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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and the second variable is The number of conservation scientists in Arizona.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Every time Ronaldo scores, a tree is planted in Arizona as part of a unique reforestation initiative called "Goals for Greenery." This has inspired a surge of interest in conservation science among the local population, leading to a higher number of conservation scientists! It's a win-win for both football and the environment.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ A photo-realistic image ] Generate a scene in which Cristiano Ronaldo is shown scoring a goal in a vibrant Arizona community. As he celebrates, the crowd around him erupts into cheers and applause. Meanwhile, in the background, a growing number of people are seen joining hands to plant trees and clean up the local environment, inspired by Ronaldo's achievement. Additionally, the image reflects the increasing number of conservation scientists in Arizona through subtle visual cues, such as individuals conducting research or engaging in environmental conservation activities. The overall scene should capture the spirit of celebration and environmental consciousness in the community. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and The number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A photo-realistic image Minimalism Cute cartoon a meme Cute 2D animation
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and The number of conservation scientists in Arizona, in the following situation: As Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally rises, so does the number of conservation scientists in Arizona. It's simple - his scoring prowess inspires people to "kick off" their own environmental conservation efforts and "net" positive change in their communities!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a vibrant Arizona community, Cristiano Ronaldo scores a goal, causing cheers and celebrations. In the background, more and more people are seen joining hands to plant trees and clean up the local environment, inspired by Ronaldo's achievement, and mirroring the increasing number of conservation scientists in Arizona.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: In a vibrant Arizona community, Cristiano Ronaldo scores a goal, causing cheers and celebrations. In the background, more and more people are seen joining hands to plant trees and clean up the local environment, inspired by Ronaldo's achievement, and mirroring the increasing number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ A photo-realistic image ] Generate a scene in which Cristiano Ronaldo is shown scoring a goal in a vibrant Arizona community. As he celebrates, the crowd around him erupts into cheers and applause. Meanwhile, in the background, a growing number of people are seen joining hands to plant trees and clean up the local environment, inspired by Ronaldo's achievement. Additionally, the image reflects the increasing number of conservation scientists in Arizona through subtle visual cues, such as individuals conducting research or engaging in environmental conservation activities. The overall scene should capture the spirit of celebration and environmental consciousness in the community.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally caused The number of conservation scientists in Arizona to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona

The International Journal of Sports Science and Biodiversity Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and The number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Soccerway and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9256792 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and downright bizarre connection between the prolific domestic league goal tally of the iconic footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, and the presence of conservation scientists in the sunny state of Arizona. Utilizing data from Soccerway and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we analyzed 18 years' worth of statistics, from 2004 to 2022, to unravel this perplexing correlation.

Our findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9256792, with a p-value less than 0.01, which has left our research team both bewildered and bemused. At first glance, one might assume that Arizona's desert landscape somehow fosters a deep appreciation for both Cristiano Ronaldo's scoring prowess and the conservation of natural habitats. However, our investigation ventures beyond the surface, seeking to uncover the underlying mechanisms at play in this seemingly improbable connection.

This research not only sheds light on an uncharted and whimsical association but also underscores the importance of exploring the unexpected and peculiar in the world of data analysis. We hope that this study sparks further inquiry into the realm of whimsical correlations and prompts a few chuckles along the way.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and The number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and downright bizarre connection between the prolific domestic league goal tally of the iconic footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, and the presence of conservation scientists in the sunny state of Arizona. Utilizing data from Soccerway and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we analyzed 18 years' worth of statistics, from 2004 to 2022, to unravel this perplexing correlation.

Our findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9256792, with a p-value less than 0.01, which has left our research team both bewildered and bemused. At first glance, one might assume that Arizona's desert landscape somehow fosters a deep appreciation for both Cristiano Ronaldo's scoring prowess and the conservation of natural habitats. However, our investigation ventures beyond the surface, seeking to uncover the underlying mechanisms at play in this seemingly improbable connection.

This research not only sheds light on an uncharted and whimsical association but also underscores the importance of exploring the unexpected and peculiar in the world of data analysis. We hope that this study sparks further inquiry into the realm of whimsical correlations and prompts a few chuckles along the way.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
**[[INTRODUCTION]]**

The world of research often leads us down unexpected paths, where the curious and the absurd collide in a whirlwind of statistical analysis and scientific inquiry. In this vein, we find ourselves embarking on a peculiar journey that combines the remarkable feats of a legendary footballer with the enigmatic abundance of conservation scientists in the arid expanse of Arizona.

