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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting and the second variable is The number of cooks, short order in Illinois.  The chart goes from 2011 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As more dental assistants entered the workforce, they brought with them a keen understanding of proper bite alignment. This inadvertently led to an increased demand for perfectly symmetrical and aesthetically pleasing food presentations in Illinois diners. The state saw a surge in the number of short order cooks who could intricately craft everything from pancake smiles to burger frown lines, all thanks to the influence of dental-assisting precision. It's a case of creating culinary delights that not only taste good but also make you smile with the reassurance that even your hash browns are in perfect occlusal harmony.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an adorable 2D animation of a busy kitchen in Illinois, with cooks in colorful aprons and chef hats swiftly preparing orders amidst steaming pots and sizzling pans. Nearby, in a separate room, a group of cheerful students in graduation robes proudly display their Associate's degrees in Dental Assisting, their smiles beaming with joy and accomplishment. The setting is filled with warmth, enthusiasm, and celebration, capturing the vibrant energy of the bustling kitchen and the proud achievements of the graduates. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting and The number of cooks, short order in Illinois. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute 2D animation A TIME magazine cover image Woodblock painting Cute 2D animation Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: Cute 2D animation

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting and The number of cooks, short order in Illinois together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling kitchen in Illinois, a group of cooks in aprons and hats quickly prepare orders, while in a nearby room, a group of smiling students in graduation robes proudly hold up their Associate's degrees in Dental Assisting.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cute 2D animation ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling kitchen in Illinois, a group of cooks in aprons and hats quickly prepare orders, while in a nearby room, a group of smiling students in graduation robes proudly hold up their Associate's degrees in Dental Assisting. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an adorable 2D animation of a busy kitchen in Illinois, with cooks in colorful aprons and chef hats swiftly preparing orders amidst steaming pots and sizzling pans. Nearby, in a separate room, a group of cheerful students in graduation robes proudly display their Associate's degrees in Dental Assisting, their smiles beaming with joy and accomplishment. The setting is filled with warmth, enthusiasm, and celebration, capturing the vibrant energy of the bustling kitchen and the proud achievements of the graduates.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting positively influenced The number of cooks, short order in Illinois.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois

The Journal of Oral Occupations

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting and The number of cooks, short order in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and p < 0.01 for 2011 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois

[[ABSTRACT]]
"Denture or dessert?" This study cheekily investigates the seemingly unrelated worlds of dental assisting and short order cooking in Illinois, seeking to uncover any potential connections between the two. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team delved into a decade of records, from 2011 to 2021, to sink our teeth into this perplexing puzzle.

We found a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and p < 0.01, suggesting a remarkably strong relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the Land of Lincoln. It turns out that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks were employed. It seems that as people focused on bright smiles, they also craved quick bites – a classic case of "Toothache today, fry-day tomorrow!"

So, join us in this toothsome journey as we unravel the confounding connection between dental assisting and short order cook employment, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "fillings" – whether it's fixing cavities or filling orders, it's all about serving up smiles in Illinois!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting and The number of cooks, short order in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois

[[ABSTRACT]]
"Denture or dessert?" This study cheekily investigates the seemingly unrelated worlds of dental assisting and short order cooking in Illinois, seeking to uncover any potential connections between the two. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team delved into a decade of records, from 2011 to 2021, to sink our teeth into this perplexing puzzle.

We found a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and p < 0.01, suggesting a remarkably strong relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the Land of Lincoln. It turns out that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks were employed. It seems that as people focused on bright smiles, they also craved quick bites – a classic case of "Toothache today, fry-day tomorrow!"

So, join us in this toothsome journey as we unravel the confounding connection between dental assisting and short order cook employment, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "fillings" – whether it's fixing cavities or filling orders, it's all about serving up smiles in Illinois!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The relationship between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. In the world of academia, we often find ourselves delving into unexpected associations, but who would have thought that the dental profession and short order cooking could potentially have a tooth-rattling connection? It’s enough to make one wonder if dental assistants are skilled not only in filling cavities but also in filling up our plates – talk about multitasking!

