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The increase in UFO sightings in Hawaii created a surge in tourism, leading to a higher demand for jet fuel. This demand was met by increased production in Angola, ultimately boosting the supply of gasoline pumped. You could say the UFOs were really fueling the economy, one intergalactic pit stop at a time!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ A photo-realistic image ] depicts a small remote village in Hawaii, with palm trees silhouetted against the night sky. A group of people gathers in awe, pointing upwards at a bright, unidentified object hovering above the palm trees. In the foreground, the warm glow of torches and the faint illumination of houses dot the village. In the background, a bustling city in Angola comes to life, with a line of cars patiently waiting at a gas station. The sound of gasoline being pumped continues, filling the air with a sense of bustling activity. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline pumped in Angola. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Oragami Symbolism Woodblock painting A photo-realistic image Celtic art
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline pumped in Angola together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a small remote village in Hawaii, a group of people gathered in awe as they pointed up at the night sky, watching a bright, unidentified object hovering above the palm trees. Meanwhile, in a bustling city in Angola, a line of cars waited patiently at a gas station, where the sound of gasoline being pumped filled the air.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: In a small remote village in Hawaii, a group of people gathered in awe as they pointed up at the night sky, watching a bright, unidentified object hovering above the palm trees. Meanwhile, in a bustling city in Angola, a line of cars waited patiently at a gas station, where the sound of gasoline being pumped filled the air. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ A photo-realistic image ] depicts a small remote village in Hawaii, with palm trees silhouetted against the night sky. A group of people gathers in awe, pointing upwards at a bright, unidentified object hovering above the palm trees. In the foreground, the warm glow of torches and the faint illumination of houses dot the village. In the background, a bustling city in Angola comes to life, with a line of cars patiently waiting at a gas station. The sound of gasoline being pumped continues, filling the air with a sense of bustling activity.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in UFO sightings in Hawaii positively influenced Gasoline pumped in Angola. Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola The Journal of Interstellar Energy Relations Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline pumped in Angola. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Include a pun in the title.
Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the pumping of gasoline in Angola, exploring the possibility of a cosmic correlation between these seemingly disparate occurrences. Leveraging data obtained from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team's analysis spanned over four decades from 1980 to 2021. To our surprise, a correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged, indicating a compelling relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings, while undoubtedly thought-provoking, leave us pondering the mystifying ways in which the cosmos may intersect with our earthly endeavors. The implications of this research extend far beyond the realms of conventional scholarly inquiry and may prompt us to revisit our understanding of celestial mechanics and earthly energy dynamics, urging us to consider the cosmic whimsy that may influence the mundane.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline pumped in Angola. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the pumping of gasoline in Angola, exploring the possibility of a cosmic correlation between these seemingly disparate occurrences. Leveraging data obtained from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team's analysis spanned over four decades from 1980 to 2021. To our surprise, a correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged, indicating a compelling relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings, while undoubtedly thought-provoking, leave us pondering the mystifying ways in which the cosmos may intersect with our earthly endeavors. The implications of this research extend far beyond the realms of conventional scholarly inquiry and may prompt us to revisit our understanding of celestial mechanics and earthly energy dynamics, urging us to consider the cosmic whimsy that may influence the mundane.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial has long been a topic of curiosity and intrigue, captivating the minds of scientists, conspiracy theorists, and science fiction enthusiasts alike. In this study, we embark on a scholarly odyssey to unravel the mysteries surrounding the peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola. At first glance, these two phenomena appear as distant from each other as Uranus is from Earth – both figuratively and literally. However, as we dug deeper into the abyss of data and statistical analysis, we stumbled upon an unexpected gravitational pull, drawing us closer to uncovering a cosmic correlation that defies conventional logic and challenges our understanding of the universe.
As researchers, we often find ourselves entrenched in the empirical and the rational, anchored in the gravity of evidence-based inquiry. However, there are moments when we must allow ourselves to drift into the uncharted territories of speculation and wonder, where the quirky and peculiar coexist with the rigorous and methodical. Our exploration into the enigmatic linkage between UFO sightings and gasoline consumption is one such venture, where the esoteric meets the empirical, and the absurd entertains the analytical.