As alluring as the siren's call, the correlation between the domestic league goal tally of Cristiano Ronaldo and the population of conservation scientists in Arizona beckons us to unravel its mystifying nature. While one may assume this connection is as unlikely as finding a penguin in the Sahara desert, our data analysis has uncovered a compelling relationship that defies conventional logic.

Sporting enthusiasts and research aficionados alike may raise an eyebrow at the mere mention of this correlation, wondering if it's the result of a statistical fluke or a quirky twist of fate. However, our comprehensive investigation demonstrates that this peculiar association is not to be taken lightly. It transcends the boundaries of soccer stadiums and laboratory walls, inviting us to contemplate the whimsical interplay between athletic prowess and environmental advocacy.

As we dive headfirst into this captivating enigma, our study not only promises uncommon insights but also a generous serving of whimsy and wonder. So, fasten your seatbelts as we navigate through the labyrinthine landscape of statistics and sports, for there may be more to this correlation than meets the eye. And who knows, perhaps even the most outlandish connections hold a kernel of truth that leaves us marveling at the delightful absurdity of our world.

Stay tuned as we unveil the intriguing saga of Cristiano Ronaldo's goal-den correlation with the presence of conservation scientists in the sun-drenched state of Arizona. Let the games begin!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and The number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and downright bizarre connection between the prolific domestic league goal tally of the iconic footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, and the presence of conservation scientists in the sunny state of Arizona. Utilizing data from Soccerway and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we analyzed 18 years' worth of statistics, from 2004 to 2022, to unravel this perplexing correlation.

Our findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9256792, with a p-value less than 0.01, which has left our research team both bewildered and bemused. At first glance, one might assume that Arizona's desert landscape somehow fosters a deep appreciation for both Cristiano Ronaldo's scoring prowess and the conservation of natural habitats. However, our investigation ventures beyond the surface, seeking to uncover the underlying mechanisms at play in this seemingly improbable connection.

This research not only sheds light on an uncharted and whimsical association but also underscores the importance of exploring the unexpected and peculiar in the world of data analysis. We hope that this study sparks further inquiry into the realm of whimsical correlations and prompts a few chuckles along the way.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of research often leads us down unexpected paths, where the curious and the absurd collide in a whirlwind of statistical analysis and scientific inquiry. In this vein, we find ourselves embarking on a peculiar journey that combines the remarkable feats of a legendary footballer with the enigmatic abundance of conservation scientists in the arid expanse of Arizona.
As alluring as the siren's call, the correlation between the domestic league goal tally of Cristiano Ronaldo and the population of conservation scientists in Arizona beckons us to unravel its mystifying nature. While one may assume this connection is as unlikely as finding a penguin in the Sahara desert, our data analysis has uncovered a compelling relationship that defies conventional logic.
Sporting enthusiasts and research aficionados alike may raise an eyebrow at the mere mention of this correlation, wondering if it's the result of a statistical fluke or a quirky twist of fate. However, our comprehensive investigation demonstrates that this peculiar association is not to be taken lightly. It transcends the boundaries of soccer stadiums and laboratory walls, inviting us to contemplate the whimsical interplay between athletic prowess and environmental advocacy.
As we dive headfirst into this captivating enigma, our study not only promises uncommon insights but also a generous serving of whimsy and wonder. So, fasten your seatbelts as we navigate through the labyrinthine landscape of statistics and sports, for there may be more to this correlation than meets the eye. And who knows, perhaps even the most outlandish connections hold a kernel of truth that leaves us marveling at the delightful absurdity of our world.
Stay tuned as we unveil the intriguing saga of Cristiano Ronaldo's goal-den correlation with the presence of conservation scientists in the sun-drenched state of Arizona. Let the games begin!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The exploration of unexpected and whimsical correlations has captivated researchers for decades. Smith et al. (2015) examined the correlation between rainfall and ice cream consumption, while Doe and Jones (2017) investigated the connection between the length of people's fingers and their preferences for specific types of pizza. These studies, though seemingly outlandish, have paved the way for our own investigation into the relationship between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and the number of conservation scientists in Arizona.

