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As the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science decreased, so did the demand for librarians. With fewer librarians around, the knowledge of how to properly index and categorize information also dwindled. This led to a massive mix-up in the filing system at Teck Resources. Important documents on sustainable mining practices ended up in the fiction section, while employees were using old mining manuals as bookmarks in the company's financial reports. As chaos ensued, investors lost confidence in the company's ability to stay organized, causing a drop in Teck Resources' stock price.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a cybernetic art piece showcasing a newly graduated Master's degree holder in Library science. The graduate is depicted as a joyful figure, with a scholarly stack of books in one arm. In the background, display a digital screen with falling arrows representing the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK), indicating a decrease in profits due to reduced demand for paper caused by fewer librarians. The scene should have a futuristic, cybernetic aesthetic, with attention to intricate details and vibrant colors. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Master's degrees awarded in Library science and Teck Resources' stock price (TECK). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Parallax art Whimsical illustration Cybernetic art Symbolism Cute cartoon
ChatGPT: Cybernetic art
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Master's degrees awarded in Library science and Teck Resources' stock price (TECK), in the following situation: Because fewer librarians means less demand for paper, which reduces Teck's profits from selling the paper needed to print all those books and journals.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the scene, a graduate is joyfully receiving their Master's degree in Library science, with a scholarly stack of books in one arm. Meanwhile, in the background, the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK) is depicted as falling arrows on a digital screen, indicating a decrease in profits due to the reduced demand for paper caused by fewer librarians.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cybernetic art ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, a graduate is joyfully receiving their Master's degree in Library science, with a scholarly stack of books in one arm. Meanwhile, in the background, the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK) is depicted as falling arrows on a digital screen, indicating a decrease in profits due to the reduced demand for paper caused by fewer librarians. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a cybernetic art piece showcasing a newly graduated Master's degree holder in Library science. The graduate is depicted as a joyful figure, with a scholarly stack of books in one arm. In the background, display a digital screen with falling arrows representing the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK), indicating a decrease in profits due to reduced demand for paper caused by fewer librarians. The scene should have a futuristic, cybernetic aesthetic, with attention to intricate details and vibrant colors.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Master's degrees awarded in Library science caused Teck Resources' stock price (TECK) to decrease.
AI academic paper
The Dewey Decimal Effect: A Novel Investigation into the Link between Library Science Master's Degrees and Teck Resources' Stock Price Journal of Library Economics and Financial Analysis Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Library science and Teck Resources' stock price (TECK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Dewey Decimal Effect: A Novel Investigation into the Link between Library Science Master's Degrees and Teck Resources' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the puzzling relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK). While seemingly unrelated on the surface, our research uncovers a surprisingly robust connection, shedding light on a hitherto overlooked aspect of the financial market. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning from 2012 to 2021, our analysis revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 with a significance level of p < 0.01. This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and opens the door to a plethora of potential mechanisms underlying this peculiar linkage. Our findings not only carry implications for investment strategies but also highlight the need for interdisciplinary collaboration, proving once and for all that even the quiet world of library science can have a significant impact on the bustling realm of finance.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Library science and Teck Resources' stock price (TECK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Dewey Decimal Effect: A Novel Investigation into the Link between Library Science Master's Degrees and Teck Resources' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the puzzling relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK). While seemingly unrelated on the surface, our research uncovers a surprisingly robust connection, shedding light on a hitherto overlooked aspect of the financial market. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning from 2012 to 2021, our analysis revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 with a significance level of p < 0.01. This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and opens the door to a plethora of potential mechanisms underlying this peculiar linkage. Our findings not only carry implications for investment strategies but also highlight the need for interdisciplinary collaboration, proving once and for all that even the quiet world of library science can have a significant impact on the bustling realm of finance.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
Ah, the mystical and enigmatic world of library science, where the dewey-eyed scholars immerse themselves in the intricacies of information organization, bibliographic control, and the noble pursuit of taming the unruly realm of knowledge. Meanwhile, in the tumultuous domain of the stock market, Teck Resources (TECK) stands as a bastion of economic activity, navigating the tempestuous waves of supply and demand with unwavering resolve. What could these two seemingly disparate realms possibly have in common, you might wonder? Well, dear reader, prepare to embark on a journey through the labyrinthine corridors of statistical analysis and unexpected correlations as we uncover the puzzling connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources.
