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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Robberies in Maryland and the second variable is US birth rates of triplets or more.  The chart goes from 2002 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As robberies in Maryland decreased, there were fewer instances of burglarious storks attempting to nest in the state. This led to a redistribution of the triplets and more bird population to other states, causing a region-wide decrease in the birth rates of triplets or more in the US.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a serene Maryland neighborhood, with rows of cozy houses and blooming trees. In the foreground, have a peaceful and well-kept maternity ward with softly painted walls and large windows. Show a spacious nursery, formerly bustling with sets of triplets dressed in charming bear-themed onesies, now appearing quiet with only a few sets of cribs neatly arranged. Exude a sense of tranquility to reflect the decrease in criminal activity and the resulting decrease in the number of multiple births. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Robberies in Maryland and US birth rates of triplets or more. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Macabre An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Realistic Cutsy graphics Cute 2D animation
ChatGPT: Realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Robberies in Maryland and US birth rates of triplets or more, in the following situation: As robberies decreased, triplets and more were three-spondingly less likely to be born. It seems that with fewer robberies, there was a "triple-down effect" on the birth rates. The whole situation was quite "un-bear-able" for those hoping for a trio of babies. It's as if the decrease in criminal activity led to a decrease in "triple threating" situations for expectant parents. The correlation suggests that perhaps the potential robbers were just not "triple-arsed" in committing their crimes, leading to a "triple-let" in the number of triplets being born.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a Maryland neighborhood, the number of robberies decreased over time. As a result, the local maternity ward saw a corresponding decrease in the number of triplets and higher-order multiple births. The once bustling nursery with triplets in adorable bear-themed onesies was now noticeably quieter, with fewer sets of three tiny cribs lined up. It seemed as though the decrease in criminal activity had led to a decrease in the "triple threat" scenarios for expectant parents. The potential robbers, it seemed, were just not "triple-daring" enough, resulting in a "trip-let" in the number of multiple births.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: In a Maryland neighborhood, the number of robberies decreased over time. As a result, the local maternity ward saw a corresponding decrease in the number of triplets and higher-order multiple births. The once bustling nursery with triplets in adorable bear-themed onesies was now noticeably quieter, with fewer sets of three tiny cribs lined up. It seemed as though the decrease in criminal activity had led to a decrease in the "triple threat" scenarios for expectant parents. The potential robbers, it seemed, were just not "triple-daring" enough, resulting in a "trip-let" in the number of multiple births. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a serene Maryland neighborhood, with rows of cozy houses and blooming trees. In the foreground, have a peaceful and well-kept maternity ward with softly painted walls and large windows. Show a spacious nursery, formerly bustling with sets of triplets dressed in charming bear-themed onesies, now appearing quiet with only a few sets of cribs neatly arranged. Exude a sense of tranquility to reflect the decrease in criminal activity and the resulting decrease in the number of multiple births.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Robberies in Maryland caused US birth rates of triplets or more to decrease.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Stealing Hearts and Adding Carts: A Correlation Study of Robberies in Maryland and the Birth Rates of Triplet or More in the United States

The Journal of Quirky Criminology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Maryland and US birth rates of triplets or more. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and CDC to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9113200 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Stealing Hearts and Adding Carts: A Correlation Study of Robberies in Maryland and the Birth Rates of Triplet or More in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the unexpected connection between criminal activity and the joyous occurrence of multiple births. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, we delved into the statistical relationship between reported robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more across the United States. Surprisingly, our analysis uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9113200, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2021, suggesting a significant association between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The implications of these findings, though initially met with skepticism, underscore the need for further investigation into the intricate web of factors influencing multiple births. This study offers a humorous yet profound reminder that even in the world of dry statistics, unexpected patterns can emerge, not unlike the surprising nature of triplets themselves.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Maryland and US birth rates of triplets or more. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stealing Hearts and Adding Carts: A Correlation Study of Robberies in Maryland and the Birth Rates of Triplet or More in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the unexpected connection between criminal activity and the joyous occurrence of multiple births. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, we delved into the statistical relationship between reported robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more across the United States. Surprisingly, our analysis uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9113200, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2021, suggesting a significant association between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The implications of these findings, though initially met with skepticism, underscore the need for further investigation into the intricate web of factors influencing multiple births. This study offers a humorous yet profound reminder that even in the world of dry statistics, unexpected patterns can emerge, not unlike the surprising nature of triplets themselves.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Over the years, researchers have explored numerous intriguing correlations and associations between seemingly disparate phenomena. From the impact of coffee consumption on productivity to the relationship between the length of a person's fingers and their proclivity for leadership, the world of statistical analysis continuously offers surprises. In this spirit of curiosity and whimsy, our study delves into the unexpected connection between robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States.

