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As GMO corn in Missouri became more prevalent, it led to a surplus in corn production. This surplus corn was then used to make all sorts of corn-based products, including the beloved corn chips. As people indulged in these delicious snacks, they had a higher likelihood of getting those pesky snack-related injuries, such as chip-induced mouth wounds. This in turn created a higher demand for legal representation, ultimately leading to an increase in the number of lawyers in the United States. After all, when it comes to corn chip calamities, everyone wants a-maize-ing legal advice!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image depicting a surreal vaporwave-inspired scene set in a vast, glowing cornfield within the heart of Missouri. Within the field, towering genetically modified corn plants shimmer under a neon-hued sky, their leaves reflecting vibrant shades of pink, teal, and purple. Amidst the radiant plants, a group of sharply-dressed lawyers convene, their silhouettes sharply contrasting against the luminous backdrop. The scene carries an otherworldly, dreamlike quality, blending the natural and artificial in a captivating manner. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a Polaroid photo Vaporwave Symbolism Woodblock painting Steampunk
ChatGPT: Vaporwave
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a vast cornfield in Missouri, genetically modified corn plants stretch towards the sky. Among the stalks, a group of lawyers, dressed in professional attire, gather to discuss legal matters, their presence symbolizing the number of lawyers in the United States.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Vaporwave ] and depicting this scene: In a vast cornfield in Missouri, genetically modified corn plants stretch towards the sky. Among the stalks, a group of lawyers, dressed in professional attire, gather to discuss legal matters, their presence symbolizing the number of lawyers in the United States. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image depicting a surreal vaporwave-inspired scene set in a vast, glowing cornfield within the heart of Missouri. Within the field, towering genetically modified corn plants shimmer under a neon-hued sky, their leaves reflecting vibrant shades of pink, teal, and purple. Amidst the radiant plants, a group of sharply-dressed lawyers convene, their silhouettes sharply contrasting against the luminous backdrop. The scene carries an otherworldly, dreamlike quality, blending the natural and artificial in a captivating manner.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in GMO use in corn grown in Missouri caused Number of Lawyers in the United States to increase.\Make it sound serious until the end.
AI academic paper
Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States Journal of Agricultural Litigation and Genetics Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Include a pun in the title.
Your research team used data from USDA and ABA to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 and p < 0.01 for 2000 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the rather unexpected relationship between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn production in the state of Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), a correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 and a significance level of p < 0.01 were observed for the years 2000 to 2022. The findings unveil an intriguing and, some might say, corn-cerning connection between agricultural practices and the legal profession. This study provokes thought-provoking discussions on the interplay of seemingly disparate fields and encourages further exploration into the cornucopia of influences on the legal landscape.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the rather unexpected relationship between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn production in the state of Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), a correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 and a significance level of p < 0.01 were observed for the years 2000 to 2022. The findings unveil an intriguing and, some might say, corn-cerning connection between agricultural practices and the legal profession. This study provokes thought-provoking discussions on the interplay of seemingly disparate fields and encourages further exploration into the cornucopia of influences on the legal landscape.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The contemporary era witnesses a cornucopia of research endeavors seeking to unravel the complex interconnections between various facets of human activity. In line with this pursuit, the present study ventures into the seemingly incongruous correlation between the utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) technology in corn cultivation within the borders of Missouri, and the abundance of legal practitioners populating the vast legal landscape of the United States of America. While such a correlation may initially appear as tenuous as a cobweb, the statistical analysis of pertinent data has unearthed a striking coefficient of 0.9773778, providing statistical support for the observed relationship.
Interestingly, the seventeenth-century English philosopher, Francis Bacon, opined that "knowledge is power," and in the quest for understanding the intricacies of this correlation, it becomes apparent that the power of knowledge extends even to the seemingly disparate realms of agricultural practices and the legal profession. Through the application of meticulous data analysis facilitated by the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), this study has bestowed upon us an unforeseen confluence of fields that may be described as, to put it quite literally, ‘ear-resistible.’
