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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Cottage cheese consumption and the second variable is Motor vehicle thefts.  The chart goes from 1990 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

It turns out, as Cottage cheese consumption decreased, there was a surplus of it in the abandoned dairies. As a result, cunning individuals decided to stage elaborate heists to steal the valuable commodity, leading to a decrease in available manpower for motor vehicle thefts. It was a dairy good reason for the unexpected correlation!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image of a hyper-realistic grocery store parking lot with dramatically fewer cars, signaling the reduced interest in shopping. The empty spaces should evoke a sense of abandonment and solitude, with a focus on the stark contrast between the deserted lot and the surrounding urban environment. The play of light and shadows should capture the eerie stillness and vacancy, hinting at the decline of the once thrumming retail space due to the decline in cottage cheese consumption. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Brutalism Photorealism Cutsy art illustration Cute cartoon Hyper-realistic
ChatGPT: Hyper-realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts, in the following situation: As Cottage cheese consumption decreased, so did people's desire to go out and buy more Cottage cheese, resulting in fewer trips to the grocery store and less opportunity for motor vehicle thefts to occur in the store parking lots.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: As Cottage cheese consumption decreased, fewer people visited the grocery store. In the parking lot, there were fewer cars, reducing the opportunity for motor vehicle theft.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Hyper-realistic ] and depicting this scene: As Cottage cheese consumption decreased, fewer people visited the grocery store. In the parking lot, there were fewer cars, reducing the opportunity for motor vehicle theft. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image of a hyper-realistic grocery store parking lot with dramatically fewer cars, signaling the reduced interest in shopping. The empty spaces should evoke a sense of abandonment and solitude, with a focus on the stark contrast between the deserted lot and the surrounding urban environment. The play of light and shadows should capture the eerie stillness and vacancy, hinting at the decline of the once thrumming retail space due to the decline in cottage cheese consumption.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Cottage cheese consumption caused Motor vehicle thefts to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Say Cheese! The Whey to a Safer Neighborhood: An Empirical Analysis of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts

Journal of Dairy Criminology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 and p < 0.01 for 1990 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Say Cheese! The Whey to a Safer Neighborhood: An Empirical Analysis of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into an unexpected connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we endeavored to untangle the cheesy mystery behind this curious correlation. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021.

While the relationship between these variables may seem as complex and multi-layered as a seven-layer dip, our research indicates a significant positive association between the two, prompting the age-old question: Is it the love for cottage cheese or the lack of motor vehicle theft that truly drives communities to safer streets? Despite the jest, this correlation opens the door for further exploration and paves the whey for potential crime prevention strategies – a curdly serious matter indeed.

As we continue to slice through the data, it's apparent that this research has some sharp implications for crime analysis and public health policies. So, next time you reach for that scoop of cottage cheese, remember: you're not just curdling a snack, you might be curbing crime too!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Say Cheese! The Whey to a Safer Neighborhood: An Empirical Analysis of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into an unexpected connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we endeavored to untangle the cheesy mystery behind this curious correlation. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021.

While the relationship between these variables may seem as complex and multi-layered as a seven-layer dip, our research indicates a significant positive association between the two, prompting the age-old question: Is it the love for cottage cheese or the lack of motor vehicle theft that truly drives communities to safer streets? Despite the jest, this correlation opens the door for further exploration and paves the whey for potential crime prevention strategies – a curdly serious matter indeed.

As we continue to slice through the data, it's apparent that this research has some sharp implications for crime analysis and public health policies. So, next time you reach for that scoop of cottage cheese, remember: you're not just curdling a snack, you might be curbing crime too!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Have you ever wondered if there's a correlation between enjoying a heaping spoonful of cottage cheese and the likelihood of your car getting pinched? Well, brace yourself for some gouda news, because we've peeled back the layers to uncover a potential relationship that is as cheesy as it is compelling. In this paper, we delve into the unlikely yet captivating link between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, presenting findings that are as surprising as finding a pickle in a peanut butter jar.

As we embark on this exhilarating journey, it's important to acknowledge that the intersection of dairy products and crime rates may seem utterly bizarre at first glance. But don't let that whey-lay your curiosity, for as researchers, we must approach every hypothesis with an open mind, even if it's as holey as a block of Swiss cheese. Rest assured, we haven't gone off the deep end - well, not yet!

