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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in corn and the second variable is Pirate attacks globally.  The chart goes from 2009 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Yarrr, it be simple math really. As the GMO corn disappeared, so did the corny jokes. This led to a shortage of laughter, makin' life less a-maize-ing for the pirates. With their spirits low, they just couldn't find the arrr-gument to set sail and plunder. So, they decided to just stay ashore and work on their pea-shooter instead, leaving the high seas a little less ruffian-ish.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image in the style of a black-and-white newspaper illustration portraying a boundless cornfield sprawling over the horizon. In the forefront, rows of towering genetically modified corn plants sway in the wind. In the distance, a pirate ship with a distinct skull and crossbones flag glides across the serene ocean waters, symbolizing the widespread reach of piracy. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn and Pirate attacks globally. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Surrealism Charcoal Scalar art A black-and-white newspaper illustration An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: A black-and-white newspaper illustration

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn and Pirate attacks globally together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A vast cornfield stretches across the horizon, with rows of tall, genetically modified corn plants swaying gently in the breeze. In the distance, a pirate ship with a skull and crossbones flag can be seen, sailing across the tranquil ocean waters, signifying the global reach of pirate attacks.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A black-and-white newspaper illustration ] and depicting this scene: A vast cornfield stretches across the horizon, with rows of tall, genetically modified corn plants swaying gently in the breeze. In the distance, a pirate ship with a skull and crossbones flag can be seen, sailing across the tranquil ocean waters, signifying the global reach of pirate attacks. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image in the style of a black-and-white newspaper illustration portraying a boundless cornfield sprawling over the horizon. In the forefront, rows of towering genetically modified corn plants sway in the wind. In the distance, a pirate ship with a distinct skull and crossbones flag glides across the serene ocean waters, symbolizing the widespread reach of piracy.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in GMO use in corn caused Pirate attacks globally to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
A-Maize-ing Adventures: Exploring the Corny Connection between GMO Use and Global Pirate Attacks

The Journal of Agricultural Anecdotes

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Pirate attacks globally. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from USDA and Statista to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9482665 and p < 0.01 for 2009 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
A-Maize-ing Adventures: Exploring the Corny Connection between GMO Use and Global Pirate Attacks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the prevalence of pirate attacks worldwide. Our research aims to navigate the uncharted waters of this seemingly whimsical connection and provide a kernel of insight into this enigmatic relationship. Using comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, we scrutinized the patterns of GMO corn cultivation and its potential influence on the frequency of pirate incidents from 2009 to 2022, culminating in an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9482665 and p < 0.01.

Our findings unveil an astonishingly tight correlation that seems to defy all logic and certainly keeps the buccaneers at bay. The significant correlation serves as a fodder for thought-provoking discussions, as we humorously ponder whether GMOs in corn might be the "grain" behind the robust resurgence of swashbuckling mischief on the high seas. This indicates a corn-nection that must not be overlooked, adding another layer to the already complex dynamics of GMO use and global maritime security.

In conclusion, while the link between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity may seem like a tall tale, our research sheds light on a plausible association that is both captivating and thought-provoking. As we navigate these uncharted waters of interdisciplinary inquiry, we hope our findings will inspire further investigation into the whimsical nexus of GMOs and pirate antics, and encourage scholars to keep their "ear to the ground" in exploring unlikely associations in seemingly unrelated phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Pirate attacks globally. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A-Maize-ing Adventures: Exploring the Corny Connection between GMO Use and Global Pirate Attacks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the prevalence of pirate attacks worldwide. Our research aims to navigate the uncharted waters of this seemingly whimsical connection and provide a kernel of insight into this enigmatic relationship. Using comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, we scrutinized the patterns of GMO corn cultivation and its potential influence on the frequency of pirate incidents from 2009 to 2022, culminating in an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9482665 and p < 0.01.

Our findings unveil an astonishingly tight correlation that seems to defy all logic and certainly keeps the buccaneers at bay. The significant correlation serves as a fodder for thought-provoking discussions, as we humorously ponder whether GMOs in corn might be the "grain" behind the robust resurgence of swashbuckling mischief on the high seas. This indicates a corn-nection that must not be overlooked, adding another layer to the already complex dynamics of GMO use and global maritime security.

In conclusion, while the link between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity may seem like a tall tale, our research sheds light on a plausible association that is both captivating and thought-provoking. As we navigate these uncharted waters of interdisciplinary inquiry, we hope our findings will inspire further investigation into the whimsical nexus of GMOs and pirate antics, and encourage scholars to keep their "ear to the ground" in exploring unlikely associations in seemingly unrelated phenomena.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Ahoy, me hearties! Avast ye, science enthusiasts, for we are about to embark on a riveting voyage into the intriguing intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the uncharted waters of global pirate activity. Argh, are ya ready for a swashbuckling scientific saga?

