ample supply of skepticism and a healthy dose of humor. After all, who knows what treasure – or statistical outliers – may await us on this whimsical voyage? Yo ho ho, and a barrel of... bioengineered bounty!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Kansas and Pirate attacks globally. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Statista . You used data from 2009 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Amaizeing Pirates: Unraveling the Strange Affair Between GMO Corn in Kansas and Global Pirate Attacks
[[ABSTRACT]]
Avast, ye landlubbers! This study delves into the unlikely relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in the heartland of Kansas and the occurrence of pirate attacks across the seven seas. Utilizing comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, our research team set sail on this peculiar quest, seeking to shed light on a most perplexing enigma.
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 between the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas and the frequency of pirate attacks globally from 2009 to 2022. Furthermore, the obtained p-value of less than 0.01 reaffirms the robustness of this correlation, much like hoisting the Jolly Roger on the high seas.
While the precise mechanisms underlying this unexpected association remain as elusive as buried treasure, the findings of this study provide compelling evidence that GMO corn in the Heartland may have inadvertent effects on the activities of swashbucklers across the oceans. Our hope is that this research will inspire further investigation and perhaps encourage scientists to consider the unexpected consequences of agricultural practices on maritime affairs. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... bioengineered maize?
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to embark on a journey that will navigate the choppy waters of agricultural science and maritime history like never before. The peculiar partnership between genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in Kansas and the adventures of buccaneers across the globe is a tale so unexpected, it might just make you want to say, "Shuck it, this can't be real!" But rest assured, this is no tall tale spun by a drunken sailor; it's the result of our painstaking investigation into the correlation that may have you doubting your senses.
Strangely enough, the idea for this study didn't just pop into our heads like corn kernels in a hot, buttery pan. No, it took us some time to digest the surprising correlations we stumbled upon while sifting through mountains of agricultural and maritime data. And let's be honest, who would have thought that the golden fields of GMO corn in the American heartland could have any bearing on the high-seas escapades of pirates, brigands, and privateers? It's enough to make you exclaim, "Shiver me timbers!"
In the next few pages, we will navigate through the maze of statistical analyses and theories, aiming to peel back the husk of this mysterious relationship. We urge you to keep an open mind, and maybe a sense of humor, as we explore the unlikely bond between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. So, batten down the hatches and prepare to set sail into the uncharted waters of GMO corn and pirate lore. Let's hope we don't encounter any sea monsters – or worse, statistically significant outliers!
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ahoy, mateys! Now that we've piqued your curiosity with our whimsical findings, let's delve into the nitty-gritty of how we unraveled this enigmatic web of GMO corn and pirate raids. Our methodology can be likened to hoisting the sails and setting a course for uncharted statistical waters – with a healthy dose of skepticism and a compass that occasionally points in unexpected directions.
Data Collection:
First and foremost, our crew scoured the digital seas for relevant data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Statista, casting our net for information on GMO corn cultivation in Kansas and global pirate activity. We collected data covering the years 2009 to 2022, a time span rife with fermenting kernels of potential correlation.
GMO Corn Metrics:
To quantify the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas, we used a cornucopia of metrics, including the percentage of acreage dedicated to GMO corn, the usage of specific GMO traits, and the distribution of GMO varieties across different counties. The aim was to paint a vivid picture of the GMO landscape in the heart of the United States, much like a bucolic masterpiece by a Gene-ric Renoir.
Pirate Activity Indices:
Navigating the choppy waters of global pirate activity data required us to splice together disparate datasets on maritime hijinks, brigandage, and, of course, the occasional swashbuckling. We considered factors such as the number of reported pirate attacks, the regions most afflicted by maritime mischief, and the varying modus operandi of these seafaring ne'er-do-wells. Arrr data-gathering efforts resulted in a treasure trove of pirate-related statistics, a veritable sea chest of buccaneer data.
Statistical Analysis:
With our ship weighted down by an abundance of numerical data, we hunkered down to conduct rigorous statistical analyses with more gusto than a ravenous crew preparing to devour a cornucopia of popcorn. We employed sophisticated correlation analyses, including Pearson's coefficient, and wrangled with the complexities of multivariate regressions to tease out the hidden dependencies between GMO corn cultivation in Kansas and global pirate shenanigans. Every outlier was treated with suspicion, much like an unfamiliar vessel on the high seas.
