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AI explanation
As air quality improved, people realized they didn't need a "breath of fresh air" as much as they needed a new spouse. With clearer skies, folks could finally see that their relationships were "going up in smog" and decided to "clear the air" by parting ways instead of "polluting" their lives with a toxic marriage. Plus, with less pollution, there was "less gas" to fuel romantic endeavors, leading to a "decrease in the combustion of love" and ultimately a "marriage ozone depletion." In summary, cleaner air meant cleaner breaks for couples in Alabama.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Magic realism ] In Birmingham, a couple gazes out of their window with a wistful expression, the smog swirling around them like tendrils of shadow. Their figures are slightly translucent, blending seamlessly with the hazy air that permeates the city. Meanwhile, the marriage registry office in Alabama rests in eerie silence, its walls adorned with ethereal wisps of smog that seem to whisper secrets of the city's troubled air. In the dim light, the city's skyline is enveloped in a dreamlike mist, casting an otherworldly glow over the scene, as if the air itself holds a mystical power. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Unhealthy air quality in Birmingham and The marriage rate in Alabama. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Psychedelic High-tech Magic realism Futuristic Cubism
ChatGPT: Magic realism
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Unhealthy air quality in Birmingham and The marriage rate in Alabama together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Birmingham, a couple looks out of their window, feeling the smog in the air as they decide to stay in for the evening. Meanwhile, the marriage registry office in Alabama is quiet, with fewer couples exchanging vows due to the rising concerns about the air quality in the city.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Magic realism ] and depicting this scene: In Birmingham, a couple looks out of their window, feeling the smog in the air as they decide to stay in for the evening. Meanwhile, the marriage registry office in Alabama is quiet, with fewer couples exchanging vows due to the rising concerns about the air quality in the city. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Magic realism ] In Birmingham, a couple gazes out of their window with a wistful expression, the smog swirling around them like tendrils of shadow. Their figures are slightly translucent, blending seamlessly with the hazy air that permeates the city. Meanwhile, the marriage registry office in Alabama rests in eerie silence, its walls adorned with ethereal wisps of smog that seem to whisper secrets of the city's troubled air. In the dim light, the city's skyline is enveloped in a dreamlike mist, casting an otherworldly glow over the scene, as if the air itself holds a mystical power.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humerus responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Birmingham caused The marriage rate in Alabama to decrease. Include a lot of jokes and puns.
AI academic paper
The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration The Journal of Ecological and Societal Peculiarities Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Birmingham and The marriage rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Rhyme words in the title.
Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016 and p < 0.01 for 1999 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly whimsical world of air pollution and its potential impact on the marriage rate in the heart of Dixie, Alabama. The research team, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a good sense of humor, leveraged data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to address this perplexing puzzle.
Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016 and a p-value smaller than a charming Southern tea cup (p < 0.01) for the period spanning from 1999 to 2021. The relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama seems to blow through the statistical significance threshold with as much force as a category 5 tornado. Could it be that love is truly in the air, or is it just harmful pollutants causing lovebirds to flee the nest?
Our results beckon us to ponder the impact of air quality on matters of the heart, hinting at a potential marriage between environmental factors and marital decisions. We invite our esteemed colleagues to enjoy this lighthearted exploration and join us in uncovering the unexpected connections that underlie the whimsical tapestry of human behavior. So, grab your calculators and hold onto your bowties, as we venture into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Birmingham and The marriage rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly whimsical world of air pollution and its potential impact on the marriage rate in the heart of Dixie, Alabama. The research team, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a good sense of humor, leveraged data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to address this perplexing puzzle.
Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016 and a p-value smaller than a charming Southern tea cup (p < 0.01) for the period spanning from 1999 to 2021. The relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama seems to blow through the statistical significance threshold with as much force as a category 5 tornado. Could it be that love is truly in the air, or is it just harmful pollutants causing lovebirds to flee the nest?
Our results beckon us to ponder the impact of air quality on matters of the heart, hinting at a potential marriage between environmental factors and marital decisions. We invite our esteemed colleagues to enjoy this lighthearted exploration and join us in uncovering the unexpected connections that underlie the whimsical tapestry of human behavior. So, grab your calculators and hold onto your bowties, as we venture into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, love is in the air! And apparently, so is air pollution. In this study, we took a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to investigate the potential link between Birmingham's air pollution and the marriage rate in Alabama. This charming exploration into the enigmatic realm of human behavior and environmental factors aims to unravel the whimsical connections that underpin the fabric of society.
As researchers, we often find ourselves buried in data, statistics, and the occasional existential crisis about the true meaning of "significant findings." However, this time, we delved into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution, armed not only with regression models and t-tests but also with a delightful sense of humor and a knack for all things quirky.
