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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Number of public school students in 12th grade and the second variable is Total number of automotive recalls.  The chart goes from 1990 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of public school students in 12th grade increases, so does the demand for those classic post-graduation used cars. With more inexperienced young drivers hitting the road, the automotive industry is forced to recall and reinforce their products to withstand the creative driving techniques and impromptu carpool karaoke sessions of these newly licensed road warriors.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image with the style of scalar art, showing a crowded high school parking lot with 12th-grade students driving their cars to school. In the background, depict a group of students gathered around a car with its hood open, attempting to fix an automotive issue. Additionally, include a distant banner displaying the rising total number of automotive recalls. This visual should capture the bustling atmosphere of the parking lot, the students' involvement with their cars, and the societal concern surrounding automotive recalls. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Number of public school students in 12th grade and Total number of automotive recalls. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: inspired by bauhaus Concept art Scalar art Steampunk 3D Pixar Style
ChatGPT: Scalar art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Number of public school students in 12th grade and Total number of automotive recalls, in the following situation: Because as more 12th graders drive to school, they become amateur auto mechanics, attempting DIY repairs that lead to more automotive defects and recalls.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A crowded high school parking lot filled with 12th-grade students driving their cars to school. In the background, a group of students gathered around a car with its hood open, attempting to fix an automotive issue. At the same time, a banner in the distance displaying the rising total number of automotive recalls.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Scalar art ] and depicting this scene: A crowded high school parking lot filled with 12th-grade students driving their cars to school. In the background, a group of students gathered around a car with its hood open, attempting to fix an automotive issue. At the same time, a banner in the distance displaying the rising total number of automotive recalls. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image with the style of scalar art, showing a crowded high school parking lot with 12th-grade students driving their cars to school. In the background, depict a group of students gathered around a car with its hood open, attempting to fix an automotive issue. Additionally, include a distant banner displaying the rising total number of automotive recalls. This visual should capture the bustling atmosphere of the parking lot, the students' involvement with their cars, and the societal concern surrounding automotive recalls.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Number of public school students in 12th grade caused Total number of automotive recalls to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
ReCALLing Seniors: Exploring the Correlation Between 12th Grade Student Population and Automotive Recalls

The Journal of Quirky Social Science Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of public school students in 12th grade and Total number of automotive recalls. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and US DOT to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and p < 0.01 for 1990 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"ReCALLing Seniors: Exploring the Correlation Between 12th Grade Student Population and Automotive Recalls"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examined the relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls over a 32-year period from 1990 to 2022. Our research team delved into the treasure trove of data made available by the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation to undertake this task. Using rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and a p-value of less than 0.01.

It seems that as the number of 12th graders increases, the total number of automotive recalls also rises. It's quite a head-scratcher, almost like trying to figure out why the car's oil suddenly starts a musical ensemble - it's an unsolvable quartet! We speculate that the pressures of impending graduation and the rush to prom might distract the automotive industry, leading to an increase in overlooked or hasty manufacturing practices. Or perhaps as students eagerly anticipate obtaining their driver's licenses, they inadvertently channel a wave of chaotic energy into the automotive world, causing an upsurge in recalls.

Our findings shed light on this unexpected association and beg further investigation into the curious connectivity between academic milestones and vehicular malfunctions. It's not only the seniors who are graduating, but also the cars - straight into the repair shop!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of public school students in 12th grade and Total number of automotive recalls. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"ReCALLing Seniors: Exploring the Correlation Between 12th Grade Student Population and Automotive Recalls"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examined the relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls over a 32-year period from 1990 to 2022. Our research team delved into the treasure trove of data made available by the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation to undertake this task. Using rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and a p-value of less than 0.01.

It seems that as the number of 12th graders increases, the total number of automotive recalls also rises. It's quite a head-scratcher, almost like trying to figure out why the car's oil suddenly starts a musical ensemble - it's an unsolvable quartet! We speculate that the pressures of impending graduation and the rush to prom might distract the automotive industry, leading to an increase in overlooked or hasty manufacturing practices. Or perhaps as students eagerly anticipate obtaining their driver's licenses, they inadvertently channel a wave of chaotic energy into the automotive world, causing an upsurge in recalls.

Our findings shed light on this unexpected association and beg further investigation into the curious connectivity between academic milestones and vehicular malfunctions. It's not only the seniors who are graduating, but also the cars - straight into the repair shop!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Amidst the hustle and bustle of senior year, with promposals being formulated and college applications being submitted, a seemingly unrelated player enters the scene: automotive recalls. As if high school graduation wasn't stressful and eventful enough, our research set out to explore the peculiar relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls. It's like trying to teach a car how to do algebra - talk about a "tire"-some lesson!

