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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the second variable is Gasoline pumped in Albania.  The chart goes from 1980 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The cleaner air in Ogden led to an increase in positivity, which somehow sparked a worldwide chain reaction of good vibes. This, in turn, caused a surge in Albanian happiness levels, leading to a decrease in the demand for gasoline as people opted for more eco-friendly modes of transportation. It seems like the Ogden air pollution reduction truly paved the way for a smoother Albania-ness transition.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ A photo-realistic image ] Create an image of two contrasting scenes: In Ogden, Utah, depict the city with thick haze hanging over it, indicating poor air quality. Meanwhile, in Albania, show a crowded gas station with people pumping gasoline into their vehicles. The two scenes should be juxtaposed, clearly highlighting the difference in air quality and daily life between the two locations. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Poor air quality in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline pumped in Albania. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Sci-fi fantacy Whimsical illustration Art nouveau A photo-realistic image Art nouveau
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Poor air quality in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline pumped in Albania together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Ogden, Utah, the air quality is poor, with thick haze hanging over the city. Meanwhile, in Albania, people are busy pumping gasoline into their vehicles at a crowded gas station.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: In Ogden, Utah, the air quality is poor, with thick haze hanging over the city. Meanwhile, in Albania, people are busy pumping gasoline into their vehicles at a crowded gas station. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ A photo-realistic image ] Create an image of two contrasting scenes: In Ogden, Utah, depict the city with thick haze hanging over it, indicating poor air quality. Meanwhile, in Albania, show a crowded gas station with people pumping gasoline into their vehicles. The two scenes should be juxtaposed, clearly highlighting the difference in air quality and daily life between the two locations.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Ogden, Utah caused Gasoline pumped in Albania to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Gas Leaning or Air Unfair? Exploring the Cross-Country Connection Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania

The Journal of Transcontinental Air Quality

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline pumped in Albania. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6585207 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Gas Leaning or Air Unfair? Exploring the Cross-Country Connection Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the unexpected link between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we employed sophisticated statistical analyses to examine this incongruous relationship. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a positive correlation coefficient of 0.6585207, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1980 to 2021. Our results raise eyebrows and leave us pondering the intercontinental interplay between gas guzzling and air quality—a scholarly endeavor that certainly doesn't run on fumes!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline pumped in Albania. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Gas Leaning or Air Unfair? Exploring the Cross-Country Connection Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the unexpected link between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we employed sophisticated statistical analyses to examine this incongruous relationship. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a positive correlation coefficient of 0.6585207, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1980 to 2021. Our results raise eyebrows and leave us pondering the intercontinental interplay between gas guzzling and air quality—a scholarly endeavor that certainly doesn't run on fumes!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The study of air pollution has typically focused on local factors, such as industrial emissions, vehicular traffic, and the population density of an area. However, in the course of our research, we stumbled upon an unexpected and rather amusing revelation – a surprising connection between the level of air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. This peculiar correlation has defied conventional wisdom and has left us scratching our heads in both scientific curiosity and bewilderment.

As researchers, we are no strangers to uncovering unexpected relationships in data. However, the connection we have uncovered between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania is akin to discovering a statistical unicorn – elusive, improbable, and yet undeniably fascinating. It's as if the molecules of air pollution from Ogden, Utah have taken an international vacation, hitching a ride on the molecules emanating from gasoline pumped in Albania. This cross-continental dance of pollutants has captured our attention and imagination, leading us to embark on a scholarly adventure that traces the trajectory of these airborne particles across the globe.

We were compelled to delve into this quirky connection, driven by both scientific curiosity and a healthy dose of skepticism. Could it be that the pungent odor of gasoline in the bustling streets of Tirana contributes to the invisible cloud of pollution drifting over the tranquil mountains of Ogden? Or perhaps there's a more complex mechanism at play, one that eludes our initial scrutiny but promises to unravel a perplexing interplay of variables.

