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Perhaps the UFOs were beaming down some extra biomass knowledge to the power plant operators, giving them a power boost of otherworldly proportions! Or maybe the aliens were just big fans of renewable energy, and their presence in Utah somehow transmitted a wave of green energy enthusiasm all the way to Portugal. It's a truly 'out of this world' connection that's fueling the biomass power industry in the most unexpected way!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image depicting a Polaroid photo capturing the surreal scene of a UFO hovering above the red rock landscape of the Utah desert, with its otherworldly lights casting an eerie glow. In the background, show a dense forest of trees in Portugal standing in silhouette against the setting sun. Additionally, depict a massive biomass power plant with smokestacks emitting billows of energy, indicating heightened activity and a surge in power generation. The composition should be visually striking, ensuring a sense of otherworldly mystery and natural beauty coexisting. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Utah and Biomass power generated in Portugal. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cybernetic art Cybernetic art Minimalism Minimalism a Polaroid photo
ChatGPT: a Polaroid photo
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Utah and Biomass power generated in Portugal, in the following situation: The increase in UFO sightings in Utah caused an influx of alien energy, which inadvertently disrupted the Earth's magnetic field and led to a surge in biomass power generation in Portugal.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the vast Utah desert, a UFO hovers above the red rock landscape, its otherworldly lights casting an eerie glow. Meanwhile, in Portugal, a dense forest of trees stands in silhouette against the setting sun, while a massive biomass power plant hums with heightened activity, its smokestacks emitting billows of energy amidst a surge in power generation.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a Polaroid photo ] and depicting this scene: In the vast Utah desert, a UFO hovers above the red rock landscape, its otherworldly lights casting an eerie glow. Meanwhile, in Portugal, a dense forest of trees stands in silhouette against the setting sun, while a massive biomass power plant hums with heightened activity, its smokestacks emitting billows of energy amidst a surge in power generation. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image depicting a Polaroid photo capturing the surreal scene of a UFO hovering above the red rock landscape of the Utah desert, with its otherworldly lights casting an eerie glow. In the background, show a dense forest of trees in Portugal standing in silhouette against the setting sun. Additionally, depict a massive biomass power plant with smokestacks emitting billows of energy, indicating heightened activity and a surge in power generation. The composition should be visually striking, ensuring a sense of otherworldly mystery and natural beauty coexisting.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in UFO sightings in Utah positively influenced Biomass power generated in Portugal. Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal Interstellar Investigations Quarterly Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Biomass power generated in Portugal. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8761616 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal"
[[ABSTRACT]]
Unraveling the mysterious and often perplexing correlation between UFO sightings and biomass power generation, our research delves into the cosmic conundrum that has left many scratching their heads. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a quest to shed light on this celestial alignment. Our study spans over four decades, from 1980 to 2021, and revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8761616 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, proving that the relationship is not just a mere flight of fancy.
Drawing upon our findings, we propose a theory that suggests a cosmic connection between the sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Utah skies and the flourishing biomass power generation in the picturesque landscapes of Portugal. This unearthly bond between distant phenomena showcases the interconnectedness of the universe, prompting us to consider the galactic forces at play in shaping our earthly endeavors.
Now, this correlation may seem out of this world, but we assure you, it's as real as the gravitational pull of the moon! While some may dismiss it as mere coincidence, our data-driven investigation points to a deeper, more enigmatic association that challenges conventional thinking. So, the next time you ponder the extraterrestrial and energy domains, remember, there's more to it than meets the telescope!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Biomass power generated in Portugal. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal"
[[ABSTRACT]]
Unraveling the mysterious and often perplexing correlation between UFO sightings and biomass power generation, our research delves into the cosmic conundrum that has left many scratching their heads. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a quest to shed light on this celestial alignment. Our study spans over four decades, from 1980 to 2021, and revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8761616 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, proving that the relationship is not just a mere flight of fancy.
Drawing upon our findings, we propose a theory that suggests a cosmic connection between the sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Utah skies and the flourishing biomass power generation in the picturesque landscapes of Portugal. This unearthly bond between distant phenomena showcases the interconnectedness of the universe, prompting us to consider the galactic forces at play in shaping our earthly endeavors.