The purpose of this study was to dive into the labyrinth of data and uncover any potential link between the ebb and flow of 12th graders and the frequency of automotive recalls. Much like trying to find a parking spot at a busy mall during the holidays, navigating this correlation required precise maneuvers and a keen understanding of the terrain, or in this case, the statistical landscape.

Our team embarked on this scholarly journey armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a penchant for uncovering unexpected connections. We sought to answer the question: could there possibly be a connection between the excitement and restlessness of high school seniors and the intricacies of automotive engineering? It's almost as bewildering as trying to figure out why the math book looked so sad - because it had too many problems!

As we delved into the treasure trove of data, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the mysteries hidden within. The numbers and figures became our compass, guiding us through the murky waters of academic calendars and automotive production timelines. It's like trying to solve a riddle wrapped in an enigma tied with a bow - definitely a head-scratcher!

Our findings not only uncovered an unexpected correlation but also opened the door to a realm of further exploration and inquiry. Who knew that the number of students donning graduation caps and gowns could have an impact on the vehicular world? It's almost as mind-boggling as trying to figure out why the car didn't want to play hide and seek - because it preferred to stay in the garage!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of public school students in 12th grade and Total number of automotive recalls. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"ReCALLing Seniors: Exploring the Correlation Between 12th Grade Student Population and Automotive Recalls"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examined the relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls over a 32-year period from 1990 to 2022. Our research team delved into the treasure trove of data made available by the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation to undertake this task. Using rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and a p-value of less than 0.01.

It seems that as the number of 12th graders increases, the total number of automotive recalls also rises. It's quite a head-scratcher, almost like trying to figure out why the car's oil suddenly starts a musical ensemble - it's an unsolvable quartet! We speculate that the pressures of impending graduation and the rush to prom might distract the automotive industry, leading to an increase in overlooked or hasty manufacturing practices. Or perhaps as students eagerly anticipate obtaining their driver's licenses, they inadvertently channel a wave of chaotic energy into the automotive world, causing an upsurge in recalls.

Our findings shed light on this unexpected association and beg further investigation into the curious connectivity between academic milestones and vehicular malfunctions. It's not only the seniors who are graduating, but also the cars - straight into the repair shop!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Amidst the hustle and bustle of senior year, with promposals being formulated and college applications being submitted, a seemingly unrelated player enters the scene: automotive recalls. As if high school graduation wasn't stressful and eventful enough, our research set out to explore the peculiar relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls. It's like trying to teach a car how to do algebra - talk about a "tire"-some lesson!
The purpose of this study was to dive into the labyrinth of data and uncover any potential link between the ebb and flow of 12th graders and the frequency of automotive recalls. Much like trying to find a parking spot at a busy mall during the holidays, navigating this correlation required precise maneuvers and a keen understanding of the terrain, or in this case, the statistical landscape.
Our team embarked on this scholarly journey armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a penchant for uncovering unexpected connections. We sought to answer the question: could there possibly be a connection between the excitement and restlessness of high school seniors and the intricacies of automotive engineering? It's almost as bewildering as trying to figure out why the math book looked so sad - because it had too many problems!
As we delved into the treasure trove of data, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the mysteries hidden within. The numbers and figures became our compass, guiding us through the murky waters of academic calendars and automotive production timelines. It's like trying to solve a riddle wrapped in an enigma tied with a bow - definitely a head-scratcher!
Our findings not only uncovered an unexpected correlation but also opened the door to a realm of further exploration and inquiry. Who knew that the number of students donning graduation caps and gowns could have an impact on the vehicular world? It's almost as mind-boggling as trying to figure out why the car didn't want to play hide and seek - because it preferred to stay in the garage!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Smith et al. (2015) examined the potential relationships between demographic shifts in student populations and their impact on diverse industries. Their comprehensive analysis touched upon the influence of graduating seniors on societal dynamics, but notably omitted any exploration of the automotive sector. It's as if they missed the bus - or in this case, the car!

In "The Influence of Seniority: Demographics and Industries," Doe (2012) delved into the unique behaviors and attitudes of high school seniors and their implications for various sectors. Surprisingly, no mention was made of the automotive industry, leaving this aspect conspicuously unexplored. It's like overlooking a flashing warning light on the dashboard - an opportunity missed!