In this study, we set out to sink our teeth into the relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the diverse culinary landscape of Illinois. As researchers, we are always hungry for unexpected correlations, and the tantalizing possibility of discovering a meaningful link between dental education and short order cuisine had us salivating in excitement.

Our journey began with our research team poring over a decade of data, ranging from 2011 to 2021, sourced from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics – talk about a statistician's dream buffet. The data revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating an incredibly strong relationship between the two variables. It appears that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks found themselves flipping burgers and sizzling up a storm in Illinois. One might say that this correlation is truly en-denture-ingly strong!

So, buckle up for a fascinating culinary-dental expedition as we peel back the layers of this unexpected connection. Our findings promise to serve up a fresh perspective on the interplay between professional education and the culinary arts, leaving us with a newfound appreciation for the rich tapestry of correlations that simmer beneath the surface of seemingly unrelated fields. After all, who knew that behind each winning smile, there might just be a short order cook serving up a side of fries and a dash of statistical spice?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting and The number of cooks, short order in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois

[[ABSTRACT]]
"Denture or dessert?" This study cheekily investigates the seemingly unrelated worlds of dental assisting and short order cooking in Illinois, seeking to uncover any potential connections between the two. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team delved into a decade of records, from 2011 to 2021, to sink our teeth into this perplexing puzzle.

We found a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and p < 0.01, suggesting a remarkably strong relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the Land of Lincoln. It turns out that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks were employed. It seems that as people focused on bright smiles, they also craved quick bites – a classic case of "Toothache today, fry-day tomorrow!"

So, join us in this toothsome journey as we unravel the confounding connection between dental assisting and short order cook employment, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "fillings" – whether it's fixing cavities or filling orders, it's all about serving up smiles in Illinois!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. In the world of academia, we often find ourselves delving into unexpected associations, but who would have thought that the dental profession and short order cooking could potentially have a tooth-rattling connection? It’s enough to make one wonder if dental assistants are skilled not only in filling cavities but also in filling up our plates – talk about multitasking!
In this study, we set out to sink our teeth into the relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the diverse culinary landscape of Illinois. As researchers, we are always hungry for unexpected correlations, and the tantalizing possibility of discovering a meaningful link between dental education and short order cuisine had us salivating in excitement.
Our journey began with our research team poring over a decade of data, ranging from 2011 to 2021, sourced from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics – talk about a statistician's dream buffet. The data revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating an incredibly strong relationship between the two variables. It appears that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks found themselves flipping burgers and sizzling up a storm in Illinois. One might say that this correlation is truly en-denture-ingly strong!
So, buckle up for a fascinating culinary-dental expedition as we peel back the layers of this unexpected connection. Our findings promise to serve up a fresh perspective on the interplay between professional education and the culinary arts, leaving us with a newfound appreciation for the rich tapestry of correlations that simmer beneath the surface of seemingly unrelated fields. After all, who knew that behind each winning smile, there might just be a short order cook serving up a side of fries and a dash of statistical spice?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The existing literature on the connection between educational attainment and employment prospects spans a wide range of disciplines, from labor economics to education policy. In "The Economics of Education," Smith et al. delve into the impact of different educational credentials on individuals' earning potential and workforce participation, providing a thorough analysis of the labor market returns to various types of degrees. Similarly, Doe's "Labor Dynamics and Employment Transitions" sheds light on the intricate relationship between educational choices and career pathways, offering valuable insights into the dynamics of skill acquisition and labor market demand.

Taking a more specific focus on the field of dental assisting, Jones' "Dental Education and Career Trajectories" examines the educational pathways of dental professionals, exploring the factors that influence individuals' decisions to pursue careers in the dental field. This comprehensive study underscores the multidimensional nature of dental education and its implications for workforce outcomes, adding depth to our understanding of the dynamics at play within the dental labor market. It's a veritable treasure trove of insights, making it quite the "toothsome" read for those with a penchant for dental career research.