As we venture forth into this uncharted territory of transcontinental correlations, we are reminded that in the realm of statistics, correlation does not necessarily imply causation. Nevertheless, the statistical relationship we have uncovered between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania beckons us to delve deeper into the intriguing world of environmental influences, human activities, and the intricate dance of variables that underpin statistical analyses. It's a scientific escapade that promises to engage our intellects and tickle our funny bones, all while shedding light on the unexpected connections that permeate our world. So buckle up, fellow researchers, and let's embark on this whimsical journey into the world of air pollution and gasoline – a scholarly adventure that's sure to fuel our curiosity and ignite the sparks of statistical inquiry!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline pumped in Albania. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Gas Leaning or Air Unfair? Exploring the Cross-Country Connection Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the unexpected link between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we employed sophisticated statistical analyses to examine this incongruous relationship. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a positive correlation coefficient of 0.6585207, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1980 to 2021. Our results raise eyebrows and leave us pondering the intercontinental interplay between gas guzzling and air quality—a scholarly endeavor that certainly doesn't run on fumes!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The study of air pollution has typically focused on local factors, such as industrial emissions, vehicular traffic, and the population density of an area. However, in the course of our research, we stumbled upon an unexpected and rather amusing revelation – a surprising connection between the level of air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. This peculiar correlation has defied conventional wisdom and has left us scratching our heads in both scientific curiosity and bewilderment.
As researchers, we are no strangers to uncovering unexpected relationships in data. However, the connection we have uncovered between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania is akin to discovering a statistical unicorn – elusive, improbable, and yet undeniably fascinating. It's as if the molecules of air pollution from Ogden, Utah have taken an international vacation, hitching a ride on the molecules emanating from gasoline pumped in Albania. This cross-continental dance of pollutants has captured our attention and imagination, leading us to embark on a scholarly adventure that traces the trajectory of these airborne particles across the globe.
We were compelled to delve into this quirky connection, driven by both scientific curiosity and a healthy dose of skepticism. Could it be that the pungent odor of gasoline in the bustling streets of Tirana contributes to the invisible cloud of pollution drifting over the tranquil mountains of Ogden? Or perhaps there's a more complex mechanism at play, one that eludes our initial scrutiny but promises to unravel a perplexing interplay of variables.
As we venture forth into this uncharted territory of transcontinental correlations, we are reminded that in the realm of statistics, correlation does not necessarily imply causation. Nevertheless, the statistical relationship we have uncovered between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania beckons us to delve deeper into the intriguing world of environmental influences, human activities, and the intricate dance of variables that underpin statistical analyses. It's a scientific escapade that promises to engage our intellects and tickle our funny bones, all while shedding light on the unexpected connections that permeate our world. So buckle up, fellow researchers, and let's embark on this whimsical journey into the world of air pollution and gasoline – a scholarly adventure that's sure to fuel our curiosity and ignite the sparks of statistical inquiry!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2005) examined the intricate relationship between air pollution and gasoline consumption, a topic that had garnered bewilderment and raised eyebrows in scholarly circles. The authors find themselves scratching their heads at the unexpected correlation, much like we found ourselves doing while sifting through the data on air pollution in Ogden, Utah and gasoline pumped in far-off Albania. The interplay of these seemingly disparate variables evokes a sense of wonder, akin to stumbling upon a comedic twist in an otherwise serious academic inquiry.

Jones (2010), in a comprehensive review of environmental factors and their global implications, ventured into the realm of transcontinental environmental influences. There is an air of curiosity and intrigue as the author navigates through the complex web of atmospheric dynamics, akin to uncovering a hidden Easter egg in a densely vegetated pixelated landscape – a revelation that leaves one equal parts delighted and curious.

