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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi and the second variable is Google searches for 'i cant even'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As GMO soybeans in Mississippi thrived, they began emitting a faint yet incessant signal that disrupted the nearby Wi-Fi networks. This led to a cascade of connectivity issues, causing frustrated individuals to exclaim, "I can't even," and subsequently search for solutions online. The soybean-induced Wi-Fi woes left people not only rethinking their technological dependence but also reconsidering the true power of legumes in the digital age.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image resembling a Polaroid photo capturing a serene soybean field in Mississippi. In the foreground, a farmer, standing next to a tall genetically modified soybean plant, is casually checking her phone. Meanwhile, in the background, a computer screen displays a Google search for "i can't even." The scene is bathed in soft, warm sunlight, with a tranquil, rural ambiance. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: inspired by bauhaus a Polaroid photo Surrealism Macabre Voxel art
ChatGPT: a Polaroid photo

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even' together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a soybean field in Mississippi, a farmer is checking her phone while standing next to a tall GMO soybean plant. In the background, a computer screen shows a Google search for "i can't even."

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a Polaroid photo ] and depicting this scene: In a soybean field in Mississippi, a farmer is checking her phone while standing next to a tall GMO soybean plant. In the background, a computer screen shows a Google search for "i can't even." Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image resembling a Polaroid photo capturing a serene soybean field in Mississippi. In the foreground, a farmer, standing next to a tall genetically modified soybean plant, is casually checking her phone. Meanwhile, in the background, a computer screen displays a Google search for "i can't even." The scene is bathed in soft, warm sunlight, with a tranquil, rural ambiance.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi caused i cant even (Google searches for 'i cant even') to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Soy Much Drama: The GMO-Soybean Connection to 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Mississippi

The Journal of Cultivated Crop Contrivances

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from USDA and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Soy Much Drama: The GMO-Soybean Connection to 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Mississippi

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the use of genetically modified (GMO) soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'i cant even' over the period 2004 to 2022. Utilizing data from the USDA and Google Trends, we calculated a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and p < 0.01, which suggests a strong relationship deserving further attention. Our findings may open a can of soybeans, as we unravel the complex interplay between agricultural practices and internet meme culture. Stay tuned for the soy-biotechnology soap opera!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Soy Much Drama: The GMO-Soybean Connection to 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Mississippi

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the use of genetically modified (GMO) soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'i cant even' over the period 2004 to 2022. Utilizing data from the USDA and Google Trends, we calculated a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and p < 0.01, which suggests a strong relationship deserving further attention. Our findings may open a can of soybeans, as we unravel the complex interplay between agricultural practices and internet meme culture. Stay tuned for the soy-biotechnology soap opera!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

"Hey there, fellow scholars and soy enthusiasts! Today, we embark on a journey that is as perplexing as deciphering the ingredients in a packet of tofu – the exploration of the uncanny correlation between GMO soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even.' As we dive deep into the soy fields of Mississippi, we'll also navigate through the vast cyberspace of internet slang to unravel the soybean saga that has undoubtedly caused many to exclaim, 'Soy much drama!'"

"Imagine, if you will, a world where the humble soybean takes center stage in an enthralling story of genetic modification, agricultural practices, and its unexpected connection to digital exclamations of frustration. It's a narrative that could rival any Shakespearean tragedy, with its drama, suspense, and of course, a generous sprinkling of statistical intrigue."

"As researchers, we often find ourselves navigating through uncharted territories, much like intrepid sailors braving the unknown seas. And what could be more uncharted than the murky waters where GMO soybeans and internet idiosyncrasies collide? Our quest for knowledge has led us to this peculiar intersection where science meets memes, and correlation meets causation."

"In this paper, we aim to shed light on the soy-drenched landscape of Mississippi and the virtual hinterland of Google searches for 'i cant even.' Armed with data from the USDA and Google Trends, we've ventured forth to uncover a correlation coefficient that not even the most seasoned agronomist could 'bean' to ignore. But fear not, dear readers, for we promise to infuse this scientific inquiry with a generous serving of lighthearted humor and perhaps an 'soy-ful' pun or two along the way!"

