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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Checking In on Air Pollution: A Bellhop Barometer
Journal of Environmental Quirkiness
r=0.882 · 95% conf. int. [0.568,0.972] · r2=0.778 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Peering through the Corneal Connection: Ophthalmic Occupations and Oil Usage
The Journal of Optometric Oil Ordinance
r=0.872 · 95% conf. int. [0.692,0.950] · r2=0.761 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Bringing Sunny Days to Egypt: The Illuminating Connection Between the Popularity of the Name 'Sunny' and Solar Power Generation
The Journal of Solar Psychology and Renewable Energy Naming Trends
r=0.925 · 95% conf. int. [0.860,0.960] · r2=0.855 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

From Currents to Current: Exploring the Shocking Relationship Between Bottled Water Consumption and Electricity Generation
The Journal of Eco-Friendly Energy and Hydration Studies
r=0.815 · 95% conf. int. [0.592,0.922] · r2=0.665 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fossil Fools: The Crude Connection Between Fuel Consumption and Fertility
Journal of Ecological Euphemisms
r=0.832 · 95% conf. int. [0.615,0.931] · r2=0.691 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Hops and Props: The Link Between Breweries in the States and Wind Power in Canada
The Journal of Fermented Energy and Environmental Dynamics
r=0.961 · 95% conf. int. [0.918,0.981] · r2=0.923 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Shedding Light on the Hydro-Sun Connection: A Solar Study of US Bottled Water Consumption and Sudanese Power Generation
The Journal of Solar Hydrology and Global Energy Consumption
r=0.967 · 95% conf. int. [0.891,0.990] · r2=0.935 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Powering Up the Squirrelly Connection: A Correlative Study of Hydroelectric Energy Production in Tunisia and Google Searches for 'Attacked by a Squirrel'
The Journal of Eclectic Energies and Unlikely Correlations
r=0.848 · 95% conf. int. [0.631,0.942] · r2=0.719 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Sparking Curiosity: The Hydro-powered Connection Between South African Energy and North Carolina's Teaching Staff
The Journal of Eclectic Energy Studies
r=0.927 · 95% conf. int. [0.753,0.980] · r2=0.859 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Days of Our Crimes: A Burglary of Interest in South Dakota
The Journal of Criminological Shenanigans
r=0.918 · 95% conf. int. [0.846,0.957] · r2=0.843 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

UFO Uncertainties: Unraveling the Unexplained Relationship Between Wyoming's UFO Sightings and Automotive Power Train Recalls
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Phenomena and Transportation Research
r=0.871 · 95% conf. int. [0.778,0.926] · r2=0.758 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Weiner-stitutional Link: Investigating the Correlation Between UFO Sightings in Arkansas and Nathan's Hot Dog Consumption
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Gastronomy
r=0.835 · 95% conf. int. [0.714,0.908] · r2=0.698 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Cuisines and Competitive Eating
r=0.795 · 95% conf. int. [0.650,0.884] · r2=0.632 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

High-Flying Mysteries: Unveiling the Extraterrestrial Influence on Connecticut UFO Sightings and the Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Phenomena and Extreme Altitude Endeavors
r=0.937 · 95% conf. int. [0.881,0.968] · r2=0.879 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cotton Math: GMOs and Google Searches for 'How to Hide a Body' in Tennessee
The Journal of Irreverent Agronomy
r=0.555 · 95% conf. int. [0.120,0.812] · r2=0.309 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Soy What? Exploring the GMO-ment between Soybeans and 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Minnesota
The Journal of Agro-Cultural Trends and Internet Phenomena
r=0.886 · 95% conf. int. [0.722,0.955] · r2=0.784 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Soybean GMO's Shock: Powering Up Antigua and Barbuda with Michigan Juice
The Journal of Agricultural Innovation and Sustainable Development
r=0.944 · 95% conf. int. [0.868,0.977] · r2=0.892 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Rylee-GMO Swoon: A Statistical Tune on Indiana Soybeans
The Journal of Agricultural Absurdity
r=0.909 · 95% conf. int. [0.794,0.961] · r2=0.825 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Seeding Change: Exploring the Relationship Between GMO Cotton Production and Labor Relations Specialists in Louisiana
The Journal of Agrarian Activism and Industrial Relations
r=0.858 · 95% conf. int. [0.531,0.962] · r2=0.736 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Got Milk? A Caustic Correlation Between Dairy Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Pennsylvania
Journal of Dairy-Driven Deviance
r=0.919 · 95% conf. int. [0.840,0.960] · r2=0.845 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unidentified Food Objects (UFOs) and Unbeatable Eaters: Exploring the Link Between Florida UFO Sightings and Nathan's Hot Dog Consumption
The Journal of Gastronomical Extraterrestrial Studies
r=0.856 · 95% conf. int. [0.749,0.920] · r2=0.733 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola
The Journal of Interstellar Energy Relations
r=0.853 · 95% conf. int. [0.742,0.919] · r2=0.728 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Moo-tivation or Mischief: Milk Consumption and Malicious Misdemeanors in Washington
The Dairy Dynamics Journal
r=0.914 · 95% conf. int. [0.829,0.957] · r2=0.835 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Firestarter or Just Trendy: The Correlation Between Baby's Popularity and Arson in Nebraska
The Journal of Quirky Social Trends
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.834,0.953] · r2=0.829 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Beau-tifully Sunny: The Beau-ty of the Name Beau and its Impact on Solar Power Generation in Bangladesh
Journal of Solar Energy and Linguistics
r=0.996 · 95% conf. int. [0.990,0.998] · r2=0.991 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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