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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The distance between Mercury and Earth and the second variable is The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The gravitational tug-of-war between the two planets was creating cosmic stress for pets, leading to a higher demand for veterinary assistants in North Dakota. As the distance increased, so did the need for compassionate care for these celestial critters. It was truly a case of Mercury's retro-"purr"spective effect on the local veterinary industry!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An image is generated that looks like it is a scene from a Disney movie, showing Mercury and Earth orbiting in space. Mercury appears closer to Earth than usual. On Earth, there is a bustling veterinary clinic in North Dakota, with a line of pets and their owners waiting to be seen. Inside, there is a group of veterinary assistants working diligently to care for the increased number of furry patients. The cosmic energy from the alignment of Mercury and Earth is palpable, and the veterinary assistants are busy tending to the pets as the celestial event leads to an influx of visitors to the clinic. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The distance between Mercury and Earth and The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Glitch art Steampunk Cute cartoon Pop art An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The distance between Mercury and Earth and The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota, in the following situation: Because as Mercury aligns with Earth, pets on Earth feel cosmic energy shifts, leading to increased visitations to North Dakota veterinary clinics, thus requiring more veterinary assistants.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In this visual scene, Mercury and Earth are seen orbiting in space, with Mercury appearing closer to Earth than usual. On Earth, we see a bustling veterinary clinic in North Dakota, with a line of pets and their owners waiting to be seen. Inside, there is a group of veterinary assistants working diligently to care for the increased number of furry patients. The cosmic energy from the alignment of Mercury and Earth is palpable, and the veterinary assistants are busy tending to the pets as the celestial event leads to an influx of visitors to the clinic.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie ] and depicting this scene: In this visual scene, Mercury and Earth are seen orbiting in space, with Mercury appearing closer to Earth than usual. On Earth, we see a bustling veterinary clinic in North Dakota, with a line of pets and their owners waiting to be seen. Inside, there is a group of veterinary assistants working diligently to care for the increased number of furry patients. The cosmic energy from the alignment of Mercury and Earth is palpable, and the veterinary assistants are busy tending to the pets as the celestial event leads to an influx of visitors to the clinic. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An image is generated that looks like it is a scene from a Disney movie, showing Mercury and Earth orbiting in space. Mercury appears closer to Earth than usual. On Earth, there is a bustling veterinary clinic in North Dakota, with a line of pets and their owners waiting to be seen. Inside, there is a group of veterinary assistants working diligently to care for the increased number of furry patients. The cosmic energy from the alignment of Mercury and Earth is palpable, and the veterinary assistants are busy tending to the pets as the celestial event leads to an influx of visitors to the clinic.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in The distance between Mercury and Earth positively influenced The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Out of This World Connections: The Feline Factor in North Dakota's Veterinary Assistance Workforce

The Journal of Interstellar Veterinary Medicine

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Mercury and Earth and The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from Caclculated using Astropy and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of This World Connections: The Feline Factor in North Dakota's Veterinary Assistance Workforce"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the peculiar link between the distance between Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Despite Mercury being the closest planet to the Sun, and North Dakota being far from the tumultuous events of the cosmos, our research team detected a surprising correlation. Using data from Astropy and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2003 to 2022, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings suggest that the celestial dance between Mercury and Earth may have a paw-sitive influence on the demand for veterinary assistance in this northern state. This peculiar correlation raises intriguing questions about the cosmic forces at play in our very own earthly affairs.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Mercury and Earth and The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of This World Connections: The Feline Factor in North Dakota's Veterinary Assistance Workforce"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the peculiar link between the distance between Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Despite Mercury being the closest planet to the Sun, and North Dakota being far from the tumultuous events of the cosmos, our research team detected a surprising correlation. Using data from Astropy and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2003 to 2022, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings suggest that the celestial dance between Mercury and Earth may have a paw-sitive influence on the demand for veterinary assistance in this northern state. This peculiar correlation raises intriguing questions about the cosmic forces at play in our very own earthly affairs.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Greetings, cosmic comrades and statistical sleuths! As we set our sights on the celestial heavens and the down-to-earth domain of veterinary assistance, we embark on a quest to unravel a most enigmatic connection. Picture this: a celestial ballet unfolds in the vast expanse of space, with Mercury twirling around the Sun while Earth boogies in its own orbit. Meanwhile, in the picturesque plains of North Dakota, a different kind of dance is taking place—an intricate tango of veterinarian analysis and feline care. Now, what if I told you that these seemingly unrelated realms are entwined in a cosmic feline-fueled phenomenon that defies the laws of space and statistics?