Transitioning to the culinary domain, "The Short Order Cookbook" by Chef Culinary and "The Art of Flipping Burgers" by Grill Master Extraordinaire offer practical perspectives on the world of short order cooking, albeit from a decidedly non-academic vantage point. While these culinary sources stray from the traditional scholarly canon, they provide firsthand accounts of the demands and rewards of the short order cook profession, serving up a unique blend of anecdotal wisdom and practical tips for success in the fast-paced culinary arena. It's not every day that academic researchers get to blend their scholarly pursuits with a "dash" of culinary inspiration, is it?

Venturing into the realm of fiction, we encounter "The Tooth Fairy's Cookbook" by Flossie Molar, a whimsical tale that, while decidedly fantastical in nature, captures the imagination with its enchanting portrayal of a culinary wonderland where dental magic and gastronomic delights intertwine. Admittedly, the connection to our research topic may be tenuous at best, but the allure of a tooth-themed cookbook cannot be denied. After all, who wouldn't want to sink their teeth into a literary creation that combines dental folklore with delectable recipes? One could say that this literary work is truly a "floss-some" addition to the culinary literature landscape.

In a departure from conventional scholarly sources, we also took a novel approach to literature review by perusing a selection of shampoo bottles, which, though not conventionally recognized as sources of academic insight, do offer occasional pearls of wisdom amidst their detergent-based contents. While this unconventional method may raise eyebrows in academic circles, it's important to consider the "lather" implications of our inquiry - after all, every source, no matter how unorthodox, contributes to the rich tapestry of knowledge in its own sudsy way.

In conclusion, our foray into the literature landscape revealed a nuanced tapestry of insights, ranging from rigorous scholarly analyses to the whimsical world of tooth-themed cookbooks and unconventional information sources. As we navigate the correlation between dental assisting education and short order cook employment, it's essential to embrace diverse perspectives and quirky detours that add flavor to our academic journey. After all, in the fusion of dental and culinary realms, unexpected connections may just be waiting to simmer to the surface, much like a good stew.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting and The number of cooks, short order in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2011 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois

[[ABSTRACT]]
"Denture or dessert?" This study cheekily investigates the seemingly unrelated worlds of dental assisting and short order cooking in Illinois, seeking to uncover any potential connections between the two. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team delved into a decade of records, from 2011 to 2021, to sink our teeth into this perplexing puzzle.

We found a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and p < 0.01, suggesting a remarkably strong relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the Land of Lincoln. It turns out that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks were employed. It seems that as people focused on bright smiles, they also craved quick bites – a classic case of "Toothache today, fry-day tomorrow!"

So, join us in this toothsome journey as we unravel the confounding connection between dental assisting and short order cook employment, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "fillings" – whether it's fixing cavities or filling orders, it's all about serving up smiles in Illinois!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. In the world of academia, we often find ourselves delving into unexpected associations, but who would have thought that the dental profession and short order cooking could potentially have a tooth-rattling connection? It’s enough to make one wonder if dental assistants are skilled not only in filling cavities but also in filling up our plates – talk about multitasking!
In this study, we set out to sink our teeth into the relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the diverse culinary landscape of Illinois. As researchers, we are always hungry for unexpected correlations, and the tantalizing possibility of discovering a meaningful link between dental education and short order cuisine had us salivating in excitement.
Our journey began with our research team poring over a decade of data, ranging from 2011 to 2021, sourced from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics – talk about a statistician's dream buffet. The data revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating an incredibly strong relationship between the two variables. It appears that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks found themselves flipping burgers and sizzling up a storm in Illinois. One might say that this correlation is truly en-denture-ingly strong!
So, buckle up for a fascinating culinary-dental expedition as we peel back the layers of this unexpected connection. Our findings promise to serve up a fresh perspective on the interplay between professional education and the culinary arts, leaving us with a newfound appreciation for the rich tapestry of correlations that simmer beneath the surface of seemingly unrelated fields. After all, who knew that behind each winning smile, there might just be a short order cook serving up a side of fries and a dash of statistical spice?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To sink our teeth into unraveling the mysterious correlation between dental assisting associate degrees and the employment of short order cooks in Illinois, our research team crafted a savvy methodology that would make even the most discerning statistician crack a smile. We utilized data collected from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, carefully selecting a delectable range of information spanning the years 2011 to 2021. This data buffet provided us with a mouthwatering array of numbers and figures, serving as the raw ingredients for our toothsome investigation.

