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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Rockin' the Boat: The Correlation Between Geoscientist Numbers in South Carolina and Global Pirate Attacks
The Journal of Geological Piracy Studies
r=0.862 · 95% conf. int. [0.612,0.956] · r2=0.744 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sun-Powered Feline Fervor: Shedding Light on the Connection Between Solar Energy Generation in Malaysia and Google Searches for 'Adopt a Cat'
The Journal of Solar-Powered Feline Studies
r=0.960 · 95% conf. int. [0.881,0.987] · r2=0.922 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Electricity Fortuna: An Electrifying Connection Between Paraguayan Power and Nevada's Slot Machine Surge
The International Journal of Comparative Energy Studies
r=0.903 · 95% conf. int. [0.820,0.949] · r2=0.816 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fueling the Recall: The Combustible Connection Between Fossil Fuel Use in Belarus and Automotive Recalls by Keystone RV Company
Journal of Combustion and Transport Research
r=0.867 · 95% conf. int. [0.713,0.941] · r2=0.751 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Hot on the Field: A Sizzling Connection between Geothermal Power in Japan and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Season Wins
Journal of Geothermal Energy and Sports Performance
r=0.552 · 95% conf. int. [0.299,0.733] · r2=0.305 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Quirky Clerks and Cardinal Perks: Exploring the Link Between Arizona Court and Municipal Clerks and the Wins of the Arizona Cardinals
The Journal of Eccentric Anthropological Studies
r=0.629 · 95% conf. int. [0.259,0.838] · r2=0.396 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air Affair: The Relationship Between Air Pollution in Taos, New Mexico, and Total Runs Scored in the World Series
Journal of Unlikely Correlations
r=0.729 · 95% conf. int. [0.267,0.919] · r2=0.532 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Josef: From Popular To Polluted - The Curious Case of Air Quality in Wheeling
The Journal of Ecological Quirks
r=0.714 · 95% conf. int. [0.526,0.835] · r2=0.510 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Dependence between Air Pollution in Milwaukee and Kerosene – A Statistical Stroll
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Analytics
r=0.795 · 95% conf. int. [0.647,0.885] · r2=0.631 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Airest of Them All: A Correlative Analysis of Air Pollution in Duluth and the Number of Short Order Cooks in Minnesota
The Journal of Atmospheric Culinary Studies
r=0.882 · 95% conf. int. [0.721,0.953] · r2=0.778 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Tale of Air in Memphis and Kerosene in Peru: A Statistical Odyssey
Journal of Quirky Atmospheric Phenomena
r=0.734 · 95% conf. int. [0.554,0.849] · r2=0.539 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Breath of Fresh Air: Exploring the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Birmingham and the Sky-High Number of Reinforcing Iron and Rebar Workers in Alabama
The Journal of Ecological Engineering and Occupational Health
r=0.905 · 95% conf. int. [0.760,0.965] · r2=0.820 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Tantalizing Tango: Tracking the Tenuous Ties between Terrestrial Tilling and Treacherous Tempests
The Journal of Ecological Enigma
r=0.886 · 95% conf. int. [0.695,0.960] · r2=0.784 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Soot Happens: Investigating the Link Between Air Pollution in Lake Charles, Louisiana and Arson in the United States
The Journal of Environmental Criminology and Atmospheric Chemistry
r=0.754 · 95% conf. int. [0.568,0.866] · r2=0.568 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: Exploring the Link Between Air Pollution in Salinas, California and Hydropower Energy Generated in Guinea
Journal of Ecological Dynamics and Global Energy
r=0.698 · 95% conf. int. [0.497,0.828] · r2=0.487 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Name Game with the Air Quality Claim: Investigating the Link between the Popularity of the First Name Lizbeth and Air Pollution in Chico, California
Journal of Quirky Epidemiology
r=0.724 · 95% conf. int. [0.542,0.841] · r2=0.524 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Breath of Fresh Jest: The Link Between Air Pollution Zest and the Best Proofreaders in the West
The Journal of Absurd Atmospheric Research
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.799,0.969] · r2=0.845 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

: Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor
Journal of Urban Linguistics
r=0.680 · 95% conf. int. [0.477,0.814] · r2=0.462 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Tangled Threads: The Tenuous Ties between Tallahassee Air Pollution and Czechia's Fossil Fuel Folly
The Journal of Ecological Entanglements
r=0.777 · 95% conf. int. [0.569,0.892] · r2=0.603 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'
The Journal of Agricultural Anomalies Research
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.846,0.975] · r2=0.879 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

GMOs and Multiples: The Cotton Connection
The Journal of Agricultural Genetics and Ecological Diversity
r=0.881 · 95% conf. int. [0.718,0.952] · r2=0.775 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Splitting Hairs and Sparing Robes: The Moses Metaphor in Costume Attendant Numbers
Journal of Biblical Costume Studies
r=0.676 · 95% conf. int. [0.320,0.865] · r2=0.457 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Asa-ssing the Influence of Popularity: Exploring the Connection between the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire
The Journal of Quirky Nomenclature Research
r=0.828 · 95% conf. int. [0.609,0.930] · r2=0.686 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Blowing in the Wind: A Forged Connection Between Machine Setters in South Carolina and Wind Power in Kosovo
Journal of Transcontinental Technology Transfer
r=0.964 · 95% conf. int. [0.872,0.990] · r2=0.929 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Nitrogen Oxide, Nitrogen You: The Maggie-tude of Popularity in Relation to Air Quality in Terre Haute, Indiana
The Journal of Atmospheric Laughter and Environmental Puns
r=0.839 · 95% conf. int. [0.718,0.911] · r2=0.704 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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