"For those who have doubted the riveting nature of agricultural research, prepare to be 'soy-prised.' Our findings have the potential to revolutionize the way we perceive the humble soybean, as we delve into the realms of biotechnology, digital culture, and the enigmatic world of statistical significance. So fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the 'soy-biotechnology soap opera' that is sure to leave you saying, 'Soy can't even handle it!'"

"And with that, let's dive 'soy' deep into the heart of our investigation, as we unravel the tangled vines of genetically modified soybeans and the digital echoes of 'i cant even' reverberating through the virtual cornucopia of internet search engines. Welcome to the uncharted territory of soy drama – let the antics begin!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Soy Much Drama: The GMO-Soybean Connection to 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Mississippi

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the use of genetically modified (GMO) soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'i cant even' over the period 2004 to 2022. Utilizing data from the USDA and Google Trends, we calculated a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and p < 0.01, which suggests a strong relationship deserving further attention. Our findings may open a can of soybeans, as we unravel the complex interplay between agricultural practices and internet meme culture. Stay tuned for the soy-biotechnology soap opera!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
"Hey there, fellow scholars and soy enthusiasts! Today, we embark on a journey that is as perplexing as deciphering the ingredients in a packet of tofu – the exploration of the uncanny correlation between GMO soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even.' As we dive deep into the soy fields of Mississippi, we'll also navigate through the vast cyberspace of internet slang to unravel the soybean saga that has undoubtedly caused many to exclaim, 'Soy much drama!'"
"Imagine, if you will, a world where the humble soybean takes center stage in an enthralling story of genetic modification, agricultural practices, and its unexpected connection to digital exclamations of frustration. It's a narrative that could rival any Shakespearean tragedy, with its drama, suspense, and of course, a generous sprinkling of statistical intrigue."
"As researchers, we often find ourselves navigating through uncharted territories, much like intrepid sailors braving the unknown seas. And what could be more uncharted than the murky waters where GMO soybeans and internet idiosyncrasies collide? Our quest for knowledge has led us to this peculiar intersection where science meets memes, and correlation meets causation."
"In this paper, we aim to shed light on the soy-drenched landscape of Mississippi and the virtual hinterland of Google searches for 'i cant even.' Armed with data from the USDA and Google Trends, we've ventured forth to uncover a correlation coefficient that not even the most seasoned agronomist could 'bean' to ignore. But fear not, dear readers, for we promise to infuse this scientific inquiry with a generous serving of lighthearted humor and perhaps an 'soy-ful' pun or two along the way!"
"For those who have doubted the riveting nature of agricultural research, prepare to be 'soy-prised.' Our findings have the potential to revolutionize the way we perceive the humble soybean, as we delve into the realms of biotechnology, digital culture, and the enigmatic world of statistical significance. So fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the 'soy-biotechnology soap opera' that is sure to leave you saying, 'Soy can't even handle it!'"
"And with that, let's dive 'soy' deep into the heart of our investigation, as we unravel the tangled vines of genetically modified soybeans and the digital echoes of 'i cant even' reverberating through the virtual cornucopia of internet search engines. Welcome to the uncharted territory of soy drama – let the antics begin!"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The potential link between GMO soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even' has sparked both curiosity and skepticism within the academic community. While the endeavor may seem as peculiar as a soy latte with a side of statistical significance, it is essential to explore the existing literature with an open mind, or else we might find ourselves in a soybean-induced daze.

Smith and Doe (2015) laid the groundwork by examining the utilization and cultivation of GMO soybeans in the southeastern United States. Their findings reveal the increasing prevalence of genetically modified soybeans in Mississippi, paralleled by a surge in agricultural productivity. However, they remained oblivious to the impending digital commotion that would soon flood the cyberspace with exasperated utterances of 'i cant even' at the sight of soybeans.

Jones (2018) delved into the realm of internet memes and the linguistic evolution of digital expressions. His comprehensive analysis traced the origins of 'i cant even' and its transformative journey from a mere phrase to a viral phenomenon. Little did Jones know that the rise of GMO soybeans in Mississippi would intricately entwine with the very fabric of internet slang, creating a web of intrigue worthy of a soybean soap opera.

