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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and the second variable is Petroluem consumption in Angola.  The chart goes from 1980 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The aliens were running low on fuel for their spacecraft, so they were siphoning gas from Angola, but they got distracted by all the UFO excitement in Pennsylvania, leading to more frequent sightings and ultimately, a surge in petrol consumption in Angola as the aliens zipped around in search of the best abduction spots. The extraterrestrial road trip really fueled up the demand for petrol in Angola, creating an otherworldly connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petrol consumption in Angola. It's an out-of-this-world explanation, but it might just be the most plausible reason for this cosmic correlation!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] On a rural Pennsylvania night, a line of cars stretches out from a bustling gas station as people hurriedly fill up their tanks. Overhead, a bright light streaks across the sky, marking another UFO sighting in the area. The glowing sign of the gas station reads "Angola Petroleum," symbolizing the interconnection of extra-terrestrial energy demand and the connection to Angola's petroleum consumption. The scene is bathed in a surreal otherworldly glow, amplifying the sense of wonder and mystery. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroluem consumption in Angola. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Minimalism Macabre Photorealism Parallax art
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroluem consumption in Angola, in the following situation: Well, it's simple really - as UFO sightings increased in Pennsylvania, more people started fueling up their cars to escape alien abductions. And where do they get their gas? Angola, of course! It's a classic case of extra-terrestrial energy demand!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a rural Pennsylvania town, a line of cars stretches out from a busy gas station as people hurriedly fill up their tanks. Overhead, a bright light streaks across the night sky, marking another UFO sighting in the area. The glowing sign of the gas station reads "Angola Petroleum," symbolizing the interconnection of extra-terrestrial energy demand and the connection to Angola's petroleum consumption.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] and depicting this scene: In a rural Pennsylvania town, a line of cars stretches out from a busy gas station as people hurriedly fill up their tanks. Overhead, a bright light streaks across the night sky, marking another UFO sighting in the area. The glowing sign of the gas station reads "Angola Petroleum," symbolizing the interconnection of extra-terrestrial energy demand and the connection to Angola's petroleum consumption. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] On a rural Pennsylvania night, a line of cars stretches out from a bustling gas station as people hurriedly fill up their tanks. Overhead, a bright light streaks across the sky, marking another UFO sighting in the area. The glowing sign of the gas station reads "Angola Petroleum," symbolizing the interconnection of extra-terrestrial energy demand and the connection to Angola's petroleum consumption. The scene is bathed in a surreal otherworldly glow, amplifying the sense of wonder and mystery.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Pennsylvania caused Petroluem consumption in Angola to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola

The Journal of Exo-Petroleum Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroluem consumption in Angola. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9087678 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the mysterious and peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the consumption of petroleum in the vast lands of Angola. While this connection might appear to be extraterrestrial in nature, our research aims to shed light on this curious correlation. We used data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, unleashing the full force of statistical analysis on this enigmatic connection. The correlation coefficient of 0.9087678 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 1980 to 2021 tantalizingly support our findings.

It seems that UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola share more than just a passing resemblance. The data paints a picture of an unmistakable link that simply cannot be attributed to sheer coincidence. Much like the sighting of a UFO, this connection has left us both bewildered and astounded. It's almost as if the extraterrestrial visitors have an affinity for petroleum, perhaps hinting at a cosmic fuel shortage or a grand interstellar road trip. One might say they have an otherworldly taste in energy sources - a stellar preference, if you will.

Our findings provoke curiosity, pique interest, and certainly warrant further investigation into this cosmic conundrum. This research offers a stepping stone towards unraveling the universe's mysterious ways, where even the most unexpected correlations await discovery. And as we continue to explore the unknown, we may find that the truth is indeed out there - and it might just be fueled by petroleum.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroluem consumption in Angola. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the mysterious and peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the consumption of petroleum in the vast lands of Angola. While this connection might appear to be extraterrestrial in nature, our research aims to shed light on this curious correlation. We used data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, unleashing the full force of statistical analysis on this enigmatic connection. The correlation coefficient of 0.9087678 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 1980 to 2021 tantalizingly support our findings.

It seems that UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola share more than just a passing resemblance. The data paints a picture of an unmistakable link that simply cannot be attributed to sheer coincidence. Much like the sighting of a UFO, this connection has left us both bewildered and astounded. It's almost as if the extraterrestrial visitors have an affinity for petroleum, perhaps hinting at a cosmic fuel shortage or a grand interstellar road trip. One might say they have an otherworldly taste in energy sources - a stellar preference, if you will.

Our findings provoke curiosity, pique interest, and certainly warrant further investigation into this cosmic conundrum. This research offers a stepping stone towards unraveling the universe's mysterious ways, where even the most unexpected correlations await discovery. And as we continue to explore the unknown, we may find that the truth is indeed out there - and it might just be fueled by petroleum.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

They say truth is stranger than fiction, and in the world of scientific research, we often find ourselves unravelling mysteries that seem straight out of a sci-fi novel. From the depths of statistical analysis to the outer reaches of extraterrestrial sightings, our quest for understanding often leads us to unexpected correlations and mind-boggling phenomena. But what happens when we blend the realms of UFO sightings and petroleum consumption? Do we uncover a cosmic connection that defies conventional wisdom, or is it just a statistical fluke?

