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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Spreading Wealth: The Butter-ly Effect on the Economic Churn in the Washington Metro Area
Journal of Economic Entomology
r=0.978 · 95% conf. int. [0.946,0.991] · r2=0.957 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Taxes, Suspension, and Bumps in the Road: A Correlational Odyssey
The Journal of Quirky Correlations
r=0.770 · 95% conf. int. [0.620,0.866] · r2=0.593 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Slap Shots and Gas Tanks: Uncovering the Surprising Link Between Zdeno Chara's Seasonal Total Goal Assists and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Israel
Journal of Sports Analytics and Energy Consumption
r=0.750 · 95% conf. int. [0.504,0.883] · r2=0.562 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Revving Up the Spam: An Exhaustive Examination of the Relationship between Yamaha Motorcycle Registrations in the UK and Annual Email Spam Rates
The Journal of Whimsical Data Analysis
r=0.903 · 95% conf. int. [0.773,0.961] · r2=0.816 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Saturn's Sojourn and HP Satisfaction: A Cosmic Correlation
Journal of Celestial Conjunctions
r=0.696 · 95% conf. int. [0.436,0.849] · r2=0.484 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Panel Perplexities: Addressing the Correlation Conundrum Between North American Digital Comic Sales and Google Searches for 'How to Calculate a Correlation'
The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Quandaries
r=0.969 · 95% conf. int. [0.896,0.991] · r2=0.939 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Tech Support Troubles and Winnebago Woes: A Correlation between Computer User Support Specialists in Minnesota and Automotive Recalls
The Journal of Quirky Correlations in Research
r=0.958 · 95% conf. int. [0.843,0.989] · r2=0.918 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Unidentified Flying Objects and Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Winner: A Link That's Out of This World?
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Gastronomy
r=0.837 · 95% conf. int. [0.716,0.909] · r2=0.700 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Surreptitious Shrek Searches: The Symbiotic Relationship Between Stinky Smog in Claremont and Searches for our Favorite Ogre
The Journal of Eccentric Atmospheric Phenomena
r=0.828 · 95% conf. int. [0.588,0.934] · r2=0.685 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Drawing Bloodlines: The Correlation Between Google Searches for 'How to Annex Texas' and the Number of Phlebotomists in Georgia
The Journal of Unconventional Data Analysis
r=0.952 · 95% conf. int. [0.822,0.988] · r2=0.907 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Scoring Goals and Stealing Ships: The Intriguing Relationship Between NCAA Men's Lacrosse Div I Championship Final Point Differential and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia
The Journal of Sports Piratology
r=0.658 · 95% conf. int. [0.220,0.875] · r2=0.433 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Neptonian Nonsense: The Quirky Correlation Between Solar Distance and Petroleum Consumption in Azerbaijan
The Journal of Eccentric Energy Economics
r=0.798 · 95% conf. int. [0.614,0.900] · r2=0.636 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fueling the Farm: A Crude Connection Between Petroleum Consumption in Azerbaijan and the Number of Farm Equipment Mechanics in Alabama
The Journal of Energy Economics and Agricultural Labor Trends
r=0.928 · 95% conf. int. [0.759,0.980] · r2=0.862 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

WhatsApp Wackiness: Weighing the Wobbly Wired Wisdom on Coke's Stock Price
The Journal of Digital Dilemmas
r=0.973 · 95% conf. int. [0.916,0.992] · r2=0.947 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Playing with Fire: The Scorching Relationship Between Arson in Alabama and the Number of Library Assistants
The Journal of Pyromania and Library Science
r=0.773 · 95% conf. int. [0.502,0.906] · r2=0.597 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Cosmic Classroom: Exploring the Correlation Between the Distance from Neptune to Saturn and the Number of Kindergarten Teachers in Louisiana
The Journal of Irreverent Astrophysics
r=0.929 · 95% conf. int. [0.827,0.972] · r2=0.864 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Marisa's Bras: A Hilarious Mess or Robbery Success? A Statistical Analysis of the Marisa Name Popularity and Robberies in Minnesota
The Journal of Quirky Social Science
r=0.887 · 95% conf. int. [0.792,0.940] · r2=0.787 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Ignition of Linguistic Curiosities: A Combustible Connection Between 'Why Isn't 11 Pronounced Onety One' Google Searches and Kerosene Usage in Romania
The Journal of Linguistic Combustion Studies
r=0.821 · 95% conf. int. [0.574,0.931] · r2=0.674 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Air-ly Bird Gets the Paycheck: A Breath of Fresh Air for Associate Professor Salaries
The Journal of Financial Clout and Fresh Airconomics
r=0.843 · 95% conf. int. [0.544,0.952] · r2=0.710 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Milky Way: Exploring the Correlation Between SciShow Space YouTube Video Views and the Golden Ticket to 'Willy Wonka' Meme Popularity
The Journal of Meme Metrics
r=0.949 · 95% conf. int. [0.794,0.988] · r2=0.901 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stalks and Volcanoes: Exploring the Cornnection Between GMO Corn in Illinois and Icelandic Geothermal Power
The Journal of Agricultural Astrogeology
r=0.977 · 95% conf. int. [0.944,0.991] · r2=0.954 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries
The Journal of Quirky Literary Studies
r=0.797 · 95% conf. int. [0.499,0.927] · r2=0.636 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Out of This World Ratings: The Celestial Connection Between Neptune's Distance and Top TV Shows
The Interstellar Journal of Astronomical Entertainment Analysis
r=0.786 · 95% conf. int. [0.642,0.876] · r2=0.617 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Catty Christmas: Correlating Average Household Spend on Christmas Gifts with Google Searches for 'My Cat Scratched Me'
The Journal of Feline Festivities
r=0.906 · 95% conf. int. [0.734,0.969] · r2=0.820 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Zombie Zeal and Real Estate: A Zany Zombieland Zest for Zombie Searches and Zesty Zillow Zones
Journal of Quirky Real Estate Research
r=0.936 · 95% conf. int. [0.838,0.976] · r2=0.876 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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