As we delve into the kernels of this A-maize-ing story, it is vital to peel back the layers of this puzzling phenomenon and see the "cob-nection" between the cultivation of GMO corn and the surge in pirate attacks worldwide. It's a-maize-ing what mysteries we might uncover in the fields of research, isn't it?

When it comes to research, we must always remember to take things with a grain of salt – or in this case, a grain of corn. The statistics may "stalk" us, but fear not, for we shall steer our research ship with a steady hand and a hearty dose of humor. After all, science should not be a dry endeavor, but rather an exciting adventure filled with unexpected discoveries and a few dad jokes along the way.

Now, let's not "ear" around the bush – the connection between GMO corn and pirate attacks may seem as far-fetched as a tall tale, but our findings reveal a correlation that is as clear as the Caribbean waters on a calm day. It almost feels like we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of data, doesn't it? But hold onto your tricorn hats, for there's more to this story than meets the eye.

Before we set sail into the heart of our findings, let's remember that correlation does not always imply causation – unless, of course, we're talking about the correlation between a pirate's thirst for adventure and a barrel of rum! But I digress. Our research aims to decipher this enigmatic relationship and unearth the buried treasure of insight lurking beneath the surface of these unexpected phenomena.

So, buckle up and prepare to set sail with us as we navigate the choppy waters of science, statistics, and the high seas. This corny adventure promises to be an exhilarating escapade, filled with laughter, learning, and perhaps even a few "aye-aye, cap'n" moments along the way. Onward ho, researchers, for the seas of discovery await!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Pirate attacks globally. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A-Maize-ing Adventures: Exploring the Corny Connection between GMO Use and Global Pirate Attacks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the prevalence of pirate attacks worldwide. Our research aims to navigate the uncharted waters of this seemingly whimsical connection and provide a kernel of insight into this enigmatic relationship. Using comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, we scrutinized the patterns of GMO corn cultivation and its potential influence on the frequency of pirate incidents from 2009 to 2022, culminating in an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9482665 and p < 0.01.

Our findings unveil an astonishingly tight correlation that seems to defy all logic and certainly keeps the buccaneers at bay. The significant correlation serves as a fodder for thought-provoking discussions, as we humorously ponder whether GMOs in corn might be the "grain" behind the robust resurgence of swashbuckling mischief on the high seas. This indicates a corn-nection that must not be overlooked, adding another layer to the already complex dynamics of GMO use and global maritime security.

In conclusion, while the link between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity may seem like a tall tale, our research sheds light on a plausible association that is both captivating and thought-provoking. As we navigate these uncharted waters of interdisciplinary inquiry, we hope our findings will inspire further investigation into the whimsical nexus of GMOs and pirate antics, and encourage scholars to keep their "ear to the ground" in exploring unlikely associations in seemingly unrelated phenomena.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ahoy, me hearties! Avast ye, science enthusiasts, for we are about to embark on a riveting voyage into the intriguing intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the uncharted waters of global pirate activity. Argh, are ya ready for a swashbuckling scientific saga?
As we delve into the kernels of this A-maize-ing story, it is vital to peel back the layers of this puzzling phenomenon and see the "cob-nection" between the cultivation of GMO corn and the surge in pirate attacks worldwide. It's a-maize-ing what mysteries we might uncover in the fields of research, isn't it?
When it comes to research, we must always remember to take things with a grain of salt – or in this case, a grain of corn. The statistics may "stalk" us, but fear not, for we shall steer our research ship with a steady hand and a hearty dose of humor. After all, science should not be a dry endeavor, but rather an exciting adventure filled with unexpected discoveries and a few dad jokes along the way.
Now, let's not "ear" around the bush – the connection between GMO corn and pirate attacks may seem as far-fetched as a tall tale, but our findings reveal a correlation that is as clear as the Caribbean waters on a calm day. It almost feels like we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of data, doesn't it? But hold onto your tricorn hats, for there's more to this story than meets the eye.
Before we set sail into the heart of our findings, let's remember that correlation does not always imply causation – unless, of course, we're talking about the correlation between a pirate's thirst for adventure and a barrel of rum! But I digress. Our research aims to decipher this enigmatic relationship and unearth the buried treasure of insight lurking beneath the surface of these unexpected phenomena.
So, buckle up and prepare to set sail with us as we navigate the choppy waters of science, statistics, and the high seas. This corny adventure promises to be an exhilarating escapade, filled with laughter, learning, and perhaps even a few "aye-aye, cap'n" moments along the way. Onward ho, researchers, for the seas of discovery await!

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "The Corny Connection: Exploring GMOs and Maritime Mystery," Smith and Doe underscore the intriguing correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the prevalence of pirate attacks worldwide. Their comprehensive analysis of global agricultural data and maritime incident reports reveals a striking pattern that leaves readers a-maize-d by its implications. Lorem and ipsum indeed seem to suggest a linkage worthy of further investigation.

