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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the second variable is The number of postmasters in North Dakota.  The chart goes from 2017 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the 'fidget spinner' meme lost its appeal, it created a spin-off effect on the job market. With fewer people engaging with the meme, there was a decrease in demand for fidget spinner-related merchandise. This led to a reduction in the need for postmasters to handle and deliver these items in North Dakota. As the meme fizzled out, so did the need for as many postmasters to handle the 'whirlwind' of fidget spinner deliveries.

Create a meme inspired by the fidget spinner meme that in some way references The number of postmasters in North Dakota. Try to emulate the style of the meme - don’t violate the copyright, just make it look and feel like the original meme.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme caused The number of postmasters in North Dakota to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Spinning into the Postal System: A Correlation Study of Fidget Spinner Meme Popularity and Postmaster Numbers in North Dakota

Journal of Internet Memes and Postal Services

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of postmasters in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9999897 and p < 0.01 for 2017 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Spinning into the Postal System: A Correlation Study of Fidget Spinner Meme Popularity and Postmaster Numbers in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprisingly entwined worlds of internet meme culture and the local postal service in North Dakota. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to establish a connection between the wild popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in the state. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9999897, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. This unexpected correlation raises fascinating questions about societal trends, economic impact, and the potential influence of viral internet phenomena on seemingly unrelated sectors. With puns a-plenty and statistical findings to match, we spin through the complexities of this unusual relationship and ponder the implications for both meme enthusiasts and postal employees alike.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of postmasters in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Spinning into the Postal System: A Correlation Study of Fidget Spinner Meme Popularity and Postmaster Numbers in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprisingly entwined worlds of internet meme culture and the local postal service in North Dakota. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to establish a connection between the wild popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in the state. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9999897, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. This unexpected correlation raises fascinating questions about societal trends, economic impact, and the potential influence of viral internet phenomena on seemingly unrelated sectors. With puns a-plenty and statistical findings to match, we spin through the complexities of this unusual relationship and ponder the implications for both meme enthusiasts and postal employees alike.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the age of internet memes, trends come and go faster than the latest delivery from Amazon Prime. From cats with captions to dabbing politicians, the digital landscape is a playground of cultural phenomena that can captivate and confound in equal measure. But amidst this ever-spinning carousel of online sensations, one particular craze made waves in 2017 - the fidget spinner. What started as a simple gadget designed to help restless hands find focus quickly morphed into a global meme sensation, spinning its way into pop culture history faster than you can say "spin cycle."

Amidst all this whirlwind of attention-grabbing whirligigs, a curious question emerged: what in the world do fidget spinners have to do with the humble postmaster? Yes, you read that right - we're talking about the frontline heroes of the postal service, the unsung guardians of the mailbox, letter carriers, and the bringers of good (and, occasionally, questionable) news. What could possibly link the crackling frenzy of internet trends to the reliable rhythms of postal deliveries? This seemingly unlikely pair of phenomena piqued our curiosity, propelling us into a whirligig of data analysis and head-spinning correlations.

In this paper, we delve into the synchronized dance of the fidget spinner meme's meteoric rise and the number of postmasters in the plains of North Dakota. We sought to unravel the enigmatic web connecting the flick of a finger to the hum of a mail sorting machine, armed with statistical wizardry, a dash of whimsy, and more puns per page than you can shake a spinning stick at. Our aim is not only to uncover the hidden ties between viral internet absurdity and the infrastructure of mail delivery but also to shed light on the broader implications for culture, economy, and the whimsical ways in which trends can send shockwaves through unexpected corners of society.

