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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is xkcd comics published about literature and the second variable is Robberies in Vermont.  The chart goes from 2007 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of xkcd comics about literature increased, so did the number of book enthusiasts flocking to Vermont. These visitors, caught up in the intrigue of literary references, found themselves drawn to the bustling criminal underworld. In their fervor for all things book-related, they inadvertently sparked a wave of daring heists, leaving the authorities scratching their heads as to why Shakespeare and Hemingway seemed to be the unusual inspiration behind the sudden rise in robberies. The increase in xkcd comics published about literature may be positively influencing robberies in Vermont through the unintended consequence of attracting more tourists to the state. Tourists who are coming to Vermont after being drawn in by the literary theme in the comics. More tourists can sometimes lead to more opportunities for theft, which could explain the correlation.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a cozy, quaint Vermont town where a unique crime is unfolding in a bookstore. Inside the store, a group of robbers are seen frantically grabbing classic literature off the shelves, shouting puns related to the books they're grabbing. Meanwhile, a small cluster of people are gathered around a smartphone, laughing at xkcd webcomics about literature. The scene depicts an unexpected intersection of book thievery and witty humor, creating a visually intriguing and humorous scenario. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: xkcd comics published about literature and Robberies in Vermont. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a Polaroid photo Futuristic Sci-fi fantacy Photorealism Magic realism
ChatGPT: xkcd comics published about literature

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both xkcd comics published about literature and Robberies in Vermont, in the following situation: There is a clear connection here - as the literary landscape depicted in xkcd comics evolved, criminals in Vermont felt compelled to "puns-h" their way into bookstores and "plot" a heist. It's "novel" how this seemingly "fictional" correlation has turned into a "crime thriller" in the real world. It's as if the characters in the comics "poetry-sed" them into a life of larceny, leaving law enforcement officials to "prose-cute" these "fiction-fueled felons." This unexpected link between webcomics and thievery has truly become a "page-turner" in the world of bizarre correlations.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a quaint Vermont town, a cozy bookstore is the scene of a unique crime. Inside, robbers are scampering around, holding up classic literature, while nearby, a group of people are huddled around a smartphone, laughing at xkcd comics about literature. The criminals seem to be shouting puns related to the books they're grabbing, and the webcomic fans are chuckling at the clever wordplay. It's a strange and unexpected intersection of literature and thievery.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ xkcd comics published about literature ] and depicting this scene: In a quaint Vermont town, a cozy bookstore is the scene of a unique crime. Inside, robbers are scampering around, holding up classic literature, while nearby, a group of people are huddled around a smartphone, laughing at xkcd comics about literature. The criminals seem to be shouting puns related to the books they're grabbing, and the webcomic fans are chuckling at the clever wordplay. It's a strange and unexpected intersection of literature and thievery. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a cozy, quaint Vermont town where a unique crime is unfolding in a bookstore. Inside the store, a group of robbers are seen frantically grabbing classic literature off the shelves, shouting puns related to the books they're grabbing. Meanwhile, a small cluster of people are gathered around a smartphone, laughing at xkcd webcomics about literature. The scene depicts an unexpected intersection of book thievery and witty humor, creating a visually intriguing and humorous scenario.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in xkcd comics published about literature positively influenced Robberies in Vermont.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries

The Journal of Quirky Literary Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about literature and Robberies in Vermont. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from AI analysis of xkcd comics and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7973351 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long fascinated researchers, from the physics of coffee stains to the relationship between xkcd comics on literature and the occurrence of robberies in Vermont. In this study, we delved into the intersection of literary-themed xkcd comics and reported burglaries in the Green Mountain State, unearthing some surprising findings that may "novel"-ly shed light on this enigmatic correlation.

Harnessing the power of AI analysis on a comprehensive dataset of xkcd comics and leveraging FBI Criminal Justice Information Services records, our research team unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7973351 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2007 to 2022. It appears that as the witticisms about literature in xkcd comics proliferated, so did the incidents of heists in Vermont. It's almost as though the burglars were on a "novel" quest for enlightenment!

Our findings raise intriguing questions about the influence of literary themes in popular culture on criminal behavior and the potential of utilizing humor and cultural references in criminology. As more light is shed on this unlikely relationship, it becomes evident that the world of criminal justice is not immune to the "punny" influences of literature and humor. One might even say it's a "crime and pun-ishment" situation!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about literature and Robberies in Vermont. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long fascinated researchers, from the physics of coffee stains to the relationship between xkcd comics on literature and the occurrence of robberies in Vermont. In this study, we delved into the intersection of literary-themed xkcd comics and reported burglaries in the Green Mountain State, unearthing some surprising findings that may "novel"-ly shed light on this enigmatic correlation.

Harnessing the power of AI analysis on a comprehensive dataset of xkcd comics and leveraging FBI Criminal Justice Information Services records, our research team unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7973351 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2007 to 2022. It appears that as the witticisms about literature in xkcd comics proliferated, so did the incidents of heists in Vermont. It's almost as though the burglars were on a "novel" quest for enlightenment!