Unveiling the interstellar curtain and delving into the earthly realm of North Dakota's veterinary assistance workforce, we are confronted with a seemingly inconceivable correlation. While Mercury sits at the forefront of our planetary congregation, Earth goes about its business at a distance that elicits both awe and curiosity. However, as we delve into the statistical tapestry that intertwines celestial coordinates with the professional pursuits of veterinary assistants in the northern reaches of the United States, a peculiar relationship presents itself.

Indeed, our investigation has led us to a discovery that tiptoes along the boundaries of cosmic whimsy and empirical inquiry. The alignment between the distance separating Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota has ignited a spark of scientific intrigue, prompting us to scrutinize this unexpected correlation with equal parts methodological rigor and cosmic curiosity.

In this paper, we present the fruit of our labor—a comprehensive analysis born from the fusion of astronomical data from Astropy and labor statistics gleaned from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Our exploration spans nearly two decades, from the year 2003 to 2022, unearthing a correlation coefficient that defies traditional expectations and a p-value that beckons for cosmic contemplation. As we peer into the depths of our findings, a tantalizing correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value shimmering at less than 0.01 emerge, inviting us to ponder the celestial forces that may very well release a cosmic "purr" over the veterinary landscape of North Dakota.

Thus, we invite you to join us on this whimsical journey—where the gravitational pulls of planetary neighbors and the labor dynamics of the northern frontiers converge in a cosmic symphony. Our pursuit beckons us to chew on the meaty questions of causation, cosmic coincidence, and the potential impacts of celestial bodies on earthly vocations. So buckle up, dust off your astrolabe, and prep your statistical toolkit, for we are about to embark on a journey that defies conventional wisdom and delivers a scientific spectacle that is truly out of this world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Mercury and Earth and The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of This World Connections: The Feline Factor in North Dakota's Veterinary Assistance Workforce"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the peculiar link between the distance between Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Despite Mercury being the closest planet to the Sun, and North Dakota being far from the tumultuous events of the cosmos, our research team detected a surprising correlation. Using data from Astropy and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2003 to 2022, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings suggest that the celestial dance between Mercury and Earth may have a paw-sitive influence on the demand for veterinary assistance in this northern state. This peculiar correlation raises intriguing questions about the cosmic forces at play in our very own earthly affairs.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Greetings, cosmic comrades and statistical sleuths! As we set our sights on the celestial heavens and the down-to-earth domain of veterinary assistance, we embark on a quest to unravel a most enigmatic connection. Picture this: a celestial ballet unfolds in the vast expanse of space, with Mercury twirling around the Sun while Earth boogies in its own orbit. Meanwhile, in the picturesque plains of North Dakota, a different kind of dance is taking place—an intricate tango of veterinarian analysis and feline care. Now, what if I told you that these seemingly unrelated realms are entwined in a cosmic feline-fueled phenomenon that defies the laws of space and statistics?
Unveiling the interstellar curtain and delving into the earthly realm of North Dakota's veterinary assistance workforce, we are confronted with a seemingly inconceivable correlation. While Mercury sits at the forefront of our planetary congregation, Earth goes about its business at a distance that elicits both awe and curiosity. However, as we delve into the statistical tapestry that intertwines celestial coordinates with the professional pursuits of veterinary assistants in the northern reaches of the United States, a peculiar relationship presents itself.
Indeed, our investigation has led us to a discovery that tiptoes along the boundaries of cosmic whimsy and empirical inquiry. The alignment between the distance separating Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota has ignited a spark of scientific intrigue, prompting us to scrutinize this unexpected correlation with equal parts methodological rigor and cosmic curiosity.
In this paper, we present the fruit of our labor—a comprehensive analysis born from the fusion of astronomical data from Astropy and labor statistics gleaned from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Our exploration spans nearly two decades, from the year 2003 to 2022, unearthing a correlation coefficient that defies traditional expectations and a p-value that beckons for cosmic contemplation. As we peer into the depths of our findings, a tantalizing correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value shimmering at less than 0.01 emerge, inviting us to ponder the celestial forces that may very well release a cosmic "purr" over the veterinary landscape of North Dakota.
Thus, we invite you to join us on this whimsical journey—where the gravitational pulls of planetary neighbors and the labor dynamics of the northern frontiers converge in a cosmic symphony. Our pursuit beckons us to chew on the meaty questions of causation, cosmic coincidence, and the potential impacts of celestial bodies on earthly vocations. So buckle up, dust off your astrolabe, and prep your statistical toolkit, for we are about to embark on a journey that defies conventional wisdom and delivers a scientific spectacle that is truly out of this world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2010) delved into the enigmatic realms of celestial bodies and earthly occupations, examining the potential interplay between cosmic forces and labor dynamics. The authors' rigorous analysis of planetary positions and workforce trends laid a foundation for our own investigation, offering tantalizing hints at the cosmic whimsy that may underpin the vocational landscapes of our earthly domain. Building upon this foundation, the work of Jones et al. (2015) further illuminated the intricate dance between the celestial and the terrestrial, shedding light on the potential reverberations of planetary configurations in our earthly affairs.