Caveats and Confounders:
As any intrepid explorer knows, venturing into uncharted territories carries its fair share of perils. We took great care to consider potential confounding variables that could muddy the waters of our analysis. While we remain confident in the robustness of our findings, we cannot rule out the possibility of unsuspected factors lurking beneath the surface, like a stealthy submarine waiting to torpedo our conclusions.
In conclusion, our unorthodox approach to investigating the curious confluence of GMO corn in Kansas and the adventures of pirates has hopefully shed light on this peculiar relationship. Through meticulous data collection, intrepid statistical analysis, and a touch of whimsy, we've navigated the stormy seas of incongruity to present our findings. With the wind at our backs and the charts in hand, we invite you to join us in savoring the sweet taste of scientific discovery and a well-crafted pun or two. Onward, to the shores of knowledge!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Kansas and Pirate attacks globally. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Statista .
For the time period 2009 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9059764, r-squared of 0.8207932, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Amaizeing Pirates: Unraveling the Strange Affair Between GMO Corn in Kansas and Global Pirate Attacks
[[ABSTRACT]]
Avast, ye landlubbers! This study delves into the unlikely relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in the heartland of Kansas and the occurrence of pirate attacks across the seven seas. Utilizing comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, our research team set sail on this peculiar quest, seeking to shed light on a most perplexing enigma.
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 between the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas and the frequency of pirate attacks globally from 2009 to 2022. Furthermore, the obtained p-value of less than 0.01 reaffirms the robustness of this correlation, much like hoisting the Jolly Roger on the high seas.
While the precise mechanisms underlying this unexpected association remain as elusive as buried treasure, the findings of this study provide compelling evidence that GMO corn in the Heartland may have inadvertent effects on the activities of swashbucklers across the oceans. Our hope is that this research will inspire further investigation and perhaps encourage scientists to consider the unexpected consequences of agricultural practices on maritime affairs. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... bioengineered maize?
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to embark on a journey that will navigate the choppy waters of agricultural science and maritime history like never before. The peculiar partnership between genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in Kansas and the adventures of buccaneers across the globe is a tale so unexpected, it might just make you want to say, "Shuck it, this can't be real!" But rest assured, this is no tall tale spun by a drunken sailor; it's the result of our painstaking investigation into the correlation that may have you doubting your senses.
Strangely enough, the idea for this study didn't just pop into our heads like corn kernels in a hot, buttery pan. No, it took us some time to digest the surprising correlations we stumbled upon while sifting through mountains of agricultural and maritime data. And let's be honest, who would have thought that the golden fields of GMO corn in the American heartland could have any bearing on the high-seas escapades of pirates, brigands, and privateers? It's enough to make you exclaim, "Shiver me timbers!"
In the next few pages, we will navigate through the maze of statistical analyses and theories, aiming to peel back the husk of this mysterious relationship. We urge you to keep an open mind, and maybe a sense of humor, as we explore the unlikely bond between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. So, batten down the hatches and prepare to set sail into the uncharted waters of GMO corn and pirate lore. Let's hope we don't encounter any sea monsters – or worse, statistically significant outliers!
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in Kansas and the occurrence of pirate attacks across the globe from 2009 to 2022 revealed some truly astonishing findings. The strong correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 illuminated a previously uncharted connection, leaving us with more questions than answers, and a few corny puns along the way.
The r-squared value of 0.8207932 provided further validation of the robustness of the relationship. It's almost as if the GMO corn in Kansas and the global pirate attacks were performing a well-rehearsed pirouette, dancing in statistical harmony. We could almost hear the swish of cutlasses and the rustle of maize in the Kansas breeze.
The p-value of less than 0.01 added an extra layer of intrigue to our findings, akin to discovering a hidden treasure map on the back of a USDA report. The statistical significance of this relationship suggests that it isn't just a fluke, but rather a substantial association that demands further investigation.
Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the strong correlation between the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas and the frequency of pirate attacks globally. It's a sight to behold, much like the unexpected sight of a parrot perched on a combine harvester. The scatterplot depicts a clear pattern, as if the GMO corn and pirate ships were engaged in a clandestine dance on the high seas.
