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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is US Tree Nut Consumption per Person and the second variable is Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos.  The chart goes from 2011 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As people developed a taste for tree nuts, they became more nimble-fingered from all that shelling, leading to an uptick in typing speed and the ability to leave comments faster. Plus, the overall nuttiness of the situation just cracked everyone up, prompting them to engage more with Mark Rober's videos.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a comic book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s. Depict a scene in which a group of people gather in a lush nut-laden forest, eagerly shelling almonds, walnuts, and pistachios. They are engaged with their smartphones, typing comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. Laughter and chatter fill the air, as the nutty activities prompt vibrant interactions and heightened engagement with the videos. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: US Tree Nut Consumption per Person and Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Cybernetic art A photo-realistic image Cubism A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both US Tree Nut Consumption per Person and Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos, in the following situation: As people developed a taste for tree nuts, they became more nimble-fingered from all that shelling, leading to an uptick in typing speed and the ability to leave comments faster. Plus, the overall nuttiness of the situation just cracked everyone up, prompting them to engage more with Mark Rober's videos.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Amidst a backdrop of lush trees laden with nuts, a group of people is gathered around with handfuls of almonds, walnuts, and pistachios, eagerly shelling them. As their nimble fingers work swiftly, they are also seen engaging with their smartphones, typing away comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. There is an air of joviality as laughter and chatter fill the air, with the nutty activities prompting vibrant interactions and heightened engagement with Mark Rober's videos.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: Amidst a backdrop of lush trees laden with nuts, a group of people is gathered around with handfuls of almonds, walnuts, and pistachios, eagerly shelling them. As their nimble fingers work swiftly, they are also seen engaging with their smartphones, typing away comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. There is an air of joviality as laughter and chatter fill the air, with the nutty activities prompting vibrant interactions and heightened engagement with Mark Rober's videos. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a comic book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s. Depict a scene in which a group of people gather in a lush nut-laden forest, eagerly shelling almonds, walnuts, and pistachios. They are engaged with their smartphones, typing comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. Laughter and chatter fill the air, as the nutty activities prompt vibrant interactions and heightened engagement with the videos.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in US Tree Nut Consumption per Person caused Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments

The Nutty Review

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US Tree Nut Consumption per Person and Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from Statista and YouTube to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and p < 0.01 for 2011 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper dives into the somewhat nutty-but-true relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. The data from Statista and YouTube were cracked open and analyzed to unearth any correlations between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Surprisingly, a strong positive relationship was discovered, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. The findings bring a new meaning to the phrase "going nuts," revealing that as the consumption of tree nuts increases, so does the peanut gallery of comments on Mark Rober's videos. This study opens the shell on an unexpected connection and invites further investigation into the whimsical world of nutty internet trends.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US Tree Nut Consumption per Person and Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper dives into the somewhat nutty-but-true relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. The data from Statista and YouTube were cracked open and analyzed to unearth any correlations between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Surprisingly, a strong positive relationship was discovered, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. The findings bring a new meaning to the phrase "going nuts," revealing that as the consumption of tree nuts increases, so does the peanut gallery of comments on Mark Rober's videos. This study opens the shell on an unexpected connection and invites further investigation into the whimsical world of nutty internet trends.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena often leads to surprising discoveries, much like finding a pistachio shell in a bag of almonds. In this study, we delve into the curious connection between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. While one may initially think this relationship is as far-fetched as a walnut falling on Newton's head, our analysis reveals a remarkably strong positive correlation between these two variables.

As the saying goes, "It's all fun and games until someone brings up statistics at the dinner table," but this study will show that statistics can indeed be nutty and entertaining. Our data analysis, drawn from both the nut industry and the social media sphere, sheds light on a linkage that, at first glance, seems as unlikely as finding a cashew in a bowl of mixed nuts. Nevertheless, our findings indicate a robust relationship between US tree nut consumption and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos, demonstrating that there may be more to this connection than meets the eye.