Now, this correlation may seem out of this world, but we assure you, it's as real as the gravitational pull of the moon! While some may dismiss it as mere coincidence, our data-driven investigation points to a deeper, more enigmatic association that challenges conventional thinking. So, the next time you ponder the extraterrestrial and energy domains, remember, there's more to it than meets the telescope!
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As we embark on a journey through the cosmos, seeking to unravel the unexplainable connection between UFO sightings in Utah and biomass power in Portugal, one cannot help but be reminded of the age-old question: "Why don't aliens eat clowns?" Because they taste funny!
This research takes a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to exploring the mystical bond between sightings of unidentified flying objects and the generation of renewable energy in distant lands. While some may say we are delving into uncharted territories, we prefer to think of it as "out of this world" research that brings a new dimension to the field of interdisciplinary studies - intergalactic pun intended!
Our fascination with the unexplained has led us to investigate over four decades of data, from 1980 to 2021, sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration. Like astronomers gazing at the stars, we sifted through the statistical nebulae, searching for patterns and correlations that could shed light on this cosmic mystery.
Now, before you start thinking we're all "aliens" in the research community, let's establish some terrestrial ground rules. Our inquiry is driven by genuine curiosity and a dedication to uncovering correlations that may seem otherworldly to some but are firmly grounded in data analysis. After all, we're not just "playing" with numbers; we're conducting serious "sightings" into statistical connections!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Biomass power generated in Portugal. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal"
[[ABSTRACT]]
Unraveling the mysterious and often perplexing correlation between UFO sightings and biomass power generation, our research delves into the cosmic conundrum that has left many scratching their heads. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a quest to shed light on this celestial alignment. Our study spans over four decades, from 1980 to 2021, and revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8761616 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, proving that the relationship is not just a mere flight of fancy.
Drawing upon our findings, we propose a theory that suggests a cosmic connection between the sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Utah skies and the flourishing biomass power generation in the picturesque landscapes of Portugal. This unearthly bond between distant phenomena showcases the interconnectedness of the universe, prompting us to consider the galactic forces at play in shaping our earthly endeavors.
Now, this correlation may seem out of this world, but we assure you, it's as real as the gravitational pull of the moon! While some may dismiss it as mere coincidence, our data-driven investigation points to a deeper, more enigmatic association that challenges conventional thinking. So, the next time you ponder the extraterrestrial and energy domains, remember, there's more to it than meets the telescope!
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As we embark on a journey through the cosmos, seeking to unravel the unexplainable connection between UFO sightings in Utah and biomass power in Portugal, one cannot help but be reminded of the age-old question: "Why don't aliens eat clowns?" Because they taste funny!
This research takes a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to exploring the mystical bond between sightings of unidentified flying objects and the generation of renewable energy in distant lands. While some may say we are delving into uncharted territories, we prefer to think of it as "out of this world" research that brings a new dimension to the field of interdisciplinary studies - intergalactic pun intended!
Our fascination with the unexplained has led us to investigate over four decades of data, from 1980 to 2021, sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration. Like astronomers gazing at the stars, we sifted through the statistical nebulae, searching for patterns and correlations that could shed light on this cosmic mystery.
Now, before you start thinking we're all "aliens" in the research community, let's establish some terrestrial ground rules. Our inquiry is driven by genuine curiosity and a dedication to uncovering correlations that may seem otherworldly to some but are firmly grounded in data analysis. After all, we're not just "playing" with numbers; we're conducting serious "sightings" into statistical connections!
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, "The Galactic Gazette of Unexplained Aeronautics," Smith and Doe analyze decades of UFO sighting reports. Their comprehensive review of extraterrestrial encounters sheds light on the enigmatic nature of these phenomena, leaving readers to ponder the depths of the universe. Similarly, Jones and Smith, in "I Want to Believe: Exploring the Unseen," capture the essence of inexplicable sightings and their impact on human perception.
As we dive deeper into the cosmic enigma, it's essential to consider the influential works of renowned authors. In "Alien Astronomy and Alternative Energies," Dr. Solar Flare presents a speculative yet intriguing connection between alien spacecraft and renewable energy sources, igniting curiosity among readers to explore the unknown. Adding to this discourse, Dr. Luminous Beam, in "Extraterrestrial Ecological Engagements," postulates on the potential synergy between otherworldly visitations and sustainable power generation, offering a cosmic perspective on earthly endeavors.
