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As more people mastered the art of effective communication, they began complimenting their cars at unprecedented rates, causing the air bags to deploy unnecessarily. It seems like these cars just couldn't handle the sheer amount of praise! Remember, when it comes to cars, sometimes silence is golden.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Sure, here's an image generation prompt for the given scene using the [Realistic] style: "Generate an image of a bustling city street during a graduation ceremony on a sunny day. Show numerous students in graduation gowns and caps receiving Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs. In the background, depict a line of cars recalling airbags, and surrounding them, include news reporters and concerned consumers demanding safer vehicles. The image should reflect the impact of persuasive PR from the increase in Communication degrees leading to public demand for safer cars and subsequent automotive recalls for airbag issues. Keep the visual depiction simple with realistic details." The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A photo-realistic image Celtic art Realistic Cyber folk Cyberpunk
ChatGPT: Realistic
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags, in the following situation: Because the increase in Communication degrees led to more persuasive PR, car manufacturers were forced to recall airbags due to public demand for safer vehicles.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling city, a graduation ceremony takes place on a bright sunny day where numerous students receive Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs. In the background, a line of cars can be seen recalling airbags, surrounded by news reporters and concerned consumers demanding safer vehicles. The intertwining scenes reflect the impact of persuasive PR from the increase in Communication degrees leading to public demand for safer cars and subsequent automotive recalls for airbag issues.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling city, a graduation ceremony takes place on a bright sunny day where numerous students receive Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs. In the background, a line of cars can be seen recalling airbags, surrounded by news reporters and concerned consumers demanding safer vehicles. The intertwining scenes reflect the impact of persuasive PR from the increase in Communication degrees leading to public demand for safer cars and subsequent automotive recalls for airbag issues. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Sure, here's an image generation prompt for the given scene using the [Realistic] style: "Generate an image of a bustling city street during a graduation ceremony on a sunny day. Show numerous students in graduation gowns and caps receiving Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs. In the background, depict a line of cars recalling airbags, and surrounding them, include news reporters and concerned consumers demanding safer vehicles. The image should reflect the impact of persuasive PR from the increase in Communication degrees leading to public demand for safer cars and subsequent automotive recalls for airbag issues. Keep the visual depiction simple with realistic details."
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs caused Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.
AI academic paper
Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees The Journal of Comedic Research Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and US DOT to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9300666 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we sought to unravel the tangled web of connections between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with airbags. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to explore whether there is a meaningful relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the real-world automotive safety concerns. To our delight, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9300666 with a p-value of < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021. It seems that the "air bag of tricks" isn't just a figure of speech! It's as if these programs are inflating the statistics! Our research adds a dash of humor to an otherwise serious subject, prompting the question: is there a direct line of communication between the air bag industry and the communications field? We hope this study serves as a wake-up call for both academia and the automotive industry to explore this surprising connection further. After all, when it comes to air bag issues, it's better to be safe than sorry!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we sought to unravel the tangled web of connections between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with airbags. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to explore whether there is a meaningful relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the real-world automotive safety concerns. To our delight, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9300666 with a p-value of < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021. It seems that the "air bag of tricks" isn't just a figure of speech! It's as if these programs are inflating the statistics! Our research adds a dash of humor to an otherwise serious subject, prompting the question: is there a direct line of communication between the air bag industry and the communications field? We hope this study serves as a wake-up call for both academia and the automotive industry to explore this surprising connection further. After all, when it comes to air bag issues, it's better to be safe than sorry!
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the Automotive industry grapples with safety concerns related to airbags, it is imperative to examine and understand potential underlying factors that may contribute to these recurring issues. In recent years, the correlation between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for airbag malfunctions has come into focus. While one might think these two seemingly disparate fields have as much in common as a newspaper and a tire, our research shows otherwise. It seems that the relationship between the academic world of communication and the automotive cosmos is significant, to say the least. It's like a collision between a bad pun and a dad joke – unexpected, yet strangely fitting.
The airbag recalls have inflated over the past decade, bringing more attention than ever to the safety concerns associated with these essential vehicular components. Similarly, the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs has seen a surge, suggesting an increased interest and involvement in the field. It's almost as if these two worlds are destined to collide, much like two careless drivers at an intersection. One can't help but wonder if this connection is more than just a statistical anomaly. Could there be an unseen force at play, driving this unusual correlation? It's like trying to guess the punchline of a joke – unexpected, yet strangely satisfying.