As we embark on this scientific adventure, peering into the starlit skies of Pennsylvania and the sprawling plains of Angola, we can't help but ponder the enigma before us. It's like the universe is playing a game of celestial charades - "Guess the Connection," where the prize is a theoretical breakthrough and a sly wink from the cosmos.

It’s not every day that research ventures into the realm of unidentified flying objects and non-renewable energy sources, but here we are, boldly going where few serious scientists have gone before. And admittedly, the journey has been nothing short of extraterrestrially exhilarating. One could say it's a gas – and not just in the petroleum sense!

Finding correlations in data sets is a bit like searching for hidden treasure – you sift through mountains of numbers, armed with statistical tools and a penchant for unexpected discoveries. And when you stumble upon a correlation coefficient that raises an eyebrow or two, it's as satisfying as finding the pot of gold at the end of a statistical rainbow. But in our case, it's more like finding a UFO hovering over a petroleum reserve - an otherworldly statistical jackpot, if you will.

So, grab your lab coat and fasten your seatbelts, because we're about to embark on a cosmic research journey that's as unpredictable as a UFO sighting in the heart of Amish country. And who knows, by the time we're done, we might just have cracked the ultimate dad joke – the kind that's truly out of this world!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroluem consumption in Angola. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the mysterious and peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the consumption of petroleum in the vast lands of Angola. While this connection might appear to be extraterrestrial in nature, our research aims to shed light on this curious correlation. We used data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, unleashing the full force of statistical analysis on this enigmatic connection. The correlation coefficient of 0.9087678 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 1980 to 2021 tantalizingly support our findings.

It seems that UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola share more than just a passing resemblance. The data paints a picture of an unmistakable link that simply cannot be attributed to sheer coincidence. Much like the sighting of a UFO, this connection has left us both bewildered and astounded. It's almost as if the extraterrestrial visitors have an affinity for petroleum, perhaps hinting at a cosmic fuel shortage or a grand interstellar road trip. One might say they have an otherworldly taste in energy sources - a stellar preference, if you will.

Our findings provoke curiosity, pique interest, and certainly warrant further investigation into this cosmic conundrum. This research offers a stepping stone towards unraveling the universe's mysterious ways, where even the most unexpected correlations await discovery. And as we continue to explore the unknown, we may find that the truth is indeed out there - and it might just be fueled by petroleum.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
They say truth is stranger than fiction, and in the world of scientific research, we often find ourselves unravelling mysteries that seem straight out of a sci-fi novel. From the depths of statistical analysis to the outer reaches of extraterrestrial sightings, our quest for understanding often leads us to unexpected correlations and mind-boggling phenomena. But what happens when we blend the realms of UFO sightings and petroleum consumption? Do we uncover a cosmic connection that defies conventional wisdom, or is it just a statistical fluke?
As we embark on this scientific adventure, peering into the starlit skies of Pennsylvania and the sprawling plains of Angola, we can't help but ponder the enigma before us. It's like the universe is playing a game of celestial charades - "Guess the Connection," where the prize is a theoretical breakthrough and a sly wink from the cosmos.
It’s not every day that research ventures into the realm of unidentified flying objects and non-renewable energy sources, but here we are, boldly going where few serious scientists have gone before. And admittedly, the journey has been nothing short of extraterrestrially exhilarating. One could say it's a gas – and not just in the petroleum sense!
Finding correlations in data sets is a bit like searching for hidden treasure – you sift through mountains of numbers, armed with statistical tools and a penchant for unexpected discoveries. And when you stumble upon a correlation coefficient that raises an eyebrow or two, it's as satisfying as finding the pot of gold at the end of a statistical rainbow. But in our case, it's more like finding a UFO hovering over a petroleum reserve - an otherworldly statistical jackpot, if you will.
So, grab your lab coat and fasten your seatbelts, because we're about to embark on a cosmic research journey that's as unpredictable as a UFO sighting in the heart of Amish country. And who knows, by the time we're done, we might just have cracked the ultimate dad joke – the kind that's truly out of this world!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al.," the authors find a significant increase in UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania over the past few decades, capturing the attention of enthusiasts and skeptics alike. The statistical analysis conducted by the authors reveals a perplexing uptick in reported sightings, leaving many to ponder the true nature of these enigmatic aerial phenomena. One wonders if these extraterrestrial visitors are simply drawn to the state's enchanting landscapes or if they have a penchant for Pennsylvania Dutch cuisine. It's almost as if the Keystone State has become a celestial hotspot - a real "flying saucer magnet," if you will.

Doe's study, titled "UFOs and Energy Consumption: An Unlikely Alliance?" takes an intriguing look at the patterns of petroleum consumption in Angola and uncovers a surprising correlation with UFO sightings in distant lands. The authors' meticulous analysis showcases a baffling parallel between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena, leaving researchers to ponder whether our intergalactic visitors are on the lookout for a different kind of fuel source. Perhaps they've traded in their flying saucers for astral gas-guzzlers - a notion that might just leave our earthly auto industry feeling a bit, well, alienated.