So, buckle up and grab your spinning top – we're about to embark on a research journey that's as dizzying as a fidget spinner on double espresso. Welcome to the oddly entwined worlds of meme mania and mail mastery – the grand spin-off of digital culture meets postal prowess.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of postmasters in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Spinning into the Postal System: A Correlation Study of Fidget Spinner Meme Popularity and Postmaster Numbers in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprisingly entwined worlds of internet meme culture and the local postal service in North Dakota. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to establish a connection between the wild popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in the state. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9999897, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. This unexpected correlation raises fascinating questions about societal trends, economic impact, and the potential influence of viral internet phenomena on seemingly unrelated sectors. With puns a-plenty and statistical findings to match, we spin through the complexities of this unusual relationship and ponder the implications for both meme enthusiasts and postal employees alike.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the age of internet memes, trends come and go faster than the latest delivery from Amazon Prime. From cats with captions to dabbing politicians, the digital landscape is a playground of cultural phenomena that can captivate and confound in equal measure. But amidst this ever-spinning carousel of online sensations, one particular craze made waves in 2017 - the fidget spinner. What started as a simple gadget designed to help restless hands find focus quickly morphed into a global meme sensation, spinning its way into pop culture history faster than you can say "spin cycle."
Amidst all this whirlwind of attention-grabbing whirligigs, a curious question emerged: what in the world do fidget spinners have to do with the humble postmaster? Yes, you read that right - we're talking about the frontline heroes of the postal service, the unsung guardians of the mailbox, letter carriers, and the bringers of good (and, occasionally, questionable) news. What could possibly link the crackling frenzy of internet trends to the reliable rhythms of postal deliveries? This seemingly unlikely pair of phenomena piqued our curiosity, propelling us into a whirligig of data analysis and head-spinning correlations.
In this paper, we delve into the synchronized dance of the fidget spinner meme's meteoric rise and the number of postmasters in the plains of North Dakota. We sought to unravel the enigmatic web connecting the flick of a finger to the hum of a mail sorting machine, armed with statistical wizardry, a dash of whimsy, and more puns per page than you can shake a spinning stick at. Our aim is not only to uncover the hidden ties between viral internet absurdity and the infrastructure of mail delivery but also to shed light on the broader implications for culture, economy, and the whimsical ways in which trends can send shockwaves through unexpected corners of society.
So, buckle up and grab your spinning top – we're about to embark on a research journey that's as dizzying as a fidget spinner on double espresso. Welcome to the oddly entwined worlds of meme mania and mail mastery – the grand spin-off of digital culture meets postal prowess.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between internet memes and seemingly unrelated real-world phenomena has been a topic of interest in recent academic literature. Smith and Doe (2018) shed light on the intertwining nature of viral internet phenomena and regional economic trends. Their study, titled "The Internet Meme Effect: Unconventional Impacts on Local Economies," highlights the unexpected connections between online crazes and traditional economic sectors.

Furthermore, Jones (2020) delves into the societal implications of internet meme culture in his paper "Memetic Maelstrom: Exploring the Sociocultural Impact of Online Phenomena." This work explores the ways in which internet memes can permeate various aspects of everyday life, often in surprising and unforeseen ways.

Turning our attention to more general readings that inform this study, Non-Fiction Book (2015) provides an insightful analysis of regional economic dynamics and their connection to cultural trends. The authors make compelling arguments about the influence of popular culture on local economies, laying the groundwork for our investigation into the fidget spinner meme and its impact on the postal system in North Dakota.

In a similar vein, Fiction Book (2017) presents a fictional narrative that, while not strictly academic, offers a thought-provoking exploration of the unpredictability of internet phenomena and their potential ripple effects across different sectors of society.

Taking a more unconventional approach to our literature review, the researchers also perused a variety of unconventional sources for insights into the curious relationship between meme popularity and postmaster numbers. This included skimming the backs of shampoo bottles, where, surprisingly, no relevant data was found, but the researchers' hair did smell remarkably fresh and invigorated.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of postmasters in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2017 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Spinning into the Postal System: A Correlation Study of Fidget Spinner Meme Popularity and Postmaster Numbers in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprisingly entwined worlds of internet meme culture and the local postal service in North Dakota. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to establish a connection between the wild popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in the state. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9999897, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. This unexpected correlation raises fascinating questions about societal trends, economic impact, and the potential influence of viral internet phenomena on seemingly unrelated sectors. With puns a-plenty and statistical findings to match, we spin through the complexities of this unusual relationship and ponder the implications for both meme enthusiasts and postal employees alike.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the age of internet memes, trends come and go faster than the latest delivery from Amazon Prime. From cats with captions to dabbing politicians, the digital landscape is a playground of cultural phenomena that can captivate and confound in equal measure. But amidst this ever-spinning carousel of online sensations, one particular craze made waves in 2017 - the fidget spinner. What started as a simple gadget designed to help restless hands find focus quickly morphed into a global meme sensation, spinning its way into pop culture history faster than you can say "spin cycle."
Amidst all this whirlwind of attention-grabbing whirligigs, a curious question emerged: what in the world do fidget spinners have to do with the humble postmaster? Yes, you read that right - we're talking about the frontline heroes of the postal service, the unsung guardians of the mailbox, letter carriers, and the bringers of good (and, occasionally, questionable) news. What could possibly link the crackling frenzy of internet trends to the reliable rhythms of postal deliveries? This seemingly unlikely pair of phenomena piqued our curiosity, propelling us into a whirligig of data analysis and head-spinning correlations.
In this paper, we delve into the synchronized dance of the fidget spinner meme's meteoric rise and the number of postmasters in the plains of North Dakota. We sought to unravel the enigmatic web connecting the flick of a finger to the hum of a mail sorting machine, armed with statistical wizardry, a dash of whimsy, and more puns per page than you can shake a spinning stick at. Our aim is not only to uncover the hidden ties between viral internet absurdity and the infrastructure of mail delivery but also to shed light on the broader implications for culture, economy, and the whimsical ways in which trends can send shockwaves through unexpected corners of society.
So, buckle up and grab your spinning top – we're about to embark on a research journey that's as dizzying as a fidget spinner on double espresso. Welcome to the oddly entwined worlds of meme mania and mail mastery – the grand spin-off of digital culture meets postal prowess.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To untangle the curious connection between the fidget spinner meme and the number of postmasters in North Dakota, we employed a combination of data collection, statistical analysis, and a dose of whimsy. Our intrepid research team scoured the digital landscape for relevant information, utilizing the wondrous tool of Google Trends to track the undulating waves of fidget spinner interest across the internet. We also tapped into the Bureau of Labor Statistics to extract the number of postmasters in the state of North Dakota, navigating through the sea of labor data with the skill and precision that would make even the most seasoned mail carrier proud.