To start off, we engaged in a bit of statistical cooking, using various analytical techniques to whip our data into shape. First, we conducted a thorough examination of the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting, ensuring that our measurements were as precise as a dental assistant's hand during a delicate procedure. Then, we dived into the employment statistics of short order cooks, casting our statistical net far and wide to capture the full flavor of their presence in Illinois. It was a bit like concocting a statistical recipe – a dash of dental degrees here, a dollop of short order cook employment there, and just a pinch of correlation waiting to be unleashed.

Gathering the data was akin to embarking on a culinary adventure, as we combed through a smorgasbord of spreadsheets and databases, like master chefs seeking the finest ingredients for a groundbreaking dish. Our research team meticulously selected and curated the data, ensuring that each figure was as savory as a perfectly seared steak. We then sautéed the data using a mix of regression analysis and computational algorithms, letting the statistical aroma permeate our investigation and infuse it with an air of empirical credibility.

One might say that our methodology was as meticulous as a culinary maestro crafting a Michelin-starred meal, and just as satisfying to the discerning palate of the scientific community. Our approach was a veritable blend of precision and panache, mirroring the careful precision of dental work and the flavorful artistry of short order cooking. After all, in the world of research, a well-seasoned methodology is the secret ingredient to a delectable scientific discovery. And remember, statistical research is a bit like cooking – it requires just the right balance of ingredients and a sprinkle of statistical magic to produce results that leave a lasting impression.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting and The number of cooks, short order in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9712019, r-squared of 0.9432330, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois

[[ABSTRACT]]
"Denture or dessert?" This study cheekily investigates the seemingly unrelated worlds of dental assisting and short order cooking in Illinois, seeking to uncover any potential connections between the two. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team delved into a decade of records, from 2011 to 2021, to sink our teeth into this perplexing puzzle.

We found a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and p < 0.01, suggesting a remarkably strong relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the Land of Lincoln. It turns out that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks were employed. It seems that as people focused on bright smiles, they also craved quick bites – a classic case of "Toothache today, fry-day tomorrow!"

So, join us in this toothsome journey as we unravel the confounding connection between dental assisting and short order cook employment, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "fillings" – whether it's fixing cavities or filling orders, it's all about serving up smiles in Illinois!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. In the world of academia, we often find ourselves delving into unexpected associations, but who would have thought that the dental profession and short order cooking could potentially have a tooth-rattling connection? It’s enough to make one wonder if dental assistants are skilled not only in filling cavities but also in filling up our plates – talk about multitasking!
In this study, we set out to sink our teeth into the relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the diverse culinary landscape of Illinois. As researchers, we are always hungry for unexpected correlations, and the tantalizing possibility of discovering a meaningful link between dental education and short order cuisine had us salivating in excitement.
Our journey began with our research team poring over a decade of data, ranging from 2011 to 2021, sourced from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics – talk about a statistician's dream buffet. The data revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating an incredibly strong relationship between the two variables. It appears that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks found themselves flipping burgers and sizzling up a storm in Illinois. One might say that this correlation is truly en-denture-ingly strong!
So, buckle up for a fascinating culinary-dental expedition as we peel back the layers of this unexpected connection. Our findings promise to serve up a fresh perspective on the interplay between professional education and the culinary arts, leaving us with a newfound appreciation for the rich tapestry of correlations that simmer beneath the surface of seemingly unrelated fields. After all, who knew that behind each winning smile, there might just be a short order cook serving up a side of fries and a dash of statistical spice?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The correlation analysis between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in Illinois yielded a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9712019. This finding suggests a strikingly strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's as if the dental assistants were saying, "Let's dish out some degrees," and the short order cooks responded with, "We're ready to take your order!" It's a statistical fusion of smiles and quick bites that leaves us grinning from ear to ear.

In addition, the r-squared value of 0.9432330 further emphasizes the strength of this relationship, indicating that a whopping 94.32% of the variation in short order cook employment can be explained by the number of dental assisting degrees awarded. Talk about a statistical recipe for success – it's like achieving near-perfect flavor harmony in a toothsome dish!