The placement of Missouri at the fulcrum of this analysis is not without scholarly significance. As one of the leading corn-producing states in the nation, Missouri serves as a pertinent locus for the examination of the ramifications of GMO adoption in agriculture. Moreover, the quantification of legal practitioners in the broader context of the United States allows for a comprehensive assessment of the extrapolatability of the findings to a national scale.
Thus, this study endeavors to thrust into the spotlight a hitherto underexplored aspect of the sociopolitical landscape, drawing attention not only to the correlation itself but also to the implications it holds for the legal and agricultural spheres. The subsequent sections shall scrutinize the methodology, results, and broader implications of this research, hoping to sow the seeds of inquiry into this rather unexpected correlation and cultivate a more nuanced understanding of its underpinning mechanisms.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the rather unexpected relationship between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn production in the state of Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), a correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 and a significance level of p < 0.01 were observed for the years 2000 to 2022. The findings unveil an intriguing and, some might say, corn-cerning connection between agricultural practices and the legal profession. This study provokes thought-provoking discussions on the interplay of seemingly disparate fields and encourages further exploration into the cornucopia of influences on the legal landscape.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The contemporary era witnesses a cornucopia of research endeavors seeking to unravel the complex interconnections between various facets of human activity. In line with this pursuit, the present study ventures into the seemingly incongruous correlation between the utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) technology in corn cultivation within the borders of Missouri, and the abundance of legal practitioners populating the vast legal landscape of the United States of America. While such a correlation may initially appear as tenuous as a cobweb, the statistical analysis of pertinent data has unearthed a striking coefficient of 0.9773778, providing statistical support for the observed relationship.
Interestingly, the seventeenth-century English philosopher, Francis Bacon, opined that "knowledge is power," and in the quest for understanding the intricacies of this correlation, it becomes apparent that the power of knowledge extends even to the seemingly disparate realms of agricultural practices and the legal profession. Through the application of meticulous data analysis facilitated by the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), this study has bestowed upon us an unforeseen confluence of fields that may be described as, to put it quite literally, ‘ear-resistible.’
The placement of Missouri at the fulcrum of this analysis is not without scholarly significance. As one of the leading corn-producing states in the nation, Missouri serves as a pertinent locus for the examination of the ramifications of GMO adoption in agriculture. Moreover, the quantification of legal practitioners in the broader context of the United States allows for a comprehensive assessment of the extrapolatability of the findings to a national scale.
Thus, this study endeavors to thrust into the spotlight a hitherto underexplored aspect of the sociopolitical landscape, drawing attention not only to the correlation itself but also to the implications it holds for the legal and agricultural spheres. The subsequent sections shall scrutinize the methodology, results, and broader implications of this research, hoping to sow the seeds of inquiry into this rather unexpected correlation and cultivate a more nuanced understanding of its underpinning mechanisms.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation into the correlation between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn grown in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the United States has elicited a diverse range of perspectives. Smith et al. (2015) provide a comprehensive analysis of GMO adoption in agriculture, offering valuable insights into the implications of such technological advancements. Additionally, Doe and Jones (2018) offer a detailed examination of the legal profession, shedding light on the factors contributing to the proliferation of legal practitioners in the United States.
Expanding beyond the traditional realms of academic literature, "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan presents a thought-provoking exploration of the modern agricultural landscape, delving into the complexities of food production and the influence of technological interventions. Furthermore, "The Runaway Jury" by John Grisham offers a fictional portrayal of legal battles, providing anecdotal evidence of the intricacies of the legal profession, albeit in a dramatized form.
Intriguingly, a recent social media post on a popular platform posited a connection between GMO consumption and a propensity for engaging in legal disputes, albeit in a light-hearted manner.
As the literature gleans insights from a variety of sources, it becomes apparent that the correlation between GMO use in corn cultivation and the number of lawyers in the United States is a topic ripe for exploration, offering both intellectual stimulation and the occasional corny pun.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and ABA . You used data from 2000 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the rather unexpected relationship between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn production in the state of Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), a correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 and a significance level of p < 0.01 were observed for the years 2000 to 2022. The findings unveil an intriguing and, some might say, corn-cerning connection between agricultural practices and the legal profession. This study provokes thought-provoking discussions on the interplay of seemingly disparate fields and encourages further exploration into the cornucopia of influences on the legal landscape.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The contemporary era witnesses a cornucopia of research endeavors seeking to unravel the complex interconnections between various facets of human activity. In line with this pursuit, the present study ventures into the seemingly incongruous correlation between the utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) technology in corn cultivation within the borders of Missouri, and the abundance of legal practitioners populating the vast legal landscape of the United States of America. While such a correlation may initially appear as tenuous as a cobweb, the statistical analysis of pertinent data has unearthed a striking coefficient of 0.9773778, providing statistical support for the observed relationship.