The world of statistics can often be as baffling as a peanut trying to crack itself. Yet, by harnessing the power of data and analysis, we aim not only to peel back the layers of this unexpected correlation but also to invoke a sense of amusement and curiosity in our readers. This study contributes to the whimsical world of unanticipated connections and invites further exploration into the peculiarity of nutty internet trends.

So, grab your favorite bag of mixed nuts, buckle up for an enlightening statistical rollercoaster, and let's embark on this journey to uncover the surprising link between tree nuts and Mark Rober's YouTube comments. As we peel back the layers of this pecan-puzzling mystery, we hope to keep you entertained and nutified with our findings. Let's crack open this nutty investigation and see what surprising kernels of truth await us!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US Tree Nut Consumption per Person and Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper dives into the somewhat nutty-but-true relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. The data from Statista and YouTube were cracked open and analyzed to unearth any correlations between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Surprisingly, a strong positive relationship was discovered, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. The findings bring a new meaning to the phrase "going nuts," revealing that as the consumption of tree nuts increases, so does the peanut gallery of comments on Mark Rober's videos. This study opens the shell on an unexpected connection and invites further investigation into the whimsical world of nutty internet trends.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena often leads to surprising discoveries, much like finding a pistachio shell in a bag of almonds. In this study, we delve into the curious connection between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. While one may initially think this relationship is as far-fetched as a walnut falling on Newton's head, our analysis reveals a remarkably strong positive correlation between these two variables.
As the saying goes, "It's all fun and games until someone brings up statistics at the dinner table," but this study will show that statistics can indeed be nutty and entertaining. Our data analysis, drawn from both the nut industry and the social media sphere, sheds light on a linkage that, at first glance, seems as unlikely as finding a cashew in a bowl of mixed nuts. Nevertheless, our findings indicate a robust relationship between US tree nut consumption and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos, demonstrating that there may be more to this connection than meets the eye.
The world of statistics can often be as baffling as a peanut trying to crack itself. Yet, by harnessing the power of data and analysis, we aim not only to peel back the layers of this unexpected correlation but also to invoke a sense of amusement and curiosity in our readers. This study contributes to the whimsical world of unanticipated connections and invites further exploration into the peculiarity of nutty internet trends.
So, grab your favorite bag of mixed nuts, buckle up for an enlightening statistical rollercoaster, and let's embark on this journey to uncover the surprising link between tree nuts and Mark Rober's YouTube comments. As we peel back the layers of this pecan-puzzling mystery, we hope to keep you entertained and nutified with our findings. Let's crack open this nutty investigation and see what surprising kernels of truth await us!

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al." the authors find that US tree nut consumption has been on the rise in recent years, with almonds, walnuts, and cashews leading the pack. The health benefits of tree nuts, including their high protein and healthy fat content, have propelled them into the spotlight of the health food industry. This increase in tree nut popularity has not escaped the notice of social media influencers, such as Mark Rober, whose YouTube channel boasts an impressive following.

As we dive deeper into the peculiar correlation between US tree nut consumption per person and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos, we cannot help but ponder the enigma of this unexpected connection. It's like stumbling upon a chestnut rolling down an unexpected slope, catching us by surprise with its sheer unexpectedness. Who would have thought that the crunch of a nut and the click of a comment could be entwined in such a quirky dance of statistical significance?

Moving beyond the traditional academic literature, we take a whimsical detour into the world of non-fiction books on nut cultivation, such as "The Almond: The Sexual Life of a Tree Nut" by Judith M. Taylor and "Walnuts and Democracy: How Nutty Policies Can Break the Shell of Governance" by Adam J. Goldstein. While these books provide valuable insights into the world of tree nuts, they do not directly address their correlation with digital commentary.

Adding a twist of fictional intrigue, we consider the potential impact of books with titles that could be related, such as "The Nutshell Library" by Maurice Sendak and "The Cashew Conundrum" by Agatha Christie. While these titles may not contribute directly to the academic discourse, they ignite the imagination and remind us of the unexpected places where nuts and humor intersect.