While the initial premise may raise eyebrows and elicit a few chuckles, our investigation is underpinned by a genuine quest for understanding the underlying forces at play. As phrases like "the crime rate is multiplying" take on a whole new meaning, we are driven by the prospect of uncovering a correlation that is more than just a statistical fluke. Are there societal factors at play that could serve as the missing link between criminal activity and the occurrence of multiple births? Or is this merely a curious case of mathematical coincidence? With this study, we aim to shed light on these questions and perhaps inject a hint of levity into the serious realm of statistical analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Maryland and US birth rates of triplets or more. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stealing Hearts and Adding Carts: A Correlation Study of Robberies in Maryland and the Birth Rates of Triplet or More in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the unexpected connection between criminal activity and the joyous occurrence of multiple births. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, we delved into the statistical relationship between reported robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more across the United States. Surprisingly, our analysis uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9113200, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2021, suggesting a significant association between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The implications of these findings, though initially met with skepticism, underscore the need for further investigation into the intricate web of factors influencing multiple births. This study offers a humorous yet profound reminder that even in the world of dry statistics, unexpected patterns can emerge, not unlike the surprising nature of triplets themselves.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Over the years, researchers have explored numerous intriguing correlations and associations between seemingly disparate phenomena. From the impact of coffee consumption on productivity to the relationship between the length of a person's fingers and their proclivity for leadership, the world of statistical analysis continuously offers surprises. In this spirit of curiosity and whimsy, our study delves into the unexpected connection between robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States.
While the initial premise may raise eyebrows and elicit a few chuckles, our investigation is underpinned by a genuine quest for understanding the underlying forces at play. As phrases like "the crime rate is multiplying" take on a whole new meaning, we are driven by the prospect of uncovering a correlation that is more than just a statistical fluke. Are there societal factors at play that could serve as the missing link between criminal activity and the occurrence of multiple births? Or is this merely a curious case of mathematical coincidence? With this study, we aim to shed light on these questions and perhaps inject a hint of levity into the serious realm of statistical analysis.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2010) delve into the complex relationship between crime rates and societal trends. While their focus is broader in scope, their findings shed light on the potential ripple effects of criminal activities. Additionally, Jones (2015) explores demographic shifts and statistical anomalies, touching upon the unexpected intersections of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Turning to non-fiction books, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner offers a thought-provoking exploration of unconventional correlations, challenging conventional wisdom in the realm of statistics and societal phenomena. Similarly, "SuperFreakonomics" by the same authors expands on this theme, presenting a series of captivating correlations that defy conventional expectations.

On the more imaginative side, the fiction novel "Gone Girl" by Gillian Flynn examines the intricacies of human behavior and the unforeseen consequences of actions. While not directly related to the topic at hand, its exploration of hidden motivations and unexpected twists serves as a reminder of the complex nature of human interactions.

Delving further into the realms of absurdity, the researchers took an unorthodox approach and attempted to glean insight from an unlikely source: CVS receipts. Despite initial skepticism, these seemingly mundane slips of paper revealed a surprising array of correlations, from the frequency of milk purchases to the likelihood of encountering someone named Steve in the checkout line.