In "The Soybean Chronicles: An Agricultural Odyssey" by M. Agri-Culturalist, the author provides a comprehensive exploration of the soybean's journey from a humble legume to a hot topic of biotechnological debate. The book offers valuable insights into the historical, cultural, and agricultural significance of soybeans, albeit without a hint of the impending internet uproar. It seems even the most seasoned soy enthusiasts were blindsided by the unexpected twist in the soybean saga.

On a more speculative note, "Soybeans and Sarcasm: A Statistical Analysis of Digital Frustration" by R. Esearcher attempts to draw parallels between the cultivation of GMO soybeans and the prevalence of internet slang. While the work provides an amusing account of correlations and conjectures, its lack of empirical evidence leaves much to be desired. Nonetheless, it is an entertaining read for those who enjoy statistical puns and soy-laden speculation.

Turning to fiction, the classic novel "Soy and Sensibility" by Jane A. Steppe, though an unlikely source for scholarly inquiry, offers a whimsical perspective on the intertwining forces of agricultural innovation and digital discourse. As the plot unfolds, one cannot help but ponder the inconceivable link between GMO soybeans and the exasperated cries of 'i cant even' that seem to echo through the pages.

In a parallel universe where research meets entertainment, movies such as "Soy Story" and "GMO: Guardians of the Mississippi Orchards" provide a cinematic glimpse into the soybean-centric world. While these films may not directly address our research question, they undoubtedly contribute to the cultural zeitgeist surrounding soybean fascination, albeit without delving into the enigmatic connection to digital exasperation.

As we wade through this literary ocean of soy and statistical whimsy, it becomes evident that the intersection of GMO soybeans and 'i cant even' is as puzzling as it is provocative. Our journey is far from over, and with a hearty supply of soy puns and statistical shenanigans at our disposal, we dare to venture forth into the soy-drenched landscape of Mississippi and beyond. For as the saying goes, "Soy it ain't so, but the drama unfolds!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Soy Much Drama: The GMO-Soybean Connection to 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Mississippi

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the use of genetically modified (GMO) soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'i cant even' over the period 2004 to 2022. Utilizing data from the USDA and Google Trends, we calculated a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and p < 0.01, which suggests a strong relationship deserving further attention. Our findings may open a can of soybeans, as we unravel the complex interplay between agricultural practices and internet meme culture. Stay tuned for the soy-biotechnology soap opera!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
"Hey there, fellow scholars and soy enthusiasts! Today, we embark on a journey that is as perplexing as deciphering the ingredients in a packet of tofu – the exploration of the uncanny correlation between GMO soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even.' As we dive deep into the soy fields of Mississippi, we'll also navigate through the vast cyberspace of internet slang to unravel the soybean saga that has undoubtedly caused many to exclaim, 'Soy much drama!'"
"Imagine, if you will, a world where the humble soybean takes center stage in an enthralling story of genetic modification, agricultural practices, and its unexpected connection to digital exclamations of frustration. It's a narrative that could rival any Shakespearean tragedy, with its drama, suspense, and of course, a generous sprinkling of statistical intrigue."
"As researchers, we often find ourselves navigating through uncharted territories, much like intrepid sailors braving the unknown seas. And what could be more uncharted than the murky waters where GMO soybeans and internet idiosyncrasies collide? Our quest for knowledge has led us to this peculiar intersection where science meets memes, and correlation meets causation."
"In this paper, we aim to shed light on the soy-drenched landscape of Mississippi and the virtual hinterland of Google searches for 'i cant even.' Armed with data from the USDA and Google Trends, we've ventured forth to uncover a correlation coefficient that not even the most seasoned agronomist could 'bean' to ignore. But fear not, dear readers, for we promise to infuse this scientific inquiry with a generous serving of lighthearted humor and perhaps an 'soy-ful' pun or two along the way!"
"For those who have doubted the riveting nature of agricultural research, prepare to be 'soy-prised.' Our findings have the potential to revolutionize the way we perceive the humble soybean, as we delve into the realms of biotechnology, digital culture, and the enigmatic world of statistical significance. So fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the 'soy-biotechnology soap opera' that is sure to leave you saying, 'Soy can't even handle it!'"
"And with that, let's dive 'soy' deep into the heart of our investigation, as we unravel the tangled vines of genetically modified soybeans and the digital echoes of 'i cant even' reverberating through the virtual cornucopia of internet search engines. Welcome to the uncharted territory of soy drama – let the antics begin!"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

If our introduction got your "soy-curious" senses tingling, then hold onto your hats as we unveil the lighthearted yet robust methodology behind our investigation. Our research approach was as meticulous as sorting through a bag of mixed soybeans, ensuring that each step was seasoned with scientific rigor and a dash of whimsical flavor.

