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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Spenser and the second variable is Air pollution in Ann Arbor.  The chart goes from 1980 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the name Spenser gained popularity, more and more parents were inspired to name their kids after the famous poet, which led to an unexpected resurgence in old English literature. This, in turn, caused a spike in demand for antique books, leading to a boom in the printing industry. With all these old printing presses firing up, the air in Ann Arbor got a little more 'polutudinous' than usual.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a bustling sidewalk in Ann Arbor, Michigan, filled with a diverse crowd of Spensers, each depicted with realistic features and diverse expressions. Show the chaotic energy of the scene, with different Spensers engaging in varied activities, including enjoying spicy foods and demonstrating discomfort due to flatulence. Capture the cityscape in the background and express the subtle increase in air pollution through a slight haziness in the atmosphere. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Spenser and Air pollution in Ann Arbor. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Realistic Vaporwave Whimsical illustration Psychedelic
ChatGPT: Realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Spenser and Air pollution in Ann Arbor, in the following situation: Because as the popularity of the first name Spenser increased, more "Spensers" were walking around Ann Arbor. With an influx of Spensers, the demand for spicy foods also increased. This led to an increase in flatulence, which, due to its methane content, significantly contributed to air pollution in the area.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: The sidewalks of Ann Arbor are crowded with Spensers, as their popularity has surged. Their love for spicy foods has led to an increase in flatulence, greatly contributing to air pollution in the area.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: The sidewalks of Ann Arbor are crowded with Spensers, as their popularity has surged. Their love for spicy foods has led to an increase in flatulence, greatly contributing to air pollution in the area. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a bustling sidewalk in Ann Arbor, Michigan, filled with a diverse crowd of Spensers, each depicted with realistic features and diverse expressions. Show the chaotic energy of the scene, with different Spensers engaging in varied activities, including enjoying spicy foods and demonstrating discomfort due to flatulence. Capture the cityscape in the background and express the subtle increase in air pollution through a slight haziness in the atmosphere.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Popularity of the first name Spenser positively influenced Air pollution in Ann Arbor. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
: Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor

Journal of Urban Linguistics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Spenser and Air pollution in Ann Arbor. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]: Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor

[[ABSTRACT]]:

This paper examines the surprising connection between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the popularity of the first name Spenser. Armed with data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team unraveled the mysterious link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2022.

The findings of this study are a breath of fresh air in the field of social and environmental research. Our results not only illustrate the impact of air pollution on human behavior, but also hint at the possibility of a previously unexplored synergistic relationship between environmental factors and individual names. This research unveils the complexities of human-nature interactions while providing a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration of the quirky connections that exist within our world. So, the next time you take a whiff of that contaminated Ann Arbor air, remember - there may be more to the story than meets the nose!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Spenser and Air pollution in Ann Arbor. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]: Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor

[[ABSTRACT]]:

This paper examines the surprising connection between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the popularity of the first name Spenser. Armed with data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team unraveled the mysterious link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2022.

The findings of this study are a breath of fresh air in the field of social and environmental research. Our results not only illustrate the impact of air pollution on human behavior, but also hint at the possibility of a previously unexplored synergistic relationship between environmental factors and individual names. This research unveils the complexities of human-nature interactions while providing a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration of the quirky connections that exist within our world. So, the next time you take a whiff of that contaminated Ann Arbor air, remember - there may be more to the story than meets the nose!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Greetings, esteemed readers, and welcome to a wild ride through the plumes of statistical analysis and the fragrant fields of nomenclature! Today, we embark on an inexplicably delightful journey into the realms of air pollution and the endearing moniker of Spenser. It's a tale of two seemingly divergent domains that collide in the whimsical town of Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Who would have thought that the name Spenser, with its connotations of chivalry and poetic prowess, could be linked to the smoggy airs of a city like Ann Arbor? Well, prepare to have your minds blown (figuratively, of course, we're not adding any more pollutants to Ann Arbor's atmosphere) as we delve into this peculiar correlation.

In the realm of statistical inquiry, where variables galore dance their intricate tango, our study has emerged from the mist like a beacon of quirky curiosity. With data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency in our trusty arsenal, we set out to unravel the enigma of Spenser's smog. Our findings, backed by a correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a p-value reminiscent of a limbo tournament at less than 0.01, have left us giddy with statistical euphoria.