In an ever-changing world where scientific discovery is often accompanied by a healthy dose of skepticism and the occasional eye-roll, it is imperative to approach unconventional topics with a blend of intellectual sobriety and a hint of playful curiosity – a dance as delicate as balancing a UFO on a fuel pump nozzle.
Join us as we navigate through the shadowy realms of ufology and the bright, blazing fields of energy consumption, treading the fine line between academic inquiry and intergalactic amusement. Let us delve into the depths of data and statistical analysis, all the while embracing the cosmic whimsy that peppers the scholarly landscape. After all, sometimes the most extraordinary discoveries emerge from the most improbable juxtapositions, much like finding a UFO in a petrol station.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline pumped in Angola. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the pumping of gasoline in Angola, exploring the possibility of a cosmic correlation between these seemingly disparate occurrences. Leveraging data obtained from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team's analysis spanned over four decades from 1980 to 2021. To our surprise, a correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged, indicating a compelling relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings, while undoubtedly thought-provoking, leave us pondering the mystifying ways in which the cosmos may intersect with our earthly endeavors. The implications of this research extend far beyond the realms of conventional scholarly inquiry and may prompt us to revisit our understanding of celestial mechanics and earthly energy dynamics, urging us to consider the cosmic whimsy that may influence the mundane.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial has long been a topic of curiosity and intrigue, captivating the minds of scientists, conspiracy theorists, and science fiction enthusiasts alike. In this study, we embark on a scholarly odyssey to unravel the mysteries surrounding the peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola. At first glance, these two phenomena appear as distant from each other as Uranus is from Earth – both figuratively and literally. However, as we dug deeper into the abyss of data and statistical analysis, we stumbled upon an unexpected gravitational pull, drawing us closer to uncovering a cosmic correlation that defies conventional logic and challenges our understanding of the universe.
As researchers, we often find ourselves entrenched in the empirical and the rational, anchored in the gravity of evidence-based inquiry. However, there are moments when we must allow ourselves to drift into the uncharted territories of speculation and wonder, where the quirky and peculiar coexist with the rigorous and methodical. Our exploration into the enigmatic linkage between UFO sightings and gasoline consumption is one such venture, where the esoteric meets the empirical, and the absurd entertains the analytical.
In an ever-changing world where scientific discovery is often accompanied by a healthy dose of skepticism and the occasional eye-roll, it is imperative to approach unconventional topics with a blend of intellectual sobriety and a hint of playful curiosity – a dance as delicate as balancing a UFO on a fuel pump nozzle.
Join us as we navigate through the shadowy realms of ufology and the bright, blazing fields of energy consumption, treading the fine line between academic inquiry and intergalactic amusement. Let us delve into the depths of data and statistical analysis, all the while embracing the cosmic whimsy that peppers the scholarly landscape. After all, sometimes the most extraordinary discoveries emerge from the most improbable juxtapositions, much like finding a UFO in a petrol station.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The enigmatic intersection of UFO sightings and earthly fuel consumption has been a topic of great interest and speculation among researchers and enthusiasts alike. Smith (2010) delved into the realm of anomalous aerial phenomena, offering a comprehensive analysis of UFO sightings across various geographical locations. Surprisingly, Doe (2015) conducted a study on global gasoline consumption trends, shedding light on the intricate dynamics of fuel utilization across continents. While these studies ostensibly appear disconnected, our research endeavors to weave together the threads of these seemingly disparate narratives, unraveling an unconventional yarn that may bridge the cosmic and terrestrial realms.
In "Extraterrestrial Petrology: Unveiling the Cosmic Chemistry of Alien Encounters" by Jones (2018), the author presents a theoretical framework that posits a connection between celestial visitations and earthly fuel sources, hinting at the possibility of interstellar refueling operations. This thought-provoking hypothesis, though seemingly outlandish, serves as a launchpad for our exploratory inquiries into the potential correlations between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the pumping of gasoline in Angola.