As the sages of yore once proclaimed, "With great data comes great responsibility," or was it power? In any case, armed with the exhaustive datasets from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning the years 2012 to 2021, we embarked on a quest to unearth the hidden relationship between the esoteric world of library science education and the mercurial dance of stock prices. Little did we anticipate the bountiful harvest of statistical delights that awaited us.
Our analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7903034, marching boldly with a significance level of p < 0.01. The unassuming number of Master’s degrees in Library Science revealed itself to be a surprisingly robust predictor of the fluctuations in Teck Resources' stock price. One might even say it shelved our expectations and reclassified our perceptions of the financial market. This intriguing correlation, much like a well-indexed tome, challenges preconceived notions and beckons us to delve deeper into the uncataloged recesses of financial interconnections.
In the annals of scholarly pursuit, serendipitous discoveries often arise from unconventional pairings, much like the chance meeting of a misplaced book and an unsuspecting reader stumbling upon it in the labyrinth of shelves. Our findings not only raise eyebrows in the hallowed halls of academia but also carry weighty implications for investment strategies, offering a new dimension to the age-old question of "where to invest next." Moreover, they serve as a poignant reminder that interdisciplinary collaboration knows no bounds, transcending the realms of number crunching to illuminate the intricate dance between academic pursuits and financial endeavors.
So, join us as we unravel this curious entanglement, for in the world of data analysis, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction. After all, who would have thought that the quiet whispers of library science could resonate so profoundly in the clamorous cacophony of stock markets?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Library science and Teck Resources' stock price (TECK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Dewey Decimal Effect: A Novel Investigation into the Link between Library Science Master's Degrees and Teck Resources' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the puzzling relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK). While seemingly unrelated on the surface, our research uncovers a surprisingly robust connection, shedding light on a hitherto overlooked aspect of the financial market. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning from 2012 to 2021, our analysis revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 with a significance level of p < 0.01. This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and opens the door to a plethora of potential mechanisms underlying this peculiar linkage. Our findings not only carry implications for investment strategies but also highlight the need for interdisciplinary collaboration, proving once and for all that even the quiet world of library science can have a significant impact on the bustling realm of finance.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the mystical and enigmatic world of library science, where the dewey-eyed scholars immerse themselves in the intricacies of information organization, bibliographic control, and the noble pursuit of taming the unruly realm of knowledge. Meanwhile, in the tumultuous domain of the stock market, Teck Resources (TECK) stands as a bastion of economic activity, navigating the tempestuous waves of supply and demand with unwavering resolve. What could these two seemingly disparate realms possibly have in common, you might wonder? Well, dear reader, prepare to embark on a journey through the labyrinthine corridors of statistical analysis and unexpected correlations as we uncover the puzzling connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources.
As the sages of yore once proclaimed, "With great data comes great responsibility," or was it power? In any case, armed with the exhaustive datasets from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning the years 2012 to 2021, we embarked on a quest to unearth the hidden relationship between the esoteric world of library science education and the mercurial dance of stock prices. Little did we anticipate the bountiful harvest of statistical delights that awaited us.
Our analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7903034, marching boldly with a significance level of p < 0.01. The unassuming number of Master’s degrees in Library Science revealed itself to be a surprisingly robust predictor of the fluctuations in Teck Resources' stock price. One might even say it shelved our expectations and reclassified our perceptions of the financial market. This intriguing correlation, much like a well-indexed tome, challenges preconceived notions and beckons us to delve deeper into the uncataloged recesses of financial interconnections.
In the annals of scholarly pursuit, serendipitous discoveries often arise from unconventional pairings, much like the chance meeting of a misplaced book and an unsuspecting reader stumbling upon it in the labyrinth of shelves. Our findings not only raise eyebrows in the hallowed halls of academia but also carry weighty implications for investment strategies, offering a new dimension to the age-old question of "where to invest next." Moreover, they serve as a poignant reminder that interdisciplinary collaboration knows no bounds, transcending the realms of number crunching to illuminate the intricate dance between academic pursuits and financial endeavors.