Turning to a more whimsical note, in "The Goal Mystique: Unlocking the Secret Behind Soccer's Greatest Scorers," the authors delve into the mystifying allure of prolific goal-scoring and its impact on unlikely, yet intriguing, areas such as the field of conservation science. This inconceivable link between Ronaldo's exceptional goal-scoring abilities and the proliferation of conservation scientists in Arizona has left the research community befuddled and amused in equal measure.

In a different vein, fictional narratives such as "The Goalkeeper's Gambit: A Tale of Soccer and Serendipity" and "The Conservationist's Conundrum: When Science Meets Soccer" offer a whimsical take on the interplay between goal-scoring prowess and environmental advocacy. While these works are purely fictional, they playfully speculate on the curious alignment of these two disparate domains.

Adding to the mirth, movies such as "Goal! The Dream Begins" and "Jurassic Park" provide tangential yet thought-provoking insights into the confluence of athletic triumphs and preservation efforts. While one centers on the rousing achievements of a fictional soccer prodigy, the other intricately weaves a tale of scientific wonder and ecological conservation. The cinematic portrayal of these themes offers a lighthearted touch to our exploration of this bizarre yet captivating correlation.

As we gaze upon the uncharted terrain of whimsical connections, our study aims to illuminate the unexpected threads that bind the world of sports to the sphere of environmental stewardship. While the correlation between Ronaldo's goal tally and conservation scientists in Arizona may seem like an oddity fit for a carnival sideshow, we approach this investigation with the utmost rigor, curiosity, and a generous dose of good-natured humor. So, without further ado, let the merriment and inquiry unfold as we unravel the perplexing saga of Cristiano Ronaldo's goal-den correlation with the presence of conservation scientists in the sunshine state of Arizona.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and The number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Soccerway and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2004 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and downright bizarre connection between the prolific domestic league goal tally of the iconic footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, and the presence of conservation scientists in the sunny state of Arizona. Utilizing data from Soccerway and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we analyzed 18 years' worth of statistics, from 2004 to 2022, to unravel this perplexing correlation.

Our findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9256792, with a p-value less than 0.01, which has left our research team both bewildered and bemused. At first glance, one might assume that Arizona's desert landscape somehow fosters a deep appreciation for both Cristiano Ronaldo's scoring prowess and the conservation of natural habitats. However, our investigation ventures beyond the surface, seeking to uncover the underlying mechanisms at play in this seemingly improbable connection.

This research not only sheds light on an uncharted and whimsical association but also underscores the importance of exploring the unexpected and peculiar in the world of data analysis. We hope that this study sparks further inquiry into the realm of whimsical correlations and prompts a few chuckles along the way.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of research often leads us down unexpected paths, where the curious and the absurd collide in a whirlwind of statistical analysis and scientific inquiry. In this vein, we find ourselves embarking on a peculiar journey that combines the remarkable feats of a legendary footballer with the enigmatic abundance of conservation scientists in the arid expanse of Arizona.
As alluring as the siren's call, the correlation between the domestic league goal tally of Cristiano Ronaldo and the population of conservation scientists in Arizona beckons us to unravel its mystifying nature. While one may assume this connection is as unlikely as finding a penguin in the Sahara desert, our data analysis has uncovered a compelling relationship that defies conventional logic.
Sporting enthusiasts and research aficionados alike may raise an eyebrow at the mere mention of this correlation, wondering if it's the result of a statistical fluke or a quirky twist of fate. However, our comprehensive investigation demonstrates that this peculiar association is not to be taken lightly. It transcends the boundaries of soccer stadiums and laboratory walls, inviting us to contemplate the whimsical interplay between athletic prowess and environmental advocacy.
As we dive headfirst into this captivating enigma, our study not only promises uncommon insights but also a generous serving of whimsy and wonder. So, fasten your seatbelts as we navigate through the labyrinthine landscape of statistics and sports, for there may be more to this correlation than meets the eye. And who knows, perhaps even the most outlandish connections hold a kernel of truth that leaves us marveling at the delightful absurdity of our world.
Stay tuned as we unveil the intriguing saga of Cristiano Ronaldo's goal-den correlation with the presence of conservation scientists in the sun-drenched state of Arizona. Let the games begin!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To demystify this perplexing correlation between Cristiano Ronaldo's goal-scoring prowess and the population of conservation scientists in the sunny terrain of Arizona, we employed a cocktail of data collection methods that would make even the most seasoned researcher raise an eyebrow. Our approach combined the finesse of a well-executed soccer play with the precision of a laboratory experiment, creating a concoction that would impress even the most discerning of statistical connoisseurs.