Our foray into this uncharted territory commenced by gathering and analyzing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. With these somewhat unconventional bedfellows at our side, we meticulously combed through the statistics and unearthed what can only be described as stunning revelations. It's safe to say that we were "whey-sted" to find such a strong correlation, but unlike a chunk of aged cheddar, our findings only got ripe with age.

So, you may be thinking, "What in the name of Emmental could possibly connect these seemingly disparate variables?" Trust us, we anguished over this rind-bending conundrum as much as you do. The correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 that emerged from our analysis raised more eyebrows than a dairy farmer at a comedy show. It's udderly remarkable, wouldn't you agree? And with a p-value of less than 0.01, we were left feeling as smug as a smorgasbord at a wine and cheese party.

Now, before you write this off as just research gone over the rind, bear with us for a moment. The implications of this discovery are as far-reaching as the crunch of a cheese curd, potentially offering a whey forward for crafting crime prevention strategies. The truth is, there's more to cottage cheese than meets the eye – it could very well be the unsung hero in promoting safecurdt and ensuring a feta future for our communities.

As we nibble on the implications of our findings, let them serve as a reminder that science can be as surprising as a chunk of blue cheese hidden among the mozzarella. So, the next time you savor a spoonful of cottage cheese, remember that you're not just indulging in a tasty treat – you might very well be contributing to a cheddar, safer world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Say Cheese! The Whey to a Safer Neighborhood: An Empirical Analysis of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into an unexpected connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we endeavored to untangle the cheesy mystery behind this curious correlation. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021.

While the relationship between these variables may seem as complex and multi-layered as a seven-layer dip, our research indicates a significant positive association between the two, prompting the age-old question: Is it the love for cottage cheese or the lack of motor vehicle theft that truly drives communities to safer streets? Despite the jest, this correlation opens the door for further exploration and paves the whey for potential crime prevention strategies – a curdly serious matter indeed.

As we continue to slice through the data, it's apparent that this research has some sharp implications for crime analysis and public health policies. So, next time you reach for that scoop of cottage cheese, remember: you're not just curdling a snack, you might be curbing crime too!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Have you ever wondered if there's a correlation between enjoying a heaping spoonful of cottage cheese and the likelihood of your car getting pinched? Well, brace yourself for some gouda news, because we've peeled back the layers to uncover a potential relationship that is as cheesy as it is compelling. In this paper, we delve into the unlikely yet captivating link between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, presenting findings that are as surprising as finding a pickle in a peanut butter jar.
As we embark on this exhilarating journey, it's important to acknowledge that the intersection of dairy products and crime rates may seem utterly bizarre at first glance. But don't let that whey-lay your curiosity, for as researchers, we must approach every hypothesis with an open mind, even if it's as holey as a block of Swiss cheese. Rest assured, we haven't gone off the deep end - well, not yet!
Our foray into this uncharted territory commenced by gathering and analyzing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. With these somewhat unconventional bedfellows at our side, we meticulously combed through the statistics and unearthed what can only be described as stunning revelations. It's safe to say that we were "whey-sted" to find such a strong correlation, but unlike a chunk of aged cheddar, our findings only got ripe with age.
So, you may be thinking, "What in the name of Emmental could possibly connect these seemingly disparate variables?" Trust us, we anguished over this rind-bending conundrum as much as you do. The correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 that emerged from our analysis raised more eyebrows than a dairy farmer at a comedy show. It's udderly remarkable, wouldn't you agree? And with a p-value of less than 0.01, we were left feeling as smug as a smorgasbord at a wine and cheese party.
Now, before you write this off as just research gone over the rind, bear with us for a moment. The implications of this discovery are as far-reaching as the crunch of a cheese curd, potentially offering a whey forward for crafting crime prevention strategies. The truth is, there's more to cottage cheese than meets the eye – it could very well be the unsung hero in promoting safecurdt and ensuring a feta future for our communities.
As we nibble on the implications of our findings, let them serve as a reminder that science can be as surprising as a chunk of blue cheese hidden among the mozzarella. So, the next time you savor a spoonful of cottage cheese, remember that you're not just indulging in a tasty treat – you might very well be contributing to a cheddar, safer world.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The matter of cottage cheese consumption and its potential impact on motor vehicle thefts is as intriguing as it is perplexing. Up until this point, academic discourse has largely ignored the possibility of a connection between dairy products and criminal behavior. However, recent empirical studies have begun to shed light on this unexplored phenomenon.