But hold your beakers and pipettes, dear reader, for this research goes beyond the realm of sterile numbers. It speaks to the interconnectedness of environmental gunk and individual nomenclature, posing questions that tickle the curious mind. Do the particles of pollution whisper secrets to newborns, shaping the auditory preferences of expectant parents? Or perhaps the name Spenser, with its sibilant allure, calls out to atmospheric impurities like a linguistic siren song?

As we navigate this peculiar pathway of inquiry, let's not forget the irrepressible charm of scientific investigation. With every regression line and scatter plot, we romp through the fields of data, wielding our hypothesis like a rapier and seeking the truth with the tenacity of a bloodhound on a scent. So, join us as we unveil the quirks and curiosities that lie within the crossroads of air pollution and names, and let's remember to breathe easy - though in Ann Arbor, that might be quite the challenge!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Spenser and Air pollution in Ann Arbor. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]: Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor

[[ABSTRACT]]:

This paper examines the surprising connection between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the popularity of the first name Spenser. Armed with data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team unraveled the mysterious link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2022.

The findings of this study are a breath of fresh air in the field of social and environmental research. Our results not only illustrate the impact of air pollution on human behavior, but also hint at the possibility of a previously unexplored synergistic relationship between environmental factors and individual names. This research unveils the complexities of human-nature interactions while providing a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration of the quirky connections that exist within our world. So, the next time you take a whiff of that contaminated Ann Arbor air, remember - there may be more to the story than meets the nose!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Greetings, esteemed readers, and welcome to a wild ride through the plumes of statistical analysis and the fragrant fields of nomenclature! Today, we embark on an inexplicably delightful journey into the realms of air pollution and the endearing moniker of Spenser. It's a tale of two seemingly divergent domains that collide in the whimsical town of Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Who would have thought that the name Spenser, with its connotations of chivalry and poetic prowess, could be linked to the smoggy airs of a city like Ann Arbor? Well, prepare to have your minds blown (figuratively, of course, we're not adding any more pollutants to Ann Arbor's atmosphere) as we delve into this peculiar correlation.
In the realm of statistical inquiry, where variables galore dance their intricate tango, our study has emerged from the mist like a beacon of quirky curiosity. With data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency in our trusty arsenal, we set out to unravel the enigma of Spenser's smog. Our findings, backed by a correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a p-value reminiscent of a limbo tournament at less than 0.01, have left us giddy with statistical euphoria.
But hold your beakers and pipettes, dear reader, for this research goes beyond the realm of sterile numbers. It speaks to the interconnectedness of environmental gunk and individual nomenclature, posing questions that tickle the curious mind. Do the particles of pollution whisper secrets to newborns, shaping the auditory preferences of expectant parents? Or perhaps the name Spenser, with its sibilant allure, calls out to atmospheric impurities like a linguistic siren song?
As we navigate this peculiar pathway of inquiry, let's not forget the irrepressible charm of scientific investigation. With every regression line and scatter plot, we romp through the fields of data, wielding our hypothesis like a rapier and seeking the truth with the tenacity of a bloodhound on a scent. So, join us as we unveil the quirks and curiosities that lie within the crossroads of air pollution and names, and let's remember to breathe easy - though in Ann Arbor, that might be quite the challenge!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their groundbreaking work, Smith and Doe (2020) provide an exhaustive analysis of air pollution in urban environments, emphasizing the impact of particulate matter on human health and well-being. Their study, titled "Atmospheric Anomalies: Unraveling the Intricacies of Urban Smog," delves deep into the myriad factors contributing to the hazy landscapes of cities, painting a vivid picture of the challenges posed by environmental pollutants.

On the flip side of the coin, Jones (2018) takes a linguistic approach in "The Significance of Names in Modern Society," exploring the cultural and psychological underpinnings of given names. Amidst the serious discourse on identity formation, Jones touches upon the subtle influences of societal trends on name popularity, providing a glimpse into the whimsical world of nomenclature dynamics.

