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The politicians were simply too cold to campaign and couldn't find a single ice platform to stand on. Plus, all that hot air from the debates was starting to melt the polar ice caps, creating a slippery situation for any would-be travelers. It seems like Ohio's Senators really put the freeze on Antarctic travel plans!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Cybernetic art ] Create an image that depicts a group of people standing in a wintry Ohio landscape near a frozen lake. Two Republican Senators are shivering as they hold up campaign signs, struggling against the icy wind. Nearby, a group of people huddle around a smartphone, frantically typing "how to get to Antarctica" into the search bar. The ice beneath them starts to crack, unable to contain the increasing warmth generated by their search. The Senators exchange apprehensive glances, realizing their presence has effectively frozen any hope for Antarctic travel. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Votes for Republican Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to antartica'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Pop art Cybernetic art Art nouveau Low poly Cybernetic art
ChatGPT: Cybernetic art
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Votes for Republican Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to antartica', in the following situation: The politicians were simply too cold to campaign and couldn't find a single ice platform to stand on. Plus, all that hot air from the debates was starting to melt the polar ice caps, creating a slippery situation for any would-be travelers. It seems like Ohio's Senators really put the freeze on Antarctic travel plans!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a wintry Ohio landscape, two Republican Senators stand shivering beside a frozen lake. They hold up campaign signs, but the icy wind makes it difficult to keep them from blowing away. Nearby, a group of people huddle around a smartphone, furiously typing "how to get to Antarctica" into the Google search bar. However, the ice beneath them begins to crack, as if unable to handle the increasing warmth generated by their search. The Senators glance at one another, realizing that their presence in this formidable cold front has effectively frozen any hope for Antarctic travel.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cybernetic art ] and depicting this scene: In a wintry Ohio landscape, two Republican Senators stand shivering beside a frozen lake. They hold up campaign signs, but the icy wind makes it difficult to keep them from blowing away. Nearby, a group of people huddle around a smartphone, furiously typing "how to get to Antarctica" into the Google search bar. However, the ice beneath them begins to crack, as if unable to handle the increasing warmth generated by their search. The Senators glance at one another, realizing that their presence in this formidable cold front has effectively frozen any hope for Antarctic travel. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Cybernetic art ] Create an image that depicts a group of people standing in a wintry Ohio landscape near a frozen lake. Two Republican Senators are shivering as they hold up campaign signs, struggling against the icy wind. Nearby, a group of people huddle around a smartphone, frantically typing "how to get to Antarctica" into the search bar. The ice beneath them starts to crack, unable to contain the increasing warmth generated by their search. The Senators exchange apprehensive glances, realizing their presence has effectively frozen any hope for Antarctic travel.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Republican votes for Senators in Ohio caused how to get to antartica (Google searches for 'how to get to antartica') to decrease. Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica' Journal of Frigid Electoral Analysis Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to antartica'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9032521 and p < 0.05 for 2004 to 2018.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica'"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica'. Using extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2004 to 2018. Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9032521 and a significant p-value of less than 0.05, indicating a robust and undeniable connection.
The relationship between political behavior and seemingly unrelated online search patterns raises eyebrows and prompts questions about the human psyche. With a twinkle in our eyes and a hint of frost in our puns, we navigate through the unexpected correlation, leading to the inevitable question: Are Ohio Republicans longing for a colder climate, or are they simply trying to escape the heat of political debates? This unexpected correlation may just be the tip of the iceberg in understanding the intricacies of voter behavior.
As we unravel the chilling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, we invite readers to brace themselves for icy jokes and frozen puns, reminding us that even the most serious of research endeavors can benefit from a touch of lighthearted humor. After all, what's cooler than uncovering unexpected correlations and cracking a good dad joke along the way?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to antartica'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica'"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica'. Using extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2004 to 2018. Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9032521 and a significant p-value of less than 0.05, indicating a robust and undeniable connection.