The correlation coefficient we uncovered between air pollution levels in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama would make even the most hardened statisticians crack a smile. With a coefficient of 0.8837016, it seems that love and pollutants may indeed go hand in hand, albeit in a slightly unexpected way.
But hold your suspenders, dear reader, for the statistical significance of our findings is more robust than a sturdy Southern oak tree. With a p-value smaller than the font size on a fortune cookie slip (p < 0.01), our results beckon us to question whether it's the soaring levels of particulate matter in the air or the sweet Southern charm that influences the decisions of love-struck Alabamians.
This unlikely dalliance of environmental factors and marital decisions has us pondering the whimsical dance between matters of the heart and the unseen particles floating in the atmosphere. So, join us in this entertaining adventure as we venture into the delightful realm where science, statistics, and the occasional unexpected twist in human behavior converge. As we embark on this whimsical journey, we invite our esteemed colleagues to mosey along and savor this captivating exploration with us.
In the spirit of adventure, let us tip our academic hats to the unexpected connections that reveal themselves amidst the glittering haze of love and air pollution. So, grab your laboratory goggles and hold onto your heartstrings, for this research promises to be as lively and surprising as a square dance at a statistical convention.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Birmingham and The marriage rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly whimsical world of air pollution and its potential impact on the marriage rate in the heart of Dixie, Alabama. The research team, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a good sense of humor, leveraged data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to address this perplexing puzzle.
Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016 and a p-value smaller than a charming Southern tea cup (p < 0.01) for the period spanning from 1999 to 2021. The relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama seems to blow through the statistical significance threshold with as much force as a category 5 tornado. Could it be that love is truly in the air, or is it just harmful pollutants causing lovebirds to flee the nest?
Our results beckon us to ponder the impact of air quality on matters of the heart, hinting at a potential marriage between environmental factors and marital decisions. We invite our esteemed colleagues to enjoy this lighthearted exploration and join us in uncovering the unexpected connections that underlie the whimsical tapestry of human behavior. So, grab your calculators and hold onto your bowties, as we venture into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, love is in the air! And apparently, so is air pollution. In this study, we took a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to investigate the potential link between Birmingham's air pollution and the marriage rate in Alabama. This charming exploration into the enigmatic realm of human behavior and environmental factors aims to unravel the whimsical connections that underpin the fabric of society.
As researchers, we often find ourselves buried in data, statistics, and the occasional existential crisis about the true meaning of "significant findings." However, this time, we delved into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution, armed not only with regression models and t-tests but also with a delightful sense of humor and a knack for all things quirky.
The correlation coefficient we uncovered between air pollution levels in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama would make even the most hardened statisticians crack a smile. With a coefficient of 0.8837016, it seems that love and pollutants may indeed go hand in hand, albeit in a slightly unexpected way.
But hold your suspenders, dear reader, for the statistical significance of our findings is more robust than a sturdy Southern oak tree. With a p-value smaller than the font size on a fortune cookie slip (p < 0.01), our results beckon us to question whether it's the soaring levels of particulate matter in the air or the sweet Southern charm that influences the decisions of love-struck Alabamians.
This unlikely dalliance of environmental factors and marital decisions has us pondering the whimsical dance between matters of the heart and the unseen particles floating in the atmosphere. So, join us in this entertaining adventure as we venture into the delightful realm where science, statistics, and the occasional unexpected twist in human behavior converge. As we embark on this whimsical journey, we invite our esteemed colleagues to mosey along and savor this captivating exploration with us.
In the spirit of adventure, let us tip our academic hats to the unexpected connections that reveal themselves amidst the glittering haze of love and air pollution. So, grab your laboratory goggles and hold onto your heartstrings, for this research promises to be as lively and surprising as a square dance at a statistical convention.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To frame our whimsical investigation into the interplay between Birmingham's air pollution and Alabama's bridal commotion, we first wade into the scholarly waters of air quality and its potential influences on human behavior. Smith et al. (2018) note that air pollution, while often associated with respiratory ailments and environmental concerns, may carry a subtler impact on societal dynamics. Their work hints at the possibility that the atmospheric cocktail of pollutants might extend its reach beyond the realm of lungs and trees to touch the delicate dance of courtship and matrimony.
Doe and Jones (2015) further illuminate this enchanting avenue of inquiry by delving into the psychological effects of air pollution. Their findings suggest that exposure to pollutants may lead to a myriad of cognitive and emotional responses, which could ultimately trickle down to influence the fervent matters of the heart. As we embark on this peculiar escapade, it's worth considering the swirling mélange of air contaminants that might just be pulling the strings of love and romance in the heart of Dixie.