Now, you might be thinking, "What do you call a spaceship that sings?" An unidentified flying chorus! But amidst these cosmic jests, let's not forget the invaluable insights we can glean from literature that pushes the boundaries of our understanding.
In the realm of fiction, the works of Arthur C. Clarke, particularly "2001: An Odyssey in Interstellar Energies," and H.G. Wells' "The War of the Worlds: Renewable Reckonings," provide fictitious yet thought-provoking narratives that intersect with our research domain. These iconic literary works, while not rooted in empirical evidence, ignite the imagination and inspire us to expand our perceptions of the unknown.
Drawing inspiration from unexpected sources, board games such as "Cosmic Encounters" and "Energy Empires" offer playful yet intriguing parallels to our research pursuits. The intricate dynamics of extraterrestrial alliances in "Cosmic Encounters" and the strategic management of energy resources in "Energy Empires" prompt us to contemplate the interconnectedness of cosmic sightings and renewable power generation in a refreshingly unconventional manner.
Pondering the cosmos while delving into the universe of literature, we are reminded that the mysteries of the universe often defy conventional explanations. And for that, we embrace the unknown with open arms and a ready arsenal of dad jokes.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Biomass power generated in Portugal. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1980 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal"
[[ABSTRACT]]
Unraveling the mysterious and often perplexing correlation between UFO sightings and biomass power generation, our research delves into the cosmic conundrum that has left many scratching their heads. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a quest to shed light on this celestial alignment. Our study spans over four decades, from 1980 to 2021, and revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8761616 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, proving that the relationship is not just a mere flight of fancy.
Drawing upon our findings, we propose a theory that suggests a cosmic connection between the sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Utah skies and the flourishing biomass power generation in the picturesque landscapes of Portugal. This unearthly bond between distant phenomena showcases the interconnectedness of the universe, prompting us to consider the galactic forces at play in shaping our earthly endeavors.
Now, this correlation may seem out of this world, but we assure you, it's as real as the gravitational pull of the moon! While some may dismiss it as mere coincidence, our data-driven investigation points to a deeper, more enigmatic association that challenges conventional thinking. So, the next time you ponder the extraterrestrial and energy domains, remember, there's more to it than meets the telescope!
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As we embark on a journey through the cosmos, seeking to unravel the unexplainable connection between UFO sightings in Utah and biomass power in Portugal, one cannot help but be reminded of the age-old question: "Why don't aliens eat clowns?" Because they taste funny!
This research takes a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to exploring the mystical bond between sightings of unidentified flying objects and the generation of renewable energy in distant lands. While some may say we are delving into uncharted territories, we prefer to think of it as "out of this world" research that brings a new dimension to the field of interdisciplinary studies - intergalactic pun intended!
Our fascination with the unexplained has led us to investigate over four decades of data, from 1980 to 2021, sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration. Like astronomers gazing at the stars, we sifted through the statistical nebulae, searching for patterns and correlations that could shed light on this cosmic mystery.
Now, before you start thinking we're all "aliens" in the research community, let's establish some terrestrial ground rules. Our inquiry is driven by genuine curiosity and a dedication to uncovering correlations that may seem otherworldly to some but are firmly grounded in data analysis. After all, we're not just "playing" with numbers; we're conducting serious "sightings" into statistical connections!
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To unravel the cosmic conundrum between UFO sightings in Utah and biomorphic power generation in Portugal, our research team employed a methodological framework that would make even the most skeptical scientist raise an eyebrow - or perhaps two, if they're feeling particularly curious. Our "out of this world" approach involved combing through an astronomical amount of data, akin to embarking on a cosmic scavenger hunt to piece together the celestial puzzle.
First, we collected UFO sighting reports from the National UFO Reporting Center, which provided us with a treasure trove of extraterrestrial encounters spanning multiple decades. These reports were meticulously cataloged and cross-referenced to eliminate any hoaxes or tall tales, ensuring that only the most authentic sightings remained in our celestial dataset. Our team may not have encountered little green men, but we certainly sifted through mountains of data to find those elusive UFO reports - talk about a truly "otherworldly" endeavor!