As we delve deeper into the realm of pseudoscience, we encounter some non-fiction works that spark a different kind of curiosity. "Extraterrestrial Encounters: An Insider's Perspective" by Dr. X. Files and "The Petroleum Paradox: Unraveling Mysteries of Fuel and Phenomena" by Dr. Veil Nebula offer thought-provoking insights that teeter on the edge of speculative inquiry and factual analysis. The intersection between otherworldly encounters and earthly energy resources becomes a tantalizing enigma that's as perplexing as it is captivating. One could say it's a real "close encounters of the crude kind."

Turning towards fictional works, we encounter an array of literature that, while not grounded in scientific research, offers an imaginative take on the cosmic interplay of UFOs and petroleum. "Alien Abductions and Oil Fields" by A. Lien and "The Extraterrestrial Energy Equation" by Ray Fuelaner infuse speculative fiction with an otherworldly dose of humor, painting a picture of interstellar visitors with a hankering for fossil fuels. It's almost as if these authors are nudging us towards an undeniable truth - that perhaps, just perhaps, aliens have a penchant for crude humor.

On the silver screen, movies like "Close Encounters of the Third Fuel," "E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Pump," and "Petroleum Predicament: A Close Encounter" offer cinematic interpretations of the intriguing link between UFO sightings and energy resources. While these films may not hold the key to unraveling the mysteries of our cosmic correlation, they certainly fuel our imagination and provide a stellar backdrop for technological absurdity and interstellar antics. It's as if Hollywood has taken a cosmic turn, throwing in a dash of petrol-laced tomfoolery for good measure.

As we navigate the labyrinth of literature, both factual and fictitious, it becomes increasingly clear that the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola is as mysterious as it is mirthful. Much like a UFO comedian's inaugural performance, this cosmic correlation is both puzzling and, dare we say, out of this world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroluem consumption in Angola. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1980 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the mysterious and peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the consumption of petroleum in the vast lands of Angola. While this connection might appear to be extraterrestrial in nature, our research aims to shed light on this curious correlation. We used data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, unleashing the full force of statistical analysis on this enigmatic connection. The correlation coefficient of 0.9087678 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 1980 to 2021 tantalizingly support our findings.

It seems that UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola share more than just a passing resemblance. The data paints a picture of an unmistakable link that simply cannot be attributed to sheer coincidence. Much like the sighting of a UFO, this connection has left us both bewildered and astounded. It's almost as if the extraterrestrial visitors have an affinity for petroleum, perhaps hinting at a cosmic fuel shortage or a grand interstellar road trip. One might say they have an otherworldly taste in energy sources - a stellar preference, if you will.

Our findings provoke curiosity, pique interest, and certainly warrant further investigation into this cosmic conundrum. This research offers a stepping stone towards unraveling the universe's mysterious ways, where even the most unexpected correlations await discovery. And as we continue to explore the unknown, we may find that the truth is indeed out there - and it might just be fueled by petroleum.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
They say truth is stranger than fiction, and in the world of scientific research, we often find ourselves unravelling mysteries that seem straight out of a sci-fi novel. From the depths of statistical analysis to the outer reaches of extraterrestrial sightings, our quest for understanding often leads us to unexpected correlations and mind-boggling phenomena. But what happens when we blend the realms of UFO sightings and petroleum consumption? Do we uncover a cosmic connection that defies conventional wisdom, or is it just a statistical fluke?
As we embark on this scientific adventure, peering into the starlit skies of Pennsylvania and the sprawling plains of Angola, we can't help but ponder the enigma before us. It's like the universe is playing a game of celestial charades - "Guess the Connection," where the prize is a theoretical breakthrough and a sly wink from the cosmos.
It’s not every day that research ventures into the realm of unidentified flying objects and non-renewable energy sources, but here we are, boldly going where few serious scientists have gone before. And admittedly, the journey has been nothing short of extraterrestrially exhilarating. One could say it's a gas – and not just in the petroleum sense!
Finding correlations in data sets is a bit like searching for hidden treasure – you sift through mountains of numbers, armed with statistical tools and a penchant for unexpected discoveries. And when you stumble upon a correlation coefficient that raises an eyebrow or two, it's as satisfying as finding the pot of gold at the end of a statistical rainbow. But in our case, it's more like finding a UFO hovering over a petroleum reserve - an otherworldly statistical jackpot, if you will.
So, grab your lab coat and fasten your seatbelts, because we're about to embark on a cosmic research journey that's as unpredictable as a UFO sighting in the heart of Amish country. And who knows, by the time we're done, we might just have cracked the ultimate dad joke – the kind that's truly out of this world!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the timeless riddle of UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and their connection to petroleum consumption in Angola, our research team embarked on a data-driven expedition worthy of an intergalactic odyssey. We sought to deploy a robust methodology that could pierce through the enigmatic veil surrounding these disparate phenomena and illuminate a path towards understanding.