Shifting gears from the serious business of academic studies, let's take a moment to tiptoe through a delightful garden of non-fiction books related to our whimsical quest. "Pollution and the Pursuit of Love" by Dr. Phil Harmonic offers a lyrical yet data-driven glimpse into the potential intersections of pollution and love. Harmonic's eloquent prose and statistical prowess make for an enchanting read, inviting readers to ponder whether the smog-filled skies hold the secrets to heart-fluttering romance.
In a slightly more whimsical vein, "The Particles of Love" by Scarlett O'Hara delves into the ethereal dance between pollutants and passion, with a touch of Southern charm that echoes the very essence of our exploratory endeavor. O'Hara's narrative weaves a tale as rich and complex as a humid Southern summer, where the tendrils of air pollution and the tendrils of affection intertwine in ways that defy conventional understanding.
As we delve into the realm of fiction, one cannot ignore the enchanting allure of "Love in the Time of Airborne Toxins" by Gabriel García Márquez. While the magical realism of Márquez's work may at first seem worlds apart from our statistical inquiry, the novel's exploration of love amidst an otherworldly landscape draws curious parallels to our own odyssey into the whimsical nexus of pollution and marriage.
Taking a playful leap into childhood memories, the whimsical escapades of "The Magic School Bus" series by Joanna Cole spark fond recollections of educational adventures. Ms. Frizzle's infectious curiosity and the zany perils of air pollution episodes remind us that even the most peculiar of topics can offer valuable insights, especially when viewed through the lens of exuberant wonder and the occasional sputtering school bus.
In a nod to the animated realm, the endearing characters of "SpongeBob SquarePants" regale viewers with their escapades under the sea, offering a lighthearted reminder of the complex interactions within ecosystems. While the show's focus may dwell beneath the waves, its underlying themes of environmental balance and unlikely relationships echo the very essence of our endeavor, albeit with a smattering of pineapple-dwelling charm.
Armed with this eclectic blend of scholarly research, non-fiction musings, and whimsical literary excursions, we approach our investigation with open hearts and open minds, ready to unravel the enchanting tapestry of love, air pollution, and the unexpected connections that whisper in the Southern breeze.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Birmingham and The marriage rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics . You used data from 1999 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly whimsical world of air pollution and its potential impact on the marriage rate in the heart of Dixie, Alabama. The research team, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a good sense of humor, leveraged data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to address this perplexing puzzle.
Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016 and a p-value smaller than a charming Southern tea cup (p < 0.01) for the period spanning from 1999 to 2021. The relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama seems to blow through the statistical significance threshold with as much force as a category 5 tornado. Could it be that love is truly in the air, or is it just harmful pollutants causing lovebirds to flee the nest?
Our results beckon us to ponder the impact of air quality on matters of the heart, hinting at a potential marriage between environmental factors and marital decisions. We invite our esteemed colleagues to enjoy this lighthearted exploration and join us in uncovering the unexpected connections that underlie the whimsical tapestry of human behavior. So, grab your calculators and hold onto your bowties, as we venture into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, love is in the air! And apparently, so is air pollution. In this study, we took a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to investigate the potential link between Birmingham's air pollution and the marriage rate in Alabama. This charming exploration into the enigmatic realm of human behavior and environmental factors aims to unravel the whimsical connections that underpin the fabric of society.
As researchers, we often find ourselves buried in data, statistics, and the occasional existential crisis about the true meaning of "significant findings." However, this time, we delved into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution, armed not only with regression models and t-tests but also with a delightful sense of humor and a knack for all things quirky.
The correlation coefficient we uncovered between air pollution levels in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama would make even the most hardened statisticians crack a smile. With a coefficient of 0.8837016, it seems that love and pollutants may indeed go hand in hand, albeit in a slightly unexpected way.
But hold your suspenders, dear reader, for the statistical significance of our findings is more robust than a sturdy Southern oak tree. With a p-value smaller than the font size on a fortune cookie slip (p < 0.01), our results beckon us to question whether it's the soaring levels of particulate matter in the air or the sweet Southern charm that influences the decisions of love-struck Alabamians.
This unlikely dalliance of environmental factors and marital decisions has us pondering the whimsical dance between matters of the heart and the unseen particles floating in the atmosphere. So, join us in this entertaining adventure as we venture into the delightful realm where science, statistics, and the occasional unexpected twist in human behavior converge. As we embark on this whimsical journey, we invite our esteemed colleagues to mosey along and savor this captivating exploration with us.
