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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the second variable is Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG). The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time.

A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and the second variable is Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG). The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time.

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AI explanation

As the number of military tech and applied science savvy individuals rose, so did the demand for cutting-edge robotic surgical systems from Intuitive Surgical. It seems these graduates were ready to 'operate' their way into the job market, propelling ISRG stock to new heights.

^{Show image generation prompt} Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Whimsical illustration ] In a whimsical and vibrant conference room, a group of joyful graduates are depicted with their Bachelor's degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences. They are standing proudly in front of a large screen that displays the Intuitive Surgical's stock price soaring high. The room is filled with a celebratory atmosphere, capturing the positive correlation between technological expertise and market success. This image is a delightful and inspiring representation of achievement and the impact of knowledge and innovation. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.

This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Whimsical illustration inspired by bauhaus Glitch art Cute cartoon Low poly
ChatGPT: Whimsical illustration

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a conference room, a group of graduates proudly hold their Bachelor's degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences, while a large screen displays the Intuitive Surgical's stock price soaring high, showing a positive correlation between technological expertise and market success.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Whimsical illustration ] and depicting this scene: In a conference room, a group of graduates proudly hold their Bachelor's degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences, while a large screen displays the Intuitive Surgical's stock price soaring high, showing a positive correlation between technological expertise and market success. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Whimsical illustration ] In a whimsical and vibrant conference room, a group of joyful graduates are depicted with their Bachelor's degrees in Military Technologies and Applied Sciences. They are standing proudly in front of a large screen that displays the Intuitive Surgical's stock price soaring high. The room is filled with a celebratory atmosphere, capturing the positive correlation between technological expertise and market success. This image is a delightful and inspiring representation of achievement and the impact of knowledge and innovation.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
^{Show prompt for explanation} Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences caused Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG) to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)

From Battlefield to Stock Yield: The Unlikely Link Between Military Technologies Education and Intuitive Surgical's Stock Price

The Journal of Unconventional Connections in Economics and Technology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!

^{Show prompt used to generate this paper} Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"From Battlefield to Stock Yield: The Unlikely Link Between Military Technologies Education and Intuitive Surgical's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the surprising relationship between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG). Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a thorough analysis from 2012 to 2021, uncovering a correlation coefficient of 0.9812996 and p < 0.01. Our findings not only reveal a remarkable link between these seemingly unrelated factors but also prompt the question: Could a knack for battlefield technology pave the way to financial surgery? As the saying goes, "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!" This unexpected correlation brings light to potential influences on stock prices and opens new avenues for interdisciplinary research.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge and understanding often leads to unexpected and intriguing discoveries. In the realm of finance, seemingly unrelated factors can intertwine and influence each other in unforeseen ways. This study delves into such an intriguing relationship, exploring the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Intuitive Surgical (ISRG). As the famous quote goes, "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands." This seemingly non sequitur correlation prompts us to question the intricate and serendipitous nature of financial markets and educational pursuits.
Intuitive Surgical, a prominent player in the field of robotic-assisted minimally invasive surgery, has garnered considerable attention from investors and analysts alike. Its stock price has been subject to extensive scrutiny and speculation, with countless variables purported to influence its trajectory. Conversely, the field of military technologies and applied sciences, with its focus on innovative solutions for battlefield challenges, may not immediately evoke associations with stock market dynamics. However, as the old adage goes, "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything." The interaction between these seemingly disparate realms underscores the complexity and interconnectedness of financial and educational domains, encouraging an in-depth investigation into their potential correlation.
Our study leverages data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to examine the Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price from 2012 to 2021. The emergence of a notably high correlation coefficient of 0.9812996 and p < 0.01 between these variables not only raises eyebrows but also beckons researchers to delve into the underlying factors at play. This unexpected revelation prompts us to ponder the synergy between technological education and financial performance. Just as a good surgeon must possess precision and dexterity, could a subtle mastery of military technologies be subtly guiding stock market outcomes? This unexpected correlation invites a deeper exploration of the nuanced influences shaping stock prices, potentially uncovering uncharted pathways for interdisciplinary research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The curious connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG) has sparked scholarly interest, spurring numerous investigations into this unusual relationship. Smith, et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of educational pathways and their impact on stock performance, laying the foundation for subsequent studies. Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2018) delved into the influence of technological expertise on financial markets, offering valuable insights into the intersection of academia and finance. However, as the saying goes, "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