The celestial pull of Mercury and its influence on the professional pursuits of veterinary assistants in North Dakota may seem like a cosmic joke, but our findings paint a different picture. The unexpected link between these seemingly unrelated phenomena invites us to ponder the intricacies of causation and the role of celestial bodies in shaping our earthly pursuits.

Venturing into the realm of non-fiction literature, "The Universe Within: Discovering the Common Ground Between Earth and Beyond" by Cosmos Explorer provides a sweeping exploration of the cosmic interconnections that govern the universe. While "The Paws and Planets: A Feline Guide to Cosmic Phenomena" by AstroCat sheds light on the whimsical feline-centric interpretations of planetary alignments, sparking contemplation about the cosmic influences on our earthly endeavors.

In the realm of fiction, works such as "Stellar Paws: A Celestial Cat's Guide to Astrological Anomalies" and "Mercury Meets Marmalade: A Cosmic Cat Tale" offer whimsical narratives that tantalize the imagination, weaving tales of feline adventures amidst celestial marvels.

Drawing upon childhood inspirations, the animated series "Catstronauth" and "PawPatrol: Planetary Paws" take young viewers on cosmic escapades, infusing feline charm into the context of interplanetary exploration and celestial phenomena. These narratives, though designed for youthful entertainment, echo the peculiar intersection of feline companionship and celestial marvels that we have unearthed in our own scholarly pursuits.

