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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and the second variable is Google searches for 'i am tired'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

It's just a case of 'window fatigue'! As the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska increased, the state became a hub of visually stimulating displays. People couldn't resist stopping to 'window shop' and soak in the creativity. This led to longer shopping trips, ultimately leaving them saying, "I am tired" from all the window-induced exhaustion! Who knew that Alaska would set the bar so high for window décor that it would literally tire people out. Seems like those displayers and trimmers are real 'pane' providers of tiredness!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a lively Alaskan city street scene captured from above. The street is crammed with elaborately decked storefronts showcasing vibrant clothing and intricate jewelry on flashy displayers. The locals, with weary expressions, wander through the vibrant scene, some typing "i am tired" on their phones. The city is ablaze with sparkling lights and oversized bows adding a touch of festivity to the hustle and bustle. The image exudes a unique blend of weariness and vibrant energy, capturing the contrast of the city's lively ambiance juxtaposed with the weariness of its inhabitants. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and Google searches for 'i am tired'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Data cyber art Cubism Hyper-realistic Hyper-realistic Data cyber art
ChatGPT: Data cyber art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and Google searches for 'i am tired', in the following situation: The increase in merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska caused an increase in Google searches for "i am tired" because the dazzling displays and extravagant trimmings kept Alaskans up at night, leading to widespread exhaustion and the need to vocalize their fatigue online.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling Alaskan city, the streets are lined with elaborate merchandise displayers that showcase colorful clothing and intricate jewelry. Surrounding the displayers, window trimmers meticulously adorn storefronts with shimmering lights and oversized bows. Amidst the dazzling scenes, tired locals can be seen typing "i am tired" into their phones, seeking solace in their fatigue.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Data cyber art ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling Alaskan city, the streets are lined with elaborate merchandise displayers that showcase colorful clothing and intricate jewelry. Surrounding the displayers, window trimmers meticulously adorn storefronts with shimmering lights and oversized bows. Amidst the dazzling scenes, tired locals can be seen typing "i am tired" into their phones, seeking solace in their fatigue. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a lively Alaskan city street scene captured from above. The street is crammed with elaborately decked storefronts showcasing vibrant clothing and intricate jewelry on flashy displayers. The locals, with weary expressions, wander through the vibrant scene, some typing "i am tired" on their phones. The city is ablaze with sparkling lights and oversized bows adding a touch of festivity to the hustle and bustle. The image exudes a unique blend of weariness and vibrant energy, capturing the contrast of the city's lively ambiance juxtaposed with the weariness of its inhabitants.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska caused i am tired (Google searches for 'i am tired') to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches

The Journal of Retail Display and Merchandising Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and Google searches for 'i am tired'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8202948 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska, and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2021, we explored the correlation between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8202948 with a p-value that is statistically significant at p < 0.01, indicating a strong association between the prevalence of window dressers and the public expression of fatigue. This unexpected relationship prompts us to ponder whether the act of creating visually appealing displays and trimming windows may inadvertently contribute to an increase in collective exhaustion, or whether it is a mere coincidence that leaves us, like weary window trimmers, constantly adjusting our perspective.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and Google searches for 'i am tired'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska, and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2021, we explored the correlation between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8202948 with a p-value that is statistically significant at p < 0.01, indicating a strong association between the prevalence of window dressers and the public expression of fatigue. This unexpected relationship prompts us to ponder whether the act of creating visually appealing displays and trimming windows may inadvertently contribute to an increase in collective exhaustion, or whether it is a mere coincidence that leaves us, like weary window trimmers, constantly adjusting our perspective.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The act of window dressing has long been considered an art form, a meticulous craft that demands attention to detail and an eye for aesthetics. However, what if there is more to this practice than meets the eye? What if, hidden beneath the shimmering displays and carefully trimmed windows, lies a subtle influence on the mental and emotional state of the general public?

In this study, we address a quirkier side of the retail world by delving into the realm of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in the unique context of Alaska. Our aim is to explore the potential impact of their work on a widely relatable aspect of human experience - exhaustion. More specifically, we seek to investigate the curious relationship between the number of these creative professionals and the expression of weariness as captured through the lens of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'.

Now, you might be thinking, "What do merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska have to do with collective fatigue?" Well, dear reader, the answer is not as clear-cut as a pristine window display. It is precisely this unexpected and somewhat whimsical correlation that makes our investigation all the more intriguing.