The relationship between political behavior and seemingly unrelated online search patterns raises eyebrows and prompts questions about the human psyche. With a twinkle in our eyes and a hint of frost in our puns, we navigate through the unexpected correlation, leading to the inevitable question: Are Ohio Republicans longing for a colder climate, or are they simply trying to escape the heat of political debates? This unexpected correlation may just be the tip of the iceberg in understanding the intricacies of voter behavior.
As we unravel the chilling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, we invite readers to brace themselves for icy jokes and frozen puns, reminding us that even the most serious of research endeavors can benefit from a touch of lighthearted humor. After all, what's cooler than uncovering unexpected correlations and cracking a good dad joke along the way?
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The connection between political behavior and online search patterns has long been a subject of fascination, akin to the mystery of why the chicken crossed the road - we may never truly know. In our case, the enigmatic correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica" has piqued our curiosity and set us on a quest for answers colder than the punchline of a dad joke (if you can bear it).
The paradoxical nature of this relationship has left us scratching our heads like a polar bear with an itch - why would a state known for its Midwest charms and moderate climate show such a keen interest in the southernmost, frostiest continent? It's almost as perplexing as trying to understand why the snowman went to the school dance – because he heard the music was ice-cool!
Drawing upon extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, we embark on a journey to unravel this chilling connection. With a spirit as resilient as an Antarctic explorer, and perhaps a sense of humor as dry as the polar plains, we endeavor to shed light on this unexpected correlation, and perhaps have a little fun in the process. Our findings are not just ice-cold, but statistically significant – enough to make even the most stoic of researchers crack a smile.
As we delve into the frigid depths of this intriguing association, we invite our readers to join us on this expedition, armed with a warm jacket and a readiness for the unexpected. Just as there's no business like snow business, there’s no research quite like uncovering unexpected correlations and sprinkling in some frosty humor along the way.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to antartica'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica'"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica'. Using extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2004 to 2018. Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9032521 and a significant p-value of less than 0.05, indicating a robust and undeniable connection.
The relationship between political behavior and seemingly unrelated online search patterns raises eyebrows and prompts questions about the human psyche. With a twinkle in our eyes and a hint of frost in our puns, we navigate through the unexpected correlation, leading to the inevitable question: Are Ohio Republicans longing for a colder climate, or are they simply trying to escape the heat of political debates? This unexpected correlation may just be the tip of the iceberg in understanding the intricacies of voter behavior.
As we unravel the chilling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, we invite readers to brace themselves for icy jokes and frozen puns, reminding us that even the most serious of research endeavors can benefit from a touch of lighthearted humor. After all, what's cooler than uncovering unexpected correlations and cracking a good dad joke along the way?
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The connection between political behavior and online search patterns has long been a subject of fascination, akin to the mystery of why the chicken crossed the road - we may never truly know. In our case, the enigmatic correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica" has piqued our curiosity and set us on a quest for answers colder than the punchline of a dad joke (if you can bear it).
The paradoxical nature of this relationship has left us scratching our heads like a polar bear with an itch - why would a state known for its Midwest charms and moderate climate show such a keen interest in the southernmost, frostiest continent? It's almost as perplexing as trying to understand why the snowman went to the school dance – because he heard the music was ice-cool!
Drawing upon extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, we embark on a journey to unravel this chilling connection. With a spirit as resilient as an Antarctic explorer, and perhaps a sense of humor as dry as the polar plains, we endeavor to shed light on this unexpected correlation, and perhaps have a little fun in the process. Our findings are not just ice-cold, but statistically significant – enough to make even the most stoic of researchers crack a smile.
As we delve into the frigid depths of this intriguing association, we invite our readers to join us on this expedition, armed with a warm jacket and a readiness for the unexpected. Just as there's no business like snow business, there’s no research quite like uncovering unexpected correlations and sprinkling in some frosty humor along the way.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2010) found a positive relationship between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica'. Their analysis, based on rigorous statistical methods, revealed a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8. This unexpected finding prompted further investigation into the reasons behind this seemingly incongruous association. It's almost as perplexing as trying to understand why the snowman went to the school dance – because he heard the music was ice-cool!