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Maryland and US birth rates of triplets or more. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and CDC . You used data from 2002 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stealing Hearts and Adding Carts: A Correlation Study of Robberies in Maryland and the Birth Rates of Triplet or More in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the unexpected connection between criminal activity and the joyous occurrence of multiple births. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, we delved into the statistical relationship between reported robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more across the United States. Surprisingly, our analysis uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9113200, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2021, suggesting a significant association between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The implications of these findings, though initially met with skepticism, underscore the need for further investigation into the intricate web of factors influencing multiple births. This study offers a humorous yet profound reminder that even in the world of dry statistics, unexpected patterns can emerge, not unlike the surprising nature of triplets themselves.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Over the years, researchers have explored numerous intriguing correlations and associations between seemingly disparate phenomena. From the impact of coffee consumption on productivity to the relationship between the length of a person's fingers and their proclivity for leadership, the world of statistical analysis continuously offers surprises. In this spirit of curiosity and whimsy, our study delves into the unexpected connection between robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States.
While the initial premise may raise eyebrows and elicit a few chuckles, our investigation is underpinned by a genuine quest for understanding the underlying forces at play. As phrases like "the crime rate is multiplying" take on a whole new meaning, we are driven by the prospect of uncovering a correlation that is more than just a statistical fluke. Are there societal factors at play that could serve as the missing link between criminal activity and the occurrence of multiple births? Or is this merely a curious case of mathematical coincidence? With this study, we aim to shed light on these questions and perhaps inject a hint of levity into the serious realm of statistical analysis.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

In this study, we employed a combination of humorous curiosity and rigorous statistical analysis to investigate the potential correlation between robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States. The methodology involved meticulous data collection and analysis, as well as a sprinkle of jest to keep the research process engaging.

Data Collection:
We collected data on reported robberies in Maryland from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, spanning the years 2002 to 2021. This dataset provided a robust foundation for examining the fluctuations in criminal activity over the years.

As for the birth rates of triplets or more, we turned to the CDC, extracting comprehensive data covering the same time period. Cursory glances at this data may have left some scratching their heads, pondering the uncanny coincidence of Maryland robberies with a trilateral twist, but our intrepid research team forged ahead.

Statistical Analysis:
With the datasets in hand, we eagerly plunged into the realm of statistical analysis. Applying an array of analytical tools – from simple linear regression to more complex time-series analysis – we set out to unearth any underlying associations between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our calculations were as precise as a cat burglar's heist, leaving no statistical stone unturned.

Correlation Coefficient:
The centerpiece of our analysis was the calculation of the correlation coefficient between reported robberies in Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States. With bated breath, we awaited the results, as though awaiting the safe-cracker's successful manipulation of the combination lock. Lo and behold, the correlation coefficient emerged at an extraordinary 0.9113200, leaving our research team in disbelief, akin to an unsuspecting victim realizing their valuables had vanished.

P-Value:
To validate the significance of the correlation, we calculated the p-value, revealing that the likelihood of obtaining such a strong correlation by chance was less than 0.01. The statistical smoke and mirrors momentarily parted, and a substantial association between these two disparate phenomena was revealed – igniting a spark of wonder and curiosity within our research team.

Reproducibility:
To ensure the reproducibility of our findings, we meticulously documented the entire research process, hiding no sleight of hand or statistical shenanigans. Other researchers are encouraged to replicate our methods and analysis, perhaps uncovering hidden treasures within the data themselves.

Limitations:
While our research yielded compelling results, we are well aware of the inherent limitations in drawing causal conclusions based on correlation alone. It will be essential for future studies to delve deeper into the underlying mechanisms and potentially confounding variables that may contribute to this surprising statistical linkage.

With a touch of levity and a hint of statistical wizardry, our methodology encapsulated the spirit of exploration and curiosity that drives scientific inquiry, defying the conventional confines of research with a mischievous twinkle in our eyes.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Maryland and US birth rates of triplets or more. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and CDC .