In the spirit of adventure, let us tip our academic hats to the unexpected connections that reveal themselves amidst the glittering haze of love and air pollution. So, grab your laboratory goggles and hold onto your heartstrings, for this research promises to be as lively and surprising as a square dance at a statistical convention.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To unearth the potential connection between the ethereal dance of love and the palpable presence of air pollutants, our research team employed a medley of whimsical yet methodologically sound approaches. Armed with a keen sense of curiosity and a penchant for statistical sleuthing, we set out to unravel the captivating conundrum at the intersection of air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama.
Data Collection:
Our inquiry embarked on a jaunty scavenger hunt across the hallowed halls of the internet, scouring scholarly databases and government repositories for data gems that would illuminate the whimsical connection we sought. We nestled into the comforting confines of the Environmental Protection Agency's (EPA) treasure trove of air quality measurements, extracting airborne particulate matter, ozone levels, and other atmospheric delights in Birmingham from 1999 to 2021. Simultaneously, we pirouetted our way through the CDC National Vital Statistics, clapping our hands in glee as we procured the marriage rates in the charming state of Alabama for the same enchanting time span.
Data Analysis:
With our trove of data gleaming brighter than a firefly in an Alabama night, we set about caressing and coercing the numbers into confessing their whimsical secrets. Equipped with sophisticated statistical software that could juggle regression models with the finesse of a seasoned circus performer, we subjected our data to rigorous analysis. Through the waltz of correlation coefficients, t-tests, and p-values, we sought to discern whether the buoyant embrace of love and the suffocating grip of air pollutants indeed held hands in our dataset.
Correlation Calculation:
Like potion-brewing wizards of old, we stirred our data with the rhythmic precision of a joyful cakewalk, coaxing forth the correlation coefficient that would unveil the flirtatious liaison between air pollution and marriage rates. Our calculations ignited with the fervor of a lively square dance, eventually yielding a correlation coefficient that shimmered like a firefly in a moonlit Alabama sky.
Regression Modeling:
In our endeavor to tease out the underlying nuances of this whimsical relationship, we crafted enthralling regression models that swayed and pirouetted with the grace of a debutante at a Southern ball. With variables performing a lively jig and residuals frolicking like mischievous sprites, our models endeavored to capture the intricate interplay between air pollution levels and the ebb and flow of marital unions in the heart of Dixie.
Sensitivity Analysis:
In a nod to the capricious nature of statistical relationships, we embarked on a fanciful sensitivity analysis to test the robustness of our findings. Playing the role of whimsical troubadours, we serenaded our models with perturbations and alternative specifications, encouraging them to reveal the mercurial nature of our enchanting results.
Through this choreographed symphony of data collection, analysis, and interpretation, we unveiled the tantalizing connection between Birmingham's air pollution and Alabama's bridal commotion, inviting our esteemed colleagues to twirl alongside us in unraveling the enchanting mysteries that lie at the whimsical nexus of love and air pollutants. So, don your academic capes and waltz into the realm of statistical exploration with us, for this research promises to be as delightfully surprising as a serendipitous encounter on a winding Southern road.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Birmingham and The marriage rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics .
For the time period 1999 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8837016, r-squared of 0.7809284, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly whimsical world of air pollution and its potential impact on the marriage rate in the heart of Dixie, Alabama. The research team, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a good sense of humor, leveraged data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to address this perplexing puzzle.
Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016 and a p-value smaller than a charming Southern tea cup (p < 0.01) for the period spanning from 1999 to 2021. The relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama seems to blow through the statistical significance threshold with as much force as a category 5 tornado. Could it be that love is truly in the air, or is it just harmful pollutants causing lovebirds to flee the nest?
Our results beckon us to ponder the impact of air quality on matters of the heart, hinting at a potential marriage between environmental factors and marital decisions. We invite our esteemed colleagues to enjoy this lighthearted exploration and join us in uncovering the unexpected connections that underlie the whimsical tapestry of human behavior. So, grab your calculators and hold onto your bowties, as we venture into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ah, love is in the air! And apparently, so is air pollution. In this study, we took a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to investigate the potential link between Birmingham's air pollution and the marriage rate in Alabama. This charming exploration into the enigmatic realm of human behavior and environmental factors aims to unravel the whimsical connections that underpin the fabric of society.
As researchers, we often find ourselves buried in data, statistics, and the occasional existential crisis about the true meaning of "significant findings." However, this time, we delved into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution, armed not only with regression models and t-tests but also with a delightful sense of humor and a knack for all things quirky.
The correlation coefficient we uncovered between air pollution levels in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama would make even the most hardened statisticians crack a smile. With a coefficient of 0.8837016, it seems that love and pollutants may indeed go hand in hand, albeit in a slightly unexpected way.