With data in hand, we embarked on a journey through statistical analysis that would make even the most steadfast mathematician spin with delight. Leveraging the power of correlation analysis, we sought to unveil the hidden patterns between fidget spinner interest and the number of postmasters, employing sophisticated algorithms and models that would make a fidget spinner whirl with envy. Our time frame spanned from 2017 to 2022, encompassing the heyday of the fidget spinner craze and its lingering effects on the digital landscape and postal domain.

To ensure the robustness of our findings, we implemented a series of sensitivity analyses, scrutinizing the data from every angle and spin to ward off potential confounders and ensure the fidelity of our results. We also indulged in the whimsical practice of punning, sprinkling our data analysis with wordplay and jocular observations, acknowledging that even the most serious academic pursuits can benefit from a touch of levity – much like a fidget spinner in the palm of an eager enthusiast.

In summary, our methodology combined the precision of statistical analysis, the far-reaching grasp of digital data, and a healthy dose of whimsy to unravel the enigmatic relationship between a spinning, flicking meme and the steadfast guardians of North Dakota's postal service. With each step, we embraced the unexpected twists and turns of this research journey, knowing full well that sometimes, the most extraordinary connections emerge from the unlikeliest of pairings.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of postmasters in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2017 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9999897, r-squared of 0.9999794, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Spinning into the Postal System: A Correlation Study of Fidget Spinner Meme Popularity and Postmaster Numbers in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprisingly entwined worlds of internet meme culture and the local postal service in North Dakota. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to establish a connection between the wild popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in the state. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9999897, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. This unexpected correlation raises fascinating questions about societal trends, economic impact, and the potential influence of viral internet phenomena on seemingly unrelated sectors. With puns a-plenty and statistical findings to match, we spin through the complexities of this unusual relationship and ponder the implications for both meme enthusiasts and postal employees alike.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the age of internet memes, trends come and go faster than the latest delivery from Amazon Prime. From cats with captions to dabbing politicians, the digital landscape is a playground of cultural phenomena that can captivate and confound in equal measure. But amidst this ever-spinning carousel of online sensations, one particular craze made waves in 2017 - the fidget spinner. What started as a simple gadget designed to help restless hands find focus quickly morphed into a global meme sensation, spinning its way into pop culture history faster than you can say "spin cycle."
Amidst all this whirlwind of attention-grabbing whirligigs, a curious question emerged: what in the world do fidget spinners have to do with the humble postmaster? Yes, you read that right - we're talking about the frontline heroes of the postal service, the unsung guardians of the mailbox, letter carriers, and the bringers of good (and, occasionally, questionable) news. What could possibly link the crackling frenzy of internet trends to the reliable rhythms of postal deliveries? This seemingly unlikely pair of phenomena piqued our curiosity, propelling us into a whirligig of data analysis and head-spinning correlations.
In this paper, we delve into the synchronized dance of the fidget spinner meme's meteoric rise and the number of postmasters in the plains of North Dakota. We sought to unravel the enigmatic web connecting the flick of a finger to the hum of a mail sorting machine, armed with statistical wizardry, a dash of whimsy, and more puns per page than you can shake a spinning stick at. Our aim is not only to uncover the hidden ties between viral internet absurdity and the infrastructure of mail delivery but also to shed light on the broader implications for culture, economy, and the whimsical ways in which trends can send shockwaves through unexpected corners of society.
So, buckle up and grab your spinning top – we're about to embark on a research journey that's as dizzying as a fidget spinner on double espresso. Welcome to the oddly entwined worlds of meme mania and mail mastery – the grand spin-off of digital culture meets postal prowess.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of our data revealed an astonishingly strong correlation between the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in North Dakota. Across the time period of 2017 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9999897, indicating an almost perfect positive linear relationship. This strong association between these seemingly disparate phenomena raised eyebrows and sent our statistical senses into a whirl.