In "Dairy and Delinquency: Exploring the Link Between Cheese and Crime," Smith and Doe present their groundbreaking findings on the relationship between dairy consumption, with a specific focus on cottage cheese, and various criminal activities. Their research points to a statistically significant association, leaving readers udderly astonished at the potential implications.

Meanwhile, Jones et al., in "Whey to Go: An Investigation into Cheese and Criminal Tendencies," further bolster these findings by honing in on the consumption patterns of different cheese varieties and their impact on public safety. Their work postulates that cottage cheese, as a form of dairy product, may possess unique attributes that influence criminal inclinations, although they caution against jumping to cheesy conclusions.

Now, enough with the sharp academia – it's time to add some levity! How about a dad joke to churn things up?

Why did the cheese go to the gym?
To get a little more shredded!

As we transition to a more unconventional set of sources, let's not forget to acknowledge their potential impact on our understanding of this rather unique correlation. In "The Big Cheese: Dairy Products and Deviant Behavior," Lorem and Ipsum take a quirky approach to delving into the dairy-crime relationship, stretching the limits of academic exploration to the realm of puns and jokes.

And let's not overlook the potential inspiration garnered from some non-traditional sources. "Monopoly: The Cheese Edition" might not be a scholarly work, but it provides a thought-provoking concept of connections between items usually not associated with one another, much like our own investigative work.

And now for a cheesy pun that's a bit more aged!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!

Delving further into the world of speculative fiction, "The Curious Case of the Stolen Brie" explores a world where cottage cheese isn't just a staple food, but a key player in solving grand heists. While not rooted in empirical data, the novel showcases the potential for cottage cheese to take on a life of its own in the realm of crime and intrigue.

To round off our foray into unconventional sources, we also turn to "Clue: The Fromage Edition." While traditionally a game of deduction and mystery, its exploration of whodunnit scenarios involving cheese theft could provide a whimsical reminder that in posing questions about cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, we are, in essence, playing the ultimate game of human behavior Clue.

And now, let's not shy away from one last gouda joke to end this section!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours and interrupts an academic paper?
Provolone!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1990 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Say Cheese! The Whey to a Safer Neighborhood: An Empirical Analysis of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into an unexpected connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we endeavored to untangle the cheesy mystery behind this curious correlation. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021.

While the relationship between these variables may seem as complex and multi-layered as a seven-layer dip, our research indicates a significant positive association between the two, prompting the age-old question: Is it the love for cottage cheese or the lack of motor vehicle theft that truly drives communities to safer streets? Despite the jest, this correlation opens the door for further exploration and paves the whey for potential crime prevention strategies – a curdly serious matter indeed.

As we continue to slice through the data, it's apparent that this research has some sharp implications for crime analysis and public health policies. So, next time you reach for that scoop of cottage cheese, remember: you're not just curdling a snack, you might be curbing crime too!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Have you ever wondered if there's a correlation between enjoying a heaping spoonful of cottage cheese and the likelihood of your car getting pinched? Well, brace yourself for some gouda news, because we've peeled back the layers to uncover a potential relationship that is as cheesy as it is compelling. In this paper, we delve into the unlikely yet captivating link between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, presenting findings that are as surprising as finding a pickle in a peanut butter jar.
As we embark on this exhilarating journey, it's important to acknowledge that the intersection of dairy products and crime rates may seem utterly bizarre at first glance. But don't let that whey-lay your curiosity, for as researchers, we must approach every hypothesis with an open mind, even if it's as holey as a block of Swiss cheese. Rest assured, we haven't gone off the deep end - well, not yet!
Our foray into this uncharted territory commenced by gathering and analyzing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. With these somewhat unconventional bedfellows at our side, we meticulously combed through the statistics and unearthed what can only be described as stunning revelations. It's safe to say that we were "whey-sted" to find such a strong correlation, but unlike a chunk of aged cheddar, our findings only got ripe with age.
So, you may be thinking, "What in the name of Emmental could possibly connect these seemingly disparate variables?" Trust us, we anguished over this rind-bending conundrum as much as you do. The correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 that emerged from our analysis raised more eyebrows than a dairy farmer at a comedy show. It's udderly remarkable, wouldn't you agree? And with a p-value of less than 0.01, we were left feeling as smug as a smorgasbord at a wine and cheese party.
Now, before you write this off as just research gone over the rind, bear with us for a moment. The implications of this discovery are as far-reaching as the crunch of a cheese curd, potentially offering a whey forward for crafting crime prevention strategies. The truth is, there's more to cottage cheese than meets the eye – it could very well be the unsung hero in promoting safecurdt and ensuring a feta future for our communities.
As we nibble on the implications of our findings, let them serve as a reminder that science can be as surprising as a chunk of blue cheese hidden among the mozzarella. So, the next time you savor a spoonful of cottage cheese, remember that you're not just indulging in a tasty treat – you might very well be contributing to a cheddar, safer world.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To embark on our dairy-driven detective work, we first had to curd the enthusiasm and develop a meticulous methodology that would separate the bries from the hackers - I mean, the curd from the herd. Our study utilized data dating back to 1990, which meant we had to churn through a hefty scoop of historical information as if we were some sort of lactose-intolerant archeologists digging through layers of silted data.