Turning to the realm of non-fiction literature, "The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It Matters" by Rose George sheds light on the unexpected connections that permeate the world of environmental influences. While not directly related to air pollution and gasoline consumption, the book serves as a metaphorical reminder of the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate elements, much like the surprising link we have uncovered in our research. Meanwhile, "The Death and Life of Great American Cities" by Jane Jacobs, though ostensibly focused on urban planning, invites readers to contemplate the unseen threads that tie together the fabric of our environment, echoing the enigmatic relationship we have unearthed between two geographically distant phenomena.

In the world of fiction, "Cloud Atlas" by David Mitchell weaves a tapestry of interconnected narratives spanning across time and space, a literary parallel to the unexpected connections we have discovered in our statistical analyses. Similarly, Haruki Murakami's "1Q84" beckons readers into a world where reality and illusion intertwine, mirroring the ethereal dance of air pollutants wafting across continents.

On a lighter note, the whimsical adventures of "The Magic School Bus" series, with its explorations of scientific phenomena, offer a playful nod to the journey we have embarked upon in unraveling the relationship between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline pumped in Albania. Meanwhile, the zany antics of "SpongeBob SquarePants" may seem far removed from the realm of environmental research, but the show's portrayal of an underwater ecosystem highlights the intricate interplay of environmental factors – a theme that resonates with our scholarly endeavor.

As we marinate in the findings of these diverse sources, we are reminded that scholarly inquiry can be infused with levity, curiosity, and unexpected twists – much like the statistical odyssey we have embarked upon. The next section delves into the methodology employed to disentangle the complex web of data and shed light on the intercontinental interplay of air pollution and gasoline consumption.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline pumped in Albania. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1980 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Gas Leaning or Air Unfair? Exploring the Cross-Country Connection Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the unexpected link between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we employed sophisticated statistical analyses to examine this incongruous relationship. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a positive correlation coefficient of 0.6585207, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1980 to 2021. Our results raise eyebrows and leave us pondering the intercontinental interplay between gas guzzling and air quality—a scholarly endeavor that certainly doesn't run on fumes!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The study of air pollution has typically focused on local factors, such as industrial emissions, vehicular traffic, and the population density of an area. However, in the course of our research, we stumbled upon an unexpected and rather amusing revelation – a surprising connection between the level of air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. This peculiar correlation has defied conventional wisdom and has left us scratching our heads in both scientific curiosity and bewilderment.
As researchers, we are no strangers to uncovering unexpected relationships in data. However, the connection we have uncovered between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania is akin to discovering a statistical unicorn – elusive, improbable, and yet undeniably fascinating. It's as if the molecules of air pollution from Ogden, Utah have taken an international vacation, hitching a ride on the molecules emanating from gasoline pumped in Albania. This cross-continental dance of pollutants has captured our attention and imagination, leading us to embark on a scholarly adventure that traces the trajectory of these airborne particles across the globe.
We were compelled to delve into this quirky connection, driven by both scientific curiosity and a healthy dose of skepticism. Could it be that the pungent odor of gasoline in the bustling streets of Tirana contributes to the invisible cloud of pollution drifting over the tranquil mountains of Ogden? Or perhaps there's a more complex mechanism at play, one that eludes our initial scrutiny but promises to unravel a perplexing interplay of variables.
As we venture forth into this uncharted territory of transcontinental correlations, we are reminded that in the realm of statistics, correlation does not necessarily imply causation. Nevertheless, the statistical relationship we have uncovered between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania beckons us to delve deeper into the intriguing world of environmental influences, human activities, and the intricate dance of variables that underpin statistical analyses. It's a scientific escapade that promises to engage our intellects and tickle our funny bones, all while shedding light on the unexpected connections that permeate our world. So buckle up, fellow researchers, and let's embark on this whimsical journey into the world of air pollution and gasoline – a scholarly adventure that's sure to fuel our curiosity and ignite the sparks of statistical inquiry!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

In order to unravel the enigmatic connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania, our research team set out on a quest that would rival the exploits of the most intrepid statistical adventurers. Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we donned our virtual lab coats and delved into the nebulous depths of historical records, seeking to unveil the hidden threads that weave this transcontinental tale.