But hold your suspenders, dear reader, for the statistical significance of our findings is more robust than a sturdy Southern oak tree. With a p-value smaller than the font size on a fortune cookie slip (p < 0.01), our results beckon us to question whether it's the soaring levels of particulate matter in the air or the sweet Southern charm that influences the decisions of love-struck Alabamians.
This unlikely dalliance of environmental factors and marital decisions has us pondering the whimsical dance between matters of the heart and the unseen particles floating in the atmosphere. So, join us in this entertaining adventure as we venture into the delightful realm where science, statistics, and the occasional unexpected twist in human behavior converge. As we embark on this whimsical journey, we invite our esteemed colleagues to mosey along and savor this captivating exploration with us.
In the spirit of adventure, let us tip our academic hats to the unexpected connections that reveal themselves amidst the glittering haze of love and air pollution. So, grab your laboratory goggles and hold onto your heartstrings, for this research promises to be as lively and surprising as a square dance at a statistical convention.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama yielded some delightfully unexpected findings. Our data analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016, indicating a remarkably strong positive association between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that love and pollutants may indeed be entangled in a charming waltz of statistical significance.
With an r-squared value of 0.7809284, our regression model suggests that approximately 78% of the variation in the marriage rate in Alabama can be explained by the levels of air pollution in Birmingham. It's as if Cupid's arrow has been intertwined with tiny particulate matter particles, creating a symphony of romance and pollutants.
The p-value, much like a genteel Southern belle, was smaller than 0.01, indicating that the relationship we uncovered is not just a fleeting flirtation but a lasting commitment, statistically speaking. The strength of this association is as striking as a vibrant bouquet of magnolias in bloom.
Upon scrutinizing our findings, we couldn't help but marvel at how air quality seems to waft its influence into the realm of romance, like a sweet aroma on a breezy Alabama evening. Our results beckon us to ponder whether it's the allure of fragrant, pollution-filled air or the compelling charm of the South that impacts the decisions of smitten Alabamians.
In summary, our results paint a picture of an unexpectedly strong connection between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama. It seems that this perplexing puzzle of love and pollutants continues to unfold in ways that tickle both the intellect and the funny bone. As we waltz through the enchanting confluence of love and pollution, our conclusions nudge us to revisit the age-old question: is it truly love in the air, or just the invisible hand of pollutants guiding the hearts of lovers and the institution of marriage itself?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Birmingham and The marriage rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly whimsical world of air pollution and its potential impact on the marriage rate in the heart of Dixie, Alabama. The research team, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a good sense of humor, leveraged data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to address this perplexing puzzle.
Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016 and a p-value smaller than a charming Southern tea cup (p < 0.01) for the period spanning from 1999 to 2021. The relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama seems to blow through the statistical significance threshold with as much force as a category 5 tornado. Could it be that love is truly in the air, or is it just harmful pollutants causing lovebirds to flee the nest?
Our results beckon us to ponder the impact of air quality on matters of the heart, hinting at a potential marriage between environmental factors and marital decisions. We invite our esteemed colleagues to enjoy this lighthearted exploration and join us in uncovering the unexpected connections that underlie the whimsical tapestry of human behavior. So, grab your calculators and hold onto your bowties, as we venture into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To frame our whimsical investigation into the interplay between Birmingham's air pollution and Alabama's bridal commotion, we first wade into the scholarly waters of air quality and its potential influences on human behavior. Smith et al. (2018) note that air pollution, while often associated with respiratory ailments and environmental concerns, may carry a subtler impact on societal dynamics. Their work hints at the possibility that the atmospheric cocktail of pollutants might extend its reach beyond the realm of lungs and trees to touch the delicate dance of courtship and matrimony.
Doe and Jones (2015) further illuminate this enchanting avenue of inquiry by delving into the psychological effects of air pollution. Their findings suggest that exposure to pollutants may lead to a myriad of cognitive and emotional responses, which could ultimately trickle down to influence the fervent matters of the heart. As we embark on this peculiar escapade, it's worth considering the swirling mélange of air contaminants that might just be pulling the strings of love and romance in the heart of Dixie.
Shifting gears from the serious business of academic studies, let's take a moment to tiptoe through a delightful garden of non-fiction books related to our whimsical quest. "Pollution and the Pursuit of Love" by Dr. Phil Harmonic offers a lyrical yet data-driven glimpse into the potential intersections of pollution and love. Harmonic's eloquent prose and statistical prowess make for an enchanting read, inviting readers to ponder whether the smog-filled skies hold the secrets to heart-fluttering romance.