The crux of our inquiry lies in uncovering whether there exists a substantive connection between the efforts of these visual artists and the public's propensity to express feelings of exhaustion. Could it be that the act of meticulously arranging merchandise and adorning windows with festive trims unwittingly contributes to a communal weariness? Or might it be a delightful coincidence that tickles the statistical fancy of the curious minds amongst us?

By delving into this unorthodox investigation, we aim to shed light on the potential ripple effects of seemingly disparate professions on the public's state of mind. However, we must tread carefully, for in this labyrinth of statistical analysis and whimsy, we may find ourselves in need of a restorative cup of coffee, much like the weary souls we aim to understand.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and Google searches for 'i am tired'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska, and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2021, we explored the correlation between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8202948 with a p-value that is statistically significant at p < 0.01, indicating a strong association between the prevalence of window dressers and the public expression of fatigue. This unexpected relationship prompts us to ponder whether the act of creating visually appealing displays and trimming windows may inadvertently contribute to an increase in collective exhaustion, or whether it is a mere coincidence that leaves us, like weary window trimmers, constantly adjusting our perspective.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The act of window dressing has long been considered an art form, a meticulous craft that demands attention to detail and an eye for aesthetics. However, what if there is more to this practice than meets the eye? What if, hidden beneath the shimmering displays and carefully trimmed windows, lies a subtle influence on the mental and emotional state of the general public?
In this study, we address a quirkier side of the retail world by delving into the realm of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in the unique context of Alaska. Our aim is to explore the potential impact of their work on a widely relatable aspect of human experience - exhaustion. More specifically, we seek to investigate the curious relationship between the number of these creative professionals and the expression of weariness as captured through the lens of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'.
Now, you might be thinking, "What do merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska have to do with collective fatigue?" Well, dear reader, the answer is not as clear-cut as a pristine window display. It is precisely this unexpected and somewhat whimsical correlation that makes our investigation all the more intriguing.
The crux of our inquiry lies in uncovering whether there exists a substantive connection between the efforts of these visual artists and the public's propensity to express feelings of exhaustion. Could it be that the act of meticulously arranging merchandise and adorning windows with festive trims unwittingly contributes to a communal weariness? Or might it be a delightful coincidence that tickles the statistical fancy of the curious minds amongst us?
By delving into this unorthodox investigation, we aim to shed light on the potential ripple effects of seemingly disparate professions on the public's state of mind. However, we must tread carefully, for in this labyrinth of statistical analysis and whimsy, we may find ourselves in need of a restorative cup of coffee, much like the weary souls we aim to understand.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Smith (2015) delved into the intricate world of window displays and their impact on consumer behavior, shedding light on the persuasive power of visually appealing arrangements. Doe (2018) further expanded this line of inquiry by examining the psychological effects of window trims on passersby, hinting at the subtle ways in which such adornments can influence mood and perception. Jones (2020) investigated the broader implications of aesthetic environments in retail settings, with a particular focus on the emotional responses elicited by carefully curated displays.

However, as we peer deeper into the seemingly boundless expanse of literature, we arrive at an intersection of empirical inquiry and whimsical curiosity. In "The Art of Window Dressing: A Visualization of Aesthetics and Exhaustion," the authors propose a theory that the bucolic landscapes and breathtaking vistas of Alaska, combined with the creative endeavors of merchandise displayers and window trimmers, serve as a catalyst for weary introspection, leading to an increased proclivity for expressing exasperation through searches for 'i am tired' on Google.

Meanwhile, in the realm of non-fiction, "Energizing Retail Spaces: Strategies for Vitalizing Store Environments" presents practical insights into the revitalization of retail spaces, offering no shortage of puns grounded in the world of window dressings and visual merchandising. In "Exhausted Aesthetics: The Weariness of Windows," the authors take a lighthearted, yet thought-provoking, approach to exploring the potential influence of window trims on the public's emotional state, perhaps hinting at a wry acknowledgement of the fatigue that accompanies this peculiar domain of study.

Turning to the world of fiction, "The Window Trimmed Heart: A Novel of Weariness and Wonder" takes readers on a whimsical journey through the lives of merchandise displayers in a small Alaskan town, interspersed with profound reflections on the art of window dressing and its unanticipated effects on the populace. Additionally, "The Fatigued Display: A Tale of Window Dressers and Weary Woes" weaves a captivating narrative that playfully contemplates the intersection of visual artistry and communal tiredness, inviting readers to reconsider the overlooked intricacies of window displays and the fatigue that may lurk beneath their glossy veneer.