Jones (2018) investigated the wide-ranging effects of student population shifts on the economy and workforce dynamics in "Senior Class: A Societal Impact Analysis." However, the realm of automotive recalls remained untouched in their study. It's almost like driving down a winding road without a map - a missed turn!

Turning to the world of non-fiction literature, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner explores unconventional connections and correlations, weaving an intricate tapestry of unexpected relationships. Although it doesn't explicitly touch upon the realm of automotive recalls, it's a reminder that truth can be stranger than fiction. It's like finding a hidden treasure chest in an unexpected place - a delightful surprise!

In a different vein, "Moneyball" by Michael Lewis delves into the world of baseball statistics and the unconventional methods used to build winning teams. While seemingly unrelated, this narrative serves as a reminder that unearthing hidden connections can lead to remarkable insights. It's almost like hitting a home run when you least expect it - a stroke of luck!

Shifting gears to the realm of fiction, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams takes readers on a whimsical journey through space and time. Though not directly related to our study, the element of unexpected discoveries resonates with our exploration of unforeseen correlations. It's like stumbling upon a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow - a fantastical find!

In a similar vein, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" by Robert M. Pirsig delves into the philosophical musings of a cross-country motorcycle journey. While the focus is on the human experience, the theme of unexpected connections echoes our own quest for unanticipated correlations. It's almost like taking a detour and finding a scenic outlook - a picturesque surprise!

Drawing inspiration from the world of board games, "Clue" offers a captivating narrative of piecing together clues to solve a mysterious puzzle. While not directly related to our study, the premise of uncovering hidden connections aligns with our own pursuit of untangling the enigmatic relationship between student populations and automotive recalls. It's like finding the missing puzzle piece and completing the picture - a satisfying revelation!

As we navigate the terrain of academic literature and draw parallels from diverse realms, our study aims to unravel the unexpected link between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls. It's a quest for knowledge that's as exhilarating as getting behind the wheel of a brand-new car - buckle up for a wild ride!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of public school students in 12th grade and Total number of automotive recalls. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and US DOT . You used data from 1990 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"ReCALLing Seniors: Exploring the Correlation Between 12th Grade Student Population and Automotive Recalls"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examined the relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls over a 32-year period from 1990 to 2022. Our research team delved into the treasure trove of data made available by the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation to undertake this task. Using rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and a p-value of less than 0.01.

It seems that as the number of 12th graders increases, the total number of automotive recalls also rises. It's quite a head-scratcher, almost like trying to figure out why the car's oil suddenly starts a musical ensemble - it's an unsolvable quartet! We speculate that the pressures of impending graduation and the rush to prom might distract the automotive industry, leading to an increase in overlooked or hasty manufacturing practices. Or perhaps as students eagerly anticipate obtaining their driver's licenses, they inadvertently channel a wave of chaotic energy into the automotive world, causing an upsurge in recalls.

Our findings shed light on this unexpected association and beg further investigation into the curious connectivity between academic milestones and vehicular malfunctions. It's not only the seniors who are graduating, but also the cars - straight into the repair shop!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Amidst the hustle and bustle of senior year, with promposals being formulated and college applications being submitted, a seemingly unrelated player enters the scene: automotive recalls. As if high school graduation wasn't stressful and eventful enough, our research set out to explore the peculiar relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls. It's like trying to teach a car how to do algebra - talk about a "tire"-some lesson!
The purpose of this study was to dive into the labyrinth of data and uncover any potential link between the ebb and flow of 12th graders and the frequency of automotive recalls. Much like trying to find a parking spot at a busy mall during the holidays, navigating this correlation required precise maneuvers and a keen understanding of the terrain, or in this case, the statistical landscape.
Our team embarked on this scholarly journey armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a penchant for uncovering unexpected connections. We sought to answer the question: could there possibly be a connection between the excitement and restlessness of high school seniors and the intricacies of automotive engineering? It's almost as bewildering as trying to figure out why the math book looked so sad - because it had too many problems!
As we delved into the treasure trove of data, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the mysteries hidden within. The numbers and figures became our compass, guiding us through the murky waters of academic calendars and automotive production timelines. It's like trying to solve a riddle wrapped in an enigma tied with a bow - definitely a head-scratcher!
Our findings not only uncovered an unexpected correlation but also opened the door to a realm of further exploration and inquiry. Who knew that the number of students donning graduation caps and gowns could have an impact on the vehicular world? It's almost as mind-boggling as trying to figure out why the car didn't want to play hide and seek - because it preferred to stay in the garage!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls, our research team embarked on a methodological journey that rivaled the complexity of solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded – a puzzle indeed!