In this study, we delve into the labyrinthine realm of data, analyzing information from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation. Our aim is to shed light on the relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the occurrence of automotive recalls for airbag issues. Our findings not only unveil a substantial correlation but also raise intriguing questions about the interconnectedness of these seemingly unrelated realms. It's almost as if the communication field is sending a clear signal to the automotive industry – a signal that can't be ignored, much like a persistent car honking from the vehicle behind you. This unexpected revelation nudges us to ponder: do these communication-focused programs hold the key to decoding the mysteries of airbag malfunctions? Perhaps it's time to put our ears to the ground, or in this case, to the steering wheel, and listen.
Our research not only prompts a raised eyebrow but also adds a touch of levity to an otherwise serious topic. After all, when it comes to airbag issues, one can't help but appreciate the gravity of the situation. We hope this study opens a new avenue of discourse, merging the worlds of academia and automotive safety in a way that's as seamless as a well-crafted joke. It's as if these disciplines are engaging in their own form of communication, sparking unexpected insights and illuminating potential paths for future investigation. Just like a good dad joke, this study aims to leave a lasting impression, with a smirk and a raised eyebrow to boot.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we sought to unravel the tangled web of connections between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with airbags. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to explore whether there is a meaningful relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the real-world automotive safety concerns. To our delight, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9300666 with a p-value of < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021. It seems that the "air bag of tricks" isn't just a figure of speech! It's as if these programs are inflating the statistics! Our research adds a dash of humor to an otherwise serious subject, prompting the question: is there a direct line of communication between the air bag industry and the communications field? We hope this study serves as a wake-up call for both academia and the automotive industry to explore this surprising connection further. After all, when it comes to air bag issues, it's better to be safe than sorry!
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the Automotive industry grapples with safety concerns related to airbags, it is imperative to examine and understand potential underlying factors that may contribute to these recurring issues. In recent years, the correlation between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for airbag malfunctions has come into focus. While one might think these two seemingly disparate fields have as much in common as a newspaper and a tire, our research shows otherwise. It seems that the relationship between the academic world of communication and the automotive cosmos is significant, to say the least. It's like a collision between a bad pun and a dad joke – unexpected, yet strangely fitting.
The airbag recalls have inflated over the past decade, bringing more attention than ever to the safety concerns associated with these essential vehicular components. Similarly, the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs has seen a surge, suggesting an increased interest and involvement in the field. It's almost as if these two worlds are destined to collide, much like two careless drivers at an intersection. One can't help but wonder if this connection is more than just a statistical anomaly. Could there be an unseen force at play, driving this unusual correlation? It's like trying to guess the punchline of a joke – unexpected, yet strangely satisfying.
In this study, we delve into the labyrinthine realm of data, analyzing information from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation. Our aim is to shed light on the relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the occurrence of automotive recalls for airbag issues. Our findings not only unveil a substantial correlation but also raise intriguing questions about the interconnectedness of these seemingly unrelated realms. It's almost as if the communication field is sending a clear signal to the automotive industry – a signal that can't be ignored, much like a persistent car honking from the vehicle behind you. This unexpected revelation nudges us to ponder: do these communication-focused programs hold the key to decoding the mysteries of airbag malfunctions? Perhaps it's time to put our ears to the ground, or in this case, to the steering wheel, and listen.
Our research not only prompts a raised eyebrow but also adds a touch of levity to an otherwise serious topic. After all, when it comes to airbag issues, one can't help but appreciate the gravity of the situation. We hope this study opens a new avenue of discourse, merging the worlds of academia and automotive safety in a way that's as seamless as a well-crafted joke. It's as if these disciplines are engaging in their own form of communication, sparking unexpected insights and illuminating potential paths for future investigation. Just like a good dad joke, this study aims to leave a lasting impression, with a smirk and a raised eyebrow to boot.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the occurrence of automotive recalls for airbag issues has been a subject of growing interest and speculation in recent years. Smith (2015) highlighted the potential connections between communication-focused programs and real-world safety concerns, sparking numerous inquiries into this unexpected correlation. Doe et al. (2018) further explored the nuances of this association, uncovering intriguing patterns that seemed to transcend mere coincidence. It's as if the world of communication has been sending secret messages to the automotive industry, much like a cryptic crossword clue that leaves you scratching your head while chuckling at its cleverness.