Outside the realm of traditional literature, the investigative journalism series "Tired Tales from the Tundra" offers a humorous, yet insightful, exploration of the quirky lives of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in the frosty landscapes of Alaska, providing a colorful account of their endeavors and the idiosyncrasies that accompany their craft. Furthermore, the animated children's show "Window Wizards: Adventures in Display Land" provides a whimsical portrayal of the fantastical world within windows, offering a playful take on the potential interplay between the enchanting displays and the collective weariness of their creators and admirers alike.

As we traverse this eclectic landscape of literature, we are reminded of the subtle humor and unexpected depth that pervades the inquiry into the link between merchandise displayers, window trimmers, and the expression of exhaustion in Google searches. It is within this delightful tapestry of perspectives that we find ourselves both amused and enlightened, poised to unravel the enigmatic connection between the art of window dressing and the manifestation of weariness in the digital sphere.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and Google searches for 'i am tired'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska, and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2021, we explored the correlation between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8202948 with a p-value that is statistically significant at p < 0.01, indicating a strong association between the prevalence of window dressers and the public expression of fatigue. This unexpected relationship prompts us to ponder whether the act of creating visually appealing displays and trimming windows may inadvertently contribute to an increase in collective exhaustion, or whether it is a mere coincidence that leaves us, like weary window trimmers, constantly adjusting our perspective.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The act of window dressing has long been considered an art form, a meticulous craft that demands attention to detail and an eye for aesthetics. However, what if there is more to this practice than meets the eye? What if, hidden beneath the shimmering displays and carefully trimmed windows, lies a subtle influence on the mental and emotional state of the general public?
In this study, we address a quirkier side of the retail world by delving into the realm of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in the unique context of Alaska. Our aim is to explore the potential impact of their work on a widely relatable aspect of human experience - exhaustion. More specifically, we seek to investigate the curious relationship between the number of these creative professionals and the expression of weariness as captured through the lens of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'.
Now, you might be thinking, "What do merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska have to do with collective fatigue?" Well, dear reader, the answer is not as clear-cut as a pristine window display. It is precisely this unexpected and somewhat whimsical correlation that makes our investigation all the more intriguing.
The crux of our inquiry lies in uncovering whether there exists a substantive connection between the efforts of these visual artists and the public's propensity to express feelings of exhaustion. Could it be that the act of meticulously arranging merchandise and adorning windows with festive trims unwittingly contributes to a communal weariness? Or might it be a delightful coincidence that tickles the statistical fancy of the curious minds amongst us?
By delving into this unorthodox investigation, we aim to shed light on the potential ripple effects of seemingly disparate professions on the public's state of mind. However, we must tread carefully, for in this labyrinth of statistical analysis and whimsy, we may find ourselves in need of a restorative cup of coffee, much like the weary souls we aim to understand.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To embark on this whimsical yet statistically rigorous journey of investigating the connection between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and the expression of fatigue in Google searches, we endeavored to employ a methodology that reflects both precision and a nod to the unanticipated nature of our inquiry.

Firstly, we scoured the digital landscape (well, mostly the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends) from the years 2004 to 2021, in search of data pertaining to the employment of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in the scenic expanse of Alaska. Our intrepid quest through this digital frontier led us to an extensive dataset that provided insights into the ebb and flow of these visual artists' presence in the northernmost state of the United States.

Then, in a display of statistical showmanship akin to a well-crafted window exhibit, we artfully extracted data on the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired' within the Alaskan domain. This process involved an intricate dance with search analytics and trend patterns, all culminating in the acquisition of a wealth of information indicative of the public's open expression of weariness.

With our arsenal of data gathered, we proceeded to orchestrate a delicate pas de deux between statistical analyses. Our calculations, resembling the choreography of a carefully choreographed display, involved the computation of correlation coefficients and the infamous p-values. These analytical maneuvers allowed us to unveil the hidden connections between the numbers of merchandise displayers and window trimmers and the virtual sighs of exhaustion permeating the digital realm.

Our statistical tango unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8202948, with a p-value that waltzed gracefully below the threshold of significance at p < 0.01. This elegant statistical ballet illuminated a striking association between the abundance of visual artisans and the public acknowledgment of fatigue, prompting a collective raising of brows akin to discovering an unexpected item on a meticulously crafted window display.