Turning to Jones' seminal work, "Pirates of the GMO Cornfields," we are presented with an in-depth exploration of the socio-economic factors influencing piracy in relation to the cultivation of GMO corn. This thought-provoking study sheds light on the potential motivations of pirates, sparking discussions about how the availability of modified corn crops may impact their seafaring activities. The findings challenge conventional wisdom and invite a-maize-ing interpretations.

It is essential to acknowledge the broader context of agricultural practices and their unforeseen consequences. In "The Omnivore's Dilemma," Michael Pollan dissects the complexities of modern food production, including the widespread adoption of GMOs. While not directly addressing pirate activity, Pollan's work prompts us to consider the far-reaching effects of our agricultural choices, reminding us that every kernel of corn has its ripple effect. It's a-maize-ing how interconnected our world can be when we stop to kernel.

On the more whimsical side of literature, "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" provides a fictional but nonetheless entertaining portrayal of maritime piracy. While the film does not directly delve into the nuances of agricultural biotechnology, it offers a swashbuckling backdrop against which we can contemplate the curious connection between GMO corn and pirate behavior. It's arguable that the lure of plunder and adventure might tempt even the most steadfast farmer to forsake their fields for the high seas.

And let's not forget the classic adventure of "Treasure Island" by Robert Louis Stevenson, a timeless tale that encapsulates the thrill of treasure hunting, the allure of hidden riches, and the perils of life on the open sea. While Stevenson's masterpiece predates the era of GMOs, it provides rich fodder for our imaginative exploration into the romanticized world of piracy and the untold secrets that may lie within the cornfields.

In a slightly less conventional but nonetheless relevant touch, "The Princess Bride" offers a humorous and heartwarming journey through love, loyalty, and the occasional sword fight. As we dig into the unlikely association between GMOs in corn and pirate escapades, let us not discount the value of humor and levity in our quest for knowledge. After all, sometimes a good laugh can be as enriching as a rare botanical discovery – you might even say it's a-maize-ing.

As we navigate through these diverse sources, it becomes evident that the connection between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity transcends traditional boundaries, leading us into uncharted territory both academically and creatively. This a-maize-ing journey promises to yield not just scholarly insights but also a bounty of delightfully unexpected connections. So, buckle up, dear readers, and prepare to set sail with us as we unearth the buried treasures of knowledge in this unlikely maize of research endeavors.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Pirate attacks globally. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Statista . You used data from 2009 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A-Maize-ing Adventures: Exploring the Corny Connection between GMO Use and Global Pirate Attacks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the prevalence of pirate attacks worldwide. Our research aims to navigate the uncharted waters of this seemingly whimsical connection and provide a kernel of insight into this enigmatic relationship. Using comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, we scrutinized the patterns of GMO corn cultivation and its potential influence on the frequency of pirate incidents from 2009 to 2022, culminating in an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9482665 and p < 0.01.

Our findings unveil an astonishingly tight correlation that seems to defy all logic and certainly keeps the buccaneers at bay. The significant correlation serves as a fodder for thought-provoking discussions, as we humorously ponder whether GMOs in corn might be the "grain" behind the robust resurgence of swashbuckling mischief on the high seas. This indicates a corn-nection that must not be overlooked, adding another layer to the already complex dynamics of GMO use and global maritime security.

In conclusion, while the link between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity may seem like a tall tale, our research sheds light on a plausible association that is both captivating and thought-provoking. As we navigate these uncharted waters of interdisciplinary inquiry, we hope our findings will inspire further investigation into the whimsical nexus of GMOs and pirate antics, and encourage scholars to keep their "ear to the ground" in exploring unlikely associations in seemingly unrelated phenomena.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ahoy, me hearties! Avast ye, science enthusiasts, for we are about to embark on a riveting voyage into the intriguing intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the uncharted waters of global pirate activity. Argh, are ya ready for a swashbuckling scientific saga?
As we delve into the kernels of this A-maize-ing story, it is vital to peel back the layers of this puzzling phenomenon and see the "cob-nection" between the cultivation of GMO corn and the surge in pirate attacks worldwide. It's a-maize-ing what mysteries we might uncover in the fields of research, isn't it?
When it comes to research, we must always remember to take things with a grain of salt – or in this case, a grain of corn. The statistics may "stalk" us, but fear not, for we shall steer our research ship with a steady hand and a hearty dose of humor. After all, science should not be a dry endeavor, but rather an exciting adventure filled with unexpected discoveries and a few dad jokes along the way.
Now, let's not "ear" around the bush – the connection between GMO corn and pirate attacks may seem as far-fetched as a tall tale, but our findings reveal a correlation that is as clear as the Caribbean waters on a calm day. It almost feels like we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of data, doesn't it? But hold onto your tricorn hats, for there's more to this story than meets the eye.
Before we set sail into the heart of our findings, let's remember that correlation does not always imply causation – unless, of course, we're talking about the correlation between a pirate's thirst for adventure and a barrel of rum! But I digress. Our research aims to decipher this enigmatic relationship and unearth the buried treasure of insight lurking beneath the surface of these unexpected phenomena.
So, buckle up and prepare to set sail with us as we navigate the choppy waters of science, statistics, and the high seas. This corny adventure promises to be an exhilarating escapade, filled with laughter, learning, and perhaps even a few "aye-aye, cap'n" moments along the way. Onward ho, researchers, for the seas of discovery await!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To navigate the choppy waters of our research, we embarked on a quest to gather and analyze data with the precision of a seasoned navigator using a sextant. Our research team scoured the vast expanse of the internet, casting our net far and wide, much like intrepid seafarers on a treasure hunt. We gathered data from various sources, but primarily relied on the treasure troves of information provided by the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the encyclopedic wealth of statistics from Statista. Our data collection journey was akin to an adventurous voyage, brimming with unexpected turns and exciting discoveries - but we ensure you, nobody had to walk the plank during these expeditions!

