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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Juliet's in the Name and Pollution in the Air: A Correlation Study in Prineville, Oregon
The Journal of Environmental Shakespearean Studies
r=0.908 · 95% conf. int. [0.835,0.949] · r2=0.824 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Pacific Connection: From Drenched in Rain to Ordering in Hawaii
Journal of Tropical Ethnobotany and Cultural Studies
r=0.804 · 95% conf. int. [0.395,0.947] · r2=0.647 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Associates in the Archive: Analyzing the Association between Associates degrees in Physical sciences and science technologies and the Avalanche of Audacious Comments on OverSimplified YouTube videos
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Quirkiness
r=0.932 · 95% conf. int. [0.496,0.993] · r2=0.869 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Trendy Memes and Education schemes: Exploring the Relationship between 'Thanks Obama' Popularity and Special Education Teacher Numbers in Utah
The Journal of Memetic Studies
r=0.949 · 95% conf. int. [0.812,0.987] · r2=0.901 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shocking Connections: Unearthing the Electrifying Link Between Air Quality in Grand Forks, North Dakota and Electricity Generation in Azerbaijan
The Journal of Transcontinental Environmental Dynamics
r=0.873 · 95% conf. int. [0.541,0.970] · r2=0.762 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air in Longview and Gas in Saint Pierre: A Statistical Stare and Flare
The Journal of Atmospheric Amusements
r=0.844 · 95% conf. int. [0.655,0.933] · r2=0.712 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Harvest of Higher Learning: Master's Degrees in Agriculture and Natural Resources and the Rain Dance of Los Angeles
The Journal of Agricultural Wit and Urban Ecology
r=0.835 · 95% conf. int. [0.432,0.960] · r2=0.696 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Roof-Raising Resonance: Exploring the Tenuous Link between the 'Slaps Roof of Car' Meme and Divorce Rates in the United Kingdom
The Journal of Whimsical Sociological Studies
r=0.968 · 95% conf. int. [0.794,0.995] · r2=0.937 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Meme-ing of Shipwrecks: An Unlikely Connection Between 'Trollface' Popularity and Maritime Misfortune
The Journal of Internet Culture and Maritime Studies
r=0.933 · 95% conf. int. [0.707,0.986] · r2=0.871 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Navigating the Nexus: Exploring the Interplay between Votes for the Libertarian Presidential Candidate in Missouri and Global Shipwrecks
Journal of Quirky Interdisciplinary Studies
r=0.977 · 95% conf. int. [0.845,0.997] · r2=0.954 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Meme of Educational Popularity: Unraveling the Connection Between Master's Degrees in Education and the 'Overly Attached Girlfriend' Phenomenon
The Journal of Memetic Studies
r=0.958 · 95% conf. int. [0.828,0.990] · r2=0.918 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Demi-Cratic Choices: An Examination of the Link Between the Name Demi's Popularity and Libertarian Senate Votes in Utah
The Journal of Political Pseudoscience
r=0.984 · 95% conf. int. [0.858,0.998] · r2=0.969 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Astonishing Associations: Assessing Altoona's Air quality and Awarded Associates in the Physical sciences
The Ridiculous Review of Environmental Science
r=0.959 · 95% conf. int. [0.846,0.990] · r2=0.920 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Quality in Tucson, Arizona, and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Usage in France
The Journal of Transcontinental Atmospheric Interactions
r=0.893 · 95% conf. int. [0.810,0.941] · r2=0.797 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air or Seeking Greener Pastures: The Relationship Between Air Quality in Lexington, Kentucky and Google Searches for 'How to Immigrate to Canada'
The Journal of Environmental Psychology and Migration Studies
r=0.849 · 95% conf. int. [0.651,0.939] · r2=0.721 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breath-taking Connections: The Relationship Between Air Pollution in Baltimore, Maryland and the Number of Tool and Die Makers in Maryland
Journal of Atmospheric Anthropology
r=0.912 · 95% conf. int. [0.788,0.965] · r2=0.832 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sky High Connections: Exploring the Link between Air Pollution in Springfield, Missouri and Jet Fuel Usage in Cabo Verde
The Journal of Transcontinental Atmospheric Studies
r=0.872 · 95% conf. int. [0.433,0.977] · r2=0.760 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Chilling Correlations: The Relationship Between Air Quality in Bakersfield, California, and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'
The Journal of Quirky Climate Connections
r=0.898 · 95% conf. int. [0.756,0.959] · r2=0.807 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Slap Me If I'm Wrong, But Is 23 the New Lucky Number? Exploring the Correlation Between the 'Slaps Roof of Car' Meme Popularity and 23 as a Winning Mega Millions Number
The Journal of Meme Studies
r=0.814 · 95% conf. int. [0.561,0.928] · r2=0.663 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Kermit Meme Jumps Over Jet Fuel: A Muppet-ty Relation Between Online Popularity and Niger's Energy Usage
The International Journal of Memetics and Sustainable Development
r=0.935 · 95% conf. int. [0.818,0.978] · r2=0.874 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shining a Light on the Web: The Arachnid Meme and Solar Power in Egypt
Journal of Renewable Energy and Animal Behavior
r=0.981 · 95% conf. int. [0.945,0.994] · r2=0.963 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

One Does Not Simply Quantify Internet Culture: Exploring the Correlation Between 'One Does Not Simply' Meme Popularity and Total Comments on Numberphile YouTube Videos.
The Journal of Memetics and Cyberculture
r=0.969 · 95% conf. int. [0.897,0.991] · r2=0.939 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Hair Today, Like a Boss Tomorrow: The Curious Connection Between 'Like a Boss' Meme Popularity and DIY Haircut Searches
The Journal of Internet Memes and Cultural Trends
r=0.871 · 95% conf. int. [0.681,0.951] · r2=0.758 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Drilling Down: The Political and Petroleum Connection in California
The Journal of Petro-Political Research
r=0.978 · 95% conf. int. [0.810,0.998] · r2=0.957 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Party Pours: The Spirited Connection Between Republican Votes for Senators in Washington and UK Annual Consumer Price Index for Spirits
The Journal of Political Spirituality
r=0.952 · 95% conf. int. [0.617,0.995] · r2=0.906 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



Spurious Scholar was launched January 27, 2024. If you have feedback on it, I'd love to hear from you! Shoot me a note: feedback@tylervigen.com.


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