We also calculated an r-squared value of 0.9999794, suggesting that an incredible 99.99794% of the variation in postmaster numbers can be explained by the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme. As the dizziness from staring at so many puns wears off, it becomes clear that this near-perfect fit line was not just a statistical fluke.

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence that the relationship we observed is not due to random chance. The probability of obtaining our correlation coefficient by sheer luck is less than one in a hundred, which is about as rare as spotting a postmaster spinning a fidget spinner while delivering mail in a tornado (and trust us, we've checked the weather records).

Fig. 1 displays the scatterplot that illustrates this remarkable correlation between the two variables. The graph not only demonstrates the striking linear relationship but also serves as a visual testament to the unexpected and mind-bending nature of our findings.

In conclusion, we have uncovered a robust and significant connection between the meteoric surge of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in North Dakota. These results bring to light the whimsical and wacky ways in which internet phenomena can influence the most unassuming corners of our daily lives. It's a tale of digital spin meets postal service precision, and the plot twist is more gripping than a fidget spinner on top speed.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of postmasters in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Spinning into the Postal System: A Correlation Study of Fidget Spinner Meme Popularity and Postmaster Numbers in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprisingly entwined worlds of internet meme culture and the local postal service in North Dakota. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to establish a connection between the wild popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in the state. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9999897, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. This unexpected correlation raises fascinating questions about societal trends, economic impact, and the potential influence of viral internet phenomena on seemingly unrelated sectors. With puns a-plenty and statistical findings to match, we spin through the complexities of this unusual relationship and ponder the implications for both meme enthusiasts and postal employees alike.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between internet memes and seemingly unrelated real-world phenomena has been a topic of interest in recent academic literature. Smith and Doe (2018) shed light on the intertwining nature of viral internet phenomena and regional economic trends. Their study, titled "The Internet Meme Effect: Unconventional Impacts on Local Economies," highlights the unexpected connections between online crazes and traditional economic sectors.
Furthermore, Jones (2020) delves into the societal implications of internet meme culture in his paper "Memetic Maelstrom: Exploring the Sociocultural Impact of Online Phenomena." This work explores the ways in which internet memes can permeate various aspects of everyday life, often in surprising and unforeseen ways.
Turning our attention to more general readings that inform this study, Non-Fiction Book (2015) provides an insightful analysis of regional economic dynamics and their connection to cultural trends. The authors make compelling arguments about the influence of popular culture on local economies, laying the groundwork for our investigation into the fidget spinner meme and its impact on the postal system in North Dakota.
In a similar vein, Fiction Book (2017) presents a fictional narrative that, while not strictly academic, offers a thought-provoking exploration of the unpredictability of internet phenomena and their potential ripple effects across different sectors of society.
Taking a more unconventional approach to our literature review, the researchers also perused a variety of unconventional sources for insights into the curious relationship between meme popularity and postmaster numbers. This included skimming the backs of shampoo bottles, where, surprisingly, no relevant data was found, but the researchers' hair did smell remarkably fresh and invigorated.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of our data revealed an astonishingly strong correlation between the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in North Dakota. Across the time period of 2017 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9999897, indicating an almost perfect positive linear relationship. This strong association between these seemingly disparate phenomena raised eyebrows and sent our statistical senses into a whirl.
We also calculated an r-squared value of 0.9999794, suggesting that an incredible 99.99794% of the variation in postmaster numbers can be explained by the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme. As the dizziness from staring at so many puns wears off, it becomes clear that this near-perfect fit line was not just a statistical fluke.
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence that the relationship we observed is not due to random chance. The probability of obtaining our correlation coefficient by sheer luck is less than one in a hundred, which is about as rare as spotting a postmaster spinning a fidget spinner while delivering mail in a tornado (and trust us, we've checked the weather records).
Fig. 1 displays the scatterplot that illustrates this remarkable correlation between the two variables. The graph not only demonstrates the striking linear relationship but also serves as a visual testament to the unexpected and mind-bending nature of our findings.
In conclusion, we have uncovered a robust and significant connection between the meteoric surge of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in North Dakota. These results bring to light the whimsical and wacky ways in which internet phenomena can influence the most unassuming corners of our daily lives. It's a tale of digital spin meets postal service precision, and the plot twist is more gripping than a fidget spinner on top speed.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings affirm the peculiar and undeniable connection between the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in North Dakota, reinforcing the previous literature that humorously skirts around such correlations. Smith and Doe's (2018) work on the unconventional impacts of online crazes on local economies becomes all the more relevant in light of our results, particularly as we consider the impact on the postal service workforce. Jones (2020) would likely find ample fodder for further exploration of the sociocultural impact of this uncanny association, perhaps pointing out that the meme's twirling motion mirrors the relentless spinning of the postal system.

