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Fewer people naming their kids Corey means there are fewer Coreys around to joyride in cars. It's a simple case of correlation with car stealing Corey's! Who would have thought that baby names could have such a big impact on crime rates?Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars', and depicts a bustling New York City neighborhood. A row of parked cars lines the street, with a shiny red sports car standing out prominently. A group of people can be seen gathering around the sports car excitedly, taking photos and admiring its sleek design. In the background, a shadowy figure lurks near the cars, appearing to be looking for an opportunity to break in and steal. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Corey and Motor vehicle thefts in New York. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: inspired by bauhaus A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s Futuristic An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Minimalism
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Corey and Motor vehicle thefts in New York together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling New York City neighborhood, a row of parked cars lines the street. Among them, a shiny red sports car stands out, as a group of people gather around it excitedly, taking photos and admiring its sleek design. However, in the background, a shadowy figure lurks near the cars, looking for an opportunity to break in and steal.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling New York City neighborhood, a row of parked cars lines the street. Among them, a shiny red sports car stands out, as a group of people gather around it excitedly, taking photos and admiring its sleek design. However, in the background, a shadowy figure lurks near the cars, looking for an opportunity to break in and steal. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars', and depicts a bustling New York City neighborhood. A row of parked cars lines the street, with a shiny red sports car standing out prominently. A group of people can be seen gathering around the sports car excitedly, taking photos and admiring its sleek design. In the background, a shadowy figure lurks near the cars, appearing to be looking for an opportunity to break in and steal.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Corey caused Motor vehicle thefts in New York to decrease.
AI academic paper
Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus The Journal of Criminal Vehicular Studies Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Motor vehicle thefts in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.
Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study endeavors to investigate the correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. The analysis was conducted using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, covering the time period from 1985 to 2022. Leveraging robust statistical methods, the research team identified a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 and statistical significance at p < 0.01, shedding light on this intriguing phenomenon.
Our findings indicate a remarkably strong positive association between the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in New York. Astonishingly, as the frequency of the name "Corey" rose, so did the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. It seems that the introduction of the name "Corey" into social circles has inadvertently driven up the theft rates, lending new meaning to the term "car(n)ame" phenomenon.
The implications of these results may prompt further inquiry into the potential influence of popular names on criminal activities, particularly in the domain of vehicular theft. This study, although lighthearted in nature, underscores the significance of unexpected factors in shaping societal phenomena, including the correlation of seemingly unrelated variables in the social fabric. In summary, this research presents a compelling case for the recognition of the "Corey" variable in evaluating and addressing motor vehicle theft trends, and serves as a timely reminder that sometimes, correlation can truly be a case of "car-mic retribution".
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Motor vehicle thefts in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study endeavors to investigate the correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. The analysis was conducted using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, covering the time period from 1985 to 2022. Leveraging robust statistical methods, the research team identified a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 and statistical significance at p < 0.01, shedding light on this intriguing phenomenon.
Our findings indicate a remarkably strong positive association between the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in New York. Astonishingly, as the frequency of the name "Corey" rose, so did the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. It seems that the introduction of the name "Corey" into social circles has inadvertently driven up the theft rates, lending new meaning to the term "car(n)ame" phenomenon.
The implications of these results may prompt further inquiry into the potential influence of popular names on criminal activities, particularly in the domain of vehicular theft. This study, although lighthearted in nature, underscores the significance of unexpected factors in shaping societal phenomena, including the correlation of seemingly unrelated variables in the social fabric. In summary, this research presents a compelling case for the recognition of the "Corey" variable in evaluating and addressing motor vehicle theft trends, and serves as a timely reminder that sometimes, correlation can truly be a case of "car-mic retribution".
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The connection between one's name and various life outcomes has long been an area of curiosity and occasional ribbing. But beyond the playground taunts and nudges, there lies a curious realm of inquiry into how something as seemingly innocuous as a name might be correlated with significant societal phenomena. This study delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. It aims to "drive" home the point that monikers might exert unforeseen influences on criminal activities.
It might seem like we're "car-naming" it a bit too much, but as the saying goes, "where there's a wheel, there's a way." In exploring this peculiar correlation, we tread the fine line between whimsy and academic rigor, seeking to unravel the mystery of the "Corey" variable and its impact on motor vehicle theft trends in the Empire State.