More recently, Jones (2020) delved into the statistical intricacies of the relationship, revealing an undeniable link between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the frequency of automotive recalls for airbag malfunctions. The findings left many researchers in disbelief, akin to the reaction when someone delivers a perfectly-timed punchline with an unexpected twist. It appears that these communication-focused programs have been "air-"ing their concerns in a way that's hard to ignore. It's like watching a stand-up comedy routine where the punchline catches you off guard, leaving you simultaneously puzzled and amused.
In "Lorem Ipsum: The Airbags Unveiled," the authors present a comprehensive analysis of the linguistic and symbolic parallels between the language of communication and the malfunctioning of automotive airbags. Their exploration into the metaphorical significance of "deflating arguments" and "inflated statements" provides a thought-provoking perspective on the interconnectedness of these seemingly unrelated domains. It's as if the world of communication has been speaking a language that the automotive industry can't afford to ignore – a language that's as unexpected as a well-timed dad joke.
Turning to non-fiction literature, "Drive Safely, Speak Eloquently" offers an in-depth examination of the intersection between automotive safety and the field of communication, shedding light on the communicative strategies employed by the airbag industry in response to safety concerns. "Communicating Vehicles: A Guide to Airbag Anecdotes and Analogies" takes a humorous yet informative approach to unraveling the complexities of this unexpected relationship, leaving readers chuckling while pondering the nuances of vehicular communication.
On the other hand, fictional works such as "The Mystery of the Deflating Dialogues" and "The Journalist's Guide to Automotive Anomalies" weave captivating narratives that blur the lines between reality and imagination, infusing the debate with elements of suspense and intrigue. These literary excursions into the realm of communication and automotive recalls provide a welcome respite, offering a fresh perspective on the serious subject matter. It's as if these books are narrating a tale that's both whimsical and wondrous, much like a good dad joke that catches you by surprise.
In the realm of television, shows such as "Communication Collision" and "Auto-Alert: Breaking Bag News" offer captivating insights into the dynamics of communication and automotive safety concerns. The research team indulged in these programs as a form of "serious" investigation, absorbing the dramatic twists and turns of plotlines while maintaining a keen eye for any semblance of relevance to our study. It's as if these shows were navigating the airwaves with the precision of a masterful pun, delivering unexpected connections amidst the chaos of entertainment.
As the literature review reveals, the unexpected link between Bachelor's degrees in communication-related programs and automotive recalls for airbag issues has been an area of burgeoning interest and speculation. The intersection of these seemingly incongruent realms adds a layer of complexity to the discourse, prompting both serious contemplation and lighthearted amusement. It's as if the world of academia and automotive safety have collided in a symphony of unexpected revelations, much like the perfect setup for a dad joke with a punchline that takes you by surprise.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and US DOT . You used data from 2012 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we sought to unravel the tangled web of connections between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with airbags. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to explore whether there is a meaningful relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the real-world automotive safety concerns. To our delight, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9300666 with a p-value of < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021. It seems that the "air bag of tricks" isn't just a figure of speech! It's as if these programs are inflating the statistics! Our research adds a dash of humor to an otherwise serious subject, prompting the question: is there a direct line of communication between the air bag industry and the communications field? We hope this study serves as a wake-up call for both academia and the automotive industry to explore this surprising connection further. After all, when it comes to air bag issues, it's better to be safe than sorry!
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the Automotive industry grapples with safety concerns related to airbags, it is imperative to examine and understand potential underlying factors that may contribute to these recurring issues. In recent years, the correlation between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for airbag malfunctions has come into focus. While one might think these two seemingly disparate fields have as much in common as a newspaper and a tire, our research shows otherwise. It seems that the relationship between the academic world of communication and the automotive cosmos is significant, to say the least. It's like a collision between a bad pun and a dad joke – unexpected, yet strangely fitting.
The airbag recalls have inflated over the past decade, bringing more attention than ever to the safety concerns associated with these essential vehicular components. Similarly, the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs has seen a surge, suggesting an increased interest and involvement in the field. It's almost as if these two worlds are destined to collide, much like two careless drivers at an intersection. One can't help but wonder if this connection is more than just a statistical anomaly. Could there be an unseen force at play, driving this unusual correlation? It's like trying to guess the punchline of a joke – unexpected, yet strangely satisfying.
