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The UFOs were actually intergalactic hot dog vendors, beaming down the tastiest, most irresistible hot dogs specifically for the competition. It's a close encounter of the hungry kind!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a charming town square in Wisconsin at night. In the center, there's a crowd of people looking up at the sky with awe as a UFO hovers above, emitting soft light. On the edge of the square, near a lively food stand, a jubilant figure wearing a triumphant sash engulfs a huge pile of hotdogs. The setting is filled with quaint, endearing details in a cutesy style. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Data cyber art Cubism Pop art inspired by bauhaus Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: Cutsy graphics
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling town square in Wisconsin, people gather to gaze up at the night sky, mesmerized by the sight of a UFO hovering above. Meanwhile, at a nearby food stand, the champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, adorned with a victorious sash, wolfs down a massive pile of hotdogs, setting a new world record.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cutsy graphics ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling town square in Wisconsin, people gather to gaze up at the night sky, mesmerized by the sight of a UFO hovering above. Meanwhile, at a nearby food stand, the champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, adorned with a victorious sash, wolfs down a massive pile of hotdogs, setting a new world record. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a charming town square in Wisconsin at night. In the center, there's a crowd of people looking up at the sky with awe as a UFO hovers above, emitting soft light. On the edge of the square, near a lively food stand, a jubilant figure wearing a triumphant sash engulfs a huge pile of hotdogs. The setting is filled with quaint, endearing details in a cutesy style.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in UFO sightings in Wisconsin positively influenced Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion.
AI academic paper
Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion The Journal of Extraterrestrial Cuisines and Competitive Eating Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title seem clever.
Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7951071 and p < 0.01 for 1979 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the obscure and delightfully curious topic of the potential correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs consumed by the esteemed champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Through a meticulous analysis of data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, our research team has unearthed fascinating findings that will surely leave both skeptics and enthusiasts scratching their heads in amazement. We calculated a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7951071 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1979 to 2021. Our study aims to shed light on this peculiar connection, providing vast room for out-of-this-world interpretations and doggone good theories. So, hold on to your foil hats and relish in this whimsical journey as we embark on uncovering the sausagely link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. Who knew that the truth was out there munching on a spicy sausage?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the obscure and delightfully curious topic of the potential correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs consumed by the esteemed champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Through a meticulous analysis of data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, our research team has unearthed fascinating findings that will surely leave both skeptics and enthusiasts scratching their heads in amazement. We calculated a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7951071 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1979 to 2021. Our study aims to shed light on this peculiar connection, providing vast room for out-of-this-world interpretations and doggone good theories. So, hold on to your foil hats and relish in this whimsical journey as we embark on uncovering the sausagely link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. Who knew that the truth was out there munching on a spicy sausage?
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
“Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion” captures the essence of our delightful endeavor to uncover the cosmic connection between extraterrestrial phenomena and the devouring of mass quantities of hotdogs. As we embark on this journey of whimsical wonder, we are reminded that scientific inquiry knows no boundaries, not even the outer space occupied by mysterious unidentified flying objects and the inner realms of competitive eating.
Our research has come to fruition through a blend of scrutiny, spiciness, and statistical sizzle. Delving into the National UFO Reporting Center's databank and the annals of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, we sought to answer a question that may have been overlooked in the annals of scientific inquiry: Are UFO sightings in Wisconsin and hotdog consumption at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition somehow linked?
We approached this curious conundrum with an aim to tantalize the taste buds of both the empirically-minded and the skeptically-inclined alike. Our analysis, conducted with rigor and relish, has revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7951071. If that isn’t enough to make you want to sauerkraut a mouthful of disbelief, our mind-boggling p-value of less than 0.01 surely adds that extra mustard to the mix.
This quirky study aims to strike a balance between scientific inquiry and a bratwurst-laden sense of humor. So, join us on this peculiar gastronomical odyssey as we uncover the tantalizing link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. It’s not every day that one gets the opportunity to blend the starry skies with the land of wiener wonders. Stick around; you might just ketchup on something extraordinary.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the obscure and delightfully curious topic of the potential correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs consumed by the esteemed champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Through a meticulous analysis of data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, our research team has unearthed fascinating findings that will surely leave both skeptics and enthusiasts scratching their heads in amazement. We calculated a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7951071 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1979 to 2021. Our study aims to shed light on this peculiar connection, providing vast room for out-of-this-world interpretations and doggone good theories. So, hold on to your foil hats and relish in this whimsical journey as we embark on uncovering the sausagely link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. Who knew that the truth was out there munching on a spicy sausage?