Turning to the realm of fiction, "The Martian Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury and "Contact" by Carl Sagan offer imaginative narratives that contemplate the interactions between extraterrestrial entities and human endeavors, providing a whimsical backdrop for our scholarly investigations. Furthermore, television programs such as "The X-Files" and "Ancient Aliens" have served as both sources of entertainment and informal research platforms, offering speculative insights into the potential influence of cosmic actors on terrestrial activities. Our engagement with these cultural artifacts has, in turn, fueled our curiosity and inspired us to dive deeper into the cosmic enigma that surrounds UFO sightings and fuel consumption.
In light of these eclectic influences, our research aims to unravel the peculiar connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola, navigating the intricate cosmic ballet that may be at play. As we venture further into this uncharted terrain, we acknowledge the need to balance intellectual rigor with a touch of interstellar whimsy, recognizing that the most unconventional discoveries often emerge from the unlikeliest juxtapositions. Thus, we embark on our journey with an open mind, ready to embrace the unexpected and ponder the cosmic capers that may influence the mundane.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline pumped in Angola. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1980 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the pumping of gasoline in Angola, exploring the possibility of a cosmic correlation between these seemingly disparate occurrences. Leveraging data obtained from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team's analysis spanned over four decades from 1980 to 2021. To our surprise, a correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged, indicating a compelling relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings, while undoubtedly thought-provoking, leave us pondering the mystifying ways in which the cosmos may intersect with our earthly endeavors. The implications of this research extend far beyond the realms of conventional scholarly inquiry and may prompt us to revisit our understanding of celestial mechanics and earthly energy dynamics, urging us to consider the cosmic whimsy that may influence the mundane.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial has long been a topic of curiosity and intrigue, captivating the minds of scientists, conspiracy theorists, and science fiction enthusiasts alike. In this study, we embark on a scholarly odyssey to unravel the mysteries surrounding the peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola. At first glance, these two phenomena appear as distant from each other as Uranus is from Earth – both figuratively and literally. However, as we dug deeper into the abyss of data and statistical analysis, we stumbled upon an unexpected gravitational pull, drawing us closer to uncovering a cosmic correlation that defies conventional logic and challenges our understanding of the universe.
As researchers, we often find ourselves entrenched in the empirical and the rational, anchored in the gravity of evidence-based inquiry. However, there are moments when we must allow ourselves to drift into the uncharted territories of speculation and wonder, where the quirky and peculiar coexist with the rigorous and methodical. Our exploration into the enigmatic linkage between UFO sightings and gasoline consumption is one such venture, where the esoteric meets the empirical, and the absurd entertains the analytical.
In an ever-changing world where scientific discovery is often accompanied by a healthy dose of skepticism and the occasional eye-roll, it is imperative to approach unconventional topics with a blend of intellectual sobriety and a hint of playful curiosity – a dance as delicate as balancing a UFO on a fuel pump nozzle.
Join us as we navigate through the shadowy realms of ufology and the bright, blazing fields of energy consumption, treading the fine line between academic inquiry and intergalactic amusement. Let us delve into the depths of data and statistical analysis, all the while embracing the cosmic whimsy that peppers the scholarly landscape. After all, sometimes the most extraordinary discoveries emerge from the most improbable juxtapositions, much like finding a UFO in a petrol station.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To elucidate the mysterious bond between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola, a multifaceted research approach was employed. Our methodology embraced the spirit of cosmic curiosity while upholding the rigors of empirical investigation. The primary data sources utilized were the National UFO Reporting Center (NUFORC) for UFO sightings and the Energy Information Administration (EIA) for gasoline consumption data in Angola. The time frame for data collection spanned from 1980 to 2021, encompassing a rich tapestry of four decades, much like the warp and weft of an intricately woven celestial fabric.