Moving from the real to the realm of fiction, let's not overlook the literary musings that may hold hidden clues. Could Margaret Atwood's "Oryx and Crake" unknowingly whisper secrets of air pollution's impact on human behavior, or does the alliterative allure of Spenser's name find resonance in the pages of "The Faerie Queene" by Edmund Spenser himself? Ah, the plot thickens as we toe the line between literary fantasy and statistical reality.

But wait, there's more - the internet's treasure trove of memes holds kernels of relevance too! Picture this: a meme featuring a befuddled infant amidst a smoggy cityscape, captioned with "When you're named Spenser and the air pollution just hits different." The chucklesome juxtaposition hints at the viral potential of our research's unexpected twist, bridging the gap between scientific inquiry and internet humor.

As we navigate through the annals of literature, real and imagined, it becomes abundantly clear that the intersection of air pollution and the popularity of the first name Spenser is a conundrum not easily dismissed. So, let's strap on our imagination caps and delve deeper into this merry mayhem of statistical significance and linguistic flair!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Spenser and Air pollution in Ann Arbor. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency . You used data from 1980 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]: Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor

[[ABSTRACT]]:

This paper examines the surprising connection between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the popularity of the first name Spenser. Armed with data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team unraveled the mysterious link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2022.

The findings of this study are a breath of fresh air in the field of social and environmental research. Our results not only illustrate the impact of air pollution on human behavior, but also hint at the possibility of a previously unexplored synergistic relationship between environmental factors and individual names. This research unveils the complexities of human-nature interactions while providing a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration of the quirky connections that exist within our world. So, the next time you take a whiff of that contaminated Ann Arbor air, remember - there may be more to the story than meets the nose!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Greetings, esteemed readers, and welcome to a wild ride through the plumes of statistical analysis and the fragrant fields of nomenclature! Today, we embark on an inexplicably delightful journey into the realms of air pollution and the endearing moniker of Spenser. It's a tale of two seemingly divergent domains that collide in the whimsical town of Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Who would have thought that the name Spenser, with its connotations of chivalry and poetic prowess, could be linked to the smoggy airs of a city like Ann Arbor? Well, prepare to have your minds blown (figuratively, of course, we're not adding any more pollutants to Ann Arbor's atmosphere) as we delve into this peculiar correlation.
In the realm of statistical inquiry, where variables galore dance their intricate tango, our study has emerged from the mist like a beacon of quirky curiosity. With data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency in our trusty arsenal, we set out to unravel the enigma of Spenser's smog. Our findings, backed by a correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a p-value reminiscent of a limbo tournament at less than 0.01, have left us giddy with statistical euphoria.
But hold your beakers and pipettes, dear reader, for this research goes beyond the realm of sterile numbers. It speaks to the interconnectedness of environmental gunk and individual nomenclature, posing questions that tickle the curious mind. Do the particles of pollution whisper secrets to newborns, shaping the auditory preferences of expectant parents? Or perhaps the name Spenser, with its sibilant allure, calls out to atmospheric impurities like a linguistic siren song?
As we navigate this peculiar pathway of inquiry, let's not forget the irrepressible charm of scientific investigation. With every regression line and scatter plot, we romp through the fields of data, wielding our hypothesis like a rapier and seeking the truth with the tenacity of a bloodhound on a scent. So, join us as we unveil the quirks and curiosities that lie within the crossroads of air pollution and names, and let's remember to breathe easy - though in Ann Arbor, that might be quite the challenge!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

As we delved into this whimsical journey of statistical inquiry, our methodology was as zany and wacky as the correlation we sought to unravel. Our initial step involved channeling the inner Sherlock Homes and Dr. Watson within us, as we faced the daunting task of gathering data from the enigmatic depths of the internet. We scoured the annals of the US Social Security Administration and the labyrinthine corridors of the Environmental Protection Agency, armed with nothing but a fierce determination and copious amounts of caffeinated beverages.

Once the data had been corralled into submission, we embarked on a tango with the variables that would make even the most seasoned statistician's head spin. First, we wrangled with the annual levels of air pollutants in Ann Arbor, donning our metaphorical gas masks to shield ourselves from the overwhelming stench of statistical minutiae. Carbon monoxide, nitrogen dioxide, ozone - each pollutant was scrutinized and analyzed with a gleeful fervor that bordered on scientific mania.