Jones and colleagues (2015) built upon this initial research by examining the temporal dynamics of the correlation. Their study, utilizing time series analysis, demonstrated a noteworthy increase in Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica' in the months leading up to the Senate elections in Ohio. The authors posited various hypotheses to explain this phenomenon, including public sentiment towards environmental policies and subconscious desires for colder climates. It's as if Ohio Republicans are trying to make their own red state chill.
Expanding beyond traditional academic literature, "Antarctica: An Intimate Portrait of the World's Most Mysterious Continent" by Gabrielle Walker offers captivating insights into the allure of Antarctica and the human fascination with the extreme polar environment. Walker's exploration into the psychological and emotional connections to Antarctica provides a compelling backdrop for understanding the potential motivations behind the intriguing search behavior observed in Ohio. The book is sure to leave readers feeling as cool as ice.
On a lighter note, "Ice Station" by Matthew Reilly provides a thrilling fictional narrative set in an icy, remote location, tapping into the allure of frozen landscapes. While the novel may not offer direct insights into the peculiar correlation under scrutiny, its captivating storytelling serves as a reminder that unexpected journeys can lead to unexpected discoveries, much like the quest to unravel the mysterious connection between Republican votes in Ohio and Antarctic aspirations.
The cinematic realm also offers intriguing parallels, with movies such as "The Day After Tomorrow" and "March of the Penguins" capturing the mesmerizing grandeur and cold majesty of polar regions. While these films may be tangentially related to the research at hand, they serve as a cinematic reminder of the chilling allure of the farthest reaches of the Earth and the potential impact of such environmental fascination on online search behavior. After all, who wouldn’t want to chill with penguins?
In summary, the existing literature provides a foundation for our exploration of the enigmatic relationship between Republican votes in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica', offering insights into potential psychological, environmental, and cultural factors that may underpin this unexpected correlation. As we navigate through the research landscape, we embrace the quirky and the unexpected, with the hope that our findings will thaw the frost of curiosity and possibly crack a smile along the way.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to antartica'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2018
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica'"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica'. Using extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2004 to 2018. Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9032521 and a significant p-value of less than 0.05, indicating a robust and undeniable connection.
The relationship between political behavior and seemingly unrelated online search patterns raises eyebrows and prompts questions about the human psyche. With a twinkle in our eyes and a hint of frost in our puns, we navigate through the unexpected correlation, leading to the inevitable question: Are Ohio Republicans longing for a colder climate, or are they simply trying to escape the heat of political debates? This unexpected correlation may just be the tip of the iceberg in understanding the intricacies of voter behavior.
As we unravel the chilling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, we invite readers to brace themselves for icy jokes and frozen puns, reminding us that even the most serious of research endeavors can benefit from a touch of lighthearted humor. After all, what's cooler than uncovering unexpected correlations and cracking a good dad joke along the way?
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The connection between political behavior and online search patterns has long been a subject of fascination, akin to the mystery of why the chicken crossed the road - we may never truly know. In our case, the enigmatic correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica" has piqued our curiosity and set us on a quest for answers colder than the punchline of a dad joke (if you can bear it).
The paradoxical nature of this relationship has left us scratching our heads like a polar bear with an itch - why would a state known for its Midwest charms and moderate climate show such a keen interest in the southernmost, frostiest continent? It's almost as perplexing as trying to understand why the snowman went to the school dance – because he heard the music was ice-cool!
Drawing upon extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, we embark on a journey to unravel this chilling connection. With a spirit as resilient as an Antarctic explorer, and perhaps a sense of humor as dry as the polar plains, we endeavor to shed light on this unexpected correlation, and perhaps have a little fun in the process. Our findings are not just ice-cold, but statistically significant – enough to make even the most stoic of researchers crack a smile.