Firstly, the NUFORC database was combed through with meticulous attention, extracting information regarding reported UFO sightings in the Pacific paradise of Hawaii. The sightings were scrutinized for their type, location, and temporal patterns, revealing a constellation of UFO encounters illuminating the Hawaiian skies. Concurrently, the EIA's repository of energy statistics was tapped into, gleaning insights into gasoline consumption trends in Angola. The voluminous data provided a canvas upon which to paint the strokes of statistical analysis, with gasoline consumption serving as the terrestrial counterpart to the ethereal presence of UFO sightings.
The process of data refinement resembled navigating the murky waters of Loch Ness in search of elusive correlations. Numerous statistical methods were employed, including correlation analysis, regression modeling, and time series analysis, to tease out the underlying relationships between the sighting of unidentified aerial phenomena and the earthly venture of gasoline consumption. As the data points flickered and shimmered like distant stars, a correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 emerged, twinkling like a celestial beacon in the night sky. This coefficient, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, signaled a statistically significant relationship that defied the mundane laws of happenstance.
Furthermore, to ensure the robustness of our findings, sensitivity analyses were conducted to examine the stability of the identified correlation, akin to probing the cosmic stability of planetary orbits. Various sub-period analyses and control variables were evaluated, akin to astral bodies orbiting the central phenomenon, affirming the consistent nature of the otherworldly connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola.
In a nod to the unpredictable nature of extraterrestrial endeavors, the methodology also encompassed qualitative insights gleaned from anecdotal accounts and speculative musings, allowing space for imaginative exploration within the confines of empirical investigation. This qualitative approach serves as a celestial compass, guiding us through the nebulous expanse of ufological inquiry while grounding our speculations in the empirical bedrock of data analysis.
In sum, our methodology mirrored the dance of cosmic forces, coupling empirical precision with a touch of interstellar whimsy, as we voyaged into the uncharted territories of cosmic correlations. Together, our approach traversed the celestial and the terrestrial, blending the empirical gravity of data analysis with the weightless wonder of otherworldly phenomena, much like a spacecraft navigating the cosmic ocean while tethered to the gravitational pull of statistical inference.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline pumped in Angola. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration .
For the time period 1980 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8532521, r-squared of 0.7280391, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the pumping of gasoline in Angola, exploring the possibility of a cosmic correlation between these seemingly disparate occurrences. Leveraging data obtained from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team's analysis spanned over four decades from 1980 to 2021. To our surprise, a correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged, indicating a compelling relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings, while undoubtedly thought-provoking, leave us pondering the mystifying ways in which the cosmos may intersect with our earthly endeavors. The implications of this research extend far beyond the realms of conventional scholarly inquiry and may prompt us to revisit our understanding of celestial mechanics and earthly energy dynamics, urging us to consider the cosmic whimsy that may influence the mundane.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial has long been a topic of curiosity and intrigue, captivating the minds of scientists, conspiracy theorists, and science fiction enthusiasts alike. In this study, we embark on a scholarly odyssey to unravel the mysteries surrounding the peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola. At first glance, these two phenomena appear as distant from each other as Uranus is from Earth – both figuratively and literally. However, as we dug deeper into the abyss of data and statistical analysis, we stumbled upon an unexpected gravitational pull, drawing us closer to uncovering a cosmic correlation that defies conventional logic and challenges our understanding of the universe.
As researchers, we often find ourselves entrenched in the empirical and the rational, anchored in the gravity of evidence-based inquiry. However, there are moments when we must allow ourselves to drift into the uncharted territories of speculation and wonder, where the quirky and peculiar coexist with the rigorous and methodical. Our exploration into the enigmatic linkage between UFO sightings and gasoline consumption is one such venture, where the esoteric meets the empirical, and the absurd entertains the analytical.
In an ever-changing world where scientific discovery is often accompanied by a healthy dose of skepticism and the occasional eye-roll, it is imperative to approach unconventional topics with a blend of intellectual sobriety and a hint of playful curiosity – a dance as delicate as balancing a UFO on a fuel pump nozzle.