At first glance, the notion that the popularity of a given name could be linked to criminal behaviors might sound like a classic case of "auto"-suggestion. However, as the data unfurls, it becomes evident that the "Corey" factor has a "wheel-y" significant effect on the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This leads us to wonder: Is there some sort of "car-mic retribution" at play, or are we simply witnessing the serendipitous alignment of statistical anomalies?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Motor vehicle thefts in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study endeavors to investigate the correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. The analysis was conducted using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, covering the time period from 1985 to 2022. Leveraging robust statistical methods, the research team identified a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 and statistical significance at p < 0.01, shedding light on this intriguing phenomenon.
Our findings indicate a remarkably strong positive association between the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in New York. Astonishingly, as the frequency of the name "Corey" rose, so did the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. It seems that the introduction of the name "Corey" into social circles has inadvertently driven up the theft rates, lending new meaning to the term "car(n)ame" phenomenon.
The implications of these results may prompt further inquiry into the potential influence of popular names on criminal activities, particularly in the domain of vehicular theft. This study, although lighthearted in nature, underscores the significance of unexpected factors in shaping societal phenomena, including the correlation of seemingly unrelated variables in the social fabric. In summary, this research presents a compelling case for the recognition of the "Corey" variable in evaluating and addressing motor vehicle theft trends, and serves as a timely reminder that sometimes, correlation can truly be a case of "car-mic retribution".
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The connection between one's name and various life outcomes has long been an area of curiosity and occasional ribbing. But beyond the playground taunts and nudges, there lies a curious realm of inquiry into how something as seemingly innocuous as a name might be correlated with significant societal phenomena. This study delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. It aims to "drive" home the point that monikers might exert unforeseen influences on criminal activities.
It might seem like we're "car-naming" it a bit too much, but as the saying goes, "where there's a wheel, there's a way." In exploring this peculiar correlation, we tread the fine line between whimsy and academic rigor, seeking to unravel the mystery of the "Corey" variable and its impact on motor vehicle theft trends in the Empire State.
At first glance, the notion that the popularity of a given name could be linked to criminal behaviors might sound like a classic case of "auto"-suggestion. However, as the data unfurls, it becomes evident that the "Corey" factor has a "wheel-y" significant effect on the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This leads us to wonder: Is there some sort of "car-mic retribution" at play, or are we simply witnessing the serendipitous alignment of statistical anomalies?
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Various empirical studies have explored the relationship between names and social phenomena, shedding light on the potential influence of nomenclature on diverse aspects of human behavior. In "The Power of Names," Smith et al. delve into the psychological and sociological implications of naming conventions, unveiling the subtle yet profound impact of names on individuals' experiences and interactions within society.
It is remarkable to note that the phenomenon of "Car-mic Retribution" as it pertains to the name "Corey" has been largely unexplored in the academic literature. The present study seeks to address this gap by examining the association between the prevalence of the name "Corey" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. Leveraging data spanning nearly four decades, this research aims to uncover the underlying mechanisms driving the "Corey" variable in relation to vehicular theft trends.
In "Nameonomics: The Economics of Naming," Doe and Jones offer a comprehensive framework for understanding the socioeconomic implications of names, positing that names can potentially influence various economic and social outcomes. This foundational work underscores the multidimensional impact of names on societal dynamics, laying the groundwork for further exploration into the "Corey" phenomenon and its ramifications in the context of motor vehicle theft.
Moving beyond the world of academic research, the literary landscape provides intriguing insights into the potential interplay between names and societal phenomena. Works such as "The Name Effect" by Lorem Ipsum delve into the intriguing nuances of names and their unexpected repercussions on human actions and experiences. As we delve into the realm of names and their societal implications, it is crucial to consider a diverse array of sources that offer unique perspectives on this complex interrelationship.
In the world of fiction, several works have playfully toyed with the notion of names and their potential impact on human behavior. Books such as "The Name Game" by A. Novel and "Name It and Claim It" by Pseudonym explore the whimsical and at times uncanny connections between names and consequential events, offering imaginative narratives that blur the boundaries between reality and myth.
Reaching beyond traditional literature, the realm of popular culture provides a wealth of anecdotal evidence and playful musings on the correlation between names and societal phenomena. In the animated series "Name-ical Adventures," characters embark on whimsical quests to unravel the mysteries of names and their effects on everyday occurrences, weaving entertaining tales that captivate audiences of all ages.
As we embark on this inquiry into the "Corey" factor and its relationship to motor vehicle thefts, it is essential to approach the investigation with a spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness, recognizing the potential for unexpected discoveries and perhaps a "car-tastically" surprising twist in the narrative of names and societal influences.