Next, we ventured into the realm of nomenclature, where the first name Spenser awaited our scientific scrutiny. Armed with the historical records of name popularity from the bygone era of 1980 to the present day, we pored over the fluctuations in the salience of Spenser, attempting to decipher the cryptic patterns that lay hidden within the annals of nomenclature.

With our trusty statistical software as our compass in this bewildering cartographic exploration, we unleashed the full power of regression analyses, chi-square tests, and perhaps even a sprinkle of alchemical magic to unveil the mysterious connection between Spenser and the smog that enveloped Ann Arbor. Our analysis danced through scatter plots and trend lines with the grace of a ballroom waltz, each step bringing us closer to the heart of this whimsical conundrum.

Amidst the chaos of variables and the cacophony of statistical tests, our methodology remained steadfast in its quest for truth, armed with a healthy dose of scientific skepticism and a liberal sprinkling of puns to keep the proceedings light-hearted. So, behold the convoluted and comical journey that led us to the crux of Spenser's smog, as we fused the whimsy of names with the rigors of statistical inquiry to unravel the quirk that lies at the heart of this unexpected connection.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Spenser and Air pollution in Ann Arbor. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency .

For the time period 1980 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.6800279, r-squared of 0.4624380, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]: Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor

[[ABSTRACT]]:

This paper examines the surprising connection between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the popularity of the first name Spenser. Armed with data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team unraveled the mysterious link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2022.

The findings of this study are a breath of fresh air in the field of social and environmental research. Our results not only illustrate the impact of air pollution on human behavior, but also hint at the possibility of a previously unexplored synergistic relationship between environmental factors and individual names. This research unveils the complexities of human-nature interactions while providing a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration of the quirky connections that exist within our world. So, the next time you take a whiff of that contaminated Ann Arbor air, remember - there may be more to the story than meets the nose!

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Greetings, esteemed readers, and welcome to a wild ride through the plumes of statistical analysis and the fragrant fields of nomenclature! Today, we embark on an inexplicably delightful journey into the realms of air pollution and the endearing moniker of Spenser. It's a tale of two seemingly divergent domains that collide in the whimsical town of Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Who would have thought that the name Spenser, with its connotations of chivalry and poetic prowess, could be linked to the smoggy airs of a city like Ann Arbor? Well, prepare to have your minds blown (figuratively, of course, we're not adding any more pollutants to Ann Arbor's atmosphere) as we delve into this peculiar correlation.
In the realm of statistical inquiry, where variables galore dance their intricate tango, our study has emerged from the mist like a beacon of quirky curiosity. With data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency in our trusty arsenal, we set out to unravel the enigma of Spenser's smog. Our findings, backed by a correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a p-value reminiscent of a limbo tournament at less than 0.01, have left us giddy with statistical euphoria.
But hold your beakers and pipettes, dear reader, for this research goes beyond the realm of sterile numbers. It speaks to the interconnectedness of environmental gunk and individual nomenclature, posing questions that tickle the curious mind. Do the particles of pollution whisper secrets to newborns, shaping the auditory preferences of expectant parents? Or perhaps the name Spenser, with its sibilant allure, calls out to atmospheric impurities like a linguistic siren song?
As we navigate this peculiar pathway of inquiry, let's not forget the irrepressible charm of scientific investigation. With every regression line and scatter plot, we romp through the fields of data, wielding our hypothesis like a rapier and seeking the truth with the tenacity of a bloodhound on a scent. So, join us as we unveil the quirks and curiosities that lie within the crossroads of air pollution and names, and let's remember to breathe easy - though in Ann Arbor, that might be quite the challenge!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our study have shed light on the peculiar correlation between the popularity of the first name Spenser and air pollution in Ann Arbor. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.6800279, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. In addition, the r-squared value of 0.4624380 suggests that approximately 46.24% of the variation in the popularity of the name Spenser can be explained by changes in air pollution levels. With a p-value of less than 0.01, we can confidently assert that this relationship is not merely a statistical fluke, but a real and robust phenomenon.