With our datasets hoisted aboard, we broke out the spyglass and meticulously examined the patterns of GMO corn cultivation, all while keeping a weather eye on the ever-unpredictable occurrences of pirate attacks. We meticulously documented the annual prevalence of GMO corn crops, sifting through a veritable sea of numbers and delving into the depths of agricultural statistics. Meanwhile, our investigation into global pirate activity made us feel like modern-day buccaneers, charting the ebb and flow of maritime mischief with the intrigue of a suspenseful pirate tale.

In our statistical analysis, we employed regression models and time-series analysis to capture the undulating tides of GMO corn proliferation and the cresting waves of pirate activity spanning from 2009 to 2022. We made like mad scientists of the high seas, cooking up a brew of formulas and statistical calculations that would make even the most stoic pirate grin from ear to ear. Arrr, the variables were as abundant as doubloons in a treasure chest, and we didn't shy away from exploring every nook and cranny of our data like intrepid explorers on a scientific quest.

Moreover, we performed a spectral analysis to discern any hidden harmonies between the fluctuations of GMO corn use and the swashbuckling trends of pirate exploits. Applying such analytical techniques was like deciphering a mysterious map, with each line of code leading us closer to the X that marked the spot of our research findings. We promise, no parrots were harmed during the writing of this paper!

Lastly, to ensure the robustness and reliability of our findings, we tested for statistical significance using a rigorous approach. We hoisted the Jolly Roger of hypothesis testing, examining the strength of the relationship between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity with the precision of a first mate scrutinizing the ship's course. The results emerged like buried treasure from the depths, revealing a significant correlation that left us as pleasantly surprised as a pirate stumbling upon a chest of riches.

In summary, our journey through the tumultuous waters of methodology was akin to an exhilarating voyage, chock-full of data-crunching escapades and statistical plundering. Our methods were as meticulously calibrated as a compass guiding us through unknown territories, and each analysis was executed with the meticulousness of a pirate guarding his treasures. While the connections we've uncovered may seem as unlikely as a pirate yielding to scurvy, our rigorous methodology has laid bare the intriguing relationship between GMO corn use and global pirate antics, proving that in the sometimes stormy seas of research, we're never truly adrift without a hearty helping of scientific rib-ticklers.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Pirate attacks globally. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Statista .

For the time period 2009 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9482665, r-squared of 0.8992093, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A-Maize-ing Adventures: Exploring the Corny Connection between GMO Use and Global Pirate Attacks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the prevalence of pirate attacks worldwide. Our research aims to navigate the uncharted waters of this seemingly whimsical connection and provide a kernel of insight into this enigmatic relationship. Using comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, we scrutinized the patterns of GMO corn cultivation and its potential influence on the frequency of pirate incidents from 2009 to 2022, culminating in an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9482665 and p < 0.01.

Our findings unveil an astonishingly tight correlation that seems to defy all logic and certainly keeps the buccaneers at bay. The significant correlation serves as a fodder for thought-provoking discussions, as we humorously ponder whether GMOs in corn might be the "grain" behind the robust resurgence of swashbuckling mischief on the high seas. This indicates a corn-nection that must not be overlooked, adding another layer to the already complex dynamics of GMO use and global maritime security.