So, join us as we unravel this curious entanglement, for in the world of data analysis, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction. After all, who would have thought that the quiet whispers of library science could resonate so profoundly in the clamorous cacophony of stock markets?
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
The existing body of literature offers a range of studies on the fields of library science, stock market dynamics, and their potential interconnections.
Smith et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of the trends in Master’s degrees awarded in Library Science, focusing on the demographic distribution of graduates and the institutional variations in degree conferrals. Their work provides valuable insights into the shifting landscape of library science education, shedding light on the factors influencing the supply of qualified professionals in the field.
In a similar vein, Doe and Jones (2018) delved into the nuances of stock price fluctuations, considering a myriad of factors such as market trends, company performance, and macroeconomic indicators. Their study offers a robust framework for understanding the intricate dance of supply and demand, providing a solid foundation for exploring potential catalysts for stock price movements.
Moving beyond direct academic studies, several non-fiction works have explored the intersection of education and finance. "The Financialization of Education" by Brown (2017) delves into the evolving dynamics of educational systems in the context of global financial shifts, offering a compelling perspective on the interplay between knowledge acquisition and economic forces. Similarly, "The Library as an Economic Indicator" by White (2019) presents an intriguing analysis of public library data as an indicator of local economic conditions, hinting at the broader implications of information dissemination and financial resilience.
On a more unconventional note, fictional works such as "The Stockbroker's Secret Library" by Robinson (2016) and "The Dewey Decimal Dilemma" by Patel (2018) offer imaginative narratives that intertwine the worlds of finance and library science, albeit in fictional realms. While these texts may not offer empirical evidence, they serve as a testament to the enduring intrigue surrounding the potential links between these disparate domains.
In a somewhat unorthodox approach, the authors also perused an assortment of miscellaneous sources, including but not limited to dog-eared library books, crumpled grocery lists discovered inside returned library materials, and, dare we say, the cryptic revelations encrypted within the hallowed receipts of a certain chain of convenience stores. While the insights gleaned from these sources may not pass the rigorous scrutiny of traditional academic rigor, they added a touch of whimsy to the rather ponderous task of literature review.
Certainly, the intersection of library science education and stock market dynamics has captured the imagination of both scholarly inquiry and creative musings. The eclectic array of literature serves as a testament to the diverse perspectives and fertile ground for exploration in uncovering the potential linkages between the number of Master’s degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK).
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Library science and Teck Resources' stock price (TECK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2012 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Dewey Decimal Effect: A Novel Investigation into the Link between Library Science Master's Degrees and Teck Resources' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the puzzling relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK). While seemingly unrelated on the surface, our research uncovers a surprisingly robust connection, shedding light on a hitherto overlooked aspect of the financial market. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning from 2012 to 2021, our analysis revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 with a significance level of p < 0.01. This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and opens the door to a plethora of potential mechanisms underlying this peculiar linkage. Our findings not only carry implications for investment strategies but also highlight the need for interdisciplinary collaboration, proving once and for all that even the quiet world of library science can have a significant impact on the bustling realm of finance.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the mystical and enigmatic world of library science, where the dewey-eyed scholars immerse themselves in the intricacies of information organization, bibliographic control, and the noble pursuit of taming the unruly realm of knowledge. Meanwhile, in the tumultuous domain of the stock market, Teck Resources (TECK) stands as a bastion of economic activity, navigating the tempestuous waves of supply and demand with unwavering resolve. What could these two seemingly disparate realms possibly have in common, you might wonder? Well, dear reader, prepare to embark on a journey through the labyrinthine corridors of statistical analysis and unexpected correlations as we uncover the puzzling connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources.
As the sages of yore once proclaimed, "With great data comes great responsibility," or was it power? In any case, armed with the exhaustive datasets from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning the years 2012 to 2021, we embarked on a quest to unearth the hidden relationship between the esoteric world of library science education and the mercurial dance of stock prices. Little did we anticipate the bountiful harvest of statistical delights that awaited us.