Figure 1 exemplifies this connection with a scatterplot that visually captures the remarkable correlation between the prevalence of the name Spenser and the ebb and flow of air pollution levels in the charmingly foggy environs of Ann Arbor. Ah, the beauty of a scatterplot - it's like a connect-the-dots picture book for grown-ups, revealing the whimsical patterns hidden within the tangled web of our data.

Now, to address the elephant in the room – or should we say, the smog in the city – let's acknowledge the unignorable question: what in the world could explain such an unexpected relationship? Was there a linguistic conspiracy brewing in the hazy Ann Arbor air, whispering the name "Spenser" into the eager ears of future parents as they pondered baby names in the midst of industrial emissions? Or perhaps the atmospheric particles themselves, imbued with a mischievous sense of humor, found delight in serenading infant ears with the sounds of "S" and "P."

Our results are a testament to the delightful yet confounding mysteries that await us at the intersection of environmental factors and human behavior. Who knew that a statistical analysis could lead us down a rabbit hole of whimsy and wonder, where the pungent odor of pollution mingles with the lyrical lilt of a name?

In conclusion, our study not only highlights the surprising relationship between air pollution and the popularity of the name Spenser, but also serves as a delightful reminder of the enchanting intricacies that permeate our world. So, the next time you find yourself pondering the significance of a baby name or wistfully breathing in the ambiance of a smoggy city, remember the tale of Spenser's Smog, and embrace the whimsy that lies within the most unexpected of statistical correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Spenser and Air pollution in Ann Arbor. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]: Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor

[[ABSTRACT]]:

This paper examines the surprising connection between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the popularity of the first name Spenser. Armed with data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team unraveled the mysterious link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2022.

The findings of this study are a breath of fresh air in the field of social and environmental research. Our results not only illustrate the impact of air pollution on human behavior, but also hint at the possibility of a previously unexplored synergistic relationship between environmental factors and individual names. This research unveils the complexities of human-nature interactions while providing a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration of the quirky connections that exist within our world. So, the next time you take a whiff of that contaminated Ann Arbor air, remember - there may be more to the story than meets the nose!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their groundbreaking work, Smith and Doe (2020) provide an exhaustive analysis of air pollution in urban environments, emphasizing the impact of particulate matter on human health and well-being. Their study, titled "Atmospheric Anomalies: Unraveling the Intricacies of Urban Smog," delves deep into the myriad factors contributing to the hazy landscapes of cities, painting a vivid picture of the challenges posed by environmental pollutants.
On the flip side of the coin, Jones (2018) takes a linguistic approach in "The Significance of Names in Modern Society," exploring the cultural and psychological underpinnings of given names. Amidst the serious discourse on identity formation, Jones touches upon the subtle influences of societal trends on name popularity, providing a glimpse into the whimsical world of nomenclature dynamics.
Moving from the real to the realm of fiction, let's not overlook the literary musings that may hold hidden clues. Could Margaret Atwood's "Oryx and Crake" unknowingly whisper secrets of air pollution's impact on human behavior, or does the alliterative allure of Spenser's name find resonance in the pages of "The Faerie Queene" by Edmund Spenser himself? Ah, the plot thickens as we toe the line between literary fantasy and statistical reality.
But wait, there's more - the internet's treasure trove of memes holds kernels of relevance too! Picture this: a meme featuring a befuddled infant amidst a smoggy cityscape, captioned with "When you're named Spenser and the air pollution just hits different." The chucklesome juxtaposition hints at the viral potential of our research's unexpected twist, bridging the gap between scientific inquiry and internet humor.
As we navigate through the annals of literature, real and imagined, it becomes abundantly clear that the intersection of air pollution and the popularity of the first name Spenser is a conundrum not easily dismissed. So, let's strap on our imagination caps and delve deeper into this merry mayhem of statistical significance and linguistic flair!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our study have shed light on the peculiar correlation between the popularity of the first name Spenser and air pollution in Ann Arbor. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.6800279, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. In addition, the r-squared value of 0.4624380 suggests that approximately 46.24% of the variation in the popularity of the name Spenser can be explained by changes in air pollution levels. With a p-value of less than 0.01, we can confidently assert that this relationship is not merely a statistical fluke, but a real and robust phenomenon.
Figure 1 exemplifies this connection with a scatterplot that visually captures the remarkable correlation between the prevalence of the name Spenser and the ebb and flow of air pollution levels in the charmingly foggy environs of Ann Arbor. Ah, the beauty of a scatterplot - it's like a connect-the-dots picture book for grown-ups, revealing the whimsical patterns hidden within the tangled web of our data.
Now, to address the elephant in the room – or should we say, the smog in the city – let's acknowledge the unignorable question: what in the world could explain such an unexpected relationship? Was there a linguistic conspiracy brewing in the hazy Ann Arbor air, whispering the name "Spenser" into the eager ears of future parents as they pondered baby names in the midst of industrial emissions? Or perhaps the atmospheric particles themselves, imbued with a mischievous sense of humor, found delight in serenading infant ears with the sounds of "S" and "P."
Our results are a testament to the delightful yet confounding mysteries that await us at the intersection of environmental factors and human behavior. Who knew that a statistical analysis could lead us down a rabbit hole of whimsy and wonder, where the pungent odor of pollution mingles with the lyrical lilt of a name?
In conclusion, our study not only highlights the surprising relationship between air pollution and the popularity of the name Spenser, but also serves as a delightful reminder of the enchanting intricacies that permeate our world. So, the next time you find yourself pondering the significance of a baby name or wistfully breathing in the ambiance of a smoggy city, remember the tale of Spenser's Smog, and embrace the whimsy that lies within the most unexpected of statistical correlations.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Well, well, well, it looks like our statistical shenanigans have led us to some fascinating findings! Our study has not only peeled back the smoggy layers of Ann Arbor's air pollution but also brought into the spotlight the tantalizing tendency of the name Spenser to waft through the city like an olfactory enigma. Let's take a deep breath – but not too deep! – and delve into the delightful depths of our results.

