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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the second variable is The number of proofreaders in Kansas.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of Education degrees dropped, there was a significant decline in grammar school attendance. This led to a surplus of unemployed proofreaders in Kansas, who found themselves at a loss for words.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a visually striking image with the theme of declining demand for proofreading positions using the style of a Discovery magazine cover. In a quiet classroom, portray a proud teacher presenting a Bachelor's degree in Education. An empty desk for proofreaders symbolizes the decreasing opportunities in Kansas as the number of educators declines. Capture the contrast between the pride of the bachelor's degree and the dwindling proofreader positions on the wall. Use subtle visual cues to convey the declining demand for proofreaders as the number of educators decreases, maintaining a simple and powerful visual depiction. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and The number of proofreaders in Kansas. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a Polaroid photo 3D Pixar Style Vaporwave Brutalism A Discovery magazine cover image
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and The number of proofreaders in Kansas, in the following situation: Because as the number of Bachelor's degrees in Education decreases, so does the enthusiasm for proofreading in Kansas. With fewer educators, there are fewer mistakes to catch, leading to a decline in demand for proofreaders. It's like a sentence without punctuation - the proofreading industry is feeling the lack of education! Guess there's no need for "correction"-al officers when there are fewer educational "degrees" of separation!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a quiet classroom, a teacher proudly presents a Bachelor's degree in Education, and on the wall, there's a decreasing number of proofreader positions available in Kansas. The empty desks for proofreaders symbolize the declining demand as the number of educators decreases, leading to fewer opportunities for proofreading.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a quiet classroom, a teacher proudly presents a Bachelor's degree in Education, and on the wall, there's a decreasing number of proofreader positions available in Kansas. The empty desks for proofreaders symbolize the declining demand as the number of educators decreases, leading to fewer opportunities for proofreading. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a visually striking image with the theme of declining demand for proofreading positions using the style of a Discovery magazine cover. In a quiet classroom, portray a proud teacher presenting a Bachelor's degree in Education. An empty desk for proofreaders symbolizes the decreasing opportunities in Kansas as the number of educators declines. Capture the contrast between the pride of the bachelor's degree and the dwindling proofreader positions on the wall. Use subtle visual cues to convey the declining demand for proofreaders as the number of educators decreases, maintaining a simple and powerful visual depiction.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education caused The number of proofreaders in Kansas to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Education Bachelor's: More Proofreaders' Fathers? The Kansas Cadence

The Journal of Educational Linguistics and Humor Neuroscience

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and The number of proofreaders in Kansas. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Education Bachelor's: More Proofreaders' Fathers? The Kansas Cadence"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in the state of Kansas, with a dash of dad jokes as we unravel the data. Leveraging comprehensive data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to answer the pressing question: do more Education Bachelor's degrees mean more proofreaders to correct our jokes? Our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020, a statistically significant finding that may hold the key to understanding the quirky interplay between educational pursuits and crotchety proofreaders. It seems the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more individuals become "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and The number of proofreaders in Kansas. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Education Bachelor's: More Proofreaders' Fathers? The Kansas Cadence"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in the state of Kansas, with a dash of dad jokes as we unravel the data. Leveraging comprehensive data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to answer the pressing question: do more Education Bachelor's degrees mean more proofreaders to correct our jokes? Our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020, a statistically significant finding that may hold the key to understanding the quirky interplay between educational pursuits and crotchety proofreaders. It seems the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more individuals become "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As the saying goes, "What did the Dad joke book say? You crack me up!" We couldn't resist sprinkling some light-hearted humor into our journey to uncover the unexpected link between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in Kansas. It's time to put on our analytical hats, with a generous helping of puns, as we delve into this seemingly whimsical yet surprisingly enlightening topic.

Picture this: a classroom full of aspiring educators, diligently earning their Bachelor's degrees in Education. Meanwhile, across the state in various offices and coffee shops, a cadre of diligent proofreaders are ensuring that grammatical errors are stamped out like a breakfast buffet after a morning rush. We set out to uncover whether there's more than just a geographical tie between these seemingly unrelated pursuits. After all, who else is better positioned to appreciate a good dad joke than these meticulous proofreaders?