Our findings raise intriguing questions about the influence of literary themes in popular culture on criminal behavior and the potential of utilizing humor and cultural references in criminology. As more light is shed on this unlikely relationship, it becomes evident that the world of criminal justice is not immune to the "punny" influences of literature and humor. One might even say it's a "crime and pun-ishment" situation!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The pursuit of understanding correlations between seemingly unrelated phenomena has been the cornerstone of scientific inquiry. From the infamous "but why?" of children to the rigorous statistical analyses in academic research, the quest to uncover connections shapes our understanding of the world. In the realm of cultural phenomena, the influence of popular media on human behavior has been a topic of scholarly interest. In this study, we embark on an investigation into the intriguing relationship between xkcd comics centered on literature and the incidence of robberies in the state of Vermont. It's like solving a mystery with a touch of literary humor – akin to Sherlock Holmes trading his deerstalker hat for a quip about Dostoevsky.

The comics of xkcd, authored by Randall Munroe, have garnered a fervent following for their wry commentary, intellectual humor, and distinctive stick-figure artistry. Focusing on themes ranging from scientific inquiry to pop culture, xkcd has also ventured into the realm of literature, weaving intricate and often whimsical observations on the written word. As compelling as a well-constructed plot twist, these comics have woven a tapestry of literary musings that one might describe as "novel" in their approach – pun absolutely intended.

Amid this rich tapestry of artistic expression, an unexpected thread emerges – a statistical association between the publication of literary-themed xkcd comics and the occurrence of burglaries in Vermont. It's as if the punchlines held a certain "larcenous" charm irresistible to the denizens of Vermont, prompting a quip-laden pilfering spree. The seemingly innocuous ink and pixel renderings of literature-loving stick figures appear to have captivated not only readers but also, bafflingly, potential burglars. One might say that these burglarious individuals "stole" the show in the most unexpected of ways.

In the next sections, we will delve into the methodology employed, present our empirical findings, and discuss the implications of this unlikely convergence of literature-themed humor and criminal activity. On this journey, as we uncover the peculiar intersections between artistic expression and criminal behavior, we'll keep our investigative skills honed and our ironic wit sharpened. After all, in this "novel" odyssey, even the most unsuspecting pun might hold a clue.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about literature and Robberies in Vermont. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long fascinated researchers, from the physics of coffee stains to the relationship between xkcd comics on literature and the occurrence of robberies in Vermont. In this study, we delved into the intersection of literary-themed xkcd comics and reported burglaries in the Green Mountain State, unearthing some surprising findings that may "novel"-ly shed light on this enigmatic correlation.

Harnessing the power of AI analysis on a comprehensive dataset of xkcd comics and leveraging FBI Criminal Justice Information Services records, our research team unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7973351 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2007 to 2022. It appears that as the witticisms about literature in xkcd comics proliferated, so did the incidents of heists in Vermont. It's almost as though the burglars were on a "novel" quest for enlightenment!

Our findings raise intriguing questions about the influence of literary themes in popular culture on criminal behavior and the potential of utilizing humor and cultural references in criminology. As more light is shed on this unlikely relationship, it becomes evident that the world of criminal justice is not immune to the "punny" influences of literature and humor. One might even say it's a "crime and pun-ishment" situation!

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of understanding correlations between seemingly unrelated phenomena has been the cornerstone of scientific inquiry. From the infamous "but why?" of children to the rigorous statistical analyses in academic research, the quest to uncover connections shapes our understanding of the world. In the realm of cultural phenomena, the influence of popular media on human behavior has been a topic of scholarly interest. In this study, we embark on an investigation into the intriguing relationship between xkcd comics centered on literature and the incidence of robberies in the state of Vermont. It's like solving a mystery with a touch of literary humor – akin to Sherlock Holmes trading his deerstalker hat for a quip about Dostoevsky.
The comics of xkcd, authored by Randall Munroe, have garnered a fervent following for their wry commentary, intellectual humor, and distinctive stick-figure artistry. Focusing on themes ranging from scientific inquiry to pop culture, xkcd has also ventured into the realm of literature, weaving intricate and often whimsical observations on the written word. As compelling as a well-constructed plot twist, these comics have woven a tapestry of literary musings that one might describe as "novel" in their approach – pun absolutely intended.
Amid this rich tapestry of artistic expression, an unexpected thread emerges – a statistical association between the publication of literary-themed xkcd comics and the occurrence of burglaries in Vermont. It's as if the punchlines held a certain "larcenous" charm irresistible to the denizens of Vermont, prompting a quip-laden pilfering spree. The seemingly innocuous ink and pixel renderings of literature-loving stick figures appear to have captivated not only readers but also, bafflingly, potential burglars. One might say that these burglarious individuals "stole" the show in the most unexpected of ways.
In the next sections, we will delve into the methodology employed, present our empirical findings, and discuss the implications of this unlikely convergence of literature-themed humor and criminal activity. On this journey, as we uncover the peculiar intersections between artistic expression and criminal behavior, we'll keep our investigative skills honed and our ironic wit sharpened. After all, in this "novel" odyssey, even the most unsuspecting pun might hold a clue.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