Data Collection:
To embark on this unconventional journey, we first gathered data from the USDA's National Agricultural Statistics Service to obtain comprehensive information on the cultivation and adoption of GMO soybeans in Mississippi from 2004 to 2022. We sifted through these data like soy connoisseurs carefully inspecting each bean for its unique genetic traits and agricultural history.

Simultaneously, we ventured into the digital expanse of Google Trends to capture the frequency and distribution of 'i cant even' searches originating from the heart of Mississippi. Like intrepid cyber-explorers, we delved deep into the virtual landscape, dodging pop-up ads and clickbait articles, to unearth the patterns of exasperation expressed through this popular phrase.

Data Analysis:
With our trusty statistical toolbox in hand, we employed a cocktail of correlation analyses, time-series modeling, and trend analysis to unveil the hidden threads interweaving GMO soybeans and exasperated online expressions. We meticulously sieved through the data, separating the soybean signal from the digital noise, to identify patterns that would make even the most seasoned data miner exclaim, "Soy it isn't!"

Correlation Coefficients and Regression Models:
In our pursuit of scientifical-ly accurate findings, we calculated robust correlation coefficients between the adoption of GMO soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of 'i cant even' searches, employing the Pearson correlation coefficient and Spearman's rank correlation coefficient. Additionally, we ruminated on various regression models to explore the potential causal pathways underlying this curious association, ensuring that every statistical bean was accounted for.

Novel Statistical Approaches:
In keeping with our spirit of playful innovation, we tested several unorthodox statistical methods, including the "Soybean Shuffle" and the "I Can't Even Index," to capture the essence of this peculiar correlation from both agricultural and linguistic perspectives. While perhaps not conventional, these methods provided novel insights and spiced up our analysis with a sprinkle of statistical humor.

Cautious Interpretation:
Finally, as with any scientific endeavor, we approached the interpretation of our results with caution and a sprinkle of skepticism. While our findings may pique curiosity and elicit a chuckle or two, we remained mindful of the importance of empirical evidence and the need to consider alternative explanations for our observed correlations. After all, we wouldn't want to jump to conclusions faster than a soybean leaps from the pod!

This multifaceted approach, blending traditional statistical analyses with a whimsical touch, allowed us to plumb the depths of soybean drama and internet exasperation with finesse, robustness, and just a dash of statistical theatrics. So, buckle up for a wild ride as we set the stage for the unveiling of our soybean-laden findings!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8591342, r-squared of 0.7381116, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Soy Much Drama: The GMO-Soybean Connection to 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Mississippi

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the use of genetically modified (GMO) soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'i cant even' over the period 2004 to 2022. Utilizing data from the USDA and Google Trends, we calculated a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and p < 0.01, which suggests a strong relationship deserving further attention. Our findings may open a can of soybeans, as we unravel the complex interplay between agricultural practices and internet meme culture. Stay tuned for the soy-biotechnology soap opera!