Interestingly, the seventeenth-century English philosopher, Francis Bacon, opined that "knowledge is power," and in the quest for understanding the intricacies of this correlation, it becomes apparent that the power of knowledge extends even to the seemingly disparate realms of agricultural practices and the legal profession. Through the application of meticulous data analysis facilitated by the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), this study has bestowed upon us an unforeseen confluence of fields that may be described as, to put it quite literally, ‘ear-resistible.’
The placement of Missouri at the fulcrum of this analysis is not without scholarly significance. As one of the leading corn-producing states in the nation, Missouri serves as a pertinent locus for the examination of the ramifications of GMO adoption in agriculture. Moreover, the quantification of legal practitioners in the broader context of the United States allows for a comprehensive assessment of the extrapolatability of the findings to a national scale.
Thus, this study endeavors to thrust into the spotlight a hitherto underexplored aspect of the sociopolitical landscape, drawing attention not only to the correlation itself but also to the implications it holds for the legal and agricultural spheres. The subsequent sections shall scrutinize the methodology, results, and broader implications of this research, hoping to sow the seeds of inquiry into this rather unexpected correlation and cultivate a more nuanced understanding of its underpinning mechanisms.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The research methodology employed in this study involved a thorough and systematic approach to collecting, organizing, and analyzing data related to GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the United States. Data for GMO adoption in corn cultivation was primarily sourced from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA), while information on the quantity of legal practitioners was obtained from the American Bar Association (ABA). The time frame for data collection spanned from the year 2000 to 2022, allowing for a comprehensive exploration of the temporal patterns inherent in the variables under investigation.
To establish the relationship between GMO use in Missouri corn production and the number of lawyers in the United States, a multifaceted analytical approach was undertaken. Firstly, the per capita consumption of GMO corn in Missouri was quantified based on USDA reports, and a trend analysis was conducted to discern any discernible patterns in GMO adoption over the years. Secondly, the number of lawyers in the United States was ascertained from ABA records, and similar trend analyses were conducted to capture the fluctuations in legal practitioner quantities during the same temporal scope.
In addition to trend analyses, a rigorous statistical framework was employed to determine the strength and significance of the relationship between GMO use in Missouri and the abundance of legal professionals in the United States. The correlation coefficient and associated p-values were derived using statistical software, with a notable correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 and a significance level of p < 0.01 emerging from the analysis. This statistical validation underscores the robustness of the observed relationship and justifies its exploration within the scholarly domain.
Furthermore, in order to elucidate the potential causative mechanisms underlying the observed correlation, secondary research was conducted to identify theoretical frameworks and existing literature that could provide insights into the interplay between agricultural practices and the legal landscape. This entailed a comprehensive review of scholarly articles, legal analyses, and agricultural reports, through which a nuanced understanding of the underlying mechanisms was sought.
It is paramount to acknowledge the limitations inherent in this study, particularly pertaining to the reliance on aggregated data and the potential influence of confounding variables. However, the meticulousness of the data collection process, the utilization of widely recognized sources, and the application of robust statistical analyses confer a degree of validity and reliability upon the study's findings. The subsequent section shall expound upon the findings derived from the aforementioned methodology, shedding light on the intriguing correlation between GMO use in Missouri corn and the number of lawyers in the United States.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and ABA .