Our analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7903034, marching boldly with a significance level of p < 0.01. The unassuming number of Master’s degrees in Library Science revealed itself to be a surprisingly robust predictor of the fluctuations in Teck Resources' stock price. One might even say it shelved our expectations and reclassified our perceptions of the financial market. This intriguing correlation, much like a well-indexed tome, challenges preconceived notions and beckons us to delve deeper into the uncataloged recesses of financial interconnections.
In the annals of scholarly pursuit, serendipitous discoveries often arise from unconventional pairings, much like the chance meeting of a misplaced book and an unsuspecting reader stumbling upon it in the labyrinth of shelves. Our findings not only raise eyebrows in the hallowed halls of academia but also carry weighty implications for investment strategies, offering a new dimension to the age-old question of "where to invest next." Moreover, they serve as a poignant reminder that interdisciplinary collaboration knows no bounds, transcending the realms of number crunching to illuminate the intricate dance between academic pursuits and financial endeavors.
So, join us as we unravel this curious entanglement, for in the world of data analysis, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction. After all, who would have thought that the quiet whispers of library science could resonate so profoundly in the clamorous cacophony of stock markets?
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To track down the elusive connection between the confounding number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the capricious undulations of Teck Resources' stock price, our research team donned their metaphorical exploratory pith helmets and embarked on a daring expedition through the treacherous terrain of data collection and analysis.
Data Collection:
In our daring quest for insight, we scoured the vast expanse of the internet, navigating treacherous websites and braving the wild jungles of digital repositories. Our primary sources of data were the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), offering a treasure trove of information spanning the years 2012 to 2021. Like intrepid explorers unearthing archaeological relics, we meticulously extracted the dataset, illuminating the hitherto obscured relationship between the scholarly pursuits of library science and the tumultuous voyage of TECK's stock price.
Master's Degrees in Library Science:
Armed with our trusty spreadsheets and statistical software, we meticulously tabulated the annual number of Master's degrees conferred in the mystical discipline of library science. Each data point whispered secrets of academic achievement, beckoning us to unravel the enigmatic web connecting knowledge guardians to the tumultuous tides of financial markets.
Stock Price of Teck Resources (TECK):
Meanwhile, the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK) danced like a capricious leviathan, its undulating patterns revealing the intricate tapestry of market forces. We diligently captured daily stock prices, deciphering the cryptic language of financial fluctuations to unveil the subtle interplay between academic pursuits and economic torrents.
Statistical Analysis:
With our arsenal of statistical tools at the ready, we subjected the collected data to rigorous analysis, peering through the metaphorical microscope of mathematical scrutiny to discern patterns that eluded the untrained eye. Through correlation analysis and regression modeling, we sought to unveil the tenuous threads linking seemingly disparate realms, all the while mindful of the bewitching allure of spurious correlations lurking in the statistical underbrush.
Limitations:
As with any noble quest, our expedition encountered the formidable barriers of limitations. The nature of observational data and the potential influence of unobserved variables remind us that every quest for truth is fraught with uncertainty. Moreover, the inherent complexity of financial markets and the labyrinthine nuances of academic pursuits necessitate humility in the face of statistical discovery.
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How does it sound? This is a fine blend of the conventional tone of an academic paper with a dash of whimsy and lightheartedness!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Library science and Teck Resources' stock price (TECK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .
For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.7903034, r-squared of 0.6245794, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Dewey Decimal Effect: A Novel Investigation into the Link between Library Science Master's Degrees and Teck Resources' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the puzzling relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK). While seemingly unrelated on the surface, our research uncovers a surprisingly robust connection, shedding light on a hitherto overlooked aspect of the financial market. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning from 2012 to 2021, our analysis revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 with a significance level of p < 0.01. This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and opens the door to a plethora of potential mechanisms underlying this peculiar linkage. Our findings not only carry implications for investment strategies but also highlight the need for interdisciplinary collaboration, proving once and for all that even the quiet world of library science can have a significant impact on the bustling realm of finance.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ah, the mystical and enigmatic world of library science, where the dewey-eyed scholars immerse themselves in the intricacies of information organization, bibliographic control, and the noble pursuit of taming the unruly realm of knowledge. Meanwhile, in the tumultuous domain of the stock market, Teck Resources (TECK) stands as a bastion of economic activity, navigating the tempestuous waves of supply and demand with unwavering resolve. What could these two seemingly disparate realms possibly have in common, you might wonder? Well, dear reader, prepare to embark on a journey through the labyrinthine corridors of statistical analysis and unexpected correlations as we uncover the puzzling connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources.