As we venture into the curious realm where xkcd literature-themed comics meet Vermont burglaries, our investigation unveils unexpected layers reminiscent of a suspenseful thriller, albeit with a dash of wry humor. In "A Study of Unlikely Pairings," Smith et al. extensively explore the enigmatic correlations between seemingly disparate cultural artifacts, paving the way for our own foray into the connection between literary musings and criminal capers. The stage is set for a "novel" investigation that will leave no pun unturned.

Investigating this unusual correlation requires a multidisciplinary approach, reminiscent of Mary Shelley's fusion of science and literature in "Frankenstein." Just as the monster in the tale is a conglomeration of disparate elements, our research draws from diverse sources, ranging from scholarly treatises on humor psychology to non-fiction narratives exploring the mysterious allure of Vermont's landscapes.

In "The Comedy of Crime," Doe et al. delve into the intricate interplay between humor and criminal behavior, shedding light on the tantalizing proposition that the wit and whimsy of xkcd comics might have an unexpected impact on the subconscious mind of would-be burglars. It's as though the allure of the "larcenous chuckle" is an irresistible siren's call for those of a larcenous persuasion, a pun-laden Pandora's box that our research aims to unlock.

Venturing into the domain of non-fiction literature that may hold subtle influences on criminal behavior, we turn to works such as "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by Jared Diamond. While seemingly unrelated to our investigation at first glance, the intricate web of causal relationships explored in this seminal work demonstrates the significance of considering seemingly unrelated influences when unraveling complex phenomena. After all, one cannot discount the possibility of burglars seeking inspiration from the intellectual musings of Randall Munroe while also contemplating the effects of geographical and historical factors on criminal activity.

As we tiptoe into the realm of fiction, pondering the whimsical allure of literature that might captivate both bibliophiles and burglars alike, we draw inspiration from the likes of Agatha Christie's "The Mysterious Affair at Styles." In neck-and-neck chases of wit and whimsy, one is reminded of the tangled web of intrigue and the unexpected twist that awaits us at every turn.

Bearing in mind the classic board game "Clue" and its adage of "following the trail of breadcrumbs," our investigation takes an unexpected turn. Perhaps the burglars, too, left behind subtle clues imbued with literary references, as if daring us to connect the proverbial dots in this "whodunit" of puns and pilfering. Or perhaps, in a twist worthy of a metafictional narrative, the burglaries themselves are a form of performance art, mimicking the plotlines of literary capers in a surreal and unexpected manifestation.

As we embark on this "novel" odyssey through the annals of literature and criminal misadventures, one can't help but wonder – did the burglars discuss the existential musings of Hamlet while absconding with their ill-gotten gains? Or perhaps they left behind annotated copies of Sherlock Holmes tales, challenging us to pick up the gauntlet of literary investigation. Only time will tell as we unravel the curious case of xkcd comics and Vermont burglaries, armed with statistical analyses and a healthy dose of literary levity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about literature and Robberies in Vermont. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of xkcd comics and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 2007 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long fascinated researchers, from the physics of coffee stains to the relationship between xkcd comics on literature and the occurrence of robberies in Vermont. In this study, we delved into the intersection of literary-themed xkcd comics and reported burglaries in the Green Mountain State, unearthing some surprising findings that may "novel"-ly shed light on this enigmatic correlation.

Harnessing the power of AI analysis on a comprehensive dataset of xkcd comics and leveraging FBI Criminal Justice Information Services records, our research team unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7973351 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2007 to 2022. It appears that as the witticisms about literature in xkcd comics proliferated, so did the incidents of heists in Vermont. It's almost as though the burglars were on a "novel" quest for enlightenment!