Now, turning to the data, our study leverages comprehensive information compiled by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Through rigorous analysis and sophisticated statistical methods, we embarked on the quest to unravel the potential connection between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees and the contingent rise of proofreaders in the sunflower state of Kansas.

Let's pause for our first dad joke interlude: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Our analysis reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020. It seems that the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more adept individuals become at becoming "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and The number of proofreaders in Kansas. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Education Bachelor's: More Proofreaders' Fathers? The Kansas Cadence"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in the state of Kansas, with a dash of dad jokes as we unravel the data. Leveraging comprehensive data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to answer the pressing question: do more Education Bachelor's degrees mean more proofreaders to correct our jokes? Our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020, a statistically significant finding that may hold the key to understanding the quirky interplay between educational pursuits and crotchety proofreaders. It seems the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more individuals become "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "What did the Dad joke book say? You crack me up!" We couldn't resist sprinkling some light-hearted humor into our journey to uncover the unexpected link between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in Kansas. It's time to put on our analytical hats, with a generous helping of puns, as we delve into this seemingly whimsical yet surprisingly enlightening topic.
Picture this: a classroom full of aspiring educators, diligently earning their Bachelor's degrees in Education. Meanwhile, across the state in various offices and coffee shops, a cadre of diligent proofreaders are ensuring that grammatical errors are stamped out like a breakfast buffet after a morning rush. We set out to uncover whether there's more than just a geographical tie between these seemingly unrelated pursuits. After all, who else is better positioned to appreciate a good dad joke than these meticulous proofreaders?
Now, turning to the data, our study leverages comprehensive information compiled by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Through rigorous analysis and sophisticated statistical methods, we embarked on the quest to unravel the potential connection between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees and the contingent rise of proofreaders in the sunflower state of Kansas.
Let's pause for our first dad joke interlude: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Our analysis reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020. It seems that the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more adept individuals become at becoming "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Previous research by Smith (2015) has delved into the connection between educational pursuits and linguistic expertise, shedding light on the potential impact of academic disciplines on individuals' proclivity for proofreading. Similarly, Doe (2018) has contemplated the influence of educational qualifications on language precision, laying the groundwork for our investigation into the link between Bachelor's degrees in education and the proliferation of proofreaders. Jones (2019) further emphasizes the importance of language development in educational settings, hinting at a potential spillover effect on the demand for linguistic scrutiny in professional environments.

Speaking of linguistics, have you heard about the syntactically ambiguous sentence walking into a bar? It's important to stress-test our findings to ensure they hold up under scrutiny, much like a skilled proofreader would scrutinize a witty quip.

Transitioning from empirical studies to the realm of informative non-fiction literature, "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" by Lynne Truss beckons us to ponder the subtleties of punctuation, while "The Elements of Style" by William Strunk Jr. and E.B. White offers timeless guidance on grammatical finesse. These works, while not directly investigating the correlation at hand, inspire a deeper appreciation for precision in language and the meticulous art of proofreading.

On a different note, who can forget the beloved children's book "Ella Minnow Pea" by Mark Dunn, where a community's dedication to linguistic perfection takes center stage? Moving from a fictional island community to the strategic challenges of wordplay, the board game "Scrabble" serves as a playful reminder of the intricate dance between language and intellectual engagement.

Now, circling back to our investigation, our findings unveil a resounding echo of the oft-cited adage: "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers." It appears that the pursuit of Education Bachelor's degrees indeed begets an upsurge in the number of meticulous proofreaders, poised to catch every misplaced comma and every mischievous pun.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and The number of proofreaders in Kansas. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2012 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Education Bachelor's: More Proofreaders' Fathers? The Kansas Cadence"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in the state of Kansas, with a dash of dad jokes as we unravel the data. Leveraging comprehensive data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to answer the pressing question: do more Education Bachelor's degrees mean more proofreaders to correct our jokes? Our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020, a statistically significant finding that may hold the key to understanding the quirky interplay between educational pursuits and crotchety proofreaders. It seems the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more individuals become "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "What did the Dad joke book say? You crack me up!" We couldn't resist sprinkling some light-hearted humor into our journey to uncover the unexpected link between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in Kansas. It's time to put on our analytical hats, with a generous helping of puns, as we delve into this seemingly whimsical yet surprisingly enlightening topic.
Picture this: a classroom full of aspiring educators, diligently earning their Bachelor's degrees in Education. Meanwhile, across the state in various offices and coffee shops, a cadre of diligent proofreaders are ensuring that grammatical errors are stamped out like a breakfast buffet after a morning rush. We set out to uncover whether there's more than just a geographical tie between these seemingly unrelated pursuits. After all, who else is better positioned to appreciate a good dad joke than these meticulous proofreaders?
Now, turning to the data, our study leverages comprehensive information compiled by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Through rigorous analysis and sophisticated statistical methods, we embarked on the quest to unravel the potential connection between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees and the contingent rise of proofreaders in the sunflower state of Kansas.
Let's pause for our first dad joke interlude: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Our analysis reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020. It seems that the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more adept individuals become at becoming "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the peculiar relationship between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the abundance of proofreaders in the state of Kansas, we employed a delightful concoction of data collection and statistical analyses that even the most ardent dad joke enthusiast would appreciate.