In conclusion, the results of this study present a compelling argument for the unexplored interplay between agricultural practices and maritime activities, and the influence of GMO corn in Kansas on pirate behavior worldwide. While the precise causative link remains shrouded in mystery like a secret buried on a desert island, our findings serve as a beacon for future research endeavors. So, grab your spyglass and prepare to navigate the intriguing waters of bioengineered maize and maritime mischief. The realm of agricultural science and pirate lore has never been more intertwined - aMAIZEing, isn't it?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Kansas and Pirate attacks globally. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Amaizeing Pirates: Unraveling the Strange Affair Between GMO Corn in Kansas and Global Pirate Attacks
[[ABSTRACT]]
Avast, ye landlubbers! This study delves into the unlikely relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in the heartland of Kansas and the occurrence of pirate attacks across the seven seas. Utilizing comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, our research team set sail on this peculiar quest, seeking to shed light on a most perplexing enigma.
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 between the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas and the frequency of pirate attacks globally from 2009 to 2022. Furthermore, the obtained p-value of less than 0.01 reaffirms the robustness of this correlation, much like hoisting the Jolly Roger on the high seas.
While the precise mechanisms underlying this unexpected association remain as elusive as buried treasure, the findings of this study provide compelling evidence that GMO corn in the Heartland may have inadvertent effects on the activities of swashbucklers across the oceans. Our hope is that this research will inspire further investigation and perhaps encourage scientists to consider the unexpected consequences of agricultural practices on maritime affairs. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... bioengineered maize?
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature surrounding the unexpected correlation between GMO corn cultivation in Kansas and global pirate activity is as intriguing and convoluted as navigating a tangled web of seaweed. Smith and Doe (2016) conducted a comprehensive analysis of GMO crop distribution in the United States, shedding light on the exponential growth of genetically modified corn production in the Midwest region. Their findings suggest a veritable cornucopia of GMO corn proliferation, with Kansas emerging as a prolific hub for the cultivation of these modified maize varieties.
Jones (2018) delved into the annals of maritime history, uncovering tales of swashbuckling adventures and high-seas escapades from the Golden Age of Piracy to the modern era. While Jones’ work focuses primarily on the socio-political motivations behind pirate activities, the potential impact of agricultural practices on maritime events remains a tantalizing enigma that has yet to be explored in traditional historical discourse.
In "The Omniscient Corn: A Global Perspective" by Silva and Garcia (2020), the authors delve into the myriad implications of GMO corn production on international trade and agricultural economies. While their work primarily centers around the economic ramifications of genetically engineered crops, it offers a foundation for understanding the far-reaching effects of GMO corn cultivation beyond domestic borders.
Turning to works of fiction, Verne’s classic novel "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea" plunges readers into the captivating world of undersea exploration and nautical adventures. While the focus is on underwater exploits rather than piracy, the maritime theme serves as a poignant reminder of the vast unknowns that lurk beneath the surface – much like the mysterious connection between GMO corn and pirate activity.
Additionally, the swashbuckling tales of Captain Jack Sparrow in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series, as documented by Disney Studios, may contain hidden clues concerning the enigmatic interplay between landlocked agricultural practices and maritime marauding. While these narratives are undoubtedly fictional, the overarching theme of maritime lawlessness and the pursuit of hidden treasures could hold symbolic relevance to the unexpected relationship under investigation.
Furthermore, social media posts such as the tweet by @CornConundrum stating, “GMO corn: fueling pirates or just a-maize-ing coincidence? #PiratePuzzles” have sparked online discourse and speculation regarding the peculiar correlation between GMO corn in Kansas and global pirate activity. While not rooted in academic research, these digital musings reflect the public's curiosity about the curious conundrum at hand.
In light of these diverse sources, it becomes apparent that the fusion of agricultural science and maritime history has yielded unexpected connections that warrant further investigation. As we hoist our sails and set course for the uncharted waters of GMO corn and pirate lore, let us approach this enigma with an ample supply of skepticism and a healthy dose of humor. After all, who knows what treasure – or statistical outliers – may await us on this whimsical voyage? Yo ho ho, and a barrel of... bioengineered bounty!
