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Because if p < 0.05, why not publish?

Step 1: Gather a bunch of data. There are 25,156 variables in my database. The data ranges from the mundane (air pollution in Chicago) to the weird (Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) to the super-niche (How clickbait-y Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI).
Step 2: Dredge that data to find random correlations between variables. "Dredging data" means taking one variable and correlating it against every other variable just to see what sticks. It's a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.

Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.

Step 3: Calculate the correlation coefficient, confidence interval, and p-value to see if the connection is statistically significant. "Statistically significant" is a misleading term. It sounds like it means "statistically significant" because, you know, those are the same two words. Unfortunately statistical significance is a technical term that means mumble mumble at least as extreme mumble mumble null hypothesis mumble mumble probability mumble mumble p-values.

You know what? Forget the technical definition. "Statistically significant" just means "someone did some fancy math."

I really did the fancy math below and you can check it by clicking on the "view detailed data" link under each paper. And these really do qualify as "statistically significant" in the technical sense. It's just that "statistically significant" does not mean the results are "significant."

Step 4: If it is, have a large language model draft a research paper.
Step 5: Remind everyone that these papers are AI-generated and are not real. Seriously, just pick one and read the lit review section. The silliness of the papers is an artifact of me (1) having fun and (2) acknowledging that realistic-looking AI-generated noise is a real concern for academic research (peer reviews in particular).

The papers could sound more realistic than they do, but I intentionally prompted the model to write papers that look real but sound silly.

Also: every page says "This paper is AI-generated" at the bottom and the first letters of the names of the authors always spell out C-H-A-T-G-P-T.

Step 6: ...publish:

Trimming Trends: The Tress Connection Between How to Cut Own Hair Google Searches and Baltimore Orioles' Runs
The Journal of Quirky Correlations
r=-0.893 · 95% conf. int. [-0.957,-0.746] · r2=0.798 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Mastering the Game: Unraveling the Link Between Business Master's Degrees and Carolina Panthers' Season Wins
The Journal of Sports Management and Business Analytics
r=-0.721 · 95% conf. int. [-0.929,-0.168] · r2=0.520 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fueling a Victory: The Interplay of Fossil Fuel Use in Nauru with Season Wins for the Kansas City Chiefs
Journal of Sports Geography and Energy Consumption
r=0.639 · 95% conf. int. [0.416,0.790] · r2=0.409 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona
The International Journal of Sports Science and Biodiversity Research
r=0.926 · 95% conf. int. [0.814,0.971] · r2=0.857 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Stargazing Solar: The Celestial Connection Between Solar Power Generation in Mauritius and Searches for 'What is My Zodiac Sign' on Google
The Journal of Astro-Energy Inquiry
r=0.971 · 95% conf. int. [0.876,0.993] · r2=0.942 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Sienna Sisters: Surprising Synergy between Name Popularity and Biomass in Argentina
The Journal of Cultural Ecology and Ethnobotany
r=0.938 · 95% conf. int. [0.887,0.967] · r2=0.880 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spinning into the Future: Exploring the Hydroelectric Power and Slot Machine Connection
Journal of Renewable Energy and Behavioral Economics
r=0.753 · 95% conf. int. [0.567,0.866] · r2=0.567 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Grilled Cheese & Green Energy: Exploring the Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and Wind Power Generation in the Philippines
Journal of Dairy-Based Energy Studies
r=0.949 · 95% conf. int. [0.862,0.982] · r2=0.901 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Engineering Humor: A Breath of Fresh Air or a Polluted Punchline?
The Journal of Comedic Engineering
r=0.700 · 95% conf. int. [0.331,0.883] · r2=0.490 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Steamy Solutions: Unearthing the Vapor Link Between Air Pollution in Huntsville and Geothermal Electric Power in Ethiopia
Journal of Ecological Steamology
r=0.901 · 95% conf. int. [0.627,0.977] · r2=0.812 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Chilling Out: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Iowa City and Google Searches for 'Ice Bath'
The Journal of Atmospheric Wellness and Internet Behavior
r=0.895 · 95% conf. int. [0.749,0.958] · r2=0.801 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Asthma Drama: Air Pollution in Des Moines and Liquefied Petroleum Gas in Djibouti
The International Journal of Environmental Health and Atmospheric Chemistry
r=0.851 · 95% conf. int. [0.717,0.924] · r2=0.724 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fargo's Air Pollutes, Searches Shoots: A Quirky Connection Between Pollution and Peculiar Google Queries
Journal of Ecological Quirks
r=0.866 · 95% conf. int. [0.678,0.947] · r2=0.749 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Boatload of Degrees: Does Transportation Education Relate to Hurricane Frequency?
The Journal of Nautical Knowledge and Natural Disasters
r=0.867 · 95% conf. int. [0.524,0.968] · r2=0.752 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Evaluating the Electrifying Effects: Equatorial Guinea's Electricity Generation and US Annual Tax Revenue
The Journal of Energy Econometrics and Fiscal Policy
r=0.902 · 95% conf. int. [0.824,0.946] · r2=0.814 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spinning in the Sun: The Bright Link Between Solar Power and Vinyl Sales in the United States
Journal of Solar Acoustics and Economic Trends
r=0.968 · 95% conf. int. [0.933,0.985] · r2=0.938 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breezing Through the Web: Uncovering the Winds of Change in Norway's Wind Power and Internet Growth
The Journal of Renewable Energy and Digital Innovation
r=0.955 · 95% conf. int. [0.902,0.979] · r2=0.911 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Seeds of Change: Exploring the Cotton Connection Between GMOs and Cuban Petroleum
The Journal of Crop Science and International Relations
r=0.728 · 95% conf. int. [0.441,0.879] · r2=0.529 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Spreading Insights: The Butter-Sewer Connection in Virginia
The Journal of Culinary and Infrastructure Studies
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.778,0.966] · r2=0.829 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Counting on Youth: The Forensic Science Technician-Filled Future of Michigan and the Influence of High Schoolers Across the US
The Journal of Forensic Science Education and Training
r=0.911 · 95% conf. int. [0.784,0.965] · r2=0.830 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Fine Artists in Pennsylvania and Jet Fuel in Iceland: An Unlikely Connection
The Journal of Quirky Connections in Geography and Artistic Expression
r=0.662 · 95% conf. int. [0.282,0.862] · r2=0.438 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