First and foremost, our findings resonate with the prior research that has underscored the impact of air pollution on human behavior. Smith and Doe's (2020) exploration of urban smog provides a gritty backdrop to our study, painting a figurative portrait of the smog-choked cityscape. In a surprising turn of events, it seems that not only lungs but also names might be affected by the atmospheric commotion. Imagine – as the pollution levels tick upwards, so does the allure of the name Spenser! It's as if the particles in the air are orchestrating a subtle symphony of nomenclature.

And let's not overlook the linguistic escapades of Jones (2018), whose musings on the cultural significance of names echo our observation of the curious fluctuations in Spenser's popularity. Could it be that the residents of Ann Arbor, amidst the hazy panorama, found solace in the alliterative appeal of "Spenser," a name so perfectly poised to dance upon the tainted breezes of the city? The whims of name trends intertwine with the ebb and flow of pollution, painting a picture as amusing as it is puzzling.

Now, astute readers may raise an eyebrow at our injection of literary and internet jest in the literature review. But lo and behold, these seemingly capricious musings have not merely been for jocularity's sake. The literary inklings of Margaret Atwood and Edmund Spenser do lend a playful depth to our exploration, hinting at the possibility of a subtler, more ethereal influence of the environment on the naming trends. As for the meme – playful as it may seem – its viral resonance and relevance hint at the broader implications of our research's unexpected twist, bridging the so-called divide between internet humor and scholarly discourse.

In essence, our results waltz cheekily alongside the established literature, showcasing the whimsical dance of scientific inquiry and statistical reality. Who would've thought that our investigation into a seemingly innocuous name and a noxious cloud of pollution would unfurl before us a tapestry of human-nature interactions and linguistic intrigue? While we're at it, take a moment to revel in the beauty of our scatterplot – a veritable connect-the-dots escapade for the discerning researcher.

But let's not lull ourselves into complacency just yet. As much as we're inclined to revel in the playful facets of our findings, the underlying relationship between air pollution and the popularity of the name Spenser holds implications that extend beyond their whimsical allure. Could it be that our very identities are subtly influenced by the environments we inhabit? Our results nudge us to ponder the intricate interplay between environmental factors and the seemingly unrelated facets of our lives, from the names we bear to the choices we make.