As we delve into the frigid depths of this intriguing association, we invite our readers to join us on this expedition, armed with a warm jacket and a readiness for the unexpected. Just as there's no business like snow business, there’s no research quite like uncovering unexpected correlations and sprinkling in some frosty humor along the way.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To investigate the frosty connection between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica", our research team employed a set of rigorous and, dare we say, chilling methodologies. First, we conducted a thorough screening of available data sources akin to searching for a needle in a haystack, or in this case, a snowflake in a blizzard. The MIT Election Data and Science Lab provided detailed information on Republican votes in Ohio from 2004 to 2018, while the Harvard Dataverse offered valuable datasets related to political demographics. Meanwhile, our exploration of Google Trends unearthed search data related to the quest for reaching the frozen continent, offering a digital trail colder than a Yeti's sneeze.
Once armed with an avalanche of data, we traversed through the treacherous terrain of statistical analysis, employing robust regression models and time-series analyses. Like polar explorers navigating through an icy labyrinth, we meticulously examined the temporal relationship between Republican votes and Google search patterns, accounting for seasonal variations and political climates. The correlation coefficient emerged from the statistical tundra, standing tall and firm like an ice sculpture, with a value of 0.9032521. As for the p-value, it leapt out of the statistical equations, signaling significance with a frosty touch, boasting a value of less than 0.05.
"Did you hear about the statistician who got frostbite? He left too many p-values out in the cold!"
Furthermore, to ensure the robustness of our findings, we conducted sensitivity analyses and cross-validated the results using alternative models. In the spirit of thorough investigation, we scrutinized the data as diligently as a penguin preening its feathers, accounting for potential confounders and lurking correlations. The findings continued to bear the weight of statistical scrutiny, reaffirming the solidity of the frosty relationship between Republican votes in Ohio and searches for Antarctic expeditions.
In a final chilling endeavor, we dove into the frozen waters of qualitative analysis, conducting thematic content analysis of online discussions and forums to unravel the underlying motivations behind the seemingly curious connection. From political enthusiasts longing for a change of scenery to adventurous spirits seeking new horizons, the qualitative insights added depth to our understanding of this intriguing correlation.
In summary, our methodology reflects a thorough, multidimensional exploration of the icy relationship between Republican votes in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica". Like navigating through an Arctic blizzard armed with statistical compasses and qualitative parkas, our methodologies provided a solid framework for unearthing this chilling connection.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to antartica'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse and Google Trends .
For the time period 2004 to 2018, you found a correlation 0.9032521, r-squared of 0.8158644, and p < 0.05.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica'"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica'. Using extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2004 to 2018. Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9032521 and a significant p-value of less than 0.05, indicating a robust and undeniable connection.
The relationship between political behavior and seemingly unrelated online search patterns raises eyebrows and prompts questions about the human psyche. With a twinkle in our eyes and a hint of frost in our puns, we navigate through the unexpected correlation, leading to the inevitable question: Are Ohio Republicans longing for a colder climate, or are they simply trying to escape the heat of political debates? This unexpected correlation may just be the tip of the iceberg in understanding the intricacies of voter behavior.
As we unravel the chilling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, we invite readers to brace themselves for icy jokes and frozen puns, reminding us that even the most serious of research endeavors can benefit from a touch of lighthearted humor. After all, what's cooler than uncovering unexpected correlations and cracking a good dad joke along the way?
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The connection between political behavior and online search patterns has long been a subject of fascination, akin to the mystery of why the chicken crossed the road - we may never truly know. In our case, the enigmatic correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica" has piqued our curiosity and set us on a quest for answers colder than the punchline of a dad joke (if you can bear it).
The paradoxical nature of this relationship has left us scratching our heads like a polar bear with an itch - why would a state known for its Midwest charms and moderate climate show such a keen interest in the southernmost, frostiest continent? It's almost as perplexing as trying to understand why the snowman went to the school dance – because he heard the music was ice-cool!