The first step in our intrepid journey involved wrangling the sprawling datasets from disparate sources, akin to corralling a herd of statistical cats. Once the data had been herded into a semblance of order, we engaged in a meticulously calculated process of data cleansing and preparation, akin to performing a choreographed dance with missing values and outliers. We employed a rigorous battery of statistical tests to ensure that our dataset was scrubbed clean and ready for the analytical rigors that lay ahead.

With our dataset suitably preened and primed, we embarked on a statistical expedition that would make even the boldest of explorers quiver with anticipation. Equipped with state-of-the-art statistical software and an arsenal of multivariate techniques, we set our sights on unraveling the relationship between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania.

Employing a series of sophisticated statistical analyses, including but not limited to regression models, time series analyses, and cross-correlation functions, we charted a course through the tempestuous seas of data, navigating the peaks and troughs of fluctuating pollution levels and gasoline consumption with the precision of seasoned cartographers. Our approach was underpinned by a steadfast commitment to robustness and accuracy, ensuring that our findings would withstand the scrutiny of even the most exacting statistical scrutineers.

The time frame of our study, spanning from 1980 to 2021, allowed us to capture the ebb and flow of air pollution in Ogden and the ebullient rhythms of gasoline consumption in Albania, providing a rich tapestry of data that illuminated the elusive connection between these seemingly disparate locales. Our statistical odyssey culminated in the revelation of a positive correlation coefficient of 0.6585207, accompanied by a significance level of p < 0.01, a discovery that left us with a sense of wonder not unlike that of a scientist stumbling upon a particularly intriguing specimen in the wilderness of empirical inquiry.

In summary, our methodology involved a blend of meticulous data preparation, cutting-edge statistical analyses, and an unwavering commitment to unraveling the statistical intricacies that underpin the unconventional relationship between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and gasoline consumption in Albania. Our findings are a testament to the captivating confluence of scientific inquiry and statistical serendipity, offering a tantalizing glimpse into the hidden harmonies of the world's interconnected variables.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline pumped in Albania. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 1980 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.6585207, r-squared of 0.4336496, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Gas Leaning or Air Unfair? Exploring the Cross-Country Connection Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the unexpected link between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we employed sophisticated statistical analyses to examine this incongruous relationship. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a positive correlation coefficient of 0.6585207, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1980 to 2021. Our results raise eyebrows and leave us pondering the intercontinental interplay between gas guzzling and air quality—a scholarly endeavor that certainly doesn't run on fumes!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The study of air pollution has typically focused on local factors, such as industrial emissions, vehicular traffic, and the population density of an area. However, in the course of our research, we stumbled upon an unexpected and rather amusing revelation – a surprising connection between the level of air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. This peculiar correlation has defied conventional wisdom and has left us scratching our heads in both scientific curiosity and bewilderment.
As researchers, we are no strangers to uncovering unexpected relationships in data. However, the connection we have uncovered between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania is akin to discovering a statistical unicorn – elusive, improbable, and yet undeniably fascinating. It's as if the molecules of air pollution from Ogden, Utah have taken an international vacation, hitching a ride on the molecules emanating from gasoline pumped in Albania. This cross-continental dance of pollutants has captured our attention and imagination, leading us to embark on a scholarly adventure that traces the trajectory of these airborne particles across the globe.
We were compelled to delve into this quirky connection, driven by both scientific curiosity and a healthy dose of skepticism. Could it be that the pungent odor of gasoline in the bustling streets of Tirana contributes to the invisible cloud of pollution drifting over the tranquil mountains of Ogden? Or perhaps there's a more complex mechanism at play, one that eludes our initial scrutiny but promises to unravel a perplexing interplay of variables.
As we venture forth into this uncharted territory of transcontinental correlations, we are reminded that in the realm of statistics, correlation does not necessarily imply causation. Nevertheless, the statistical relationship we have uncovered between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania beckons us to delve deeper into the intriguing world of environmental influences, human activities, and the intricate dance of variables that underpin statistical analyses. It's a scientific escapade that promises to engage our intellects and tickle our funny bones, all while shedding light on the unexpected connections that permeate our world. So buckle up, fellow researchers, and let's embark on this whimsical journey into the world of air pollution and gasoline – a scholarly adventure that's sure to fuel our curiosity and ignite the sparks of statistical inquiry!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the data revealed a noteworthy correlation between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. The correlation coefficient of 0.6585207 implies a moderately strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding indicates that as gasoline consumption in Albania increased, so did air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah. The relationship was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.4336496, suggesting that 43.36% of the variability in air pollution levels in Ogden can be explained by the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania.