And in the realm of social media, our perusal of platforms beyond traditional research sources has led us to some unexpectedly humorous connections. Through casual scrolling on Twitter, we stumbled upon a user comment that likened the surge of tree nut consumption to a viral YouTube challenge, suggesting that cracking open a walnut is just as satisfying as cracking a pun in the comment section.

With this lighthearted and somewhat nutty exploration of academic, non-fiction, and social media sources, we pave the way for a more comprehensive understanding of the inherently entertaining correlation between US tree nut consumption and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. Let's delve further into this whimsical landscape and continue to crack open the shell of this unexpected connection.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US Tree Nut Consumption per Person and Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Statista and YouTube . You used data from 2011 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper dives into the somewhat nutty-but-true relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. The data from Statista and YouTube were cracked open and analyzed to unearth any correlations between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Surprisingly, a strong positive relationship was discovered, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. The findings bring a new meaning to the phrase "going nuts," revealing that as the consumption of tree nuts increases, so does the peanut gallery of comments on Mark Rober's videos. This study opens the shell on an unexpected connection and invites further investigation into the whimsical world of nutty internet trends.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena often leads to surprising discoveries, much like finding a pistachio shell in a bag of almonds. In this study, we delve into the curious connection between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. While one may initially think this relationship is as far-fetched as a walnut falling on Newton's head, our analysis reveals a remarkably strong positive correlation between these two variables.
As the saying goes, "It's all fun and games until someone brings up statistics at the dinner table," but this study will show that statistics can indeed be nutty and entertaining. Our data analysis, drawn from both the nut industry and the social media sphere, sheds light on a linkage that, at first glance, seems as unlikely as finding a cashew in a bowl of mixed nuts. Nevertheless, our findings indicate a robust relationship between US tree nut consumption and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos, demonstrating that there may be more to this connection than meets the eye.
The world of statistics can often be as baffling as a peanut trying to crack itself. Yet, by harnessing the power of data and analysis, we aim not only to peel back the layers of this unexpected correlation but also to invoke a sense of amusement and curiosity in our readers. This study contributes to the whimsical world of unanticipated connections and invites further exploration into the peculiarity of nutty internet trends.
So, grab your favorite bag of mixed nuts, buckle up for an enlightening statistical rollercoaster, and let's embark on this journey to uncover the surprising link between tree nuts and Mark Rober's YouTube comments. As we peel back the layers of this pecan-puzzling mystery, we hope to keep you entertained and nutified with our findings. Let's crack open this nutty investigation and see what surprising kernels of truth await us!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOY]]

To crack open the nutty relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos, we embarked on a zany data collection and analysis adventure that was as unpredictable as an acorn randomly falling from a tree. Our research team scurried across the vast expanse of the internet, donning our virtual detective hats and diving deep into the digital forest, with Statista and YouTube serving as our trusty compasses.

Firstly, we gathered consumption data on almonds, walnuts, pecans, hazelnuts, and cashews from Statista, meticulously plucking information from the years 2011 to 2021. With these nutty numbers in hand, we then shifted our focus to the realm of online interactions, harvesting the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos over the same time period. As we sifted through the comment sections, we couldn't help but marvel at the colorful array of sentiments, opinions, and puns, resembling a veritable forest of textual foliage.

In order to leap headfirst into the statistical underbrush, we performed a comprehensive analysis of the collected data. Utilizing advanced statistical software, we crunched the numbers like a squirrel cracking open a stash of hidden acorns. We computed the Pearson correlation coefficient to quantify the relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total comments on Mark Rober's videos. Our analysis also involved conducting a rigorous regression analysis to delve into the predictive power of nut consumption on YouTube comments, as we sought to uncover the nuts and bolts of this intriguing association.

As with any expedition into uncharted statistical territory, we encountered a few unexpected pitfalls and brambles along the way. However, with a dash of ingenuity and a sprinkle of statistical magic, we ultimately emerged with a robust understanding of the striking link between tree nuts and online engagement.