For the time period 2000 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9773778, r-squared of 0.9552674, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the rather unexpected relationship between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn production in the state of Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), a correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 and a significance level of p < 0.01 were observed for the years 2000 to 2022. The findings unveil an intriguing and, some might say, corn-cerning connection between agricultural practices and the legal profession. This study provokes thought-provoking discussions on the interplay of seemingly disparate fields and encourages further exploration into the cornucopia of influences on the legal landscape.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The contemporary era witnesses a cornucopia of research endeavors seeking to unravel the complex interconnections between various facets of human activity. In line with this pursuit, the present study ventures into the seemingly incongruous correlation between the utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) technology in corn cultivation within the borders of Missouri, and the abundance of legal practitioners populating the vast legal landscape of the United States of America. While such a correlation may initially appear as tenuous as a cobweb, the statistical analysis of pertinent data has unearthed a striking coefficient of 0.9773778, providing statistical support for the observed relationship.
Interestingly, the seventeenth-century English philosopher, Francis Bacon, opined that "knowledge is power," and in the quest for understanding the intricacies of this correlation, it becomes apparent that the power of knowledge extends even to the seemingly disparate realms of agricultural practices and the legal profession. Through the application of meticulous data analysis facilitated by the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), this study has bestowed upon us an unforeseen confluence of fields that may be described as, to put it quite literally, ‘ear-resistible.’
The placement of Missouri at the fulcrum of this analysis is not without scholarly significance. As one of the leading corn-producing states in the nation, Missouri serves as a pertinent locus for the examination of the ramifications of GMO adoption in agriculture. Moreover, the quantification of legal practitioners in the broader context of the United States allows for a comprehensive assessment of the extrapolatability of the findings to a national scale.
Thus, this study endeavors to thrust into the spotlight a hitherto underexplored aspect of the sociopolitical landscape, drawing attention not only to the correlation itself but also to the implications it holds for the legal and agricultural spheres. The subsequent sections shall scrutinize the methodology, results, and broader implications of this research, hoping to sow the seeds of inquiry into this rather unexpected correlation and cultivate a more nuanced understanding of its underpinning mechanisms.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The spate of data collection and rigorous statistical analysis has led to the revelation of a robust correlation between the utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) technology in corn cultivation in Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States. The correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The high coefficient value hints at a substantial association between the two factors, surprisingly emphasizing a bond that is as tightly woven as a corn husk.
Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.9552674 accentuates the extent to which the variability of the number of lawyers in the United States can be explained by changes in GMO use in Missouri. This finding underscores the substantial influence of agricultural practices in a single state on the legal profession on a national scale. Although one may be tempted to liken this correlation to a game of "corncob and lawyers," the statistical evidence affirms the presence of an authentic relationship that eludes mere coincidental interpretation.
Notably, the insignificance level of p < 0.01 indicates a high level of confidence in the observed correlation. The results lend credence to the undeniable marriage of agricultural strategies and legal occupation, unveiling a connection as solid as the sturdiness of a cornstalk. This statistical significance reinforces the academic rigor and certainty of the association, leaving little room for doubt and adding weight to the nuanced relationship uncovered in this study.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates the strength of the correlation observed between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the United States. The figure vividly portrays the striking alignment of data points, emphasizing the compelling relationship that defies conventional expectations. It is a visual testament to the unexpected intertwined nature of seemingly unrelated fields, beckoning observers to contemplate the interconnectedness of disciplines and the unexpected whims of statistical fate.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the rather unexpected relationship between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn production in the state of Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), a correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 and a significance level of p < 0.01 were observed for the years 2000 to 2022. The findings unveil an intriguing and, some might say, corn-cerning connection between agricultural practices and the legal profession. This study provokes thought-provoking discussions on the interplay of seemingly disparate fields and encourages further exploration into the cornucopia of influences on the legal landscape.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation into the correlation between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn grown in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the United States has elicited a diverse range of perspectives. Smith et al. (2015) provide a comprehensive analysis of GMO adoption in agriculture, offering valuable insights into the implications of such technological advancements. Additionally, Doe and Jones (2018) offer a detailed examination of the legal profession, shedding light on the factors contributing to the proliferation of legal practitioners in the United States.
Expanding beyond the traditional realms of academic literature, "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan presents a thought-provoking exploration of the modern agricultural landscape, delving into the complexities of food production and the influence of technological interventions. Furthermore, "The Runaway Jury" by John Grisham offers a fictional portrayal of legal battles, providing anecdotal evidence of the intricacies of the legal profession, albeit in a dramatized form.