First, we scoured the digital realm, mining data from Soccerway for the comprehensive domestic league goal tally of Cristiano Ronaldo from 2004 to 2022. The troves of statistical treasure provided by this footballing haven allowed us to meticulously track the ebb and flow of Ronaldo's goal-scoring triumphs across the years, offering a canvas upon which our correlation quest would unfold.

Turning our attention to the ecological landscape of Arizona, we delved into the archives of the Bureau of Labor Statistics with a fervor typically reserved for uncovering rare species in the wild. Here, we unearthed the abundance of conservation scientists within the state, painting a vivid picture of the dedicated guardians of Arizona’s natural splendor.

After procuring these datasets, we engaged in a rigorous process of data cleaning, employing statistical precision akin to a surgeon's deft hands. Outliers were scrutinized with the intensity of a referee reviewing a contentious goal, ensuring that our analysis would not be marred by uninvited statistical intruders.

With our datasets polished and gleaming, we then unleashed the formidable arsenal of statistical analyses upon them. We calculated Pearson's correlation coefficient, eagerly awaiting the numerical revelation of the connection between Ronaldo's goal tally and the population of conservation scientists in Arizona. The p-value, acting as our sage guide through the labyrinth of statistical significance, validated the robustness of our findings.

While our journey through the realm of statistical analysis may not have involved traversing dense jungles or scaling lofty peaks, the intellectual odyssey we embarked upon was just as thrilling. By harmonizing the worlds of football and conservation science, our methodology aimed to capture a spirit of adventure that would make even the most intrepid explorer nod in approval.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and The number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Soccerway and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2004 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9256792, r-squared of 0.8568820, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and downright bizarre connection between the prolific domestic league goal tally of the iconic footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, and the presence of conservation scientists in the sunny state of Arizona. Utilizing data from Soccerway and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we analyzed 18 years' worth of statistics, from 2004 to 2022, to unravel this perplexing correlation.

Our findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9256792, with a p-value less than 0.01, which has left our research team both bewildered and bemused. At first glance, one might assume that Arizona's desert landscape somehow fosters a deep appreciation for both Cristiano Ronaldo's scoring prowess and the conservation of natural habitats. However, our investigation ventures beyond the surface, seeking to uncover the underlying mechanisms at play in this seemingly improbable connection.

This research not only sheds light on an uncharted and whimsical association but also underscores the importance of exploring the unexpected and peculiar in the world of data analysis. We hope that this study sparks further inquiry into the realm of whimsical correlations and prompts a few chuckles along the way.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The world of research often leads us down unexpected paths, where the curious and the absurd collide in a whirlwind of statistical analysis and scientific inquiry. In this vein, we find ourselves embarking on a peculiar journey that combines the remarkable feats of a legendary footballer with the enigmatic abundance of conservation scientists in the arid expanse of Arizona.
As alluring as the siren's call, the correlation between the domestic league goal tally of Cristiano Ronaldo and the population of conservation scientists in Arizona beckons us to unravel its mystifying nature. While one may assume this connection is as unlikely as finding a penguin in the Sahara desert, our data analysis has uncovered a compelling relationship that defies conventional logic.
Sporting enthusiasts and research aficionados alike may raise an eyebrow at the mere mention of this correlation, wondering if it's the result of a statistical fluke or a quirky twist of fate. However, our comprehensive investigation demonstrates that this peculiar association is not to be taken lightly. It transcends the boundaries of soccer stadiums and laboratory walls, inviting us to contemplate the whimsical interplay between athletic prowess and environmental advocacy.
As we dive headfirst into this captivating enigma, our study not only promises uncommon insights but also a generous serving of whimsy and wonder. So, fasten your seatbelts as we navigate through the labyrinthine landscape of statistics and sports, for there may be more to this correlation than meets the eye. And who knows, perhaps even the most outlandish connections hold a kernel of truth that leaves us marveling at the delightful absurdity of our world.
Stay tuned as we unveil the intriguing saga of Cristiano Ronaldo's goal-den correlation with the presence of conservation scientists in the sun-drenched state of Arizona. Let the games begin!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis unearthed an astonishing correlation between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and the number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Our statistical investigation revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9256792, with an r-squared value of 0.8568820, and a p-value less than 0.01. This eyebrow-raising connection left our research team equally amazed and tickled pink (but not in the literal sense, of course).

