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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in corn and the second variable is Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The UFOs were just corny holograms all along!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create a comic-style illustration that displays a vibrant cornfield with rows of genetically modified corn under a clear blue sky. A farmer is shown tending to the crops, while in the distance, a group of people are huddled around a smartphone, frantically searching "report UFO sighting" on Google. The sky remains empty, devoid of any mysterious sightings, emphasizing the lack of UFO activity. Incorporate muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern reminiscent of 1960s comic book illustrations for an intriguing visual effect. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Parallax art Symbolism A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s Glitch art A scene from Skyrim
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting', in the following situation: Because GMO corn no longer attracts extraterrestrial attention, there are fewer UFO sightings reported as aliens look for more interesting snacks elsewhere.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a peaceful cornfield, rows of vibrant, genetically modified corn stretch out under a clear blue sky. A farmer tends to the crops, while in the distance, a group of people huddle around a smartphone, frantically searching "report UFO sighting" on Google. The lack of UFO activity is evident as the sky remains empty, completely devoid of any mysterious sightings.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: In a peaceful cornfield, rows of vibrant, genetically modified corn stretch out under a clear blue sky. A farmer tends to the crops, while in the distance, a group of people huddle around a smartphone, frantically searching "report UFO sighting" on Google. The lack of UFO activity is evident as the sky remains empty, completely devoid of any mysterious sightings. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create a comic-style illustration that displays a vibrant cornfield with rows of genetically modified corn under a clear blue sky. A farmer is shown tending to the crops, while in the distance, a group of people are huddled around a smartphone, frantically searching "report UFO sighting" on Google. The sky remains empty, devoid of any mysterious sightings, emphasizing the lack of UFO activity. Incorporate muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern reminiscent of 1960s comic book illustrations for an intriguing visual effect.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in GMO use in corn caused report UFO sighting (Google searches for 'report UFO sighting') to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'

The Journal of Agricultural Anomalies Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from USDA and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the extraterrestrial twists and turns of the American corn industry, specifically examining the correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the frequency of Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Our analysis, based on USDA and Google Trends data from 2004 to 2023, revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 and p < 0.01, suggesting a significant relationship that is out of this world. We unpack the implications of this unexpected connection and ponder whether genetically modified corn has sparked a spike in extraterrestrial enthusiasm among the online population. The findings of this study may leave readers feeling…spacey.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the extraterrestrial twists and turns of the American corn industry, specifically examining the correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the frequency of Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Our analysis, based on USDA and Google Trends data from 2004 to 2023, revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 and p < 0.01, suggesting a significant relationship that is out of this world. We unpack the implications of this unexpected connection and ponder whether genetically modified corn has sparked a spike in extraterrestrial enthusiasm among the online population. The findings of this study may leave readers feeling…spacey.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

The world of agricultural research often sprouts unexpected findings, like a cornstalk unexpectedly giving rise to extraterrestrial curiosity. The cultivation and consumption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in commercial crops have long been the subject of heated debate and diligent scrutiny. However, amidst the whirlwind of discourse around GMOs, one peculiar connection has stalked its way into the limelight: the relationship between GMO corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.

While the study of GMOs usually focuses on yields, pesticide use, or nutrient content, the idea that GMO corn could somehow be linked to an uptick in curiosity about unidentified flying objects sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie. Indeed, this unexpected twist in the tale of GMOs in corn prompts us to delve deeper into the cornfield of statistics, data analysis, and all things extraterrestrial.

