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^{Show image generation prompt} Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Image Generation Prompt: Generate an image reflecting a tranquil Louisiana field where a group of goats graze on subpar-quality hay, their morale visibly low. In the background, an empty soccer net is visible, with the scoreboard showing fewer goals than usual. The shortage of agricultural sciences teachers in Louisiana is impacting the quality of hay, which in turn is affecting the performance of Craig Bellamy's farm animals, and ultimately his ability to score goals in club football. The visual should capture the sense of tranquility, the goats grazing, and the impact of hay quality on the environment. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.

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This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of agricultural sciences teachers in Louisiana and Total Goals Scored by Craig Bellamy in Club Football by Seasons. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Cybernetic art Sci-fi fantacy A TIME magazine cover image Voxel art
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of agricultural sciences teachers in Louisiana and Total Goals Scored by Craig Bellamy in Club Football by Seasons, in the following situation: The shortage of agricultural sciences teachers in Louisiana led to a lack of hay-making experts. This resulted in subpar hay quality for Craig Bellamy's beloved farm animals, affecting their overall morale and performance. As a result, Bellamy's prized goats were unable to provide him with the usual inspiration and motivation, ultimately leading to a decrease in his goal-scoring prowess. It's a classic case of "you reap what you sow," but in this instance, it's "you score what you mow." The agricultural education crisis inadvertently put a dampener on Bellamy's game, proving that when it comes to football success, it all starts with a bale-ing team spirit.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a tranquil Louisiana field, a group of goats graze on subpar-quality hay, their morale visibly low. Meanwhile, a soccer net sits empty in the background, with the scoreboard showing fewer goals than usual. The shortage of agricultural sciences teachers in Louisiana is impacting the quality of hay, which in turn is affecting the performance of Craig Bellamy's farm animals, and ultimately his ability to score goals in club football.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a tranquil Louisiana field, a group of goats graze on subpar-quality hay, their morale visibly low. Meanwhile, a soccer net sits empty in the background, with the scoreboard showing fewer goals than usual. The shortage of agricultural sciences teachers in Louisiana is impacting the quality of hay, which in turn is affecting the performance of Craig Bellamy's farm animals, and ultimately his ability to score goals in club football. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Image Generation Prompt: Generate an image reflecting a tranquil Louisiana field where a group of goats graze on subpar-quality hay, their morale visibly low. In the background, an empty soccer net is visible, with the scoreboard showing fewer goals than usual. The shortage of agricultural sciences teachers in Louisiana is impacting the quality of hay, which in turn is affecting the performance of Craig Bellamy's farm animals, and ultimately his ability to score goals in club football. The visual should capture the sense of tranquility, the goats grazing, and the impact of hay quality on the environment.

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*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

AI academic paper

Croppin' Goals: Exploring the Correlation Between Agricultural Sciences Teachers in Lousiana and Craig Bellamy's Club Football Performance The Journal of Interdisciplinary Crop Science and Sports Performance Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!

Problem variable:	Which variable has a problem? The number of agricultural sciences teachers in Louisiana Total Goals Scored by Craig Bellamy in Club Football by Seasons Neither / both
Issue:	What is the issue? The data is incorrect The chart isn't displaying properly There is a typo The source link is incorrect A calculation is wrong Something else
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Data details

Why this works

1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably^Note Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
   no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple^Note Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
   p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.

Try it yourself

# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([90,70,80,150,130,120,60,60,])
array_2 = np.array([9,4,9,11,11,6,4,2,])
array_1_name = "The number of agricultural sciences teachers in Louisiana"
array_2_name = "Total Goals Scored by Craig Bellamy in Club Football by Seasons"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)

Reuseable content

• High resolution line chart ^Note The image linked here is a Scalable Vector Graphic (SVG). It is the highest resolution that is possible to achieve. It scales up beyond the size of the observable universe without pixelating. You do not need to email me asking if I have a higher resolution image. I do not. The physical limitations of our universe prevent me from providing you with an image that is any higher resolution than this one.
  
  If you insert it into a PowerPoint presentation (a tool well-known for managing things that are the scale of the universe), you can right-click > "Ungroup" or "Create Shape" and then edit the lines and text directly. You can also change the colors this way.
  
  Alternatively you can use a tool like Inkscape.
  
• High resolution line chart, optimized for mobile
• Alternative high resolution line chart
• Scatterplot
• Portable line chart (png)
• Portable line chart (png), optimized for mobile
• Line chart for only The number of agricultural sciences teachers in Louisiana
• Line chart for only Total Goals Scored by Craig Bellamy in Club Football by Seasons
• AI-generated correlation image
• The spurious research paper: Croppin' Goals: Exploring the Correlation Between Agricultural Sciences Teachers in Lousiana and Craig Bellamy's Club Football Performance