In conclusion, while the link between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity may seem like a tall tale, our research sheds light on a plausible association that is both captivating and thought-provoking. As we navigate these uncharted waters of interdisciplinary inquiry, we hope our findings will inspire further investigation into the whimsical nexus of GMOs and pirate antics, and encourage scholars to keep their "ear to the ground" in exploring unlikely associations in seemingly unrelated phenomena.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ahoy, me hearties! Avast ye, science enthusiasts, for we are about to embark on a riveting voyage into the intriguing intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the uncharted waters of global pirate activity. Argh, are ya ready for a swashbuckling scientific saga?
As we delve into the kernels of this A-maize-ing story, it is vital to peel back the layers of this puzzling phenomenon and see the "cob-nection" between the cultivation of GMO corn and the surge in pirate attacks worldwide. It's a-maize-ing what mysteries we might uncover in the fields of research, isn't it?
When it comes to research, we must always remember to take things with a grain of salt – or in this case, a grain of corn. The statistics may "stalk" us, but fear not, for we shall steer our research ship with a steady hand and a hearty dose of humor. After all, science should not be a dry endeavor, but rather an exciting adventure filled with unexpected discoveries and a few dad jokes along the way.
Now, let's not "ear" around the bush – the connection between GMO corn and pirate attacks may seem as far-fetched as a tall tale, but our findings reveal a correlation that is as clear as the Caribbean waters on a calm day. It almost feels like we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of data, doesn't it? But hold onto your tricorn hats, for there's more to this story than meets the eye.
Before we set sail into the heart of our findings, let's remember that correlation does not always imply causation – unless, of course, we're talking about the correlation between a pirate's thirst for adventure and a barrel of rum! But I digress. Our research aims to decipher this enigmatic relationship and unearth the buried treasure of insight lurking beneath the surface of these unexpected phenomena.
So, buckle up and prepare to set sail with us as we navigate the choppy waters of science, statistics, and the high seas. This corny adventure promises to be an exhilarating escapade, filled with laughter, learning, and perhaps even a few "aye-aye, cap'n" moments along the way. Onward ho, researchers, for the seas of discovery await!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

After navigating the high seas of data and crunching the numbers with the precision of a ship's compass, we can unveil our captivating findings. The correlation coefficient between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the frequency of pirate attacks worldwide from 2009 to 2022 has left us all a-maize-d. Our research has uncovered a robust correlation of 0.9482665 between these two seemingly unrelated variables, which raises eyebrows and prompts a chorus of "corngratulations" from our research team.

Fig. 1 (to be included) will visualizes the strong correlation between the variables, a sight as rare and surprising as finding a message in a bottle from a statistics-savvy pirate. Our scatterplot exemplifies the striking relationship between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity, providing an insightful and visually appealing map of this unexpected corn-nection.

Now, for a bit of statistical whimsy, we found an r-squared value of 0.8992093, indicating that approximately 89.92% of the variation in pirate attacks can be explained by the variation in GMO corn use. This is higher than the average number of pirates on the high seas, but who's counting, right? As for the p-value, well, it's so small it's almost as elusive as finding buried treasure - p < 0.01. We've struck scientific gold with these results, and the treasure map points straight to the intersection of agriculture and piracy.

It seems that our findings have shucked the conventional wisdom surrounding GMOs and unearthed a seaweed of truth in a sea of skepticism. As we ponder the implications of this unlikely corn-nection, we urge fellow researchers to approach our results with an open mind and a readiness to embrace the unexpected in the vast ocean of scientific inquiry. After all, isn't science all about exploring uncharted territories and discovering the unexpected, much like a bold adventure on the high seas?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Pirate attacks globally. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
A-Maize-ing Adventures: Exploring the Corny Connection between GMO Use and Global Pirate Attacks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the prevalence of pirate attacks worldwide. Our research aims to navigate the uncharted waters of this seemingly whimsical connection and provide a kernel of insight into this enigmatic relationship. Using comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, we scrutinized the patterns of GMO corn cultivation and its potential influence on the frequency of pirate incidents from 2009 to 2022, culminating in an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9482665 and p < 0.01.

Our findings unveil an astonishingly tight correlation that seems to defy all logic and certainly keeps the buccaneers at bay. The significant correlation serves as a fodder for thought-provoking discussions, as we humorously ponder whether GMOs in corn might be the "grain" behind the robust resurgence of swashbuckling mischief on the high seas. This indicates a corn-nection that must not be overlooked, adding another layer to the already complex dynamics of GMO use and global maritime security.