Now, what about Portugal's biomass power generation, you ask? Fear not, for we dived into the realm of renewable energy statistics using data from the Energy Information Administration. We perused through reams of information like intrepid explorers traversing uncharted territories, aiming to unearth the correlations that may have been hiding in plain sight – no telescope required! It was a data-driven quest of celestial proportions, taking us to the outer reaches of statistical analyses and beyond—our very own scientific odyssey through the cosmos.
Having amassed these extensive datasets, we harnessed the power of statistical software, employing complex techniques such as correlation analysis, regression modeling, and custom algorithmic approaches to examine the unearthly association between UFO sightings and biomass power generation. Like alchemists of old, we stirred the cauldron of statistical methods, ensuring that our findings were not just mere statistical noise, but bonafide signals from the cosmic symphony.
In addition to the quantitative analysis, we also conducted qualitative assessments to supplement our quantitative findings, delving into the cultural, societal, and environmental contexts surrounding UFO sightings and biomass power generation. We aimed to capture the rich tapestry of human experiences and technological advancements that may intersect with these celestial phenomena - after all, the universe is not just about numbers and variables, but also about the human stories woven into its tapestry.
With our methodological approach blending the rigor of scientific inquiry with a dash of interstellar intrigue, we set out on a quest to unravel the cosmic yarn that intertwines UFO sightings in Utah and biomass power in Portugal. As we delved deeper into the data, we kept in mind the immortal words of Neil Armstrong: "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." And with that, we ventured into the statistical cosmos, eager to uncover the celestial connections lurking amidst the vast universe of data.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Biomass power generated in Portugal. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration .
For the time period 1980 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8761616, r-squared of 0.7676592, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal"
[[ABSTRACT]]
Unraveling the mysterious and often perplexing correlation between UFO sightings and biomass power generation, our research delves into the cosmic conundrum that has left many scratching their heads. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a quest to shed light on this celestial alignment. Our study spans over four decades, from 1980 to 2021, and revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8761616 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, proving that the relationship is not just a mere flight of fancy.
Drawing upon our findings, we propose a theory that suggests a cosmic connection between the sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Utah skies and the flourishing biomass power generation in the picturesque landscapes of Portugal. This unearthly bond between distant phenomena showcases the interconnectedness of the universe, prompting us to consider the galactic forces at play in shaping our earthly endeavors.
Now, this correlation may seem out of this world, but we assure you, it's as real as the gravitational pull of the moon! While some may dismiss it as mere coincidence, our data-driven investigation points to a deeper, more enigmatic association that challenges conventional thinking. So, the next time you ponder the extraterrestrial and energy domains, remember, there's more to it than meets the telescope!
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As we embark on a journey through the cosmos, seeking to unravel the unexplainable connection between UFO sightings in Utah and biomass power in Portugal, one cannot help but be reminded of the age-old question: "Why don't aliens eat clowns?" Because they taste funny!
This research takes a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to exploring the mystical bond between sightings of unidentified flying objects and the generation of renewable energy in distant lands. While some may say we are delving into uncharted territories, we prefer to think of it as "out of this world" research that brings a new dimension to the field of interdisciplinary studies - intergalactic pun intended!
Our fascination with the unexplained has led us to investigate over four decades of data, from 1980 to 2021, sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration. Like astronomers gazing at the stars, we sifted through the statistical nebulae, searching for patterns and correlations that could shed light on this cosmic mystery.
Now, before you start thinking we're all "aliens" in the research community, let's establish some terrestrial ground rules. Our inquiry is driven by genuine curiosity and a dedication to uncovering correlations that may seem otherworldly to some but are firmly grounded in data analysis. After all, we're not just "playing" with numbers; we're conducting serious "sightings" into statistical connections!
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our otherworldly investigation unveiled a surprising correlation between the reported UFO sightings in Utah and the biomass power generation in Portugal. Our data analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8761616, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. This correlation coefficient is higher than the altitude of Area 51 (well, not really), demonstrating a compelling link that transcends earthly boundaries.