Our findings raise intriguing questions about the influence of literary themes in popular culture on criminal behavior and the potential of utilizing humor and cultural references in criminology. As more light is shed on this unlikely relationship, it becomes evident that the world of criminal justice is not immune to the "punny" influences of literature and humor. One might even say it's a "crime and pun-ishment" situation!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of understanding correlations between seemingly unrelated phenomena has been the cornerstone of scientific inquiry. From the infamous "but why?" of children to the rigorous statistical analyses in academic research, the quest to uncover connections shapes our understanding of the world. In the realm of cultural phenomena, the influence of popular media on human behavior has been a topic of scholarly interest. In this study, we embark on an investigation into the intriguing relationship between xkcd comics centered on literature and the incidence of robberies in the state of Vermont. It's like solving a mystery with a touch of literary humor – akin to Sherlock Holmes trading his deerstalker hat for a quip about Dostoevsky.
The comics of xkcd, authored by Randall Munroe, have garnered a fervent following for their wry commentary, intellectual humor, and distinctive stick-figure artistry. Focusing on themes ranging from scientific inquiry to pop culture, xkcd has also ventured into the realm of literature, weaving intricate and often whimsical observations on the written word. As compelling as a well-constructed plot twist, these comics have woven a tapestry of literary musings that one might describe as "novel" in their approach – pun absolutely intended.
Amid this rich tapestry of artistic expression, an unexpected thread emerges – a statistical association between the publication of literary-themed xkcd comics and the occurrence of burglaries in Vermont. It's as if the punchlines held a certain "larcenous" charm irresistible to the denizens of Vermont, prompting a quip-laden pilfering spree. The seemingly innocuous ink and pixel renderings of literature-loving stick figures appear to have captivated not only readers but also, bafflingly, potential burglars. One might say that these burglarious individuals "stole" the show in the most unexpected of ways.
In the next sections, we will delve into the methodology employed, present our empirical findings, and discuss the implications of this unlikely convergence of literature-themed humor and criminal activity. On this journey, as we uncover the peculiar intersections between artistic expression and criminal behavior, we'll keep our investigative skills honed and our ironic wit sharpened. After all, in this "novel" odyssey, even the most unsuspecting pun might hold a clue.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the intricate web of connections between xkcd comics on literature and the incidence of robberies in Vermont, our research team employed a multi-faceted and, dare I say, "punny" approach that could rival the antics of the stick-figure protagonists themselves.

First, we scoured the digital landscape for every xkcd comic related to literary themes. This involved employing cutting-edge AI algorithms to sift through the vast repository of xkcd archives, separating the puns from the punchlines and the sonnets from the satire. It was a task that demanded a keen eye for detail and an unwavering appreciation for clever wordplay – a bit like hunting for unobtainium in a haystack.

Simultaneously, we ventured into the realm of crime statistics, utilizing the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services records to obtain comprehensive data on reported burglaries in the state of Vermont. We left no byte unturned in our pursuit of relevant and reliable data, treating each datum like a literary clue waiting to be deciphered.

The next step involved a convergence of quantitative analysis and whimsical literary interpretation. Drawing inspiration from the very xkcd comics we were scrutinizing, we crafted a semi-Wittgensteinian algorithm that integrated the frequency and content of literary-themed xkcd comics with the temporal distribution of reported burglaries in Vermont. It was a madcap endeavor that demanded a dexterity akin to juggling Shakespearean soliloquies while tap dancing on a tightrope – a precarious performance, indeed.

The outcome of this amalgamation of AI parsing, crime data wrangling, and literary whimsy was a veritable treasure trove of statistical correlations and thematic revelations. We uncovered a correlation coefficient that, to put it simply, made the connection between literary xkcd comics and Vermont burglaries appear stronger than a well-made Cheddar.

And speaking of Cheddar, did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!

In summary, our methodology engaged a blend of data mining, statistical analysis, and literary exegesis to shed light on the unexpected link between xkcd comics centered on literature and the occurrences of theft in the idyllic landscapes of Vermont. As we move forward into the heart of our findings, it's evident that this research is not just about uncovering correlations; it's about unraveling the intertwined "plotlines" of art, humor, and human behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about literature and Robberies in Vermont. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of xkcd comics and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 2007 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.7973351, r-squared of 0.6357433, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long fascinated researchers, from the physics of coffee stains to the relationship between xkcd comics on literature and the occurrence of robberies in Vermont. In this study, we delved into the intersection of literary-themed xkcd comics and reported burglaries in the Green Mountain State, unearthing some surprising findings that may "novel"-ly shed light on this enigmatic correlation.

Harnessing the power of AI analysis on a comprehensive dataset of xkcd comics and leveraging FBI Criminal Justice Information Services records, our research team unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7973351 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2007 to 2022. It appears that as the witticisms about literature in xkcd comics proliferated, so did the incidents of heists in Vermont. It's almost as though the burglars were on a "novel" quest for enlightenment!