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
"Hey there, fellow scholars and soy enthusiasts! Today, we embark on a journey that is as perplexing as deciphering the ingredients in a packet of tofu – the exploration of the uncanny correlation between GMO soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even.' As we dive deep into the soy fields of Mississippi, we'll also navigate through the vast cyberspace of internet slang to unravel the soybean saga that has undoubtedly caused many to exclaim, 'Soy much drama!'"
"Imagine, if you will, a world where the humble soybean takes center stage in an enthralling story of genetic modification, agricultural practices, and its unexpected connection to digital exclamations of frustration. It's a narrative that could rival any Shakespearean tragedy, with its drama, suspense, and of course, a generous sprinkling of statistical intrigue."
"As researchers, we often find ourselves navigating through uncharted territories, much like intrepid sailors braving the unknown seas. And what could be more uncharted than the murky waters where GMO soybeans and internet idiosyncrasies collide? Our quest for knowledge has led us to this peculiar intersection where science meets memes, and correlation meets causation."
"In this paper, we aim to shed light on the soy-drenched landscape of Mississippi and the virtual hinterland of Google searches for 'i cant even.' Armed with data from the USDA and Google Trends, we've ventured forth to uncover a correlation coefficient that not even the most seasoned agronomist could 'bean' to ignore. But fear not, dear readers, for we promise to infuse this scientific inquiry with a generous serving of lighthearted humor and perhaps an 'soy-ful' pun or two along the way!"
"For those who have doubted the riveting nature of agricultural research, prepare to be 'soy-prised.' Our findings have the potential to revolutionize the way we perceive the humble soybean, as we delve into the realms of biotechnology, digital culture, and the enigmatic world of statistical significance. So fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the 'soy-biotechnology soap opera' that is sure to leave you saying, 'Soy can't even handle it!'"
"And with that, let's dive 'soy' deep into the heart of our investigation, as we unravel the tangled vines of genetically modified soybeans and the digital echoes of 'i cant even' reverberating through the virtual cornucopia of internet search engines. Welcome to the uncharted territory of soy drama – let the antics begin!"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Upon analyzing the data gathered from the USDA and Google Trends, we uncovered a surprising correlation between the use of genetically modified (GMO) soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'i cant even' during the period from 2004 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and an r-squared value of 0.7381116 were both statistically significant at p < 0.01, indicating an unexpectedly strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It seems that when it comes to soy drama, the beans have spilled!

As shown in Fig. 1, our scatterplot graphically illustrates the robust correlation between the use of GMO soybeans in Mississippi and the online frustration reflected in 'i cant even' Google searches. The data points are as tightly entwined as the GMO soybean vines in a summer field, highlighting the synchronous nature of these seemingly disparate phenomena.

We must stress that the findings of this study have implications that extend far beyond the boundaries of agricultural and internet culture. This unexpected correlation raises questions not just about soy production but also about the evolving nature of digital expressions of exasperation. Indeed, our research has brought to light a connection that has left many scratching their heads and exclaiming, 'Soy can't even believe it!'

Our statistical analysis has not just identified a correlation; it has opened the door to a world of inquiry and wonder. This is a testament to the unforeseen relationships that can be uncovered when we delve deep into the undergrowth of quantitative data and emerge with a harvest of insight and entertainment.

In conclusion, the results of our study demonstrate a compelling correlation between the use of GMO soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of 'i cant even' Google searches, shedding light on an unexplored intersection of biotechnology and internet culture. The soy saga continues to unfold, and we invite fellow researchers to join us as we navigate the soybean labyrinth and untangle the threads of this intriguing mystery with equal parts curiosity and humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Soy Much Drama: The GMO-Soybean Connection to 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Mississippi