Fig. 1, presented below, depicts the scatterplot showcasing the unmistakable correlation between these two variables. Sit back and enjoy the visual confirmation of this cosmic connection, but don't worry, there are no aliens hiding behind the data points - at least, not that we know of!
Now, let's address the elephant in the spaceship – the r-squared value. Our findings yielded an r-squared of 0.7676592, signifying that approximately 77% of the variability in biomass power generation can be explained by the observed UFO sightings in Utah. That's right, there's a cosmic explanation for nearly three-quarters of the energetic jigsaw puzzle. Talk about a celestial "power" play!
Statistical analyses further revealed a p-value less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is indeed statistically significant. In other words, the likelihood of this relationship occurring by mere chance is less than one in a hundred. Now that's a statistical anomaly that can't be dismissed as just a "flying saucer tale."
Speaking of statistical significance, did you hear about the alien who became a statistician? He always wanted to solve problems "elsewhere."
In summary, our research not only confirms the unexpected correlation between UFO sightings in Utah and biomass power generation in Portugal but also opens the door to a new realm of inquiry. The enigmatic bond between these phenomena beckons us to consider the cosmic forces at play and encourages us to contemplate the interstellar influence on terrestrial affairs.
So, the next time you look up at the night sky or examine energy production statistics, remember to keep an eye out for those celestial visitors. Who knows, they might just be the "spark" of inspiration for your next out-of-this-world research endeavor!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Biomass power generated in Portugal. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal"
[[ABSTRACT]]
Unraveling the mysterious and often perplexing correlation between UFO sightings and biomass power generation, our research delves into the cosmic conundrum that has left many scratching their heads. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a quest to shed light on this celestial alignment. Our study spans over four decades, from 1980 to 2021, and revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8761616 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, proving that the relationship is not just a mere flight of fancy.
Drawing upon our findings, we propose a theory that suggests a cosmic connection between the sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Utah skies and the flourishing biomass power generation in the picturesque landscapes of Portugal. This unearthly bond between distant phenomena showcases the interconnectedness of the universe, prompting us to consider the galactic forces at play in shaping our earthly endeavors.
Now, this correlation may seem out of this world, but we assure you, it's as real as the gravitational pull of the moon! While some may dismiss it as mere coincidence, our data-driven investigation points to a deeper, more enigmatic association that challenges conventional thinking. So, the next time you ponder the extraterrestrial and energy domains, remember, there's more to it than meets the telescope!
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, "The Galactic Gazette of Unexplained Aeronautics," Smith and Doe analyze decades of UFO sighting reports. Their comprehensive review of extraterrestrial encounters sheds light on the enigmatic nature of these phenomena, leaving readers to ponder the depths of the universe. Similarly, Jones and Smith, in "I Want to Believe: Exploring the Unseen," capture the essence of inexplicable sightings and their impact on human perception.
As we dive deeper into the cosmic enigma, it's essential to consider the influential works of renowned authors. In "Alien Astronomy and Alternative Energies," Dr. Solar Flare presents a speculative yet intriguing connection between alien spacecraft and renewable energy sources, igniting curiosity among readers to explore the unknown. Adding to this discourse, Dr. Luminous Beam, in "Extraterrestrial Ecological Engagements," postulates on the potential synergy between otherworldly visitations and sustainable power generation, offering a cosmic perspective on earthly endeavors.
Now, you might be thinking, "What do you call a spaceship that sings?" An unidentified flying chorus! But amidst these cosmic jests, let's not forget the invaluable insights we can glean from literature that pushes the boundaries of our understanding.
In the realm of fiction, the works of Arthur C. Clarke, particularly "2001: An Odyssey in Interstellar Energies," and H.G. Wells' "The War of the Worlds: Renewable Reckonings," provide fictitious yet thought-provoking narratives that intersect with our research domain. These iconic literary works, while not rooted in empirical evidence, ignite the imagination and inspire us to expand our perceptions of the unknown.
Drawing inspiration from unexpected sources, board games such as "Cosmic Encounters" and "Energy Empires" offer playful yet intriguing parallels to our research pursuits. The intricate dynamics of extraterrestrial alliances in "Cosmic Encounters" and the strategic management of energy resources in "Energy Empires" prompt us to contemplate the interconnectedness of cosmic sightings and renewable power generation in a refreshingly unconventional manner.