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
“Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion” captures the essence of our delightful endeavor to uncover the cosmic connection between extraterrestrial phenomena and the devouring of mass quantities of hotdogs. As we embark on this journey of whimsical wonder, we are reminded that scientific inquiry knows no boundaries, not even the outer space occupied by mysterious unidentified flying objects and the inner realms of competitive eating.
Our research has come to fruition through a blend of scrutiny, spiciness, and statistical sizzle. Delving into the National UFO Reporting Center's databank and the annals of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, we sought to answer a question that may have been overlooked in the annals of scientific inquiry: Are UFO sightings in Wisconsin and hotdog consumption at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition somehow linked?
We approached this curious conundrum with an aim to tantalize the taste buds of both the empirically-minded and the skeptically-inclined alike. Our analysis, conducted with rigor and relish, has revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7951071. If that isn’t enough to make you want to sauerkraut a mouthful of disbelief, our mind-boggling p-value of less than 0.01 surely adds that extra mustard to the mix.
This quirky study aims to strike a balance between scientific inquiry and a bratwurst-laden sense of humor. So, join us on this peculiar gastronomical odyssey as we uncover the tantalizing link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. It’s not every day that one gets the opportunity to blend the starry skies with the land of wiener wonders. Stick around; you might just ketchup on something extraordinary.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The potential correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the phenomenon of hotdog consumption has captured the attention of a curious blend of researchers and enthusiasts alike. While the notion may initially sound far-fetched, our journey through the scholarly depths has revealed a wide array of unexpected and quirky connections. From the cheesiest of UFO conspiracy theories to the sizzling world of competitive eating, the literature presents a medley of insights and eyebrow-raising speculations.
Smith et al. (2015) conducted a meta-analysis of UFO sighting reports and concluded that there was a notable increase in reports particularly during late-night hours, coinciding with a surge in late-night snacking habits. However, the study failed to delve into the specific link to competitive eating champions, leaving an uncharted territory of culinary UFO conquest.
Expanding on the culinary theme, Doe (2018) explored the cultural significance of hotdogs as a competitive eating phenomenon. This study highlighted the fascinating world of sausages, buns, and the competitors' insatiable appetites, which, in a twist of cosmic irony, might just be fueled from sources beyond this world.
Jones and Smith (2020) further elaborated on the potential psychological effects of witnessing UFO phenomena, making a somewhat punny observation that "reaching for the stars might actually lead you to reach for the condiments." Their intriguing findings hinted at a subliminal correlation between celestial encounters and the urge to snack, perhaps indicating a cosmic craving for some otherworldly treats.
Shifting our focus to non-fiction literature related to the topic at hand, "The UFO Sightings and Hotdog Chronicles" by L. O. L. Writer (2019) whimsically entertains the idea of extraterrestrial visitors covertly influencing the world of competitive eating. Meanwhile, "The Extraterrestrial Diet: How UFOs are Shaping our Food Consumption" by M. E. Believer (2021) presents a wild exploration of the possibility that celestial beings are subtly nudging human food preferences.
In the spirit of imaginative inquiry, let us not overlook the potential insights that fiction works might offer. "Close Encounters of the Culinary Kind" by A. Li'en Chef (2007) takes readers on a zany odyssey where intergalactic hotdog competitions determine the fate of the universe. Additionally, "The Martian Cookbook" by A. Stronomical (2015) playfully speculates on whether extraterrestrial cuisines might include hotdogs as a cosmic delicacy.
As a diligent research team, we ventured into the realm of television shows related to the culinary and extraterrestrial worlds. "Cosmic Cook-Off: Interstellar Cuisine Showdown" provided an amusing peek into the possibility of aliens having a penchant for competitive eating on a cosmic scale. Moreover, "X-Files: Grill Edition" playfully blended the world of UFO investigations with tantalizing grill recipes, offering a humorous take on the overlap between cosmic mysteries and gastronomic wonders.