First and foremost, our research team scoured the digital expanse, from the catacombs of the National Center for Education Statistics to the lively corridors of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, to gather data on the annual number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education in Kansas from 2012 to 2020. We then traipsed through the virtual prairies, tracking the number of individuals employed as proofreaders in the state over the same period, confirming that we left no keystroke or spreadsheet unturned in this light-hearted pursuit.

In pursuit of methodological merriment, we employed a multi-faceted approach to data analysis that even the most unyielding skeptic could appreciate. Our statistical foray included the deployment of a rigorous correlation analysis to assess the relationship between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees and the potential surge of proofreaders in the state. We also summoned the powers of time-series analysis to unravel any temporal patterns that might underpin this whimsically intriguing connection.

Now, prepare yourselves for another chuckle-worthy interlude: "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear." Armed with the statistical stalwarts of Pearson's correlation coefficient and a smattering of regression analyses, we ventured into the statistical wilderness with the aim of capturing the essence of this unlikely kinship between educational endeavors and linguistic guardians.

Furthermore, we affectionately embraced the art of outlier detection and sensitivity analyses to ensure that no mischievous data points or mischievous misbehaviors tainted the robustness of our findings. As the old adage goes, we were intent on removing any "bad puns" from our analyses and ensuring a sturdy foundation for our inquisitive exploration.

In conclusion, our methodology embodies a joyful commitment to unlocking the unexpected connections that punctuate the academic landscape. With an array of statistical techniques at our disposal, we endeavored to shed light on the fascinating interplay between the accumulation of Education Bachelor's degrees and the potential surge of fastidious proofreaders in the heartland of Kansas. As we move forward, we look forward to sharing the empirical hilarity that emerges from our methodological medley.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and The number of proofreaders in Kansas. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2012 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.9852516, r-squared of 0.9707207, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Education Bachelor's: More Proofreaders' Fathers? The Kansas Cadence"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in the state of Kansas, with a dash of dad jokes as we unravel the data. Leveraging comprehensive data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to answer the pressing question: do more Education Bachelor's degrees mean more proofreaders to correct our jokes? Our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020, a statistically significant finding that may hold the key to understanding the quirky interplay between educational pursuits and crotchety proofreaders. It seems the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more individuals become "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the saying goes, "What did the Dad joke book say? You crack me up!" We couldn't resist sprinkling some light-hearted humor into our journey to uncover the unexpected link between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in Kansas. It's time to put on our analytical hats, with a generous helping of puns, as we delve into this seemingly whimsical yet surprisingly enlightening topic.
Picture this: a classroom full of aspiring educators, diligently earning their Bachelor's degrees in Education. Meanwhile, across the state in various offices and coffee shops, a cadre of diligent proofreaders are ensuring that grammatical errors are stamped out like a breakfast buffet after a morning rush. We set out to uncover whether there's more than just a geographical tie between these seemingly unrelated pursuits. After all, who else is better positioned to appreciate a good dad joke than these meticulous proofreaders?
Now, turning to the data, our study leverages comprehensive information compiled by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Through rigorous analysis and sophisticated statistical methods, we embarked on the quest to unravel the potential connection between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees and the contingent rise of proofreaders in the sunflower state of Kansas.
Let's pause for our first dad joke interlude: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Our analysis reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020. It seems that the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more adept individuals become at becoming "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9852516, indicating a robust positive relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in the state of Kansas from 2012 to 2020. Indeed, it seems that as the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded increases, so does the cohort of diligent proofreaders, ready to catch those grammatical slip-ups like a baseball glove at a Little League game.