To visualize this inexplicable link, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot that graphically captures the striking correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, as the chart boldly proclaims, "Yes, folks, there's something fishy going on here, and it's not just in Arizona's rivers!"

Now, we're not ones to jump to conclusions, but the strength of this correlation truly gives new meaning to the phrase "scoring goals in more ways than one." It's as if Ronaldo's prolific goal-scoring prowess somehow inspired a surge of environmental passion in the majestic deserts of Arizona - or perhaps the saguaros have hidden a secret admiration for hat tricks all along.

This unexpected connection prompts us to ponder whether there's a hidden synergy between footballing excellence and the dedicated efforts of conservation scientists. Could it be that the thrill of a Ronaldo hat trick ignites a wave of inspiration, leading to a surge in conservation initiatives and environmental advocacy across the Grand Canyon State? We don't want to leap to conclusions, but there's certainly something to kick around here.

Furthermore, this striking correlation challenges the very fabric of conventional statistical analysis. It's as if the soccer ball of data interpretation took an unexpected bend and found the back of the net in the realm of whimsy and wonder. One might even say that we've uncovered the "goal-den ratio" of football magnificence to ecological dedication, and the result is nothing short of a statistical spectacle.

In conclusion, our findings exemplify the extraordinary and, dare we say, ludicrous nature of statistical correlations. This study not only highlights the unanticipated connections that lurk within data but also serves as a reminder that the world of research is full of delightful surprises. Whether you're a football fanatic, a nature enthusiast, or a connoisseur of statistical oddities, this correlation is bound to spark both intrigue and a few good-natured chuckles. After all, who knew that the world of professional sports and environmental conservation could intersect in such a remarkable and, at times, comical manner?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and The number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and downright bizarre connection between the prolific domestic league goal tally of the iconic footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, and the presence of conservation scientists in the sunny state of Arizona. Utilizing data from Soccerway and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we analyzed 18 years' worth of statistics, from 2004 to 2022, to unravel this perplexing correlation.

Our findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9256792, with a p-value less than 0.01, which has left our research team both bewildered and bemused. At first glance, one might assume that Arizona's desert landscape somehow fosters a deep appreciation for both Cristiano Ronaldo's scoring prowess and the conservation of natural habitats. However, our investigation ventures beyond the surface, seeking to uncover the underlying mechanisms at play in this seemingly improbable connection.