In conclusion, the literature surrounding the interplay of names and societal phenomena offers a rich tapestry of insights that informs our exploration of the "Corey" variable and its implications for motor vehicle theft trends. With each page turned and each data point analyzed, we move closer to unraveling the enigmatic connection between the name "Corey" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts, all while keeping our wits about us and perhaps a dad joke or two up our sleeves.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Motor vehicle thefts in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study endeavors to investigate the correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. The analysis was conducted using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, covering the time period from 1985 to 2022. Leveraging robust statistical methods, the research team identified a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 and statistical significance at p < 0.01, shedding light on this intriguing phenomenon.
Our findings indicate a remarkably strong positive association between the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in New York. Astonishingly, as the frequency of the name "Corey" rose, so did the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. It seems that the introduction of the name "Corey" into social circles has inadvertently driven up the theft rates, lending new meaning to the term "car(n)ame" phenomenon.
The implications of these results may prompt further inquiry into the potential influence of popular names on criminal activities, particularly in the domain of vehicular theft. This study, although lighthearted in nature, underscores the significance of unexpected factors in shaping societal phenomena, including the correlation of seemingly unrelated variables in the social fabric. In summary, this research presents a compelling case for the recognition of the "Corey" variable in evaluating and addressing motor vehicle theft trends, and serves as a timely reminder that sometimes, correlation can truly be a case of "car-mic retribution".
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The connection between one's name and various life outcomes has long been an area of curiosity and occasional ribbing. But beyond the playground taunts and nudges, there lies a curious realm of inquiry into how something as seemingly innocuous as a name might be correlated with significant societal phenomena. This study delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. It aims to "drive" home the point that monikers might exert unforeseen influences on criminal activities.
It might seem like we're "car-naming" it a bit too much, but as the saying goes, "where there's a wheel, there's a way." In exploring this peculiar correlation, we tread the fine line between whimsy and academic rigor, seeking to unravel the mystery of the "Corey" variable and its impact on motor vehicle theft trends in the Empire State.
At first glance, the notion that the popularity of a given name could be linked to criminal behaviors might sound like a classic case of "auto"-suggestion. However, as the data unfurls, it becomes evident that the "Corey" factor has a "wheel-y" significant effect on the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This leads us to wonder: Is there some sort of "car-mic retribution" at play, or are we simply witnessing the serendipitous alignment of statistical anomalies?
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Data Collection:
The primary data sources for this study were the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, which provided information on the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in New York, respectively. The research team painstakingly combed through years of data, navigating the vast expanse of internet resources like intrepid explorers in search of statistical treasure.
Perhaps we experienced our own form of theft during this process - minds pilfered of their tranquility by endless rows of spreadsheets and databases. Our team was frequently heard muttering, "I'm feeling Corey-ed out," as they sorted through the troves of information.
Variable Identification:
Once the data was obtained, the team performed a meticulous scrutiny, assessing the quality and reliability of the datasets. The "Corey" variable was identified based on the frequency of the name in New York, while the motor vehicle theft variable was determined by the number of reported incidents within the state. Simple data entry tasks turned into "Corey"-sponding levels of drudgery, making us wish for carpal-tunnel "re-corey-eration."
Statistical Analysis:
With the datasets in hand, the research team applied a diverse range of statistical methods to examine the relationship between the popularity of the name "Corey" and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. This included establishing correlation coefficients, conducting regression analyses, and generating various graphical representations to encapsulate the findings. As we delved into the statistical intricacies, we couldn't help but appreciate the car-efully crafted nature of our study.
The statistical analyses were carried out with meticulous precision, and the results were peer-reviewed to ensure accuracy and reliability. We left no "Corey"-ner unturned, so to speak, in our quest to unravel the enigma of this unlikely association.
Ethical Considerations:
This study adhered to ethical guidelines in the handling of personal data and ensured the confidentiality and privacy of individuals included in the datasets. In line with our professional standards, we maintained the utmost respect for the integrity and sensitivity of the information under scrutiny. Our dedication to ethical conduct was unwavering, and we remain committed to upholding the highest standards of academic and professional integrity.
In conducting this research, we maintained an unwavering commitment to the pursuit of knowledge, while injecting a touch of humor into our academic endeavors. After all, when exploring the quirky intersection of names and motor vehicle thefts, a little levity can go a long way in driving the point home.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Motor vehicle thefts in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .
For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9832837, r-squared of 0.9668469, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study endeavors to investigate the correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. The analysis was conducted using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, covering the time period from 1985 to 2022. Leveraging robust statistical methods, the research team identified a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 and statistical significance at p < 0.01, shedding light on this intriguing phenomenon.
Our findings indicate a remarkably strong positive association between the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in New York. Astonishingly, as the frequency of the name "Corey" rose, so did the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. It seems that the introduction of the name "Corey" into social circles has inadvertently driven up the theft rates, lending new meaning to the term "car(n)ame" phenomenon.
The implications of these results may prompt further inquiry into the potential influence of popular names on criminal activities, particularly in the domain of vehicular theft. This study, although lighthearted in nature, underscores the significance of unexpected factors in shaping societal phenomena, including the correlation of seemingly unrelated variables in the social fabric. In summary, this research presents a compelling case for the recognition of the "Corey" variable in evaluating and addressing motor vehicle theft trends, and serves as a timely reminder that sometimes, correlation can truly be a case of "car-mic retribution".
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The connection between one's name and various life outcomes has long been an area of curiosity and occasional ribbing. But beyond the playground taunts and nudges, there lies a curious realm of inquiry into how something as seemingly innocuous as a name might be correlated with significant societal phenomena. This study delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. It aims to "drive" home the point that monikers might exert unforeseen influences on criminal activities.
It might seem like we're "car-naming" it a bit too much, but as the saying goes, "where there's a wheel, there's a way." In exploring this peculiar correlation, we tread the fine line between whimsy and academic rigor, seeking to unravel the mystery of the "Corey" variable and its impact on motor vehicle theft trends in the Empire State.
At first glance, the notion that the popularity of a given name could be linked to criminal behaviors might sound like a classic case of "auto"-suggestion. However, as the data unfurls, it becomes evident that the "Corey" factor has a "wheel-y" significant effect on the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This leads us to wonder: Is there some sort of "car-mic retribution" at play, or are we simply witnessing the serendipitous alignment of statistical anomalies?
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in New York. This finding suggests a potential association between the two variables that merits further investigation, much like a good dad joke merits "eye-rolling" from the kids.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 indicates a nearly perfect positive relationship, implying that as the popularity of the name "Corey" increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This association is so strong that it could almost drive a pun-lover to “cory” out more car-related wordplay.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9668469 reflects the degree to which changes in the popularity of the name "Corey" explain the variation in motor vehicle thefts. This suggests that the variable "Corey" is robustly linked to the occurrence of vehicular theft, which is a surprising revelation, much like finding a fully intact "dad joke" book in an old library.
The p-value being less than 0.01 indicates that the correlation is statistically significant, providing strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no relationship between the popularity of the name "Corey" and motor vehicle thefts. This level of significance is as clear as a "Corey" name tag on a car thief.
It is worth noting that the trend depicted by the correlation does not imply causation. However, the robustness of the correlation lends support to the hypothesis that there may be some underlying factors influencing both the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts, making this connection a real “car-nundrum” for further exploration.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Motor vehicle thefts in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study endeavors to investigate the correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. The analysis was conducted using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, covering the time period from 1985 to 2022. Leveraging robust statistical methods, the research team identified a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 and statistical significance at p < 0.01, shedding light on this intriguing phenomenon.
Our findings indicate a remarkably strong positive association between the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in New York. Astonishingly, as the frequency of the name "Corey" rose, so did the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. It seems that the introduction of the name "Corey" into social circles has inadvertently driven up the theft rates, lending new meaning to the term "car(n)ame" phenomenon.
The implications of these results may prompt further inquiry into the potential influence of popular names on criminal activities, particularly in the domain of vehicular theft. This study, although lighthearted in nature, underscores the significance of unexpected factors in shaping societal phenomena, including the correlation of seemingly unrelated variables in the social fabric. In summary, this research presents a compelling case for the recognition of the "Corey" variable in evaluating and addressing motor vehicle theft trends, and serves as a timely reminder that sometimes, correlation can truly be a case of "car-mic retribution".
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Various empirical studies have explored the relationship between names and social phenomena, shedding light on the potential influence of nomenclature on diverse aspects of human behavior. In "The Power of Names," Smith et al. delve into the psychological and sociological implications of naming conventions, unveiling the subtle yet profound impact of names on individuals' experiences and interactions within society.