As the sages of yore once proclaimed, "With great data comes great responsibility," or was it power? In any case, armed with the exhaustive datasets from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning the years 2012 to 2021, we embarked on a quest to unearth the hidden relationship between the esoteric world of library science education and the mercurial dance of stock prices. Little did we anticipate the bountiful harvest of statistical delights that awaited us.
Our analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7903034, marching boldly with a significance level of p < 0.01. The unassuming number of Master’s degrees in Library Science revealed itself to be a surprisingly robust predictor of the fluctuations in Teck Resources' stock price. One might even say it shelved our expectations and reclassified our perceptions of the financial market. This intriguing correlation, much like a well-indexed tome, challenges preconceived notions and beckons us to delve deeper into the uncataloged recesses of financial interconnections.
In the annals of scholarly pursuit, serendipitous discoveries often arise from unconventional pairings, much like the chance meeting of a misplaced book and an unsuspecting reader stumbling upon it in the labyrinth of shelves. Our findings not only raise eyebrows in the hallowed halls of academia but also carry weighty implications for investment strategies, offering a new dimension to the age-old question of "where to invest next." Moreover, they serve as a poignant reminder that interdisciplinary collaboration knows no bounds, transcending the realms of number crunching to illuminate the intricate dance between academic pursuits and financial endeavors.
So, join us as we unravel this curious entanglement, for in the world of data analysis, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction. After all, who would have thought that the quiet whispers of library science could resonate so profoundly in the clamorous cacophony of stock markets?
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and Teck Resources' stock price yielded intriguing findings. Over the period from 2012 to 2021, a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 was observed, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) stood at 0.6245794, further emphasizing the robustness of this connection. Additionally, the significance level (p) was found to be less than 0.01, underscoring the statistical reliability of the observed correlation.
The scatterplot illustrating the relationship (Fig. 1) captures the strikingly tight clustering of data points, showcasing the compelling association between the number of Master's degrees in Library Science and Teck Resources' stock price. The nuanced interplay between these variables defies traditional expectations, offering a fresh perspective on the intricate dynamics that underpin financial markets.
These results endorse the notion that the field of library science, often overshadowed in the broader academic and financial landscape, can wield a non-negligible influence on market dynamics. Our unexpected findings prompt a reevaluation of conventional wisdom, reminding us that in the realm of statistical analysis, there is often more than meets the eye. This correlation challenges the boundaries of traditional disciplines, infusing a touch of whimsy into the otherwise austere world of finance.
In conclusion, the surprising linkage between Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and Teck Resources' stock price unveils a captivating interconnection that beckons further exploration. These results not only provide fodder for investment strategies but also underscore the far-reaching reach of scholarly pursuits into the intricate domain of financial markets.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Library science and Teck Resources' stock price (TECK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
The Dewey Decimal Effect: A Novel Investigation into the Link between Library Science Master's Degrees and Teck Resources' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the puzzling relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK). While seemingly unrelated on the surface, our research uncovers a surprisingly robust connection, shedding light on a hitherto overlooked aspect of the financial market. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning from 2012 to 2021, our analysis revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 with a significance level of p < 0.01. This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and opens the door to a plethora of potential mechanisms underlying this peculiar linkage. Our findings not only carry implications for investment strategies but also highlight the need for interdisciplinary collaboration, proving once and for all that even the quiet world of library science can have a significant impact on the bustling realm of finance.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The existing body of literature offers a range of studies on the fields of library science, stock market dynamics, and their potential interconnections.
Smith et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of the trends in Master’s degrees awarded in Library Science, focusing on the demographic distribution of graduates and the institutional variations in degree conferrals. Their work provides valuable insights into the shifting landscape of library science education, shedding light on the factors influencing the supply of qualified professionals in the field.