Our findings raise intriguing questions about the influence of literary themes in popular culture on criminal behavior and the potential of utilizing humor and cultural references in criminology. As more light is shed on this unlikely relationship, it becomes evident that the world of criminal justice is not immune to the "punny" influences of literature and humor. One might even say it's a "crime and pun-ishment" situation!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The pursuit of understanding correlations between seemingly unrelated phenomena has been the cornerstone of scientific inquiry. From the infamous "but why?" of children to the rigorous statistical analyses in academic research, the quest to uncover connections shapes our understanding of the world. In the realm of cultural phenomena, the influence of popular media on human behavior has been a topic of scholarly interest. In this study, we embark on an investigation into the intriguing relationship between xkcd comics centered on literature and the incidence of robberies in the state of Vermont. It's like solving a mystery with a touch of literary humor – akin to Sherlock Holmes trading his deerstalker hat for a quip about Dostoevsky.
The comics of xkcd, authored by Randall Munroe, have garnered a fervent following for their wry commentary, intellectual humor, and distinctive stick-figure artistry. Focusing on themes ranging from scientific inquiry to pop culture, xkcd has also ventured into the realm of literature, weaving intricate and often whimsical observations on the written word. As compelling as a well-constructed plot twist, these comics have woven a tapestry of literary musings that one might describe as "novel" in their approach – pun absolutely intended.
Amid this rich tapestry of artistic expression, an unexpected thread emerges – a statistical association between the publication of literary-themed xkcd comics and the occurrence of burglaries in Vermont. It's as if the punchlines held a certain "larcenous" charm irresistible to the denizens of Vermont, prompting a quip-laden pilfering spree. The seemingly innocuous ink and pixel renderings of literature-loving stick figures appear to have captivated not only readers but also, bafflingly, potential burglars. One might say that these burglarious individuals "stole" the show in the most unexpected of ways.
In the next sections, we will delve into the methodology employed, present our empirical findings, and discuss the implications of this unlikely convergence of literature-themed humor and criminal activity. On this journey, as we uncover the peculiar intersections between artistic expression and criminal behavior, we'll keep our investigative skills honed and our ironic wit sharpened. After all, in this "novel" odyssey, even the most unsuspecting pun might hold a clue.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

In analyzing the relationship between xkcd comics on literature and reported burglaries in Vermont from 2007 to 2022, a significant correlation emerged. The correlation coefficient was found to be 0.7973351, with an r-squared value of 0.6357433, and a p-value of less than 0.01. It appears that as the literary-themed xkcd comics increased in publication, there was a corresponding rise in the occurrence of robberies in Vermont. It's almost as if the burglars couldn't resist the "comic" allure of literary banter, leading to a "novel" wave of criminal activity.

The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between the frequency of literary-themed xkcd comics and the reported incidents of burglaries in Vermont. The visual representation further emphasizes the compelling association observed in the statistical analysis. It's like a well-crafted punchline – the correlation is undeniably there, drawing attention much like the allure of wit in a good joke.

These findings prompt a reevaluation of the potential influence of cultural references and humor in popular media on criminal behavior. As inconceivable as it may initially seem, the impact of literary-themed humor on criminal activity cannot be dismissed. It's as if the pages of literature unfolded to reveal an unexpected twist, bringing humor and crime into an unlikely embrace. You almost have to laugh – it's a "novel" concept, indeed.

The implications of these results extend beyond the narrow scope of literary-themed xkcd comics and Vermont burglaries, sparking broader questions about the interplay between popular culture and criminal tendencies. It's as though the world of criminal justice was taken by surprise, with a plot twist rivaling even the most cunning of literary surprises. Perhaps, in the end, the real "heist" was the unexpected correlation we found along the way.

Continue Reading...


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about literature and Robberies in Vermont. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long fascinated researchers, from the physics of coffee stains to the relationship between xkcd comics on literature and the occurrence of robberies in Vermont. In this study, we delved into the intersection of literary-themed xkcd comics and reported burglaries in the Green Mountain State, unearthing some surprising findings that may "novel"-ly shed light on this enigmatic correlation.

Harnessing the power of AI analysis on a comprehensive dataset of xkcd comics and leveraging FBI Criminal Justice Information Services records, our research team unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7973351 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2007 to 2022. It appears that as the witticisms about literature in xkcd comics proliferated, so did the incidents of heists in Vermont. It's almost as though the burglars were on a "novel" quest for enlightenment!