Our quest began by harnessing the infinite power of data aggregation from the repositories of knowledge known as the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration. These celestial archives were scoured for all pertinent information pertaining to UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and the consumption of petroleum in the vast terrains of Angola.

We employed a time frame spanning from 1980 to 2021, encompassing a period as extensive as the cosmos itself. This temporal breadth allowed us to capture the celestial dance of UFO sightings and the earthly consumption of petroleum, providing a canvas upon which to sketch the contours of this cosmic connection.

For the analysis of the UFO sightings, we relied on the sighting reports encompassing an array of parameters such as location, date, duration, and classification. Additionally, we took into account the testimonies and descriptions of those who bore witness to these inexplicable aerial apparitions.

On the other hand, the petroleum consumption data from Angola was meticulously gathered, accounting for the fluctuations in energy demand over the decades. We juggled barrels of statistical techniques to discern the underlying patterns in the consumption trends, navigating through the thicket of numerical intricacies with the agility of an astronaut maneuvering through a field of meteoroids.

The heart of our methodology lay in the application of advanced statistical analyses to unearth the subtle interplay between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola. We waded through the cosmic sea of correlation coefficients, p-values, and regression models, seeking that elusive thread that would tie these seemingly disparate phenomena together.

To ensure the robustness of our findings, we exercised stringent validation protocols and employed a myriad of statistical tests to scrutinize the significance of the observed correlations. It was akin to inspecting the cosmic fabric with a magnifying glass, seeking truths that transcended the ordinary.

Throughout our investigation, we remained acutely aware of the potential pitfalls and biases haunting the realms of statistical inference. With our scientific compass firmly in hand, we navigated through the asteroid belt of confounding variables and lurking spurious correlations, evading their gravitational pull with the dexterity of a seasoned spacefarer.

Our methodology sought not only to uncover the tantalizing connections between these seemingly incongruous variables but also to cultivate a sense of scientific wonder and curiosity in the ethereal realms of statistics and empiricism.

So, as we ventured into the uncharted territories of UFO sightings and petroleum consumption, we embraced the spirit of scientific inquiry with an unwavering resolve. With each statistical calculation, we aimed to tame the celestial chaos and distill from it a nugget of cosmic truth, much like a galactic prospector seeking the rarest of cosmic gems.

As we lifted the veil of mystery through rigorous statistical scrutiny, we realized that our journey was not merely a scientific expedition; it was a cosmic endeavor that beckoned us to gaze at the stars with a sense of wonder and awe, and of course, to sprinkle in a dad joke or two along the way. Because after all, in the vast tapestry of the cosmos, a good pun is truly the universal language!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroluem consumption in Angola. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 1980 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9087678, r-squared of 0.8258590, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the mysterious and peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the consumption of petroleum in the vast lands of Angola. While this connection might appear to be extraterrestrial in nature, our research aims to shed light on this curious correlation. We used data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, unleashing the full force of statistical analysis on this enigmatic connection. The correlation coefficient of 0.9087678 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 1980 to 2021 tantalizingly support our findings.

It seems that UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola share more than just a passing resemblance. The data paints a picture of an unmistakable link that simply cannot be attributed to sheer coincidence. Much like the sighting of a UFO, this connection has left us both bewildered and astounded. It's almost as if the extraterrestrial visitors have an affinity for petroleum, perhaps hinting at a cosmic fuel shortage or a grand interstellar road trip. One might say they have an otherworldly taste in energy sources - a stellar preference, if you will.

Our findings provoke curiosity, pique interest, and certainly warrant further investigation into this cosmic conundrum. This research offers a stepping stone towards unraveling the universe's mysterious ways, where even the most unexpected correlations await discovery. And as we continue to explore the unknown, we may find that the truth is indeed out there - and it might just be fueled by petroleum.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
They say truth is stranger than fiction, and in the world of scientific research, we often find ourselves unravelling mysteries that seem straight out of a sci-fi novel. From the depths of statistical analysis to the outer reaches of extraterrestrial sightings, our quest for understanding often leads us to unexpected correlations and mind-boggling phenomena. But what happens when we blend the realms of UFO sightings and petroleum consumption? Do we uncover a cosmic connection that defies conventional wisdom, or is it just a statistical fluke?
As we embark on this scientific adventure, peering into the starlit skies of Pennsylvania and the sprawling plains of Angola, we can't help but ponder the enigma before us. It's like the universe is playing a game of celestial charades - "Guess the Connection," where the prize is a theoretical breakthrough and a sly wink from the cosmos.
It’s not every day that research ventures into the realm of unidentified flying objects and non-renewable energy sources, but here we are, boldly going where few serious scientists have gone before. And admittedly, the journey has been nothing short of extraterrestrially exhilarating. One could say it's a gas – and not just in the petroleum sense!
Finding correlations in data sets is a bit like searching for hidden treasure – you sift through mountains of numbers, armed with statistical tools and a penchant for unexpected discoveries. And when you stumble upon a correlation coefficient that raises an eyebrow or two, it's as satisfying as finding the pot of gold at the end of a statistical rainbow. But in our case, it's more like finding a UFO hovering over a petroleum reserve - an otherworldly statistical jackpot, if you will.
So, grab your lab coat and fasten your seatbelts, because we're about to embark on a cosmic research journey that's as unpredictable as a UFO sighting in the heart of Amish country. And who knows, by the time we're done, we might just have cracked the ultimate dad joke – the kind that's truly out of this world!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our data analysis unveiled a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola from 1980 to 2021. The correlation coefficient came in at an impressive 0.9087678, with an r-squared value of 0.8258590, and a p-value of less than 0.01. It's safe to say that this correlation is not just flying under the radar!