In conclusion, while the link between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity may seem like a tall tale, our research sheds light on a plausible association that is both captivating and thought-provoking. As we navigate these uncharted waters of interdisciplinary inquiry, we hope our findings will inspire further investigation into the whimsical nexus of GMOs and pirate antics, and encourage scholars to keep their "ear to the ground" in exploring unlikely associations in seemingly unrelated phenomena.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "The Corny Connection: Exploring GMOs and Maritime Mystery," Smith and Doe underscore the intriguing correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the prevalence of pirate attacks worldwide. Their comprehensive analysis of global agricultural data and maritime incident reports reveals a striking pattern that leaves readers a-maize-d by its implications. Lorem and ipsum indeed seem to suggest a linkage worthy of further investigation.
Turning to Jones' seminal work, "Pirates of the GMO Cornfields," we are presented with an in-depth exploration of the socio-economic factors influencing piracy in relation to the cultivation of GMO corn. This thought-provoking study sheds light on the potential motivations of pirates, sparking discussions about how the availability of modified corn crops may impact their seafaring activities. The findings challenge conventional wisdom and invite a-maize-ing interpretations.
It is essential to acknowledge the broader context of agricultural practices and their unforeseen consequences. In "The Omnivore's Dilemma," Michael Pollan dissects the complexities of modern food production, including the widespread adoption of GMOs. While not directly addressing pirate activity, Pollan's work prompts us to consider the far-reaching effects of our agricultural choices, reminding us that every kernel of corn has its ripple effect. It's a-maize-ing how interconnected our world can be when we stop to kernel.
On the more whimsical side of literature, "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" provides a fictional but nonetheless entertaining portrayal of maritime piracy. While the film does not directly delve into the nuances of agricultural biotechnology, it offers a swashbuckling backdrop against which we can contemplate the curious connection between GMO corn and pirate behavior. It's arguable that the lure of plunder and adventure might tempt even the most steadfast farmer to forsake their fields for the high seas.
And let's not forget the classic adventure of "Treasure Island" by Robert Louis Stevenson, a timeless tale that encapsulates the thrill of treasure hunting, the allure of hidden riches, and the perils of life on the open sea. While Stevenson's masterpiece predates the era of GMOs, it provides rich fodder for our imaginative exploration into the romanticized world of piracy and the untold secrets that may lie within the cornfields.
In a slightly less conventional but nonetheless relevant touch, "The Princess Bride" offers a humorous and heartwarming journey through love, loyalty, and the occasional sword fight. As we dig into the unlikely association between GMOs in corn and pirate escapades, let us not discount the value of humor and levity in our quest for knowledge. After all, sometimes a good laugh can be as enriching as a rare botanical discovery – you might even say it's a-maize-ing.
As we navigate through these diverse sources, it becomes evident that the connection between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity transcends traditional boundaries, leading us into uncharted territory both academically and creatively. This a-maize-ing journey promises to yield not just scholarly insights but also a bounty of delightfully unexpected connections. So, buckle up, dear readers, and prepare to set sail with us as we unearth the buried treasures of knowledge in this unlikely maize of research endeavors.

[[RESULTS]]
After navigating the high seas of data and crunching the numbers with the precision of a ship's compass, we can unveil our captivating findings. The correlation coefficient between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the frequency of pirate attacks worldwide from 2009 to 2022 has left us all a-maize-d. Our research has uncovered a robust correlation of 0.9482665 between these two seemingly unrelated variables, which raises eyebrows and prompts a chorus of "corngratulations" from our research team.
Fig. 1 (to be included) will visualizes the strong correlation between the variables, a sight as rare and surprising as finding a message in a bottle from a statistics-savvy pirate. Our scatterplot exemplifies the striking relationship between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity, providing an insightful and visually appealing map of this unexpected corn-nection.
Now, for a bit of statistical whimsy, we found an r-squared value of 0.8992093, indicating that approximately 89.92% of the variation in pirate attacks can be explained by the variation in GMO corn use. This is higher than the average number of pirates on the high seas, but who's counting, right? As for the p-value, well, it's so small it's almost as elusive as finding buried treasure - p < 0.01. We've struck scientific gold with these results, and the treasure map points straight to the intersection of agriculture and piracy.
It seems that our findings have shucked the conventional wisdom surrounding GMOs and unearthed a seaweed of truth in a sea of skepticism. As we ponder the implications of this unlikely corn-nection, we urge fellow researchers to approach our results with an open mind and a readiness to embrace the unexpected in the vast ocean of scientific inquiry. After all, isn't science all about exploring uncharted territories and discovering the unexpected, much like a bold adventure on the high seas?

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Armed with the bounty of our results, let's weigh anchor and navigate through the choppy waters of this a-maize-ing discussion. Our findings bolster the previous research by Smith and Doe, and Lorem and Ipsum, revealing a positively a-maize-ing correlation between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity. It seems that the appeal of plunder and the allure of modified maize have created a corn-nection more robust than an ear of genetically modified corn.

Our statistically significant relationship between GMO corn use and pirate attacks is as solid as a well-barnacled pirate ship. The findings speak volumes – or should we say, "speak decibels" – about the unexpected intersections in the maritime domain and agricultural techno-logy. It appears that the increased cultivation of GMO corn carries a weighty influence on global pirate mischief, a finding as startling as finding a hidden treasure in an ear of corn.

As we delve deeper into this a-maize-ing corn-undrum, it becomes clear that the impact of GMOs extends beyond mere crop yield and pest resistance. The planting of modified corn seems to have charted a course for increased pirate activity, and this revelation is as eyebrow-raising as finding a pirate’s treasure map encoded in a kernel of corn.

The implications of our findings offer a treasure trove of possibilities for further research, begging the question, "What a-maize-ing discoveries lie on the horizon?" Our results invite us to sail into uncharted waters, cultivating a greater seed of knowledge about the intricate relationships between seemingly unrelated phenomena. It’s evidence that even the most unexpected variables can form a most a-maize-ing, not to mention corny, correlation.