Data Collection:
First, we scoured the vast expanse of the internet, braving the treacherous waves of information overload, to collect relevant data spanning a 32-year period from 1990 to 2022. The National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation emerged as our trusty allies in this quest, providing us with a wealth of information akin to discovering a library filled with statistical scrolls.

We then navigated the labyrinth of databases, extracting data on the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls with the precision of a surgeon wielding a scalpel. Our approach was as thorough as counting the number of pencils in a math teacher's desk - no detail escaped our keen eyes!

Data Analysis:
With our data securely in hand, we unleashed an array of statistical techniques that would make even the most steadfast numbers quiver in their boots. We calculated correlation coefficients, delved into regression analyses, and conducted hypothesis tests with the precision of a conductor leading a symphony orchestra – or in this case, a "correlation orchestra!"

We utilized advanced statistical software, treating it like a prized possession and ensuring that our analyses were as robust as a sturdy bridge in the midst of a tumultuous storm. Our statistical models were constructed with care and finesse, much like a skilled carpenter crafting a masterful wooden sculpture - but instead of wood, we danced with the intricacies of numerical relationships.

Control Variables:
In our pursuit of uncovering the enigmatic connection between 12th graders and automotive recalls, we also accounted for potential confounding factors that could disrupt the harmony of our findings. We diligently controlled for variables such as economic fluctuations, technological advancements in vehicle diagnostics, and even the occasional appearance of a mischievous gremlin in the manufacturing process. It's like trying to ensure that a circus performance goes off without a hitch – except in this case, the stars of the show were the statistical variables!

Ethical Considerations:
Throughout our methodological odyssey, we upheld the principles of integrity and ethical conduct, ensuring that our data sources were reputable and our analyses devoid of any statistical hanky-panky. We treated the data with the respect of a careful gardener tending to a prized rose garden - nurturing it with diligence and precision.

In the end, our methodology combined the rigor of scholarly inquiry with the spirit of adventure, akin to embarking on a statistical expedition through uncharted territory. Our approach was as methodical as the steps of a well-choreographed dance – but instead of dancers, we navigated the intricate steps of data analysis and interpretation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of public school students in 12th grade and Total number of automotive recalls. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and US DOT .

For the time period 1990 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9310964, r-squared of 0.8669405, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"ReCALLing Seniors: Exploring the Correlation Between 12th Grade Student Population and Automotive Recalls"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examined the relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls over a 32-year period from 1990 to 2022. Our research team delved into the treasure trove of data made available by the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation to undertake this task. Using rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and a p-value of less than 0.01.

It seems that as the number of 12th graders increases, the total number of automotive recalls also rises. It's quite a head-scratcher, almost like trying to figure out why the car's oil suddenly starts a musical ensemble - it's an unsolvable quartet! We speculate that the pressures of impending graduation and the rush to prom might distract the automotive industry, leading to an increase in overlooked or hasty manufacturing practices. Or perhaps as students eagerly anticipate obtaining their driver's licenses, they inadvertently channel a wave of chaotic energy into the automotive world, causing an upsurge in recalls.

Our findings shed light on this unexpected association and beg further investigation into the curious connectivity between academic milestones and vehicular malfunctions. It's not only the seniors who are graduating, but also the cars - straight into the repair shop!

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Amidst the hustle and bustle of senior year, with promposals being formulated and college applications being submitted, a seemingly unrelated player enters the scene: automotive recalls. As if high school graduation wasn't stressful and eventful enough, our research set out to explore the peculiar relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls. It's like trying to teach a car how to do algebra - talk about a "tire"-some lesson!
The purpose of this study was to dive into the labyrinth of data and uncover any potential link between the ebb and flow of 12th graders and the frequency of automotive recalls. Much like trying to find a parking spot at a busy mall during the holidays, navigating this correlation required precise maneuvers and a keen understanding of the terrain, or in this case, the statistical landscape.
Our team embarked on this scholarly journey armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a penchant for uncovering unexpected connections. We sought to answer the question: could there possibly be a connection between the excitement and restlessness of high school seniors and the intricacies of automotive engineering? It's almost as bewildering as trying to figure out why the math book looked so sad - because it had too many problems!
As we delved into the treasure trove of data, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the mysteries hidden within. The numbers and figures became our compass, guiding us through the murky waters of academic calendars and automotive production timelines. It's like trying to solve a riddle wrapped in an enigma tied with a bow - definitely a head-scratcher!
Our findings not only uncovered an unexpected correlation but also opened the door to a realm of further exploration and inquiry. Who knew that the number of students donning graduation caps and gowns could have an impact on the vehicular world? It's almost as mind-boggling as trying to figure out why the car didn't want to play hide and seek - because it preferred to stay in the garage!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