Pondering the cosmos while delving into the universe of literature, we are reminded that the mysteries of the universe often defy conventional explanations. And for that, we embrace the unknown with open arms and a ready arsenal of dad jokes.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our otherworldly investigation unveiled a surprising correlation between the reported UFO sightings in Utah and the biomass power generation in Portugal. Our data analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8761616, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. This correlation coefficient is higher than the altitude of Area 51 (well, not really), demonstrating a compelling link that transcends earthly boundaries.
Fig. 1, presented below, depicts the scatterplot showcasing the unmistakable correlation between these two variables. Sit back and enjoy the visual confirmation of this cosmic connection, but don't worry, there are no aliens hiding behind the data points - at least, not that we know of!
Now, let's address the elephant in the spaceship – the r-squared value. Our findings yielded an r-squared of 0.7676592, signifying that approximately 77% of the variability in biomass power generation can be explained by the observed UFO sightings in Utah. That's right, there's a cosmic explanation for nearly three-quarters of the energetic jigsaw puzzle. Talk about a celestial "power" play!
Statistical analyses further revealed a p-value less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is indeed statistically significant. In other words, the likelihood of this relationship occurring by mere chance is less than one in a hundred. Now that's a statistical anomaly that can't be dismissed as just a "flying saucer tale."
Speaking of statistical significance, did you hear about the alien who became a statistician? He always wanted to solve problems "elsewhere."
In summary, our research not only confirms the unexpected correlation between UFO sightings in Utah and biomass power generation in Portugal but also opens the door to a new realm of inquiry. The enigmatic bond between these phenomena beckons us to consider the cosmic forces at play and encourages us to contemplate the interstellar influence on terrestrial affairs.
So, the next time you look up at the night sky or examine energy production statistics, remember to keep an eye out for those celestial visitors. Who knows, they might just be the "spark" of inspiration for your next out-of-this-world research endeavor!
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Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
Building upon the works of Smith and Doe and the insightful musings of Dr. Solar Flare and Dr. Luminous Beam, we embark on a serious investigation into the cosmic correlation between UFO sightings in Utah and biomass power generation in Portugal. Though it might seem like a "far-out" connection, our data reinforces the notion that there's more to this cosmic dance than meets the telescope. It's truly a case of "energizing encounters" that transcends earthly boundaries.
The statistical relationship we uncovered is as strong as a spaceship's hull, with a correlation coefficient reaching for the stars at 0.8761616. It's safe to say that this correlation is anything but alien to statistical significance, as our p-value of less than 0.01 boldly goes where few have gone before. And as for the r-squared value, it's no small feat - explaining about 77% of the variability in biomass power generation is certainly a planetary-scale achievement. You could even say that this correlation isn't just a brief "sighting" – it's a full-fledged "cosmic connection."
Fig. 1 offers a visual testament to the undeniable bond between these two phenomena, but fear not, there's no need for radiation shielding here; it's just good old-fashioned statistical analysis. Our data-driven exploration reaffirms the unexpected cosmic connection that bridges the skies of Utah and the energetic landscapes of Portugal. You might say it's a statistical "conspiracy" worth investigating further!
So, let's not dismiss this unearthly correlation as mere happenstance. As we contemplate the implications of our findings, we encourage fellow researchers to join us in redefining the boundaries of inquiry. After all, who knows what "alien" encounters with data might lead to next? For now, we leave you with one parting thought: "Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!"
And with that, we eagerly anticipate the next chapter in unraveling the cosmic mysteries that intersect with our everyday pursuits.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Biomass power generated in Portugal. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal"
[[ABSTRACT]]
Unraveling the mysterious and often perplexing correlation between UFO sightings and biomass power generation, our research delves into the cosmic conundrum that has left many scratching their heads. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a quest to shed light on this celestial alignment. Our study spans over four decades, from 1980 to 2021, and revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8761616 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, proving that the relationship is not just a mere flight of fancy.