In the next section, we will unveil the nutty fruits of our labor, providing a scrumptious feast of statistical findings that are sure to crack a smile on even the most serious of academic visages. So, dear reader, prepare to have your statistical taste buds tingled and your sense of curiosity tantalized, for the nutty adventure has only just begun!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US Tree Nut Consumption per Person and Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Statista and YouTube .

For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9693591, r-squared of 0.9396570, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper dives into the somewhat nutty-but-true relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. The data from Statista and YouTube were cracked open and analyzed to unearth any correlations between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Surprisingly, a strong positive relationship was discovered, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. The findings bring a new meaning to the phrase "going nuts," revealing that as the consumption of tree nuts increases, so does the peanut gallery of comments on Mark Rober's videos. This study opens the shell on an unexpected connection and invites further investigation into the whimsical world of nutty internet trends.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena often leads to surprising discoveries, much like finding a pistachio shell in a bag of almonds. In this study, we delve into the curious connection between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. While one may initially think this relationship is as far-fetched as a walnut falling on Newton's head, our analysis reveals a remarkably strong positive correlation between these two variables.
As the saying goes, "It's all fun and games until someone brings up statistics at the dinner table," but this study will show that statistics can indeed be nutty and entertaining. Our data analysis, drawn from both the nut industry and the social media sphere, sheds light on a linkage that, at first glance, seems as unlikely as finding a cashew in a bowl of mixed nuts. Nevertheless, our findings indicate a robust relationship between US tree nut consumption and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos, demonstrating that there may be more to this connection than meets the eye.
The world of statistics can often be as baffling as a peanut trying to crack itself. Yet, by harnessing the power of data and analysis, we aim not only to peel back the layers of this unexpected correlation but also to invoke a sense of amusement and curiosity in our readers. This study contributes to the whimsical world of unanticipated connections and invites further exploration into the peculiarity of nutty internet trends.
So, grab your favorite bag of mixed nuts, buckle up for an enlightening statistical rollercoaster, and let's embark on this journey to uncover the surprising link between tree nuts and Mark Rober's YouTube comments. As we peel back the layers of this pecan-puzzling mystery, we hope to keep you entertained and nutified with our findings. Let's crack open this nutty investigation and see what surprising kernels of truth await us!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and an r-squared value of 0.9396570 for the period 2011 to 2021, the relationship between these two variables is as clear as the difference between an almond and a cashew – which is to say, still a little nutty, but undeniably there.

The strong association observed in our study raises the question: Are tree nut enthusiasts also avid consumers of scientific and engineering marvels, or are Mark Rober's fans simply nutty about nuts? While we can't crack this nut of a question with certainty, the data unquestionably points to a robust connection between these seemingly dissimilar domains.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the strong positive relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. The data points cling to the trendline as tenaciously as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich – a fitting visual representation of the tight bond uncovered in our analysis.

This discovery invites a whimsical reimagining of what it means to go "nuts" in the digital age, where a surge in tree nut consumption appears to coincide with a proliferating sea of comments on Mark Rober's transformative and entertaining content. Further investigation into the underlying mechanisms driving this correlation promises to uncover layers of complexity as intriguing as the layers within a hazelnut.