Our results also demonstrated a statistically significant association, with a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation purely by chance is less than 1%, confirming the robustness of the relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. It appears that the molecules of air pollution and gasoline have engaged in a transcontinental tango, defying geographical boundaries and surprising us with their unexpected partnership.

In Figure 1, we illustrate the scatterplot depicting the positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and gasoline consumption in Albania. The cloud of data points dances along the plot, narrating the curious tale of interconnected air quality and fuel consumption on opposite sides of the globe.

This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and emphasizes the importance of considering international factors in understanding air pollution dynamics. Our findings contribute a wry twist to the narrative of environmental influences, reminding us that in the world of statistics, even the most unexpected relationships can reveal themselves when we look beyond the obvious.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline pumped in Albania. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Gas Leaning or Air Unfair? Exploring the Cross-Country Connection Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the unexpected link between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we employed sophisticated statistical analyses to examine this incongruous relationship. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a positive correlation coefficient of 0.6585207, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1980 to 2021. Our results raise eyebrows and leave us pondering the intercontinental interplay between gas guzzling and air quality—a scholarly endeavor that certainly doesn't run on fumes!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2005) examined the intricate relationship between air pollution and gasoline consumption, a topic that had garnered bewilderment and raised eyebrows in scholarly circles. The authors find themselves scratching their heads at the unexpected correlation, much like we found ourselves doing while sifting through the data on air pollution in Ogden, Utah and gasoline pumped in far-off Albania. The interplay of these seemingly disparate variables evokes a sense of wonder, akin to stumbling upon a comedic twist in an otherwise serious academic inquiry.
Jones (2010), in a comprehensive review of environmental factors and their global implications, ventured into the realm of transcontinental environmental influences. There is an air of curiosity and intrigue as the author navigates through the complex web of atmospheric dynamics, akin to uncovering a hidden Easter egg in a densely vegetated pixelated landscape – a revelation that leaves one equal parts delighted and curious.
Turning to the realm of non-fiction literature, "The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It Matters" by Rose George sheds light on the unexpected connections that permeate the world of environmental influences. While not directly related to air pollution and gasoline consumption, the book serves as a metaphorical reminder of the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate elements, much like the surprising link we have uncovered in our research. Meanwhile, "The Death and Life of Great American Cities" by Jane Jacobs, though ostensibly focused on urban planning, invites readers to contemplate the unseen threads that tie together the fabric of our environment, echoing the enigmatic relationship we have unearthed between two geographically distant phenomena.
In the world of fiction, "Cloud Atlas" by David Mitchell weaves a tapestry of interconnected narratives spanning across time and space, a literary parallel to the unexpected connections we have discovered in our statistical analyses. Similarly, Haruki Murakami's "1Q84" beckons readers into a world where reality and illusion intertwine, mirroring the ethereal dance of air pollutants wafting across continents.
On a lighter note, the whimsical adventures of "The Magic School Bus" series, with its explorations of scientific phenomena, offer a playful nod to the journey we have embarked upon in unraveling the relationship between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline pumped in Albania. Meanwhile, the zany antics of "SpongeBob SquarePants" may seem far removed from the realm of environmental research, but the show's portrayal of an underwater ecosystem highlights the intricate interplay of environmental factors – a theme that resonates with our scholarly endeavor.
As we marinate in the findings of these diverse sources, we are reminded that scholarly inquiry can be infused with levity, curiosity, and unexpected twists – much like the statistical odyssey we have embarked upon. The next section delves into the methodology employed to disentangle the complex web of data and shed light on the intercontinental interplay of air pollution and gasoline consumption.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data revealed a noteworthy correlation between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. The correlation coefficient of 0.6585207 implies a moderately strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding indicates that as gasoline consumption in Albania increased, so did air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah. The relationship was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.4336496, suggesting that 43.36% of the variability in air pollution levels in Ogden can be explained by the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania.
Our results also demonstrated a statistically significant association, with a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation purely by chance is less than 1%, confirming the robustness of the relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. It appears that the molecules of air pollution and gasoline have engaged in a transcontinental tango, defying geographical boundaries and surprising us with their unexpected partnership.
In Figure 1, we illustrate the scatterplot depicting the positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and gasoline consumption in Albania. The cloud of data points dances along the plot, narrating the curious tale of interconnected air quality and fuel consumption on opposite sides of the globe.
This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and emphasizes the importance of considering international factors in understanding air pollution dynamics. Our findings contribute a wry twist to the narrative of environmental influences, reminding us that in the world of statistics, even the most unexpected relationships can reveal themselves when we look beyond the obvious.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings paint a quirky portrait of the intricate dance of environmental factors across borders. The positive correlation between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and gasoline consumption in Albania defies geographical logic and tickles the curiosity of researchers and practitioners alike. While the notion of gas molecules traversing continents to boogie with air pollutants may initially elicit a chuckle, our study underscores the significance of considering global influences on local environmental dynamics.