As we milked the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for their data, we realized that this venture was no small feat. It was daunting enough to make a mathematician tremble like a cup of gelatinous panna cotta. The datasets were as rich as a triple-cream brie, and navigating through them required a precision comparable to a cheesemonger slicing off just the right amount for a discerning customer.

Creating a model for our analysis was no walk in the park — more like a stroll through a labyrinth made of string cheese. We established a rigorous methodology, leveraging advanced statistical techniques that were as sharp as a Gruyère and as robust as a block of aged Gouda. Our approach went beyond the surface-level correlations, delving into the depths of multivariate analyses as deep as a wheel of Roquefort.

To ensure our findings held up under scrutiny, we applied regression analyses as rigorous as a taster discerning the subtle notes of a camembert. The goal was to not just skim the surface, but to dive deep into the cheese fondue of data and extract savory insights that were as gratifying as a perfect pairing of wine and aged cheddar.

To address potential confounding factors, we employed various statistical controls to ensure that our findings were as sharp as a well-aged Parmigiano-Reggiano. These controls acted as a sturdy rind of rigor, safeguarding our analyses from being as holey as a slice of Swiss cheese.

Our final model was as robust as a sturdy block of Grana Padano, providing a comprehensive assessment of the relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. We conducted sensitivity analyses that were as meticulous as separating curds from whey, ensuring that our findings were as consistent as a perfectly aged, well-ripened cheese.

So, dear readers, let's not turn a blind eye to this research, but rather embrace it like a creamy, tangy dollop of cottage cheese on a warm summer day. After all, a little humor never hurt anyone, unless you're a dairy cow trying to tell a joke – in that case, it might just be udderly moosical.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1990 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9326505, r-squared of 0.8698370, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Say Cheese! The Whey to a Safer Neighborhood: An Empirical Analysis of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into an unexpected connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we endeavored to untangle the cheesy mystery behind this curious correlation. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021.

While the relationship between these variables may seem as complex and multi-layered as a seven-layer dip, our research indicates a significant positive association between the two, prompting the age-old question: Is it the love for cottage cheese or the lack of motor vehicle theft that truly drives communities to safer streets? Despite the jest, this correlation opens the door for further exploration and paves the whey for potential crime prevention strategies – a curdly serious matter indeed.

As we continue to slice through the data, it's apparent that this research has some sharp implications for crime analysis and public health policies. So, next time you reach for that scoop of cottage cheese, remember: you're not just curdling a snack, you might be curbing crime too!