So, as we dig into this cornucopia of data, let's peel back the layers of this cornspiracy and see if we can kernel out some kernels of truth from the sea of statistical noise. Are we on the cusp of an astronomical breakthrough, or are we just chasing shadows and statistical phantoms? Let's unleash the power of science and statistics to explore this cosmic cornundrum and boldly grow where no research has grown before.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the extraterrestrial twists and turns of the American corn industry, specifically examining the correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the frequency of Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Our analysis, based on USDA and Google Trends data from 2004 to 2023, revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 and p < 0.01, suggesting a significant relationship that is out of this world. We unpack the implications of this unexpected connection and ponder whether genetically modified corn has sparked a spike in extraterrestrial enthusiasm among the online population. The findings of this study may leave readers feeling…spacey.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The world of agricultural research often sprouts unexpected findings, like a cornstalk unexpectedly giving rise to extraterrestrial curiosity. The cultivation and consumption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in commercial crops have long been the subject of heated debate and diligent scrutiny. However, amidst the whirlwind of discourse around GMOs, one peculiar connection has stalked its way into the limelight: the relationship between GMO corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.
While the study of GMOs usually focuses on yields, pesticide use, or nutrient content, the idea that GMO corn could somehow be linked to an uptick in curiosity about unidentified flying objects sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie. Indeed, this unexpected twist in the tale of GMOs in corn prompts us to delve deeper into the cornfield of statistics, data analysis, and all things extraterrestrial.
So, as we dig into this cornucopia of data, let's peel back the layers of this cornspiracy and see if we can kernel out some kernels of truth from the sea of statistical noise. Are we on the cusp of an astronomical breakthrough, or are we just chasing shadows and statistical phantoms? Let's unleash the power of science and statistics to explore this cosmic cornundrum and boldly grow where no research has grown before.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' has captivated the scientific community and sparked a flurry of research as scholars attempt to shed light on this cosmic cornundrum. In "Smith et al.," the authors find a statistically significant positive correlation between the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation and the frequency of online searches for extraterrestrial sightings. Similarly, Doe's research suggests that the rise of genetically modified corn has coincided with a surge in public interest in UFO phenomena, as evidenced by an increase in Google search activity. Furthermore, Jones' study contributes to this burgeoning body of evidence by identifying a temporal association between the introduction of GMO corn varieties and a spike in reports of UFO sightings in rural areas.

Moving beyond the agricultural and scientific realm, popular non-fiction works such as "The Omnivore's Dilemma" and "GMO Sapiens" provide thought-provoking insights into the societal implications of GMO adoption and the public's fascination with extraterrestrial encounters. These works prompt readers to ponder whether our consumption of genetically modified corn has sown the seeds of curiosity about otherworldly visitors, or if it's all just a-maize-ing coincidence.

Exploring the intersection of fiction and fascination, "War of the Worlds" by H.G. Wells and "Communion" by Whitley Strieber offer imaginative narratives that intertwine outer space with earthly agriculture, contributing to the cultural backdrop against which the GMO-corn-UFO connection has emerged. These literary escapades invite readers to consider the interstellar implications of our agricultural practices, perhaps inspiring them to trade in their tinfoil hats for tinfoil-lined corn husks.

Moreover, a perusal of social media channels yields a cornucopia of anecdotes and musings linking GMO corn to extraterrestrial interests. A tweet by @EarthyAlienEnthusiast proclaims, "GMO corn: fueling both our bodies and our curiosity about aliens!" while a Facebook post from "Farms Are Out of This World" shares a captivating photo of a crop circle with the caption, "GMO corn or cosmic collaboration? You decide!"

These varied sources—ranging from scholarly investigations to literary adventures and online anecdotes—paint a kaleidoscopic panorama of the GMO-corn-UFO connection. As we delve deeper into this enigmatic entanglement, the boundary between science and speculation becomes as blurry as a flying saucer in a cornfield at dusk. We find ourselves navigating an intellectual maze where kernels of truth and cosmic curiosity intermingle, challenging us to harvest genuine insight from this seemingly out-of-this-world relationship.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the extraterrestrial twists and turns of the American corn industry, specifically examining the correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the frequency of Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Our analysis, based on USDA and Google Trends data from 2004 to 2023, revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 and p < 0.01, suggesting a significant relationship that is out of this world. We unpack the implications of this unexpected connection and ponder whether genetically modified corn has sparked a spike in extraterrestrial enthusiasm among the online population. The findings of this study may leave readers feeling…spacey.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The world of agricultural research often sprouts unexpected findings, like a cornstalk unexpectedly giving rise to extraterrestrial curiosity. The cultivation and consumption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in commercial crops have long been the subject of heated debate and diligent scrutiny. However, amidst the whirlwind of discourse around GMOs, one peculiar connection has stalked its way into the limelight: the relationship between GMO corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.
While the study of GMOs usually focuses on yields, pesticide use, or nutrient content, the idea that GMO corn could somehow be linked to an uptick in curiosity about unidentified flying objects sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie. Indeed, this unexpected twist in the tale of GMOs in corn prompts us to delve deeper into the cornfield of statistics, data analysis, and all things extraterrestrial.
So, as we dig into this cornucopia of data, let's peel back the layers of this cornspiracy and see if we can kernel out some kernels of truth from the sea of statistical noise. Are we on the cusp of an astronomical breakthrough, or are we just chasing shadows and statistical phantoms? Let's unleash the power of science and statistics to explore this cosmic cornundrum and boldly grow where no research has grown before.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Sample Selection:
In order to examine the connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting', a cornucopia of data was collected from the USDA and Google Trends. The data spanned from 2004 to 2023, encompassing a wide swath of time to capture any celestial fluctuations in search behavior.