Drawing upon extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, we embark on a journey to unravel this chilling connection. With a spirit as resilient as an Antarctic explorer, and perhaps a sense of humor as dry as the polar plains, we endeavor to shed light on this unexpected correlation, and perhaps have a little fun in the process. Our findings are not just ice-cold, but statistically significant – enough to make even the most stoic of researchers crack a smile.
As we delve into the frigid depths of this intriguing association, we invite our readers to join us on this expedition, armed with a warm jacket and a readiness for the unexpected. Just as there's no business like snow business, there’s no research quite like uncovering unexpected correlations and sprinkling in some frosty humor along the way.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data collected from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends revealed a striking correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica". The correlation coefficient was found to be 0.9032521, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This result is as surprising as finding a polar bear in a snowstorm, but just as undeniable.
The r-squared value of 0.8158644 further emphasizes the robustness of the relationship. This suggests that approximately 81.6% of the variation in Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica" can be explained by the variation in Republican votes for Senators in Ohio. It's as if the link between Ohio Republicans and an affinity for polar exploration is as clear as ice.
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.05 indicates that this relationship is statistically significant. The probability of observing such a strong correlation between these variables by mere chance is lower than the Titanic's chances of avoiding the iceberg.
This unexpected correlation may have us all feeling a bit frosty, but it undoubtedly leads to some intriguing conclusions. One can't help but wonder if Ohio Republicans have been dreaming of snow-capped mountains and penguin sightings when casting their votes. Perhaps they simply find solace in the thought of a cooler, polar climate, much like a dad finds solace in a good dad joke.
Now, let’s turn our attention to Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica". This visual depiction further solidifies the significant relationship we have uncovered. It's almost as clear as day, or as clear as a block of ice, if one prefers.
In conclusion, our research has brought to light a connection that is as chilly as it is unexpected. As we continue on this frosty journey of exploration, we invite readers to join us in embracing the unexpected and partaking in a frosty pun or two along the way. After all, there's snow place like a research paper to crack a dad joke.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to antartica'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica'"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica'. Using extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2004 to 2018. Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9032521 and a significant p-value of less than 0.05, indicating a robust and undeniable connection.
The relationship between political behavior and seemingly unrelated online search patterns raises eyebrows and prompts questions about the human psyche. With a twinkle in our eyes and a hint of frost in our puns, we navigate through the unexpected correlation, leading to the inevitable question: Are Ohio Republicans longing for a colder climate, or are they simply trying to escape the heat of political debates? This unexpected correlation may just be the tip of the iceberg in understanding the intricacies of voter behavior.
As we unravel the chilling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, we invite readers to brace themselves for icy jokes and frozen puns, reminding us that even the most serious of research endeavors can benefit from a touch of lighthearted humor. After all, what's cooler than uncovering unexpected correlations and cracking a good dad joke along the way?
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2010) found a positive relationship between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica'. Their analysis, based on rigorous statistical methods, revealed a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8. This unexpected finding prompted further investigation into the reasons behind this seemingly incongruous association. It's almost as perplexing as trying to understand why the snowman went to the school dance – because he heard the music was ice-cool!
Jones and colleagues (2015) built upon this initial research by examining the temporal dynamics of the correlation. Their study, utilizing time series analysis, demonstrated a noteworthy increase in Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica' in the months leading up to the Senate elections in Ohio. The authors posited various hypotheses to explain this phenomenon, including public sentiment towards environmental policies and subconscious desires for colder climates. It's as if Ohio Republicans are trying to make their own red state chill.
Expanding beyond traditional academic literature, "Antarctica: An Intimate Portrait of the World's Most Mysterious Continent" by Gabrielle Walker offers captivating insights into the allure of Antarctica and the human fascination with the extreme polar environment. Walker's exploration into the psychological and emotional connections to Antarctica provides a compelling backdrop for understanding the potential motivations behind the intriguing search behavior observed in Ohio. The book is sure to leave readers feeling as cool as ice.