We unearthed a strikingly strong correlation between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls over a 32-year period (1990-2022). The correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and an r-squared value of 0.8669405 underscore the robustness of this relationship. It's like finding a well-oiled relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables - talk about a "wheel"-ly intriguing discovery!

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) in our findings visually encapsulates the close association between the two variables. The data points almost form a straight line, emphasizing the synchronized dance of 12th graders and automotive recalls over the years. It's as harmonious as a symphony played by a car orchestra - truly music to our statistical ears!

The statistical significance (p < 0.01) further solidifies this connection, indicating that the likelihood of this correlation occurring by mere chance is less than 1%. It's almost as improbable as trying to convince a car to do stand-up comedy - now that's a tough crowd! This level of statistical significance highlights the reliability of our results and reinforces the notion that there is indeed a meaningful association between these variables.

Our findings offer a thought-provoking insight into the unexpected relationship between the academic journey of 12th graders and the fluctuations in automotive recalls. It's like discovering a hidden compartment in a car - who knew there was an intricate connection waiting to be unveiled! This compelling correlation challenges conventional wisdom and beckons further exploration into the interplay between educational milestones and automotive industry dynamics.

In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of a substantial and consistent correlation between the number of 12th-grade students and the total number of automotive recalls. It's like finding the missing piece of a complex puzzle - our results leave no wiggle room for doubt. These findings prompt a reevaluation of the traditional boundaries between academic and automotive spheres, paving the way for a deeper understanding of the intricate connections that shape our world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of public school students in 12th grade and Total number of automotive recalls. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"ReCALLing Seniors: Exploring the Correlation Between 12th Grade Student Population and Automotive Recalls"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examined the relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls over a 32-year period from 1990 to 2022. Our research team delved into the treasure trove of data made available by the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation to undertake this task. Using rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and a p-value of less than 0.01.

It seems that as the number of 12th graders increases, the total number of automotive recalls also rises. It's quite a head-scratcher, almost like trying to figure out why the car's oil suddenly starts a musical ensemble - it's an unsolvable quartet! We speculate that the pressures of impending graduation and the rush to prom might distract the automotive industry, leading to an increase in overlooked or hasty manufacturing practices. Or perhaps as students eagerly anticipate obtaining their driver's licenses, they inadvertently channel a wave of chaotic energy into the automotive world, causing an upsurge in recalls.

Our findings shed light on this unexpected association and beg further investigation into the curious connectivity between academic milestones and vehicular malfunctions. It's not only the seniors who are graduating, but also the cars - straight into the repair shop!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith et al. (2015) examined the potential relationships between demographic shifts in student populations and their impact on diverse industries. Their comprehensive analysis touched upon the influence of graduating seniors on societal dynamics, but notably omitted any exploration of the automotive sector. It's as if they missed the bus - or in this case, the car!
In "The Influence of Seniority: Demographics and Industries," Doe (2012) delved into the unique behaviors and attitudes of high school seniors and their implications for various sectors. Surprisingly, no mention was made of the automotive industry, leaving this aspect conspicuously unexplored. It's like overlooking a flashing warning light on the dashboard - an opportunity missed!
Jones (2018) investigated the wide-ranging effects of student population shifts on the economy and workforce dynamics in "Senior Class: A Societal Impact Analysis." However, the realm of automotive recalls remained untouched in their study. It's almost like driving down a winding road without a map - a missed turn!
Turning to the world of non-fiction literature, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner explores unconventional connections and correlations, weaving an intricate tapestry of unexpected relationships. Although it doesn't explicitly touch upon the realm of automotive recalls, it's a reminder that truth can be stranger than fiction. It's like finding a hidden treasure chest in an unexpected place - a delightful surprise!
In a different vein, "Moneyball" by Michael Lewis delves into the world of baseball statistics and the unconventional methods used to build winning teams. While seemingly unrelated, this narrative serves as a reminder that unearthing hidden connections can lead to remarkable insights. It's almost like hitting a home run when you least expect it - a stroke of luck!
Shifting gears to the realm of fiction, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams takes readers on a whimsical journey through space and time. Though not directly related to our study, the element of unexpected discoveries resonates with our exploration of unforeseen correlations. It's like stumbling upon a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow - a fantastical find!
In a similar vein, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" by Robert M. Pirsig delves into the philosophical musings of a cross-country motorcycle journey. While the focus is on the human experience, the theme of unexpected connections echoes our own quest for unanticipated correlations. It's almost like taking a detour and finding a scenic outlook - a picturesque surprise!
Drawing inspiration from the world of board games, "Clue" offers a captivating narrative of piecing together clues to solve a mysterious puzzle. While not directly related to our study, the premise of uncovering hidden connections aligns with our own pursuit of untangling the enigmatic relationship between student populations and automotive recalls. It's like finding the missing puzzle piece and completing the picture - a satisfying revelation!
As we navigate the terrain of academic literature and draw parallels from diverse realms, our study aims to unravel the unexpected link between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls. It's a quest for knowledge that's as exhilarating as getting behind the wheel of a brand-new car - buckle up for a wild ride!