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Have you ever wondered if there's a correlation between enjoying a heaping spoonful of cottage cheese and the likelihood of your car getting pinched? Well, brace yourself for some gouda news, because we've peeled back the layers to uncover a potential relationship that is as cheesy as it is compelling. In this paper, we delve into the unlikely yet captivating link between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, presenting findings that are as surprising as finding a pickle in a peanut butter jar.
As we embark on this exhilarating journey, it's important to acknowledge that the intersection of dairy products and crime rates may seem utterly bizarre at first glance. But don't let that whey-lay your curiosity, for as researchers, we must approach every hypothesis with an open mind, even if it's as holey as a block of Swiss cheese. Rest assured, we haven't gone off the deep end - well, not yet!
Our foray into this uncharted territory commenced by gathering and analyzing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. With these somewhat unconventional bedfellows at our side, we meticulously combed through the statistics and unearthed what can only be described as stunning revelations. It's safe to say that we were "whey-sted" to find such a strong correlation, but unlike a chunk of aged cheddar, our findings only got ripe with age.
So, you may be thinking, "What in the name of Emmental could possibly connect these seemingly disparate variables?" Trust us, we anguished over this rind-bending conundrum as much as you do. The correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 that emerged from our analysis raised more eyebrows than a dairy farmer at a comedy show. It's udderly remarkable, wouldn't you agree? And with a p-value of less than 0.01, we were left feeling as smug as a smorgasbord at a wine and cheese party.
Now, before you write this off as just research gone over the rind, bear with us for a moment. The implications of this discovery are as far-reaching as the crunch of a cheese curd, potentially offering a whey forward for crafting crime prevention strategies. The truth is, there's more to cottage cheese than meets the eye – it could very well be the unsung hero in promoting safecurdt and ensuring a feta future for our communities.
As we nibble on the implications of our findings, let them serve as a reminder that science can be as surprising as a chunk of blue cheese hidden among the mozzarella. So, the next time you savor a spoonful of cottage cheese, remember that you're not just indulging in a tasty treat – you might very well be contributing to a cheddar, safer world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis conducted on the relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9326505, implying a strong positive association between the two variables. This significant correlation suggests that as cottage cheese consumption increased, motor vehicle thefts also showed a tendency to rise, making this relationship as intriguing as a mystery cheese from a foreign land.

Fig. 1 illustrates this striking correlation in a visually compelling manner. If pictures could speak, this one would say, "Look at me, I'm as cheesy as it gets!"

The r-squared value of 0.8698370 further supports the strength of the relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. It's as if the data were saying, "I'm not just any correlation; I'm the grand fromage of correlations!"

With a p-value less than 0.01, the likelihood of such a strong association occurring purely by chance is about as rare as finding a four-leaf clover in a field of brie. In other words, our findings are as solid as a block of Parmesan.

The implications of these results may seem as cheesy as a bad pun, but they have potential implications for both crime analysis and public health policies. It's a gouda thing we pursued this research, as it may pave the whey for crime prevention strategies that are as sharp as a cheddar knife.

So, to answer the age-old question, it appears that the love for cottage cheese and the decrease in motor vehicle thefts may indeed go hand in hand. Who would have thought that a tub of cottage cheese could be a vehically effective crime deterrent?

In conclusion, our data suggests that consuming more cottage cheese might just be the whey forward for safer streets. So, remember, the next time you're at the supermarket, choose cottage cheese – because when it comes to reducing crime, it's nacho average option!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Say Cheese! The Whey to a Safer Neighborhood: An Empirical Analysis of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into an unexpected connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we endeavored to untangle the cheesy mystery behind this curious correlation. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021.

While the relationship between these variables may seem as complex and multi-layered as a seven-layer dip, our research indicates a significant positive association between the two, prompting the age-old question: Is it the love for cottage cheese or the lack of motor vehicle theft that truly drives communities to safer streets? Despite the jest, this correlation opens the door for further exploration and paves the whey for potential crime prevention strategies – a curdly serious matter indeed.

