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The influx of UFO activity in West Virginia has led to a surge in local hotdog sales as aliens have developed a sudden craving for earthly encased meats. This increased demand for hotdogs has inadvertently boosted the supply of top-quality franks to the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, allowing the reigning champion to feast on an abundance of perfectly crafted hotdogs, ultimately contributing to their record-breaking consumption levels. It seems our otherworldly visitors have inadvertently sauced up the competitive eating scene with their inexplicable love for all things wiener-related in West Virginia!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that emulates the style of a TIME magazine cover, showing a surreal scene set in West Virginia. In the background, depict a mesmerizing night sky with a fluorescent UFO hovering above. In the foreground, feature the champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition standing in a field, surrounded by a towering mountain of hotdogs. Show the champion being fueled by a continuous supply of hotdogs beamed down by the aliens from the UFO. Emphasize the otherworldly glow and ambience of the scene. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in West Virginia and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: High-tech A TIME magazine cover image Macabre Voxel art Sci-fi fantacy
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in West Virginia and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion, in the following situation: Apparently, the aliens have been beaming down some next-level sausages, leading to a spike in hotdog consumption. It seems they're trying to curry favor with the reigning champ, using their otherworldly influence to ensure he remains the top dog in the competitive eating world. Perhaps they've taken a cosmic interest in the art of competitive eating, or maybe they just relish the thought of a human consuming such astronomical quantities. It's a real close encounter of the bun kind.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In West Virginia, under the night sky, a UFO hovers above as the champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition stands in a field surrounded by a mountain of hotdogs. With a glowing beam, the aliens are delivering a never-ending supply of hotdogs to fuel his next incredible feat.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In West Virginia, under the night sky, a UFO hovers above as the champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition stands in a field surrounded by a mountain of hotdogs. With a glowing beam, the aliens are delivering a never-ending supply of hotdogs to fuel his next incredible feat. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that emulates the style of a TIME magazine cover, showing a surreal scene set in West Virginia. In the background, depict a mesmerizing night sky with a fluorescent UFO hovering above. In the foreground, feature the champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition standing in a field, surrounded by a towering mountain of hotdogs. Show the champion being fueled by a continuous supply of hotdogs beamed down by the aliens from the UFO. Emphasize the otherworldly glow and ambience of the scene.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in UFO sightings in West Virginia positively influenced Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion.
AI academic paper
Weird Wonders in West Virginia: Wacky Wavelengths of UFO Sightings and Nathan's Notable Hot Dog Consumption Connection The Journal of Anomalous Phenomena and Culinary Conspiracies Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in West Virginia and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title an alliteration.
Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7829666 and p < 0.01 for 1979 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Weird Wonders in West Virginia: Wacky Wavelengths of UFO Sightings and Nathan's Notable Hot Dog Consumption Connection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This studious investigation delves into the enigmatic entanglement between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the prodigious pork prodigality of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the illustrious compendium of competitive eating - Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized the salient statistics to unravel this peculiar puzzle.
Through rigorous regression analysis, we discerned a startling correlation coefficient of 0.7829666, underscoring an intriguing association that cannot be dismissed as mere happenstance. Furthermore, our findings were buttressed by a p-value of less than 0.01, bolstering the robustness of this remarkable relationship.
While the very nature of this correlation may seem highly improbable, our research serves as a beacon of insight into the unlikely interconnectedness of celestial phenomena and culinary conquests. This study offers a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration that challenges conventional scientific paradigms and boldly ventures into the whimsical and wacky realm of statistical anomalies.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in West Virginia and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Weird Wonders in West Virginia: Wacky Wavelengths of UFO Sightings and Nathan's Notable Hot Dog Consumption Connection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This studious investigation delves into the enigmatic entanglement between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the prodigious pork prodigality of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the illustrious compendium of competitive eating - Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized the salient statistics to unravel this peculiar puzzle.
Through rigorous regression analysis, we discerned a startling correlation coefficient of 0.7829666, underscoring an intriguing association that cannot be dismissed as mere happenstance. Furthermore, our findings were buttressed by a p-value of less than 0.01, bolstering the robustness of this remarkable relationship.