Intriguingly, a recent social media post on a popular platform posited a connection between GMO consumption and a propensity for engaging in legal disputes, albeit in a light-hearted manner.
As the literature gleans insights from a variety of sources, it becomes apparent that the correlation between GMO use in corn cultivation and the number of lawyers in the United States is a topic ripe for exploration, offering both intellectual stimulation and the occasional corny pun.
[[RESULTS]]
The spate of data collection and rigorous statistical analysis has led to the revelation of a robust correlation between the utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) technology in corn cultivation in Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States. The correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The high coefficient value hints at a substantial association between the two factors, surprisingly emphasizing a bond that is as tightly woven as a corn husk.
Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.9552674 accentuates the extent to which the variability of the number of lawyers in the United States can be explained by changes in GMO use in Missouri. This finding underscores the substantial influence of agricultural practices in a single state on the legal profession on a national scale. Although one may be tempted to liken this correlation to a game of "corncob and lawyers," the statistical evidence affirms the presence of an authentic relationship that eludes mere coincidental interpretation.
Notably, the insignificance level of p < 0.01 indicates a high level of confidence in the observed correlation. The results lend credence to the undeniable marriage of agricultural strategies and legal occupation, unveiling a connection as solid as the sturdiness of a cornstalk. This statistical significance reinforces the academic rigor and certainty of the association, leaving little room for doubt and adding weight to the nuanced relationship uncovered in this study.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates the strength of the correlation observed between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the United States. The figure vividly portrays the striking alignment of data points, emphasizing the compelling relationship that defies conventional expectations. It is a visual testament to the unexpected intertwined nature of seemingly unrelated fields, beckoning observers to contemplate the interconnectedness of disciplines and the unexpected whims of statistical fate.
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Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of this study not only underscore the robust correlation between GMO use in corn cultivation in Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States but also shed light on the intriguing and somewhat perplexing interplay between agricultural practices and the legal landscape. The results align with prior research, lending support to the notion that technological advancements in agriculture, such as GMO adoption, can have far-reaching implications transcending the confines of the farming sector.
Drawing from the literature review, the work of Smith et al. (2015) provides valuable insights into the implications of GMO adoption in agriculture, which resonate with the current study's findings. The proliferation of GMO use in corn cultivation in Missouri appears to be associated with an increase in the number of lawyers in the United States. Additionally, the examination by Doe and Jones (2018) of the factors contributing to the rise in legal practitioners in the U.S. is corroborated by the observed correlation, further solidifying the paradigm that intertwines corn and counsel.
Furthermore, the whimsical social media post positing a connection between GMO consumption and legal disputes takes on a surprising level of credibility in light of the statistically significant correlation uncovered in this study. While the post may have initially elicited a chuckle at the supposed absurdity of the notion, the empirical evidence now speaks volumes, emphasizing the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 aligns with the metaphorical bond likened to a tightly woven corn husk, encapsulating the strength of the association. This substantial positive relationship advances our understanding of the nuanced and often unanticipated influences that transcend disciplinary boundaries, highlighting the multifaceted nature of societal interrelations.
The r-squared value of 0.9552674 further advances the understanding of the extent to which variations in GMO use in Missouri explain the variability in the number of lawyers in the United States. This substantial influence underscores the surprisingly profound impact of agricultural practices in a single state on the national legal landscape. It is reminiscent of the intricacies of a legal argument subtly weaving its way into the fabric of agricultural developments, imprinting a lasting influence on the legal profession.
Although the temptation to trivialize this correlation as a "game of corncob and lawyers" looms large, the statistical rigor and significance level of p < 0.01 affirm the authenticity of this relationship and establish its credibility, leaving little room for doubt. The scatterplot visually encapsulates the compelling relationship observed, akin to a visual testament to the unexpected intertwined nature of seemingly unrelated fields, beckoning observers to contemplate the interconnectedness of disciplines and the unforeseen twists of statistical fate.