In "The Future of Warfare" by General John Doe and "Military Robotics and the Next Generation of Combat" by Dr. Jane Smith, the authors explore the evolving landscape of military technologies, shedding light on the pivotal role of education in shaping innovative solutions for modern challenges. These works draw attention to the interdisciplinary nature of military technologies and underscore the potential implications for fields beyond traditional warfare. It shows that sometimes, the battle of algorithms in the stock market is not so different from the battle of strategies on the battlefield.

Furthermore, fictional works such as "Robo-Warriors: A Techno Thriller" by Alex Jones and "Cybernetic Chronicles: The Rise of AI Soldiers" by Emily Doe offer speculative narratives that envision the fusion of military technologies and advanced robotics, providing thought-provoking scenarios that resonate with the intersection of technological education and financial performance. It seems that the relationship between military technology education and stock prices is not just a fiction, but a reality rooted in statistical data!

The authors have also come across social media posts such as "Just got my degree in military technologies, now I'm investing in medical robotics! #NewBeginnings" and "Military tech and surgical robots - a match made in stock market heaven! #InvestingTips," which reflect anecdotal observations aligning with the unexpected correlation uncovered in our study. These contemporary accounts from individuals further emphasize the unanticipated convergence between educational pursuits in military technologies and applied sciences and the financial realm.

In "The Economics of Humor" by Ben Smith, the author contends that humor can be an effective tool for engaging audiences and breaking down complex concepts. This study's integration of humor in academic discourse serves to underscore the unconventional nature of the correlation between military technologies education and Intuitive Surgical's stock price, prompting a reevaluation of conventional perceptions. Clearly, the intersection of military technologies, finance, and humor is a fertile ground for exploration.

As we navigate the uncharted waters of this unexpected association, the intricacies of this relationship merit continued investigation, welcoming a lighthearted yet rigorous inquiry into the underlying mechanisms at play. After all, as renowned economist Adam Smith once quipped, "The invisible hand of the market is nothing to sneeze at, but a good pun is nothing to sneeze at either."

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"From Battlefield to Stock Yield: The Unlikely Link Between Military Technologies Education and Intuitive Surgical's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the surprising relationship between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG). Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a thorough analysis from 2012 to 2021, uncovering a correlation coefficient of 0.9812996 and p < 0.01. Our findings not only reveal a remarkable link between these seemingly unrelated factors but also prompt the question: Could a knack for battlefield technology pave the way to financial surgery? As the saying goes, "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!" This unexpected correlation brings light to potential influences on stock prices and opens new avenues for interdisciplinary research.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge and understanding often leads to unexpected and intriguing discoveries. In the realm of finance, seemingly unrelated factors can intertwine and influence each other in unforeseen ways. This study delves into such an intriguing relationship, exploring the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Intuitive Surgical (ISRG). As the famous quote goes, "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands." This seemingly non sequitur correlation prompts us to question the intricate and serendipitous nature of financial markets and educational pursuits.
Intuitive Surgical, a prominent player in the field of robotic-assisted minimally invasive surgery, has garnered considerable attention from investors and analysts alike. Its stock price has been subject to extensive scrutiny and speculation, with countless variables purported to influence its trajectory. Conversely, the field of military technologies and applied sciences, with its focus on innovative solutions for battlefield challenges, may not immediately evoke associations with stock market dynamics. However, as the old adage goes, "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything." The interaction between these seemingly disparate realms underscores the complexity and interconnectedness of financial and educational domains, encouraging an in-depth investigation into their potential correlation.
Our study leverages data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to examine the Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price from 2012 to 2021. The emergence of a notably high correlation coefficient of 0.9812996 and p < 0.01 between these variables not only raises eyebrows but also beckons researchers to delve into the underlying factors at play. This unexpected revelation prompts us to ponder the synergy between technological education and financial performance. Just as a good surgeon must possess precision and dexterity, could a subtle mastery of military technologies be subtly guiding stock market outcomes? This unexpected correlation invites a deeper exploration of the nuanced influences shaping stock prices, potentially uncovering uncharted pathways for interdisciplinary research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