On a lighter note, "Ice Station" by Matthew Reilly provides a thrilling fictional narrative set in an icy, remote location, tapping into the allure of frozen landscapes. While the novel may not offer direct insights into the peculiar correlation under scrutiny, its captivating storytelling serves as a reminder that unexpected journeys can lead to unexpected discoveries, much like the quest to unravel the mysterious connection between Republican votes in Ohio and Antarctic aspirations.
The cinematic realm also offers intriguing parallels, with movies such as "The Day After Tomorrow" and "March of the Penguins" capturing the mesmerizing grandeur and cold majesty of polar regions. While these films may be tangentially related to the research at hand, they serve as a cinematic reminder of the chilling allure of the farthest reaches of the Earth and the potential impact of such environmental fascination on online search behavior. After all, who wouldn’t want to chill with penguins?
In summary, the existing literature provides a foundation for our exploration of the enigmatic relationship between Republican votes in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica', offering insights into potential psychological, environmental, and cultural factors that may underpin this unexpected correlation. As we navigate through the research landscape, we embrace the quirky and the unexpected, with the hope that our findings will thaw the frost of curiosity and possibly crack a smile along the way.
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data collected from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends revealed a striking correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica". The correlation coefficient was found to be 0.9032521, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This result is as surprising as finding a polar bear in a snowstorm, but just as undeniable.
The r-squared value of 0.8158644 further emphasizes the robustness of the relationship. This suggests that approximately 81.6% of the variation in Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica" can be explained by the variation in Republican votes for Senators in Ohio. It's as if the link between Ohio Republicans and an affinity for polar exploration is as clear as ice.
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.05 indicates that this relationship is statistically significant. The probability of observing such a strong correlation between these variables by mere chance is lower than the Titanic's chances of avoiding the iceberg.
This unexpected correlation may have us all feeling a bit frosty, but it undoubtedly leads to some intriguing conclusions. One can't help but wonder if Ohio Republicans have been dreaming of snow-capped mountains and penguin sightings when casting their votes. Perhaps they simply find solace in the thought of a cooler, polar climate, much like a dad finds solace in a good dad joke.
Now, let’s turn our attention to Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica". This visual depiction further solidifies the significant relationship we have uncovered. It's almost as clear as day, or as clear as a block of ice, if one prefers.
In conclusion, our research has brought to light a connection that is as chilly as it is unexpected. As we continue on this frosty journey of exploration, we invite readers to join us in embracing the unexpected and partaking in a frosty pun or two along the way. After all, there's snow place like a research paper to crack a dad joke.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
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[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of this study provide compelling evidence for the chilling relationship between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica." Our results supported the prior research, echoing the work of Smith and Doe (2010) and Jones and colleagues (2015), who initially unearthed the surprising correlation. It seems that the connection between these seemingly disparate variables is as solid as a frozen pond in winter.
The significant correlation coefficient of 0.9032521 accentuates the strength of this relationship, solidifying the notion that Ohio Republicans' online inquiries about reaching the icy continent are more than just a fluke. It's as if they've set their political compasses to the magnetic allure of the South Pole.
Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.8158644 highlights the substantial portion of variation in Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica" that can be explained by Republican votes for Senators in Ohio. As clear as an icicle, this statistic underscores the robustness of the connection, leaving little room for doubt about the frosty fascination influencing voter behavior.
Considering the statistically significant p-value of less than 0.05, the probability of this relationship occurring by random chance is about as likely as stumbling upon a penguin in the Ohio River. This further strengthens the compelling nature of our findings, reinforcing the notion that the link between Ohio Republicans and polar aspirations is as unmistakable as a snowman in July.
The visual representation of this correlation in Figure 1, akin to a snapshot of a frosty landscape, emphasizes the clarity and concreteness of our results. It's almost as if the data is speaking to us through the frozen silence of an Arctic night.
In light of these substantial findings, we are left pondering the significance of this unexpected correlation, prompting us to ask the timeless question: Why are Ohio Republicans seemingly drawn to the frigid allure of Antarctica? Perhaps they seek refuge in the thought of a colder climate amidst the heated debates of the political landscape. As the saying goes, "When in doubt, just chill out!"