While the very nature of this correlation may seem highly improbable, our research serves as a beacon of insight into the unlikely interconnectedness of celestial phenomena and culinary conquests. This study offers a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration that challenges conventional scientific paradigms and boldly ventures into the whimsical and wacky realm of statistical anomalies.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of extraordinary phenomena and mundane activities has long captivated the collective imagination, inspiring a breadth of scholarly conjecture and jest. In this vein, the conundrum of UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consummate consumption of hot dogs by champion eaters at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition has elicited mounting curiosity and raised eyebrows, much like the proverbial flying saucers themselves.
While the juxtaposition of celestial sightings and carnivorous feats may appear farcical at first glance, our investigation seeks to meticulously untangle the threads of this offbeat tapestry. The vitality of this inquiry stems from a recognition that statistical anomalies often conceal a deeper narrative, awaiting the discerning gaze of the research analyst.
To embark upon this scholarly escapade, our research harnesses the illustrious resources of the National UFO Reporting Center and the venerable annals of competitive eating, notably showcased on the reliable repository of knowledge, Wikipedia. Through the fortuitous fusion of these datasets, we endeavor to excavate the cryptic connections that may underpin this perplexing association.
Our endeavor is not merely frivolous folly; it represents a resolute commitment to uncovering the unexpected couplings that underlie the fabric of empirical reality. By subjecting our data to rigorous regression analysis, we strive to tease out the quantitative quirkiness that hints at a correlation that transcends the mundane boundaries of conventional wisdom.
This study does not shy away from the whimsical, recognizing that genuine insight often resides in the unlikeliest of places. Plunging headfirst into this befuddling juxtaposition, we aim to infuse a sense of wonder and curiosity into the staid halls of empirical inquiry, challenging the rigidity of traditional paradigms with a light-hearted, yet deeply contemplative approach.
In the following sections, we embark on a journey through realms of statistics, astronomy, and gastronomy, illuminating the unexpected interplay of variables that gives rise to the baffling confluence of UFO sightings and hot dog consumption. By embracing the idiosyncrasies of these seemingly disparate domains, we hope to underscore the rich tapestry of improbable connections that animate the world around us.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in West Virginia and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Weird Wonders in West Virginia: Wacky Wavelengths of UFO Sightings and Nathan's Notable Hot Dog Consumption Connection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This studious investigation delves into the enigmatic entanglement between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the prodigious pork prodigality of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the illustrious compendium of competitive eating - Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized the salient statistics to unravel this peculiar puzzle.
Through rigorous regression analysis, we discerned a startling correlation coefficient of 0.7829666, underscoring an intriguing association that cannot be dismissed as mere happenstance. Furthermore, our findings were buttressed by a p-value of less than 0.01, bolstering the robustness of this remarkable relationship.
While the very nature of this correlation may seem highly improbable, our research serves as a beacon of insight into the unlikely interconnectedness of celestial phenomena and culinary conquests. This study offers a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration that challenges conventional scientific paradigms and boldly ventures into the whimsical and wacky realm of statistical anomalies.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of extraordinary phenomena and mundane activities has long captivated the collective imagination, inspiring a breadth of scholarly conjecture and jest. In this vein, the conundrum of UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consummate consumption of hot dogs by champion eaters at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition has elicited mounting curiosity and raised eyebrows, much like the proverbial flying saucers themselves.
While the juxtaposition of celestial sightings and carnivorous feats may appear farcical at first glance, our investigation seeks to meticulously untangle the threads of this offbeat tapestry. The vitality of this inquiry stems from a recognition that statistical anomalies often conceal a deeper narrative, awaiting the discerning gaze of the research analyst.
To embark upon this scholarly escapade, our research harnesses the illustrious resources of the National UFO Reporting Center and the venerable annals of competitive eating, notably showcased on the reliable repository of knowledge, Wikipedia. Through the fortuitous fusion of these datasets, we endeavor to excavate the cryptic connections that may underpin this perplexing association.
Our endeavor is not merely frivolous folly; it represents a resolute commitment to uncovering the unexpected couplings that underlie the fabric of empirical reality. By subjecting our data to rigorous regression analysis, we strive to tease out the quantitative quirkiness that hints at a correlation that transcends the mundane boundaries of conventional wisdom.
This study does not shy away from the whimsical, recognizing that genuine insight often resides in the unlikeliest of places. Plunging headfirst into this befuddling juxtaposition, we aim to infuse a sense of wonder and curiosity into the staid halls of empirical inquiry, challenging the rigidity of traditional paradigms with a light-hearted, yet deeply contemplative approach.