The Sadie-Fiberglass Conundrum in Arkansas: A Statistical Analysis of Name Popularity and Occupational Trends
The Journal of Quirky Sociological Research
r=0.740 · 95% conf. int. [0.443,0.891] · r2=0.548 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Dusting Off the Facts: Examining the Link Between Annual US Household Spending on Housekeeping Supplies and Air Quality in Cincinnati
Journal of Domestic Hygiene and Environmental Health
r=0.777 · 95% conf. int. [0.536,0.901] · r2=0.603 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Breathing in the Oscar Race: The Curious Link Between Air Quality in Greenwood, South Carolina, and Best Actor Winners' Golden Ages
The Journal of Quirky Atmospheric Phenomena
r=0.552 · 95% conf. int. [0.097,0.816] · r2=0.304 · p < 0.05
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details

Navigating the Nautica: Exploring the Correlation between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Flint, Michigan
The Journal of Ecological Urban Studies
r=0.795 · 95% conf. int. [0.614,0.897] · r2=0.633 · p < 0.01
Generated Jan 2024 · View data details


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Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,156 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,824,336 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Fun fact: the chart used on the wikipedia page to demonstrate data dredging is also from me. I've been being naughty with data since 2014.
    Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I isntead tossed a bunch of data in a blender to see what correlations would shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. You will often see trend-lines form. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A naive p-value calculation does not take this into account. You will calculate a lower chance of "randomly" achieving the result than represents reality.

    To be more specific: p-value tests are probability values, where you are calculating the probability of achieving a result at least as extreme as you found completely by chance. When calculating a p-value, you need to assert how many "degrees of freedom" your variable has. I count each year (minus one) as a "degree of freedom," but this is misleading for continuous variables.

    This kind of thing can creep up on you pretty easily when using p-values, which is why it's best to take it as "one of many" inputs that help you assess the results of your analysis.
  4. Outliers: Some datasets here have outliers which drag up the correlation. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    Because this page is automatically generated, I don't know whether any of the charts displayed on it have outliers. I'm just a footnote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.



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