Extraction and Cleaning:
The data extraction process involved sifting through a supernova-sized quantity of information, isolating the relevant variables with the precision of a telescope honing in on a distant star. The data sets were then cleansed of any cosmic debris or statistical meteoroids that could potentially skew the findings, ensuring a pristine research environment.

Variables:
The independent variable, GMO use in corn, was quantified based on USDA records, while the dependent variable, Google searches for 'report UFO sighting', was obtained from Google Trends. The relationship between these variables was scrutinized to unearth any statistically significant patterns that may have eluded previous research efforts.

Statistical Analysis:
The collected data underwent rigorous statistical scrutiny, employing correlation analysis to reveal any gravitational pulls between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. The magnitude and direction of this otherworldly relationship were calculated to discern the strength of the association and whether it possessed the cosmic significance required to tantalize the scientific community.

Control Variables:
Controlling for potential cosmic confounders such as seasonality, weather patterns, and celestial events, multivariate analyses were conducted to ensure that the observed connection between GMO corn and UFO searches did not succumb to statistical illusions or planetary perturbations.

Quantitative and Qualitative Investigation:
In addition to quantitative analyses, qualitative investigation into online discussions and extraterrestrial enthusiasts' forums was undertaken to grasp the underlying motivations and sentiments propelling the surge in UFO-related searches. This qualitative foray provided a humanistic dimension to the otherwise stellar quantitative analyses, offering insights into the earthly motivations behind the otherworldly inquiry.

Robustness Checks:
Sensitivity analyses and robustness checks were performed to probe the veracity of the uncovered relationship, testing its robustness against various permutations and combinations of statistical models and control variables. This meticulous scrutiny ensured that the reported findings were as sturdy as a spacecraft navigating through an asteroid belt.

Ethical Considerations:
Throughout this research, ethical considerations were upheld, ensuring that the pursuit of scientific discovery remained tethered to the principles of academic integrity and empirical rigor. Transparency in data handling and ethical usage of online search patterns were prioritized to maintain the sanctity of the research process.

Limitations:
It is important to acknowledge the limitations of this study, including the reliance on aggregated search data and the potential for unobserved cosmic phenomena to influence the observed relationship. While the statistical analyses provide compelling evidence, the inherent limitations of observational data and the complexity of online search behavior warrant cautious interpretation of the findings.

Overall, the methodological approach adopted in this research endeavored to unravel the enigmatic connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting', navigating through an astronomical landscape of data with the precision of a telescope and the curiosity of an extraterrestrial enthusiast.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.9375341, r-squared of 0.8789702, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the extraterrestrial twists and turns of the American corn industry, specifically examining the correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the frequency of Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Our analysis, based on USDA and Google Trends data from 2004 to 2023, revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 and p < 0.01, suggesting a significant relationship that is out of this world. We unpack the implications of this unexpected connection and ponder whether genetically modified corn has sparked a spike in extraterrestrial enthusiasm among the online population. The findings of this study may leave readers feeling…spacey.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
The world of agricultural research often sprouts unexpected findings, like a cornstalk unexpectedly giving rise to extraterrestrial curiosity. The cultivation and consumption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in commercial crops have long been the subject of heated debate and diligent scrutiny. However, amidst the whirlwind of discourse around GMOs, one peculiar connection has stalked its way into the limelight: the relationship between GMO corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.
While the study of GMOs usually focuses on yields, pesticide use, or nutrient content, the idea that GMO corn could somehow be linked to an uptick in curiosity about unidentified flying objects sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie. Indeed, this unexpected twist in the tale of GMOs in corn prompts us to delve deeper into the cornfield of statistics, data analysis, and all things extraterrestrial.
So, as we dig into this cornucopia of data, let's peel back the layers of this cornspiracy and see if we can kernel out some kernels of truth from the sea of statistical noise. Are we on the cusp of an astronomical breakthrough, or are we just chasing shadows and statistical phantoms? Let's unleash the power of science and statistics to explore this cosmic cornundrum and boldly grow where no research has grown before.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' yielded a fascinating revelation. The correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 indicated a strong positive association between these two seemingly unrelated variables. The r-squared value of 0.8789702 further reinforced the robustness of this relationship, explaining approximately 87.9% of the variation in Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' based on GMO corn usage. With a significance level of p < 0.01, the results were statistically significant and not just some statistical fluke from a parallel universe.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually illustrates this cosmic connection, depicting a strikingly linear pattern that seems to defy the laws of earthly statistics. The plot's data points resemble a constellation of UFO sightings, with the trajectory pointing unmistakably toward the influence of GMO corn.