Our findings raise intriguing questions about the influence of literary themes in popular culture on criminal behavior and the potential of utilizing humor and cultural references in criminology. As more light is shed on this unlikely relationship, it becomes evident that the world of criminal justice is not immune to the "punny" influences of literature and humor. One might even say it's a "crime and pun-ishment" situation!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
As we venture into the curious realm where xkcd literature-themed comics meet Vermont burglaries, our investigation unveils unexpected layers reminiscent of a suspenseful thriller, albeit with a dash of wry humor. In "A Study of Unlikely Pairings," Smith et al. extensively explore the enigmatic correlations between seemingly disparate cultural artifacts, paving the way for our own foray into the connection between literary musings and criminal capers. The stage is set for a "novel" investigation that will leave no pun unturned.
Investigating this unusual correlation requires a multidisciplinary approach, reminiscent of Mary Shelley's fusion of science and literature in "Frankenstein." Just as the monster in the tale is a conglomeration of disparate elements, our research draws from diverse sources, ranging from scholarly treatises on humor psychology to non-fiction narratives exploring the mysterious allure of Vermont's landscapes.
In "The Comedy of Crime," Doe et al. delve into the intricate interplay between humor and criminal behavior, shedding light on the tantalizing proposition that the wit and whimsy of xkcd comics might have an unexpected impact on the subconscious mind of would-be burglars. It's as though the allure of the "larcenous chuckle" is an irresistible siren's call for those of a larcenous persuasion, a pun-laden Pandora's box that our research aims to unlock.
Venturing into the domain of non-fiction literature that may hold subtle influences on criminal behavior, we turn to works such as "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by Jared Diamond. While seemingly unrelated to our investigation at first glance, the intricate web of causal relationships explored in this seminal work demonstrates the significance of considering seemingly unrelated influences when unraveling complex phenomena. After all, one cannot discount the possibility of burglars seeking inspiration from the intellectual musings of Randall Munroe while also contemplating the effects of geographical and historical factors on criminal activity.
As we tiptoe into the realm of fiction, pondering the whimsical allure of literature that might captivate both bibliophiles and burglars alike, we draw inspiration from the likes of Agatha Christie's "The Mysterious Affair at Styles." In neck-and-neck chases of wit and whimsy, one is reminded of the tangled web of intrigue and the unexpected twist that awaits us at every turn.
Bearing in mind the classic board game "Clue" and its adage of "following the trail of breadcrumbs," our investigation takes an unexpected turn. Perhaps the burglars, too, left behind subtle clues imbued with literary references, as if daring us to connect the proverbial dots in this "whodunit" of puns and pilfering. Or perhaps, in a twist worthy of a metafictional narrative, the burglaries themselves are a form of performance art, mimicking the plotlines of literary capers in a surreal and unexpected manifestation.
As we embark on this "novel" odyssey through the annals of literature and criminal misadventures, one can't help but wonder – did the burglars discuss the existential musings of Hamlet while absconding with their ill-gotten gains? Or perhaps they left behind annotated copies of Sherlock Holmes tales, challenging us to pick up the gauntlet of literary investigation. Only time will tell as we unravel the curious case of xkcd comics and Vermont burglaries, armed with statistical analyses and a healthy dose of literary levity.

[[RESULTS]]
In analyzing the relationship between xkcd comics on literature and reported burglaries in Vermont from 2007 to 2022, a significant correlation emerged. The correlation coefficient was found to be 0.7973351, with an r-squared value of 0.6357433, and a p-value of less than 0.01. It appears that as the literary-themed xkcd comics increased in publication, there was a corresponding rise in the occurrence of robberies in Vermont. It's almost as if the burglars couldn't resist the "comic" allure of literary banter, leading to a "novel" wave of criminal activity.
The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between the frequency of literary-themed xkcd comics and the reported incidents of burglaries in Vermont. The visual representation further emphasizes the compelling association observed in the statistical analysis. It's like a well-crafted punchline – the correlation is undeniably there, drawing attention much like the allure of wit in a good joke.
These findings prompt a reevaluation of the potential influence of cultural references and humor in popular media on criminal behavior. As inconceivable as it may initially seem, the impact of literary-themed humor on criminal activity cannot be dismissed. It's as if the pages of literature unfolded to reveal an unexpected twist, bringing humor and crime into an unlikely embrace. You almost have to laugh – it's a "novel" concept, indeed.
The implications of these results extend beyond the narrow scope of literary-themed xkcd comics and Vermont burglaries, sparking broader questions about the interplay between popular culture and criminal tendencies. It's as though the world of criminal justice was taken by surprise, with a plot twist rivaling even the most cunning of literary surprises. Perhaps, in the end, the real "heist" was the unexpected correlation we found along the way.
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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The discovery of a significant correlation between xkcd comics on literature and the incidence of burglaries in Vermont presents a truly "novel" scenario, shedding lighthearted yet thought-provoking insights on the unexpected intersections within our world. Our findings, while seemingly comical at first glance, resonate with prior research delving into seemingly incongruous cultural phenomena.

Building upon the work of Smith et al., our research underscores the curious potential for uncovering correlations between disparate cultural artifacts, akin to solving a literary "whodunit." Much like the unexpected plot twist in a novel, the correlation we uncovered between humor-laden comics and criminal endeavors elicits both surprise and intrigue. It's as if the burglars couldn't resist the wit and whimsy of literature, leading them to incorporate a "punny" twist into their nefarious activities.

Our investigation also aligns with the comprehensive review by Doe et al., which explored the intricate dynamics between humor and criminal behavior, hinting at the tantalizing possibility that the amusing xkcd comics might exert an unforeseen influence on the subconscious minds of would-be robbers. It's almost as if the burglars were captivated by the "larcenous chuckle," unable to resist the allure of literary-themed whimsy, inevitably manifesting in their criminal escapades.

One cannot overlook the unexpected synergy between "Guns, Germs, and Steel" and our investigation, illustrating the multifaceted influences on criminal activities, whether stemming from historical, geographical, or even cultural sources. The unique convergence of literature, crime, and unexpected correlations mirrors the intricate web of causal relationships explored in Diamond's work, captivating our imagination with its unsuspected twists and turns.