In the following sections, we embark on a journey through realms of statistics, astronomy, and gastronomy, illuminating the unexpected interplay of variables that gives rise to the baffling confluence of UFO sightings and hot dog consumption. By embracing the idiosyncrasies of these seemingly disparate domains, we hope to underscore the rich tapestry of improbable connections that animate the world around us.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature on the connection between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consumption of hot dogs by champions of Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition spans a broad spectrum of sources, encompassing both serious scholarly work and more whimsical explorations of the peculiar pairing.
Smith and Doe (2015) lay the groundwork for our investigation by delving into the regional patterns of UFO sightings across the United States, highlighting West Virginia as a hotspot of extraterrestrial activity. Their meticulous analysis of historical UFO reports provides a springboard for our inquiry into the correlation between these unexplained phenomena and the gustatory feats at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition.
Turning to the culinary realm, Jones (2018) offers an insightful ethnographic study of the competitive eating subculture, shedding light on the extraordinary appetites and gastronomic prowess exhibited by hot dog eating champions. The rich ethnographic details provided by Jones set the stage for our examination of the quirky correlation between these consummate eaters and the otherworldly sightings in West Virginia.
Expanding beyond academic studies, notable non-fiction books such as "The Mothman Prophecies" by John A. Keel and "Communion" by Whitley Strieber, while not directly related to hot dog consumption, delve into mysterious phenomena and the unexplained, offering tantalizing glimpses into the enigmatic world of UFO sightings that may contextualize our investigation.
In a more whimsical vein, the works of fiction, such as "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" by Steven Spielberg and "Men in Black" by Lowell Cunningham, traverse the boundary between reality and fantasy, blending elements of science fiction with a nod to the peculiar and the unexplained—themes that resonate with our offbeat inquiry.
Further insights are gleaned from children's cartoons and television shows, particularly "The X-Files" and "Scooby-Doo", which have permeated popular culture and imbued a sense of intrigue surrounding mysterious phenomena and inexplicable occurrences. While less traditional in an academic context, these cultural touchstones infuse our investigation with a sense of playful curiosity and wonder.
As we survey this diverse array of literature, it becomes evident that our examination of the correlation between UFO sightings in West Virginia and hot dog consumption is not confined to the realm of dry statistics and data analysis. It is a peculiar, yet captivating journey that intertwines the realms of the improbable and the inexplicable, prompting us to delve deeper into the whimsical and wacky realm of statistical anomalies.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in West Virginia and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia . You used data from 1979 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Weird Wonders in West Virginia: Wacky Wavelengths of UFO Sightings and Nathan's Notable Hot Dog Consumption Connection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This studious investigation delves into the enigmatic entanglement between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the prodigious pork prodigality of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the illustrious compendium of competitive eating - Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized the salient statistics to unravel this peculiar puzzle.
Through rigorous regression analysis, we discerned a startling correlation coefficient of 0.7829666, underscoring an intriguing association that cannot be dismissed as mere happenstance. Furthermore, our findings were buttressed by a p-value of less than 0.01, bolstering the robustness of this remarkable relationship.
While the very nature of this correlation may seem highly improbable, our research serves as a beacon of insight into the unlikely interconnectedness of celestial phenomena and culinary conquests. This study offers a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration that challenges conventional scientific paradigms and boldly ventures into the whimsical and wacky realm of statistical anomalies.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of extraordinary phenomena and mundane activities has long captivated the collective imagination, inspiring a breadth of scholarly conjecture and jest. In this vein, the conundrum of UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consummate consumption of hot dogs by champion eaters at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition has elicited mounting curiosity and raised eyebrows, much like the proverbial flying saucers themselves.
While the juxtaposition of celestial sightings and carnivorous feats may appear farcical at first glance, our investigation seeks to meticulously untangle the threads of this offbeat tapestry. The vitality of this inquiry stems from a recognition that statistical anomalies often conceal a deeper narrative, awaiting the discerning gaze of the research analyst.
To embark upon this scholarly escapade, our research harnesses the illustrious resources of the National UFO Reporting Center and the venerable annals of competitive eating, notably showcased on the reliable repository of knowledge, Wikipedia. Through the fortuitous fusion of these datasets, we endeavor to excavate the cryptic connections that may underpin this perplexing association.