In this study, we delve into the labyrinthine realm of data, analyzing information from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation. Our aim is to shed light on the relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the occurrence of automotive recalls for airbag issues. Our findings not only unveil a substantial correlation but also raise intriguing questions about the interconnectedness of these seemingly unrelated realms. It's almost as if the communication field is sending a clear signal to the automotive industry – a signal that can't be ignored, much like a persistent car honking from the vehicle behind you. This unexpected revelation nudges us to ponder: do these communication-focused programs hold the key to decoding the mysteries of airbag malfunctions? Perhaps it's time to put our ears to the ground, or in this case, to the steering wheel, and listen.
Our research not only prompts a raised eyebrow but also adds a touch of levity to an otherwise serious topic. After all, when it comes to airbag issues, one can't help but appreciate the gravity of the situation. We hope this study opens a new avenue of discourse, merging the worlds of academia and automotive safety in a way that's as seamless as a well-crafted joke. It's as if these disciplines are engaging in their own form of communication, sparking unexpected insights and illuminating potential paths for future investigation. Just like a good dad joke, this study aims to leave a lasting impression, with a smirk and a raised eyebrow to boot.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To investigate the compelling correlation between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with airbags, we embarked on a rigorous and humor-infused research journey. Our team consisted of a mix of academics and joke enthusiasts – because when it comes to statistical analysis, it never hurts to have a on-pun-t pundit on board.
We obtained the data for Bachelor's degrees from the National Center for Education Statistics, where we navigated through a sea of spreadsheets, almost as if we were in a data-based version of "The Little Mermaid." Our dexterous hands sifted through the virtual pages, capturing the numbers that would eventually become the cornerstone of our analysis. It was like the proverbial needle in a haystack, except with more columns and considerably less hay.
The automotive recall data, specifically pertaining to airbag issues, was sourced from the US Department of Transportation. We delved into the archives of recall notices, deciphering the cryptic details with the precision of a detective solving a case – a case that involved a lot more numbers and a lot less trench coats.
After a copious amount of coffee and an absurd number of pun breaks, we meticulously compiled and cross-referenced the datasets, ensuring that each data point was treated with the utmost care and attention. It was like watching a gourmet chef prepare a delicate dish – the perfect blend of precision, patience, and occasional bouts of absurdity.
To establish the statistical relationship between the two variables, we employed a series of complex analyses, including correlation coefficients and regression models. Our statistical arsenal was more extensive than a joke book at a stand-up comedy convention, allowing us to uncover the nuances of the connection between Bachelor's degrees in communication and automotive airbag recalls.
In addition to our quantitative analyses, we engaged in qualitative assessments, delving into the underlying factors and potential mechanisms that might explain the observed correlation. It was like conducting a séance with the spirits of data, except we were summoning causal relationships instead of departed souls.
Throughout our methodological odyssey, we remained vigilant, ensuring that the integrity of our research was upheld at every turn. Our dedication to precision matched that of a wordsmith perfecting a pun – never settling for anything less than the most fitting and impactful result.
In the end, our methodology was as thorough as it was spirited – a testament to the curious marriage of scientific rigor and lighthearted curiosity that defined our research. It was an undertaking that resonated with the spirit of a well-timed dad joke – unexpected, yet undeniably effective in conveying the essence of our findings.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and US DOT .
For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9300666, r-squared of 0.8650238, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we sought to unravel the tangled web of connections between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with airbags. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to explore whether there is a meaningful relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the real-world automotive safety concerns. To our delight, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9300666 with a p-value of < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021. It seems that the "air bag of tricks" isn't just a figure of speech! It's as if these programs are inflating the statistics! Our research adds a dash of humor to an otherwise serious subject, prompting the question: is there a direct line of communication between the air bag industry and the communications field? We hope this study serves as a wake-up call for both academia and the automotive industry to explore this surprising connection further. After all, when it comes to air bag issues, it's better to be safe than sorry!
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the Automotive industry grapples with safety concerns related to airbags, it is imperative to examine and understand potential underlying factors that may contribute to these recurring issues. In recent years, the correlation between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for airbag malfunctions has come into focus. While one might think these two seemingly disparate fields have as much in common as a newspaper and a tire, our research shows otherwise. It seems that the relationship between the academic world of communication and the automotive cosmos is significant, to say the least. It's like a collision between a bad pun and a dad joke – unexpected, yet strangely fitting.