Fig. 1

Now, about that figure. It's truly a sight to behold, much like a UFO sighting itself. The scatterplot in Figure 1 illustrates the strong relationship between UFO sightings and petroleum consumption, leaving little room for skepticism. It's almost as if the data points are forming their very own cosmic constellation, one that even the most skeptical astronomers would have to acknowledge.

These findings might just be the discovery of the century - a connection so unexpected and yet undeniably present. It's like stumbling upon a UFO in the heart of Amish country – you just can't help but marvel at the peculiarity of it all.

In the world of research, uncovering such unexpected correlations is akin to finding a diamond in the rough – or better yet, a UFO in a statistical haystack. It's the kind of discovery that leaves you feeling both baffled and exhilarated, much like witnessing an alien spacecraft whizzing through the night sky.

This correlation certainly piques our scientific curiosity, prompting us to delve deeper into the cosmic and earthly forces at play. It's like we've stumbled upon a cosmic puzzle, one where the pieces are shaped like flying saucers and oil barrels. Our findings open up a realm of possibilities—could there be a cosmic conspiracy involving extraterrestrial beings and their affinity for petroleum? It's a tantalizing thought, one that tickles the imagination and invites further investigation.

As we continue to unravel the mysteries of the universe, we may find that reality is indeed stranger than fiction. Who knew that the cosmos and petroleum could be entangled in such an enigmatic dance? It's a discovery that's truly out of this world – or should we say, out of this universe?

We might just have cracked the ultimate dad joke – a pun that transcends planetary boundaries and defies earthly logic. But for now, let's revel in the cosmic riddle we've stumbled upon, marveling at the unexpected connections that lie hidden in the fabric of our universe. The truth, it seems, is stranger than we could have ever imagined.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroluem consumption in Angola. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the mysterious and peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the consumption of petroleum in the vast lands of Angola. While this connection might appear to be extraterrestrial in nature, our research aims to shed light on this curious correlation. We used data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, unleashing the full force of statistical analysis on this enigmatic connection. The correlation coefficient of 0.9087678 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 1980 to 2021 tantalizingly support our findings.

It seems that UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola share more than just a passing resemblance. The data paints a picture of an unmistakable link that simply cannot be attributed to sheer coincidence. Much like the sighting of a UFO, this connection has left us both bewildered and astounded. It's almost as if the extraterrestrial visitors have an affinity for petroleum, perhaps hinting at a cosmic fuel shortage or a grand interstellar road trip. One might say they have an otherworldly taste in energy sources - a stellar preference, if you will.

Our findings provoke curiosity, pique interest, and certainly warrant further investigation into this cosmic conundrum. This research offers a stepping stone towards unraveling the universe's mysterious ways, where even the most unexpected correlations await discovery. And as we continue to explore the unknown, we may find that the truth is indeed out there - and it might just be fueled by petroleum.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.," the authors find a significant increase in UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania over the past few decades, capturing the attention of enthusiasts and skeptics alike. The statistical analysis conducted by the authors reveals a perplexing uptick in reported sightings, leaving many to ponder the true nature of these enigmatic aerial phenomena. One wonders if these extraterrestrial visitors are simply drawn to the state's enchanting landscapes or if they have a penchant for Pennsylvania Dutch cuisine. It's almost as if the Keystone State has become a celestial hotspot - a real "flying saucer magnet," if you will.
Doe's study, titled "UFOs and Energy Consumption: An Unlikely Alliance?" takes an intriguing look at the patterns of petroleum consumption in Angola and uncovers a surprising correlation with UFO sightings in distant lands. The authors' meticulous analysis showcases a baffling parallel between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena, leaving researchers to ponder whether our intergalactic visitors are on the lookout for a different kind of fuel source. Perhaps they've traded in their flying saucers for astral gas-guzzlers - a notion that might just leave our earthly auto industry feeling a bit, well, alienated.
As we delve deeper into the realm of pseudoscience, we encounter some non-fiction works that spark a different kind of curiosity. "Extraterrestrial Encounters: An Insider's Perspective" by Dr. X. Files and "The Petroleum Paradox: Unraveling Mysteries of Fuel and Phenomena" by Dr. Veil Nebula offer thought-provoking insights that teeter on the edge of speculative inquiry and factual analysis. The intersection between otherworldly encounters and earthly energy resources becomes a tantalizing enigma that's as perplexing as it is captivating. One could say it's a real "close encounters of the crude kind."
Turning towards fictional works, we encounter an array of literature that, while not grounded in scientific research, offers an imaginative take on the cosmic interplay of UFOs and petroleum. "Alien Abductions and Oil Fields" by A. Lien and "The Extraterrestrial Energy Equation" by Ray Fuelaner infuse speculative fiction with an otherworldly dose of humor, painting a picture of interstellar visitors with a hankering for fossil fuels. It's almost as if these authors are nudging us towards an undeniable truth - that perhaps, just perhaps, aliens have a penchant for crude humor.
On the silver screen, movies like "Close Encounters of the Third Fuel," "E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Pump," and "Petroleum Predicament: A Close Encounter" offer cinematic interpretations of the intriguing link between UFO sightings and energy resources. While these films may not hold the key to unraveling the mysteries of our cosmic correlation, they certainly fuel our imagination and provide a stellar backdrop for technological absurdity and interstellar antics. It's as if Hollywood has taken a cosmic turn, throwing in a dash of petrol-laced tomfoolery for good measure.
As we navigate the labyrinth of literature, both factual and fictitious, it becomes increasingly clear that the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola is as mysterious as it is mirthful. Much like a UFO comedian's inaugural performance, this cosmic correlation is both puzzling and, dare we say, out of this world.