The r-squared value of 0.9707207 suggests that a whopping 97.07% of the variability in the number of proofreaders in Kansas can be explained by the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded. To put it simply, it's as if the more Bachelor's degrees in Education there are, the more proofreaders emerge, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of misplaced commas and apostrophes.

And now, for our next dad joke interlude: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" Just like atoms, the data suggests that the number of proofreaders in Kansas is indeed made up of the influence of Education Bachelor's degrees, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that this connection is not just a funny quirk, but a statistically sound reality.

Figure 1 displays a scatterplot showcasing the strong and undeniable correlation between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded and the number of proofreaders in Kansas. The data points form a clear, upward-sloping pattern, resembling the trajectory of a well-crafted punchline that leaves the audience in stitches.

In conclusion, our findings provide compelling evidence of a substantial link between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded and the burgeoning cohort of proofreaders in Kansas. It's as if the pursuit of educational excellence is fostering a legion of vigilant proofreaders, ensuring that all puns and jokes are grammatically impeccable.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and The number of proofreaders in Kansas. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Education Bachelor's: More Proofreaders' Fathers? The Kansas Cadence"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in the state of Kansas, with a dash of dad jokes as we unravel the data. Leveraging comprehensive data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to answer the pressing question: do more Education Bachelor's degrees mean more proofreaders to correct our jokes? Our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020, a statistically significant finding that may hold the key to understanding the quirky interplay between educational pursuits and crotchety proofreaders. It seems the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more individuals become "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Previous research by Smith (2015) has delved into the connection between educational pursuits and linguistic expertise, shedding light on the potential impact of academic disciplines on individuals' proclivity for proofreading. Similarly, Doe (2018) has contemplated the influence of educational qualifications on language precision, laying the groundwork for our investigation into the link between Bachelor's degrees in education and the proliferation of proofreaders. Jones (2019) further emphasizes the importance of language development in educational settings, hinting at a potential spillover effect on the demand for linguistic scrutiny in professional environments.
Speaking of linguistics, have you heard about the syntactically ambiguous sentence walking into a bar? It's important to stress-test our findings to ensure they hold up under scrutiny, much like a skilled proofreader would scrutinize a witty quip.
Transitioning from empirical studies to the realm of informative non-fiction literature, "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" by Lynne Truss beckons us to ponder the subtleties of punctuation, while "The Elements of Style" by William Strunk Jr. and E.B. White offers timeless guidance on grammatical finesse. These works, while not directly investigating the correlation at hand, inspire a deeper appreciation for precision in language and the meticulous art of proofreading.
On a different note, who can forget the beloved children's book "Ella Minnow Pea" by Mark Dunn, where a community's dedication to linguistic perfection takes center stage? Moving from a fictional island community to the strategic challenges of wordplay, the board game "Scrabble" serves as a playful reminder of the intricate dance between language and intellectual engagement.
Now, circling back to our investigation, our findings unveil a resounding echo of the oft-cited adage: "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers." It appears that the pursuit of Education Bachelor's degrees indeed begets an upsurge in the number of meticulous proofreaders, poised to catch every misplaced comma and every mischievous pun.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9852516, indicating a robust positive relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in the state of Kansas from 2012 to 2020. Indeed, it seems that as the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded increases, so does the cohort of diligent proofreaders, ready to catch those grammatical slip-ups like a baseball glove at a Little League game.
The r-squared value of 0.9707207 suggests that a whopping 97.07% of the variability in the number of proofreaders in Kansas can be explained by the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded. To put it simply, it's as if the more Bachelor's degrees in Education there are, the more proofreaders emerge, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of misplaced commas and apostrophes.
And now, for our next dad joke interlude: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" Just like atoms, the data suggests that the number of proofreaders in Kansas is indeed made up of the influence of Education Bachelor's degrees, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that this connection is not just a funny quirk, but a statistically sound reality.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot showcasing the strong and undeniable correlation between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded and the number of proofreaders in Kansas. The data points form a clear, upward-sloping pattern, resembling the trajectory of a well-crafted punchline that leaves the audience in stitches.
In conclusion, our findings provide compelling evidence of a substantial link between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded and the burgeoning cohort of proofreaders in Kansas. It's as if the pursuit of educational excellence is fostering a legion of vigilant proofreaders, ensuring that all puns and jokes are grammatically impeccable.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our investigation into the correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in Kansas has yielded intriguing results, ripe with both statistical significance and a touch of humor. Our findings align with previous research that has probed the intersection of educational pursuits and linguistic proficiency, supporting the notion that the acquisition of pedagogical expertise may indeed cultivate a penchant for precision in language. This is not just a case of correlation, but a causative relationship that warrants further exploration.

