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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

The Windy Assist: Exploring the Relationship between Total NBA League Revenue and Wind Power Generated in Germany
The International Journal of Renewable Energy Economics and Sports Statistics
r=0.971 · 95% conf. int. [0.928,0.989] · r2=0.944 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Rico, Rico, Wins: A Statistical Chorus of First Names and Baseball Victories
The Journal of Whimsical Analytics
r=0.502 · 95% conf. int. [0.254,0.688] · r2=0.252 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Championship Victory and 'Annex Texas' Query Quantity: Is There a Link Sparking Debating Fluididity?
The Journal of Ludicrous Linguistics
r=0.769 · 95% conf. int. [0.141,0.956] · r2=0.592 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Air-ly Goal Connection: A Study on the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Beaver Dam, Wisconsin, and Lukas Podolski's Domestic Match Goal Count
The Journal of Environmental and Athletic Correlations
r=0.709 · 95% conf. int. [0.375,0.880] · r2=0.502 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Air-Raising Research: The Air Pollution Effect on NCAA Women's Softball Championship Final Scores in Deming, New Mexico
International Journal of Environmental Athletic Studies
r=0.560 · 95% conf. int. [0.283,0.750] · r2=0.313 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Katharine Crime Connection: Colorado's Curious Crime Correlation
The Journal of Quirky Criminology
r=0.920 · 95% conf. int. [0.851,0.958] · r2=0.846 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Great Caper: Investigating the Link between Robberies in South Carolina and the Birth Rate of Triplets or More in the United States
Journal of Criminological Fertility Studies
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.847,0.976] · r2=0.880 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Postmasters' Roast: The Toast to the Arson Coast
Journal of Humorous Arson Studies
r=0.945 · 95% conf. int. [0.865,0.979] · r2=0.894 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spotted Lights and Automotive Plights: Rhode Island UFO Sightings and Honda Recalls Delights
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Encounters and Automotive Anomalies
r=0.832 · 95% conf. int. [0.715,0.903] · r2=0.692 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola
The Journal of Exo-Petroleum Studies
r=0.909 · 95% conf. int. [0.836,0.950] · r2=0.826 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: Unearthing the Link Between Portland's Pollution and Romania's Kerosene
The Journal of Environmental Arcana
r=0.599 · 95% conf. int. [0.360,0.764] · r2=0.358 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Robbie-ringing the Alarm: The Name Game and Air Pollution in Tucson, Arizona
The Journal of Ecological Epiphanies
r=0.502 · 95% conf. int. [0.234,0.700] · r2=0.252 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Neptune's Neptunian Neutrons: A Study of the Cosmic Connection to Air Pollution in the Big Apple
Celestial Ecological Studies Quarterly
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.856,0.955] · r2=0.845 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Air Affliction: Assessing the Association between Air Pollution in Los Angeles and Burglaries in California
The Journal of Environmental Criminology and Atmospheric Analysis
r=0.932 · 95% conf. int. [0.871,0.964] · r2=0.868 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Gas and Air Connections: Analyzing the Relationship Between Liquefied Petroleum in Rwanda and Air Pollution in Seneca, South Carolina
The Journal of Transcontinental Environmental Studies
r=0.830 · 95% conf. int. [0.302,0.968] · r2=0.689 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Clearing the Air: An Investigation into the Correlation between Air Pollution in Portland, Oregon, and Kerosene Consumption in U.S. Pacific Islands
The Journal of Ecological Entanglements
r=0.583 · 95% conf. int. [0.339,0.753] · r2=0.340 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Polluted Plot: A Correlation Between Air Quality in Butte, Montana and Online Searches for 'How to Hide a Body'
The Journal of Unusual Correlations
r=0.578 · 95% conf. int. [0.168,0.818] · r2=0.335 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Uncovering the Rhythmic Connection: Air Pollution and Google Searches for 'Gangnam Style' in Wichita
The International Journal of Ecological Jams and Urban Trends
r=0.913 · 95% conf. int. [0.712,0.976] · r2=0.834 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sparks in the Air: A Shocking Connection Between New York City's Air Quality and Automotive Recalls for Electrical System Issues
Journal of Urban Air Quality Research
r=0.885 · 95% conf. int. [0.797,0.937] · r2=0.784 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Logistics of Lexicographical Lunacy: A Lighthearted Look at Logisticians and 'Who is Alexa' Google Searches in Idaho
The Journal of Whimsical Linguistics
r=0.958 · 95% conf. int. [0.880,0.986] · r2=0.917 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mastering the Manicure: A Correlational Study of Engineering Master's Degrees and the Manicurist and Pedicurist Workforce in Kansas
The Journal of Nail Technology and Applied Engineering
r=0.972 · 95% conf. int. [0.881,0.994] · r2=0.944 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Private Detectives in Nevada and the Peculiar Popularity of 'Unicorns'
The Journal of Cryptic Investigations
r=0.757 · 95% conf. int. [0.462,0.901] · r2=0.574 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sticky Situations: The Adhesive Bonding Machine Operators in New Jersey and Their Link to US Bank Failures
The Journal of Unconventional Connections
r=0.816 · 95% conf. int. [0.483,0.943] · r2=0.667 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Bio-Kero Connections: Investigating the Correlation Between Biological Technicians in South Dakota and Kerosene Usage in Turkmenistan
Journal of Cross-Cultural Biofuels Research
r=0.780 · 95% conf. int. [0.505,0.911] · r2=0.609 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Following the Golden Trail: Exploring the Correlation Between Bailiffs in West Virginia and the Price of Gold
The Journal of Appalachian Economic Geology
r=0.743 · 95% conf. int. [0.295,0.923] · r2=0.553 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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