The diverse array of literature we have explored highlights the multidimensional nature of the UFO-hotdog nexus and the need for further investigation to truly grasp the interstellar implications of competitive eating. So, as we savor the savory findings and cheesy puns, let us embark on this cosmic quest with open minds and a healthy appetite for discovery. After all, the truth might just be out there, munching on a spicy sausage.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia . You used data from 1979 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the obscure and delightfully curious topic of the potential correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs consumed by the esteemed champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Through a meticulous analysis of data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, our research team has unearthed fascinating findings that will surely leave both skeptics and enthusiasts scratching their heads in amazement. We calculated a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7951071 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1979 to 2021. Our study aims to shed light on this peculiar connection, providing vast room for out-of-this-world interpretations and doggone good theories. So, hold on to your foil hats and relish in this whimsical journey as we embark on uncovering the sausagely link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. Who knew that the truth was out there munching on a spicy sausage?
[[INTRODUCTION]]
“Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion” captures the essence of our delightful endeavor to uncover the cosmic connection between extraterrestrial phenomena and the devouring of mass quantities of hotdogs. As we embark on this journey of whimsical wonder, we are reminded that scientific inquiry knows no boundaries, not even the outer space occupied by mysterious unidentified flying objects and the inner realms of competitive eating.
Our research has come to fruition through a blend of scrutiny, spiciness, and statistical sizzle. Delving into the National UFO Reporting Center's databank and the annals of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, we sought to answer a question that may have been overlooked in the annals of scientific inquiry: Are UFO sightings in Wisconsin and hotdog consumption at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition somehow linked?
We approached this curious conundrum with an aim to tantalize the taste buds of both the empirically-minded and the skeptically-inclined alike. Our analysis, conducted with rigor and relish, has revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7951071. If that isn’t enough to make you want to sauerkraut a mouthful of disbelief, our mind-boggling p-value of less than 0.01 surely adds that extra mustard to the mix.
This quirky study aims to strike a balance between scientific inquiry and a bratwurst-laden sense of humor. So, join us on this peculiar gastronomical odyssey as we uncover the tantalizing link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. It’s not every day that one gets the opportunity to blend the starry skies with the land of wiener wonders. Stick around; you might just ketchup on something extraordinary.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To wrangle the cosmic data required for this delectably bizarre investigation, our research team utilized an eclectic mix of statistical methods and zany research strategies. The first step involved gathering UFO sighting data from the National UFO Reporting Center, which, we must note, involved navigating through a galaxy of reports that ranged from the peculiar to the downright comical. We made sure that our UFO data was as fresh and crisp as a just-grilled bratwurst, covering the time span from 1979 to 2021. Not to mention, we searched the far reaches of Wikipedia to document the number of hotdogs victoriously snarfed down by the esteemed champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition over the same period.
With our celestial and culinary information in hand, we then unleashed the power of correlation analysis, seeking to discern whether there was a sausage-coated thread linking UFO sightings in Wisconsin with the astounding feats of hotdog consumption on the competitive eating stage. As the statistical incantations danced across our screens, we were astounded to uncover a correlation coefficient of 0.7951071. This result surely elicited a reaction akin to that of a person who's just seen a UFO hovering over a hotdog stand. To further validate our findings and ensure they weren't just a statistical fluke, we also computed a p-value of less than 0.01, leaving no room for doubt that we were onto something cosmically quirky.
We must admit that our methodology may seem as unconventional as the concept we were investigating, but we stand behind it like UFO enthusiasts standing behind their blurry photographs. The combination of rigorous statistical analysis, a dash of skepticism, and a good measure of lightheartedness led us to the discovery of a link that's as breathtaking as the sight of a bun soaring through a sky full of condiments. So, join us in this unconventional scientific journey, where the spirit of inquiry is as eclectic as a UFO sighting and as voracious as a hotdog-eating competition.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia .
For the time period 1979 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.7951071, r-squared of 0.6321953, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the obscure and delightfully curious topic of the potential correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs consumed by the esteemed champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Through a meticulous analysis of data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, our research team has unearthed fascinating findings that will surely leave both skeptics and enthusiasts scratching their heads in amazement. We calculated a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7951071 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1979 to 2021. Our study aims to shed light on this peculiar connection, providing vast room for out-of-this-world interpretations and doggone good theories. So, hold on to your foil hats and relish in this whimsical journey as we embark on uncovering the sausagely link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. Who knew that the truth was out there munching on a spicy sausage?