[[RESULTS]]
The relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in Kansas and the occurrence of pirate attacks across the globe from 2009 to 2022 revealed some truly astonishing findings. The strong correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 illuminated a previously uncharted connection, leaving us with more questions than answers, and a few corny puns along the way.
The r-squared value of 0.8207932 provided further validation of the robustness of the relationship. It's almost as if the GMO corn in Kansas and the global pirate attacks were performing a well-rehearsed pirouette, dancing in statistical harmony. We could almost hear the swish of cutlasses and the rustle of maize in the Kansas breeze.
The p-value of less than 0.01 added an extra layer of intrigue to our findings, akin to discovering a hidden treasure map on the back of a USDA report. The statistical significance of this relationship suggests that it isn't just a fluke, but rather a substantial association that demands further investigation.
Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the strong correlation between the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas and the frequency of pirate attacks globally. It's a sight to behold, much like the unexpected sight of a parrot perched on a combine harvester. The scatterplot depicts a clear pattern, as if the GMO corn and pirate ships were engaged in a clandestine dance on the high seas.
In conclusion, the results of this study present a compelling argument for the unexplored interplay between agricultural practices and maritime activities, and the influence of GMO corn in Kansas on pirate behavior worldwide. While the precise causative link remains shrouded in mystery like a secret buried on a desert island, our findings serve as a beacon for future research endeavors. So, grab your spyglass and prepare to navigate the intriguing waters of bioengineered maize and maritime mischief. The realm of agricultural science and pirate lore has never been more intertwined - aMAIZEing, isn't it?
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Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
The results of this study offer a cornucopia of intriguing insights into the unexpected relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in Kansas corn cultivation and the incidence of pirate attacks worldwide. Our findings not only support the prior research but also add a dash of swashbuckling statistical evidence to the existing maritime lore. Set sail with us as we navigate the uncharted waters of GMO corn and piratical pursuits.
Building on the works of Smith and Doe (2016) and Silva and Garcia (2020), our analysis confirmed the burgeoning production of GMO corn in Kansas and its far-reaching implications. The correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 and the high r-squared value align closely with findings by social media enthusiasts such as @CornConundrum, who have long contemplated the potential link between GMO corn and piracy. The strong statistical association essentially echoes the whispered tales of hidden treasure and unexpected bounty in the Heartland and beyond.
Interestingly, the visual depiction of the relationship in Fig. 1 serves as more than just a scatterplot; it's a vivid reminder of the unexpected dances that occur between agricultural practices and maritime mischief. As Verne’s "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea" illustrates the allure of the unknown depths, our scatterplot captures the captivating interplay between GMO corn in Kansas and global pirate activities, much like Captain Jack Sparrow's unpredictable escapades. The statistical significance of our findings, akin to discovering a long-lost treasure map, reaffirms the robustness of the correlation and urges further exploration into this a-MAIZE-ing saga.
The unexpected fusion of agricultural science and maritime lore has chartered new territories, highlighting the entwined relationship between landlocked cornfields and seafaring exploits. While the precise mechanisms responsible for this connection remain as elusive as the kraken lurking beneath the waves, our study invites further exploration into the intricate web of connections that underpin these diverse realms. Who knows what bounty awaits those brave enough to hoist the Jolly Roger and delve into the mysteries that permeate this curious affair?
In all, our research provides firm grounding for a whimsical voyage into the realms of agricultural science and pirate lore, prompting us to ponder the a-MAIZE-ing intersections between these seemingly disparate domains. As we bid adieu to this section, our imaginations run wild with the possibilities of what other unlikely connections may yet be revealed. Stay tuned for the forthcoming odyssey as we advance deeper into uncharted seas – for the adventure has only just begun. Hoist the sails and prepare to embark on this a-MAIZE-ing journey as we, like intrepid sailors, seek to unearth the still-hidden treasures of GMO corn and piracy.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Kansas and Pirate attacks globally. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Amaizeing Pirates: Unraveling the Strange Affair Between GMO Corn in Kansas and Global Pirate Attacks
[[ABSTRACT]]
Avast, ye landlubbers! This study delves into the unlikely relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in the heartland of Kansas and the occurrence of pirate attacks across the seven seas. Utilizing comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, our research team set sail on this peculiar quest, seeking to shed light on a most perplexing enigma.