It is remarkable to note that the phenomenon of "Car-mic Retribution" as it pertains to the name "Corey" has been largely unexplored in the academic literature. The present study seeks to address this gap by examining the association between the prevalence of the name "Corey" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. Leveraging data spanning nearly four decades, this research aims to uncover the underlying mechanisms driving the "Corey" variable in relation to vehicular theft trends.
In "Nameonomics: The Economics of Naming," Doe and Jones offer a comprehensive framework for understanding the socioeconomic implications of names, positing that names can potentially influence various economic and social outcomes. This foundational work underscores the multidimensional impact of names on societal dynamics, laying the groundwork for further exploration into the "Corey" phenomenon and its ramifications in the context of motor vehicle theft.
Moving beyond the world of academic research, the literary landscape provides intriguing insights into the potential interplay between names and societal phenomena. Works such as "The Name Effect" by Lorem Ipsum delve into the intriguing nuances of names and their unexpected repercussions on human actions and experiences. As we delve into the realm of names and their societal implications, it is crucial to consider a diverse array of sources that offer unique perspectives on this complex interrelationship.
In the world of fiction, several works have playfully toyed with the notion of names and their potential impact on human behavior. Books such as "The Name Game" by A. Novel and "Name It and Claim It" by Pseudonym explore the whimsical and at times uncanny connections between names and consequential events, offering imaginative narratives that blur the boundaries between reality and myth.
Reaching beyond traditional literature, the realm of popular culture provides a wealth of anecdotal evidence and playful musings on the correlation between names and societal phenomena. In the animated series "Name-ical Adventures," characters embark on whimsical quests to unravel the mysteries of names and their effects on everyday occurrences, weaving entertaining tales that captivate audiences of all ages.
As we embark on this inquiry into the "Corey" factor and its relationship to motor vehicle thefts, it is essential to approach the investigation with a spirit of curiosity and open-mindedness, recognizing the potential for unexpected discoveries and perhaps a "car-tastically" surprising twist in the narrative of names and societal influences.
In conclusion, the literature surrounding the interplay of names and societal phenomena offers a rich tapestry of insights that informs our exploration of the "Corey" variable and its implications for motor vehicle theft trends. With each page turned and each data point analyzed, we move closer to unraveling the enigmatic connection between the name "Corey" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts, all while keeping our wits about us and perhaps a dad joke or two up our sleeves.
[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in New York. This finding suggests a potential association between the two variables that merits further investigation, much like a good dad joke merits "eye-rolling" from the kids.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 indicates a nearly perfect positive relationship, implying that as the popularity of the name "Corey" increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This association is so strong that it could almost drive a pun-lover to “cory” out more car-related wordplay.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9668469 reflects the degree to which changes in the popularity of the name "Corey" explain the variation in motor vehicle thefts. This suggests that the variable "Corey" is robustly linked to the occurrence of vehicular theft, which is a surprising revelation, much like finding a fully intact "dad joke" book in an old library.
The p-value being less than 0.01 indicates that the correlation is statistically significant, providing strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no relationship between the popularity of the name "Corey" and motor vehicle thefts. This level of significance is as clear as a "Corey" name tag on a car thief.
It is worth noting that the trend depicted by the correlation does not imply causation. However, the robustness of the correlation lends support to the hypothesis that there may be some underlying factors influencing both the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts, making this connection a real “car-nundrum” for further exploration.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of this study provide compelling evidence of a significant positive correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in New York. These results support and extend prior research on the influence of nomenclature on societal trends, illustrating the unforeseen impact of seemingly unrelated variables, much like a well-timed dad joke at a family gathering.
The robustness of the correlation coefficient, with a near-perfect positive relationship, underscores the compelling connection between the prevalence of the name "Corey" and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. This robustness might evoke a groan from those who are "cory" about the proliferation of car-related puns in this discussion.
The statistical significance of the correlation, indicated by a p-value of less than 0.01, reinforces the notion that the association between the "Corey" variable and motor vehicle thefts is not merely a matter of chance. This level of significance is as undeniable as the reflexive chuckle that escapes at the mention of a classic dad joke.
The examination of the r-squared value highlights the substantial degree to which the popularity of the name "Corey" explains the variation in motor vehicle thefts, emphasizing the potent and influential role of this seemingly innocuous nomenclature. This revelation may prompt one to contemplate the "car-mic retribution" inherent in the phenomenon of "Corey" and its correlation with vehicular theft.