The unexpected connection we've unveiled not only compliments the prior research conducted by Smith and Doe (2005), but also adds a whimsical twist to their bewilderment at the correlation between air pollution and gasoline consumption. Much like a comedic plot twist that unexpectedly ties together seemingly unrelated characters, our results affirm the enigmatic partnership between air quality in Ogden and gasoline pumped in Albania.

Jones's (2010) venture into the realm of transcontinental environmental impacts takes on a new layer of intrigue as we observe the intercontinental interplay of air pollutants and gasoline, akin to stumbling upon an Easter egg in a densely vegetated landscape. The global implications of our findings invite a wry smile as we recall the unexpected connections artfully depicted by Mitchell in "Cloud Atlas" and Murakami in "1Q84." In the same vein, the zany antics of "SpongeBob SquarePants," though whimsical, serve as a metaphor for the intricate interplay of environmental factors, mirroring the surprising link we've unearthed between two distant phenomena.

Our results, encapsulated in the scatterplot dance of data points in Figure 1, offer a visual representation of the transcontinental tango between air pollution and gasoline consumption. The robust correlation coefficient and statistically significant association lend credence to the whimsical notion of molecules engaging in a playful waltz across continents, much like characters in a Murakami novel.

As we bask in the statistical odyssey of our research, we are reminded that scholarly inquiry can be infused with levity, curiosity, and unexpected twists. Our study reignites the age-old refrain that in the colorful tapestry of scientific inquiry, even the most unlikely relationships can reveal themselves when we peer beyond the obvious. This unexpected partnership between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania reminds us to embrace the mirthful side of statistical exploration and to relish the zany surprises that lie within the realm of research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline pumped in Albania. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Gas Leaning or Air Unfair? Exploring the Cross-Country Connection Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the unexpected link between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we employed sophisticated statistical analyses to examine this incongruous relationship. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a positive correlation coefficient of 0.6585207, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1980 to 2021. Our results raise eyebrows and leave us pondering the intercontinental interplay between gas guzzling and air quality—a scholarly endeavor that certainly doesn't run on fumes!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The study of air pollution has typically focused on local factors, such as industrial emissions, vehicular traffic, and the population density of an area. However, in the course of our research, we stumbled upon an unexpected and rather amusing revelation – a surprising connection between the level of air pollution in Ogden, Utah and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. This peculiar correlation has defied conventional wisdom and has left us scratching our heads in both scientific curiosity and bewilderment.
As researchers, we are no strangers to uncovering unexpected relationships in data. However, the connection we have uncovered between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania is akin to discovering a statistical unicorn – elusive, improbable, and yet undeniably fascinating. It's as if the molecules of air pollution from Ogden, Utah have taken an international vacation, hitching a ride on the molecules emanating from gasoline pumped in Albania. This cross-continental dance of pollutants has captured our attention and imagination, leading us to embark on a scholarly adventure that traces the trajectory of these airborne particles across the globe.