The airbag recalls have inflated over the past decade, bringing more attention than ever to the safety concerns associated with these essential vehicular components. Similarly, the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs has seen a surge, suggesting an increased interest and involvement in the field. It's almost as if these two worlds are destined to collide, much like two careless drivers at an intersection. One can't help but wonder if this connection is more than just a statistical anomaly. Could there be an unseen force at play, driving this unusual correlation? It's like trying to guess the punchline of a joke – unexpected, yet strangely satisfying.
In this study, we delve into the labyrinthine realm of data, analyzing information from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation. Our aim is to shed light on the relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the occurrence of automotive recalls for airbag issues. Our findings not only unveil a substantial correlation but also raise intriguing questions about the interconnectedness of these seemingly unrelated realms. It's almost as if the communication field is sending a clear signal to the automotive industry – a signal that can't be ignored, much like a persistent car honking from the vehicle behind you. This unexpected revelation nudges us to ponder: do these communication-focused programs hold the key to decoding the mysteries of airbag malfunctions? Perhaps it's time to put our ears to the ground, or in this case, to the steering wheel, and listen.
Our research not only prompts a raised eyebrow but also adds a touch of levity to an otherwise serious topic. After all, when it comes to airbag issues, one can't help but appreciate the gravity of the situation. We hope this study opens a new avenue of discourse, merging the worlds of academia and automotive safety in a way that's as seamless as a well-crafted joke. It's as if these disciplines are engaging in their own form of communication, sparking unexpected insights and illuminating potential paths for future investigation. Just like a good dad joke, this study aims to leave a lasting impression, with a smirk and a raised eyebrow to boot.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation revealed a significant relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with air bags. Over the period from 2012 to 2021, our research team found a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9300666, with an r-squared value of 0.8650238 and a p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that the academic world of communication has a lot to say about airbag safety – talk about a conversation starter!
Fig. 1 showcases this strong correlation through a scatterplot, illustrating the compelling connection between these seemingly disparate domains. It's as if these two variables are engaged in a lively back-and-forth, akin to a well-timed joke at a party – unexpected, yet undeniably captivating.
Our findings suggest that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs increases, so does the frequency of automotive recalls for airbag issues. It's as if these programs are inflating the statistics – a pun that's as undeniable as it is irresistible!
This unexpected correlation prompts us to consider whether there is more to this relationship than meets the eye. Could there be an undercurrent of influence flowing from the academic realm of communication to the automotive realm of airbag safety? It's like trying to unravel the punchline of a complex joke – challenging, yet ultimately rewarding.
Our research extends an invitation to consider the intertwined nature of these fields, raising thought-provoking questions about the underlying forces at play. It's like peeling back the layers of an onion, each discovery leading to a deeper understanding of this unanticipated relationship.
In sum, our study not only uncovers a compelling correlation but also invites further exploration and discourse about the unexpected interplay between academic programs in communication and real-world automotive safety concerns. It's as if this research is speaking volumes, urging us to dive deeper into the depths of this connection.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we sought to unravel the tangled web of connections between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with airbags. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to explore whether there is a meaningful relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the real-world automotive safety concerns. To our delight, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9300666 with a p-value of < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021. It seems that the "air bag of tricks" isn't just a figure of speech! It's as if these programs are inflating the statistics! Our research adds a dash of humor to an otherwise serious subject, prompting the question: is there a direct line of communication between the air bag industry and the communications field? We hope this study serves as a wake-up call for both academia and the automotive industry to explore this surprising connection further. After all, when it comes to air bag issues, it's better to be safe than sorry!
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the occurrence of automotive recalls for airbag issues has been a subject of growing interest and speculation in recent years. Smith (2015) highlighted the potential connections between communication-focused programs and real-world safety concerns, sparking numerous inquiries into this unexpected correlation. Doe et al. (2018) further explored the nuances of this association, uncovering intriguing patterns that seemed to transcend mere coincidence. It's as if the world of communication has been sending secret messages to the automotive industry, much like a cryptic crossword clue that leaves you scratching your head while chuckling at its cleverness.
More recently, Jones (2020) delved into the statistical intricacies of the relationship, revealing an undeniable link between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the frequency of automotive recalls for airbag malfunctions. The findings left many researchers in disbelief, akin to the reaction when someone delivers a perfectly-timed punchline with an unexpected twist. It appears that these communication-focused programs have been "air-"ing their concerns in a way that's hard to ignore. It's like watching a stand-up comedy routine where the punchline catches you off guard, leaving you simultaneously puzzled and amused.