The unexpected nature of this correlation serves as a poignant reminder of the intricate and often whimsical interplay of diverse factors in shaping societal phenomena, much like the unexpected twist in a well-crafted dad joke that elicits both amusement and eye-rolling.
As we reflect on the implications of these findings, it is evident that the influence of nomenclature on social dynamics transcends conventional wisdom, offering a "car-nundrum" that demands further exploration. This unexpected correlation raises intriguing questions about the potential explanations for the pervasive influence of the name "Corey" on the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts, leaving researchers and enthusiasts alike "cory"ing with curiosity.
In conclusion, these findings not only confirm the striking correlation between the prevalence of the name "Corey" and motor vehicle thefts but also invite a lighthearted contemplation of the profound and unexpected interconnections within societal phenomena. This study underscores the significance of considering unconventional variables in the exploration of social trends and serves as a reminder that sometimes, a pun or a dad joke may hold the key to unraveling complex correlations.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Motor vehicle thefts in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study endeavors to investigate the correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. The analysis was conducted using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, covering the time period from 1985 to 2022. Leveraging robust statistical methods, the research team identified a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 and statistical significance at p < 0.01, shedding light on this intriguing phenomenon.
Our findings indicate a remarkably strong positive association between the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in New York. Astonishingly, as the frequency of the name "Corey" rose, so did the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. It seems that the introduction of the name "Corey" into social circles has inadvertently driven up the theft rates, lending new meaning to the term "car(n)ame" phenomenon.
The implications of these results may prompt further inquiry into the potential influence of popular names on criminal activities, particularly in the domain of vehicular theft. This study, although lighthearted in nature, underscores the significance of unexpected factors in shaping societal phenomena, including the correlation of seemingly unrelated variables in the social fabric. In summary, this research presents a compelling case for the recognition of the "Corey" variable in evaluating and addressing motor vehicle theft trends, and serves as a timely reminder that sometimes, correlation can truly be a case of "car-mic retribution".
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The connection between one's name and various life outcomes has long been an area of curiosity and occasional ribbing. But beyond the playground taunts and nudges, there lies a curious realm of inquiry into how something as seemingly innocuous as a name might be correlated with significant societal phenomena. This study delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. It aims to "drive" home the point that monikers might exert unforeseen influences on criminal activities.
It might seem like we're "car-naming" it a bit too much, but as the saying goes, "where there's a wheel, there's a way." In exploring this peculiar correlation, we tread the fine line between whimsy and academic rigor, seeking to unravel the mystery of the "Corey" variable and its impact on motor vehicle theft trends in the Empire State.
At first glance, the notion that the popularity of a given name could be linked to criminal behaviors might sound like a classic case of "auto"-suggestion. However, as the data unfurls, it becomes evident that the "Corey" factor has a "wheel-y" significant effect on the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This leads us to wonder: Is there some sort of "car-mic retribution" at play, or are we simply witnessing the serendipitous alignment of statistical anomalies?
[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis revealed a remarkably strong positive correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in New York. This finding suggests a potential association between the two variables that merits further investigation, much like a good dad joke merits "eye-rolling" from the kids.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 indicates a nearly perfect positive relationship, implying that as the popularity of the name "Corey" increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This association is so strong that it could almost drive a pun-lover to “cory” out more car-related wordplay.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9668469 reflects the degree to which changes in the popularity of the name "Corey" explain the variation in motor vehicle thefts. This suggests that the variable "Corey" is robustly linked to the occurrence of vehicular theft, which is a surprising revelation, much like finding a fully intact "dad joke" book in an old library.
The p-value being less than 0.01 indicates that the correlation is statistically significant, providing strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no relationship between the popularity of the name "Corey" and motor vehicle thefts. This level of significance is as clear as a "Corey" name tag on a car thief.
It is worth noting that the trend depicted by the correlation does not imply causation. However, the robustness of the correlation lends support to the hypothesis that there may be some underlying factors influencing both the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts, making this connection a real “car-nundrum” for further exploration.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our study has unveiled a remarkable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in New York. The nearly perfect positive relationship between these variables suggests that the introduction of the name "Corey" into the social landscape has inadvertently driven up the incidence of car theft. It appears that the concept of "car-mic retribution" is not just a play on words, but a significant societal phenomenon. This correlation is as clear as a, well, car windshield!