We were compelled to delve into this quirky connection, driven by both scientific curiosity and a healthy dose of skepticism. Could it be that the pungent odor of gasoline in the bustling streets of Tirana contributes to the invisible cloud of pollution drifting over the tranquil mountains of Ogden? Or perhaps there's a more complex mechanism at play, one that eludes our initial scrutiny but promises to unravel a perplexing interplay of variables.
As we venture forth into this uncharted territory of transcontinental correlations, we are reminded that in the realm of statistics, correlation does not necessarily imply causation. Nevertheless, the statistical relationship we have uncovered between air pollution in Ogden and gasoline consumption in Albania beckons us to delve deeper into the intriguing world of environmental influences, human activities, and the intricate dance of variables that underpin statistical analyses. It's a scientific escapade that promises to engage our intellects and tickle our funny bones, all while shedding light on the unexpected connections that permeate our world. So buckle up, fellow researchers, and let's embark on this whimsical journey into the world of air pollution and gasoline – a scholarly adventure that's sure to fuel our curiosity and ignite the sparks of statistical inquiry!

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data revealed a noteworthy correlation between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. The correlation coefficient of 0.6585207 implies a moderately strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding indicates that as gasoline consumption in Albania increased, so did air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah. The relationship was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.4336496, suggesting that 43.36% of the variability in air pollution levels in Ogden can be explained by the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania.
Our results also demonstrated a statistically significant association, with a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation purely by chance is less than 1%, confirming the robustness of the relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. It appears that the molecules of air pollution and gasoline have engaged in a transcontinental tango, defying geographical boundaries and surprising us with their unexpected partnership.
In Figure 1, we illustrate the scatterplot depicting the positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and gasoline consumption in Albania. The cloud of data points dances along the plot, narrating the curious tale of interconnected air quality and fuel consumption on opposite sides of the globe.
This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and emphasizes the importance of considering international factors in understanding air pollution dynamics. Our findings contribute a wry twist to the narrative of environmental influences, reminding us that in the world of statistics, even the most unexpected relationships can reveal themselves when we look beyond the obvious.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has uncovered a correlation that's as unexpected as finding a lab-coated scientist at a salsa dancing competition! The positively correlated connection between air pollution in Ogden, Utah and gasoline pumped in Albania has left us pondering the intricacies of intercontinental interplays and the whims of statistical fate. It's like finding out that the molecules of air pollution and gasoline have developed a penchant for transcontinental travel, ignoring the expected confines of atmospheric mixing.

This study has not only broadened our understanding of air pollution dynamics but also reminded us that in the world of statistics, surprises abound like a laboratory filled with escaped helium balloons. Our findings prompt a reevaluation of the factors that influence air quality, challenging us to consider the far-reaching impact of seemingly unrelated variables. It's as if Mother Nature herself is conducting a quirky experiment, sprinkling her statistical stardust across the globe.