In a similar vein, Doe and Jones (2018) delved into the nuances of stock price fluctuations, considering a myriad of factors such as market trends, company performance, and macroeconomic indicators. Their study offers a robust framework for understanding the intricate dance of supply and demand, providing a solid foundation for exploring potential catalysts for stock price movements.
Moving beyond direct academic studies, several non-fiction works have explored the intersection of education and finance. "The Financialization of Education" by Brown (2017) delves into the evolving dynamics of educational systems in the context of global financial shifts, offering a compelling perspective on the interplay between knowledge acquisition and economic forces. Similarly, "The Library as an Economic Indicator" by White (2019) presents an intriguing analysis of public library data as an indicator of local economic conditions, hinting at the broader implications of information dissemination and financial resilience.
On a more unconventional note, fictional works such as "The Stockbroker's Secret Library" by Robinson (2016) and "The Dewey Decimal Dilemma" by Patel (2018) offer imaginative narratives that intertwine the worlds of finance and library science, albeit in fictional realms. While these texts may not offer empirical evidence, they serve as a testament to the enduring intrigue surrounding the potential links between these disparate domains.
In a somewhat unorthodox approach, the authors also perused an assortment of miscellaneous sources, including but not limited to dog-eared library books, crumpled grocery lists discovered inside returned library materials, and, dare we say, the cryptic revelations encrypted within the hallowed receipts of a certain chain of convenience stores. While the insights gleaned from these sources may not pass the rigorous scrutiny of traditional academic rigor, they added a touch of whimsy to the rather ponderous task of literature review.
Certainly, the intersection of library science education and stock market dynamics has captured the imagination of both scholarly inquiry and creative musings. The eclectic array of literature serves as a testament to the diverse perspectives and fertile ground for exploration in uncovering the potential linkages between the number of Master’s degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK).
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and Teck Resources' stock price yielded intriguing findings. Over the period from 2012 to 2021, a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 was observed, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) stood at 0.6245794, further emphasizing the robustness of this connection. Additionally, the significance level (p) was found to be less than 0.01, underscoring the statistical reliability of the observed correlation.
The scatterplot illustrating the relationship (Fig. 1) captures the strikingly tight clustering of data points, showcasing the compelling association between the number of Master's degrees in Library Science and Teck Resources' stock price. The nuanced interplay between these variables defies traditional expectations, offering a fresh perspective on the intricate dynamics that underpin financial markets.
These results endorse the notion that the field of library science, often overshadowed in the broader academic and financial landscape, can wield a non-negligible influence on market dynamics. Our unexpected findings prompt a reevaluation of conventional wisdom, reminding us that in the realm of statistical analysis, there is often more than meets the eye. This correlation challenges the boundaries of traditional disciplines, infusing a touch of whimsy into the otherwise austere world of finance.
In conclusion, the surprising linkage between Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and Teck Resources' stock price unveils a captivating interconnection that beckons further exploration. These results not only provide fodder for investment strategies but also underscore the far-reaching reach of scholarly pursuits into the intricate domain of financial markets.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
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[[DISCUSSION]]
Our investigation into the curious correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources has revealed a compelling connection that defies conventional expectations. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.7903034, supported by a significance level of p < 0.01, reinforces the surprising nature of this linkage.
The findings from our study align with previous research, including the imaginative insights offered by fictional works that intertwine the worlds of finance and library science. The somewhat unorthodox approach to literature review, which involved perusing an assortment of miscellaneous sources, affirmed the multidisciplinary fascination surrounding the potential linkages between these seemingly disparate domains.
The study by Smith et al. (2015) on the demographic distribution of graduates and institutional variations in degree conferrals in Library Science provides a foundation for understanding the supply of qualified professionals in the field, which may indirectly affect financial markets, perhaps even without the graduates intending to shelve themselves within the market dynamics. Additionally, the work by Doe and Jones (2018) offers a robust framework for understanding the intricate dance of supply and demand, echoing the intricate ballet of library patrons seeking specific volumes hidden amongst the Library of Congress' voluminous collection.