Join us as we navigate through the shadowy realms of ufology and the bright, blazing fields of energy consumption, treading the fine line between academic inquiry and intergalactic amusement. Let us delve into the depths of data and statistical analysis, all the while embracing the cosmic whimsy that peppers the scholarly landscape. After all, sometimes the most extraordinary discoveries emerge from the most improbable juxtapositions, much like finding a UFO in a petrol station.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the bewitching nexus of UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola has led us down a meandering path of cosmic contemplation. We scrutinized data from 1980 to 2021, sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, seeking to unravel the enigmatic tango between celestial apparitions and earthly fueling endeavors. Our statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8532521, with an r-squared of 0.7280391 and a p-value of less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence of a significant relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena.
Notably, the correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 suggests a strong positive correlation between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola. This numerical embrace between the ethereal and the mundane compels us to consider the cosmic forces at play, prompting us to marvel at the tantalizing interplay of the extraterrestrial and terrestrial spheres.
In Fig. 1, we present a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the tight bond between these cosmic visitors and earthly fueling activities, offering a snapshot of the cosmic waltz that unfurls in our statistical analysis. This visual representation serves as a haunting reminder of the cosmic dance that captivates our imagination and beckons us to explore the idiosyncrasies of the universe.
While we approach these findings with the gravity and rigor expected of scholarly inquiry, we cannot help but acknowledge the whimsical strangeness of these unearthly bedfellows. The implications of our results traverse conventional boundaries, inviting us to ponder the peculiar interconnectedness of celestial phenomena and terrestrial activities. As we contemplate the implications of this unexpected correlation, we are reminded of the whimsical dance of the cosmos, which occasionally waltzes into the orbit of our scientific endeavors, leaving us in awe of the cosmic quirkiness that permeates our empirical landscape.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline pumped in Angola. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the pumping of gasoline in Angola, exploring the possibility of a cosmic correlation between these seemingly disparate occurrences. Leveraging data obtained from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team's analysis spanned over four decades from 1980 to 2021. To our surprise, a correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged, indicating a compelling relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings, while undoubtedly thought-provoking, leave us pondering the mystifying ways in which the cosmos may intersect with our earthly endeavors. The implications of this research extend far beyond the realms of conventional scholarly inquiry and may prompt us to revisit our understanding of celestial mechanics and earthly energy dynamics, urging us to consider the cosmic whimsy that may influence the mundane.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The enigmatic intersection of UFO sightings and earthly fuel consumption has been a topic of great interest and speculation among researchers and enthusiasts alike. Smith (2010) delved into the realm of anomalous aerial phenomena, offering a comprehensive analysis of UFO sightings across various geographical locations. Surprisingly, Doe (2015) conducted a study on global gasoline consumption trends, shedding light on the intricate dynamics of fuel utilization across continents. While these studies ostensibly appear disconnected, our research endeavors to weave together the threads of these seemingly disparate narratives, unraveling an unconventional yarn that may bridge the cosmic and terrestrial realms.
In "Extraterrestrial Petrology: Unveiling the Cosmic Chemistry of Alien Encounters" by Jones (2018), the author presents a theoretical framework that posits a connection between celestial visitations and earthly fuel sources, hinting at the possibility of interstellar refueling operations. This thought-provoking hypothesis, though seemingly outlandish, serves as a launchpad for our exploratory inquiries into the potential correlations between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the pumping of gasoline in Angola.
Turning to the realm of fiction, "The Martian Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury and "Contact" by Carl Sagan offer imaginative narratives that contemplate the interactions between extraterrestrial entities and human endeavors, providing a whimsical backdrop for our scholarly investigations. Furthermore, television programs such as "The X-Files" and "Ancient Aliens" have served as both sources of entertainment and informal research platforms, offering speculative insights into the potential influence of cosmic actors on terrestrial activities. Our engagement with these cultural artifacts has, in turn, fueled our curiosity and inspired us to dive deeper into the cosmic enigma that surrounds UFO sightings and fuel consumption.