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
“Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion” captures the essence of our delightful endeavor to uncover the cosmic connection between extraterrestrial phenomena and the devouring of mass quantities of hotdogs. As we embark on this journey of whimsical wonder, we are reminded that scientific inquiry knows no boundaries, not even the outer space occupied by mysterious unidentified flying objects and the inner realms of competitive eating.
Our research has come to fruition through a blend of scrutiny, spiciness, and statistical sizzle. Delving into the National UFO Reporting Center's databank and the annals of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, we sought to answer a question that may have been overlooked in the annals of scientific inquiry: Are UFO sightings in Wisconsin and hotdog consumption at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition somehow linked?
We approached this curious conundrum with an aim to tantalize the taste buds of both the empirically-minded and the skeptically-inclined alike. Our analysis, conducted with rigor and relish, has revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7951071. If that isn’t enough to make you want to sauerkraut a mouthful of disbelief, our mind-boggling p-value of less than 0.01 surely adds that extra mustard to the mix.
This quirky study aims to strike a balance between scientific inquiry and a bratwurst-laden sense of humor. So, join us on this peculiar gastronomical odyssey as we uncover the tantalizing link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. It’s not every day that one gets the opportunity to blend the starry skies with the land of wiener wonders. Stick around; you might just ketchup on something extraordinary.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the unusual relationship between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion has produced remarkably intriguing results. We uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7951071, indicating a strong positive correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. This correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6321953, suggesting that approximately 63% of the variance in hotdog consumption can be explained by the variance in UFO sightings. With a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings meet the conventional threshold for statistical significance, prompting us to entertain the notion that there might be more to this cosmic connection than meets the eye.
The compelling nature of this correlation is vividly depicted in Figure 1, which portrays a scatterplot showcasing the robust relationship between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs devoured by the reigning Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. As the UFO sightings soar into the stratosphere, so does the consumption of hotdogs, painting a picture that is as inexplicable as it is tantalizing. One cannot help but marvel at the celestial synchrony that appears to be at play here, transcending the boundaries of both gastronomic glory and extraterrestrial intrigue.
The magnitude of the correlation we unearthed undoubtedly challenges conventional scientific wisdom, inviting us to ponder the cosmic forces at work in the realm of competitive eating. This unexpected convergence of UFO sightings and hotdog consumption beckons us to embrace a broader perspective on the quirky interplay between celestial curiosities and competitive gustatory feats. Our findings are as mysterious as they are savory, offering a delightful blend of statistical fascination and whimsical wonder that will surely enliven scientific discourse and hotdog aficionados alike. So, let us relish this unlikely fusion of the celestial and the culinary and savor the sausagely insights that emerge from this extraordinary correlation.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the obscure and delightfully curious topic of the potential correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs consumed by the esteemed champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Through a meticulous analysis of data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, our research team has unearthed fascinating findings that will surely leave both skeptics and enthusiasts scratching their heads in amazement. We calculated a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7951071 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1979 to 2021. Our study aims to shed light on this peculiar connection, providing vast room for out-of-this-world interpretations and doggone good theories. So, hold on to your foil hats and relish in this whimsical journey as we embark on uncovering the sausagely link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. Who knew that the truth was out there munching on a spicy sausage?
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The potential correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the phenomenon of hotdog consumption has captured the attention of a curious blend of researchers and enthusiasts alike. While the notion may initially sound far-fetched, our journey through the scholarly depths has revealed a wide array of unexpected and quirky connections. From the cheesiest of UFO conspiracy theories to the sizzling world of competitive eating, the literature presents a medley of insights and eyebrow-raising speculations.
Smith et al. (2015) conducted a meta-analysis of UFO sighting reports and concluded that there was a notable increase in reports particularly during late-night hours, coinciding with a surge in late-night snacking habits. However, the study failed to delve into the specific link to competitive eating champions, leaving an uncharted territory of culinary UFO conquest.
Expanding on the culinary theme, Doe (2018) explored the cultural significance of hotdogs as a competitive eating phenomenon. This study highlighted the fascinating world of sausages, buns, and the competitors' insatiable appetites, which, in a twist of cosmic irony, might just be fueled from sources beyond this world.
Jones and Smith (2020) further elaborated on the potential psychological effects of witnessing UFO phenomena, making a somewhat punny observation that "reaching for the stars might actually lead you to reach for the condiments." Their intriguing findings hinted at a subliminal correlation between celestial encounters and the urge to snack, perhaps indicating a cosmic craving for some otherworldly treats.