In summary, our findings provide a novel perspective on the intersection of tree nut consumption and digital engagement, propelling us into a realm where statistical relationships can be as surprising and delightful as unearthing a whole almond in a bag of cashews. This study serves as a delightful reminder that the quest for knowledge can be as playful as cracking open a nut, and as enlightening as understanding the subtle nuances of internet trends.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US Tree Nut Consumption per Person and Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper dives into the somewhat nutty-but-true relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. The data from Statista and YouTube were cracked open and analyzed to unearth any correlations between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Surprisingly, a strong positive relationship was discovered, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. The findings bring a new meaning to the phrase "going nuts," revealing that as the consumption of tree nuts increases, so does the peanut gallery of comments on Mark Rober's videos. This study opens the shell on an unexpected connection and invites further investigation into the whimsical world of nutty internet trends.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al." the authors find that US tree nut consumption has been on the rise in recent years, with almonds, walnuts, and cashews leading the pack. The health benefits of tree nuts, including their high protein and healthy fat content, have propelled them into the spotlight of the health food industry. This increase in tree nut popularity has not escaped the notice of social media influencers, such as Mark Rober, whose YouTube channel boasts an impressive following.
As we dive deeper into the peculiar correlation between US tree nut consumption per person and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos, we cannot help but ponder the enigma of this unexpected connection. It's like stumbling upon a chestnut rolling down an unexpected slope, catching us by surprise with its sheer unexpectedness. Who would have thought that the crunch of a nut and the click of a comment could be entwined in such a quirky dance of statistical significance?
Moving beyond the traditional academic literature, we take a whimsical detour into the world of non-fiction books on nut cultivation, such as "The Almond: The Sexual Life of a Tree Nut" by Judith M. Taylor and "Walnuts and Democracy: How Nutty Policies Can Break the Shell of Governance" by Adam J. Goldstein. While these books provide valuable insights into the world of tree nuts, they do not directly address their correlation with digital commentary.
Adding a twist of fictional intrigue, we consider the potential impact of books with titles that could be related, such as "The Nutshell Library" by Maurice Sendak and "The Cashew Conundrum" by Agatha Christie. While these titles may not contribute directly to the academic discourse, they ignite the imagination and remind us of the unexpected places where nuts and humor intersect.
And in the realm of social media, our perusal of platforms beyond traditional research sources has led us to some unexpectedly humorous connections. Through casual scrolling on Twitter, we stumbled upon a user comment that likened the surge of tree nut consumption to a viral YouTube challenge, suggesting that cracking open a walnut is just as satisfying as cracking a pun in the comment section.
With this lighthearted and somewhat nutty exploration of academic, non-fiction, and social media sources, we pave the way for a more comprehensive understanding of the inherently entertaining correlation between US tree nut consumption and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. Let's delve further into this whimsical landscape and continue to crack open the shell of this unexpected connection.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and an r-squared value of 0.9396570 for the period 2011 to 2021, the relationship between these two variables is as clear as the difference between an almond and a cashew – which is to say, still a little nutty, but undeniably there.
The strong association observed in our study raises the question: Are tree nut enthusiasts also avid consumers of scientific and engineering marvels, or are Mark Rober's fans simply nutty about nuts? While we can't crack this nut of a question with certainty, the data unquestionably points to a robust connection between these seemingly dissimilar domains.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the strong positive relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. The data points cling to the trendline as tenaciously as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich – a fitting visual representation of the tight bond uncovered in our analysis.
This discovery invites a whimsical reimagining of what it means to go "nuts" in the digital age, where a surge in tree nut consumption appears to coincide with a proliferating sea of comments on Mark Rober's transformative and entertaining content. Further investigation into the underlying mechanisms driving this correlation promises to uncover layers of complexity as intriguing as the layers within a hazelnut.
In summary, our findings provide a novel perspective on the intersection of tree nut consumption and digital engagement, propelling us into a realm where statistical relationships can be as surprising and delightful as unearthing a whole almond in a bag of cashews. This study serves as a delightful reminder that the quest for knowledge can be as playful as cracking open a nut, and as enlightening as understanding the subtle nuances of internet trends.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The striking correlation between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos unravels a whimsical web of statistical significance. Our findings align with the growing body of literature on the surge in tree nut popularity, shedding light on the unexpectedly nutty relationship between dietary habits and digital engagement.

As we harken back to the literature review, the nutty-but-true findings of "Smith et al." are reinforced by our study, showcasing the upward trajectory of tree nut consumption in the US. This increase in nut munching mirrors the juggernaut rise of comments on Mark Rober's eclectic videos, substantiating the notion that as nuts take center stage on the dietary front, they also become a centerpiece of digital banter. It's like the almonds, walnuts, and cashews are not just reigning supreme on snack plates, they are also dishing out the comment-worthy entertainment.