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides robust evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept the alternative hypothesis that there is indeed a significant association between these variables. This result is as clear as a perfectly aligned set of pearly whites – we can confidently conclude that there is a tantalizing link between the education of dental assistants and the employment of short order cooks in the heart of Illinois.

The strong positive correlation is visually represented in Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the tight relationship between the number of dental assisting degrees awarded and the employment of short order cooks. It's like a dental mirror reflecting the reality of this unexpected statistical connection, leaving us marveling at the twists and turns of data analysis – a real flossy mystery, indeed!

In summary, our findings reveal a captivating and robust link between the educational pursuits of dental assistants and the bustling world of short order cooking in Illinois. This unexpected correlation embodies the perfect blend of statistical surprise and culinary curiosity, serving up a new dish of knowledge that sets the table for further exploration into the enigmatic interplay between professional education and diverse fields of employment. So, put on your statistical aprons, and let's continue to uncover the savory secrets hidden within the data – after all, who knew a toothache could lead us to a statistical buffet of correlations and delicious discoveries?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting and The number of cooks, short order in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois

[[ABSTRACT]]
"Denture or dessert?" This study cheekily investigates the seemingly unrelated worlds of dental assisting and short order cooking in Illinois, seeking to uncover any potential connections between the two. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team delved into a decade of records, from 2011 to 2021, to sink our teeth into this perplexing puzzle.

We found a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and p < 0.01, suggesting a remarkably strong relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the Land of Lincoln. It turns out that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks were employed. It seems that as people focused on bright smiles, they also craved quick bites – a classic case of "Toothache today, fry-day tomorrow!"

So, join us in this toothsome journey as we unravel the confounding connection between dental assisting and short order cook employment, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "fillings" – whether it's fixing cavities or filling orders, it's all about serving up smiles in Illinois!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The existing literature on the connection between educational attainment and employment prospects spans a wide range of disciplines, from labor economics to education policy. In "The Economics of Education," Smith et al. delve into the impact of different educational credentials on individuals' earning potential and workforce participation, providing a thorough analysis of the labor market returns to various types of degrees. Similarly, Doe's "Labor Dynamics and Employment Transitions" sheds light on the intricate relationship between educational choices and career pathways, offering valuable insights into the dynamics of skill acquisition and labor market demand.
Taking a more specific focus on the field of dental assisting, Jones' "Dental Education and Career Trajectories" examines the educational pathways of dental professionals, exploring the factors that influence individuals' decisions to pursue careers in the dental field. This comprehensive study underscores the multidimensional nature of dental education and its implications for workforce outcomes, adding depth to our understanding of the dynamics at play within the dental labor market. It's a veritable treasure trove of insights, making it quite the "toothsome" read for those with a penchant for dental career research.
Transitioning to the culinary domain, "The Short Order Cookbook" by Chef Culinary and "The Art of Flipping Burgers" by Grill Master Extraordinaire offer practical perspectives on the world of short order cooking, albeit from a decidedly non-academic vantage point. While these culinary sources stray from the traditional scholarly canon, they provide firsthand accounts of the demands and rewards of the short order cook profession, serving up a unique blend of anecdotal wisdom and practical tips for success in the fast-paced culinary arena. It's not every day that academic researchers get to blend their scholarly pursuits with a "dash" of culinary inspiration, is it?
Venturing into the realm of fiction, we encounter "The Tooth Fairy's Cookbook" by Flossie Molar, a whimsical tale that, while decidedly fantastical in nature, captures the imagination with its enchanting portrayal of a culinary wonderland where dental magic and gastronomic delights intertwine. Admittedly, the connection to our research topic may be tenuous at best, but the allure of a tooth-themed cookbook cannot be denied. After all, who wouldn't want to sink their teeth into a literary creation that combines dental folklore with delectable recipes? One could say that this literary work is truly a "floss-some" addition to the culinary literature landscape.
In a departure from conventional scholarly sources, we also took a novel approach to literature review by perusing a selection of shampoo bottles, which, though not conventionally recognized as sources of academic insight, do offer occasional pearls of wisdom amidst their detergent-based contents. While this unconventional method may raise eyebrows in academic circles, it's important to consider the "lather" implications of our inquiry - after all, every source, no matter how unorthodox, contributes to the rich tapestry of knowledge in its own sudsy way.
In conclusion, our foray into the literature landscape revealed a nuanced tapestry of insights, ranging from rigorous scholarly analyses to the whimsical world of tooth-themed cookbooks and unconventional information sources. As we navigate the correlation between dental assisting education and short order cook employment, it's essential to embrace diverse perspectives and quirky detours that add flavor to our academic journey. After all, in the fusion of dental and culinary realms, unexpected connections may just be waiting to simmer to the surface, much like a good stew.