It is evident from our analysis that a substantial proportion of the variability in the number of proofreaders in Kansas can be attributed to the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded. It seems that the pursuit of educational attainment goes hand in hand with the emergence of dedicated proofreaders, ready to pounce on misplaced modifiers and spurious semicolons. This result aligns with the work of Smith (2015) and Doe (2018), who have hinted at the transformative impact of academic disciplines on individuals' inclination for linguistic scrutiny.

The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 serves as a resounding validation of the relationship between these two seemingly disparate entities. The upward-sloping trajectory depicted in our scatterplot mirrors the ascent of a well-crafted joke, buoyed by the diligent oversight of astute proofreaders. As the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded rises, so does the legion of vigilant linguistic custodians, ensuring that every pun is punctuated with precision.

As we reflect on these findings, let us not forget the resounding echoes of our literature review, which underscored the influential role of educational qualifications in shaping linguistic dexterity. Much like a skilled composer orchestrates a symphony of notes, it appears that the pursuit of academic excellence conducts a symphony of proofreaders, harmonizing the nuances of language with unyielding proficiency.

Considering the substantial practical implications of our findings, we are compelled to ponder the broader ramifications for educational policy and workforce development. It may be time to acknowledge the latent potential of individuals with Education Bachelor's degrees to not only educate, but also to elevate the standards of linguistic precision in our society. After all, the impact of education extends beyond the classroom, permeating into the meticulous correction of grammar and punctuation across various domains.

In unraveling the quirks of this correlation, we are reminded of the enduring influence of language on our daily interactions. This linkage between Education Bachelor's degrees and the swell of proofreaders in Kansas is not merely a statistical enigma; it is a testament to the indelible imprint of education on the fabric of linguistic refinement. As we embrace the humor and gravity of this interconnectedness, we endeavor to navigate the subtle nuances of language with the dexterity of a seasoned pun aficionado.

So, in the spirit of our investigation, here's a dad joke to punctuate our discussion: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Just as we embrace the nuances of our findings, let us also embrace the transformative potential encapsulated in the pursuit of Education Bachelor's degrees and the proliferation of vigilant proofreaders in Kansas.


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and The number of proofreaders in Kansas. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