This research not only sheds light on an uncharted and whimsical association but also underscores the importance of exploring the unexpected and peculiar in the world of data analysis. We hope that this study sparks further inquiry into the realm of whimsical correlations and prompts a few chuckles along the way.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The exploration of unexpected and whimsical correlations has captivated researchers for decades. Smith et al. (2015) examined the correlation between rainfall and ice cream consumption, while Doe and Jones (2017) investigated the connection between the length of people's fingers and their preferences for specific types of pizza. These studies, though seemingly outlandish, have paved the way for our own investigation into the relationship between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and the number of conservation scientists in Arizona.
Turning to a more whimsical note, in "The Goal Mystique: Unlocking the Secret Behind Soccer's Greatest Scorers," the authors delve into the mystifying allure of prolific goal-scoring and its impact on unlikely, yet intriguing, areas such as the field of conservation science. This inconceivable link between Ronaldo's exceptional goal-scoring abilities and the proliferation of conservation scientists in Arizona has left the research community befuddled and amused in equal measure.
In a different vein, fictional narratives such as "The Goalkeeper's Gambit: A Tale of Soccer and Serendipity" and "The Conservationist's Conundrum: When Science Meets Soccer" offer a whimsical take on the interplay between goal-scoring prowess and environmental advocacy. While these works are purely fictional, they playfully speculate on the curious alignment of these two disparate domains.
Adding to the mirth, movies such as "Goal! The Dream Begins" and "Jurassic Park" provide tangential yet thought-provoking insights into the confluence of athletic triumphs and preservation efforts. While one centers on the rousing achievements of a fictional soccer prodigy, the other intricately weaves a tale of scientific wonder and ecological conservation. The cinematic portrayal of these themes offers a lighthearted touch to our exploration of this bizarre yet captivating correlation.
As we gaze upon the uncharted terrain of whimsical connections, our study aims to illuminate the unexpected threads that bind the world of sports to the sphere of environmental stewardship. While the correlation between Ronaldo's goal tally and conservation scientists in Arizona may seem like an oddity fit for a carnival sideshow, we approach this investigation with the utmost rigor, curiosity, and a generous dose of good-natured humor. So, without further ado, let the merriment and inquiry unfold as we unravel the perplexing saga of Cristiano Ronaldo's goal-den correlation with the presence of conservation scientists in the sunshine state of Arizona.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis unearthed an astonishing correlation between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and the number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Our statistical investigation revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9256792, with an r-squared value of 0.8568820, and a p-value less than 0.01. This eyebrow-raising connection left our research team equally amazed and tickled pink (but not in the literal sense, of course).
To visualize this inexplicable link, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot that graphically captures the striking correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, as the chart boldly proclaims, "Yes, folks, there's something fishy going on here, and it's not just in Arizona's rivers!"
Now, we're not ones to jump to conclusions, but the strength of this correlation truly gives new meaning to the phrase "scoring goals in more ways than one." It's as if Ronaldo's prolific goal-scoring prowess somehow inspired a surge of environmental passion in the majestic deserts of Arizona - or perhaps the saguaros have hidden a secret admiration for hat tricks all along.
This unexpected connection prompts us to ponder whether there's a hidden synergy between footballing excellence and the dedicated efforts of conservation scientists. Could it be that the thrill of a Ronaldo hat trick ignites a wave of inspiration, leading to a surge in conservation initiatives and environmental advocacy across the Grand Canyon State? We don't want to leap to conclusions, but there's certainly something to kick around here.
Furthermore, this striking correlation challenges the very fabric of conventional statistical analysis. It's as if the soccer ball of data interpretation took an unexpected bend and found the back of the net in the realm of whimsy and wonder. One might even say that we've uncovered the "goal-den ratio" of football magnificence to ecological dedication, and the result is nothing short of a statistical spectacle.
In conclusion, our findings exemplify the extraordinary and, dare we say, ludicrous nature of statistical correlations. This study not only highlights the unanticipated connections that lurk within data but also serves as a reminder that the world of research is full of delightful surprises. Whether you're a football fanatic, a nature enthusiast, or a connoisseur of statistical oddities, this correlation is bound to spark both intrigue and a few good-natured chuckles. After all, who knew that the world of professional sports and environmental conservation could intersect in such a remarkable and, at times, comical manner?

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our investigation into the uncanny correlation between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and the number of conservation scientists in Arizona has not only unveiled a statistically significant relationship but has also left our research team pondering the whimsical and unexpected dance of data.

The results of our analysis, showcasing a correlation coefficient of 0.9256792 and a p-value less than 0.01, have propelled this peculiar association into the limelight of statistical bizarreness. This correlation is as striking as a Ronaldo free-kick, as it challenges the conventional wisdom of statistical inference and tickles the funny bone of scientific inquiry.

Harking back to the whimsical literature that playfully pondered the connection between seemingly unrelated variables, our findings align with the prior research's spirit of embracing the absurd and the unexpected in statistical analysis. Much like the curious studies on rainfall and ice cream consumption or the length of fingers and pizza preferences, our investigation upholds the honor of embracing the zany and the inexplicable in the quest for statistical enlightenment.

It appears that our findings have lent support to the fictional narratives and cinematic portrayals that whimsically hint at the interplay between athletic triumphs and conservation efforts. While "Jurassic Park" may have entertained the notion of parallel dimensions, it seems that the real-life tale of Ronaldo's goal-den correlation with conservation scientists in Arizona is as outlandishly captivating as any Hollywood blockbuster - albeit with a touch of statistical rigor and a splash of good-natured hilarity.

The strength of this correlation defies mere coincidence, prompting us to wonder whether there's a hidden synergy between footballing excellence and the dedicated efforts of conservation scientists. Could it be that the thrill of a Ronaldo hat trick ignites a wave of inspiration, leading to a surge in conservation initiatives and environmental advocacy across Arizona? While we tread lightly when interpreting our findings, it's certainly worth considering the possibility that statistical relationships can possess a flavorful dash of the unpredictable and the downright comedic.

As we stand at the crossroads of statistical oddities and whimsical correlations, this investigation not only highlights the unexpected threads that weave their way through data but also serves as a joyous reminder that statistical analysis need not always abide by the straight and narrow. It's as if we've stumbled upon the "goal-den ratio" of football magnificence to environmental dedication, a statistical nugget that sparkles with the lighthearted intrigue of an impromptu game of statistical hopscotch.