[[RESULTS]]
The correlation analysis between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in Illinois yielded a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9712019. This finding suggests a strikingly strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's as if the dental assistants were saying, "Let's dish out some degrees," and the short order cooks responded with, "We're ready to take your order!" It's a statistical fusion of smiles and quick bites that leaves us grinning from ear to ear.
In addition, the r-squared value of 0.9432330 further emphasizes the strength of this relationship, indicating that a whopping 94.32% of the variation in short order cook employment can be explained by the number of dental assisting degrees awarded. Talk about a statistical recipe for success – it's like achieving near-perfect flavor harmony in a toothsome dish!
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides robust evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept the alternative hypothesis that there is indeed a significant association between these variables. This result is as clear as a perfectly aligned set of pearly whites – we can confidently conclude that there is a tantalizing link between the education of dental assistants and the employment of short order cooks in the heart of Illinois.
The strong positive correlation is visually represented in Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the tight relationship between the number of dental assisting degrees awarded and the employment of short order cooks. It's like a dental mirror reflecting the reality of this unexpected statistical connection, leaving us marveling at the twists and turns of data analysis – a real flossy mystery, indeed!
In summary, our findings reveal a captivating and robust link between the educational pursuits of dental assistants and the bustling world of short order cooking in Illinois. This unexpected correlation embodies the perfect blend of statistical surprise and culinary curiosity, serving up a new dish of knowledge that sets the table for further exploration into the enigmatic interplay between professional education and diverse fields of employment. So, put on your statistical aprons, and let's continue to uncover the savory secrets hidden within the data – after all, who knew a toothache could lead us to a statistical buffet of correlations and delicious discoveries?

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The striking correlation we uncovered between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in Illinois undoubtedly brings a new flavor to the realm of labor market dynamics. Our findings support and extend prior research that has elucidated the intricate interplay between educational credentials and employment outcomes. Moreover, this unexpected connection between dental education and short order cook employment sheds light on the unanticipated ways in which professional pathways can intertwine, akin to a dental floss threaded through the statistical fabric of labor market trends.

Our results echo the insights put forth by Smith et al. and Doe, who delved into the labor market returns to different types of degrees and the dynamics of skill acquisition, respectively. It appears that the attainment of dental assisting degrees may not only contribute to individuals' earning potential but also exert a discernible influence on the demand for short order cooks in Illinois. It's as if the dental assistants, armed with their degrees, are unknowingly casting a culinary spell that beckons short order cooks into the workforce – a toothy enchantment, indeed!

Furthermore, our findings align with Jones' comprehensive study on dental education and career trajectories, which highlighted the multifaceted nature of educational pathways in the dental field. The unexpected correlation we observed underscores the intricate web of connections between educational pursuits and diverse occupational domains, painting a lively picture of professional pathways that intertwine with unexpected synergy. It's like discovering a hidden ingredient in a recipe – the dental assisting degrees add a dash of statistical zest to the sizzling world of short order cooking.

In a whimsical twist, our results also resonate with the whimsical world of tooth-themed cookbooks, including "The Tooth Fairy's Cookbook" by Flossie Molar, in their portrayal of a culinary wonderland where dental magic and gastronomic delights intertwine. While the connection may seem fantastical, our findings bring a touch of toothsome reality to the fusion of dental and culinary realms, creating a narrative that combines statistical intrigue with a dash of culinary charm. It's as if we've uncovered the secret recipe for a statistical soufflé that rises to reveal the unexpected links between the educational and culinary spheres.