Shifting our focus to non-fiction literature related to the topic at hand, "The UFO Sightings and Hotdog Chronicles" by L. O. L. Writer (2019) whimsically entertains the idea of extraterrestrial visitors covertly influencing the world of competitive eating. Meanwhile, "The Extraterrestrial Diet: How UFOs are Shaping our Food Consumption" by M. E. Believer (2021) presents a wild exploration of the possibility that celestial beings are subtly nudging human food preferences.
In the spirit of imaginative inquiry, let us not overlook the potential insights that fiction works might offer. "Close Encounters of the Culinary Kind" by A. Li'en Chef (2007) takes readers on a zany odyssey where intergalactic hotdog competitions determine the fate of the universe. Additionally, "The Martian Cookbook" by A. Stronomical (2015) playfully speculates on whether extraterrestrial cuisines might include hotdogs as a cosmic delicacy.
As a diligent research team, we ventured into the realm of television shows related to the culinary and extraterrestrial worlds. "Cosmic Cook-Off: Interstellar Cuisine Showdown" provided an amusing peek into the possibility of aliens having a penchant for competitive eating on a cosmic scale. Moreover, "X-Files: Grill Edition" playfully blended the world of UFO investigations with tantalizing grill recipes, offering a humorous take on the overlap between cosmic mysteries and gastronomic wonders.
The diverse array of literature we have explored highlights the multidimensional nature of the UFO-hotdog nexus and the need for further investigation to truly grasp the interstellar implications of competitive eating. So, as we savor the savory findings and cheesy puns, let us embark on this cosmic quest with open minds and a healthy appetite for discovery. After all, the truth might just be out there, munching on a spicy sausage.
[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the unusual relationship between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion has produced remarkably intriguing results. We uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7951071, indicating a strong positive correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. This correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6321953, suggesting that approximately 63% of the variance in hotdog consumption can be explained by the variance in UFO sightings. With a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings meet the conventional threshold for statistical significance, prompting us to entertain the notion that there might be more to this cosmic connection than meets the eye.
The compelling nature of this correlation is vividly depicted in Figure 1, which portrays a scatterplot showcasing the robust relationship between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs devoured by the reigning Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. As the UFO sightings soar into the stratosphere, so does the consumption of hotdogs, painting a picture that is as inexplicable as it is tantalizing. One cannot help but marvel at the celestial synchrony that appears to be at play here, transcending the boundaries of both gastronomic glory and extraterrestrial intrigue.
The magnitude of the correlation we unearthed undoubtedly challenges conventional scientific wisdom, inviting us to ponder the cosmic forces at work in the realm of competitive eating. This unexpected convergence of UFO sightings and hotdog consumption beckons us to embrace a broader perspective on the quirky interplay between celestial curiosities and competitive gustatory feats. Our findings are as mysterious as they are savory, offering a delightful blend of statistical fascination and whimsical wonder that will surely enliven scientific discourse and hotdog aficionados alike. So, let us relish this unlikely fusion of the celestial and the culinary and savor the sausagely insights that emerge from this extraordinary correlation.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
Our study has undoubtedly laid bare an undeniable and, dare I say, relishing connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the revered sport of competitive hotdog consumption. As we delve into the peculiar confluence of the extraterrestrial and the epicurean, our findings not only affirm but sizzle with the prior research outlined in our literature review. With the correlation coefficient of 0.7951071 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our statistical analysis provides compelling support for the notion that there is more to the link between these seemingly unrelated phenomena than meets the eye or the probing alien appendage.
Drawing inspiration from Smith et al. (2015), who hinted at a surge in late-night snacking during times of increased UFO sightings, our research dives into the delectably curious domain of competitive hotdog consumption. It seems that not only do insomniac stargazers reach for snacks, but the champions of this whimsically bizarre sport may also be under the cryptic culinary influence of intergalactic visitors. The r-squared value of 0.6321953 suggests that a substantial portion of the variance in hotdog consumption can be attributed to the enigmatic ebb and flow of UFO sightings in the Wisconsin skies, leaving us to marvel at the cosmic forces that may be at work.
While the study by Jones and Smith (2020) offered a playful yet thought-provoking correlation between celestial encounters and the urge to snack, our findings take this cosmic connection to astronomical heights. It appears that witnessing UFO phenomena may not only stimulate the mind but also tantalize the taste buds, paving the way for a flavorful perspective on the interstellar influence on human behavior.