This unexpected correlation between GMO corn and UFO searches may leave one pondering whether a "cornspiracy" of astronomical proportions is afoot. While we cannot leap to intergalactic conclusions based solely on statistical associations, these findings certainly offer food for thought – or perhaps, "food for alien thought."

It is evident that the impact of GMO corn cultivation extends beyond the realm of agriculture, reaching for the stars in a way that few could have predicted. Such peculiar patterns remind us that in the vast universe of research, there are still cosmic secrets waiting to be unearthed, and statistical exploration can lead to some truly out-of-this-world discoveries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the extraterrestrial twists and turns of the American corn industry, specifically examining the correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the frequency of Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Our analysis, based on USDA and Google Trends data from 2004 to 2023, revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 and p < 0.01, suggesting a significant relationship that is out of this world. We unpack the implications of this unexpected connection and ponder whether genetically modified corn has sparked a spike in extraterrestrial enthusiasm among the online population. The findings of this study may leave readers feeling…spacey.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' has captivated the scientific community and sparked a flurry of research as scholars attempt to shed light on this cosmic cornundrum. In "Smith et al.," the authors find a statistically significant positive correlation between the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation and the frequency of online searches for extraterrestrial sightings. Similarly, Doe's research suggests that the rise of genetically modified corn has coincided with a surge in public interest in UFO phenomena, as evidenced by an increase in Google search activity. Furthermore, Jones' study contributes to this burgeoning body of evidence by identifying a temporal association between the introduction of GMO corn varieties and a spike in reports of UFO sightings in rural areas.
Moving beyond the agricultural and scientific realm, popular non-fiction works such as "The Omnivore's Dilemma" and "GMO Sapiens" provide thought-provoking insights into the societal implications of GMO adoption and the public's fascination with extraterrestrial encounters. These works prompt readers to ponder whether our consumption of genetically modified corn has sown the seeds of curiosity about otherworldly visitors, or if it's all just a-maize-ing coincidence.
Exploring the intersection of fiction and fascination, "War of the Worlds" by H.G. Wells and "Communion" by Whitley Strieber offer imaginative narratives that intertwine outer space with earthly agriculture, contributing to the cultural backdrop against which the GMO-corn-UFO connection has emerged. These literary escapades invite readers to consider the interstellar implications of our agricultural practices, perhaps inspiring them to trade in their tinfoil hats for tinfoil-lined corn husks.
Moreover, a perusal of social media channels yields a cornucopia of anecdotes and musings linking GMO corn to extraterrestrial interests. A tweet by @EarthyAlienEnthusiast proclaims, "GMO corn: fueling both our bodies and our curiosity about aliens!" while a Facebook post from "Farms Are Out of This World" shares a captivating photo of a crop circle with the caption, "GMO corn or cosmic collaboration? You decide!"
These varied sources—ranging from scholarly investigations to literary adventures and online anecdotes—paint a kaleidoscopic panorama of the GMO-corn-UFO connection. As we delve deeper into this enigmatic entanglement, the boundary between science and speculation becomes as blurry as a flying saucer in a cornfield at dusk. We find ourselves navigating an intellectual maze where kernels of truth and cosmic curiosity intermingle, challenging us to harvest genuine insight from this seemingly out-of-this-world relationship.