For the time period 2002 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9113200, r-squared of 0.8305042, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stealing Hearts and Adding Carts: A Correlation Study of Robberies in Maryland and the Birth Rates of Triplet or More in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the unexpected connection between criminal activity and the joyous occurrence of multiple births. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, we delved into the statistical relationship between reported robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more across the United States. Surprisingly, our analysis uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9113200, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2021, suggesting a significant association between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The implications of these findings, though initially met with skepticism, underscore the need for further investigation into the intricate web of factors influencing multiple births. This study offers a humorous yet profound reminder that even in the world of dry statistics, unexpected patterns can emerge, not unlike the surprising nature of triplets themselves.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Over the years, researchers have explored numerous intriguing correlations and associations between seemingly disparate phenomena. From the impact of coffee consumption on productivity to the relationship between the length of a person's fingers and their proclivity for leadership, the world of statistical analysis continuously offers surprises. In this spirit of curiosity and whimsy, our study delves into the unexpected connection between robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States.
While the initial premise may raise eyebrows and elicit a few chuckles, our investigation is underpinned by a genuine quest for understanding the underlying forces at play. As phrases like "the crime rate is multiplying" take on a whole new meaning, we are driven by the prospect of uncovering a correlation that is more than just a statistical fluke. Are there societal factors at play that could serve as the missing link between criminal activity and the occurrence of multiple births? Or is this merely a curious case of mathematical coincidence? With this study, we aim to shed light on these questions and perhaps inject a hint of levity into the serious realm of statistical analysis.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The primary aim of this study was to ascertain any statistical association between reported robberies in Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States. Analyzing the data collected from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC for the period spanning 2002 to 2021, our investigation yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9113200, with an r-squared value of 0.8305042. The significance level, denoted by a p-value of less than 0.01, reinforced the robustness of the observed correlation, much like a sturdy lock on a safe.

The correlation coefficient of 0.9113200 signifies a strong positive relationship between the two variables. In other words, as the number of reported robberies in Maryland increases, there is a simultaneous increase in the birth rates of triplets or more across the United States. It appears that perhaps the allure of bundles of joy does not escape the notice of even the most nefarious individuals.

The scatterplot presented in Figure 1 visually encapsulates the striking correlation between robberies in Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more. The data points exhibit a noticeable clustering along a positively sloped trend line, reminiscent of a stealthy burglar tip-toeing toward a precious diamond – in this case, the unexpected link between crime and multiple births.

The implications of these findings are not to be taken lightly, unlike the perpetrators of the crimes under study. This unexpected correlation calls for further exploration into the intriguing interplay of factors that seem to synchronize criminal activities with the arrival of multiples. While the initial proposition of this study may have provoked a few raised eyebrows, the results underscore the captivating and occasionally whimsical nature of statistical inquiry, reminding us that even in the world of numbers, surprises abound.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Maryland and US birth rates of triplets or more. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Stealing Hearts and Adding Carts: A Correlation Study of Robberies in Maryland and the Birth Rates of Triplet or More in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the unexpected connection between criminal activity and the joyous occurrence of multiple births. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, we delved into the statistical relationship between reported robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more across the United States. Surprisingly, our analysis uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9113200, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2021, suggesting a significant association between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The implications of these findings, though initially met with skepticism, underscore the need for further investigation into the intricate web of factors influencing multiple births. This study offers a humorous yet profound reminder that even in the world of dry statistics, unexpected patterns can emerge, not unlike the surprising nature of triplets themselves.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2010) delve into the complex relationship between crime rates and societal trends. While their focus is broader in scope, their findings shed light on the potential ripple effects of criminal activities. Additionally, Jones (2015) explores demographic shifts and statistical anomalies, touching upon the unexpected intersections of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
Turning to non-fiction books, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner offers a thought-provoking exploration of unconventional correlations, challenging conventional wisdom in the realm of statistics and societal phenomena. Similarly, "SuperFreakonomics" by the same authors expands on this theme, presenting a series of captivating correlations that defy conventional expectations.
On the more imaginative side, the fiction novel "Gone Girl" by Gillian Flynn examines the intricacies of human behavior and the unforeseen consequences of actions. While not directly related to the topic at hand, its exploration of hidden motivations and unexpected twists serves as a reminder of the complex nature of human interactions.
Delving further into the realms of absurdity, the researchers took an unorthodox approach and attempted to glean insight from an unlikely source: CVS receipts. Despite initial skepticism, these seemingly mundane slips of paper revealed a surprising array of correlations, from the frequency of milk purchases to the likelihood of encountering someone named Steve in the checkout line.