Intrigued by the resonance of our findings, we proceeded to conduct robust sensitivity analyses, akin to scrutinizing every minute detail of a carefully trimmed window, ensuring the stability and reliability of our results. This exhaustive examination reinforced the robustness of our conclusions, further cementing the unexpected yet undeniable relationship between these seemingly disparate elements.

Through this blend of statistical prowess and whimsical inquiry, we have captured a snapshot of the captivating dance between the world of visual aesthetics and the collective expression of fatigue. Our exploration, much like a captivating window display, challenges conventional expectations, beckoning us to ponder the intricate interplay of seemingly unrelated elements in the fabric of human experience.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and Google searches for 'i am tired'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8202948, r-squared of 0.6728835, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska, and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2021, we explored the correlation between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8202948 with a p-value that is statistically significant at p < 0.01, indicating a strong association between the prevalence of window dressers and the public expression of fatigue. This unexpected relationship prompts us to ponder whether the act of creating visually appealing displays and trimming windows may inadvertently contribute to an increase in collective exhaustion, or whether it is a mere coincidence that leaves us, like weary window trimmers, constantly adjusting our perspective.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The act of window dressing has long been considered an art form, a meticulous craft that demands attention to detail and an eye for aesthetics. However, what if there is more to this practice than meets the eye? What if, hidden beneath the shimmering displays and carefully trimmed windows, lies a subtle influence on the mental and emotional state of the general public?
In this study, we address a quirkier side of the retail world by delving into the realm of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in the unique context of Alaska. Our aim is to explore the potential impact of their work on a widely relatable aspect of human experience - exhaustion. More specifically, we seek to investigate the curious relationship between the number of these creative professionals and the expression of weariness as captured through the lens of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'.
Now, you might be thinking, "What do merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska have to do with collective fatigue?" Well, dear reader, the answer is not as clear-cut as a pristine window display. It is precisely this unexpected and somewhat whimsical correlation that makes our investigation all the more intriguing.
The crux of our inquiry lies in uncovering whether there exists a substantive connection between the efforts of these visual artists and the public's propensity to express feelings of exhaustion. Could it be that the act of meticulously arranging merchandise and adorning windows with festive trims unwittingly contributes to a communal weariness? Or might it be a delightful coincidence that tickles the statistical fancy of the curious minds amongst us?
By delving into this unorthodox investigation, we aim to shed light on the potential ripple effects of seemingly disparate professions on the public's state of mind. However, we must tread carefully, for in this labyrinth of statistical analysis and whimsy, we may find ourselves in need of a restorative cup of coffee, much like the weary souls we aim to understand.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the data collected revealed a notable correlation between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'. Over the time span from 2004 to 2021, our research team found a correlation coefficient of 0.8202948, indicating a strong positive relationship between these variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.6728835, signifying that approximately 67.3% of the variation in 'i am tired' Google searches can be attributed to the variation in the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers. Moreover, the p-value computed was less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence in support of the significant association between the two factors.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) displayed a striking pattern, visually depicting the robust correlation observed in our analysis. The data points formed a clear upwards trend, affirming the linkage between the prevalence of merchandise displayers and window trimmers and the manifestation of exhaustion in the form of Google searches for 'i am tired'.

These findings not only illuminate an unexpected connection between seemingly unrelated domains but also spark contemplation about the role of visual aesthetics and creativity in shaping collective sentiments of weariness. The intriguing nature of this correlation beckons one to ponder whether the arts of merchandise display and window trimming may inadvertently contribute to an upsurge in communal fatigue, or whether this statistical alignment is a mere whimsical curiosity amidst the complex tapestry of human behaviors.