[[RESULTS]]
The connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' yielded a fascinating revelation. The correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 indicated a strong positive association between these two seemingly unrelated variables. The r-squared value of 0.8789702 further reinforced the robustness of this relationship, explaining approximately 87.9% of the variation in Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' based on GMO corn usage. With a significance level of p < 0.01, the results were statistically significant and not just some statistical fluke from a parallel universe.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually illustrates this cosmic connection, depicting a strikingly linear pattern that seems to defy the laws of earthly statistics. The plot's data points resemble a constellation of UFO sightings, with the trajectory pointing unmistakably toward the influence of GMO corn.
This unexpected correlation between GMO corn and UFO searches may leave one pondering whether a "cornspiracy" of astronomical proportions is afoot. While we cannot leap to intergalactic conclusions based solely on statistical associations, these findings certainly offer food for thought – or perhaps, "food for alien thought."
It is evident that the impact of GMO corn cultivation extends beyond the realm of agriculture, reaching for the stars in a way that few could have predicted. Such peculiar patterns remind us that in the vast universe of research, there are still cosmic secrets waiting to be unearthed, and statistical exploration can lead to some truly out-of-this-world discoveries.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of this study have illuminated a nebulous nexus between genetically modified corn and the cyber quest for extraterrestrial encounters. The robust statistical association identified between GMO corn usage and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' lends credence to the notion that there is more to this "cornspiracy" than meets the eye. Our results echo previous research by Smith et al., Doe, and Jones, reinforcing the hypothesis that the proliferation of GMO corn has indeed spurred a cosmic curiosity among the online populace.

While this study may seem "out there" in its focus on UFO sightings and GMO corn, the statistical evidence speaks for itself. The statistical significance observed in the correlation coefficient and the high r-squared value underscore the strength of this otherworldly relationship. It appears that as GMO corn plantings have proliferated, so too has the public's fascination with otherworldly visitations. One might say that the cornfields are not only yielding agricultural produce but also cultivating a burgeoning interest in celestial visitors.

The scatterplot depicting the correlation between GMO corn usage and UFO searches resembles a stellar map, mapping out a trajectory that points unmistakably to the interstellar influence of genetically modified corn. This visual representation adds an ethereal dimension to the study, reminding us that there are statistical constellations waiting to be discovered if we only gaze upward and embrace the statistical cosmos.

Our results prompt us to reflect on the interplay between agricultural innovation and societal curiosity. Are GMO corn and UFO searches intertwined in ways that defy our terrestrial understanding, or are we merely observing a statistical anomaly that extends beyond our comprehension? This study opens a wormhole of questions, beckoning us to probe deeper into the cosmic cornucopia of statistical relationships.

In conclusion, this study not only adds a new dimension to our understanding of the impact of GMO corn cultivation but also tantalizes our curiosity about the far-reaching effects of seemingly unrelated variables. The statistical bond between GMO corn and UFO searches invites us to traverse the nebulous realm where statistical trails intersect with extraterrestrial intrigues, challenging us to embrace the statistical unknown and cultivate a deeper appreciation for the mysteries that lie beyond our statistical comfort zone.


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System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the extraterrestrial twists and turns of the American corn industry, specifically examining the correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the frequency of Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Our analysis, based on USDA and Google Trends data from 2004 to 2023, revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 and p < 0.01, suggesting a significant relationship that is out of this world. We unpack the implications of this unexpected connection and ponder whether genetically modified corn has sparked a spike in extraterrestrial enthusiasm among the online population. The findings of this study may leave readers feeling…spacey.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The world of agricultural research often sprouts unexpected findings, like a cornstalk unexpectedly giving rise to extraterrestrial curiosity. The cultivation and consumption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in commercial crops have long been the subject of heated debate and diligent scrutiny. However, amidst the whirlwind of discourse around GMOs, one peculiar connection has stalked its way into the limelight: the relationship between GMO corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.
While the study of GMOs usually focuses on yields, pesticide use, or nutrient content, the idea that GMO corn could somehow be linked to an uptick in curiosity about unidentified flying objects sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie. Indeed, this unexpected twist in the tale of GMOs in corn prompts us to delve deeper into the cornfield of statistics, data analysis, and all things extraterrestrial.
So, as we dig into this cornucopia of data, let's peel back the layers of this cornspiracy and see if we can kernel out some kernels of truth from the sea of statistical noise. Are we on the cusp of an astronomical breakthrough, or are we just chasing shadows and statistical phantoms? Let's unleash the power of science and statistics to explore this cosmic cornundrum and boldly grow where no research has grown before.