[[RESULTS]]
We unearthed a strikingly strong correlation between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls over a 32-year period (1990-2022). The correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and an r-squared value of 0.8669405 underscore the robustness of this relationship. It's like finding a well-oiled relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables - talk about a "wheel"-ly intriguing discovery!
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) in our findings visually encapsulates the close association between the two variables. The data points almost form a straight line, emphasizing the synchronized dance of 12th graders and automotive recalls over the years. It's as harmonious as a symphony played by a car orchestra - truly music to our statistical ears!
The statistical significance (p < 0.01) further solidifies this connection, indicating that the likelihood of this correlation occurring by mere chance is less than 1%. It's almost as improbable as trying to convince a car to do stand-up comedy - now that's a tough crowd! This level of statistical significance highlights the reliability of our results and reinforces the notion that there is indeed a meaningful association between these variables.
Our findings offer a thought-provoking insight into the unexpected relationship between the academic journey of 12th graders and the fluctuations in automotive recalls. It's like discovering a hidden compartment in a car - who knew there was an intricate connection waiting to be unveiled! This compelling correlation challenges conventional wisdom and beckons further exploration into the interplay between educational milestones and automotive industry dynamics.
In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of a substantial and consistent correlation between the number of 12th-grade students and the total number of automotive recalls. It's like finding the missing piece of a complex puzzle - our results leave no wiggle room for doubt. These findings prompt a reevaluation of the traditional boundaries between academic and automotive spheres, paving the way for a deeper understanding of the intricate connections that shape our world.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has substantiated the previously uncharted association between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls. The robust correlation we uncovered aligns with prior research that has hinted at the interconnectedness of demographic shifts and industry dynamics. It's like discovering that the road less traveled was actually the popular route all along – unexpected, yet undeniably present.

The findings from our research contribute to the body of knowledge that has often overlooked the automotive sector when exploring the sociological and economic impacts of academic milestones. It's as if the automotive industry was hiding in plain sight – a missed opportunity for comprehensive analysis. As our results point out, there appears to be a substantial link between the pressures and anticipations surrounding high school graduation and the operational efficacy of the automotive industry. It's like a student crossing the finish line and a car crossing the assembly line – two seemingly separate journeys intersecting in meaningful ways.

The striking correlation coefficient and r-squared value we obtained reaffirm the strength of this connection, echoing the sentiments put forward by prior literature that hinted at the wider-ranging implications of demographic shifts. It's like unlocking a car with the perfect key – a seamless fit indicating a deeper, underlying mechanism at play. Our results not only align with but also extend the existing body of research, underscoring the need for a comprehensive understanding of the impact of academic milestones on industry dynamics. It's almost like finding a tire with perfect traction – a solid grip on the relationship at hand!

When examining the statistical significance of our findings, it becomes clear that the likelihood of this correlation occurring by chance is exceedingly low. This echoes the sentiment expressed in prior literature that unearthing unexpected correlations can lead to remarkable insights. It's like stumbling upon the perfect road trip playlist – a series of harmonious tunes leading to an unexpected, yet enjoyable journey. These results underscore the reliability of the relationship we've uncovered, highlighting the novel and promising avenue for further inquiry into the intricate interplay between student populations and automotive industry dynamics. It's like stepping on the accelerator and feeling the rush of a newly revealed connection – an exhilarating pursuit indeed!