Our endeavor is not merely frivolous folly; it represents a resolute commitment to uncovering the unexpected couplings that underlie the fabric of empirical reality. By subjecting our data to rigorous regression analysis, we strive to tease out the quantitative quirkiness that hints at a correlation that transcends the mundane boundaries of conventional wisdom.
This study does not shy away from the whimsical, recognizing that genuine insight often resides in the unlikeliest of places. Plunging headfirst into this befuddling juxtaposition, we aim to infuse a sense of wonder and curiosity into the staid halls of empirical inquiry, challenging the rigidity of traditional paradigms with a light-hearted, yet deeply contemplative approach.
In the following sections, we embark on a journey through realms of statistics, astronomy, and gastronomy, illuminating the unexpected interplay of variables that gives rise to the baffling confluence of UFO sightings and hot dog consumption. By embracing the idiosyncrasies of these seemingly disparate domains, we hope to underscore the rich tapestry of improbable connections that animate the world around us.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To lend rigor to our investigation of the curious confluence of UFO sightings in West Virginia and the celebrated consumption of hot dogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions, we employed a multifaceted approach that traversed the terrains of data collection, statistical analysis, and, of course, a dash of cosmic whimsy.
Data Collection:
The arcane art of data collection began with a fervent scouring of the National UFO Reporting Center's archives, where reports of inexplicable aerial phenomena were meticulously cataloged. Concurrently, we delved into the thoroughfares of Wikipedia, sifting through the annals of gastronomic glory to extract the consummate hot dog consumption statistics of the esteemed champions at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition. We diligently culled information spanning the years 1979 to 2021, embracing the expanse of time to capture the ebb and flow of celestial sightings and hot dog devouring prowess.
Statistical Analysis:
Our intrepid foray into statistical analysis commenced with the application of robust regression models to scrutinize the interplay between the spatiotemporal distribution of UFO sightings in West Virginia and the staggering hot dog consumption feats. Through the whimsical wizardry of statistical software, we unearthed a potent correlation coefficient indicative of a compelling association between these seemingly incongruous variables. Furthermore, the p-value gleamed like a shooting star, shining brightly with statistical significance and imbuing our findings with an aura of unlikely credibility.
Hypothesis Testing:
With a twinkle in our eyes and a quirk in our hypotheses, we subjected our data to rigorous hypothesis testing, daring to challenge the conventional wisdom and immerse ourselves in the uncharted waters of cosmic culinary correlations. Our hypotheses bore the weight of this beguiling expedition, asserting the existence of a meaningful relationship between UFO sightings and hot dog consumption. Through a series of wry witticisms and erudite puns (P < 0.01), we unraveled the mystery and affirmed the presence of an enchanting connection that transcends the mundane boundaries of empirical inquiry.
Sensitivity Analysis:
In a bid to safeguard the integrity of our findings against the esoteric vagaries of statistical inference, we conducted a sensitivity analysis that probed the resilience of our results to fluctuations in data and model specifications. This exercise offered a salient reassurance of the robustness of our unearthed correlation, solidifying our confidence in the wacky wavelength of our findings.
In conclusion, our methodology stood as a testament to the playful seriousness with which we approached this whimsical intersection of celestial curiosity and epicurean excellence. With a fervor for folly and a penchant for peculiar connections, we charted a course through the empirical unknown, guided by the laughter of statistical anomalies and the cosmic dance of hot dog constellations in the West Virginian sky.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in West Virginia and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia .
For the time period 1979 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.7829666, r-squared of 0.6130367, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Weird Wonders in West Virginia: Wacky Wavelengths of UFO Sightings and Nathan's Notable Hot Dog Consumption Connection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This studious investigation delves into the enigmatic entanglement between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the prodigious pork prodigality of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the illustrious compendium of competitive eating - Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized the salient statistics to unravel this peculiar puzzle.
Through rigorous regression analysis, we discerned a startling correlation coefficient of 0.7829666, underscoring an intriguing association that cannot be dismissed as mere happenstance. Furthermore, our findings were buttressed by a p-value of less than 0.01, bolstering the robustness of this remarkable relationship.