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[[TITLE]]
"Education Bachelor's: More Proofreaders' Fathers? The Kansas Cadence"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we investigate the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in the state of Kansas, with a dash of dad jokes as we unravel the data. Leveraging comprehensive data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to answer the pressing question: do more Education Bachelor's degrees mean more proofreaders to correct our jokes? Our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020, a statistically significant finding that may hold the key to understanding the quirky interplay between educational pursuits and crotchety proofreaders. It seems the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more individuals become "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "What did the Dad joke book say? You crack me up!" We couldn't resist sprinkling some light-hearted humor into our journey to uncover the unexpected link between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in Kansas. It's time to put on our analytical hats, with a generous helping of puns, as we delve into this seemingly whimsical yet surprisingly enlightening topic.
Picture this: a classroom full of aspiring educators, diligently earning their Bachelor's degrees in Education. Meanwhile, across the state in various offices and coffee shops, a cadre of diligent proofreaders are ensuring that grammatical errors are stamped out like a breakfast buffet after a morning rush. We set out to uncover whether there's more than just a geographical tie between these seemingly unrelated pursuits. After all, who else is better positioned to appreciate a good dad joke than these meticulous proofreaders?
Now, turning to the data, our study leverages comprehensive information compiled by the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Through rigorous analysis and sophisticated statistical methods, we embarked on the quest to unravel the potential connection between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees and the contingent rise of proofreaders in the sunflower state of Kansas.
Let's pause for our first dad joke interlude: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Our analysis reveals a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020. It seems that the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more adept individuals become at becoming "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9852516, indicating a robust positive relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in the state of Kansas from 2012 to 2020. Indeed, it seems that as the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded increases, so does the cohort of diligent proofreaders, ready to catch those grammatical slip-ups like a baseball glove at a Little League game.
The r-squared value of 0.9707207 suggests that a whopping 97.07% of the variability in the number of proofreaders in Kansas can be explained by the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded. To put it simply, it's as if the more Bachelor's degrees in Education there are, the more proofreaders emerge, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of misplaced commas and apostrophes.
And now, for our next dad joke interlude: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" Just like atoms, the data suggests that the number of proofreaders in Kansas is indeed made up of the influence of Education Bachelor's degrees, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that this connection is not just a funny quirk, but a statistically sound reality.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot showcasing the strong and undeniable correlation between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded and the number of proofreaders in Kansas. The data points form a clear, upward-sloping pattern, resembling the trajectory of a well-crafted punchline that leaves the audience in stitches.
In conclusion, our findings provide compelling evidence of a substantial link between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded and the burgeoning cohort of proofreaders in Kansas. It's as if the pursuit of educational excellence is fostering a legion of vigilant proofreaders, ensuring that all puns and jokes are grammatically impeccable.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has illuminated the intriguing correlation between the number of Education Bachelor's degrees awarded and the surge in proofreaders in Kansas, like a well-timed punchline that leaves everyone in stitches. Our findings underscore the notion that a passion for educational prowess seems to cultivate a flourishing community of diligent proofreaders, akin to a garden nurtured by the nurturing hands of doting fathers.

As we wrap up our analysis, it's clear that this connection is not just a whimsical quirk but a statistically robust reality, reminding us that the most unexpected pairings may hold the key to unraveling the mysteries of the academic and linguistic world.

Now, for our last dad joke interlude: "Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out." Much like an unexpected twist in a joke, our findings have brought to light an unexpected connection that defies conventional wisdom.

In light of these compelling results, we assert that no further research in this area is needed, as our study has cracked the code on the enchanting relationship between Education Bachelor's degrees and the emergence of diligent proofreaders in the heart of Kansas.



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ChatGPT:

The Journal of Educational Linguistics and Humor Neuroscience


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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Education Bachelor's: More Proofreaders' Fathers? The Kansas Cadence. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Linguistic Quirk Studies


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Education Bachelor's: More Proofreaders' Fathers? The Kansas Cadence with an abstract of In this paper, we investigate the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the number of proofreaders in the state of Kansas, with a dash of dad jokes as we unravel the data. Leveraging comprehensive data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to answer the pressing question: do more Education Bachelor's degrees mean more proofreaders to correct our jokes? Our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9852516 and p < 0.01 from 2012 to 2020, a statistically significant finding that may hold the key to understanding the quirky interplay between educational pursuits and crotchety proofreaders. It seems the more Education Bachelor's degrees awarded, the more individuals become "proof-readers" of their kids' jokes!

ChatGPT:

education bachelor's degrees, proofreaders, Kansas, correlation, National Center for Education Statistics, Bureau of Labor Statistics, statistical analysis, relationship, data analysis, higher education trends

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Data details

Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education
Detailed data title: Bachelor's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions, in field of study: Education
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education

The number of proofreaders in Kansas
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of proofreaders and copy markers in Kansas
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of proofreaders in Kansas

Correlation r = 0.9852516 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9707207 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 97.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of proofreaders in Kansas) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education) over the 9 years from 2012 through 2020.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.3E-6. 0.0000012644471163581420000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 0.00013% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 790,859 random variables You don't actually need 790 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 8 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 8 because we have two variables measured over a period of 9 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.93, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
201220132014201520162017201820192020
Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education (Degrees awarded)10565610469898838915968722185130825998395285052
The number of proofreaders in Kansas (Laborers)210180170908070405050




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([105656,104698,98838,91596,87221,85130,82599,83952,85052,])
array_2 = np.array([210,180,170,90,80,70,40,50,50,])
array_1_name = "Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education"
array_2_name = "The number of proofreaders in Kansas"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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