The literature, a colorful mosaic of speculation and whimsy, has primed us to embrace the uncharted territory of culinary UFO conquest. Who knew that the truth – and perhaps a few unconventional condiments – was out there munching on a spicy sausage? As we marvel at the robust relationship between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption depicted in Figure 1, we are beckoned to toss statistical conventionality to the wind and relive "The UFO Sightings and Hotdog Chronicles" by L. O. L. Writer as an empirical reality.
Amidst this boldly quirky discovery, our study serves as a beacon that challenges scientific orthodoxy and offers a savory blend of statistical fascination and whimsical wonder. Our findings invite the scientific community, skeptics, and enthusiasts, to embrace the ineffable and relish in the sausagely insights that have emerged from this extraordinary correlation. So, buckle up, grab a hotdog (from this dimension, if possible), and prepare to feast on the comedic and cosmic connotations that arise from our sausagely rendezvous with the unknown.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the obscure and delightfully curious topic of the potential correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs consumed by the esteemed champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Through a meticulous analysis of data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, our research team has unearthed fascinating findings that will surely leave both skeptics and enthusiasts scratching their heads in amazement. We calculated a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7951071 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1979 to 2021. Our study aims to shed light on this peculiar connection, providing vast room for out-of-this-world interpretations and doggone good theories. So, hold on to your foil hats and relish in this whimsical journey as we embark on uncovering the sausagely link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. Who knew that the truth was out there munching on a spicy sausage?
[[INTRDUCTION]]
“Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion” captures the essence of our delightful endeavor to uncover the cosmic connection between extraterrestrial phenomena and the devouring of mass quantities of hotdogs. As we embark on this journey of whimsical wonder, we are reminded that scientific inquiry knows no boundaries, not even the outer space occupied by mysterious unidentified flying objects and the inner realms of competitive eating.
Our research has come to fruition through a blend of scrutiny, spiciness, and statistical sizzle. Delving into the National UFO Reporting Center's databank and the annals of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, we sought to answer a question that may have been overlooked in the annals of scientific inquiry: Are UFO sightings in Wisconsin and hotdog consumption at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition somehow linked?
We approached this curious conundrum with an aim to tantalize the taste buds of both the empirically-minded and the skeptically-inclined alike. Our analysis, conducted with rigor and relish, has revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7951071. If that isn’t enough to make you want to sauerkraut a mouthful of disbelief, our mind-boggling p-value of less than 0.01 surely adds that extra mustard to the mix.
This quirky study aims to strike a balance between scientific inquiry and a bratwurst-laden sense of humor. So, join us on this peculiar gastronomical odyssey as we uncover the tantalizing link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. It’s not every day that one gets the opportunity to blend the starry skies with the land of wiener wonders. Stick around; you might just ketchup on something extraordinary.
[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the unusual relationship between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion has produced remarkably intriguing results. We uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7951071, indicating a strong positive correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. This correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6321953, suggesting that approximately 63% of the variance in hotdog consumption can be explained by the variance in UFO sightings. With a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings meet the conventional threshold for statistical significance, prompting us to entertain the notion that there might be more to this cosmic connection than meets the eye.
The compelling nature of this correlation is vividly depicted in Figure 1, which portrays a scatterplot showcasing the robust relationship between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs devoured by the reigning Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. As the UFO sightings soar into the stratosphere, so does the consumption of hotdogs, painting a picture that is as inexplicable as it is tantalizing. One cannot help but marvel at the celestial synchrony that appears to be at play here, transcending the boundaries of both gastronomic glory and extraterrestrial intrigue.
The magnitude of the correlation we unearthed undoubtedly challenges conventional scientific wisdom, inviting us to ponder the cosmic forces at work in the realm of competitive eating. This unexpected convergence of UFO sightings and hotdog consumption beckons us to embrace a broader perspective on the quirky interplay between celestial curiosities and competitive gustatory feats. Our findings are as mysterious as they are savory, offering a delightful blend of statistical fascination and whimsical wonder that will surely enliven scientific discourse and hotdog aficionados alike. So, let us relish this unlikely fusion of the celestial and the culinary and savor the sausagely insights that emerge from this extraordinary correlation.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, this gastronomically galactic expedition has left us with a sizzling revelation: the astronomical association between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and hotdog consumption by the reigning Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion is as real as the sizzle of a freshly grilled sausage. Our findings have spiced up the scientific landscape, offering a relish-worthy blend of statistical fascination and whimsical wonder that is sure to tantalize the taste buds of both skeptics and enthusiasts. Our correlation coefficient of 0.7951071 and a p-value of less than 0.01 provide a statistical bun-dle of evidence that calls for a cosmic celebration.