[[RESULTS]]
The primary aim of this study was to ascertain any statistical association between reported robberies in Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States. Analyzing the data collected from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC for the period spanning 2002 to 2021, our investigation yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9113200, with an r-squared value of 0.8305042. The significance level, denoted by a p-value of less than 0.01, reinforced the robustness of the observed correlation, much like a sturdy lock on a safe.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9113200 signifies a strong positive relationship between the two variables. In other words, as the number of reported robberies in Maryland increases, there is a simultaneous increase in the birth rates of triplets or more across the United States. It appears that perhaps the allure of bundles of joy does not escape the notice of even the most nefarious individuals.
The scatterplot presented in Figure 1 visually encapsulates the striking correlation between robberies in Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more. The data points exhibit a noticeable clustering along a positively sloped trend line, reminiscent of a stealthy burglar tip-toeing toward a precious diamond – in this case, the unexpected link between crime and multiple births.
The implications of these findings are not to be taken lightly, unlike the perpetrators of the crimes under study. This unexpected correlation calls for further exploration into the intriguing interplay of factors that seem to synchronize criminal activities with the arrival of multiples. While the initial proposition of this study may have provoked a few raised eyebrows, the results underscore the captivating and occasionally whimsical nature of statistical inquiry, reminding us that even in the world of numbers, surprises abound.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study corroborate the earlier research by Smith and Doe (2010) and Jones (2015), who hinted at the potential domino effect of criminal activities. In an unexpected twist, our findings mirror the captivating correlations highlighted in "Freakonomics" and "SuperFreakonomics," demonstrating that statistical anomalies can indeed offer captivating insight. Furthermore, while "Gone Girl" is not directly pertinent to the topic at hand, its exploration of unforeseen consequences serves as a metaphor for our unexpected discovery. It seems that even in the world of empirical research, the unexpected can occur, just like the shock of discovering triplets.

The seemingly whimsical link between robberies in Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more is an intriguing discovery. The strong positive correlation between these seemingly disparate phenomena suggests that there may be hidden drivers of human behavior at play. While this finding may seem humorous at first glance, it underscores the complex and often unforeseen interconnections within societal systems. It raises thought-provoking questions about the intricate web of influences shaping criminal activities and childbirth rates, challenging the conventional wisdom of crime and reproduction as two independent spheres of human activity.

Our study offers an amusing yet profound reminder that unconventional connections can be uncovered, not unlike the surprising nature of triplets themselves. In the realm of dry statistics, unexpected patterns can emerge, shedding light on the whimsical and captivating nature of statistical inquiry. As we delve deeper into the underlying mechanisms of this correlation, one cannot help but marvel at the curious twists and turns of empirical investigation. Like solving a complex puzzle, this discovery adds another colorful piece to the mosaic of human behavior and societal phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in Maryland and US birth rates of triplets or more. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Stealing Hearts and Adding Carts: A Correlation Study of Robberies in Maryland and the Birth Rates of Triplet or More in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the unexpected connection between criminal activity and the joyous occurrence of multiple births. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, we delved into the statistical relationship between reported robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more across the United States. Surprisingly, our analysis uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9113200, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2021, suggesting a significant association between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The implications of these findings, though initially met with skepticism, underscore the need for further investigation into the intricate web of factors influencing multiple births. This study offers a humorous yet profound reminder that even in the world of dry statistics, unexpected patterns can emerge, not unlike the surprising nature of triplets themselves.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Over the years, researchers have explored numerous intriguing correlations and associations between seemingly disparate phenomena. From the impact of coffee consumption on productivity to the relationship between the length of a person's fingers and their proclivity for leadership, the world of statistical analysis continuously offers surprises. In this spirit of curiosity and whimsy, our study delves into the unexpected connection between robberies in the state of Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States.
While the initial premise may raise eyebrows and elicit a few chuckles, our investigation is underpinned by a genuine quest for understanding the underlying forces at play. As phrases like "the crime rate is multiplying" take on a whole new meaning, we are driven by the prospect of uncovering a correlation that is more than just a statistical fluke. Are there societal factors at play that could serve as the missing link between criminal activity and the occurrence of multiple births? Or is this merely a curious case of mathematical coincidence? With this study, we aim to shed light on these questions and perhaps inject a hint of levity into the serious realm of statistical analysis.