In conclusion, our findings have swung open the doors to a realm where football exploits and ecological stewardship engage in a captivating statistical tango. This study stands as a tribute to the delightful surprises that lurk within the realm of research and the whimsical spirit that underpins the world of statistical inquiry. So, as we reflect on the statistical quirks and comical intersections of professional sports and environmental conservation, let us embrace this correlation with a wink, a smile, and the understanding that statistical oddities can indeed be a source of both amusement and enlightenment. After all, in the wondrous world of statistical exploration, sometimes the most improbable connections yield the heartiest laughs and the most profound insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and The number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and downright bizarre connection between the prolific domestic league goal tally of the iconic footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, and the presence of conservation scientists in the sunny state of Arizona. Utilizing data from Soccerway and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we analyzed 18 years' worth of statistics, from 2004 to 2022, to unravel this perplexing correlation.

Our findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9256792, with a p-value less than 0.01, which has left our research team both bewildered and bemused. At first glance, one might assume that Arizona's desert landscape somehow fosters a deep appreciation for both Cristiano Ronaldo's scoring prowess and the conservation of natural habitats. However, our investigation ventures beyond the surface, seeking to uncover the underlying mechanisms at play in this seemingly improbable connection.

This research not only sheds light on an uncharted and whimsical association but also underscores the importance of exploring the unexpected and peculiar in the world of data analysis. We hope that this study sparks further inquiry into the realm of whimsical correlations and prompts a few chuckles along the way.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The world of research often leads us down unexpected paths, where the curious and the absurd collide in a whirlwind of statistical analysis and scientific inquiry. In this vein, we find ourselves embarking on a peculiar journey that combines the remarkable feats of a legendary footballer with the enigmatic abundance of conservation scientists in the arid expanse of Arizona.
As alluring as the siren's call, the correlation between the domestic league goal tally of Cristiano Ronaldo and the population of conservation scientists in Arizona beckons us to unravel its mystifying nature. While one may assume this connection is as unlikely as finding a penguin in the Sahara desert, our data analysis has uncovered a compelling relationship that defies conventional logic.
Sporting enthusiasts and research aficionados alike may raise an eyebrow at the mere mention of this correlation, wondering if it's the result of a statistical fluke or a quirky twist of fate. However, our comprehensive investigation demonstrates that this peculiar association is not to be taken lightly. It transcends the boundaries of soccer stadiums and laboratory walls, inviting us to contemplate the whimsical interplay between athletic prowess and environmental advocacy.
As we dive headfirst into this captivating enigma, our study not only promises uncommon insights but also a generous serving of whimsy and wonder. So, fasten your seatbelts as we navigate through the labyrinthine landscape of statistics and sports, for there may be more to this correlation than meets the eye. And who knows, perhaps even the most outlandish connections hold a kernel of truth that leaves us marveling at the delightful absurdity of our world.
Stay tuned as we unveil the intriguing saga of Cristiano Ronaldo's goal-den correlation with the presence of conservation scientists in the sun-drenched state of Arizona. Let the games begin!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis unearthed an astonishing correlation between Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally and the number of conservation scientists in Arizona. Our statistical investigation revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9256792, with an r-squared value of 0.8568820, and a p-value less than 0.01. This eyebrow-raising connection left our research team equally amazed and tickled pink (but not in the literal sense, of course).
To visualize this inexplicable link, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot that graphically captures the striking correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, as the chart boldly proclaims, "Yes, folks, there's something fishy going on here, and it's not just in Arizona's rivers!"
Now, we're not ones to jump to conclusions, but the strength of this correlation truly gives new meaning to the phrase "scoring goals in more ways than one." It's as if Ronaldo's prolific goal-scoring prowess somehow inspired a surge of environmental passion in the majestic deserts of Arizona - or perhaps the saguaros have hidden a secret admiration for hat tricks all along.
This unexpected connection prompts us to ponder whether there's a hidden synergy between footballing excellence and the dedicated efforts of conservation scientists. Could it be that the thrill of a Ronaldo hat trick ignites a wave of inspiration, leading to a surge in conservation initiatives and environmental advocacy across the Grand Canyon State? We don't want to leap to conclusions, but there's certainly something to kick around here.
Furthermore, this striking correlation challenges the very fabric of conventional statistical analysis. It's as if the soccer ball of data interpretation took an unexpected bend and found the back of the net in the realm of whimsy and wonder. One might even say that we've uncovered the "goal-den ratio" of football magnificence to ecological dedication, and the result is nothing short of a statistical spectacle.
In conclusion, our findings exemplify the extraordinary and, dare we say, ludicrous nature of statistical correlations. This study not only highlights the unanticipated connections that lurk within data but also serves as a reminder that the world of research is full of delightful surprises. Whether you're a football fanatic, a nature enthusiast, or a connoisseur of statistical oddities, this correlation is bound to spark both intrigue and a few good-natured chuckles. After all, who knew that the world of professional sports and environmental conservation could intersect in such a remarkable and, at times, comical manner?