In summary, our research has laid the foundation for a-boat-load of future investigations into the unanticipated link between GMO corn and pirate behavior. As we sail forward, full-steam-ahead, let’s keep our compasses calibrated and our puns as plentiful as pieces-of-eight. A-maize-ing discoveries await in the cornfields – and who knows, we might just find the kernel of truth in the most unexpected places.

Now, as we set sail for the next research expedition, let’s remember that sometimes, in the vast sea of academic inquiry, the most a-maize-ing revelations can be found in the most unlikely ports of call. Staying curious, staying afloat – that's how we navigate the treacherous waters of knowledge, and perhaps, uncover the buried treasures of wisdom in unexpected corn-nections.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn and Pirate attacks globally. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
A-Maize-ing Adventures: Exploring the Corny Connection between GMO Use and Global Pirate Attacks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected link between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the prevalence of pirate attacks worldwide. Our research aims to navigate the uncharted waters of this seemingly whimsical connection and provide a kernel of insight into this enigmatic relationship. Using comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, we scrutinized the patterns of GMO corn cultivation and its potential influence on the frequency of pirate incidents from 2009 to 2022, culminating in an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9482665 and p < 0.01.

Our findings unveil an astonishingly tight correlation that seems to defy all logic and certainly keeps the buccaneers at bay. The significant correlation serves as a fodder for thought-provoking discussions, as we humorously ponder whether GMOs in corn might be the "grain" behind the robust resurgence of swashbuckling mischief on the high seas. This indicates a corn-nection that must not be overlooked, adding another layer to the already complex dynamics of GMO use and global maritime security.

In conclusion, while the link between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity may seem like a tall tale, our research sheds light on a plausible association that is both captivating and thought-provoking. As we navigate these uncharted waters of interdisciplinary inquiry, we hope our findings will inspire further investigation into the whimsical nexus of GMOs and pirate antics, and encourage scholars to keep their "ear to the ground" in exploring unlikely associations in seemingly unrelated phenomena.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ahoy, me hearties! Avast ye, science enthusiasts, for we are about to embark on a riveting voyage into the intriguing intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the uncharted waters of global pirate activity. Argh, are ya ready for a swashbuckling scientific saga?
As we delve into the kernels of this A-maize-ing story, it is vital to peel back the layers of this puzzling phenomenon and see the "cob-nection" between the cultivation of GMO corn and the surge in pirate attacks worldwide. It's a-maize-ing what mysteries we might uncover in the fields of research, isn't it?
When it comes to research, we must always remember to take things with a grain of salt – or in this case, a grain of corn. The statistics may "stalk" us, but fear not, for we shall steer our research ship with a steady hand and a hearty dose of humor. After all, science should not be a dry endeavor, but rather an exciting adventure filled with unexpected discoveries and a few dad jokes along the way.
Now, let's not "ear" around the bush – the connection between GMO corn and pirate attacks may seem as far-fetched as a tall tale, but our findings reveal a correlation that is as clear as the Caribbean waters on a calm day. It almost feels like we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of data, doesn't it? But hold onto your tricorn hats, for there's more to this story than meets the eye.
Before we set sail into the heart of our findings, let's remember that correlation does not always imply causation – unless, of course, we're talking about the correlation between a pirate's thirst for adventure and a barrel of rum! But I digress. Our research aims to decipher this enigmatic relationship and unearth the buried treasure of insight lurking beneath the surface of these unexpected phenomena.
So, buckle up and prepare to set sail with us as we navigate the choppy waters of science, statistics, and the high seas. This corny adventure promises to be an exhilarating escapade, filled with laughter, learning, and perhaps even a few "aye-aye, cap'n" moments along the way. Onward ho, researchers, for the seas of discovery await!

[[RESULTS]]
After navigating the high seas of data and crunching the numbers with the precision of a ship's compass, we can unveil our captivating findings. The correlation coefficient between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the frequency of pirate attacks worldwide from 2009 to 2022 has left us all a-maize-d. Our research has uncovered a robust correlation of 0.9482665 between these two seemingly unrelated variables, which raises eyebrows and prompts a chorus of "corngratulations" from our research team.
Fig. 1 (to be included) will visualizes the strong correlation between the variables, a sight as rare and surprising as finding a message in a bottle from a statistics-savvy pirate. Our scatterplot exemplifies the striking relationship between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity, providing an insightful and visually appealing map of this unexpected corn-nection.
Now, for a bit of statistical whimsy, we found an r-squared value of 0.8992093, indicating that approximately 89.92% of the variation in pirate attacks can be explained by the variation in GMO corn use. This is higher than the average number of pirates on the high seas, but who's counting, right? As for the p-value, well, it's so small it's almost as elusive as finding buried treasure - p < 0.01. We've struck scientific gold with these results, and the treasure map points straight to the intersection of agriculture and piracy.
It seems that our findings have shucked the conventional wisdom surrounding GMOs and unearthed a seaweed of truth in a sea of skepticism. As we ponder the implications of this unlikely corn-nection, we urge fellow researchers to approach our results with an open mind and a readiness to embrace the unexpected in the vast ocean of scientific inquiry. After all, isn't science all about exploring uncharted territories and discovering the unexpected, much like a bold adventure on the high seas?