As much as we've relished unearthing this unlikely correlation, it's time to acknowledge that further research in this area may be akin to beating a dead horse (or in this case, a lab rat). Our results stand as a testament to the unexpected wonders of scientific inquiry, and we've likely reached the end of the gas-guzzling, air-polluting road. So let's bid adieu to this peculiar statistical romance between Ogden and Albania and shift our focus to the next enigmatic puzzle awaiting our scholarly scrutiny. The molecules of air pollution and gasoline may continue their transcontinental tango, but for now, our statistical sleuthing has come to a delightfully surprising, yet satisfying close.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Gas Leaning or Air Unfair? Exploring the Cross-Country Connection Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Transcontinental Air Quality


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Gas Leaning or Air Unfair? Exploring the Cross-Country Connection Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Transcontinental Air Quality Analysis and Gasoline Distribution Studies (ITAQAGDS)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Gas Leaning or Air Unfair? Exploring the Cross-Country Connection Between Air Pollution in Ogden, Utah and Gasoline Pumped in Albania with an abstract of This study explores the unexpected link between air pollution levels in Ogden, Utah, and the amount of gasoline pumped in Albania. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we employed sophisticated statistical analyses to examine this incongruous relationship. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a positive correlation coefficient of 0.6585207, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1980 to 2021. Our results raise eyebrows and leave us pondering the intercontinental interplay between gas guzzling and air quality—a scholarly endeavor that certainly doesn't run on fumes!

ChatGPT:

Gasoline consumption, air pollution, Ogden Utah, Albania, cross-country correlation, environmental impact, air quality, statistical analysis, intercontinental relationship, gasoline emissions, fuel consumption trends, energy data, pollution levels, Environmental Protection Agency, Energy Information Administration

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Data details

Air pollution in Ogden, Utah
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Ogden-Clearfield, UT
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Ogden, Utah

Gasoline pumped in Albania
Detailed data title: Volume of gasoline pumped consumed in Albania in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Gasoline pumped in Albania

Correlation r = 0.6585207 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4336496 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 43.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Gasoline pumped in Albania) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Ogden, Utah) over the 42 years from 1980 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.1E-6. 0.0000021315880667004553000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.66 in 0.00021% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 469,134 random variables You don't actually need 469 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 41 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 41 because we have two variables measured over a period of 42 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.44, 0.8 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
198019811982198319841985198619871988198919901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Air pollution in Ogden, Utah (Bad air quality days)1.366123.01373.01371.369862.459023.561642.191781.369861.912573.01371.36986000.2747250.2739730.8219181.09290.2739733.01370.5479451.639341.369862.739730.5479450.8196722.191780.5479453.013700.5479450.5479451.369860.2732241.369860.5479450.27397300.5479450.82191800.2732240.273973
Gasoline pumped in Albania (Million Barrels/Day)5.644915.399485.276765.399485.276765.154054.74.954.941.92.82.33.53.63.64.13.22.92.353912.453843.295153.388633.635744.229954.042993.669072.260682.290252.757642.781012.33062.617422.80438322.477212.453842.570682.360791.91937




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1.36612,3.0137,3.0137,1.36986,2.45902,3.56164,2.19178,1.36986,1.91257,3.0137,1.36986,0,0,0.274725,0.273973,0.821918,1.0929,0.273973,3.0137,0.547945,1.63934,1.36986,2.73973,0.547945,0.819672,2.19178,0.547945,3.0137,0,0.547945,0.547945,1.36986,0.273224,1.36986,0.547945,0.273973,0,0.547945,0.821918,0,0.273224,0.273973,])
array_2 = np.array([5.64491,5.39948,5.27676,5.39948,5.27676,5.15405,4.7,4.9,5,4.9,4,1.9,2.8,2.3,3.5,3.6,3.6,4.1,3.2,2.9,2.35391,2.45384,3.29515,3.38863,3.63574,4.22995,4.04299,3.66907,2.26068,2.29025,2.75764,2.78101,2.3306,2.61742,2.80438,3,2,2.47721,2.45384,2.57068,2.36079,1.91937,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Ogden, Utah"
array_2_name = "Gasoline pumped in Albania"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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