Our unorthodox foray into literature also takes on new significance in light of our findings, highlighting the importance of embracing diverse perspectives and quirky detours in academic inquiry. The unconventional sources, including shampoo bottles, contribute to the rich tapestry of knowledge in their own sudsy way, serving as a reminder that unexpected connections may just be waiting to bubble to the surface – much like the simmering of a good stew or the uncovering of a statistically significant relationship between dental and culinary variables.

In summary, the toothsome correlation between dental assisting education and short order cook employment uncovered by our study adds a flavorful twist to the landscape of labor market dynamics. As we continue to probe the tantalizing linkages between diverse fields of education and employment, our findings set the table for further exploration, inviting a statistical banquet where unexpected connections and delicious discoveries await. So, let's raise a toast to the statistical surprises that await us, proving that in the world of research, even the most unlikely pairings can yield a delectable blend of insight and humor. After all, who would have thought that dental education and short order cooking would make such an amusing statistical duo?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting and The number of cooks, short order in Illinois. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois

[[ABSTRACT]]
"Denture or dessert?" This study cheekily investigates the seemingly unrelated worlds of dental assisting and short order cooking in Illinois, seeking to uncover any potential connections between the two. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team delved into a decade of records, from 2011 to 2021, to sink our teeth into this perplexing puzzle.

We found a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and p < 0.01, suggesting a remarkably strong relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the Land of Lincoln. It turns out that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks were employed. It seems that as people focused on bright smiles, they also craved quick bites – a classic case of "Toothache today, fry-day tomorrow!"

So, join us in this toothsome journey as we unravel the confounding connection between dental assisting and short order cook employment, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "fillings" – whether it's fixing cavities or filling orders, it's all about serving up smiles in Illinois!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. In the world of academia, we often find ourselves delving into unexpected associations, but who would have thought that the dental profession and short order cooking could potentially have a tooth-rattling connection? It’s enough to make one wonder if dental assistants are skilled not only in filling cavities but also in filling up our plates – talk about multitasking!
In this study, we set out to sink our teeth into the relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the diverse culinary landscape of Illinois. As researchers, we are always hungry for unexpected correlations, and the tantalizing possibility of discovering a meaningful link between dental education and short order cuisine had us salivating in excitement.
Our journey began with our research team poring over a decade of data, ranging from 2011 to 2021, sourced from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics – talk about a statistician's dream buffet. The data revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating an incredibly strong relationship between the two variables. It appears that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks found themselves flipping burgers and sizzling up a storm in Illinois. One might say that this correlation is truly en-denture-ingly strong!
So, buckle up for a fascinating culinary-dental expedition as we peel back the layers of this unexpected connection. Our findings promise to serve up a fresh perspective on the interplay between professional education and the culinary arts, leaving us with a newfound appreciation for the rich tapestry of correlations that simmer beneath the surface of seemingly unrelated fields. After all, who knew that behind each winning smile, there might just be a short order cook serving up a side of fries and a dash of statistical spice?

[[RESULTS]]
The correlation analysis between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in Illinois yielded a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9712019. This finding suggests a strikingly strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's as if the dental assistants were saying, "Let's dish out some degrees," and the short order cooks responded with, "We're ready to take your order!" It's a statistical fusion of smiles and quick bites that leaves us grinning from ear to ear.
In addition, the r-squared value of 0.9432330 further emphasizes the strength of this relationship, indicating that a whopping 94.32% of the variation in short order cook employment can be explained by the number of dental assisting degrees awarded. Talk about a statistical recipe for success – it's like achieving near-perfect flavor harmony in a toothsome dish!
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides robust evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept the alternative hypothesis that there is indeed a significant association between these variables. This result is as clear as a perfectly aligned set of pearly whites – we can confidently conclude that there is a tantalizing link between the education of dental assistants and the employment of short order cooks in the heart of Illinois.
The strong positive correlation is visually represented in Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the tight relationship between the number of dental assisting degrees awarded and the employment of short order cooks. It's like a dental mirror reflecting the reality of this unexpected statistical connection, leaving us marveling at the twists and turns of data analysis – a real flossy mystery, indeed!
In summary, our findings reveal a captivating and robust link between the educational pursuits of dental assistants and the bustling world of short order cooking in Illinois. This unexpected correlation embodies the perfect blend of statistical surprise and culinary curiosity, serving up a new dish of knowledge that sets the table for further exploration into the enigmatic interplay between professional education and diverse fields of employment. So, put on your statistical aprons, and let's continue to uncover the savory secrets hidden within the data – after all, who knew a toothache could lead us to a statistical buffet of correlations and delicious discoveries?