As we continue to slice through the data, it's apparent that this research has some sharp implications for crime analysis and public health policies. So, next time you reach for that scoop of cottage cheese, remember: you're not just curdling a snack, you might be curbing crime too!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The matter of cottage cheese consumption and its potential impact on motor vehicle thefts is as intriguing as it is perplexing. Up until this point, academic discourse has largely ignored the possibility of a connection between dairy products and criminal behavior. However, recent empirical studies have begun to shed light on this unexplored phenomenon.
In "Dairy and Delinquency: Exploring the Link Between Cheese and Crime," Smith and Doe present their groundbreaking findings on the relationship between dairy consumption, with a specific focus on cottage cheese, and various criminal activities. Their research points to a statistically significant association, leaving readers udderly astonished at the potential implications.
Meanwhile, Jones et al., in "Whey to Go: An Investigation into Cheese and Criminal Tendencies," further bolster these findings by honing in on the consumption patterns of different cheese varieties and their impact on public safety. Their work postulates that cottage cheese, as a form of dairy product, may possess unique attributes that influence criminal inclinations, although they caution against jumping to cheesy conclusions.
Now, enough with the sharp academia – it's time to add some levity! How about a dad joke to churn things up?
Why did the cheese go to the gym?
To get a little more shredded!
As we transition to a more unconventional set of sources, let's not forget to acknowledge their potential impact on our understanding of this rather unique correlation. In "The Big Cheese: Dairy Products and Deviant Behavior," Lorem and Ipsum take a quirky approach to delving into the dairy-crime relationship, stretching the limits of academic exploration to the realm of puns and jokes.
And let's not overlook the potential inspiration garnered from some non-traditional sources. "Monopoly: The Cheese Edition" might not be a scholarly work, but it provides a thought-provoking concept of connections between items usually not associated with one another, much like our own investigative work.
And now for a cheesy pun that's a bit more aged!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Delving further into the world of speculative fiction, "The Curious Case of the Stolen Brie" explores a world where cottage cheese isn't just a staple food, but a key player in solving grand heists. While not rooted in empirical data, the novel showcases the potential for cottage cheese to take on a life of its own in the realm of crime and intrigue.
To round off our foray into unconventional sources, we also turn to "Clue: The Fromage Edition." While traditionally a game of deduction and mystery, its exploration of whodunnit scenarios involving cheese theft could provide a whimsical reminder that in posing questions about cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, we are, in essence, playing the ultimate game of human behavior Clue.
And now, let's not shy away from one last gouda joke to end this section!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours and interrupts an academic paper?
Provolone!

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis conducted on the relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9326505, implying a strong positive association between the two variables. This significant correlation suggests that as cottage cheese consumption increased, motor vehicle thefts also showed a tendency to rise, making this relationship as intriguing as a mystery cheese from a foreign land.
Fig. 1 illustrates this striking correlation in a visually compelling manner. If pictures could speak, this one would say, "Look at me, I'm as cheesy as it gets!"
The r-squared value of 0.8698370 further supports the strength of the relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. It's as if the data were saying, "I'm not just any correlation; I'm the grand fromage of correlations!"
With a p-value less than 0.01, the likelihood of such a strong association occurring purely by chance is about as rare as finding a four-leaf clover in a field of brie. In other words, our findings are as solid as a block of Parmesan.
The implications of these results may seem as cheesy as a bad pun, but they have potential implications for both crime analysis and public health policies. It's a gouda thing we pursued this research, as it may pave the whey for crime prevention strategies that are as sharp as a cheddar knife.
So, to answer the age-old question, it appears that the love for cottage cheese and the decrease in motor vehicle thefts may indeed go hand in hand. Who would have thought that a tub of cottage cheese could be a vehically effective crime deterrent?
In conclusion, our data suggests that consuming more cottage cheese might just be the whey forward for safer streets. So, remember, the next time you're at the supermarket, choose cottage cheese – because when it comes to reducing crime, it's nacho average option!

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our results certainly put a hefty slice of Swiss on the discussion table. They align with and amplify the findings of previous research, sprinkling a generous serving of support for the intriguing connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. It appears that the relationship is as robust as a wheel of Gouda, providing a solid foundation for further exploration.

Embracing the findings of Smith and Doe, our study underscores the significance of cottage cheese consumption in influencing criminal activities, leaving us feeling as gratified as a successful souffle. The r-squared value of 0.8698370 reaffirms the strength of this association, searing into our consciousness the notion that the love for cottage cheese and reduced motor vehicle thefts may indeed hold hands, almost as harmoniously as cheese and crackers.

Moreover, our results echo the sentiments put forth by Jones et al., affirming that cottage cheese's influence on criminal inclinations is no whey joke. The p-value less than 0.01 bolsters the statistical significance of our findings, making this linkage as unmistakable as the aroma of a pungent Roquefort.

These parallels with previous research provide a tempered ricotta of conviction, suggesting that cottage cheese could be the cheddar-topped secret ingredient to curbing crime rates. Our study not only adds credibility to the notion of cottage cheese as a potential crime deterrent but also a hefty slice of Swiss for additional research in this curdly intriguing domain.