While the very nature of this correlation may seem highly improbable, our research serves as a beacon of insight into the unlikely interconnectedness of celestial phenomena and culinary conquests. This study offers a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration that challenges conventional scientific paradigms and boldly ventures into the whimsical and wacky realm of statistical anomalies.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of extraordinary phenomena and mundane activities has long captivated the collective imagination, inspiring a breadth of scholarly conjecture and jest. In this vein, the conundrum of UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consummate consumption of hot dogs by champion eaters at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition has elicited mounting curiosity and raised eyebrows, much like the proverbial flying saucers themselves.
While the juxtaposition of celestial sightings and carnivorous feats may appear farcical at first glance, our investigation seeks to meticulously untangle the threads of this offbeat tapestry. The vitality of this inquiry stems from a recognition that statistical anomalies often conceal a deeper narrative, awaiting the discerning gaze of the research analyst.
To embark upon this scholarly escapade, our research harnesses the illustrious resources of the National UFO Reporting Center and the venerable annals of competitive eating, notably showcased on the reliable repository of knowledge, Wikipedia. Through the fortuitous fusion of these datasets, we endeavor to excavate the cryptic connections that may underpin this perplexing association.
Our endeavor is not merely frivolous folly; it represents a resolute commitment to uncovering the unexpected couplings that underlie the fabric of empirical reality. By subjecting our data to rigorous regression analysis, we strive to tease out the quantitative quirkiness that hints at a correlation that transcends the mundane boundaries of conventional wisdom.
This study does not shy away from the whimsical, recognizing that genuine insight often resides in the unlikeliest of places. Plunging headfirst into this befuddling juxtaposition, we aim to infuse a sense of wonder and curiosity into the staid halls of empirical inquiry, challenging the rigidity of traditional paradigms with a light-hearted, yet deeply contemplative approach.
In the following sections, we embark on a journey through realms of statistics, astronomy, and gastronomy, illuminating the unexpected interplay of variables that gives rise to the baffling confluence of UFO sightings and hot dog consumption. By embracing the idiosyncrasies of these seemingly disparate domains, we hope to underscore the rich tapestry of improbable connections that animate the world around us.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation uncovered a statistically significant correlation between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consumption of hot dogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. For the time period spanning 1979 to 2021, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.7829666, indicative of a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) was found to be 0.6130367, suggesting that approximately 61.3% of the variation in hot dog consumption can be explained by the variation in UFO sightings. Additionally, the p-value was less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis of no relationship between the two variables.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the pronounced correlation between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consumption of hot dogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions, affirming the unexpected yet compelling nature of this statistical relationship.
The findings of this study illuminate a quirky and captivating association that challenges traditional scientific boundaries, teasing at the fabric of reality with an unlikely entanglement of celestial phenomena and gustatory prowess. This improbable correlation beckons further investigation and provokes contemplation on the whimsical interplay of variables that animate our world.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in West Virginia and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Weird Wonders in West Virginia: Wacky Wavelengths of UFO Sightings and Nathan's Notable Hot Dog Consumption Connection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This studious investigation delves into the enigmatic entanglement between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the prodigious pork prodigality of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the illustrious compendium of competitive eating - Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized the salient statistics to unravel this peculiar puzzle.
Through rigorous regression analysis, we discerned a startling correlation coefficient of 0.7829666, underscoring an intriguing association that cannot be dismissed as mere happenstance. Furthermore, our findings were buttressed by a p-value of less than 0.01, bolstering the robustness of this remarkable relationship.
While the very nature of this correlation may seem highly improbable, our research serves as a beacon of insight into the unlikely interconnectedness of celestial phenomena and culinary conquests. This study offers a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration that challenges conventional scientific paradigms and boldly ventures into the whimsical and wacky realm of statistical anomalies.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature on the connection between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consumption of hot dogs by champions of Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition spans a broad spectrum of sources, encompassing both serious scholarly work and more whimsical explorations of the peculiar pairing.
Smith and Doe (2015) lay the groundwork for our investigation by delving into the regional patterns of UFO sightings across the United States, highlighting West Virginia as a hotspot of extraterrestrial activity. Their meticulous analysis of historical UFO reports provides a springboard for our inquiry into the correlation between these unexplained phenomena and the gustatory feats at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition.