The exceptionally high correlation coefficient and the minuscule p-value we unearthed serve as a testament to the statistical robustness of our findings. The r-squared value's towering figure would even make a fidget spinner spin with envy, underscoring the extent to which 'fidget spinner' meme popularity can account for variations in postmaster numbers, much like how a spinning top determines its trajectory unpredictably.

Our results beg the question of how such a seemingly whimsical internet fad could reign over the everyday operations of North Dakota's postal service. Perhaps Fiction Book's (2017) fictional narrative was onto something after all, hinting at the unpredictable ripple effects of internet memes on various societal spheres. As we ponder the tangled web between memes and the mundane, we must acknowledge the twirling forces at play that defy conventional economic and cultural wisdom.

Fig. 1 not only visually encapsulates the striking correlation but also serves as a visual testament to the capricious ways in which internet phenomena and real-world dynamics intertwine. It's almost as if the 'fidget spinner' meme itself spun its way into the heart of North Dakota's postal system, shaping employment trends and operational rhythms with its dizzying influence.

In essence, our study may serve as a playful reminder that beneath the serious veneer of economic and sociocultural analyses, there exists a whimsical dance between digital absurdity and conventional reality. We hope that our findings prompt further exploration, as well as a few lighthearted chuckles at the thought of postmasters covertly spinning fidget spinners amidst the stamping and sorting of mail. After all, in the realm of research, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, and statistical significance is just a spin away from unexpected revelation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and The number of postmasters in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Spinning into the Postal System: A Correlation Study of Fidget Spinner Meme Popularity and Postmaster Numbers in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprisingly entwined worlds of internet meme culture and the local postal service in North Dakota. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to establish a connection between the wild popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in the state. Our findings revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9999897, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2017 to 2022. This unexpected correlation raises fascinating questions about societal trends, economic impact, and the potential influence of viral internet phenomena on seemingly unrelated sectors. With puns a-plenty and statistical findings to match, we spin through the complexities of this unusual relationship and ponder the implications for both meme enthusiasts and postal employees alike.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the age of internet memes, trends come and go faster than the latest delivery from Amazon Prime. From cats with captions to dabbing politicians, the digital landscape is a playground of cultural phenomena that can captivate and confound in equal measure. But amidst this ever-spinning carousel of online sensations, one particular craze made waves in 2017 - the fidget spinner. What started as a simple gadget designed to help restless hands find focus quickly morphed into a global meme sensation, spinning its way into pop culture history faster than you can say "spin cycle."
Amidst all this whirlwind of attention-grabbing whirligigs, a curious question emerged: what in the world do fidget spinners have to do with the humble postmaster? Yes, you read that right - we're talking about the frontline heroes of the postal service, the unsung guardians of the mailbox, letter carriers, and the bringers of good (and, occasionally, questionable) news. What could possibly link the crackling frenzy of internet trends to the reliable rhythms of postal deliveries? This seemingly unlikely pair of phenomena piqued our curiosity, propelling us into a whirligig of data analysis and head-spinning correlations.
In this paper, we delve into the synchronized dance of the fidget spinner meme's meteoric rise and the number of postmasters in the plains of North Dakota. We sought to unravel the enigmatic web connecting the flick of a finger to the hum of a mail sorting machine, armed with statistical wizardry, a dash of whimsy, and more puns per page than you can shake a spinning stick at. Our aim is not only to uncover the hidden ties between viral internet absurdity and the infrastructure of mail delivery but also to shed light on the broader implications for culture, economy, and the whimsical ways in which trends can send shockwaves through unexpected corners of society.
So, buckle up and grab your spinning top – we're about to embark on a research journey that's as dizzying as a fidget spinner on double espresso. Welcome to the oddly entwined worlds of meme mania and mail mastery – the grand spin-off of digital culture meets postal prowess.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of our data revealed an astonishingly strong correlation between the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in North Dakota. Across the time period of 2017 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9999897, indicating an almost perfect positive linear relationship. This strong association between these seemingly disparate phenomena raised eyebrows and sent our statistical senses into a whirl.
We also calculated an r-squared value of 0.9999794, suggesting that an incredible 99.99794% of the variation in postmaster numbers can be explained by the popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme. As the dizziness from staring at so many puns wears off, it becomes clear that this near-perfect fit line was not just a statistical fluke.
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence that the relationship we observed is not due to random chance. The probability of obtaining our correlation coefficient by sheer luck is less than one in a hundred, which is about as rare as spotting a postmaster spinning a fidget spinner while delivering mail in a tornado (and trust us, we've checked the weather records).
Fig. 1 displays the scatterplot that illustrates this remarkable correlation between the two variables. The graph not only demonstrates the striking linear relationship but also serves as a visual testament to the unexpected and mind-bending nature of our findings.
In conclusion, we have uncovered a robust and significant connection between the meteoric surge of the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in North Dakota. These results bring to light the whimsical and wacky ways in which internet phenomena can influence the most unassuming corners of our daily lives. It's a tale of digital spin meets postal service precision, and the plot twist is more gripping than a fidget spinner on top speed.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has twirled us into a whirlwind of statistical surprise, revealing an almost perfect positive linear relationship between the 'fidget spinner' meme and the number of postmasters in North Dakota. The sheer strength of this correlation leaves us more floored than someone attempting to break a world record for fidget spinning.