In summary, our findings gratefully complement the prior research and pave the whey for further exploration into crime prevention strategies. Who knew that the humble cottage cheese could be as instrumental in reducing crime as it is versatile in the kitchen? As exhilarating as a well-timed food pun, our research suggests that choosing cottage cheese might just be the whey to go when it comes to enhancing public safety. So, the next time you stock up on dairy products, remember that you could be doing more than just tantalizing your taste buds – you might just be ensuring safer streets and driving the criminals a little more nuts.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Say Cheese! The Whey to a Safer Neighborhood: An Empirical Analysis of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into an unexpected connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we endeavored to untangle the cheesy mystery behind this curious correlation. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021.

While the relationship between these variables may seem as complex and multi-layered as a seven-layer dip, our research indicates a significant positive association between the two, prompting the age-old question: Is it the love for cottage cheese or the lack of motor vehicle theft that truly drives communities to safer streets? Despite the jest, this correlation opens the door for further exploration and paves the whey for potential crime prevention strategies – a curdly serious matter indeed.

As we continue to slice through the data, it's apparent that this research has some sharp implications for crime analysis and public health policies. So, next time you reach for that scoop of cottage cheese, remember: you're not just curdling a snack, you might be curbing crime too!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Have you ever wondered if there's a correlation between enjoying a heaping spoonful of cottage cheese and the likelihood of your car getting pinched? Well, brace yourself for some gouda news, because we've peeled back the layers to uncover a potential relationship that is as cheesy as it is compelling. In this paper, we delve into the unlikely yet captivating link between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, presenting findings that are as surprising as finding a pickle in a peanut butter jar.
As we embark on this exhilarating journey, it's important to acknowledge that the intersection of dairy products and crime rates may seem utterly bizarre at first glance. But don't let that whey-lay your curiosity, for as researchers, we must approach every hypothesis with an open mind, even if it's as holey as a block of Swiss cheese. Rest assured, we haven't gone off the deep end - well, not yet!
Our foray into this uncharted territory commenced by gathering and analyzing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. With these somewhat unconventional bedfellows at our side, we meticulously combed through the statistics and unearthed what can only be described as stunning revelations. It's safe to say that we were "whey-sted" to find such a strong correlation, but unlike a chunk of aged cheddar, our findings only got ripe with age.
So, you may be thinking, "What in the name of Emmental could possibly connect these seemingly disparate variables?" Trust us, we anguished over this rind-bending conundrum as much as you do. The correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 that emerged from our analysis raised more eyebrows than a dairy farmer at a comedy show. It's udderly remarkable, wouldn't you agree? And with a p-value of less than 0.01, we were left feeling as smug as a smorgasbord at a wine and cheese party.
Now, before you write this off as just research gone over the rind, bear with us for a moment. The implications of this discovery are as far-reaching as the crunch of a cheese curd, potentially offering a whey forward for crafting crime prevention strategies. The truth is, there's more to cottage cheese than meets the eye – it could very well be the unsung hero in promoting safecurdt and ensuring a feta future for our communities.
As we nibble on the implications of our findings, let them serve as a reminder that science can be as surprising as a chunk of blue cheese hidden among the mozzarella. So, the next time you savor a spoonful of cottage cheese, remember that you're not just indulging in a tasty treat – you might very well be contributing to a cheddar, safer world.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis conducted on the relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9326505, implying a strong positive association between the two variables. This significant correlation suggests that as cottage cheese consumption increased, motor vehicle thefts also showed a tendency to rise, making this relationship as intriguing as a mystery cheese from a foreign land.
Fig. 1 illustrates this striking correlation in a visually compelling manner. If pictures could speak, this one would say, "Look at me, I'm as cheesy as it gets!"
The r-squared value of 0.8698370 further supports the strength of the relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. It's as if the data were saying, "I'm not just any correlation; I'm the grand fromage of correlations!"
With a p-value less than 0.01, the likelihood of such a strong association occurring purely by chance is about as rare as finding a four-leaf clover in a field of brie. In other words, our findings are as solid as a block of Parmesan.
The implications of these results may seem as cheesy as a bad pun, but they have potential implications for both crime analysis and public health policies. It's a gouda thing we pursued this research, as it may pave the whey for crime prevention strategies that are as sharp as a cheddar knife.
So, to answer the age-old question, it appears that the love for cottage cheese and the decrease in motor vehicle thefts may indeed go hand in hand. Who would have thought that a tub of cottage cheese could be a vehically effective crime deterrent?
In conclusion, our data suggests that consuming more cottage cheese might just be the whey forward for safer streets. So, remember, the next time you're at the supermarket, choose cottage cheese – because when it comes to reducing crime, it's nacho average option!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has demonstrated a remarkably strong correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, showing that the love for dairy delights may be fueling a decrease in crime rates. It seems that when it comes to curbing crime, cottage cheese is indeed the whey forward - talk about a Gouda deterrent! With a correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings are as robust as a wheel of aged Gruyère.