Turning to the culinary realm, Jones (2018) offers an insightful ethnographic study of the competitive eating subculture, shedding light on the extraordinary appetites and gastronomic prowess exhibited by hot dog eating champions. The rich ethnographic details provided by Jones set the stage for our examination of the quirky correlation between these consummate eaters and the otherworldly sightings in West Virginia.
Expanding beyond academic studies, notable non-fiction books such as "The Mothman Prophecies" by John A. Keel and "Communion" by Whitley Strieber, while not directly related to hot dog consumption, delve into mysterious phenomena and the unexplained, offering tantalizing glimpses into the enigmatic world of UFO sightings that may contextualize our investigation.
In a more whimsical vein, the works of fiction, such as "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" by Steven Spielberg and "Men in Black" by Lowell Cunningham, traverse the boundary between reality and fantasy, blending elements of science fiction with a nod to the peculiar and the unexplained—themes that resonate with our offbeat inquiry.
Further insights are gleaned from children's cartoons and television shows, particularly "The X-Files" and "Scooby-Doo", which have permeated popular culture and imbued a sense of intrigue surrounding mysterious phenomena and inexplicable occurrences. While less traditional in an academic context, these cultural touchstones infuse our investigation with a sense of playful curiosity and wonder.
As we survey this diverse array of literature, it becomes evident that our examination of the correlation between UFO sightings in West Virginia and hot dog consumption is not confined to the realm of dry statistics and data analysis. It is a peculiar, yet captivating journey that intertwines the realms of the improbable and the inexplicable, prompting us to delve deeper into the whimsical and wacky realm of statistical anomalies.
[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation uncovered a statistically significant correlation between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consumption of hot dogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. For the time period spanning 1979 to 2021, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.7829666, indicative of a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) was found to be 0.6130367, suggesting that approximately 61.3% of the variation in hot dog consumption can be explained by the variation in UFO sightings. Additionally, the p-value was less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis of no relationship between the two variables.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the pronounced correlation between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consumption of hot dogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions, affirming the unexpected yet compelling nature of this statistical relationship.
The findings of this study illuminate a quirky and captivating association that challenges traditional scientific boundaries, teasing at the fabric of reality with an unlikely entanglement of celestial phenomena and gustatory prowess. This improbable correlation beckons further investigation and provokes contemplation on the whimsical interplay of variables that animate our world.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
The results of our study reveal a remarkably robust correlation between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consumption of hot dogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. The substantial correlation coefficient of 0.7829666 underscores a strong positive relationship between these ostensibly unrelated phenomena. This surprising association, with a coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6130367, suggests that over 61.3% of the variation in hot dog consumption can be attributed to the variation in UFO sightings, a finding that defies conventional expectations.
The substantial p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to support our hypothesis of a meaningful connection between these variables. The statistical significance of this relationship cannot be disregarded, inviting us to probe into the whimsical interplay of celestial sightings and culinary conquests. Our findings not only affirm the prior research suggesting West Virginia as a hotspot of unexplained extraterrestrial activity, but also buttress the ethnographic insights into the gustatory feats of hot dog eating champions, elucidating a nexus that veers delightfully into the realm of statistical anomalies.
The juxtaposition of rigorous statistical analysis with the lighthearted subject matter at hand has afforded us a unique vantage point from which to explore the improbable interconnectedness of these seemingly disparate realms. As we navigate through the juxtaposition of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" and the prolific hot dog consumption feats, it becomes evident that our study transcends the conventional boundaries of scientific inquiry, delicately balanced between a serious academic pursuit and an exploration of the whimsical and wacky aspects of statistical anomalies.
Furthermore, our findings are bolstered by the works of fiction, which, though not grounded in empirical data, share a thematic resonance with our offbeat inquiry into mysterious phenomena and inexplicable occurrences. The serendipitous correlation observed in this study beckons further investigation, prompting us to consider the tantalizing possibility of an underlying mechanism that intertwines celestial visitations and consummate hot dog consumption.
In light of these unconventional but undeniably compelling results, our study underscores the intriguing potential of statistical research to unravel the unexpected and to peer into the enigmatic connections that lie just beyond the constraints of traditional scientific inquiry. This distinctively unique investigation paves a path toward a more playful and curious approach to statistical analysis, inviting future scholars to similarly delve into the peculiar and the whimsical, where statistical anomalies intersect with the quirkier aspects of human experience.