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

Avast ye, fellow seafaring scholars! As we stow away the fascinating findings of our A-maize-ing adventure, it's undeniable that our research has uncovered a cornucopia of intrigue in the curious correlation between GMO use in corn and global pirate activity. Our results have certainly brought new meaning to the phrase "shiver me timbers!"

The robust correlation coefficient and the p-value that's as rare as a friendly kraken sighting highlight the need for further investigation into this intriguing corn-nection. It's like finding the proverbial needle in a haystack, but instead of a needle, it's a correlation between pirate attacks and GMO corn cultivation. I guess you could say we've made quite a "corntribution" to the field of agricultural economics and maritime security, wouldn't you agree?

As we wrap up our findings, let's not forget the ever-important dad joke to keep our spirits afloat: Why did the pirate become a corn farmer? Because he heard there was "treasure" in the fields! Oh, the puns never cease in the world of research.

In closing, it's high time to give a hearty cheer for our groundbreaking research and boldly declare that no further explorations in this whimsical nexus are needed. The ship has sailed, and we've come to a treasure trove of insights that should satisfy even the most discerning scientific buccaneer. And remember, when it comes to unexpected connections in the world of research, our findings remind us to keep an ear to the ground and an eye on the horizon – you never know what surprising correlations may lay just beyond the next wave.

So let's raise our grog and bid adieu to this a-maize-ing journey, for we have navigated the uncharted waters of GMOs and pirate antics, and now it's time for a well-deserved parrrrr-ty! Cheers to fruitful investigations and the thrill of discovery!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited A-Maize-ing Adventures: Exploring the Corny Connection between GMO Use and Global Pirate Attacks. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Agricultural Anecdotes


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited A-Maize-ing Adventures: Exploring the Corny Connection between GMO Use and Global Pirate Attacks. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Agricultural Anomalies and Absurdities


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled A-Maize-ing Adventures: Exploring the Corny Connection between GMO Use and Global Pirate Attacks with an abstract of This paper delves into the unexpected link between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn and the prevalence of pirate attacks worldwide. Our research aims to navigate the uncharted waters of this seemingly whimsical connection and provide a kernel of insight into this enigmatic relationship. Using comprehensive data from the USDA and Statista, we scrutinized the patterns of GMO corn cultivation and its potential influence on the frequency of pirate incidents from 2009 to 2022, culminating in an intriguing correlation coefficient of 0.9482665 and p < 0.01.
Our findings unveil an astonishingly tight correlation that seems to defy all logic and certainly keeps the buccaneers at bay. The significant correlation serves as a fodder for thought-provoking discussions, as we humorously ponder whether GMOs in corn might be the "grain" behind the robust resurgence of swashbuckling mischief on the high seas. This indicates a corn-nection that must not be overlooked, adding another layer to the already complex dynamics of GMO use and global maritime security.
In conclusion, while the link between GMO corn cultivation and pirate activity may seem like a tall tale, our research sheds light on a plausible association that is both captivating and thought-provoking. As we navigate these uncharted waters of interdisciplinary inquiry, we hope our findings will inspire further investigation into the whimsical nexus of GMOs and pirate antics, and encourage scholars to keep their "ear to the ground" in exploring unlikely associations in seemingly unrelated phenomena.

ChatGPT:

GMOs, corn cultivation, global pirate attacks, genetically modified organisms, USDA data, Statista, pirate incidents, correlation coefficient, maritime security, GMO use, pirate activity, interdisciplinary inquiry

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Data details

GMO use in corn
Detailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in United States that is genetically modified to be herbicide-tolerant (HT), but not insect-resistant (Bt)
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn

Pirate attacks globally
Detailed data title: Global Pirate Attack Count
Source: Statista
See what else correlates with Pirate attacks globally

Correlation r = 0.9482665 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8992093 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 89.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Pirate attacks globally) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn) over the 14 years from 2009 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.5E-7. 0.0000002474478341405505500000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.95 in 2.5E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 4,041,256 random variables You don't actually need 4 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 13 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 13 because we have two variables measured over a period of 14 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.84, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
GMO use in corn (GMO corn %)2223232114131213121091099
Pirate attacks globally (Number of Attacks)410445439297264245246191180201162195132115




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([22,23,23,21,14,13,12,13,12,10,9,10,9,9,])
array_2 = np.array([410,445,439,297,264,245,246,191,180,201,162,195,132,115,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn"
array_2_name = "Pirate attacks globally"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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