The examination of this unique correlation provides a thought-provoking cornucopia of unexpected interrelations, inducing a reconsideration of the intertwined facets of societal systems. The study serves as a testament to the multifaceted nature of scholarly inquiry, with unexpected connections arising from the kernels of knowledge, ready to be unearthed and explored. The corncerning correlation between GMO use in corn cultivation and the legal profession offers not only intellectual stimulation but also a testament to the intricate power of interdisciplinary associations, reminding us that even in the most unexpected places, the seeds of correlation may flourish.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and Number of Lawyers in the United States. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the rather unexpected relationship between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn production in the state of Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), a correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 and a significance level of p < 0.01 were observed for the years 2000 to 2022. The findings unveil an intriguing and, some might say, corn-cerning connection between agricultural practices and the legal profession. This study provokes thought-provoking discussions on the interplay of seemingly disparate fields and encourages further exploration into the cornucopia of influences on the legal landscape.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The contemporary era witnesses a cornucopia of research endeavors seeking to unravel the complex interconnections between various facets of human activity. In line with this pursuit, the present study ventures into the seemingly incongruous correlation between the utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) technology in corn cultivation within the borders of Missouri, and the abundance of legal practitioners populating the vast legal landscape of the United States of America. While such a correlation may initially appear as tenuous as a cobweb, the statistical analysis of pertinent data has unearthed a striking coefficient of 0.9773778, providing statistical support for the observed relationship.
Interestingly, the seventeenth-century English philosopher, Francis Bacon, opined that "knowledge is power," and in the quest for understanding the intricacies of this correlation, it becomes apparent that the power of knowledge extends even to the seemingly disparate realms of agricultural practices and the legal profession. Through the application of meticulous data analysis facilitated by the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), this study has bestowed upon us an unforeseen confluence of fields that may be described as, to put it quite literally, ‘ear-resistible.’
The placement of Missouri at the fulcrum of this analysis is not without scholarly significance. As one of the leading corn-producing states in the nation, Missouri serves as a pertinent locus for the examination of the ramifications of GMO adoption in agriculture. Moreover, the quantification of legal practitioners in the broader context of the United States allows for a comprehensive assessment of the extrapolatability of the findings to a national scale.
Thus, this study endeavors to thrust into the spotlight a hitherto underexplored aspect of the sociopolitical landscape, drawing attention not only to the correlation itself but also to the implications it holds for the legal and agricultural spheres. The subsequent sections shall scrutinize the methodology, results, and broader implications of this research, hoping to sow the seeds of inquiry into this rather unexpected correlation and cultivate a more nuanced understanding of its underpinning mechanisms.
[[RESULTS]]
The spate of data collection and rigorous statistical analysis has led to the revelation of a robust correlation between the utilization of genetically modified organism (GMO) technology in corn cultivation in Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States. The correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The high coefficient value hints at a substantial association between the two factors, surprisingly emphasizing a bond that is as tightly woven as a corn husk.
Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.9552674 accentuates the extent to which the variability of the number of lawyers in the United States can be explained by changes in GMO use in Missouri. This finding underscores the substantial influence of agricultural practices in a single state on the legal profession on a national scale. Although one may be tempted to liken this correlation to a game of "corncob and lawyers," the statistical evidence affirms the presence of an authentic relationship that eludes mere coincidental interpretation.
Notably, the insignificance level of p < 0.01 indicates a high level of confidence in the observed correlation. The results lend credence to the undeniable marriage of agricultural strategies and legal occupation, unveiling a connection as solid as the sturdiness of a cornstalk. This statistical significance reinforces the academic rigor and certainty of the association, leaving little room for doubt and adding weight to the nuanced relationship uncovered in this study.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates the strength of the correlation observed between GMO use in corn grown in Missouri and the number of lawyers in the United States. The figure vividly portrays the striking alignment of data points, emphasizing the compelling relationship that defies conventional expectations. It is a visual testament to the unexpected intertwined nature of seemingly unrelated fields, beckoning observers to contemplate the interconnectedness of disciplines and the unexpected whims of statistical fate.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
The culmination of this investigation illuminates a rather unexpected and, dare we say, corny relationship between the employment of genetically modified organism (GMO) technology in corn production within the jurisdiction of Missouri and the abundance of legal practitioners pervading the expansive legal landscape of the United States. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 and the striking significance level of p < 0.01 underscore the undeniable linkage between these seemingly divergent domains.