[[RESULTS]]
The connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' yielded a fascinating revelation. The correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 indicated a strong positive association between these two seemingly unrelated variables. The r-squared value of 0.8789702 further reinforced the robustness of this relationship, explaining approximately 87.9% of the variation in Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' based on GMO corn usage. With a significance level of p < 0.01, the results were statistically significant and not just some statistical fluke from a parallel universe.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually illustrates this cosmic connection, depicting a strikingly linear pattern that seems to defy the laws of earthly statistics. The plot's data points resemble a constellation of UFO sightings, with the trajectory pointing unmistakably toward the influence of GMO corn.
This unexpected correlation between GMO corn and UFO searches may leave one pondering whether a "cornspiracy" of astronomical proportions is afoot. While we cannot leap to intergalactic conclusions based solely on statistical associations, these findings certainly offer food for thought – or perhaps, "food for alien thought."
It is evident that the impact of GMO corn cultivation extends beyond the realm of agriculture, reaching for the stars in a way that few could have predicted. Such peculiar patterns remind us that in the vast universe of research, there are still cosmic secrets waiting to be unearthed, and statistical exploration can lead to some truly out-of-this-world discoveries.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has peeled back the husk of statistical inquiry to expose a surprising connection between GMO use in corn and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. The robust correlation coefficient and r-squared value indicate a relationship that is truly otherworldly, defying the conventional gravitational pull of statistical norms.

The implications of these findings are certainly cornfounding. Could it be that GMO corn has sown the seeds of extraterrestrial intrigue, sparking a cosmic curiosity in the digital cosmos? Perhaps aliens are simply searching for some out-of-this-world cornbread recipes. Or maybe there's a maize-meltingly good UFO sighting at the heart of corn country. It's a-maize-ing to think about!

While the precise mechanism linking GMO corn to UFO searches remains shrouded in mystery, our statistical tentacles have reached into the interstellar abyss of correlation and pulled out an intriguing nugget. There is undoubtedly a kernel of truth to this GMO-corn and UFO connection.

However, it is our firm conclusion that further research in this area is not needed. The time has come to close the lid on this cosmic cornspiracy and allow the universe of research to turn its gaze toward other, less extraterrestrial, phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Agricultural Anomalies Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Agricultural Transparency and Information Research (SATIR)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Uncovering Cornspiracy Theories: The GMO-Corn Connection to Google Searches for 'Report UFO Sighting' with an abstract of This research delves into the extraterrestrial twists and turns of the American corn industry, specifically examining the correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the frequency of Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Our analysis, based on USDA and Google Trends data from 2004 to 2023, revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9375341 and p < 0.01, suggesting a significant relationship that is out of this world. We unpack the implications of this unexpected connection and ponder whether genetically modified corn has sparked a spike in extraterrestrial enthusiasm among the online population. The findings of this study may leave readers feeling…spacey.

ChatGPT:

GMO corn, genetically modified organisms, GMO correlation, GMO corn and UFO, Google searches, report UFO sighting, UFO sightings, correlation coefficient, USDA data, Google Trends, extraterrestrial enthusiasm, online population, genetically modified corn, American corn industry, corn conspiracy theories

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Data details

GMO use in corn
Detailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in United States that is genetically modified to be insect-resistant (Bt), but not herbicide-tolerant (HT)
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn

Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'

Correlation r = 0.9375341 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8789702 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 87.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'report UFO sighting') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn) over the 20 years from 2004 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.09E-9. 0.0000000010948999444568247000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 1.09E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 913,325,464 random variables You don't actually need 913 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.85, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
GMO use in corn (GMO corn %)27262521171716161554433233333
Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' (Rel. search volume)18.666712.416713.259.833339.1666710.416711.83338.166676.55.416673.916675.333333.52.833333.583334.4166744.53.166673.4




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([27,26,25,21,17,17,16,16,15,5,4,4,3,3,2,3,3,3,3,3,])
array_2 = np.array([18.6667,12.4167,13.25,9.83333,9.16667,10.4167,11.8333,8.16667,6.5,5.41667,3.91667,5.33333,3.5,2.83333,3.58333,4.41667,4,4.5,3.16667,3.4,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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