So, dear reader, as we tiptoe through the comically confounding corridors of statistical merriment and linguistic whimsy, let us take heart in the delightfully unexpected outcomes of our analysis. For in this dance of data and names, one thing is clear – there's a certain enchantment in the air that's not solely the work of mere pollutants.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Spenser and Air pollution in Ann Arbor. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]: Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor

[[ABSTRACT]]:

This paper examines the surprising connection between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the popularity of the first name Spenser. Armed with data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team unraveled the mysterious link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2022.

The findings of this study are a breath of fresh air in the field of social and environmental research. Our results not only illustrate the impact of air pollution on human behavior, but also hint at the possibility of a previously unexplored synergistic relationship between environmental factors and individual names. This research unveils the complexities of human-nature interactions while providing a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration of the quirky connections that exist within our world. So, the next time you take a whiff of that contaminated Ann Arbor air, remember - there may be more to the story than meets the nose!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Greetings, esteemed readers, and welcome to a wild ride through the plumes of statistical analysis and the fragrant fields of nomenclature! Today, we embark on an inexplicably delightful journey into the realms of air pollution and the endearing moniker of Spenser. It's a tale of two seemingly divergent domains that collide in the whimsical town of Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Who would have thought that the name Spenser, with its connotations of chivalry and poetic prowess, could be linked to the smoggy airs of a city like Ann Arbor? Well, prepare to have your minds blown (figuratively, of course, we're not adding any more pollutants to Ann Arbor's atmosphere) as we delve into this peculiar correlation.
In the realm of statistical inquiry, where variables galore dance their intricate tango, our study has emerged from the mist like a beacon of quirky curiosity. With data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency in our trusty arsenal, we set out to unravel the enigma of Spenser's smog. Our findings, backed by a correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a p-value reminiscent of a limbo tournament at less than 0.01, have left us giddy with statistical euphoria.
But hold your beakers and pipettes, dear reader, for this research goes beyond the realm of sterile numbers. It speaks to the interconnectedness of environmental gunk and individual nomenclature, posing questions that tickle the curious mind. Do the particles of pollution whisper secrets to newborns, shaping the auditory preferences of expectant parents? Or perhaps the name Spenser, with its sibilant allure, calls out to atmospheric impurities like a linguistic siren song?
As we navigate this peculiar pathway of inquiry, let's not forget the irrepressible charm of scientific investigation. With every regression line and scatter plot, we romp through the fields of data, wielding our hypothesis like a rapier and seeking the truth with the tenacity of a bloodhound on a scent. So, join us as we unveil the quirks and curiosities that lie within the crossroads of air pollution and names, and let's remember to breathe easy - though in Ann Arbor, that might be quite the challenge!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our study have shed light on the peculiar correlation between the popularity of the first name Spenser and air pollution in Ann Arbor. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.6800279, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. In addition, the r-squared value of 0.4624380 suggests that approximately 46.24% of the variation in the popularity of the name Spenser can be explained by changes in air pollution levels. With a p-value of less than 0.01, we can confidently assert that this relationship is not merely a statistical fluke, but a real and robust phenomenon.
Figure 1 exemplifies this connection with a scatterplot that visually captures the remarkable correlation between the prevalence of the name Spenser and the ebb and flow of air pollution levels in the charmingly foggy environs of Ann Arbor. Ah, the beauty of a scatterplot - it's like a connect-the-dots picture book for grown-ups, revealing the whimsical patterns hidden within the tangled web of our data.
Now, to address the elephant in the room – or should we say, the smog in the city – let's acknowledge the unignorable question: what in the world could explain such an unexpected relationship? Was there a linguistic conspiracy brewing in the hazy Ann Arbor air, whispering the name "Spenser" into the eager ears of future parents as they pondered baby names in the midst of industrial emissions? Or perhaps the atmospheric particles themselves, imbued with a mischievous sense of humor, found delight in serenading infant ears with the sounds of "S" and "P."
Our results are a testament to the delightful yet confounding mysteries that await us at the intersection of environmental factors and human behavior. Who knew that a statistical analysis could lead us down a rabbit hole of whimsy and wonder, where the pungent odor of pollution mingles with the lyrical lilt of a name?
In conclusion, our study not only highlights the surprising relationship between air pollution and the popularity of the name Spenser, but also serves as a delightful reminder of the enchanting intricacies that permeate our world. So, the next time you find yourself pondering the significance of a baby name or wistfully breathing in the ambiance of a smoggy city, remember the tale of Spenser's Smog, and embrace the whimsy that lies within the most unexpected of statistical correlations.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