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 between the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas and the frequency of pirate attacks globally from 2009 to 2022. Furthermore, the obtained p-value of less than 0.01 reaffirms the robustness of this correlation, much like hoisting the Jolly Roger on the high seas.
While the precise mechanisms underlying this unexpected association remain as elusive as buried treasure, the findings of this study provide compelling evidence that GMO corn in the Heartland may have inadvertent effects on the activities of swashbucklers across the oceans. Our hope is that this research will inspire further investigation and perhaps encourage scientists to consider the unexpected consequences of agricultural practices on maritime affairs. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... bioengineered maize?
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to embark on a journey that will navigate the choppy waters of agricultural science and maritime history like never before. The peculiar partnership between genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in Kansas and the adventures of buccaneers across the globe is a tale so unexpected, it might just make you want to say, "Shuck it, this can't be real!" But rest assured, this is no tall tale spun by a drunken sailor; it's the result of our painstaking investigation into the correlation that may have you doubting your senses.
Strangely enough, the idea for this study didn't just pop into our heads like corn kernels in a hot, buttery pan. No, it took us some time to digest the surprising correlations we stumbled upon while sifting through mountains of agricultural and maritime data. And let's be honest, who would have thought that the golden fields of GMO corn in the American heartland could have any bearing on the high-seas escapades of pirates, brigands, and privateers? It's enough to make you exclaim, "Shiver me timbers!"
In the next few pages, we will navigate through the maze of statistical analyses and theories, aiming to peel back the husk of this mysterious relationship. We urge you to keep an open mind, and maybe a sense of humor, as we explore the unlikely bond between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. So, batten down the hatches and prepare to set sail into the uncharted waters of GMO corn and pirate lore. Let's hope we don't encounter any sea monsters – or worse, statistically significant outliers!
[[RESULTS]]
The relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in Kansas and the occurrence of pirate attacks across the globe from 2009 to 2022 revealed some truly astonishing findings. The strong correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 illuminated a previously uncharted connection, leaving us with more questions than answers, and a few corny puns along the way.
The r-squared value of 0.8207932 provided further validation of the robustness of the relationship. It's almost as if the GMO corn in Kansas and the global pirate attacks were performing a well-rehearsed pirouette, dancing in statistical harmony. We could almost hear the swish of cutlasses and the rustle of maize in the Kansas breeze.
The p-value of less than 0.01 added an extra layer of intrigue to our findings, akin to discovering a hidden treasure map on the back of a USDA report. The statistical significance of this relationship suggests that it isn't just a fluke, but rather a substantial association that demands further investigation.
Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the strong correlation between the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas and the frequency of pirate attacks globally. It's a sight to behold, much like the unexpected sight of a parrot perched on a combine harvester. The scatterplot depicts a clear pattern, as if the GMO corn and pirate ships were engaged in a clandestine dance on the high seas.
In conclusion, the results of this study present a compelling argument for the unexplored interplay between agricultural practices and maritime activities, and the influence of GMO corn in Kansas on pirate behavior worldwide. While the precise causative link remains shrouded in mystery like a secret buried on a desert island, our findings serve as a beacon for future research endeavors. So, grab your spyglass and prepare to navigate the intriguing waters of bioengineered maize and maritime mischief. The realm of agricultural science and pirate lore has never been more intertwined - aMAIZEing, isn't it?
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
Ahoy there, fellow researchers and curious landlubbers! As we lower the anchor on our investigation into the whimsical relationship between GMO corn in Kansas and global pirate activity, we find ourselves amidst a sea of tantalizing data and peculiar correlations. Our findings reveal a connection so improbable, it's as if the maize itself conspired to influence the swashbuckling adventures of pirates across the seven seas.
The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 has left us in awe, much like the sight of a majestic galleon cresting the waves. The statistical dance between GMO corn and pirate attacks resembles a choreographed performance at sea, a spectacle both bewildering and delightful. It's enough to make one wonder if Blackbeard himself had secretly invested in the agricultural futures of Kansas.