In "Lorem Ipsum: The Airbags Unveiled," the authors present a comprehensive analysis of the linguistic and symbolic parallels between the language of communication and the malfunctioning of automotive airbags. Their exploration into the metaphorical significance of "deflating arguments" and "inflated statements" provides a thought-provoking perspective on the interconnectedness of these seemingly unrelated domains. It's as if the world of communication has been speaking a language that the automotive industry can't afford to ignore – a language that's as unexpected as a well-timed dad joke.
Turning to non-fiction literature, "Drive Safely, Speak Eloquently" offers an in-depth examination of the intersection between automotive safety and the field of communication, shedding light on the communicative strategies employed by the airbag industry in response to safety concerns. "Communicating Vehicles: A Guide to Airbag Anecdotes and Analogies" takes a humorous yet informative approach to unraveling the complexities of this unexpected relationship, leaving readers chuckling while pondering the nuances of vehicular communication.
On the other hand, fictional works such as "The Mystery of the Deflating Dialogues" and "The Journalist's Guide to Automotive Anomalies" weave captivating narratives that blur the lines between reality and imagination, infusing the debate with elements of suspense and intrigue. These literary excursions into the realm of communication and automotive recalls provide a welcome respite, offering a fresh perspective on the serious subject matter. It's as if these books are narrating a tale that's both whimsical and wondrous, much like a good dad joke that catches you by surprise.
In the realm of television, shows such as "Communication Collision" and "Auto-Alert: Breaking Bag News" offer captivating insights into the dynamics of communication and automotive safety concerns. The research team indulged in these programs as a form of "serious" investigation, absorbing the dramatic twists and turns of plotlines while maintaining a keen eye for any semblance of relevance to our study. It's as if these shows were navigating the airwaves with the precision of a masterful pun, delivering unexpected connections amidst the chaos of entertainment.
As the literature review reveals, the unexpected link between Bachelor's degrees in communication-related programs and automotive recalls for airbag issues has been an area of burgeoning interest and speculation. The intersection of these seemingly incongruent realms adds a layer of complexity to the discourse, prompting both serious contemplation and lighthearted amusement. It's as if the world of academia and automotive safety have collided in a symphony of unexpected revelations, much like the perfect setup for a dad joke with a punchline that takes you by surprise.
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation revealed a significant relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with air bags. Over the period from 2012 to 2021, our research team found a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9300666, with an r-squared value of 0.8650238 and a p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that the academic world of communication has a lot to say about airbag safety – talk about a conversation starter!
Fig. 1 showcases this strong correlation through a scatterplot, illustrating the compelling connection between these seemingly disparate domains. It's as if these two variables are engaged in a lively back-and-forth, akin to a well-timed joke at a party – unexpected, yet undeniably captivating.
Our findings suggest that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs increases, so does the frequency of automotive recalls for airbag issues. It's as if these programs are inflating the statistics – a pun that's as undeniable as it is irresistible!
This unexpected correlation prompts us to consider whether there is more to this relationship than meets the eye. Could there be an undercurrent of influence flowing from the academic realm of communication to the automotive realm of airbag safety? It's like trying to unravel the punchline of a complex joke – challenging, yet ultimately rewarding.
Our research extends an invitation to consider the intertwined nature of these fields, raising thought-provoking questions about the underlying forces at play. It's like peeling back the layers of an onion, each discovery leading to a deeper understanding of this unanticipated relationship.
In sum, our study not only uncovers a compelling correlation but also invites further exploration and discourse about the unexpected interplay between academic programs in communication and real-world automotive safety concerns. It's as if this research is speaking volumes, urging us to dive deeper into the depths of this connection.
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Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
Our findings corroborate and extend the existing literature on the curious relationship between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for airbag issues. The significant correlation coefficient of 0.9300666 aligns with prior speculation and research, underscoring the magnitude of this unlikely association. Much like a well-crafted dad joke, the connection between these domains is both surprising and attention-grabbing, prompting further investigation into its underlying mechanisms.
The substantial correlation coefficient suggests that there may be more to this relationship than mere coincidence. It's as if the world of communication is speaking directly to the automotive industry, much like the resonance of a clever pun. The statistical intricacies of our findings align with the prior work of Smith (2015) and Doe et al. (2018), indicating a consistent pattern that cannot be dismissed lightly. As the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in communication-related programs rises, so does the frequency of automotive recalls for airbag issues – a correlation as unmistakable as a classic dad joke.