These results not only highlight the unusual interplay of factors in shaping public expressions but also beckon the curious minds amongst us to consider the unseen influences that stealthily permeate our daily lives. As we navigate this humorous journey of statistical inquiry, we are reminded that the mysteries of human behavior, much like a well-crafted window display, are often layered with unexpected surprises and delightful intricacies.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and Google searches for 'i am tired'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska, and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2021, we explored the correlation between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8202948 with a p-value that is statistically significant at p < 0.01, indicating a strong association between the prevalence of window dressers and the public expression of fatigue. This unexpected relationship prompts us to ponder whether the act of creating visually appealing displays and trimming windows may inadvertently contribute to an increase in collective exhaustion, or whether it is a mere coincidence that leaves us, like weary window trimmers, constantly adjusting our perspective.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith (2015) delved into the intricate world of window displays and their impact on consumer behavior, shedding light on the persuasive power of visually appealing arrangements. Doe (2018) further expanded this line of inquiry by examining the psychological effects of window trims on passersby, hinting at the subtle ways in which such adornments can influence mood and perception. Jones (2020) investigated the broader implications of aesthetic environments in retail settings, with a particular focus on the emotional responses elicited by carefully curated displays.
However, as we peer deeper into the seemingly boundless expanse of literature, we arrive at an intersection of empirical inquiry and whimsical curiosity. In "The Art of Window Dressing: A Visualization of Aesthetics and Exhaustion," the authors propose a theory that the bucolic landscapes and breathtaking vistas of Alaska, combined with the creative endeavors of merchandise displayers and window trimmers, serve as a catalyst for weary introspection, leading to an increased proclivity for expressing exasperation through searches for 'i am tired' on Google.
Meanwhile, in the realm of non-fiction, "Energizing Retail Spaces: Strategies for Vitalizing Store Environments" presents practical insights into the revitalization of retail spaces, offering no shortage of puns grounded in the world of window dressings and visual merchandising. In "Exhausted Aesthetics: The Weariness of Windows," the authors take a lighthearted, yet thought-provoking, approach to exploring the potential influence of window trims on the public's emotional state, perhaps hinting at a wry acknowledgement of the fatigue that accompanies this peculiar domain of study.
Turning to the world of fiction, "The Window Trimmed Heart: A Novel of Weariness and Wonder" takes readers on a whimsical journey through the lives of merchandise displayers in a small Alaskan town, interspersed with profound reflections on the art of window dressing and its unanticipated effects on the populace. Additionally, "The Fatigued Display: A Tale of Window Dressers and Weary Woes" weaves a captivating narrative that playfully contemplates the intersection of visual artistry and communal tiredness, inviting readers to reconsider the overlooked intricacies of window displays and the fatigue that may lurk beneath their glossy veneer.
Outside the realm of traditional literature, the investigative journalism series "Tired Tales from the Tundra" offers a humorous, yet insightful, exploration of the quirky lives of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in the frosty landscapes of Alaska, providing a colorful account of their endeavors and the idiosyncrasies that accompany their craft. Furthermore, the animated children's show "Window Wizards: Adventures in Display Land" provides a whimsical portrayal of the fantastical world within windows, offering a playful take on the potential interplay between the enchanting displays and the collective weariness of their creators and admirers alike.
As we traverse this eclectic landscape of literature, we are reminded of the subtle humor and unexpected depth that pervades the inquiry into the link between merchandise displayers, window trimmers, and the expression of exhaustion in Google searches. It is within this delightful tapestry of perspectives that we find ourselves both amused and enlightened, poised to unravel the enigmatic connection between the art of window dressing and the manifestation of weariness in the digital sphere.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data collected revealed a notable correlation between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'. Over the time span from 2004 to 2021, our research team found a correlation coefficient of 0.8202948, indicating a strong positive relationship between these variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.6728835, signifying that approximately 67.3% of the variation in 'i am tired' Google searches can be attributed to the variation in the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers. Moreover, the p-value computed was less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence in support of the significant association between the two factors.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) displayed a striking pattern, visually depicting the robust correlation observed in our analysis. The data points formed a clear upwards trend, affirming the linkage between the prevalence of merchandise displayers and window trimmers and the manifestation of exhaustion in the form of Google searches for 'i am tired'.
These findings not only illuminate an unexpected connection between seemingly unrelated domains but also spark contemplation about the role of visual aesthetics and creativity in shaping collective sentiments of weariness. The intriguing nature of this correlation beckons one to ponder whether the arts of merchandise display and window trimming may inadvertently contribute to an upsurge in communal fatigue, or whether this statistical alignment is a mere whimsical curiosity amidst the complex tapestry of human behaviors.
These results not only highlight the unusual interplay of factors in shaping public expressions but also beckon the curious minds amongst us to consider the unseen influences that stealthily permeate our daily lives. As we navigate this humorous journey of statistical inquiry, we are reminded that the mysteries of human behavior, much like a well-crafted window display, are often layered with unexpected surprises and delightful intricacies.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study have brought to light a previously unexplored and somewhat whimsical relationship between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and the frequency of Google searches for 'i am tired'. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8202948, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, provides compelling evidence in support of a significant association between these seemingly disparate variables. These findings not only contribute to the growing body of research on the influence of visual aesthetics and creative pursuits on public sentiment but also invite a lighthearted contemplation of the potential impact of window dressing on the collective weariness of the populace.