This investigation employed a multidimensional approach to scrutinize the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG) from 2012 to 2021. The first step involved the extensive gathering and curation of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). This process necessitated meticulous attention to detail, akin to the precision required in surgical procedures – a parallel that is, arguably, quite intuitive.

The collection and collation of data involved navigating through an intricate web of information akin to a surgeon delicately manipulating their tools. Much like the intricate work of an expert surgeon, we carefully extracted and compiled relevant data points, ensuring that no vital piece of information was overlooked.

Once the data was acquired, a series of statistical analyses were employed to unveil patterns and relationships. These analyses included correlation coefficients, time series analyses, and regression models. The statistical procedures were intricately crafted, much like the design of precision surgical instruments, to carefully dissect and scrutinize the intricate link between military technology education and stock market dynamics.

The statistical analyses were complemented by an exploratory data visualization approach, which allowed for the representation of the complex interplay between the variables under study. Visualization techniques, much like the visualization of surgical procedures through endoscopic cameras, provided a holistic view of the relationship between military technology education and stock prices, revealing unexpected patterns akin to the discovery of unanticipated anatomical structures during surgery.

Furthermore, to supplement the quantitative analysis, we conducted in-depth qualitative interviews with industry experts in both the military technology and financial domains. These interviews provided valuable insights and perspectives, akin to consulting with seasoned surgeons and financial analysts, shedding light on the nuanced mechanisms underpinning the observed correlation.

In addition to these methodologies, a survey-based approach was employed to gauge the perceptions and attitudes of individuals within the military technologies and finance sectors. The survey instrument was developed with careful consideration of nuanced terminology and phrasing, much like the meticulous precision required when crafting a surgical plan or a financial strategy.

The culmination of these interdisciplinary research techniques and tools allowed for a comprehensive investigation into the unexpected correlation between military technology education and stock prices, unveiling intriguing findings and lending credence to the notion that behind every stock price movement lies a more intricate web of influencing factors. As the old saying goes, "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." This convoluted investigation revealed an unlikely embrace between military education and financial performance, inviting further inquiry into the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"From Battlefield to Stock Yield: The Unlikely Link Between Military Technologies Education and Intuitive Surgical's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the surprising relationship between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG). Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a thorough analysis from 2012 to 2021, uncovering a correlation coefficient of 0.9812996 and p < 0.01. Our findings not only reveal a remarkable link between these seemingly unrelated factors but also prompt the question: Could a knack for battlefield technology pave the way to financial surgery? As the saying goes, "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!" This unexpected correlation brings light to potential influences on stock prices and opens new avenues for interdisciplinary research.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The curious connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG) has sparked scholarly interest, spurring numerous investigations into this unusual relationship. Smith, et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of educational pathways and their impact on stock performance, laying the foundation for subsequent studies. Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2018) delved into the influence of technological expertise on financial markets, offering valuable insights into the intersection of academia and finance. However, as the saying goes, "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
In "The Future of Warfare" by General John Doe and "Military Robotics and the Next Generation of Combat" by Dr. Jane Smith, the authors explore the evolving landscape of military technologies, shedding light on the pivotal role of education in shaping innovative solutions for modern challenges. These works draw attention to the interdisciplinary nature of military technologies and underscore the potential implications for fields beyond traditional warfare. It shows that sometimes, the battle of algorithms in the stock market is not so different from the battle of strategies on the battlefield.
Furthermore, fictional works such as "Robo-Warriors: A Techno Thriller" by Alex Jones and "Cybernetic Chronicles: The Rise of AI Soldiers" by Emily Doe offer speculative narratives that envision the fusion of military technologies and advanced robotics, providing thought-provoking scenarios that resonate with the intersection of technological education and financial performance. It seems that the relationship between military technology education and stock prices is not just a fiction, but a reality rooted in statistical data!
The authors have also come across social media posts such as "Just got my degree in military technologies, now I'm investing in medical robotics! #NewBeginnings" and "Military tech and surgical robots - a match made in stock market heaven! #InvestingTips," which reflect anecdotal observations aligning with the unexpected correlation uncovered in our study. These contemporary accounts from individuals further emphasize the unanticipated convergence between educational pursuits in military technologies and applied sciences and the financial realm.
In "The Economics of Humor" by Ben Smith, the author contends that humor can be an effective tool for engaging audiences and breaking down complex concepts. This study's integration of humor in academic discourse serves to underscore the unconventional nature of the correlation between military technologies education and Intuitive Surgical's stock price, prompting a reevaluation of conventional perceptions. Clearly, the intersection of military technologies, finance, and humor is a fertile ground for exploration.
As we navigate the uncharted waters of this unexpected association, the intricacies of this relationship merit continued investigation, welcoming a lighthearted yet rigorous inquiry into the underlying mechanisms at play. After all, as renowned economist Adam Smith once quipped, "The invisible hand of the market is nothing to sneeze at, but a good pun is nothing to sneeze at either."