In light of these eclectic influences, our research aims to unravel the peculiar connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola, navigating the intricate cosmic ballet that may be at play. As we venture further into this uncharted terrain, we acknowledge the need to balance intellectual rigor with a touch of interstellar whimsy, recognizing that the most unconventional discoveries often emerge from the unlikeliest juxtapositions. Thus, we embark on our journey with an open mind, ready to embrace the unexpected and ponder the cosmic capers that may influence the mundane.
[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the bewitching nexus of UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola has led us down a meandering path of cosmic contemplation. We scrutinized data from 1980 to 2021, sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, seeking to unravel the enigmatic tango between celestial apparitions and earthly fueling endeavors. Our statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8532521, with an r-squared of 0.7280391 and a p-value of less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence of a significant relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena.
Notably, the correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 suggests a strong positive correlation between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola. This numerical embrace between the ethereal and the mundane compels us to consider the cosmic forces at play, prompting us to marvel at the tantalizing interplay of the extraterrestrial and terrestrial spheres.
In Fig. 1, we present a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the tight bond between these cosmic visitors and earthly fueling activities, offering a snapshot of the cosmic waltz that unfurls in our statistical analysis. This visual representation serves as a haunting reminder of the cosmic dance that captivates our imagination and beckons us to explore the idiosyncrasies of the universe.
While we approach these findings with the gravity and rigor expected of scholarly inquiry, we cannot help but acknowledge the whimsical strangeness of these unearthly bedfellows. The implications of our results traverse conventional boundaries, inviting us to ponder the peculiar interconnectedness of celestial phenomena and terrestrial activities. As we contemplate the implications of this unexpected correlation, we are reminded of the whimsical dance of the cosmos, which occasionally waltzes into the orbit of our scientific endeavors, leaving us in awe of the cosmic quirkiness that permeates our empirical landscape.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of our research provide a compelling account of the cosmic dalliance between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola. While the unearthly bedfellows of interstellar phenomena and earthly fueling activities may initially appear incongruous, our statistical analysis has unearthed a substantial correlation that beckons us to ponder the cosmic capers at play.
Our results echo the observations made by Smith (2010) and Doe (2015), underscoring the interconnected nature of celestial visitations and terrestrial fuel dynamics. The strength of the correlation coefficient, a robust 0.8532521, aligns with the theoretical inklings put forth by Jones (2018), hinting at a cosmic choreography that orchestrates the interactions between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. This correlation fortifies the notion that cosmic influencers may whimsically intersect with our earthly endeavors, inviting us to contemplate the cosmic dance that we unwittingly partake in.
Amidst the scholarly solemnity that accompanies our empirical investigations, we cannot disregard the oddity of this apparent celestial tango. The visual depiction in Fig. 1 encapsulates the ethereal waltz between otherworldly sightings and terrestrial fueling, urging us to embrace the whimsical strangeness that permeates our scientific landscape. Our foray into this uncharted terrain emphasizes the need for intellectual rigor, coupled with a dash of interstellar whimsy, acknowledging that the most unforeseen juxtapositions often yield the most tantalizing insights.