In embracing the paradoxical harmony between literary musings and unanticipated criminal behavior, our findings bolster the proposition that popular culture, even in its most humorous forms, might exert a nuanced impact on criminal activities. It's as though the plot of a detective novel has unfolded in real life, with cultural references and wit entwining in a manner akin to a well-crafted punchline, eliciting surprise and introspection in equal measure.

As we continue to unravel the intricacies of this unexpected correlation, our research paves the way for a deeper appreciation of the manifold influences marking the confluence of popular culture and criminal tendencies, prompting a reevaluation of our assumptions about the power of humor and cultural references. The unexpected "heist" lies not only in the correlation we unearthed but also in the notion that the world of scholarly inquiry is not devoid of its own peculiar twists and turns – and puns.

The unexpected and thought-provoking relationship between literature-themed humor and criminal activities challenges us to delve deeper into the realms of popular culture, crime, and the curious conundrums that lie at their intersection. As the "xkcd Files" unfold in our scholarly pursuit, it leaves us pondering the intricate dance between lighthearted cultural references and their unforeseen impact on the world of crime, in a manner akin to the riddle enveloped within a wryly humorous joke.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about literature and Robberies in Vermont. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long fascinated researchers, from the physics of coffee stains to the relationship between xkcd comics on literature and the occurrence of robberies in Vermont. In this study, we delved into the intersection of literary-themed xkcd comics and reported burglaries in the Green Mountain State, unearthing some surprising findings that may "novel"-ly shed light on this enigmatic correlation.

Harnessing the power of AI analysis on a comprehensive dataset of xkcd comics and leveraging FBI Criminal Justice Information Services records, our research team unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7973351 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2007 to 2022. It appears that as the witticisms about literature in xkcd comics proliferated, so did the incidents of heists in Vermont. It's almost as though the burglars were on a "novel" quest for enlightenment!

Our findings raise intriguing questions about the influence of literary themes in popular culture on criminal behavior and the potential of utilizing humor and cultural references in criminology. As more light is shed on this unlikely relationship, it becomes evident that the world of criminal justice is not immune to the "punny" influences of literature and humor. One might even say it's a "crime and pun-ishment" situation!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The pursuit of understanding correlations between seemingly unrelated phenomena has been the cornerstone of scientific inquiry. From the infamous "but why?" of children to the rigorous statistical analyses in academic research, the quest to uncover connections shapes our understanding of the world. In the realm of cultural phenomena, the influence of popular media on human behavior has been a topic of scholarly interest. In this study, we embark on an investigation into the intriguing relationship between xkcd comics centered on literature and the incidence of robberies in the state of Vermont. It's like solving a mystery with a touch of literary humor – akin to Sherlock Holmes trading his deerstalker hat for a quip about Dostoevsky.
The comics of xkcd, authored by Randall Munroe, have garnered a fervent following for their wry commentary, intellectual humor, and distinctive stick-figure artistry. Focusing on themes ranging from scientific inquiry to pop culture, xkcd has also ventured into the realm of literature, weaving intricate and often whimsical observations on the written word. As compelling as a well-constructed plot twist, these comics have woven a tapestry of literary musings that one might describe as "novel" in their approach – pun absolutely intended.
Amid this rich tapestry of artistic expression, an unexpected thread emerges – a statistical association between the publication of literary-themed xkcd comics and the occurrence of burglaries in Vermont. It's as if the punchlines held a certain "larcenous" charm irresistible to the denizens of Vermont, prompting a quip-laden pilfering spree. The seemingly innocuous ink and pixel renderings of literature-loving stick figures appear to have captivated not only readers but also, bafflingly, potential burglars. One might say that these burglarious individuals "stole" the show in the most unexpected of ways.
In the next sections, we will delve into the methodology employed, present our empirical findings, and discuss the implications of this unlikely convergence of literature-themed humor and criminal activity. On this journey, as we uncover the peculiar intersections between artistic expression and criminal behavior, we'll keep our investigative skills honed and our ironic wit sharpened. After all, in this "novel" odyssey, even the most unsuspecting pun might hold a clue.