Drawing upon our findings, we propose a theory that suggests a cosmic connection between the sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Utah skies and the flourishing biomass power generation in the picturesque landscapes of Portugal. This unearthly bond between distant phenomena showcases the interconnectedness of the universe, prompting us to consider the galactic forces at play in shaping our earthly endeavors.
Now, this correlation may seem out of this world, but we assure you, it's as real as the gravitational pull of the moon! While some may dismiss it as mere coincidence, our data-driven investigation points to a deeper, more enigmatic association that challenges conventional thinking. So, the next time you ponder the extraterrestrial and energy domains, remember, there's more to it than meets the telescope!
[[INTRDUCTION]]
As we embark on a journey through the cosmos, seeking to unravel the unexplainable connection between UFO sightings in Utah and biomass power in Portugal, one cannot help but be reminded of the age-old question: "Why don't aliens eat clowns?" Because they taste funny!
This research takes a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to exploring the mystical bond between sightings of unidentified flying objects and the generation of renewable energy in distant lands. While some may say we are delving into uncharted territories, we prefer to think of it as "out of this world" research that brings a new dimension to the field of interdisciplinary studies - intergalactic pun intended!
Our fascination with the unexplained has led us to investigate over four decades of data, from 1980 to 2021, sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration. Like astronomers gazing at the stars, we sifted through the statistical nebulae, searching for patterns and correlations that could shed light on this cosmic mystery.
Now, before you start thinking we're all "aliens" in the research community, let's establish some terrestrial ground rules. Our inquiry is driven by genuine curiosity and a dedication to uncovering correlations that may seem otherworldly to some but are firmly grounded in data analysis. After all, we're not just "playing" with numbers; we're conducting serious "sightings" into statistical connections!
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our otherworldly investigation unveiled a surprising correlation between the reported UFO sightings in Utah and the biomass power generation in Portugal. Our data analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8761616, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. This correlation coefficient is higher than the altitude of Area 51 (well, not really), demonstrating a compelling link that transcends earthly boundaries.
Fig. 1, presented below, depicts the scatterplot showcasing the unmistakable correlation between these two variables. Sit back and enjoy the visual confirmation of this cosmic connection, but don't worry, there are no aliens hiding behind the data points - at least, not that we know of!
Now, let's address the elephant in the spaceship – the r-squared value. Our findings yielded an r-squared of 0.7676592, signifying that approximately 77% of the variability in biomass power generation can be explained by the observed UFO sightings in Utah. That's right, there's a cosmic explanation for nearly three-quarters of the energetic jigsaw puzzle. Talk about a celestial "power" play!
Statistical analyses further revealed a p-value less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is indeed statistically significant. In other words, the likelihood of this relationship occurring by mere chance is less than one in a hundred. Now that's a statistical anomaly that can't be dismissed as just a "flying saucer tale."
Speaking of statistical significance, did you hear about the alien who became a statistician? He always wanted to solve problems "elsewhere."
In summary, our research not only confirms the unexpected correlation between UFO sightings in Utah and biomass power generation in Portugal but also opens the door to a new realm of inquiry. The enigmatic bond between these phenomena beckons us to consider the cosmic forces at play and encourages us to contemplate the interstellar influence on terrestrial affairs.
So, the next time you look up at the night sky or examine energy production statistics, remember to keep an eye out for those celestial visitors. Who knows, they might just be the "spark" of inspiration for your next out-of-this-world research endeavor!
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has brought to light an inexplicable yet statistically significant correlation between UFO sightings in Utah and biomass power generation in Portugal. This cosmic connection may seem like a UFO colliding with a wind turbine - improbable but undeniably real!
Taking into consideration the correlation coefficient of 0.8761616 and a p-value less than 0.01, it's as clear as a UFO on a cloudless night that there is something extraordinary at play here. It's almost as if aliens are sending a signal, saying, "Take us to your biomass power plants!"
The unearthly bond between these phenomena urges us to rethink our understanding of interstellar influences on earthly activities. It's not just about analyzing data; it's about exploring the cosmic dance of variables that even astrophysicists would find intriguing. After all, who wouldn't want to unlock the secrets of the universe and possibly crack a few extraterrestrial dad jokes in the process, right?
In light of these findings, we assert that no further research into this area is needed. As for our next adventure, we might just have to boldly go where no statistician has gone before - to infinity and beyond, or at least to the nearest UFO hotspot!