The implications of our research extend beyond the cheese counter and into the realm of crime prevention strategies, offering a curdly serious potential solution to bolster community safety. It turns out that alongside its delicious taste, cottage cheese might just be the unsung hero in safeguarding our neighborhoods - who knew it packed such a punch?

Now, while we've had a 'gouda' time uncovering this cheesy correlation, it's important to acknowledge that there's no 'bleu-sing' the importance of further research and exploration in this area to fully understand the mechanisms behind this unexpectedly strong association. However, it seems we've 'ricotta' go our separate wheys when it comes to studying the link between cottage cheese and motor vehicle thefts - no more research is needed 'cheddar' this matter.

So, as we wrap up this study, let's remember to take everything with a 'grain' of salt and a slice of gouda, for the world of research can be as surprising as a moldy wedge of Roquefort. And next time you're enjoying a scoop of cottage cheese, just think about the cheesy crime-fighting superhero you're supporting - it's 'feta-stically' remarkable!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Say Cheese! The Whey to a Safer Neighborhood: An Empirical Analysis of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Dairy Criminology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Say Cheese! The Whey to a Safer Neighborhood: An Empirical Analysis of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Dairy Economics and Public Safety


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Say Cheese! The Whey to a Safer Neighborhood: An Empirical Analysis of Cottage Cheese Consumption and Motor Vehicle Thefts with an abstract of This research paper delves into an unexpected connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we endeavored to untangle the cheesy mystery behind this curious correlation. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9326505 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 1990 to 2021.
While the relationship between these variables may seem as complex and multi-layered as a seven-layer dip, our research indicates a significant positive association between the two, prompting the age-old question: Is it the love for cottage cheese or the lack of motor vehicle theft that truly drives communities to safer streets? Despite the jest, this correlation opens the door for further exploration and paves the whey for potential crime prevention strategies – a curdly serious matter indeed.
As we continue to slice through the data, it's apparent that this research has some sharp implications for crime analysis and public health policies. So, next time you reach for that scoop of cottage cheese, remember: you're not just curdling a snack, you might be curbing crime too!

ChatGPT:

cottage cheese consumption, motor vehicle thefts, correlation coefficient, USDA data, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, crime prevention strategies, public health policies

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Data details

Cottage cheese consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of Cottage cheese in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with Cottage cheese consumption

Motor vehicle thefts
Detailed data title: The motor vehicle theft rate per 100,000 residents in United States
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Motor vehicle thefts

Correlation r = 0.9326505 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8698370 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 87% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Motor vehicle thefts) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Cottage cheese consumption) over the 32 years from 1990 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 8.04E-15. 0.0000000000000080416634147297
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 8.04E-13% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 124,352,381,892,573 random variables You don't actually need 124 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 31 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 31 because we have two variables measured over a period of 32 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.87, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Cottage cheese consumption (Pounds per person)3.33.23.12.92.82.72.62.62.62.62.62.62.62.62.72.72.62.62.32.42.32.32.32.12.12.12.22.12.12.121.9
Motor vehicle thefts (Motor Vehicle Theft rate)655.8659631.6606.3591.3560.3525.7505.7459.9422.5412.2430.5432.9433.7421.5416.8400.2364.9315.4259.2239.1230230.4221.3215.4222.2237.3237.7230.2220.8246255.9




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([3.3,3.2,3.1,2.9,2.8,2.7,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.7,2.7,2.6,2.6,2.3,2.4,2.3,2.3,2.3,2.1,2.1,2.1,2.2,2.1,2.1,2.1,2,1.9,])
array_2 = np.array([655.8,659,631.6,606.3,591.3,560.3,525.7,505.7,459.9,422.5,412.2,430.5,432.9,433.7,421.5,416.8,400.2,364.9,315.4,259.2,239.1,230,230.4,221.3,215.4,222.2,237.3,237.7,230.2,220.8,246,255.9,])
array_1_name = "Cottage cheese consumption"
array_2_name = "Motor vehicle thefts"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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