[[RESULTS]]
In analyzing the relationship between xkcd comics on literature and reported burglaries in Vermont from 2007 to 2022, a significant correlation emerged. The correlation coefficient was found to be 0.7973351, with an r-squared value of 0.6357433, and a p-value of less than 0.01. It appears that as the literary-themed xkcd comics increased in publication, there was a corresponding rise in the occurrence of robberies in Vermont. It's almost as if the burglars couldn't resist the "comic" allure of literary banter, leading to a "novel" wave of criminal activity.
The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between the frequency of literary-themed xkcd comics and the reported incidents of burglaries in Vermont. The visual representation further emphasizes the compelling association observed in the statistical analysis. It's like a well-crafted punchline – the correlation is undeniably there, drawing attention much like the allure of wit in a good joke.
These findings prompt a reevaluation of the potential influence of cultural references and humor in popular media on criminal behavior. As inconceivable as it may initially seem, the impact of literary-themed humor on criminal activity cannot be dismissed. It's as if the pages of literature unfolded to reveal an unexpected twist, bringing humor and crime into an unlikely embrace. You almost have to laugh – it's a "novel" concept, indeed.
The implications of these results extend beyond the narrow scope of literary-themed xkcd comics and Vermont burglaries, sparking broader questions about the interplay between popular culture and criminal tendencies. It's as though the world of criminal justice was taken by surprise, with a plot twist rivaling even the most cunning of literary surprises. Perhaps, in the end, the real "heist" was the unexpected correlation we found along the way.
Continue Reading...

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the correlation between xkcd comics centered on literature and reported burglaries in Vermont has unearthed a compelling connection that defies conventional expectations. The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7973351 and the p-value of less than 0.01 point to a strong association between the proliferation of literary-themed xkcd comics and the incidence of robberies in the Green Mountain State. It seems that the allure of literary banter and witty wordplay has captivated not only the comic's audience but also, somewhat inexplicably, the criminal element. One might say these burglars took their "breaking and entering" a tad too literally – insert audible groan here.

The scatterplot graph (Fig. 1) further emphasizes the undeniable relationship, painting a visual picture as clear as a well-crafted punchline. The unexpected convergence of literature-themed humor and criminal activity prompts us to consider the broader implications of popular culture on behavioral tendencies. It's as if the criminals were seeking a different kind of escapism, taking "comic relief" to a whole new level – pun intended, of course.

Our findings also underscore the potential of humor and cultural references as influential factors in criminology, challenging traditional paradigms and prompting a reevaluation of the multifaceted influences that shape human behavior. In this sense, the world of criminal justice is not immune to the "punny" and "novel" influences of literature – it seems even the stick-figure musings of xkcd hold a curious power that extends beyond mere entertainment. It's as if the pages of a captivating novel turned out to be a blueprint for an unexpected caper – the ultimate plot twist, indeed.

With these revelations, we assert that no more research is needed in this area. After all, when it comes to the intersection of literary humor and criminal activity, we've certainly "closed the book" on this peculiar correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Literary Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The International Institute for Interdisciplinary Xkcd Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The xkcd Files: A Tale of Literary Comics and Vermont Burglaries with an abstract of The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long fascinated researchers, from the physics of coffee stains to the relationship between xkcd comics on literature and the occurrence of robberies in Vermont. In this study, we delved into the intersection of literary-themed xkcd comics and reported burglaries in the Green Mountain State, unearthing some surprising findings that may "novel"-ly shed light on this enigmatic correlation.
Harnessing the power of AI analysis on a comprehensive dataset of xkcd comics and leveraging FBI Criminal Justice Information Services records, our research team unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7973351 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2007 to 2022. It appears that as the witticisms about literature in xkcd comics proliferated, so did the incidents of heists in Vermont. It's almost as though the burglars were on a "novel" quest for enlightenment!
Our findings raise intriguing questions about the influence of literary themes in popular culture on criminal behavior and the potential of utilizing humor and cultural references in criminology. As more light is shed on this unlikely relationship, it becomes evident that the world of criminal justice is not immune to the "punny" influences of literature and humor. One might even say it's a "crime and pun-ishment" situation!

ChatGPT:

xkcd comics, literary themes, literature in popular culture, Vermont burglaries, correlation coefficient, AI analysis, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, criminology, humor in criminal behavior, cultural references, literary influence on criminal justice

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Data details

xkcd comics published about literature
Detailed data title: The number of xkcd comics published each year about literature
Source: AI analysis of xkcd comics
Additional Info: I designed a Python workflow to perform OCR on every xkcd comic, feed that text into a large language model, and ask the model whether this comic was about the category named in the title.

See what else correlates with xkcd comics published about literature

Robberies in Vermont
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in Vermont
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in Vermont

Correlation r = 0.7973351 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6357433 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 63.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Robberies in Vermont) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., xkcd comics published about literature) over the 16 years from 2007 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00022. 0.0002161983199276339600000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.8 in 0.022% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 4,625 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 15 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 15 because we have two variables measured over a period of 16 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.5, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
xkcd comics published about literature (xkcd comics)4786583471554113
Robberies in Vermont (Robbery rate)12.71517.912.115.818.21211.516.812.51611.711.410.310.713.3




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4,7,8,6,5,8,3,4,7,1,5,5,4,1,1,3,])
array_2 = np.array([12.7,15,17.9,12.1,15.8,18.2,12,11.5,16.8,12.5,16,11.7,11.4,10.3,10.7,13.3,])
array_1_name = "xkcd comics published about literature"
array_2_name = "Robberies in Vermont"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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