As we gaze upon the celestial synchrony depicted in our scatterplot, it becomes clear that there is a ketchup between the extraterrestrial and the epicurean realms. The relationship between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption may have us all reaching for our tin foil hats in disbelief, but the statistical evidence speaks volumes. It seems that the truth is out there, munching on a spicy sausage at Nathan's.
While our findings are as enigmatic as they are savory, we can confidently proclaim that no further research in this area is needed. After all, we've undoubtedly mustard up all the UFO-hotdog connections there are to find. So let's toast to this peculiar fusion of science and silliness and bid adieu to this bewildering yet grin-inducing correlation. As we turn our eyes back to the stars and our taste buds to other cosmic wonders, we can rest assured that the celestial and the culinary are more intertwined than we ever dared to imagine. Shall we dare to say, "E.T. phoned home for a hotdog-eating contest"?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Cuisines and Competitive Eating
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The International Institute for Extraterrestrial Sausage Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Bratwursts from Beyond: Exploring the Link Between UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Hotdogs Consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion with an abstract of This paper delves into the obscure and delightfully curious topic of the potential correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of hotdogs consumed by the esteemed champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Through a meticulous analysis of data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, our research team has unearthed fascinating findings that will surely leave both skeptics and enthusiasts scratching their heads in amazement. We calculated a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7951071 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1979 to 2021. Our study aims to shed light on this peculiar connection, providing vast room for out-of-this-world interpretations and doggone good theories. So, hold on to your foil hats and relish in this whimsical journey as we embark on uncovering the sausagely link between celestial visitors and competitive hotdog consumption. Who knew that the truth was out there munching on a spicy sausage?
ChatGPT:
UFO sightings, Wisconsin, hotdog consumption, Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, correlation, National UFO Reporting Center, Wikipedia, correlation coefficient, p-value, celestial visitors, sausages, extraterrestrial, aliens, hot dog consumption trends
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Data details
UFO sightings in WisconsinDetailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Wisconsin
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Wisconsin
Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Detailed data title: Hotdog Consumption by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.6321953 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 63.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Wisconsin) over the 43 years from 1979 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.9E-10. 0.0000000001913949964959182900
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.8 in 1.9E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 5,224,796,982 random variables You don't actually need 5 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 42 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 42 because we have two variables measured over a period of 43 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.65, 0.88 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1979 | 1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
UFO sightings in Wisconsin (UFO sightings) | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 11 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 3 | 6 | 9 | 5 | 16 | 12 | 19 | 36 | 73 | 48 | 79 | 47 | 62 | 50 | 62 | 38 | 56 | 67 | 60 | 60 | 112 | 152 | 174 | 142 | 123 | 119 | 80 | 39 | 129 | 132 | 31 |
Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion (Hotdogs eaten) | 9 | 9.5 | 11 | 11 | 10.5 | 9.5 | 11.75 | 15.5 | 13.5 | 10 | 15.5 | 16 | 21.5 | 19 | 17 | 20 | 19.5 | 22.25 | 24.5 | 19 | 20.25 | 25 | 50 | 50.5 | 44.5 | 53.33 | 49 | 53.75 | 66 | 59 | 68 | 54 | 62 | 68 | 69 | 61 | 62 | 70 | 72 | 74 | 71 | 75 | 76 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4,4,2,4,3,4,5,1,11,5,5,10,3,6,9,5,16,12,19,36,73,48,79,47,62,50,62,38,56,67,60,60,112,152,174,142,123,119,80,39,129,132,31,])
array_2 = np.array([9,9.5,11,11,10.5,9.5,11.75,15.5,13.5,10,15.5,16,21.5,19,17,20,19.5,22.25,24.5,19,20.25,25,50,50.5,44.5,53.33,49,53.75,66,59,68,54,62,68,69,61,62,70,72,74,71,75,76,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Wisconsin"
array_2_name = "Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1892 · Black Variable ID: 1166 · Red Variable ID: 500