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG) from 2012 to 2021 yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9812996, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation between the two variables. This finding suggests that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences increases, there is a corresponding tendency for Intuitive Surgical's stock price to rise. It's almost as if a surge in military tech education sends a clear signal to the stock market, saying, "I've got your back!"
The high R-squared value of 0.9629489 further supports the robustness of the relationship uncovered in this analysis. This implies that approximately 96.29% of the variability in Intuitive Surgical's stock price can be explained by the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences. The remaining 3.71% of unexplained variability might just be the market’s way of asserting its independence, saying, "I make my own decisions, thank you very much!"
Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of the observed correlation, providing strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no association between these variables. This significant p-value serves as a cautionary sign to skeptics, warning them that dismissing this relationship may be as risky as performing a complex surgery with a pocketknife.
Furthermore, the scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually illustrates the substantial positive correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price. Each point on the plot seems to whisper, "I've got your back," echoing the underlying connection revealed by the statistical analysis.
In conclusion, the unexpected correlation uncovered in this study prompts a re-evaluation of the potential influences on stock prices and encourages further exploration of interdisciplinary linkages between educational pursuits and financial performance. Just as precise hand movements are essential in surgery, our findings suggest that the subtle interplay between military technologies education and stock market outcomes may hold unforeseen implications for investors. The results of this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also present an intriguing avenue for future research, offering a fresh perspective on the dynamics of stock price movements.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]

ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of this study reveal a noteworthy correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG), as supported by previous research. The robust positive correlation coefficient of 0.9812996 aligns with Smith, et al. (2015), who emphasized the impact of educational pathways on stock performance. This underscores the potential influence of educational backgrounds on financial markets, echoing the insights of Doe and Jones (2018) regarding the significance of technological expertise in shaping stock outcomes. As the saying goes, "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Such unexpected connections between military technologies education and stock prices continue to captivate researchers and market enthusiasts alike.

The high R-squared value of 0.9629489 further reinforces the findings, aligning with General John Doe and Dr. Jane Smith's works on the pivotal role of education in shaping innovative solutions for modern challenges. When it comes to explaining Intuitive Surgical's stock price, it seems that technology education may wield a more substantial influence than anticipated, reflecting the intersection of academia and finance in unforeseen ways. As the battle of algorithms in the stock market mirrors the strategies on the battlefield, the confluence of military technologies education and financial performance takes center stage in shaping market dynamics.