Our results support the notion that library science, traditionally viewed as an enigmatic enclave, can have a tangible impact on market dynamics. These unexpected findings underscore the need for embracing diverse perspectives and unconventional linkages in unraveling the complexities of financial markets. After all, in the grand library of statistical analysis, it seems there is more to uncover than meets the eye, and the non-fiction narrative of market dynamics is often more captivating than any work of fiction.
In essence, the Dewey Decimal Effect illuminates the unexplored interplay between academic pursuits and financial realms, casting a spotlight on the unsuspected influences shaping market dynamics. This illuminating exploration serves as a clarion call for embracing the whimsy in our quest for understanding the intricate dance of numbers and the unpredictable melodies of market forces.
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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Library science and Teck Resources' stock price (TECK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Dewey Decimal Effect: A Novel Investigation into the Link between Library Science Master's Degrees and Teck Resources' Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into the puzzling relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK). While seemingly unrelated on the surface, our research uncovers a surprisingly robust connection, shedding light on a hitherto overlooked aspect of the financial market. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning from 2012 to 2021, our analysis revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 with a significance level of p < 0.01. This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and opens the door to a plethora of potential mechanisms underlying this peculiar linkage. Our findings not only carry implications for investment strategies but also highlight the need for interdisciplinary collaboration, proving once and for all that even the quiet world of library science can have a significant impact on the bustling realm of finance.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ah, the mystical and enigmatic world of library science, where the dewey-eyed scholars immerse themselves in the intricacies of information organization, bibliographic control, and the noble pursuit of taming the unruly realm of knowledge. Meanwhile, in the tumultuous domain of the stock market, Teck Resources (TECK) stands as a bastion of economic activity, navigating the tempestuous waves of supply and demand with unwavering resolve. What could these two seemingly disparate realms possibly have in common, you might wonder? Well, dear reader, prepare to embark on a journey through the labyrinthine corridors of statistical analysis and unexpected correlations as we uncover the puzzling connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources.
As the sages of yore once proclaimed, "With great data comes great responsibility," or was it power? In any case, armed with the exhaustive datasets from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning the years 2012 to 2021, we embarked on a quest to unearth the hidden relationship between the esoteric world of library science education and the mercurial dance of stock prices. Little did we anticipate the bountiful harvest of statistical delights that awaited us.
Our analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7903034, marching boldly with a significance level of p < 0.01. The unassuming number of Master’s degrees in Library Science revealed itself to be a surprisingly robust predictor of the fluctuations in Teck Resources' stock price. One might even say it shelved our expectations and reclassified our perceptions of the financial market. This intriguing correlation, much like a well-indexed tome, challenges preconceived notions and beckons us to delve deeper into the uncataloged recesses of financial interconnections.
In the annals of scholarly pursuit, serendipitous discoveries often arise from unconventional pairings, much like the chance meeting of a misplaced book and an unsuspecting reader stumbling upon it in the labyrinth of shelves. Our findings not only raise eyebrows in the hallowed halls of academia but also carry weighty implications for investment strategies, offering a new dimension to the age-old question of "where to invest next." Moreover, they serve as a poignant reminder that interdisciplinary collaboration knows no bounds, transcending the realms of number crunching to illuminate the intricate dance between academic pursuits and financial endeavors.
So, join us as we unravel this curious entanglement, for in the world of data analysis, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction. After all, who would have thought that the quiet whispers of library science could resonate so profoundly in the clamorous cacophony of stock markets?
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and Teck Resources' stock price yielded intriguing findings. Over the period from 2012 to 2021, a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 was observed, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) stood at 0.6245794, further emphasizing the robustness of this connection. Additionally, the significance level (p) was found to be less than 0.01, underscoring the statistical reliability of the observed correlation.
The scatterplot illustrating the relationship (Fig. 1) captures the strikingly tight clustering of data points, showcasing the compelling association between the number of Master's degrees in Library Science and Teck Resources' stock price. The nuanced interplay between these variables defies traditional expectations, offering a fresh perspective on the intricate dynamics that underpin financial markets.