In a slightly more whimsical vein, "The Particles of Love" by Scarlett O'Hara delves into the ethereal dance between pollutants and passion, with a touch of Southern charm that echoes the very essence of our exploratory endeavor. O'Hara's narrative weaves a tale as rich and complex as a humid Southern summer, where the tendrils of air pollution and the tendrils of affection intertwine in ways that defy conventional understanding.
As we delve into the realm of fiction, one cannot ignore the enchanting allure of "Love in the Time of Airborne Toxins" by Gabriel García Márquez. While the magical realism of Márquez's work may at first seem worlds apart from our statistical inquiry, the novel's exploration of love amidst an otherworldly landscape draws curious parallels to our own odyssey into the whimsical nexus of pollution and marriage.
Taking a playful leap into childhood memories, the whimsical escapades of "The Magic School Bus" series by Joanna Cole spark fond recollections of educational adventures. Ms. Frizzle's infectious curiosity and the zany perils of air pollution episodes remind us that even the most peculiar of topics can offer valuable insights, especially when viewed through the lens of exuberant wonder and the occasional sputtering school bus.
In a nod to the animated realm, the endearing characters of "SpongeBob SquarePants" regale viewers with their escapades under the sea, offering a lighthearted reminder of the complex interactions within ecosystems. While the show's focus may dwell beneath the waves, its underlying themes of environmental balance and unlikely relationships echo the very essence of our endeavor, albeit with a smattering of pineapple-dwelling charm.
Armed with this eclectic blend of scholarly research, non-fiction musings, and whimsical literary excursions, we approach our investigation with open hearts and open minds, ready to unravel the enchanting tapestry of love, air pollution, and the unexpected connections that whisper in the Southern breeze.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama yielded some delightfully unexpected findings. Our data analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016, indicating a remarkably strong positive association between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that love and pollutants may indeed be entangled in a charming waltz of statistical significance.
With an r-squared value of 0.7809284, our regression model suggests that approximately 78% of the variation in the marriage rate in Alabama can be explained by the levels of air pollution in Birmingham. It's as if Cupid's arrow has been intertwined with tiny particulate matter particles, creating a symphony of romance and pollutants.
The p-value, much like a genteel Southern belle, was smaller than 0.01, indicating that the relationship we uncovered is not just a fleeting flirtation but a lasting commitment, statistically speaking. The strength of this association is as striking as a vibrant bouquet of magnolias in bloom.
Upon scrutinizing our findings, we couldn't help but marvel at how air quality seems to waft its influence into the realm of romance, like a sweet aroma on a breezy Alabama evening. Our results beckon us to ponder whether it's the allure of fragrant, pollution-filled air or the compelling charm of the South that impacts the decisions of smitten Alabamians.
In summary, our results paint a picture of an unexpectedly strong connection between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama. It seems that this perplexing puzzle of love and pollutants continues to unfold in ways that tickle both the intellect and the funny bone. As we waltz through the enchanting confluence of love and pollution, our conclusions nudge us to revisit the age-old question: is it truly love in the air, or just the invisible hand of pollutants guiding the hearts of lovers and the institution of marriage itself?
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Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The whimsical journey of unraveling the connections between air pollution and the marriage rate in Alabama has left our research team with a bevy of questions and a heaping pile of puns. Our results undeniably support and extend the prior research that hinted at the potential impact of atmospheric pollutants on matters of the heart.
Smith et al. (2018) sowed the seeds of inquiry by suggesting that air pollution might stretch its ghostly fingers beyond the realm of lungs and into the realm of love. Our findings, with a correlation coefficient rivaling the strength of a Southern hurricane, lend weight to this thought. It seems the atmospheric cocktail of pollutants isn't just making us reach for our inhalers; it might also be reaching into the depths of our hearts with a compelling, albeit unexpected, tug.
Doe and Jones (2015) shed light on the psychological effects of air pollution, igniting the tantalizing notion that exposure to pollutants could sway emotional responses and, by extension, nudge the dance of courtship. As our results, with a p-value smaller than a dainty teacup, twirl onto the stage, it's apparent that the psychological ripples of pollution may indeed be casting their spell on Alabama's marriage rate, much like a mischievous winged cherub with a handful of soot.
Our regression model, much like a magnolia in bloom, bloomed with an r-squared value suggestive of a significant influence of air pollution in Birmingham on the marriage rate in Alabama. It's as if the statistical fairies themselves took up residence in our data, sprinkling their magic to unveil an unexpectedly robust relationship, like finding a bouquet of roses in a smog-filled alley.
The implications of our findings are as weighty as a Southern sweet tea, stirring us to ponder whether it's truly the allure of fragrant, pollution-filled air or the ineffable charm of the South that dances in the hearts of Alabamians. Our results beckon us to revisit the age-old question: is love truly in the air or are invisible pollutants orchestrating the sweet symphony of romance in the Heart of Dixie?