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has revealed a surprisingly strong correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in Illinois. It seems that as dental assistants were busy filling cavities, they inadvertently contributed to filling orders for quick bites – talk about multitasking! This unexpected connection highlights the intricate tapestry of relationships that can be uncovered through statistical analysis, proving once again that behind every bright smile, there could be a short order cook ready to serve up some toothsome treats.

It's like the dental assistants were saying, "Let's fill some cavities," and the short order cooks responded with, "We're ready to take your ordonture!" It's a statistical fusion of smiles and quick bites that leaves us grinning from ear to ear.

The remarkably high r-squared value of 0.9432330 emphasizes the toothfully strong relationship between these variables, suggesting that 94.32% of the variation in short order cook employment can be explained by the number of dental assisting degrees awarded. It's like achieving near-perfect flavor harmony in a toothsome dish – a real statistical recipe for success!

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides robust evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept the alternative hypothesis that there is indeed a significant association between these variables. This result is as clear as a perfectly aligned set of pearly whites – we can confidently conclude that there is a tantalizing link between the education of dental assistants and the employment of short order cooks in the heart of Illinois.

So, with our findings serving up a fresh perspective on the connection between dental education and the culinary arts, we believe that no further research is needed in this area. We've thoroughly chewed on this topic and it's time to floss away any lingering doubts. Our statistical palate is satisfied, and it's safe to say that this unexpected correlation between dental assisting and short order cook employment has been well and truly established. After all, who knew that a toothache could lead us to a statistical buffet of correlations and delicious discoveries?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Oral Occupations


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Dental-Culinary Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Molar Matters: The Correlation Between Dental Assisting Associate Degrees and Short Order Cook Employment in Illinois with an abstract of Denture or dessert?" This study cheekily investigates the seemingly unrelated worlds of dental assisting and short order cooking in Illinois, seeking to uncover any potential connections between the two. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team delved into a decade of records, from 2011 to 2021, to sink our teeth into this perplexing puzzle.
We found a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9712019 and p < 0.01, suggesting a remarkably strong relationship between the number of Associate degrees awarded in dental assisting and the employment of short order cooks in the Land of Lincoln. It turns out that the more dental assisting degrees awarded, the more short order cooks were employed. It seems that as people focused on bright smiles, they also craved quick bites – a classic case of "Toothache today, fry-day tomorrow!"
So, join us in this toothsome journey as we unravel the confounding connection between dental assisting and short order cook employment, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "fillings" – whether it's fixing cavities or filling orders, it's all about serving up smiles in Illinois!

ChatGPT:

dental assisting, associate degrees, short order cook, employment, Illinois, correlation, National Center for Education Statistics, Bureau of Labor Statistics, dental assisting degrees awarded, short order cooks employed, Illinois employment trends

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Data details

Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting
Detailed data title: Associate's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions with a field of study of Dental assisting
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting

The number of cooks, short order in Illinois
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of cooks, short order in Illinois
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of cooks, short order in Illinois

Correlation r = 0.9712019 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9432330 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 94.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of cooks, short order in Illinois) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.6E-7. 0.0000006554661254974169000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 6.6E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,525,632 random variables You don't actually need 1 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.89, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting (Degrees awarded)74987790782379887762758473977072712956237135
The number of cooks, short order in Illinois (Cooks, Short Order)62306920652071507150626064806150584028805740




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([7498,7790,7823,7988,7762,7584,7397,7072,7129,5623,7135,])
array_2 = np.array([6230,6920,6520,7150,7150,6260,6480,6150,5840,2880,5740,])
array_1_name = "Associates degrees awarded in Dental assisting"
array_2_name = "The number of cooks, short order in Illinois"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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