The implications of our findings extend to the broader domain of criminology and social influence. The impact of seemingly unrelated factors such as a name on criminal trends underscores the need for a more comprehensive understanding of the intricate web of societal dynamics. Just as a car needs all its components to function, so does society, and even the seemingly smallest variables can have a big impact.
It seems that the "Corey" variable has revved up more than just engines, and there may be a need to consider previously overlooked influences when evaluating and addressing motor vehicle theft trends. However, we must caution against jumping to conclusions; after all, correlation does not imply causation. As the saying goes, "puns about cars are usually exhaust-ing"!
Therefore, with these findings in mind, we assert that no further research is needed in this area. The correlation coefficient speaks for itself, and it's time to put the brakes on this inquiry—there's no need to "Corey" on with more studies on this topic. We hope this study "drives" home the point that sometimes, the most unexpected variables can have a significant impact, "auto"-matically.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Criminal Vehicular Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Societal Safety and Security
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus with an abstract of This study endeavors to investigate the correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. The analysis was conducted using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, covering the time period from 1985 to 2022. Leveraging robust statistical methods, the research team identified a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 and statistical significance at p < 0.01, shedding light on this intriguing phenomenon.
Our findings indicate a remarkably strong positive association between the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in New York. Astonishingly, as the frequency of the name "Corey" rose, so did the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. It seems that the introduction of the name "Corey" into social circles has inadvertently driven up the theft rates, lending new meaning to the term "car(n)ame" phenomenon.
The implications of these results may prompt further inquiry into the potential influence of popular names on criminal activities, particularly in the domain of vehicular theft. This study, although lighthearted in nature, underscores the significance of unexpected factors in shaping societal phenomena, including the correlation of seemingly unrelated variables in the social fabric. In summary, this research presents a compelling case for the recognition of the "Corey" variable in evaluating and addressing motor vehicle theft trends, and serves as a timely reminder that sometimes, correlation can truly be a case of "car-mic retribution".
ChatGPT:
Corey, vehicular theft, motor vehicle theft, correlation, popularity of names, statistical significance, US Social Security Administration, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, New York, influence of names on criminal activities.
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Data details
Popularity of the first name CoreyDetailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Corey
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Corey
Motor vehicle thefts in New York
Detailed data title: The motor vehicle theft rate per 100,000 residents in New York
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Motor vehicle thefts in New York
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9668469 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 96.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Motor vehicle thefts in New York) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Corey) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.0E-28. 0.0000000000000000000000000003
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 3.0E-26% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 3,333,333,333,333,333,560,877,121,536 random variables You don't actually need 3 octillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.97, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
Popularity of the first name Corey (Babies born) | 5608 | 6159 | 6774 | 7653 | 8291 | 8009 | 7224 | 6396 | 5936 | 5504 | 5182 | 4231 | 3548 | 3300 | 2913 | 2677 | 2306 | 2166 | 1926 | 1728 | 1735 | 1557 | 1423 | 1213 | 1149 | 1035 | 1047 | 904 | 894 | 826 | 773 | 791 | 672 | 645 | 611 | 568 | 538 | 453 |
Motor vehicle thefts in New York (Motor Vehicle Theft rate) | 599.1 | 637.2 | 703.1 | 859.9 | 952.7 | 1042.7 | 1003.9 | 932.3 | 835 | 709.3 | 565.7 | 494.4 | 439.4 | 375.1 | 320.2 | 285.8 | 253 | 247.5 | 235.3 | 212.7 | 185 | 166.4 | 145.2 | 128.7 | 111.9 | 106.4 | 98.7 | 88.5 | 78.6 | 79.8 | 77.3 | 72.5 | 68.2 | 67.3 | 67 | 101.7 | 108.8 | 137.1 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([5608,6159,6774,7653,8291,8009,7224,6396,5936,5504,5182,4231,3548,3300,2913,2677,2306,2166,1926,1728,1735,1557,1423,1213,1149,1035,1047,904,894,826,773,791,672,645,611,568,538,453,])
array_2 = np.array([599.1,637.2,703.1,859.9,952.7,1042.7,1003.9,932.3,835,709.3,565.7,494.4,439.4,375.1,320.2,285.8,253,247.5,235.3,212.7,185,166.4,145.2,128.7,111.9,106.4,98.7,88.5,78.6,79.8,77.3,72.5,68.2,67.3,67,101.7,108.8,137.1,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Corey"
array_2_name = "Motor vehicle thefts in New York"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1395 · Black Variable ID: 2150 · Red Variable ID: 20152