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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

A Lager Than Life Impact: The Aleful Relationship Between Breweries and Corning's Stock Price
Journal of Fermentation Economics
r=0.853 · 95% conf. int. [0.666,0.939] · r2=0.727 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cheddar and Credit: A Gouda Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and Mastercard's Stock Performance
Journal of Dairy Economics and Financial Analysis
r=0.906 · 95% conf. int. [0.734,0.969] · r2=0.820 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spreading the Good News: An In-depth Analysis of the Butter Consumption and Novo Nordisk's Stock Price Connection
The Journal of Dairy Economics and Corporate Finance
r=0.951 · 95% conf. int. [0.878,0.981] · r2=0.904 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Jerry Trendy: Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Jeremiah and the Performance of the New England Patriots
The Journal of Nomenclature Studies
r=0.753 · 95% conf. int. [0.596,0.854] · r2=0.567 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Net Score: The Relationship Between Steinfeld Cup Final Outcomes and Computer Network Support Specialists in Virginia
The Journal of Applied Sports Analytics and Technology
r=0.844 · 95% conf. int. [0.411,0.967] · r2=0.713 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Airly Goal: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Rocky Mount, North Carolina and Lukas Podolski's Domestic Match Goal Count
Journal of Environmental Epidemiology and Sports Performance
r=0.886 · 95% conf. int. [0.538,0.976] · r2=0.785 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kicking Goals and Swabbing Decks: Exploring the Correlation Between Gareth Bale's Club Football Matches and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia
The International Journal of Sports Maritime Studies
r=0.674 · 95% conf. int. [0.247,0.882] · r2=0.455 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Skiing Superstars and SeaWorld Summons: A Statistical Study
The Journal of Leisure Activities and Marine Life Research
r=0.916 · 95% conf. int. [0.760,0.972] · r2=0.839 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Meat Expenditure and Marvellous Matches: Mapping the Interplay between Annual US Household Spending on Meats, Poultry, Fish, and Eggs and Season Wins for the Buffalo Bills
The Journal of Culinary Economics and Sports Analysis
r=0.807 · 95% conf. int. [0.592,0.915] · r2=0.652 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Striking Connections: The Link Between UEFA European Cup and Champions League Top Scorer's Goal Count and Automotive Recalls for Issues with the Electrical System
The Journal of Sports-Engineered Technology and Automotive Analogies
r=0.795 · 95% conf. int. [0.659,0.880] · r2=0.632 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Love-Love: The Federer-Fuel Correlation - A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between Roger Federer's Grand Slam Finals Played and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in New Zealand
The Journal of Sporty Energy Economics
r=0.881 · 95% conf. int. [0.642,0.964] · r2=0.776 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Claire-ly Agricultural Connection: A Name Worth Growing
The Journal of Gardening and Linguistics
r=0.902 · 95% conf. int. [0.743,0.964] · r2=0.813 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Social Work in Appalachia: A Burning Connection to Kerosene Consumption in Sub-Saharan Africa
The Journal of Cross-Cultural Social Sciences
r=0.832 · 95% conf. int. [0.608,0.934] · r2=0.693 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

A Polished Connection: The Nail Industry's Impact on Automotive Air Bag Recalls
The Journal of Automotive Accoutrements and Unintended Consequences
r=0.950 · 95% conf. int. [0.876,0.980] · r2=0.903 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Delightful Plight: The Flight of Phlebotomists and Unicorns in Rhode Island
The Journal of Fantastical Phlebotomy and Mythical Creatures Research
r=0.864 · 95% conf. int. [0.549,0.964] · r2=0.747 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Twisting Tropes: Tracking the Tenuous Ties between Technical Writers in Arizona and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Levels in the United States
The Journal of Interdisciplinary Lyrical Analysis
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.801,0.968] · r2=0.843 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Associate-ing Engineers and Physicists in Michigan: An Electric Connection
The Journal of Electrical Entanglements
r=0.960 · 95% conf. int. [0.848,0.990] · r2=0.921 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Arkansas Art Directors: The Nayeli Name Game
The Journal of Creative Conundrums
r=0.656 · 95% conf. int. [0.300,0.851] · r2=0.430 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Break-In and Gas Leak: A Burglariously Gaseous Connection
The Journal of Humorous Hazards and Unusual Connections
r=0.692 · 95% conf. int. [0.477,0.828] · r2=0.478 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Seeing the Light: Unveiling the UFO-Summits Connection in Vermont and Mount Everest
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Expeditions and Phenomena
r=0.894 · 95% conf. int. [0.803,0.945] · r2=0.800 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Kerosene Connection: Investigating the Flammable Link Between Arson in Maine and Kerosene Use in Turkiye
The International Journal of Fire Science and Criminology
r=0.887 · 95% conf. int. [0.793,0.940] · r2=0.788 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Paving the Way: Uncovering the Connection Between Robberies in Mississippi and the Number of Paving, Surfacing, and Tamping Equipment Operators
Journal of Geographical Criminology
r=0.923 · 95% conf. int. [0.812,0.970] · r2=0.852 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Out of This World: Unveiling the Extraterrestrial Influence on Patent Grants in the United States
The Interstellar Journal of Innovation and Technology
r=0.905 · 95% conf. int. [0.834,0.947] · r2=0.819 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fueling Fire: The Unlikely Link Between Gasoline Pumped in Uzbekistan and Arson in Alaska
The Journal of Transcontinental Combustion Studies
r=0.789 · 95% conf. int. [0.599,0.895] · r2=0.623 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Rolling in the Haze: The Link Between Air Pollution in Natchez, Mississippi and Automotive Recalls for Wheel Issues
The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Engineering
r=0.606 · 95% conf. int. [0.158,0.847] · r2=0.368 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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