Our study not only reinforces the unexpected link between educational milestones and automotive industry dynamics but also sets the stage for continued exploration into this uncharted territory. These results prompt a reevaluation of the entrenched boundaries between academic and automotive realms, encouraging a more holistic understanding of the intricate connections that shape our societal landscape. It's like finding two puzzle pieces that fit perfectly – a seamless integration of seemingly disparate elements that together present a clearer picture. As we move forward, our research paves the way for an enhanced comprehension of the multifaceted interactions between academic milestones and industrial operations. It's almost like finding the perfect blend of fuel for a long journey – a harmonious fusion that propels us further along the path of discovery.


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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of public school students in 12th grade and Total number of automotive recalls. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"ReCALLing Seniors: Exploring the Correlation Between 12th Grade Student Population and Automotive Recalls"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examined the relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls over a 32-year period from 1990 to 2022. Our research team delved into the treasure trove of data made available by the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation to undertake this task. Using rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and a p-value of less than 0.01.

It seems that as the number of 12th graders increases, the total number of automotive recalls also rises. It's quite a head-scratcher, almost like trying to figure out why the car's oil suddenly starts a musical ensemble - it's an unsolvable quartet! We speculate that the pressures of impending graduation and the rush to prom might distract the automotive industry, leading to an increase in overlooked or hasty manufacturing practices. Or perhaps as students eagerly anticipate obtaining their driver's licenses, they inadvertently channel a wave of chaotic energy into the automotive world, causing an upsurge in recalls.

Our findings shed light on this unexpected association and beg further investigation into the curious connectivity between academic milestones and vehicular malfunctions. It's not only the seniors who are graduating, but also the cars - straight into the repair shop!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Amidst the hustle and bustle of senior year, with promposals being formulated and college applications being submitted, a seemingly unrelated player enters the scene: automotive recalls. As if high school graduation wasn't stressful and eventful enough, our research set out to explore the peculiar relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls. It's like trying to teach a car how to do algebra - talk about a "tire"-some lesson!
The purpose of this study was to dive into the labyrinth of data and uncover any potential link between the ebb and flow of 12th graders and the frequency of automotive recalls. Much like trying to find a parking spot at a busy mall during the holidays, navigating this correlation required precise maneuvers and a keen understanding of the terrain, or in this case, the statistical landscape.
Our team embarked on this scholarly journey armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a penchant for uncovering unexpected connections. We sought to answer the question: could there possibly be a connection between the excitement and restlessness of high school seniors and the intricacies of automotive engineering? It's almost as bewildering as trying to figure out why the math book looked so sad - because it had too many problems!
As we delved into the treasure trove of data, we employed rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the mysteries hidden within. The numbers and figures became our compass, guiding us through the murky waters of academic calendars and automotive production timelines. It's like trying to solve a riddle wrapped in an enigma tied with a bow - definitely a head-scratcher!
Our findings not only uncovered an unexpected correlation but also opened the door to a realm of further exploration and inquiry. Who knew that the number of students donning graduation caps and gowns could have an impact on the vehicular world? It's almost as mind-boggling as trying to figure out why the car didn't want to play hide and seek - because it preferred to stay in the garage!

[[RESULTS]]
We unearthed a strikingly strong correlation between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls over a 32-year period (1990-2022). The correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and an r-squared value of 0.8669405 underscore the robustness of this relationship. It's like finding a well-oiled relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables - talk about a "wheel"-ly intriguing discovery!
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) in our findings visually encapsulates the close association between the two variables. The data points almost form a straight line, emphasizing the synchronized dance of 12th graders and automotive recalls over the years. It's as harmonious as a symphony played by a car orchestra - truly music to our statistical ears!
The statistical significance (p < 0.01) further solidifies this connection, indicating that the likelihood of this correlation occurring by mere chance is less than 1%. It's almost as improbable as trying to convince a car to do stand-up comedy - now that's a tough crowd! This level of statistical significance highlights the reliability of our results and reinforces the notion that there is indeed a meaningful association between these variables.
Our findings offer a thought-provoking insight into the unexpected relationship between the academic journey of 12th graders and the fluctuations in automotive recalls. It's like discovering a hidden compartment in a car - who knew there was an intricate connection waiting to be unveiled! This compelling correlation challenges conventional wisdom and beckons further exploration into the interplay between educational milestones and automotive industry dynamics.
In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of a substantial and consistent correlation between the number of 12th-grade students and the total number of automotive recalls. It's like finding the missing piece of a complex puzzle - our results leave no wiggle room for doubt. These findings prompt a reevaluation of the traditional boundaries between academic and automotive spheres, paving the way for a deeper understanding of the intricate connections that shape our world.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In wrapping up this revelatory journey through the intersections of senioritis and automotive woes, our findings have opened the hood to a surprising correlation between the number of 12th-grade students and the total number of automotive recalls. It's like uncovering a tire spinning on a mini roller coaster - talk about a real "wheel"-Turner!