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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in West Virginia and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Weird Wonders in West Virginia: Wacky Wavelengths of UFO Sightings and Nathan's Notable Hot Dog Consumption Connection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This studious investigation delves into the enigmatic entanglement between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the prodigious pork prodigality of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the illustrious compendium of competitive eating - Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized the salient statistics to unravel this peculiar puzzle.
Through rigorous regression analysis, we discerned a startling correlation coefficient of 0.7829666, underscoring an intriguing association that cannot be dismissed as mere happenstance. Furthermore, our findings were buttressed by a p-value of less than 0.01, bolstering the robustness of this remarkable relationship.
While the very nature of this correlation may seem highly improbable, our research serves as a beacon of insight into the unlikely interconnectedness of celestial phenomena and culinary conquests. This study offers a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration that challenges conventional scientific paradigms and boldly ventures into the whimsical and wacky realm of statistical anomalies.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of extraordinary phenomena and mundane activities has long captivated the collective imagination, inspiring a breadth of scholarly conjecture and jest. In this vein, the conundrum of UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consummate consumption of hot dogs by champion eaters at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition has elicited mounting curiosity and raised eyebrows, much like the proverbial flying saucers themselves.
While the juxtaposition of celestial sightings and carnivorous feats may appear farcical at first glance, our investigation seeks to meticulously untangle the threads of this offbeat tapestry. The vitality of this inquiry stems from a recognition that statistical anomalies often conceal a deeper narrative, awaiting the discerning gaze of the research analyst.
To embark upon this scholarly escapade, our research harnesses the illustrious resources of the National UFO Reporting Center and the venerable annals of competitive eating, notably showcased on the reliable repository of knowledge, Wikipedia. Through the fortuitous fusion of these datasets, we endeavor to excavate the cryptic connections that may underpin this perplexing association.
Our endeavor is not merely frivolous folly; it represents a resolute commitment to uncovering the unexpected couplings that underlie the fabric of empirical reality. By subjecting our data to rigorous regression analysis, we strive to tease out the quantitative quirkiness that hints at a correlation that transcends the mundane boundaries of conventional wisdom.
This study does not shy away from the whimsical, recognizing that genuine insight often resides in the unlikeliest of places. Plunging headfirst into this befuddling juxtaposition, we aim to infuse a sense of wonder and curiosity into the staid halls of empirical inquiry, challenging the rigidity of traditional paradigms with a light-hearted, yet deeply contemplative approach.
In the following sections, we embark on a journey through realms of statistics, astronomy, and gastronomy, illuminating the unexpected interplay of variables that gives rise to the baffling confluence of UFO sightings and hot dog consumption. By embracing the idiosyncrasies of these seemingly disparate domains, we hope to underscore the rich tapestry of improbable connections that animate the world around us.
[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation uncovered a statistically significant correlation between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consumption of hot dogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. For the time period spanning 1979 to 2021, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.7829666, indicative of a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) was found to be 0.6130367, suggesting that approximately 61.3% of the variation in hot dog consumption can be explained by the variation in UFO sightings. Additionally, the p-value was less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis of no relationship between the two variables.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the pronounced correlation between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the consumption of hot dogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions, affirming the unexpected yet compelling nature of this statistical relationship.
The findings of this study illuminate a quirky and captivating association that challenges traditional scientific boundaries, teasing at the fabric of reality with an unlikely entanglement of celestial phenomena and gustatory prowess. This improbable correlation beckons further investigation and provokes contemplation on the whimsical interplay of variables that animate our world.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has shed light on the perplexing yet fascinating correlation between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the remarkable hot dog consumption prowess of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7829666 and the compellingly low p-value unequivocally highlight the unexpected interconnectedness of these seemingly disparate variables. It seems that while flying saucers are soaring in the skies, hot dogs are disappearing at a similarly otherworldly pace in competitive eating contests.
This unusual association, rooted in rigorous regression analysis, may indeed raise some eyebrows, much like a UFO sighting. However, the robustness of our findings cannot be overstated, showcasing a relationship that defies conventional explanation. It appears that as the UFO sightings in West Virginia wax and wane, so does the consumption of hot dogs by the celebrated champions at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition. Perhaps there is a cosmic conspiracy at play, orchestrating celestial manifestations in synchrony with human gustatory achievements.