As we wrap up our wacky adventure through the land of Spenser's Smog, we're left with a sack full of statistical insight and a slew of puns about air quality that could make even the most dedicated data scientist crack a smile. Our findings have not only highlighted the surprisingly strong correlation between air pollution and the popularity of the name Spenser in Ann Arbor but have also raised eyebrows and prompted more than a few chuckles in the scientific community.

It's no small feat to uncover such an unexpected relationship, and we couldn't be more delighted by the bizarre charm of our statistical dance with Spenser and smog. From pondering whether airborne particles whisper baby names to investigating the possibility of linguistic conspiracy in the misty Michigan air, this research has taken us on a joyous romp through the intersections of science and serendipity.

While we could continue down this rabbit hole of quirky inquiry, sniffing out more correlations and conjuring up ever more whimsical hypotheses, it's time to bid adieu to Spenser's Smog. After all, the p-value has spoken, and we can confidently assert that no further research is needed in this particular realm of mirth and mystery. So, let's raise a beaker to the delightful oddities of the statistical world and breathe in the sweet, unpolluted air of scientific discovery - until our next escapade into the whimsical wilderness of research!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited : Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Urban Linguistics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited : Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Social Linguistics and Environmental Health (ISLEH)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled : Spenser's Smog: A Statistical Study of the Salience of First Names in the Smog-Infused City of Ann Arbor with an abstract of :
This paper examines the surprising connection between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the popularity of the first name Spenser. Armed with data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team unraveled the mysterious link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.6800279 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1980 to 2022.
The findings of this study are a breath of fresh air in the field of social and environmental research. Our results not only illustrate the impact of air pollution on human behavior, but also hint at the possibility of a previously unexplored synergistic relationship between environmental factors and individual names. This research unveils the complexities of human-nature interactions while providing a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration of the quirky connections that exist within our world. So, the next time you take a whiff of that contaminated Ann Arbor air, remember - there may be more to the story than meets the nose!

ChatGPT:

Spenser, first name popularity, Smog, air pollution, Ann Arbor, statistical study, US Social Security Administration, Environmental Protection Agency, correlation coefficient, human behavior, environmental factors, individual names, synergistic relationship, human-nature interactions.

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Spenser
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Spenser
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Spenser

Air pollution in Ann Arbor
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Ann Arbor, MI
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Ann Arbor

Correlation r = 0.6800279 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4624380 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 46.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Air pollution in Ann Arbor) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Spenser) over the 43 years from 1980 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.3E-7. 0.0000005285567512399967000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.68 in 5.3E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,891,944 random variables You don't actually need 1 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 42 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 42 because we have two variables measured over a period of 43 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.48, 0.81 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1980198119821983198419851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Spenser (Babies born)00051024932653592932502131971361501931521271129190757156403522312118142115122118014116121114
Air pollution in Ann Arbor (Bad air quality days)1.769910.4149380.5434780.48780500.6024101.8779312.14951.408451.923082.777781.648350.8241760.8720931.865672.181820.5494511.440923.29670.5479452.259893.01371.3966501.1080300.2747250000.2801120.54945100000000.27322400




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0,0,0,5,10,24,93,265,359,293,250,213,197,136,150,193,152,127,112,91,90,75,71,56,40,35,22,31,21,18,14,21,15,12,21,18,0,14,11,6,12,11,14,])
array_2 = np.array([1.76991,0.414938,0.543478,0.487805,0,0.60241,0,1.87793,12.1495,1.40845,1.92308,2.77778,1.64835,0.824176,0.872093,1.86567,2.18182,0.549451,1.44092,3.2967,0.547945,2.25989,3.0137,1.39665,0,1.10803,0,0.274725,0,0,0,0.280112,0.549451,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.273224,0,0,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Spenser"
array_2_name = "Air pollution in Ann Arbor"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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