While the implications of our findings may be met with skepticism, we urge the scientific community to approach this curious correlation with an open mind. The cosmic ballet that unfurls in our statistical analysis challenges us to reconsider the often unforeseen interplay between the cosmic and the mundane, prompting us to ponder the celestial capers that may influence our empirical realities. As we wade through the enigma of UFO sightings and gasoline consumption, we are reminded of the serendipitous whimsy that occasionally infuses our scholarly pursuits, inspiring us to behold the cosmic quirkiness that pervades our empirical panorama.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline pumped in Angola. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the pumping of gasoline in Angola, exploring the possibility of a cosmic correlation between these seemingly disparate occurrences. Leveraging data obtained from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team's analysis spanned over four decades from 1980 to 2021. To our surprise, a correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged, indicating a compelling relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings, while undoubtedly thought-provoking, leave us pondering the mystifying ways in which the cosmos may intersect with our earthly endeavors. The implications of this research extend far beyond the realms of conventional scholarly inquiry and may prompt us to revisit our understanding of celestial mechanics and earthly energy dynamics, urging us to consider the cosmic whimsy that may influence the mundane.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial has long been a topic of curiosity and intrigue, captivating the minds of scientists, conspiracy theorists, and science fiction enthusiasts alike. In this study, we embark on a scholarly odyssey to unravel the mysteries surrounding the peculiar relationship between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola. At first glance, these two phenomena appear as distant from each other as Uranus is from Earth – both figuratively and literally. However, as we dug deeper into the abyss of data and statistical analysis, we stumbled upon an unexpected gravitational pull, drawing us closer to uncovering a cosmic correlation that defies conventional logic and challenges our understanding of the universe.
As researchers, we often find ourselves entrenched in the empirical and the rational, anchored in the gravity of evidence-based inquiry. However, there are moments when we must allow ourselves to drift into the uncharted territories of speculation and wonder, where the quirky and peculiar coexist with the rigorous and methodical. Our exploration into the enigmatic linkage between UFO sightings and gasoline consumption is one such venture, where the esoteric meets the empirical, and the absurd entertains the analytical.
In an ever-changing world where scientific discovery is often accompanied by a healthy dose of skepticism and the occasional eye-roll, it is imperative to approach unconventional topics with a blend of intellectual sobriety and a hint of playful curiosity – a dance as delicate as balancing a UFO on a fuel pump nozzle.
Join us as we navigate through the shadowy realms of ufology and the bright, blazing fields of energy consumption, treading the fine line between academic inquiry and intergalactic amusement. Let us delve into the depths of data and statistical analysis, all the while embracing the cosmic whimsy that peppers the scholarly landscape. After all, sometimes the most extraordinary discoveries emerge from the most improbable juxtapositions, much like finding a UFO in a petrol station.
[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the bewitching nexus of UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola has led us down a meandering path of cosmic contemplation. We scrutinized data from 1980 to 2021, sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, seeking to unravel the enigmatic tango between celestial apparitions and earthly fueling endeavors. Our statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8532521, with an r-squared of 0.7280391 and a p-value of less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence of a significant relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena.
Notably, the correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 suggests a strong positive correlation between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola. This numerical embrace between the ethereal and the mundane compels us to consider the cosmic forces at play, prompting us to marvel at the tantalizing interplay of the extraterrestrial and terrestrial spheres.
In Fig. 1, we present a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the tight bond between these cosmic visitors and earthly fueling activities, offering a snapshot of the cosmic waltz that unfurls in our statistical analysis. This visual representation serves as a haunting reminder of the cosmic dance that captivates our imagination and beckons us to explore the idiosyncrasies of the universe.
While we approach these findings with the gravity and rigor expected of scholarly inquiry, we cannot help but acknowledge the whimsical strangeness of these unearthly bedfellows. The implications of our results traverse conventional boundaries, inviting us to ponder the peculiar interconnectedness of celestial phenomena and terrestrial activities. As we contemplate the implications of this unexpected correlation, we are reminded of the whimsical dance of the cosmos, which occasionally waltzes into the orbit of our scientific endeavors, leaving us in awe of the cosmic quirkiness that permeates our empirical landscape.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our study has uncovered a statistically significant correlation between UFO sightings in Hawaii and gasoline consumption in Angola, a connection that challenges conventional understanding and tickles the imagination. While our findings may seem as unconventional as a UFO landing in a gas station, they nevertheless prompt us to consider the cosmic ballet that intertwines with our earthly pursuits. The robust correlation coefficient and visually striking scatterplot serve as exhilarating evidence of this cosmic tango, urging us to acknowledge the lingering enigma that trails behind the UFO phenomenon and its unexpected association with gasoline consumption.