While our intrepid exploration into this peculiar correlation has brought a sense of amusement and wonder, it also serves as a testament to the whimsical whims of statistical anomalies. As we draw the curtain on this scholarly escapade, it is evident that the confluence of celestial phenomena and culinary triumphs holds a rich tapestry of improbable connections that elude facile explanation.
Indeed, this research beckons a chuckle and a raised eyebrow, but it also invites us to contemplate the unexpected associations that underlie the fabric of empirical reality. It is in these unlikely pairings that the true marvel of scientific inquiry resides – in embracing the enigmatic and relishing the quirky, we are reminded that the world is an endlessly fascinating place. As such, we assert with confidence that no further research is needed in this area – for now, let us savor the delightful enigma of UFO sightings and hot dog feasts, and relish the mysterious mystique of statistics yielding unexpected connections.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Weird Wonders in West Virginia: Wacky Wavelengths of UFO Sightings and Nathan's Notable Hot Dog Consumption Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Anomalous Phenomena and Culinary Conspiracies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Weird Wonders in West Virginia: Wacky Wavelengths of UFO Sightings and Nathan's Notable Hot Dog Consumption Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Extraordinary Investigations and Absurd Discoveries
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Weird Wonders in West Virginia: Wacky Wavelengths of UFO Sightings and Nathan's Notable Hot Dog Consumption Connection with an abstract of This studious investigation delves into the enigmatic entanglement between UFO sightings in West Virginia and the prodigious pork prodigality of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions. Leveraging data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the illustrious compendium of competitive eating - Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized the salient statistics to unravel this peculiar puzzle.
Through rigorous regression analysis, we discerned a startling correlation coefficient of 0.7829666, underscoring an intriguing association that cannot be dismissed as mere happenstance. Furthermore, our findings were buttressed by a p-value of less than 0.01, bolstering the robustness of this remarkable relationship.
While the very nature of this correlation may seem highly improbable, our research serves as a beacon of insight into the unlikely interconnectedness of celestial phenomena and culinary conquests. This study offers a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration that challenges conventional scientific paradigms and boldly ventures into the whimsical and wacky realm of statistical anomalies.
ChatGPT:
UFO sightings, West Virginia, Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, correlation analysis, National UFO Reporting Center, competitive eating statistics, regression analysis, statistical anomalies, peculiar correlations, celestial phenomena, pork consumption, wacky connections
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UFO sightings in West VirginiaDetailed data title: UFO sightings reported in West Virginia
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in West Virginia
Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Detailed data title: Hotdog Consumption by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.6130367 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 61.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in West Virginia) over the 43 years from 1979 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.5E-10. 0.0000000005498210480551894000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.78 in 5.5E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,818,773,587 random variables You don't actually need 1 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 42 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 42 because we have two variables measured over a period of 43 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.63, 0.88 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1979 | 1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
UFO sightings in West Virginia (UFO sightings) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 28 | 12 | 21 | 21 | 17 | 23 | 22 | 16 | 26 | 30 | 37 | 16 | 29 | 61 | 58 | 60 | 53 | 28 | 22 | 14 | 33 | 44 | 14 |
Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion (Hotdogs eaten) | 9 | 9.5 | 11 | 11 | 10.5 | 9.5 | 11.75 | 15.5 | 13.5 | 10 | 15.5 | 16 | 21.5 | 19 | 17 | 20 | 19.5 | 22.25 | 24.5 | 19 | 20.25 | 25 | 50 | 50.5 | 44.5 | 53.33 | 49 | 53.75 | 66 | 59 | 68 | 54 | 62 | 68 | 69 | 61 | 62 | 70 | 72 | 74 | 71 | 75 | 76 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4,3,0,2,2,1,2,2,1,3,4,0,0,2,0,2,3,6,8,10,28,12,21,21,17,23,22,16,26,30,37,16,29,61,58,60,53,28,22,14,33,44,14,])
array_2 = np.array([9,9.5,11,11,10.5,9.5,11.75,15.5,13.5,10,15.5,16,21.5,19,17,20,19.5,22.25,24.5,19,20.25,25,50,50.5,44.5,53.33,49,53.75,66,59,68,54,62,68,69,61,62,70,72,74,71,75,76,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in West Virginia"
array_2_name = "Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 2484 · Black Variable ID: 1187 · Red Variable ID: 500