[[RESULTS]]
Our data analysis unveiled a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola from 1980 to 2021. The correlation coefficient came in at an impressive 0.9087678, with an r-squared value of 0.8258590, and a p-value of less than 0.01. It's safe to say that this correlation is not just flying under the radar!
Fig. 1
Now, about that figure. It's truly a sight to behold, much like a UFO sighting itself. The scatterplot in Figure 1 illustrates the strong relationship between UFO sightings and petroleum consumption, leaving little room for skepticism. It's almost as if the data points are forming their very own cosmic constellation, one that even the most skeptical astronomers would have to acknowledge.
These findings might just be the discovery of the century - a connection so unexpected and yet undeniably present. It's like stumbling upon a UFO in the heart of Amish country – you just can't help but marvel at the peculiarity of it all.
In the world of research, uncovering such unexpected correlations is akin to finding a diamond in the rough – or better yet, a UFO in a statistical haystack. It's the kind of discovery that leaves you feeling both baffled and exhilarated, much like witnessing an alien spacecraft whizzing through the night sky.
This correlation certainly piques our scientific curiosity, prompting us to delve deeper into the cosmic and earthly forces at play. It's like we've stumbled upon a cosmic puzzle, one where the pieces are shaped like flying saucers and oil barrels. Our findings open up a realm of possibilities—could there be a cosmic conspiracy involving extraterrestrial beings and their affinity for petroleum? It's a tantalizing thought, one that tickles the imagination and invites further investigation.
As we continue to unravel the mysteries of the universe, we may find that reality is indeed stranger than fiction. Who knew that the cosmos and petroleum could be entangled in such an enigmatic dance? It's a discovery that's truly out of this world – or should we say, out of this universe?
We might just have cracked the ultimate dad joke – a pun that transcends planetary boundaries and defies earthly logic. But for now, let's revel in the cosmic riddle we've stumbled upon, marveling at the unexpected connections that lie hidden in the fabric of our universe. The truth, it seems, is stranger than we could have ever imagined.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our research has unveiled a cosmic correlation that transcends conventional wisdom—UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola are more entwined than one might expect. The findings not only support prior research, but they also open up a Pandora's box of cosmic curiosities that defy traditional scientific boundaries. It's as if the universe itself has decided to indulge in a bit of statistical tomfoolery, leaving us with an enigma wrapped in a mystery and shrouded in cosmic humor.

When we look back at the literature review and the uptick in UFO sightings in Pennsylvania, one cannot help but consider the possibility of extraterrestrial visitors with a penchant for petroleum. It's almost as if these interstellar phenomena are not just a figment of science fiction, but a tangible force that nudges statistical relationships into unexpected realms. Indeed, the Keystone State might just have become a favorite cosmic pit stop for our otherworldly guests, transforming the state into a flying saucer magnet that attracts both scientific inquiry and cosmic jests.

Likewise, the correlation between petroleum consumption in Angola and UFO sightings seems to echo Doe's counterintuitive connection. One can't help but wonder whether our intergalactic visitors have a clandestine interest in earthly energy resources. Perhaps they're conducting a cosmic fuel efficiency study or hatching a grand interstellar energy plan. After all, it's not every day that statistical analysis leads us to the extraterrestrial doorstep of energy geopolitics. The intersection of UFO sightings and earthly petroleum resonates with an otherworldly resonance, evoking both amusement and scientific intrigue.

The statistical evidence we've uncovered paints a picture of cosmic proportions—a correlation coefficient so pronounced that even the most skeptical statistician might tip their hat to the universe's peculiar sense of humor. It's as if the data itself is performing a grand cosmic comedy routine, leaving us with a punchline that stretches across interstellar distances. Our results beckon us to consider the possibility of a universe where UFOs and petroleum are intertwined in an enigmatic dance, a celestial waltz of improbable connections that defies the laws of statistical gravity.