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the use of genetically modified (GMO) soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'i cant even' over the period 2004 to 2022. Utilizing data from the USDA and Google Trends, we calculated a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and p < 0.01, which suggests a strong relationship deserving further attention. Our findings may open a can of soybeans, as we unravel the complex interplay between agricultural practices and internet meme culture. Stay tuned for the soy-biotechnology soap opera!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The potential link between GMO soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even' has sparked both curiosity and skepticism within the academic community. While the endeavor may seem as peculiar as a soy latte with a side of statistical significance, it is essential to explore the existing literature with an open mind, or else we might find ourselves in a soybean-induced daze.
Smith and Doe (2015) laid the groundwork by examining the utilization and cultivation of GMO soybeans in the southeastern United States. Their findings reveal the increasing prevalence of genetically modified soybeans in Mississippi, paralleled by a surge in agricultural productivity. However, they remained oblivious to the impending digital commotion that would soon flood the cyberspace with exasperated utterances of 'i cant even' at the sight of soybeans.
Jones (2018) delved into the realm of internet memes and the linguistic evolution of digital expressions. His comprehensive analysis traced the origins of 'i cant even' and its transformative journey from a mere phrase to a viral phenomenon. Little did Jones know that the rise of GMO soybeans in Mississippi would intricately entwine with the very fabric of internet slang, creating a web of intrigue worthy of a soybean soap opera.
In "The Soybean Chronicles: An Agricultural Odyssey" by M. Agri-Culturalist, the author provides a comprehensive exploration of the soybean's journey from a humble legume to a hot topic of biotechnological debate. The book offers valuable insights into the historical, cultural, and agricultural significance of soybeans, albeit without a hint of the impending internet uproar. It seems even the most seasoned soy enthusiasts were blindsided by the unexpected twist in the soybean saga.
On a more speculative note, "Soybeans and Sarcasm: A Statistical Analysis of Digital Frustration" by R. Esearcher attempts to draw parallels between the cultivation of GMO soybeans and the prevalence of internet slang. While the work provides an amusing account of correlations and conjectures, its lack of empirical evidence leaves much to be desired. Nonetheless, it is an entertaining read for those who enjoy statistical puns and soy-laden speculation.
Turning to fiction, the classic novel "Soy and Sensibility" by Jane A. Steppe, though an unlikely source for scholarly inquiry, offers a whimsical perspective on the intertwining forces of agricultural innovation and digital discourse. As the plot unfolds, one cannot help but ponder the inconceivable link between GMO soybeans and the exasperated cries of 'i cant even' that seem to echo through the pages.
In a parallel universe where research meets entertainment, movies such as "Soy Story" and "GMO: Guardians of the Mississippi Orchards" provide a cinematic glimpse into the soybean-centric world. While these films may not directly address our research question, they undoubtedly contribute to the cultural zeitgeist surrounding soybean fascination, albeit without delving into the enigmatic connection to digital exasperation.
As we wade through this literary ocean of soy and statistical whimsy, it becomes evident that the intersection of GMO soybeans and 'i cant even' is as puzzling as it is provocative. Our journey is far from over, and with a hearty supply of soy puns and statistical shenanigans at our disposal, we dare to venture forth into the soy-drenched landscape of Mississippi and beyond. For as the saying goes, "Soy it ain't so, but the drama unfolds!"

[[RESULTS]]
Upon analyzing the data gathered from the USDA and Google Trends, we uncovered a surprising correlation between the use of genetically modified (GMO) soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'i cant even' during the period from 2004 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and an r-squared value of 0.7381116 were both statistically significant at p < 0.01, indicating an unexpectedly strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It seems that when it comes to soy drama, the beans have spilled!
As shown in Fig. 1, our scatterplot graphically illustrates the robust correlation between the use of GMO soybeans in Mississippi and the online frustration reflected in 'i cant even' Google searches. The data points are as tightly entwined as the GMO soybean vines in a summer field, highlighting the synchronous nature of these seemingly disparate phenomena.
We must stress that the findings of this study have implications that extend far beyond the boundaries of agricultural and internet culture. This unexpected correlation raises questions not just about soy production but also about the evolving nature of digital expressions of exasperation. Indeed, our research has brought to light a connection that has left many scratching their heads and exclaiming, 'Soy can't even believe it!'
Our statistical analysis has not just identified a correlation; it has opened the door to a world of inquiry and wonder. This is a testament to the unforeseen relationships that can be uncovered when we delve deep into the undergrowth of quantitative data and emerge with a harvest of insight and entertainment.
In conclusion, the results of our study demonstrate a compelling correlation between the use of GMO soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of 'i cant even' Google searches, shedding light on an unexplored intersection of biotechnology and internet culture. The soy saga continues to unfold, and we invite fellow researchers to join us as we navigate the soybean labyrinth and untangle the threads of this intriguing mystery with equal parts curiosity and humor.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study not only raise eyebrows but also cultivate a fertile ground for pondering the unexpected connections in the soybean landscape. It appears that the association between GMO soybeans and 'i cant even' Google searches is as palpable as the aroma of freshly brewed soy latte. Our results not only corroborate but also soy-lidify the prior research, unveiling a correlation so strong that it seems to have been genetically modified itself.

Smith and Doe's agricultural insights took us through the growth spurts of GMO soybeans in Mississippi, an organic setup for the soy drama that ensued. In a narrative as riveting as a soybean soap opera, our findings sync with their observations, showing a surge in soybean cultivation paralleled by a chorus of digital frustration. Jones, unaware of the impending soy-driven cyberspace commotion, inadvertently laid the linguistic groundwork for our investigation, culminating in a soy-laden web of intrigue.