The literature review that preceded our investigation provided an entertaining and enlightening backdrop to our inquiry. As we meandered through the pages of scholarly works and whimsical narratives, we could not help but recall the playful theory proposed in "The Art of Window Dressing: A Visualization of Aesthetics and Exhaustion." This theory touched upon the notion that the picturesque landscapes of Alaska, adorned with the creative endeavors of merchandise displayers and window trimmers, could serve as a catalyst for communal tiredness. Little did we anticipate that our empirical study would lend statistical support to this fanciful conjecture. It is a testament to the delightful intersection of academic inquiry and imaginative contemplation that has permeated the exploration of this unexpected correlation.

In a similarly lighthearted vein, "Energizing Retail Spaces: Strategies for Vitalizing Store Environments" offered a trove of puns grounded in the world of window dressings, playfully hinting at the potential for weariness lurking beneath the glossy veneer of these enchanting displays. Our research has, in a way, validated these playful musings by revealing a tangible link between the activities of merchandise displayers and window trimmers, and the expression of exhaustion in the digital realm.

The scatterplot, vividly illustrating the pronounced upward trend between the prevalence of merchandise displayers and window trimmers, and the frequency of 'i am tired' Google searches, serves as a visual testament to the unexpected alignment of these factors. This whimsical journey through statistical inquiry not only reaffirms the delightful tapestry of human behaviors but also beckons us to consider the nuanced influences that shape our collective experiences.

In conclusion, the inextricable link between the art of window dressing and the manifestation of weariness in Google searches provides a whimsical yet thought-provoking lens through which to peer into the intricate interplay of visual aesthetics and communal sentiments. This study, while initially lighthearted and offbeat in its premise, has unraveled a statistical curiosity, reminding us that the enigmatic mysteries of human behavior are often accompanied by unexpected surprises and delightful intricacies.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and Google searches for 'i am tired'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska, and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2021, we explored the correlation between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8202948 with a p-value that is statistically significant at p < 0.01, indicating a strong association between the prevalence of window dressers and the public expression of fatigue. This unexpected relationship prompts us to ponder whether the act of creating visually appealing displays and trimming windows may inadvertently contribute to an increase in collective exhaustion, or whether it is a mere coincidence that leaves us, like weary window trimmers, constantly adjusting our perspective.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The act of window dressing has long been considered an art form, a meticulous craft that demands attention to detail and an eye for aesthetics. However, what if there is more to this practice than meets the eye? What if, hidden beneath the shimmering displays and carefully trimmed windows, lies a subtle influence on the mental and emotional state of the general public?
In this study, we address a quirkier side of the retail world by delving into the realm of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in the unique context of Alaska. Our aim is to explore the potential impact of their work on a widely relatable aspect of human experience - exhaustion. More specifically, we seek to investigate the curious relationship between the number of these creative professionals and the expression of weariness as captured through the lens of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'.
Now, you might be thinking, "What do merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska have to do with collective fatigue?" Well, dear reader, the answer is not as clear-cut as a pristine window display. It is precisely this unexpected and somewhat whimsical correlation that makes our investigation all the more intriguing.
The crux of our inquiry lies in uncovering whether there exists a substantive connection between the efforts of these visual artists and the public's propensity to express feelings of exhaustion. Could it be that the act of meticulously arranging merchandise and adorning windows with festive trims unwittingly contributes to a communal weariness? Or might it be a delightful coincidence that tickles the statistical fancy of the curious minds amongst us?
By delving into this unorthodox investigation, we aim to shed light on the potential ripple effects of seemingly disparate professions on the public's state of mind. However, we must tread carefully, for in this labyrinth of statistical analysis and whimsy, we may find ourselves in need of a restorative cup of coffee, much like the weary souls we aim to understand.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data collected revealed a notable correlation between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'. Over the time span from 2004 to 2021, our research team found a correlation coefficient of 0.8202948, indicating a strong positive relationship between these variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.6728835, signifying that approximately 67.3% of the variation in 'i am tired' Google searches can be attributed to the variation in the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers. Moreover, the p-value computed was less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence in support of the significant association between the two factors.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) displayed a striking pattern, visually depicting the robust correlation observed in our analysis. The data points formed a clear upwards trend, affirming the linkage between the prevalence of merchandise displayers and window trimmers and the manifestation of exhaustion in the form of Google searches for 'i am tired'.
These findings not only illuminate an unexpected connection between seemingly unrelated domains but also spark contemplation about the role of visual aesthetics and creativity in shaping collective sentiments of weariness. The intriguing nature of this correlation beckons one to ponder whether the arts of merchandise display and window trimming may inadvertently contribute to an upsurge in communal fatigue, or whether this statistical alignment is a mere whimsical curiosity amidst the complex tapestry of human behaviors.
These results not only highlight the unusual interplay of factors in shaping public expressions but also beckon the curious minds amongst us to consider the unseen influences that stealthily permeate our daily lives. As we navigate this humorous journey of statistical inquiry, we are reminded that the mysteries of human behavior, much like a well-crafted window display, are often layered with unexpected surprises and delightful intricacies.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has ventured into the whimsical realm of window dressing and stumbled upon a correlation that has left us, much like a tired window trimmer, contemplating the mysteries of human behavior. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8202948 and a p-value of less than 0.01 have shed light on the unexpected relationship between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska and the frequency of Google searches for 'i am tired'. As we delved into this quirky correlation, it became apparent that our findings highlight the potential intersection of creative visual arts and the manifestation of collective weariness. This serves as a gentle reminder that the world of statistical inquiry is not devoid of whimsy and unexpected connections, much like stumbling upon a hidden gem in a cluttered display.