The findings of this study evoke profound implications, akin to the intricate interplay between stalks of corn in a vast field; although seemingly disparate, they are undeniably interconnected. The robustness of this association is as solid as the kernels on a well-developed ear of corn, leading us to question the extent of influence that agricultural practices in a single state can exert on the broader legal profession.
Such unexpected correlations tantalize the intellect and prompt reflection on the multitudinous influences that permeate our societal framework. As we ponder the sterling coefficient values and elegant scatterplot, it becomes evident that the realms of corn cultivation and legal practice may not be as far apart as the proverbial "apples and oranges." Perhaps, in this case, it is more apt to draw a comparison between "corn and courtrooms," a juxtaposition that extends beyond mere wordplay and into the fabric of statistical reality.
The comprehensive exploration of this intriguing linkage beckons future researchers to delve deeper into the labyrinth of unexpected correlations, unravelling the intricacies that underlie the seemingly incompatible. Nevertheless, it is our esteemed opinion that furthering this line of inquiry may yield diminishing returns, akin to attempting to extract oil from a corn kernel. It is our firm assertion that the cornucopia of findings yielded by this study stands as a testament to the culmination of the inquiry, and no further investigations in this domain are warranted.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
Journal of Agricultural Litigation and Genetics
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Agricultural Legal Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Corn and Counsel: Exploring the Correlation Between GMO Use in Missouri and the Number of Lawyers in the United States with an abstract of This research paper delves into the rather unexpected relationship between genetically modified organism (GMO) use in corn production in the state of Missouri and the quantity of legal practitioners in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the American Bar Association (ABA), a correlation coefficient of 0.9773778 and a significance level of p < 0.01 were observed for the years 2000 to 2022. The findings unveil an intriguing and, some might say, corn-cerning connection between agricultural practices and the legal profession. This study provokes thought-provoking discussions on the interplay of seemingly disparate fields and encourages further exploration into the cornucopia of influences on the legal landscape.
ChatGPT:
GMO, GMO use, genetically modified organism, corn production, Missouri, United States, lawyers, legal practitioners, correlation, USDA, American Bar Association, ABA, correlation coefficient, significance level, agricultural practices, legal profession, influence, interplay, cornucopia, exploration.
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Data details
GMO use in corn grown in MissouriDetailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in Missouri genetically modified with both Bt and HT
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn grown in Missouri
Number of Lawyers in the United States
Detailed data title: The Count of ABA Lawyers in the United States
Source: ABA
See what else correlates with Number of Lawyers in the United States
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9552674 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 95.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Number of Lawyers in the United States) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn grown in Missouri) over the 23 years from 2000 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.2E-15. 0.0000000000000011919817778925
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 1.2E-13% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 838,938,999,359,591 random variables You don't actually need 838 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 22 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 22 because we have two variables measured over a period of 23 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.95, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
GMO use in corn grown in Missouri (GMO corn %) | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 7 | 13 | 22 | 37 | 45 | 36 | 48 | 71 | 79 | 75 | 81 | 81 | 83 | 82 | 83 | 84 | 81 |
Number of Lawyers in the United States (Lawyers) | 1022460 | 1048900 | 1049750 | 1058660 | 1084500 | 1104770 | 1116970 | 1143360 | 1162120 | 1180390 | 1203100 | 1225450 | 1245200 | 1268010 | 1281430 | 1300700 | 1312870 | 1335960 | 1342380 | 1352080 | 1328740 | 1327910 | 1327010 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2,1,2,1,4,6,7,13,22,37,45,36,48,71,79,75,81,81,83,82,83,84,81,])
array_2 = np.array([1022460,1048900,1049750,1058660,1084500,1104770,1116970,1143360,1162120,1180390,1203100,1225450,1245200,1268010,1281430,1300700,1312870,1335960,1342380,1352080,1328740,1327910,1327010,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn grown in Missouri"
array_2_name = "Number of Lawyers in the United States"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1691 · Black Variable ID: 745 · Red Variable ID: 542