In conclusion, our exploratory study has, with the flair of a Southern belle at a cotillion, unveiled a statistically significant relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama. This whimsical confluence of love and pollutants invites us to reconsider the unexpected tapestry of human behavior and to perhaps, with a nod to Scarlett O'Hara, acknowledge that sometimes, the most charming twists of fate are found amidst the billowing clouds of the most unlikely phenomena.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Birmingham and The marriage rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the surprisingly whimsical world of air pollution and its potential impact on the marriage rate in the heart of Dixie, Alabama. The research team, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a good sense of humor, leveraged data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to address this perplexing puzzle.
Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016 and a p-value smaller than a charming Southern tea cup (p < 0.01) for the period spanning from 1999 to 2021. The relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama seems to blow through the statistical significance threshold with as much force as a category 5 tornado. Could it be that love is truly in the air, or is it just harmful pollutants causing lovebirds to flee the nest?
Our results beckon us to ponder the impact of air quality on matters of the heart, hinting at a potential marriage between environmental factors and marital decisions. We invite our esteemed colleagues to enjoy this lighthearted exploration and join us in uncovering the unexpected connections that underlie the whimsical tapestry of human behavior. So, grab your calculators and hold onto your bowties, as we venture into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ah, love is in the air! And apparently, so is air pollution. In this study, we took a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to investigate the potential link between Birmingham's air pollution and the marriage rate in Alabama. This charming exploration into the enigmatic realm of human behavior and environmental factors aims to unravel the whimsical connections that underpin the fabric of society.
As researchers, we often find ourselves buried in data, statistics, and the occasional existential crisis about the true meaning of "significant findings." However, this time, we delved into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution, armed not only with regression models and t-tests but also with a delightful sense of humor and a knack for all things quirky.
The correlation coefficient we uncovered between air pollution levels in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama would make even the most hardened statisticians crack a smile. With a coefficient of 0.8837016, it seems that love and pollutants may indeed go hand in hand, albeit in a slightly unexpected way.
But hold your suspenders, dear reader, for the statistical significance of our findings is more robust than a sturdy Southern oak tree. With a p-value smaller than the font size on a fortune cookie slip (p < 0.01), our results beckon us to question whether it's the soaring levels of particulate matter in the air or the sweet Southern charm that influences the decisions of love-struck Alabamians.
This unlikely dalliance of environmental factors and marital decisions has us pondering the whimsical dance between matters of the heart and the unseen particles floating in the atmosphere. So, join us in this entertaining adventure as we venture into the delightful realm where science, statistics, and the occasional unexpected twist in human behavior converge. As we embark on this whimsical journey, we invite our esteemed colleagues to mosey along and savor this captivating exploration with us.
In the spirit of adventure, let us tip our academic hats to the unexpected connections that reveal themselves amidst the glittering haze of love and air pollution. So, grab your laboratory goggles and hold onto your heartstrings, for this research promises to be as lively and surprising as a square dance at a statistical convention.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama yielded some delightfully unexpected findings. Our data analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016, indicating a remarkably strong positive association between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that love and pollutants may indeed be entangled in a charming waltz of statistical significance.
With an r-squared value of 0.7809284, our regression model suggests that approximately 78% of the variation in the marriage rate in Alabama can be explained by the levels of air pollution in Birmingham. It's as if Cupid's arrow has been intertwined with tiny particulate matter particles, creating a symphony of romance and pollutants.
The p-value, much like a genteel Southern belle, was smaller than 0.01, indicating that the relationship we uncovered is not just a fleeting flirtation but a lasting commitment, statistically speaking. The strength of this association is as striking as a vibrant bouquet of magnolias in bloom.
Upon scrutinizing our findings, we couldn't help but marvel at how air quality seems to waft its influence into the realm of romance, like a sweet aroma on a breezy Alabama evening. Our results beckon us to ponder whether it's the allure of fragrant, pollution-filled air or the compelling charm of the South that impacts the decisions of smitten Alabamians.
In summary, our results paint a picture of an unexpectedly strong connection between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama. It seems that this perplexing puzzle of love and pollutants continues to unfold in ways that tickle both the intellect and the funny bone. As we waltz through the enchanting confluence of love and pollution, our conclusions nudge us to revisit the age-old question: is it truly love in the air, or just the invisible hand of pollutants guiding the hearts of lovers and the institution of marriage itself?