As we wrap up this cosmic caper, we are prompted to ponder the quirky machinations of the universe and the potential interplay of the extraterrestrial with our earthly affairs. Our research may elicit a chuckle or two, but it also invites us to embrace the delightful fusion of speculative curiosity and empirical inquiry, a fusion as delightful as finding a UFO-shaped potato in a bag of earthly spuds.
In light of these remarkable findings, we assert that no further research is needed in this area. After all, sometimes it's best to let the cosmic mysteries marinate in the sauce of scholarly scrutiny and enjoy the occasional offbeat discovery, even if it involves the otherworldly allure of fueling objects.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Interstellar Energy Relations
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
Society for Extraterrestrial Energy Economics
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Unidentified Fueling Objects: Exploring the Otherworldly Link between UFO Sightings in Hawaii and Gasoline Consumption in Angola with an abstract of This study delves into the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the pumping of gasoline in Angola, exploring the possibility of a cosmic correlation between these seemingly disparate occurrences. Leveraging data obtained from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team's analysis spanned over four decades from 1980 to 2021. To our surprise, a correlation coefficient of 0.8532521 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emerged, indicating a compelling relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings, while undoubtedly thought-provoking, leave us pondering the mystifying ways in which the cosmos may intersect with our earthly endeavors. The implications of this research extend far beyond the realms of conventional scholarly inquiry and may prompt us to revisit our understanding of celestial mechanics and earthly energy dynamics, urging us to consider the cosmic whimsy that may influence the mundane.
ChatGPT:
UFO sightings Hawaii, gasoline consumption Angola, cosmic correlation, unidentified fueling objects, National UFO Reporting Center, Energy Information Administration, correlation coefficient, statistical significance, celestial mechanics, earthly energy dynamics
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Data details
UFO sightings in HawaiiDetailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Hawaii
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Hawaii
Gasoline pumped in Angola
Detailed data title: Volume of gasoline pumped consumed in Angola in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Gasoline pumped in Angola
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.7280391 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 72.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Gasoline pumped in Angola) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Hawaii) over the 42 years from 1980 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 7.1E-13. 0.0000000000007136160219255309
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.85 in 7.1E-11% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,401,313,828,832 random variables You don't actually need 1 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 41 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 41 because we have two variables measured over a period of 42 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.74, 0.92 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
UFO sightings in Hawaii (UFO sightings) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 9 | 13 | 12 | 15 | 12 | 18 | 18 | 10 | 19 | 16 | 16 | 30 | 21 | 35 | 51 | 66 | 25 | 26 | 14 | 12 | 48 | 46 | 8 |
Gasoline pumped in Angola (Million Barrels/Day) | 1.51261 | 1.51261 | 1.58824 | 1.66387 | 1.43697 | 1.89076 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.7 | 1.6 | 1.7 | 1.8 | 1.6 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 1.5 | 2.5 | 3.8 | 3.28615 | 3.50548 | 4.22995 | 3.48211 | 8.48339 | 7.59521 | 8.10934 | 10.4931 | 14.24 | 17.5274 | 21 | 23 | 23 | 22 | 24.5851 | 22.5753 | 19.21 | 15.1203 | 15.167 | 26.3612 | 25.1707 | 19.9579 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2,0,0,2,1,3,1,0,1,2,1,1,2,6,4,2,0,5,6,9,13,12,15,12,18,18,10,19,16,16,30,21,35,51,66,25,26,14,12,48,46,8,])
array_2 = np.array([1.51261,1.51261,1.58824,1.66387,1.43697,1.89076,1.8,1.8,1.6,1.6,1.7,1.6,1.7,1.8,1.6,1.7,1.7,1.5,2.5,3.8,3.28615,3.50548,4.22995,3.48211,8.48339,7.59521,8.10934,10.4931,14.24,17.5274,21,23,23,22,24.5851,22.5753,19.21,15.1203,15.167,26.3612,25.1707,19.9579,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Hawaii"
array_2_name = "Gasoline pumped in Angola"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1883 · Black Variable ID: 1190 · Red Variable ID: 24134