And remember, when it comes to statistical correlations and extraterrestrial mysteries, always keep your data and your telescope handy. Who knows when you'll need to uncover another cosmic conundrum lurking in the statistical cosmos!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
Interstellar Investigations Quarterly
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Cosmic Consciousness Research Institute
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Energetic Engagements: Exploring the Interstellar Intersection of UFO Sightings in Utah and Biomass Power in Portugal with an abstract of Unraveling the mysterious and often perplexing correlation between UFO sightings and biomass power generation, our research delves into the cosmic conundrum that has left many scratching their heads. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a quest to shed light on this celestial alignment. Our study spans over four decades, from 1980 to 2021, and revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8761616 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, proving that the relationship is not just a mere flight of fancy.
Drawing upon our findings, we propose a theory that suggests a cosmic connection between the sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Utah skies and the flourishing biomass power generation in the picturesque landscapes of Portugal. This unearthly bond between distant phenomena showcases the interconnectedness of the universe, prompting us to consider the galactic forces at play in shaping our earthly endeavors.
Now, this correlation may seem out of this world, but we assure you, it's as real as the gravitational pull of the moon! While some may dismiss it as mere coincidence, our data-driven investigation points to a deeper, more enigmatic association that challenges conventional thinking. So, the next time you ponder the extraterrestrial and energy domains, remember, there's more to it than meets the telescope!
ChatGPT:
Biomass power, UFO sightings, Utah, Portugal, interstellar intersection, cosmic correlation, National UFO Reporting Center, Energy Information Administration, biomass power generation, celestial alignment, correlation coefficient, statistical significance, unidentified flying objects, cosmic connection, galactic forces, data-driven investigation, extraterrestrial phenomena, energy domains, interstellar phenomena
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Data details
UFO sightings in UtahDetailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Utah
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Utah
Biomass power generated in Portugal
Detailed data title: Total biomass power generated in Portugal in billion kWh
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Biomass power generated in Portugal
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.7676592 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 76.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Biomass power generated in Portugal) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Utah) over the 42 years from 1980 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.0E-14. 0.0000000000000298568789851925
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 3.0E-12% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 33,493,118,972,547 random variables You don't actually need 33 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 41 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 41 because we have two variables measured over a period of 42 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.78, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
UFO sightings in Utah (UFO sightings) | 5 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 6 | 21 | 19 | 31 | 34 | 23 | 42 | 42 | 25 | 27 | 23 | 35 | 26 | 35 | 40 | 55 | 110 | 93 | 77 | 75 | 90 | 66 | 45 | 81 | 102 | 24 |
Biomass power generated in Portugal (Billion kWh) | 0.303 | 0.295 | 0.335 | 0.385 | 0.352 | 0.517 | 0.574 | 0.582 | 0.618 | 0.628 | 0.689 | 0.808 | 0.882 | 0.901 | 0.934 | 0.988 | 0.96 | 1.037 | 1.022 | 1.238 | 1.553 | 1.6 | 1.734 | 1.669 | 1.81 | 1.987 | 2.011 | 2.15 | 2.143 | 2.384 | 2.942 | 3.245 | 3.204 | 3.346 | 3.297 | 3.404 | 3.391 | 3.504 | 3.416 | 3.637 | 4.038 | 3.87365 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
- Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([5,2,3,1,3,2,1,2,1,3,2,1,3,1,3,7,6,21,19,31,34,23,42,42,25,27,23,35,26,35,40,55,110,93,77,75,90,66,45,81,102,24,])
array_2 = np.array([0.303,0.295,0.335,0.385,0.352,0.517,0.574,0.582,0.618,0.628,0.689,0.808,0.882,0.901,0.934,0.988,0.96,1.037,1.022,1.238,1.553,1.6,1.734,1.669,1.81,1.987,2.011,2.15,2.143,2.384,2.942,3.245,3.204,3.346,3.297,3.404,3.391,3.504,3.416,3.637,4.038,3.87365,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Utah"
array_2_name = "Biomass power generated in Portugal"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 4067 · Black Variable ID: 1176 · Red Variable ID: 23908