[[RESULTS]]
The primary aim of this study was to ascertain any statistical association between reported robberies in Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more in the United States. Analyzing the data collected from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC for the period spanning 2002 to 2021, our investigation yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9113200, with an r-squared value of 0.8305042. The significance level, denoted by a p-value of less than 0.01, reinforced the robustness of the observed correlation, much like a sturdy lock on a safe.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9113200 signifies a strong positive relationship between the two variables. In other words, as the number of reported robberies in Maryland increases, there is a simultaneous increase in the birth rates of triplets or more across the United States. It appears that perhaps the allure of bundles of joy does not escape the notice of even the most nefarious individuals.
The scatterplot presented in Figure 1 visually encapsulates the striking correlation between robberies in Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more. The data points exhibit a noticeable clustering along a positively sloped trend line, reminiscent of a stealthy burglar tip-toeing toward a precious diamond – in this case, the unexpected link between crime and multiple births.
The implications of these findings are not to be taken lightly, unlike the perpetrators of the crimes under study. This unexpected correlation calls for further exploration into the intriguing interplay of factors that seem to synchronize criminal activities with the arrival of multiples. While the initial proposition of this study may have provoked a few raised eyebrows, the results underscore the captivating and occasionally whimsical nature of statistical inquiry, reminding us that even in the world of numbers, surprises abound.

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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the findings of this study present a rare glimpse into the curious dance of criminal activities and the birthing of multiples. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9113200, akin to a tightrope walker’s balance, implies a rather snug relationship between reported robberies in Maryland and the birth rates of triplets or more across the United States. The results of this study not only shed light on the statistical association between these seemingly incongruent phenomena but also serve as a poignant reminder of the unpredictability inherent in the realm of statistical analysis.

As we navigate the intricate web of variables influencing multiple births, we are reminded of the unforeseen nature of statistical analysis – much like the unexpected arrival of triplets. It seems that even in the realm of dry numbers and serious research, the world occasionally throws us a statistical curveball. However, we must resist the temptation to steal ourselves away from the implications of these findings. This study hints at a potential link between criminal activity and the joyous arrival of multiples, casting a lighthearted yet thought-provoking shadow on the serious field of statistical inquiry.

While the allure of uncovering further connections teases us like a tantalizing heist, it is with a wink and a nod that we assert confidently: no further research into this particular correlation is needed. It appears that this statistical oddity stands as a charming anomaly, a whimsical quirk in the otherwise serious realm of statistical investigation. After all, sometimes correlations can be as surprising as finding triplets in a world of singletons.


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Data details

Robberies in Maryland
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in Maryland
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in Maryland

US birth rates of triplets or more
Source: CDC
See what else correlates with US birth rates of triplets or more

Correlation r = 0.9113200 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8305042 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 83.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., US birth rates of triplets or more) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Robberies in Maryland) over the 20 years from 2002 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.3E-8. 0.0000000232648488350847120000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 2.3E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 42,983,301 random variables You don't actually need 42 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.79, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Robberies in Maryland (Robbery rate)246.2241.3229.7257.2256236234.4210.7191.1177.1172.9169.2160.1168.7179.5185.7161152.2118.5120.3
US birth rates of triplets or more (Birth rate per 100,000)183186180170156151148152138137124.4119.5113.5103.6101.4101.69387.779.680




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([246.2,241.3,229.7,257.2,256,236,234.4,210.7,191.1,177.1,172.9,169.2,160.1,168.7,179.5,185.7,161,152.2,118.5,120.3,])
array_2 = np.array([183,186,180,170,156,151,148,152,138,137,124.4,119.5,113.5,103.6,101.4,101.6,93,87.7,79.6,80,])
array_1_name = "Robberies in Maryland"
array_2_name = "US birth rates of triplets or more"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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