With an r-squared value of 0.8207932, the resonance between these seemingly disparate phenomena is unmistakable, like the echo of "ahoy" bouncing off the hulls of ghostly ships. The p-value of less than 0.01 further solidifies this unconventional bond, as if the fates themselves conspired to reveal this unlikely association.
In light of these findings, we must acknowledge the implications for agricultural and maritime policies. Perhaps future research will uncover the influence of other farming practices on historical events – the correlation between crop rotation and the rise of the Roman Empire, or the link between organic farming and Viking raids. Histrionic as these suppositions may be, our findings underscore the importance of considering the ripple effects of agricultural practices on global phenomena.
As we bid adieu to the shores of GMO corn and pirate lore, we do so with a merry heart and a sense of intrigue befitting a swashbuckling adventure. Alas, the time has come to lower the sails on this peculiar investigation. There can be no doubt that we have sailed into uncharted waters and, like the intrepid explorers we are, have unearthed a treasure trove of curiosities.
Therefore, we can confidently assert that no further research is needed in this domain, for our findings, like a chest of long-lost doubloons, have revealed all that needs to be known about the fascinating liaison between GMO corn in Kansas and the exploits of pirates on the high seas. Let this be a testament to the capacity for the most unexpected of correlations to enlighten and amuse, much like a seafaring tale spun in a tavern on a moonlit night. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... bioengineered maize!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Amaizeing Pirates: Unraveling the Strange Affair Between GMO Corn in Kansas and Global Pirate Attacks. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Genetically Modified Conundrums
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Amaizeing Pirates: Unraveling the Strange Affair Between GMO Corn in Kansas and Global Pirate Attacks. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Corny Conundrums and Global Security
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Amaizeing Pirates: Unraveling the Strange Affair Between GMO Corn in Kansas and Global Pirate Attacks with an abstract of Avast, ye landlubbers! This study delves into the unlikely relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in the heartland of Kansas and the occurrence of pirate attacks across the seven seas. Utilizing comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, our research team set sail on this peculiar quest, seeking to shed light on a most perplexing enigma.
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9059764 between the prevalence of GMO corn in Kansas and the frequency of pirate attacks globally from 2009 to 2022. Furthermore, the obtained p-value of less than 0.01 reaffirms the robustness of this correlation, much like hoisting the Jolly Roger on the high seas.
While the precise mechanisms underlying this unexpected association remain as elusive as buried treasure, the findings of this study provide compelling evidence that GMO corn in the Heartland may have inadvertent effects on the activities of swashbucklers across the oceans. Our hope is that this research will inspire further investigation and perhaps encourage scientists to consider the unexpected consequences of agricultural practices on maritime affairs. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... bioengineered maize?
ChatGPT:
GMO corn, Kansas, global pirate attacks, correlation coefficient, statistical analysis, USDA data, Statista, agriculture impact on maritime affairs, unexpected consequences, genetically modified organisms, GMO cultivation, pirate activity, heartland agriculture, pirate attacks correlation, GMO effects on maritime affairs
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Data details
GMO use in corn grown in KansasDetailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in Kansas that is genetically modified to be herbicide-tolerant (HT), but not insect-resistant (Bt)
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn grown in Kansas
Pirate attacks globally
Detailed data title: Global Pirate Attack Count
Source: Statista
See what else correlates with Pirate attacks globally
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8207932 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 82.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Pirate attacks globally) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn grown in Kansas) over the 14 years from 2009 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 8.1E-6. 0.0000081238448144000870000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 0.00081% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 123,094 random variables You don't actually need 123 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 13 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 13 because we have two variables measured over a period of 14 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.72, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
GMO use in corn grown in Kansas (GMO corn %) | 29 | 28 | 22 | 19 | 15 | 18 | 12 | 12 | 15 | 10 | 12 | 11 | 8 | 12 |
Pirate attacks globally (Number of Attacks) | 410 | 445 | 439 | 297 | 264 | 245 | 246 | 191 | 180 | 201 | 162 | 195 | 132 | 115 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([29,28,22,19,15,18,12,12,15,10,12,11,8,12,])
array_2 = np.array([410,445,439,297,264,245,246,191,180,201,162,195,132,115,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn grown in Kansas"
array_2_name = "Pirate attacks globally"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 2755 · Black Variable ID: 728 · Red Variable ID: 488