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and an r-squared value of 0.8669405 unveiled a connection so strong, it's like convincing a car to admit it's driven by an inflated ego - truly inflated! The statistical significance (p < 0.01) underscores the unlikelihood of this relationship occurring by chance, much like trying to convince a car to explore its artistic side - now that's a tough canvas to rev up!

This unexpected association challenges conventional thinking and beckons further exploration. Yet, it appears we've hit upon a discovery that may leave further research in this area stalled at the red light. It's like finding the perfect parking spot on a crowded street - our research has thrust the spotlight on this peculiar correlation, leaving little mileage for additional analysis.

In short, it seems our findings are akin to a well-oiled machine - the connection between 12th graders and automotive recalls remains a fascinating enigma, leaving us with the humorous sentiment that perhaps the cars are simply revving up to join their scholarly counterparts in a wild ride of their own.

No need to reinvent the wheel here - it looks like our work is complete.


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The Journal of Quirky Social Science Studies


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The Society for Advanced Testing and Research (SATR)


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled ReCALLing Seniors: Exploring the Correlation Between 12th Grade Student Population and Automotive Recalls with an abstract of In this study, we examined the relationship between the number of public school students in 12th grade and the total number of automotive recalls over a 32-year period from 1990 to 2022. Our research team delved into the treasure trove of data made available by the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation to undertake this task. Using rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9310964 and a p-value of less than 0.01.
It seems that as the number of 12th graders increases, the total number of automotive recalls also rises. It's quite a head-scratcher, almost like trying to figure out why the car's oil suddenly starts a musical ensemble - it's an unsolvable quartet! We speculate that the pressures of impending graduation and the rush to prom might distract the automotive industry, leading to an increase in overlooked or hasty manufacturing practices. Or perhaps as students eagerly anticipate obtaining their driver's licenses, they inadvertently channel a wave of chaotic energy into the automotive world, causing an upsurge in recalls.
Our findings shed light on this unexpected association and beg further investigation into the curious connectivity between academic milestones and vehicular malfunctions. It's not only the seniors who are graduating, but also the cars - straight into the repair shop!

ChatGPT:

12th grade student population, automotive recalls, correlation analysis, National Center for Education Statistics, US Department of Transportation, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, p-value, academic milestones, vehicular malfunctions, manufacturing practices, driver's licenses, automotive industry, senior graduation, public school students.

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Data details

Number of public school students in 12th grade
Detailed data title: 12th grade enrollment in public elementary and secondary schools
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Number of public school students in 12th grade

Total number of automotive recalls
Source: US DOT
See what else correlates with Total number of automotive recalls

Correlation r = 0.9310964 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8669405 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 86.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total number of automotive recalls) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Number of public school students in 12th grade) over the 33 years from 1990 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.02E-15. 0.0000000000000040222879052911
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 4.02E-13% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 248,614,724,640,808 random variables You don't actually need 248 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 32 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 32 because we have two variables measured over a period of 33 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.86, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Number of public school students in 12th grade (Students)238108023924602430540242403024875502487140258645026729302721710278162028027902862860298951030464903094350318025032774003374510339969034316903471890345188034770203476130349648035372303571440363145036486603621160366369036704403661920
Total number of automotive recalls (Recalls)2702812172642883573413184134446215595106006996456137137805707226556617108699711031897103296388310931050




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2381080,2392460,2430540,2424030,2487550,2487140,2586450,2672930,2721710,2781620,2802790,2862860,2989510,3046490,3094350,3180250,3277400,3374510,3399690,3431690,3471890,3451880,3477020,3476130,3496480,3537230,3571440,3631450,3648660,3621160,3663690,3670440,3661920,])
array_2 = np.array([270,281,217,264,288,357,341,318,413,444,621,559,510,600,699,645,613,713,780,570,722,655,661,710,869,971,1031,897,1032,963,883,1093,1050,])
array_1_name = "Number of public school students in 12th grade"
array_2_name = "Total number of automotive recalls"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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