This study adds an icy twist to our understanding of voter behavior, hinting at the influence of environmental and psychological factors that extend beyond the boundaries of traditional political inquiry. At the very least, it provides a refreshing break from the heated discussions in the political arena, allowing us to coolly contemplate the quirks and curiosities surrounding this unexpected connection.
As we peer through the frosty lens of statistical analysis, the implications of this research extend well beyond the realm of Ohio politics, reminding us that even the most unexpected correlations can offer insights worth exploring, much like the unexpected joy of stumbling upon a well-crafted dad joke in an academic discussion.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to antartica'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica'"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the intriguing correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica'. Using extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2004 to 2018. Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9032521 and a significant p-value of less than 0.05, indicating a robust and undeniable connection.
The relationship between political behavior and seemingly unrelated online search patterns raises eyebrows and prompts questions about the human psyche. With a twinkle in our eyes and a hint of frost in our puns, we navigate through the unexpected correlation, leading to the inevitable question: Are Ohio Republicans longing for a colder climate, or are they simply trying to escape the heat of political debates? This unexpected correlation may just be the tip of the iceberg in understanding the intricacies of voter behavior.
As we unravel the chilling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, we invite readers to brace themselves for icy jokes and frozen puns, reminding us that even the most serious of research endeavors can benefit from a touch of lighthearted humor. After all, what's cooler than uncovering unexpected correlations and cracking a good dad joke along the way?
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The connection between political behavior and online search patterns has long been a subject of fascination, akin to the mystery of why the chicken crossed the road - we may never truly know. In our case, the enigmatic correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica" has piqued our curiosity and set us on a quest for answers colder than the punchline of a dad joke (if you can bear it).
The paradoxical nature of this relationship has left us scratching our heads like a polar bear with an itch - why would a state known for its Midwest charms and moderate climate show such a keen interest in the southernmost, frostiest continent? It's almost as perplexing as trying to understand why the snowman went to the school dance – because he heard the music was ice-cool!
Drawing upon extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, we embark on a journey to unravel this chilling connection. With a spirit as resilient as an Antarctic explorer, and perhaps a sense of humor as dry as the polar plains, we endeavor to shed light on this unexpected correlation, and perhaps have a little fun in the process. Our findings are not just ice-cold, but statistically significant – enough to make even the most stoic of researchers crack a smile.
As we delve into the frigid depths of this intriguing association, we invite our readers to join us on this expedition, armed with a warm jacket and a readiness for the unexpected. Just as there's no business like snow business, there’s no research quite like uncovering unexpected correlations and sprinkling in some frosty humor along the way.
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data collected from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends revealed a striking correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica". The correlation coefficient was found to be 0.9032521, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This result is as surprising as finding a polar bear in a snowstorm, but just as undeniable.
The r-squared value of 0.8158644 further emphasizes the robustness of the relationship. This suggests that approximately 81.6% of the variation in Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica" can be explained by the variation in Republican votes for Senators in Ohio. It's as if the link between Ohio Republicans and an affinity for polar exploration is as clear as ice.
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.05 indicates that this relationship is statistically significant. The probability of observing such a strong correlation between these variables by mere chance is lower than the Titanic's chances of avoiding the iceberg.
This unexpected correlation may have us all feeling a bit frosty, but it undoubtedly leads to some intriguing conclusions. One can't help but wonder if Ohio Republicans have been dreaming of snow-capped mountains and penguin sightings when casting their votes. Perhaps they simply find solace in the thought of a cooler, polar climate, much like a dad finds solace in a good dad joke.
Now, let’s turn our attention to Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica". This visual depiction further solidifies the significant relationship we have uncovered. It's almost as clear as day, or as clear as a block of ice, if one prefers.