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In the illustrious tradition of academic musings and unexpected dalliances, our research reveals a whimsical waltz between Birmingham's air pollution and Alabama's marriage rate. Our findings point to a correlation as strong as a Southern drawl, with a coefficient of 0.8837016. It seems love truly blooms amidst airborne particulate matter, a romantic comedy starring nitrogen oxides and sulfur dioxide.
With as much predictability as a summer storm in the Deep South, our regression model suggests that approximately 78% of the variation in Alabama's marriage rate can be explained by Birmingham's pollution levels. It appears that when it comes to matters of the heart, pollutants play a leading role, like a sneaky co-star in the theatre of love.
Our p-value, smaller than a magnolia blossom, confirms the enduring bond between love and air pollution, showcasing a commitment stronger than a Southern handshake. It seems that the invisible hand of pollution may have a not-so-invisible influence on the hearts of Alabamians.
This charming exploration invites us to ponder the unexpected connections that underlie the whimsical tapestry of human behavior. But as we twirl through the delightful confluence of love and air pollution, we assert with confidence: no further research is needed in this area. As whimsical as it may be, we reckon it's time to bid adieu to this peculiar pairing of love and air pollutants, and leave the statistics to do the bouquet tossing.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Ecological and Societal Peculiarities
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Southern Environmental Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Relationship Between Birmingham's Air Pollution and Alabama's Bridal Commotion: A Statistical Exploration with an abstract of This study delves into the surprisingly whimsical world of air pollution and its potential impact on the marriage rate in the heart of Dixie, Alabama. The research team, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a good sense of humor, leveraged data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to address this perplexing puzzle.
Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8837016 and a p-value smaller than a charming Southern tea cup (p < 0.01) for the period spanning from 1999 to 2021. The relationship between air pollution in Birmingham and the marriage rate in Alabama seems to blow through the statistical significance threshold with as much force as a category 5 tornado. Could it be that love is truly in the air, or is it just harmful pollutants causing lovebirds to flee the nest?
Our results beckon us to ponder the impact of air quality on matters of the heart, hinting at a potential marriage between environmental factors and marital decisions. We invite our esteemed colleagues to enjoy this lighthearted exploration and join us in uncovering the unexpected connections that underlie the whimsical tapestry of human behavior. So, grab your calculators and hold onto your bowties, as we venture into the delightful confluence of love and air pollution.
ChatGPT:
Birmingham air pollution, Alabama marriage rate, statistical exploration, correlation coefficient, p-value, Environmental Protection Agency data, CDC National Vital Statistics, air quality, marriage decisions, human behavior, environmental factors, whimsical tapestry
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Data details
Air pollution in BirminghamDetailed data title: Percentage of days with air quality at 'unhealthy for sensitive groups' or worse in Birmingham-Hoover, AL
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Birmingham
The marriage rate in Alabama
Source: CDC National Vital Statistics
See what else correlates with The marriage rate in Alabama
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.7809284 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 78.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The marriage rate in Alabama) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Birmingham) over the 23 years from 1999 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.3E-8. 0.0000000229272448231462430000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 2.3E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 43,616,231 random variables You don't actually need 43 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 22 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 22 because we have two variables measured over a period of 23 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.74, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Air pollution in Birmingham (Bad air quality days) | 31.5068 | 29.5082 | 28.4932 | 18.3562 | 13.6986 | 11.4754 | 18.3562 | 20.5479 | 20.274 | 8.19672 | 1.91781 | 8.21918 | 10.411 | 5.46448 | 0.821918 | 1.64384 | 1.64384 | 3.00546 | 0.821918 | 1.09589 | 4.10959 | 0.819672 | 1.36986 |
The marriage rate in Alabama (Marriage rate) | 10.8 | 10.1 | 9.4 | 9.9 | 9.6 | 9.4 | 9.2 | 9.2 | 8.9 | 8.6 | 8.3 | 8.2 | 8.4 | 8.2 | 7.81779 | 7.80678 | 7.35154 | 7.14782 | 7.04734 | 6.76041 | 6.69769 | 7.1685 | 7.57757 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([31.5068,29.5082,28.4932,18.3562,13.6986,11.4754,18.3562,20.5479,20.274,8.19672,1.91781,8.21918,10.411,5.46448,0.821918,1.64384,1.64384,3.00546,0.821918,1.09589,4.10959,0.819672,1.36986,])
array_2 = np.array([10.8,10.1,9.4,9.9,9.6,9.4,9.2,9.2,8.9,8.6,8.3,8.2,8.4,8.2,7.81779,7.80678,7.35154,7.14782,7.04734,6.76041,6.69769,7.1685,7.57757,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Birmingham"
array_2_name = "The marriage rate in Alabama"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1426 · Black Variable ID: 20356 · Red Variable ID: 19738