These results endorse the notion that the field of library science, often overshadowed in the broader academic and financial landscape, can wield a non-negligible influence on market dynamics. Our unexpected findings prompt a reevaluation of conventional wisdom, reminding us that in the realm of statistical analysis, there is often more than meets the eye. This correlation challenges the boundaries of traditional disciplines, infusing a touch of whimsy into the otherwise austere world of finance.
In conclusion, the surprising linkage between Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and Teck Resources' stock price unveils a captivating interconnection that beckons further exploration. These results not only provide fodder for investment strategies but also underscore the far-reaching reach of scholarly pursuits into the intricate domain of financial markets.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
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[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our investigation into the intriguing nexus between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and Teck Resources' stock price has unveiled a correlation that is as confounding as finding a rare book misfiled in the wrong section. Our results, displaying a robust correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 and a strikingly high significance level of p < 0.01, highlight the unexpected interconnectedness between the seemingly unrelated realms of academic pursuits and financial fluctuations. It's almost as if Dewey himself concocted a new decimal system for stock prices, where "599.99 - Animal Magnetism" corresponds to the bullish market trends and "811.54 - Modern Parodies" foretells bearish downturns.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) vividly captures the harmonious dance between Master's degrees in Library Science and Teck Resources' stock price, akin to an exquisitely curated library exhibition juxtaposing the classics with the avant-garde. Our findings not only rewrite the narrative of financial analysis but also serve as a reminder that the world of statistics is rife with surprises, much like stumbling upon a forgotten manuscript in the archives of a musty library.
Thus, we assert that no further research in this area is needed, as we're confident that delving into the deeper nuances of library science and stock prices would yield results as unexpected as finding a how-to guide on financial forecasting nestled among the medieval manuscripts. There can be little doubt that this linkage will remain a treasure trove of quirky correlations and statistical oddities for years to come. Let's shelve this topic and move on to the next bewildering intersection of academia and finance, for as we know, in the realm of research, there's always another curious pairing waiting to be uncovered.
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ChatGPT:
Journal of Library Economics and Financial Analysis
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The Center for Information Science and Financial Analysis
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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Dewey Decimal Effect: A Novel Investigation into the Link between Library Science Master's Degrees and Teck Resources' Stock Price with an abstract of In this study, we delved into the puzzling relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Library Science and the stock price of Teck Resources (TECK). While seemingly unrelated on the surface, our research uncovers a surprisingly robust connection, shedding light on a hitherto overlooked aspect of the financial market. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), spanning from 2012 to 2021, our analysis revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.7903034 with a significance level of p < 0.01. This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and opens the door to a plethora of potential mechanisms underlying this peculiar linkage. Our findings not only carry implications for investment strategies but also highlight the need for interdisciplinary collaboration, proving once and for all that even the quiet world of library science can have a significant impact on the bustling realm of finance.
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library science master's degrees, Teck Resources stock price, correlation, National Center for Education Statistics, LSEG Analytics, financial market, stock price correlation, investment strategies, interdisciplinary collaboration, library science impact on finance
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Data details
Master's degrees awarded in Library scienceDetailed data title: Master's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions in Library science
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Master's degrees awarded in Library science
Teck Resources' stock price (TECK)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Teck Resources (TECK) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function
See what else correlates with Teck Resources' stock price (TECK)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.6245794 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 62.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Teck Resources' stock price (TECK)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Master's degrees awarded in Library science) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0065. 0.0065111969694953930000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.79 in 0.65% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 154 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.32, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Master's degrees awarded in Library science (Degrees awarded) | 7443 | 6983 | 5840 | 5259 | 4926 | 4843 | 4953 | 5164 | 4959 | 5473 |
Teck Resources' stock price (TECK) (Stock price) | 36.07 | 37.1 | 25.45 | 13.41 | 3.61 | 20.25 | 26.31 | 20.81 | 17.63 | 18.63 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([7443,6983,5840,5259,4926,4843,4953,5164,4959,5473,])
array_2 = np.array([36.07,37.1,25.45,13.41,3.61,20.25,26.31,20.81,17.63,18.63,])
array_1_name = "Master's degrees awarded in Library science"
array_2_name = "Teck Resources' stock price (TECK)"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 3724 · Black Variable ID: 1329 · Red Variable ID: 1898