As we peer into this cosmic jigsaw puzzle, it's hard not to embrace the absurdity of our findings. Much like a UFO sighting, the correlation between UFO sightings and petroleum consumption in Angola seems both unbelievable and undeniably real. It's the cosmic equivalent of stumbling upon a punch line without the setup—a statistical joke so grand that it might just defy the bounds of earthly logic. In the end, this research leaves us with a cosmic conundrum as baffling as it is entertaining—a statistical puzzle of celestial proportions.

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I'm excited to see how you're going to wrap this up. I can't wait to see what you write!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroluem consumption in Angola. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the mysterious and peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the consumption of petroleum in the vast lands of Angola. While this connection might appear to be extraterrestrial in nature, our research aims to shed light on this curious correlation. We used data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, unleashing the full force of statistical analysis on this enigmatic connection. The correlation coefficient of 0.9087678 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 1980 to 2021 tantalizingly support our findings.

It seems that UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola share more than just a passing resemblance. The data paints a picture of an unmistakable link that simply cannot be attributed to sheer coincidence. Much like the sighting of a UFO, this connection has left us both bewildered and astounded. It's almost as if the extraterrestrial visitors have an affinity for petroleum, perhaps hinting at a cosmic fuel shortage or a grand interstellar road trip. One might say they have an otherworldly taste in energy sources - a stellar preference, if you will.

Our findings provoke curiosity, pique interest, and certainly warrant further investigation into this cosmic conundrum. This research offers a stepping stone towards unraveling the universe's mysterious ways, where even the most unexpected correlations await discovery. And as we continue to explore the unknown, we may find that the truth is indeed out there - and it might just be fueled by petroleum.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
They say truth is stranger than fiction, and in the world of scientific research, we often find ourselves unravelling mysteries that seem straight out of a sci-fi novel. From the depths of statistical analysis to the outer reaches of extraterrestrial sightings, our quest for understanding often leads us to unexpected correlations and mind-boggling phenomena. But what happens when we blend the realms of UFO sightings and petroleum consumption? Do we uncover a cosmic connection that defies conventional wisdom, or is it just a statistical fluke?
As we embark on this scientific adventure, peering into the starlit skies of Pennsylvania and the sprawling plains of Angola, we can't help but ponder the enigma before us. It's like the universe is playing a game of celestial charades - "Guess the Connection," where the prize is a theoretical breakthrough and a sly wink from the cosmos.
It’s not every day that research ventures into the realm of unidentified flying objects and non-renewable energy sources, but here we are, boldly going where few serious scientists have gone before. And admittedly, the journey has been nothing short of extraterrestrially exhilarating. One could say it's a gas – and not just in the petroleum sense!
Finding correlations in data sets is a bit like searching for hidden treasure – you sift through mountains of numbers, armed with statistical tools and a penchant for unexpected discoveries. And when you stumble upon a correlation coefficient that raises an eyebrow or two, it's as satisfying as finding the pot of gold at the end of a statistical rainbow. But in our case, it's more like finding a UFO hovering over a petroleum reserve - an otherworldly statistical jackpot, if you will.
So, grab your lab coat and fasten your seatbelts, because we're about to embark on a cosmic research journey that's as unpredictable as a UFO sighting in the heart of Amish country. And who knows, by the time we're done, we might just have cracked the ultimate dad joke – the kind that's truly out of this world!

[[RESULTS]]
Our data analysis unveiled a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola from 1980 to 2021. The correlation coefficient came in at an impressive 0.9087678, with an r-squared value of 0.8258590, and a p-value of less than 0.01. It's safe to say that this correlation is not just flying under the radar!
Fig. 1
Now, about that figure. It's truly a sight to behold, much like a UFO sighting itself. The scatterplot in Figure 1 illustrates the strong relationship between UFO sightings and petroleum consumption, leaving little room for skepticism. It's almost as if the data points are forming their very own cosmic constellation, one that even the most skeptical astronomers would have to acknowledge.
These findings might just be the discovery of the century - a connection so unexpected and yet undeniably present. It's like stumbling upon a UFO in the heart of Amish country – you just can't help but marvel at the peculiarity of it all.
In the world of research, uncovering such unexpected correlations is akin to finding a diamond in the rough – or better yet, a UFO in a statistical haystack. It's the kind of discovery that leaves you feeling both baffled and exhilarated, much like witnessing an alien spacecraft whizzing through the night sky.
This correlation certainly piques our scientific curiosity, prompting us to delve deeper into the cosmic and earthly forces at play. It's like we've stumbled upon a cosmic puzzle, one where the pieces are shaped like flying saucers and oil barrels. Our findings open up a realm of possibilities—could there be a cosmic conspiracy involving extraterrestrial beings and their affinity for petroleum? It's a tantalizing thought, one that tickles the imagination and invites further investigation.
As we continue to unravel the mysteries of the universe, we may find that reality is indeed stranger than fiction. Who knew that the cosmos and petroleum could be entangled in such an enigmatic dance? It's a discovery that's truly out of this world – or should we say, out of this universe?
We might just have cracked the ultimate dad joke – a pun that transcends planetary boundaries and defies earthly logic. But for now, let's revel in the cosmic riddle we've stumbled upon, marveling at the unexpected connections that lie hidden in the fabric of our universe. The truth, it seems, is stranger than we could have ever imagined.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola has unveiled a cosmic correlation that is truly out of this world. The statistical analysis has shown a celestial connection with a correlation coefficient that is sky-high, much like a UFO cruising through the cosmos. It's almost as if the extraterrestrials are fueling their spacecraft with the very petroleum consumed in Angola. Talk about cosmic mileage!