Our study adds a dash of humor to the otherwise serious subject, sparking contemplation about the nature of this correlation. It's as if the academic realm of communication has been airing its concerns to the automotive industry, much like a carefully timed punchline that catches you by surprise. The results highlight the need for more in-depth exploration into the interplay between communication and automotive safety, akin to unraveling the layers of meaning in a witty quip.
The unexpected connection identified in our study serves as a poignant reminder that the academic landscape and real-world phenomena are often intertwined in unanticipated ways. Just like a well-timed dad joke, this correlation defies expectations and invites further scrutiny. Our research indicates that the communication field may hold untapped insights that could inform and potentially improve automotive safety measures – an analogy as remarkable as an unexpected punchline.
In conclusion, our study reinforces the need to delve deeper into the unexpected relationship between communication-focused programs and automotive recalls for airbag issues. It's as if this correlation is a hidden punchline waiting to be revealed, urging researchers and industry professionals alike to explore and comprehend the dynamics at play. Our results emphasize the importance of taking this connection seriously, while maintaining an appreciation for the surprising twists and turns that characterize this intriguing relationship. Just like a good dad joke, the correlation between these seemingly disparate domains offers a combination of amusement and contemplation, leaving us hungry for further exploration.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees"
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we sought to unravel the tangled web of connections between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with airbags. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to explore whether there is a meaningful relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the real-world automotive safety concerns. To our delight, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9300666 with a p-value of < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021. It seems that the "air bag of tricks" isn't just a figure of speech! It's as if these programs are inflating the statistics! Our research adds a dash of humor to an otherwise serious subject, prompting the question: is there a direct line of communication between the air bag industry and the communications field? We hope this study serves as a wake-up call for both academia and the automotive industry to explore this surprising connection further. After all, when it comes to air bag issues, it's better to be safe than sorry!
[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the Automotive industry grapples with safety concerns related to airbags, it is imperative to examine and understand potential underlying factors that may contribute to these recurring issues. In recent years, the correlation between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for airbag malfunctions has come into focus. While one might think these two seemingly disparate fields have as much in common as a newspaper and a tire, our research shows otherwise. It seems that the relationship between the academic world of communication and the automotive cosmos is significant, to say the least. It's like a collision between a bad pun and a dad joke – unexpected, yet strangely fitting.
The airbag recalls have inflated over the past decade, bringing more attention than ever to the safety concerns associated with these essential vehicular components. Similarly, the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs has seen a surge, suggesting an increased interest and involvement in the field. It's almost as if these two worlds are destined to collide, much like two careless drivers at an intersection. One can't help but wonder if this connection is more than just a statistical anomaly. Could there be an unseen force at play, driving this unusual correlation? It's like trying to guess the punchline of a joke – unexpected, yet strangely satisfying.
In this study, we delve into the labyrinthine realm of data, analyzing information from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation. Our aim is to shed light on the relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the occurrence of automotive recalls for airbag issues. Our findings not only unveil a substantial correlation but also raise intriguing questions about the interconnectedness of these seemingly unrelated realms. It's almost as if the communication field is sending a clear signal to the automotive industry – a signal that can't be ignored, much like a persistent car honking from the vehicle behind you. This unexpected revelation nudges us to ponder: do these communication-focused programs hold the key to decoding the mysteries of airbag malfunctions? Perhaps it's time to put our ears to the ground, or in this case, to the steering wheel, and listen.
Our research not only prompts a raised eyebrow but also adds a touch of levity to an otherwise serious topic. After all, when it comes to airbag issues, one can't help but appreciate the gravity of the situation. We hope this study opens a new avenue of discourse, merging the worlds of academia and automotive safety in a way that's as seamless as a well-crafted joke. It's as if these disciplines are engaging in their own form of communication, sparking unexpected insights and illuminating potential paths for future investigation. Just like a good dad joke, this study aims to leave a lasting impression, with a smirk and a raised eyebrow to boot.
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation revealed a significant relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with air bags. Over the period from 2012 to 2021, our research team found a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9300666, with an r-squared value of 0.8650238 and a p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that the academic world of communication has a lot to say about airbag safety – talk about a conversation starter!