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has revealed a correlation so striking, it's like finding a synchronized dance routine between a footballer and a conservation scientist in the middle of the desert. The connection between Cristiano Ronaldo's goal-scoring prowess and the abundance of conservation scientists in Arizona is as puzzling as trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road – only to realize it was chasing a football instead of a worm.

Our findings have left us both flabbergasted and flabbergasted (yes, so baffled we've become repetitive). It's as though Ronaldo's goals have cast a spell, enchanting the saguaros and desert tortoises with a newfound passion for environmental stewardship. Who knew that a hat trick on the pitch could inspire a hat trick of conservation initiatives in the Sonoran Desert?

As we bid adieu to this research endeavor, we assert with the utmost confidence (and a hint of amusement) that no further investigation is needed in this area. Our results have unraveled a correlation so improbable, it's the statistical equivalent of a magician pulling a rabbit out of a football. It's time to hang up our lab coats and soccer cleats and revel in the delightful absurdity of this correlation.

So, let this study serve as a reminder that even the most offbeat connections can offer a spark of wonder in the world of research. And who knows, perhaps there are more hidden correlations waiting to be discovered – ones that will leave us scratching our heads and grinning from ear to ear. After all, the world of data analysis and statistical inquiry is never short of surprises, much like finding a conservation scientist scoring a bicycle kick in the desert.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Sports Science and Biodiversity Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The International Center for Soccer Success Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal-Den Correlation: A Kicking Connection Between Football Excellence and Conservation Scientists' Abundance in Arizona with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the unexpected and downright bizarre connection between the prolific domestic league goal tally of the iconic footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, and the presence of conservation scientists in the sunny state of Arizona. Utilizing data from Soccerway and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we analyzed 18 years' worth of statistics, from 2004 to 2022, to unravel this perplexing correlation.
Our findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9256792, with a p-value less than 0.01, which has left our research team both bewildered and bemused. At first glance, one might assume that Arizona's desert landscape somehow fosters a deep appreciation for both Cristiano Ronaldo's scoring prowess and the conservation of natural habitats. However, our investigation ventures beyond the surface, seeking to uncover the underlying mechanisms at play in this seemingly improbable connection.
This research not only sheds light on an uncharted and whimsical association but also underscores the importance of exploring the unexpected and peculiar in the world of data analysis. We hope that this study sparks further inquiry into the realm of whimsical correlations and prompts a few chuckles along the way.

ChatGPT:

Cristiano Ronaldo, goal tally, domestic league, conservation scientists, Arizona, correlation, Soccerway, Bureau of Labor Statistics, desert landscape, scoring prowess, natural habitats, data analysis, correlation coefficient, p-value, whimsical correlations, chuckles

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Data details

Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally
Source: Soccerway
See what else correlates with Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally

The number of conservation scientists in Arizona
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of conservation scientists in Arizona
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of conservation scientists in Arizona

Correlation r = 0.9256792 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8568820 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 85.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of conservation scientists in Arizona) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally) over the 19 years from 2004 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.4E-8. 0.0000000135996045461237040000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 1.4E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 73,531,550 random variables You don't actually need 73 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.81, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally (Goal)45917311826404634314835252621312918
The number of conservation scientists in Arizona (Conservation Scientists)160170180230270230300300380330340350340300270280300310270




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4,5,9,17,31,18,26,40,46,34,31,48,35,25,26,21,31,29,18,])
array_2 = np.array([160,170,180,230,270,230,300,300,380,330,340,350,340,300,270,280,300,310,270,])
array_1_name = "Cristiano Ronaldo's domestic league goal tally"
array_2_name = "The number of conservation scientists in Arizona"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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