Moreover, the statistical significance of the observed correlation, as indicated by the p-value of less than 0.01, echoes the cautionary warnings from social media posts on the potential market implications of military technologies education. Just as embracing humor in academic discourse can engage audiences and break down complex concepts, the unexpected convergence between educational pursuits in military technologies and applied sciences and the financial realm prompts a reevaluation of conventional perceptions. Adam Smith's wry observation about the invisible hand of the market finds a parallel in the study's integration of humor, emphasizing the dual importance of rigorous analysis and engaging discourse in understanding unexpected market drivers.

The unexpected correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price challenges conventional wisdom and enriches the understanding of stock price movements. As investors navigate the complex fabric of market dynamics, the subtle interplay between military technologies education and stock market outcomes offers a thought-provoking avenue for future research and investment strategies. After all, as the stock market whispers its enigmatic cues, the study's unexpected findings beckon for a closer examination of the intricate links between educational pursuits and financial performance, adding a twist of unexpected humor to the traditional discourse of market dynamics.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"From Battlefield to Stock Yield: The Unlikely Link Between Military Technologies Education and Intuitive Surgical's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the surprising relationship between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG). Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a thorough analysis from 2012 to 2021, uncovering a correlation coefficient of 0.9812996 and p < 0.01. Our findings not only reveal a remarkable link between these seemingly unrelated factors but also prompt the question: Could a knack for battlefield technology pave the way to financial surgery? As the saying goes, "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!" This unexpected correlation brings light to potential influences on stock prices and opens new avenues for interdisciplinary research.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge and understanding often leads to unexpected and intriguing discoveries. In the realm of finance, seemingly unrelated factors can intertwine and influence each other in unforeseen ways. This study delves into such an intriguing relationship, exploring the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and the stock price of Intuitive Surgical (ISRG). As the famous quote goes, "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands." This seemingly non sequitur correlation prompts us to question the intricate and serendipitous nature of financial markets and educational pursuits.
Intuitive Surgical, a prominent player in the field of robotic-assisted minimally invasive surgery, has garnered considerable attention from investors and analysts alike. Its stock price has been subject to extensive scrutiny and speculation, with countless variables purported to influence its trajectory. Conversely, the field of military technologies and applied sciences, with its focus on innovative solutions for battlefield challenges, may not immediately evoke associations with stock market dynamics. However, as the old adage goes, "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything." The interaction between these seemingly disparate realms underscores the complexity and interconnectedness of financial and educational domains, encouraging an in-depth investigation into their potential correlation.
Our study leverages data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to examine the Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price from 2012 to 2021. The emergence of a notably high correlation coefficient of 0.9812996 and p < 0.01 between these variables not only raises eyebrows but also beckons researchers to delve into the underlying factors at play. This unexpected revelation prompts us to ponder the synergy between technological education and financial performance. Just as a good surgeon must possess precision and dexterity, could a subtle mastery of military technologies be subtly guiding stock market outcomes? This unexpected correlation invites a deeper exploration of the nuanced influences shaping stock prices, potentially uncovering uncharted pathways for interdisciplinary research.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG) from 2012 to 2021 yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9812996, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation between the two variables. This finding suggests that as the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences increases, there is a corresponding tendency for Intuitive Surgical's stock price to rise. It's almost as if a surge in military tech education sends a clear signal to the stock market, saying, "I've got your back!"
The high R-squared value of 0.9629489 further supports the robustness of the relationship uncovered in this analysis. This implies that approximately 96.29% of the variability in Intuitive Surgical's stock price can be explained by the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences. The remaining 3.71% of unexplained variability might just be the market’s way of asserting its independence, saying, "I make my own decisions, thank you very much!"
Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of the observed correlation, providing strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no association between these variables. This significant p-value serves as a cautionary sign to skeptics, warning them that dismissing this relationship may be as risky as performing a complex surgery with a pocketknife.
Furthermore, the scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually illustrates the substantial positive correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price. Each point on the plot seems to whisper, "I've got your back," echoing the underlying connection revealed by the statistical analysis.
In conclusion, the unexpected correlation uncovered in this study prompts a re-evaluation of the potential influences on stock prices and encourages further exploration of interdisciplinary linkages between educational pursuits and financial performance. Just as precise hand movements are essential in surgery, our findings suggest that the subtle interplay between military technologies education and stock market outcomes may hold unforeseen implications for investors. The results of this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also present an intriguing avenue for future research, offering a fresh perspective on the dynamics of stock price movements.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]

ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

The striking correlation uncovered in this study between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in military technologies and applied sciences and Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG) from 2012 to 2021 sheds light on the intricate and often surprising interplay between seemingly unrelated domains. It appears that the stock market may respond favorably to the subtle expertise nurtured in the pursuit of battlefield technologies. It’s almost as if the market is saying, "I appreciate a good defense strategy when I see one."

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9812996 indicates a remarkably strong positive relationship, suggesting that as the number of Bachelor's degrees in military technologies increases, there is a corresponding tendency for Intuitive Surgical's stock price to soar. It seems they've got a mutual admiration society going on, with "surgical precision" taking on a whole new meaning in the financial realm.

The high R-squared value of 0.9629489 underscores the substantial explanatory power of this relationship, indicating that approximately 96.29% of the variability in Intuitive Surgical's stock price can be elucidated by the number of Bachelor's degrees in military technologies. It’s as if the stock market is saying, "You've got me figured out, almost like a well-calibrated surgical instrument."

The p-value of less than 0.01 further validates the statistical significance of this unexpected correlation, serving as a reminder that dismissing such unconventional connections may be as hazardous as performing a high-stakes surgery without proper training. It's as if the data is urging skeptics to consider a different perspective, saying, "Don't cut corners – thorough research is the best policy."

In light of these findings, it is evident that the interaction between military technologies education and stock market outcomes merits further exploration. This unprecedented correlation offers a thought-provoking avenue for future interdisciplinary research, highlighting the uncharted connections between educational pursuits and financial performance. As the saying goes, "There’s always more than meets the eye – and in this case, more than meets the stock ticker."

Therefore, it can be concluded that no more research is needed in this area. The findings of this study stand as a testament to the unexpected, unconventional, and often whimsical nature of market influences, affirming the complex and dynamic landscape of financial dynamics. As Bilbo Baggins once said, "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." With that philosophical musing, we leave this research at its conclusion, basking in the delightful peculiarity of our discoveries.

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The Journal of Unconventional Connections in Economics and Technology

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The Society for Advanced Military and Industrial Studies

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military technologies education, applied sciences degrees, Intuitive Surgical stock price, correlation analysis, National Center for Education Statistics, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, stock price influences, interdisciplinary research

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Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies
Detailed data title: Bachelor's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions, in field of study: Military technologies and applied sciences
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
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Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Intuitive Surgical (ISRG) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: ^{See full details} Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

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Correlation r = 0.9812996 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r² = 0.9629489 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 96.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.2E-7.^Show 0.0000005231203181166155000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme.^Note More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 5.2E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,911,606 random variables^Note You don't actually need 1 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, ^Note Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.92, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
^{Read more about the confidence interval} The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!

All values for the years included above: ^Note If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.

	2012	2013	2014	2015	2016	2017	2018	2019	2020	2021
Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies (Degrees awarded)	86	105	185	276	358	469	655	767	1156	1524
Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG) (Stock price)	52.33	56.28	42.63	58.99	60.79	70.66	122.63	156.5	198.56	275.28

Why this works

Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
Lack of causal connection: There is probably^Note Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple^Note Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.

Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. ^{Show the steps to do this.} Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."

# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([86,105,185,276,358,469,655,767,1156,1524,])
array_2 = np.array([52.33,56.28,42.63,58.99,60.79,70.66,122.63,156.5,198.56,275.28,])
array_1_name = "Bachelor's degrees awarded in Military technologies"
array_2_name = "Intuitive Surgical's stock price (ISRG)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)

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