R. Esearcher’s statistical humor may have left much to be desired in empirical evidence, but little did they know that their speculative work would find an unexpected ally in our robust correlation coefficient. As for the soy-laced puns and quips, they appear to have borne statistical fruit after all. This unexpected correlation not only sows the seeds of curiosity but also reaps the harvest of statistical mirth. The soy-story unfolds with a compelling plot twist indeed!

Amidst the statistical web of intrigue, we tiptoed through the soybean odyssey, finding that the soy saga, much like the statistical significance, has left many scratching their heads. As we navigate this soy-drenched landscape, we invite fellow researchers to join us in untangling this soybean mystery, armed with a keen eye for correlation and an appetite for statistical drama.

In this ongoing soybean saga, the seeds of inquiry, fertilized by statistical insight, promise a bountiful harvest of discovery and, dare we say, a soy-laden touch of humor. Our findings not only open a can of soybeans but also a window into the intricate interplay between agricultural practices and internet meme culture. As the soy-drama unfolds, we eagerly anticipate the sequel to this soy-biotechnology soap opera!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Soy Much Drama: The GMO-Soybean Connection to 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Mississippi

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the use of genetically modified (GMO) soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'i cant even' over the period 2004 to 2022. Utilizing data from the USDA and Google Trends, we calculated a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and p < 0.01, which suggests a strong relationship deserving further attention. Our findings may open a can of soybeans, as we unravel the complex interplay between agricultural practices and internet meme culture. Stay tuned for the soy-biotechnology soap opera!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
"Hey there, fellow scholars and soy enthusiasts! Today, we embark on a journey that is as perplexing as deciphering the ingredients in a packet of tofu – the exploration of the uncanny correlation between GMO soybeans in Mississippi and Google searches for 'i cant even.' As we dive deep into the soy fields of Mississippi, we'll also navigate through the vast cyberspace of internet slang to unravel the soybean saga that has undoubtedly caused many to exclaim, 'Soy much drama!'"
"Imagine, if you will, a world where the humble soybean takes center stage in an enthralling story of genetic modification, agricultural practices, and its unexpected connection to digital exclamations of frustration. It's a narrative that could rival any Shakespearean tragedy, with its drama, suspense, and of course, a generous sprinkling of statistical intrigue."
"As researchers, we often find ourselves navigating through uncharted territories, much like intrepid sailors braving the unknown seas. And what could be more uncharted than the murky waters where GMO soybeans and internet idiosyncrasies collide? Our quest for knowledge has led us to this peculiar intersection where science meets memes, and correlation meets causation."
"In this paper, we aim to shed light on the soy-drenched landscape of Mississippi and the virtual hinterland of Google searches for 'i cant even.' Armed with data from the USDA and Google Trends, we've ventured forth to uncover a correlation coefficient that not even the most seasoned agronomist could 'bean' to ignore. But fear not, dear readers, for we promise to infuse this scientific inquiry with a generous serving of lighthearted humor and perhaps an 'soy-ful' pun or two along the way!"
"For those who have doubted the riveting nature of agricultural research, prepare to be 'soy-prised.' Our findings have the potential to revolutionize the way we perceive the humble soybean, as we delve into the realms of biotechnology, digital culture, and the enigmatic world of statistical significance. So fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the 'soy-biotechnology soap opera' that is sure to leave you saying, 'Soy can't even handle it!'"
"And with that, let's dive 'soy' deep into the heart of our investigation, as we unravel the tangled vines of genetically modified soybeans and the digital echoes of 'i cant even' reverberating through the virtual cornucopia of internet search engines. Welcome to the uncharted territory of soy drama – let the antics begin!"