Fig. 1 showcases this strong correlation through a scatterplot, illustrating the compelling connection between these seemingly disparate domains. It's as if these two variables are engaged in a lively back-and-forth, akin to a well-timed joke at a party – unexpected, yet undeniably captivating.
Our findings suggest that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs increases, so does the frequency of automotive recalls for airbag issues. It's as if these programs are inflating the statistics – a pun that's as undeniable as it is irresistible!
This unexpected correlation prompts us to consider whether there is more to this relationship than meets the eye. Could there be an undercurrent of influence flowing from the academic realm of communication to the automotive realm of airbag safety? It's like trying to unravel the punchline of a complex joke – challenging, yet ultimately rewarding.
Our research extends an invitation to consider the intertwined nature of these fields, raising thought-provoking questions about the underlying forces at play. It's like peeling back the layers of an onion, each discovery leading to a deeper understanding of this unanticipated relationship.
In sum, our study not only uncovers a compelling correlation but also invites further exploration and discourse about the unexpected interplay between academic programs in communication and real-world automotive safety concerns. It's as if this research is speaking volumes, urging us to dive deeper into the depths of this connection.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has brought to light an unexpected yet undeniably intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with airbags. The strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9300666, accompanied by a p-value of less than 0.01, underscores the significance of this connection. It's almost as if these two domains are engaging in their own form of communication, with airbag issues serving as a compelling conversation starter – talk about breaking the ice!
As we wrap up our study, it's clear that this correlation is not just a statistical fluke, but rather a tangible association that warrants further investigation. It's like an intricate puzzle that begs to be solved – the pieces are all there, waiting to be connected, just like a good dad joke waiting to be uttered at the dinner table.
Our findings prompt us to consider the possibility of a deeper influence flowing from the academic world of communication to the realm of automotive safety. Perhaps it's time to peel back the layers of this intriguing connection, akin to unraveling the setup of a complex jest – challenging, yet immensely rewarding in its revelation.
With this, we assert that no further research is needed in this area. The findings of this study provide a compelling basis for understanding the unexpected interplay between academic programs in communication and real-world automotive safety concerns. It's as if the airbag of tricks has finally been revealed, prompting a wry smile and perhaps a chuckle at the intersection of academia and automotive safety. In the words of a wise dad, "It's time to buckle up and appreciate the communication between these fields – it's not just hot air after all!"
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Comedic Research
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Zany Automotive Research and Communications
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Communicating the Recalls: The Air Bag of Tricks in Bachelor's Degrees with an abstract of In this study, we sought to unravel the tangled web of connections between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and automotive recalls for issues with airbags. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to explore whether there is a meaningful relationship between the academic landscape of communication and the real-world automotive safety concerns. To our delight, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9300666 with a p-value of < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021. It seems that the "air bag of tricks" isn't just a figure of speech! It's as if these programs are inflating the statistics! Our research adds a dash of humor to an otherwise serious subject, prompting the question: is there a direct line of communication between the air bag industry and the communications field? We hope this study serves as a wake-up call for both academia and the automotive industry to explore this surprising connection further. After all, when it comes to air bag issues, it's better to be safe than sorry!
ChatGPT:
Bachelor's degrees, communication programs, journalism degrees, automotive recalls, airbags, National Center for Education Statistics, US Department of Transportation, correlation coefficient, academic landscape, automotive safety concerns, communication industry, air bag industry, statistics inflation
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Data details
Bachelor's degrees awarded in journalismDetailed data title: Bachelor's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions, in field of study: Communication, journalism, and related programs
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Bachelor's degrees awarded in journalism
Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags
Source: US DOT
See what else correlates with Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8650238 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 86.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bachelor's degrees awarded in journalism) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 9.6E-5. 0.0000961162465242654500000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 0.0096% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 10,404 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.72, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Bachelor's degrees awarded in journalism (Degrees awarded) | 83771 | 84818 | 87612 | 90658 | 92551 | 93794 | 92289 | 92528 | 91763 | 90775 |
Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags (Recalls) | 23 | 31 | 48 | 69 | 106 | 99 | 91 | 85 | 58 | 74 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([83771,84818,87612,90658,92551,93794,92289,92528,91763,90775,])
array_2 = np.array([23,31,48,69,106,99,91,85,58,74,])
array_1_name = "Bachelor's degrees awarded in journalism"
array_2_name = "Automotive recalls for issues with the Air Bags"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 2746 · Black Variable ID: 1269 · Red Variable ID: 1105