Moving beyond the traditional academic literature, our lighthearted detour into nut-themed non-fiction books and whimsical titles yields unexpected validation. While these sources might seem like the nutty squirrel jumping from branch to branch, they inadvertently lend legitimacy to the resonating theme of nut-related trends transcending realms - from agriculture to social media to the comment section of Mark Rober's YouTube channel.

The robust correlation coefficient and r-squared value echo the resounding impact of US tree nut consumption on the comment count of Mark Rober's videos. This statistical relationship is as solid as a nutcracker breaking open a tough shell, leaving little room for skepticism - although it surely provides ample fodder for nut-fueled humor. Our results crack open a nut of a question, hinting at a delightful dance between nut enthusiasts and fans of transformative scientific pursuits. It's as if the world of tree nuts and the realm of digital content are engaged in a merry dance of statistical significance, tapping their feet to the beat of statistical harmony.

The visually compelling scatterplot adds a touch of whimsy to our findings, portraying the tight bond between tree nut consumption and YouTube comments as tenaciously as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich - a visual symphony of statistical unity. This unexpected correlation invites us to reimagine the digital landscape, where the proliferation of comments is as closely tied to the surge in nut consumption as the layers within a hazelnut are intertwined.

In essence, our research peels back the layers of statistical mystery, revealing a more delightful and spirited narrative of how seemingly unrelated phenomena can clasp hands, much like a pistachio does around its shell. This study stands as a playful testament to the entertaining intricacies of statistical relationships, adding a delightful dash of humor to the typically serious domain of academic research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US Tree Nut Consumption per Person and Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper dives into the somewhat nutty-but-true relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. The data from Statista and YouTube were cracked open and analyzed to unearth any correlations between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Surprisingly, a strong positive relationship was discovered, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. The findings bring a new meaning to the phrase "going nuts," revealing that as the consumption of tree nuts increases, so does the peanut gallery of comments on Mark Rober's videos. This study opens the shell on an unexpected connection and invites further investigation into the whimsical world of nutty internet trends.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena often leads to surprising discoveries, much like finding a pistachio shell in a bag of almonds. In this study, we delve into the curious connection between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. While one may initially think this relationship is as far-fetched as a walnut falling on Newton's head, our analysis reveals a remarkably strong positive correlation between these two variables.
As the saying goes, "It's all fun and games until someone brings up statistics at the dinner table," but this study will show that statistics can indeed be nutty and entertaining. Our data analysis, drawn from both the nut industry and the social media sphere, sheds light on a linkage that, at first glance, seems as unlikely as finding a cashew in a bowl of mixed nuts. Nevertheless, our findings indicate a robust relationship between US tree nut consumption and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos, demonstrating that there may be more to this connection than meets the eye.
The world of statistics can often be as baffling as a peanut trying to crack itself. Yet, by harnessing the power of data and analysis, we aim not only to peel back the layers of this unexpected correlation but also to invoke a sense of amusement and curiosity in our readers. This study contributes to the whimsical world of unanticipated connections and invites further exploration into the peculiarity of nutty internet trends.
So, grab your favorite bag of mixed nuts, buckle up for an enlightening statistical rollercoaster, and let's embark on this journey to uncover the surprising link between tree nuts and Mark Rober's YouTube comments. As we peel back the layers of this pecan-puzzling mystery, we hope to keep you entertained and nutified with our findings. Let's crack open this nutty investigation and see what surprising kernels of truth await us!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and an r-squared value of 0.9396570 for the period 2011 to 2021, the relationship between these two variables is as clear as the difference between an almond and a cashew – which is to say, still a little nutty, but undeniably there.
The strong association observed in our study raises the question: Are tree nut enthusiasts also avid consumers of scientific and engineering marvels, or are Mark Rober's fans simply nutty about nuts? While we can't crack this nut of a question with certainty, the data unquestionably points to a robust connection between these seemingly dissimilar domains.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the strong positive relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. The data points cling to the trendline as tenaciously as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich – a fitting visual representation of the tight bond uncovered in our analysis.
This discovery invites a whimsical reimagining of what it means to go "nuts" in the digital age, where a surge in tree nut consumption appears to coincide with a proliferating sea of comments on Mark Rober's transformative and entertaining content. Further investigation into the underlying mechanisms driving this correlation promises to uncover layers of complexity as intriguing as the layers within a hazelnut.
In summary, our findings provide a novel perspective on the intersection of tree nut consumption and digital engagement, propelling us into a realm where statistical relationships can be as surprising and delightful as unearthing a whole almond in a bag of cashews. This study serves as a delightful reminder that the quest for knowledge can be as playful as cracking open a nut, and as enlightening as understanding the subtle nuances of internet trends.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, this study has peeled back the layers of the nutty relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos, revealing a correlation as strong as a well-built pistachio shell. Our findings suggest that as tree nut consumption increases, so does the engagement with Mark Rober's captivating content, leaving us to wonder if his fans are simply nutty about nuts or if nut enthusiasts are also avid followers of scientific and engineering marvels.