Our findings have opened a Pandora's Box of questions, leaving us starry-eyed and fueling our scientific curiosity. It's as if we've stumbled upon a galactic puzzle, one where the pieces are shaped like UFOs and oil derricks. And just like a punchline to a cosmic joke, the correlation coefficient and p-value have left us asking, "Are these statistical results for real, or are they just a UFO sighting in our data?"

Furthermore, these unexpected results beckon a question: if extraterrestrial visitors are indeed drawn to areas with high petroleum consumption, could this be an intergalactic plea for a cosmic gas station? It's a thought that's truly out of this universe and makes us wonder if supergalactic oil reserves are the fuel behind their stellar travels. You could say these findings have us over the moon!

As captivating as this discovery may be, we won't be calling in the Men in Black just yet. It's clear that this correlation warrants further investigation – but in the meantime, we'll revel in the hilarity of this unexpected cosmic twist. So, as we bid adieu to this otherworldly correlation, we declare that no further research is needed in this area. Sometimes, the universe's sense of humor is the best finding of all!

And remember, when it comes to scientific discoveries, the truth is out there – and it just might be fueled by petroleum. Thank you, and may the statistical force be with you!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Exo-Petroleum Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The International Institute for Extraterrestrial Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Unidentified Flammable Objects: Exploring the Connection Between UFO Sightings in Pennsylvania and Petroleum Consumption in Angola with an abstract of In this paper, we delve into the mysterious and peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in the state of Pennsylvania and the consumption of petroleum in the vast lands of Angola. While this connection might appear to be extraterrestrial in nature, our research aims to shed light on this curious correlation. We used data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, unleashing the full force of statistical analysis on this enigmatic connection. The correlation coefficient of 0.9087678 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 1980 to 2021 tantalizingly support our findings.
It seems that UFO sightings in Pennsylvania and petroleum consumption in Angola share more than just a passing resemblance. The data paints a picture of an unmistakable link that simply cannot be attributed to sheer coincidence. Much like the sighting of a UFO, this connection has left us both bewildered and astounded. It's almost as if the extraterrestrial visitors have an affinity for petroleum, perhaps hinting at a cosmic fuel shortage or a grand interstellar road trip. One might say they have an otherworldly taste in energy sources - a stellar preference, if you will.
Our findings provoke curiosity, pique interest, and certainly warrant further investigation into this cosmic conundrum. This research offers a stepping stone towards unraveling the universe's mysterious ways, where even the most unexpected correlations await discovery. And as we continue to explore the unknown, we may find that the truth is indeed out there - and it might just be fueled by petroleum.

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings, Pennsylvania, petroleum consumption, Angola, correlation, statistical analysis, extraterrestrial, National UFO Reporting Center, Energy Information Administration, correlation coefficient, p-value, cosmic conundrum, interstellar, cosmic fuel shortage, otherworldly, universe, mysterious ways, truth, discovery.

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

UFO sightings in Pennsylvania
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Pennsylvania
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Pennsylvania

Petroluem consumption in Angola
Detailed data title: Volume of petroluem consumption consumed in Angola in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Petroluem consumption in Angola

Correlation r = 0.9087678 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8258590 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 82.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Petroluem consumption in Angola) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Pennsylvania) over the 42 years from 1980 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 9.03E-17. 0.0000000000000000902836877382
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 9.03E-15% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 11,076,197,982,738,018 random variables You don't actually need 11 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 41 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 41 because we have two variables measured over a period of 42 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.84, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
198019811982198319841985198619871988198919901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
UFO sightings in Pennsylvania (UFO sightings)656589531277101261521253745667074129861321011211461841591591782872923612341951728420727092
Petroluem consumption in Angola (Million Barrels/Day)20202122192523.823.92424.324.325.525.524.824.526.424.829.825.431.338.701443.584845.353650.687554.201542.130656.786867.463482.756698.6694106.955111.975119.809138.738158.868156.747137.145121.134110.373133.361127.339120.035




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([6,5,6,5,8,9,5,3,12,7,7,10,12,6,15,21,25,37,45,66,70,74,129,86,132,101,121,146,184,159,159,178,287,292,361,234,195,172,84,207,270,92,])
array_2 = np.array([20,20,21,22,19,25,23.8,23.9,24,24.3,24.3,25.5,25.5,24.8,24.5,26.4,24.8,29.8,25.4,31.3,38.7014,43.5848,45.3536,50.6875,54.2015,42.1306,56.7868,67.4634,82.7566,98.6694,106.955,111.975,119.809,138.738,158.868,156.747,137.145,121.134,110.373,133.361,127.339,120.035,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Pennsylvania"
array_2_name = "Petroluem consumption in Angola"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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