These jaw-dropping results raise questions as confounding as trying to spin a fidget spinner in zero gravity. Could it be that the very act of fidget spinning has inspired North Dakotans to embrace the world of mail delivery with a newfound zest? Are postmasters secretly moonlighting as fidget spinner influencers, using their dexterity honed from sorting mail to perform gravity-defying spinner tricks that mesmerize the masses? The possibilities are as endless as the spinning motion of a fidget spinner with an eternity bearing ball.

While we've unraveled this delightfully dizzying connection, we must acknowledge that our study comes with its fair share of lighthearted limitations. As compelling as our findings are, the nature of correlation does not imply causation – lest we jump to the conclusion that the 'fidget spinner' meme single-handedly determines the number of postmasters in the state. We wouldn't want to spin a yarn more fantastical than a fidget spinner on hyperdrive.

Thus, we must decree that no further research is needed in this area. After all, trying to uncover deeper meanings in the fidget spinner-postmaster correlation might lead us to more endless spinning than a fidget spinner caught in a perpetual gust of wind. It's time to let this mind-bending connection soar off into the annals of peculiar statistical discoveries, leaving us all to ponder the marvels of internet absurdity and postal puzzles at our leisure. As they say in the postal service, "neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this conclusion from its appointed end!"


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Journal of Internet Memes and Postal Services


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The Center for Memeology and Sociocultural Trends Research


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Data details

Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'fidget spinner' (without quotes, in the United States)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume is a unique Google thing; the shape of the chart is accurate but the actual numbers are meaningless.

See what else correlates with Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme

The number of postmasters in North Dakota
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of postmasters and mail superintendents in North Dakota
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of postmasters in North Dakota

Correlation r = 0.9999897 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9999794 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 100% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of postmasters in North Dakota) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme) over the 6 years from 2017 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.6E-10. 0.0000000001593248431963937000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 1 in 1.6E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 6,276,485,072 random variables You don't actually need 6 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 5 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 5 because we have two variables measured over a period of 6 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 1, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme (Relative popularity)191.083331111
The number of postmasters in North Dakota (Laborers)1009090909090




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




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You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([19,1.08333,1,1,1,1,])
array_2 = np.array([100,90,90,90,90,90,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the 'fidget spinner' meme"
array_2_name = "The number of postmasters in North Dakota"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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