The robust connection uncovered in this study has surely cracked open some punny possibilities, demonstrating that statistical relationships can be as light-hearted and delightful as cracking open a walnut. This unexpected correlation serves as a whimsical reminder that the pursuit of knowledge can be as entertaining as uncovering a surprise almond in a bag of mixed nuts.

The scatterplot showcases the tight bond between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, clinging to the trendline as if they were glued together with almond butter. This discovery gives us a new perspective on what it means to go "nuts" in the digital age, where a surge in tree nut consumption coincides with a proliferating sea of comments on Mark Rober's transformative and entertaining content.

In light of these nutty revelations, we posit that no more research is needed in this area, leaving us with a firm understanding of the surprising correlation between tree nuts and YouTube engagement. While this study has certainly been a-peeling, it's time to shell-abrate our findings and crack on to new nut-orious inquiries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Nutty Review


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Nutty Research and Comment Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled From Almonds to Zany Comments: Exploring the Link between US Tree Nut Consumption and Mark Rober's YouTube Comments with an abstract of This research paper dives into the somewhat nutty-but-true relationship between US tree nut consumption per person and the total number of comments on Mark Rober's YouTube videos. The data from Statista and YouTube were cracked open and analyzed to unearth any correlations between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Surprisingly, a strong positive relationship was discovered, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9693591 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021. The findings bring a new meaning to the phrase "going nuts," revealing that as the consumption of tree nuts increases, so does the peanut gallery of comments on Mark Rober's videos. This study opens the shell on an unexpected connection and invites further investigation into the whimsical world of nutty internet trends.

ChatGPT:

US tree nut consumption, Mark Rober, YouTube comments, correlation, Statista data, YouTube data, correlation coefficient, nut consumption and internet trends

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Data details

US Tree Nut Consumption per Person
Source: Statista
See what else correlates with US Tree Nut Consumption per Person

Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos
Detailed data title: Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos.
Source: YouTube
See what else correlates with Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos

Correlation r = 0.9693591 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9396570 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 94% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., US Tree Nut Consumption per Person) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 8.6E-7. 0.0000008641913106924226000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 8.6E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,157,151 random variables You don't actually need 1 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.88, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
US Tree Nut Consumption per Person (Pounds)3.794.1844.074.064.855.045.25.435.735.65
Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos (Total comments)730724261239632779659630179789232775367359409199578855577037




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([3.79,4.18,4,4.07,4.06,4.85,5.04,5.2,5.43,5.73,5.65,])
array_2 = np.array([7307,24261,23963,27796,59630,179789,232775,367359,409199,578855,577037,])
array_1_name = "US Tree Nut Consumption per Person"
array_2_name = "Total comments on Mark Rober YouTube videos"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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