Our results, while intriguing, also invite a sense of lighthearted contemplation as we ponder whether the act of fashioning dazzling displays and adorning windows with festive trims holds a hidden influence on the public's expressions of exhaustion. The thought-provoking nature of this correlation leads us to whimsically wonder whether tired souls turn to Google in search of solace, only to be met with the digital caress of weariness. This study has not only revealed a statistically significant association but has also introduced a touch of whimsy into the often-serious domain of statistical inquiry.

In light of these findings, we confidently assert that further research into the link between merchandise displayers, window trimmers, and the expression of exhaustion in Google searches is unnecessary. Our exploration has illuminated the unexpected connections that weave through the fabric of human experience, offering a humorous twist in the world of statistical investigations. Like a well-crafted window display, this correlation affirms that even in the world of rigorous analysis, the whimsical and the unexpected often hold sway, leaving us with a sly grin and a newfound appreciation for the playful dance of statistical curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Retail Display and Merchandising Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Decorative Display Fatigue Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Window Dressing Fatigue: An Examination of the Relationship Between Merchandise Displayers, Window Trimmers, and the Expression of Exhaustion in Google Searches with an abstract of This paper investigates the potential link between the number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska, and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'i am tired'. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2021, we explored the correlation between these seemingly unrelated factors. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8202948 with a p-value that is statistically significant at p < 0.01, indicating a strong association between the prevalence of window dressers and the public expression of fatigue. This unexpected relationship prompts us to ponder whether the act of creating visually appealing displays and trimming windows may inadvertently contribute to an increase in collective exhaustion, or whether it is a mere coincidence that leaves us, like weary window trimmers, constantly adjusting our perspective.

ChatGPT:

merchandise displayers, window trimmers, retail workers, fatigue, exhaustion, job stress, occupational hazards, workplace health, Google searches, Bureau of Labor Statistics, correlation analysis, visual merchandising, window dressing trends, retail industry, Alaska, Google Trends data

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The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
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Google searches for 'i am tired'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'i am tired' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.8202948 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6728835 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 67.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'i am tired') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska) over the 18 years from 2004 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.06E-5. 0.0000305949881732676040000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.82 in 0.00306% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 32,685 random variables You don't actually need 32 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 17 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 17 because we have two variables measured over a period of 18 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.57, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska (Laborers)701205080120130140530460150180190270290370350500530
Google searches for 'i am tired' (Rel. search volume)2220.833319.416720.7526.253445.916758.083360.583358.583359.7557.7557.166759.416763.333369.7574.166782




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([70,120,50,80,120,130,140,530,460,150,180,190,270,290,370,350,500,530,])
array_2 = np.array([22,20.8333,19.4167,20.75,26.25,34,45.9167,58.0833,60.5833,58.5833,59.75,57.75,57.1667,59.4167,63.3333,69.75,74.1667,82,])
array_1_name = "The number of merchandise displayers and window trimmers in Alaska"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'i am tired'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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