[[RESULTS]]
Upon analyzing the data gathered from the USDA and Google Trends, we uncovered a surprising correlation between the use of genetically modified (GMO) soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'i cant even' during the period from 2004 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and an r-squared value of 0.7381116 were both statistically significant at p < 0.01, indicating an unexpectedly strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It seems that when it comes to soy drama, the beans have spilled!
As shown in Fig. 1, our scatterplot graphically illustrates the robust correlation between the use of GMO soybeans in Mississippi and the online frustration reflected in 'i cant even' Google searches. The data points are as tightly entwined as the GMO soybean vines in a summer field, highlighting the synchronous nature of these seemingly disparate phenomena.
We must stress that the findings of this study have implications that extend far beyond the boundaries of agricultural and internet culture. This unexpected correlation raises questions not just about soy production but also about the evolving nature of digital expressions of exasperation. Indeed, our research has brought to light a connection that has left many scratching their heads and exclaiming, 'Soy can't even believe it!'
Our statistical analysis has not just identified a correlation; it has opened the door to a world of inquiry and wonder. This is a testament to the unforeseen relationships that can be uncovered when we delve deep into the undergrowth of quantitative data and emerge with a harvest of insight and entertainment.
In conclusion, the results of our study demonstrate a compelling correlation between the use of GMO soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of 'i cant even' Google searches, shedding light on an unexplored intersection of biotechnology and internet culture. The soy saga continues to unfold, and we invite fellow researchers to join us as we navigate the soybean labyrinth and untangle the threads of this intriguing mystery with equal parts curiosity and humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In the soy-soaked realm of agricultural astonishments and digital detours, our findings have definitely stirred the pot - or should we say, the cauldron of soybeans. The correlation we uncovered between GMO soybeans in Mississippi and 'i cant even' Google searches is soy thrilling, it's soy unbelievable! It seems that soybeans aren't just good for tofu and soy milk; they are also planting seeds of drama in the digital realm.

As we've dived deep into the soy saga and wrangled with the statistical soy-nificance, we've emerged with findings that are sure to sow a few laughs and 'soy-ful' ponderings. It's clear that the connection between genetically modified soybeans and digital frustrations is not just skin-deep - it runs as deep as the roots of a well-tended soybean field.

Our scatterplot is a visual spectacle that's as fascinating as a drama-filled reality TV show. The tightly entwined data points are akin to a pair of soybean vines holding hands, skipping through the fields of statistical siesta. This correlation has left us 'soy-picious' of the unexpected connections that lurk beneath the surface of seemingly disparate phenomena.

So, fellow researchers and soy enthusiasts, it's time to wrap up this soy-biotechnology saga and declare, with utmost soy-lemnity, that no more research is needed in this area. The soybean curtain has closed on this drama, leaving us all saying, "Soy can't even handle the suspense any longer!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Soy Much Drama: The GMO-Soybean Connection to 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Mississippi. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Cultivated Crop Contrivances


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Soy Much Drama: The GMO-Soybean Connection to 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Mississippi. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Agricultural Anomalies Research and Discovery (SAARD)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Soy Much Drama: The GMO-Soybean Connection to 'I Can't Even' Google Searches in Mississippi with an abstract of This study investigates the potential link between the use of genetically modified (GMO) soybeans in Mississippi and the frequency of Google searches for 'i cant even' over the period 2004 to 2022. Utilizing data from the USDA and Google Trends, we calculated a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8591342 and p < 0.01, which suggests a strong relationship deserving further attention. Our findings may open a can of soybeans, as we unravel the complex interplay between agricultural practices and internet meme culture. Stay tuned for the soy-biotechnology soap opera!

ChatGPT:

GMO soybeans, Mississippi, Google searches, 'i cant even', USDA data, Google Trends, correlation coefficient, soybean agriculture, internet meme culture, soybean biotechnology

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Data details

GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi
Detailed data title: Percent of soybeans planted in Mississippi that are genetically modified to be herbicide-tolerant (HT), but not insect-resistant (Bt)
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi

Google searches for 'i cant even'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'i cant even' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'i cant even'

Correlation r = 0.8591342 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7381116 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 73.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'i cant even') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi) over the 19 years from 2004 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.5E-6. 0.0000024686694085517346000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.86 in 0.00025% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 405,077 random variables You don't actually need 405 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.66, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi (GMO soybeans %)93969696979498989598999999999999999999
Google searches for 'i cant even' (Rel. search volume)11.83332433.58333234.7537.560.2563.333354.333363.2570.833374.7571.166772.41676355.916764.08336572.0833




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([93,96,96,96,97,94,98,98,95,98,99,99,99,99,99,99,99,99,99,])
array_2 = np.array([11.8333,24,33.5833,32,34.75,37.5,60.25,63.3333,54.3333,63.25,70.8333,74.75,71.1667,72.4167,63,55.9167,64.0833,65,72.0833,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in soybeans in Mississippi"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'i cant even'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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