In conclusion, our research has brought to light a connection that is as chilly as it is unexpected. As we continue on this frosty journey of exploration, we invite readers to join us in embracing the unexpected and partaking in a frosty pun or two along the way. After all, there's snow place like a research paper to crack a dad joke.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has successfully uncovered a captivating relationship between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for "how to get to Antarctica". The robust correlation coefficient and statistically significant p-value leave no doubt that there is indeed a connection between these seemingly disparate variables.
It appears that Ohio Republicans might have more than just an affinity for Midwest charm – they seem to also harbor an intriguing fascination with polar exploration. Perhaps they are seeking relief from the political heat with thoughts of icy landscapes and polar bear sightings. It's as if they are dreaming of a snow globe world where political debates are replaced by penguin waddles and ice-fishing expeditions. One might say they have an "ice"t for the extraordinary!
Our findings have certainly left us feeling as bewildered as a snowman in a sauna, but there's no denying the compelling nature of this correlation. It's as clear as an Arctic day that further investigation into the intersection of political behavior and unconventional interests is warranted, but for now, we can rest assured that our research has paved the way for a new understanding of Ohio Republicans' icy inclinations.
In closing, we assert that no more research is needed in this area. After all, when it comes to uncovering the unexpected connection between politics and polar dreams, we've already broken the ice!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
Journal of Frigid Electoral Analysis
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Analyzing Political Polarization and Climate Curiosities
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Chilling Relationship: The Icy Connection Between Republican Votes in Ohio and Google Searches for 'How to Get to Antarctica' with an abstract of This paper delves into the intriguing correlation between Republican votes for Senators in Ohio and Google searches for 'how to get to Antarctica'. Using extensive data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2004 to 2018. Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9032521 and a significant p-value of less than 0.05, indicating a robust and undeniable connection.
The relationship between political behavior and seemingly unrelated online search patterns raises eyebrows and prompts questions about the human psyche. With a twinkle in our eyes and a hint of frost in our puns, we navigate through the unexpected correlation, leading to the inevitable question: Are Ohio Republicans longing for a colder climate, or are they simply trying to escape the heat of political debates? This unexpected correlation may just be the tip of the iceberg in understanding the intricacies of voter behavior.
As we unravel the chilling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, we invite readers to brace themselves for icy jokes and frozen puns, reminding us that even the most serious of research endeavors can benefit from a touch of lighthearted humor. After all, what's cooler than uncovering unexpected correlations and cracking a good dad joke along the way?
ChatGPT:
Republican votes Ohio, Google searches Antarctica, correlation political behavior searches, MIT Election Data Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, correlation coefficient, p-value significance, voter behavior political climate, unexpected correlations voter behavior, lighthearted humor in research
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Votes for Republican Senators in OhioDetailed data title: Percentage of votes cast for Federal Republican Senate candidates in Ohio
Source: MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse
See what else correlates with Votes for Republican Senators in Ohio
Google searches for 'how to get to antartica'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'how to get to antartica' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)
See what else correlates with Google searches for 'how to get to antartica'
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8158644 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 81.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'how to get to antartica') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Votes for Republican Senators in Ohio) over the 6 years from 2004 through 2018.
p < 0.05, which statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.014. 0.0135874440477098400000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.9 in 1.4% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 74 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 5 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 5 because we have two variables measured over a period of 6 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.34, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004 | 2006 | 2010 | 2012 | 2016 | 2018 | |
Votes for Republican Senators in Ohio (Percentage of votes) | 63.8494 | 43.8152 | 56.8463 | 44.7 | 58.0289 | 46.5656 |
Google searches for 'how to get to antartica' (Rel. search volume) | 14 | 5.16667 | 8.66667 | 6.08333 | 8 | 6.33333 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
- Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([63.8494,43.8152,56.8463,44.7,58.0289,46.5656,])
array_2 = np.array([14,5.16667,8.66667,6.08333,8,6.33333,])
array_1_name = "Votes for Republican Senators in Ohio"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'how to get to antartica'"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 5312 · Black Variable ID: 26445 · Red Variable ID: 1475