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^{Show image generation prompt} Model: dalle-3
Prompt: **Prompt:** [ A photo-realistic image ] of a serene cosmic scene where Saturn gracefully drifts away from the glowing warmth of the sun. Imagine the tranquil balance permeating the cosmic fabric as Saturn's gentle departure influences the surroundings. In this serene scenario, HP devices on Earth hum harmoniously, seemingly attuned to the celestial dance. Their seamless operation spreads contented smiles across the faces of satisfied customers, who revel in the serene embrace of cosmic tranquility interwoven with their interactions with HP products. Capture the sense of blissful and harmonious experiences emanating from the subtle echoes of Saturn's distant whispers, resonating through the technological wonders of HP. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.

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This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: The increase in distance between Saturn and the Sun caused customer satisfaction with HP to also increase because as Saturn moves further away, its gravitational pull weakens, leading to a decrease in cosmic interference with the electronic devices on Earth. This reduction in cosmic interference means that HP products are less likely to experience malfunctions and errors caused by celestial disturbances, resulting in higher customer satisfaction. In addition, the elongated orbit of Saturn creates a cosmic harmony that aligns with the technological advancements of HP, ensuring that customers experience a smoother and more efficient interaction with their devices. It's as if Saturn is saying, "Ring ring, time for better customer experiences with HP!" And as the gap between Saturn and the Sun widens, the positive vibes from the solar system reach HP customers, making them happier with their products and services. It's a stellar phenomenon that's out of this world!. Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A photo-realistic image An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' a Polaroid photo Concept art Steampunk
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that depicts the following situation. Keep the description simple. The increase in distance between Saturn and the Sun caused customer satisfaction with HP to also increase because as Saturn moves further away, its gravitational pull weakens, leading to a decrease in cosmic interference with the electronic devices on Earth. This reduction in cosmic interference means that HP products are less likely to experience malfunctions and errors caused by celestial disturbances, resulting in higher customer satisfaction. In addition, the elongated orbit of Saturn creates a cosmic harmony that aligns with the technological advancements of HP, ensuring that customers experience a smoother and more efficient interaction with their devices. It's as if Saturn is saying, "Ring ring, time for better customer experiences with HP!" And as the gap between Saturn and the Sun widens, the positive vibes from the solar system reach HP customers, making them happier with their products and services. It's a stellar phenomenon that's out of this world!
ChatGPT: Imagine a serene scene with Saturn drifting further away from the glowing warmth of the sun. As Saturn gracefully moves into the distance, its gravitational influence gently wanes, creating a peaceful balance that ripples through the cosmic fabric. Upon Earth, HP devices hum along with renewed harmony, as if attuned to the celestial dance. Their smooth operation brings contented smiles to the faces of satisfied customers, who feel the soothing embrace of cosmic serenity infusing their interactions with HP products. This serene cosmic symphony brings a sense of delight and satisfaction, as if the distant whispers of Saturn echo through the technological wonders of HP, granting customers a blissful and harmonious experience.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a serene scene with Saturn drifting further away from the glowing warmth of the sun. As Saturn gracefully moves into the distance, its gravitational influence gently wanes, creating a peaceful balance that ripples through the cosmic fabric. Upon Earth, HP devices hum along with renewed harmony, as if attuned to the celestial dance. Their smooth operation brings contented smiles to the faces of satisfied customers, who feel the soothing embrace of cosmic serenity infusing their interactions with HP products. This serene cosmic symphony brings a sense of delight and satisfaction, as if the distant whispers of Saturn echo through the technological wonders of HP, granting customers a blissful and harmonious experience. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: **Prompt:** [ A photo-realistic image ] of a serene cosmic scene where Saturn gracefully drifts away from the glowing warmth of the sun. Imagine the tranquil balance permeating the cosmic fabric as Saturn's gentle departure influences the surroundings. In this serene scenario, HP devices on Earth hum harmoniously, seemingly attuned to the celestial dance. Their seamless operation spreads contented smiles across the faces of satisfied customers, who revel in the serene embrace of cosmic tranquility interwoven with their interactions with HP products. Capture the sense of blissful and harmonious experiences emanating from the subtle echoes of Saturn's distant whispers, resonating through the technological wonders of HP.

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*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

AI academic paper

Saturn's Sojourn and HP Satisfaction: A Cosmic Correlation Journal of Celestial Conjunctions Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!

Problem variable:	Which variable has a problem? The distance between Saturn and the Sun Customer satisfaction with HP Neither / both
Issue:	What is the issue? The data is incorrect The chart isn't displaying properly There is a typo The source link is incorrect A calculation is wrong Something else
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Data details

Why this works

1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably^Note Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
   no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple^Note Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
   p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.

Try it yourself

# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([9.7346,9.63436,9.52891,9.42312,9.3215,9.22873,9.14933,9.08798,9.04824,9.03278,9.04299,9.07857,9.1376,9.21668,9.31151,9.41643,9.52607,9.63522,9.73933,9.83385,9.91548,9.98146,10.0296,10.0578,10.065,10.0505,10.0144,9.95786,])
array_2 = np.array([78,80,77,75,72,74,74,73,71,70,71,73,75,76,73,74,77,78,79,80,74,73,77,77,78,78,77,80,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Saturn and the Sun"
array_2_name = "Customer satisfaction with HP"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)

Reuseable content

• High resolution line chart ^Note The image linked here is a Scalable Vector Graphic (SVG). It is the highest resolution that is possible to achieve. It scales up beyond the size of the observable universe without pixelating. You do not need to email me asking if I have a higher resolution image. I do not. The physical limitations of our universe prevent me from providing you with an image that is any higher resolution than this one.
  
  If you insert it into a PowerPoint presentation (a tool well-known for managing things that are the scale of the universe), you can right-click > "Ungroup" or "Create Shape" and then edit the lines and text directly. You can also change the colors this way.
  
  Alternatively you can use a tool like Inkscape.
  
• High resolution line chart, optimized for mobile
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• Portable line chart (png)
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• Line chart for only The distance between Saturn and the Sun
• Line chart for only Customer satisfaction with HP
• The spurious research paper: Saturn's Sojourn and HP Satisfaction: A Cosmic Correlation