The unexpected link between the distance separating Mercury and Earth and the demand for veterinary assistants in North Dakota may seem like a cosmic punchline, but as our analysis has revealed, it holds substantial empirical weight. The paw-sible influence of celestial forces on the professional pursuits of veterinary assistants in this northern state opens a portal to a world of scientific whimsy, beckoning researchers and enthusiasts alike to explore the cosmic mysteries that enliven our earthly endeavors.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Mercury and Earth and The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2003 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of This World Connections: The Feline Factor in North Dakota's Veterinary Assistance Workforce"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the peculiar link between the distance between Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Despite Mercury being the closest planet to the Sun, and North Dakota being far from the tumultuous events of the cosmos, our research team detected a surprising correlation. Using data from Astropy and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2003 to 2022, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings suggest that the celestial dance between Mercury and Earth may have a paw-sitive influence on the demand for veterinary assistance in this northern state. This peculiar correlation raises intriguing questions about the cosmic forces at play in our very own earthly affairs.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Greetings, cosmic comrades and statistical sleuths! As we set our sights on the celestial heavens and the down-to-earth domain of veterinary assistance, we embark on a quest to unravel a most enigmatic connection. Picture this: a celestial ballet unfolds in the vast expanse of space, with Mercury twirling around the Sun while Earth boogies in its own orbit. Meanwhile, in the picturesque plains of North Dakota, a different kind of dance is taking place—an intricate tango of veterinarian analysis and feline care. Now, what if I told you that these seemingly unrelated realms are entwined in a cosmic feline-fueled phenomenon that defies the laws of space and statistics?
Unveiling the interstellar curtain and delving into the earthly realm of North Dakota's veterinary assistance workforce, we are confronted with a seemingly inconceivable correlation. While Mercury sits at the forefront of our planetary congregation, Earth goes about its business at a distance that elicits both awe and curiosity. However, as we delve into the statistical tapestry that intertwines celestial coordinates with the professional pursuits of veterinary assistants in the northern reaches of the United States, a peculiar relationship presents itself.
Indeed, our investigation has led us to a discovery that tiptoes along the boundaries of cosmic whimsy and empirical inquiry. The alignment between the distance separating Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota has ignited a spark of scientific intrigue, prompting us to scrutinize this unexpected correlation with equal parts methodological rigor and cosmic curiosity.
In this paper, we present the fruit of our labor—a comprehensive analysis born from the fusion of astronomical data from Astropy and labor statistics gleaned from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Our exploration spans nearly two decades, from the year 2003 to 2022, unearthing a correlation coefficient that defies traditional expectations and a p-value that beckons for cosmic contemplation. As we peer into the depths of our findings, a tantalizing correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value shimmering at less than 0.01 emerge, inviting us to ponder the celestial forces that may very well release a cosmic "purr" over the veterinary landscape of North Dakota.
Thus, we invite you to join us on this whimsical journey—where the gravitational pulls of planetary neighbors and the labor dynamics of the northern frontiers converge in a cosmic symphony. Our pursuit beckons us to chew on the meaty questions of causation, cosmic coincidence, and the potential impacts of celestial bodies on earthly vocations. So buckle up, dust off your astrolabe, and prep your statistical toolkit, for we are about to embark on a journey that defies conventional wisdom and delivers a scientific spectacle that is truly out of this world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

Ah, the methodology - the stellar blueprint for our cosmic caper! In this section, we unveil the astrophysical alchemy and statistical sleuthing that fueled our investigation into the interstellar tango between the distance of Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in the enchanting plains of North Dakota. Our cosmic safari into this peculiar correlation was not for the faint-hearted or the humorless, as we navigated through the celestial highways and earthly pastures armed with p-values, correlation coefficients, and a dash of whimsy.

[data Collection]
Our enthralling odyssey began with a quest for data - a hunt that led us to the sweeping plains of the internet and the cosmic archives of Astropy and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Gleaned from the digital cornucopia, our data spanned from the celestial year of 2003 to the earthly den of 2022. With data in hand, our cosmic stewards sifted through the galactic archives, discerning the distance between Mercury and Earth and the count of veterinary assistants gracing the hospitable lands of North Dakota.

[Data Analysis]
Our celestial coterie harnessed the power of statistical sorcery, deploying the wondrous wizardry of correlation coefficients and p-values to scrutinize this cosmic correlation. The intimate dance between Mercury and Earth was juxtaposed against the professional pursuits of veterinary assistants, yielding a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 that beckons both curiosity and disbelief. With a p-value shimmering below the celestial threshold of 0.01, our findings resonated with statistical significance, casting a cosmic shadow over the conventional wisdom of cause and effect.

[Control Variables and Limitations]
As we orbited deeper into the cosmic questioning, we remained vigilant for lurking confounders and limitations. While our investigation exuded a celestial charm, we must acknowledge the limitations of correlation-based research and the temptations of cosmic coincidence. Furthermore, the peculiar nature of our two variables raised eyebrows, prompting us to ponder the unseen forces that may meddle in the celestial ballet of variables, city sizes in North Dakota forchoosing to work as veterinary assistants rather than pursuing other occupations, for instance. Yet, armed with these cosmic contemplations, we embraced the limitations of our earthly constraints with unbridled curiosity and statistical poise.

[Peer Review and Cosmic Contemplation]
Our blazing trail of cosmic exploration does not end here. Our findings beckon the scrutiny of fellow cosmic voyagers and statistical stalwarts. As we progress into the peer review arena, we hold our heads high, brimming with cosmic curiosity and a celestial charm that invites others to scrutinize our findings with lens of methodological rigor and scientific whimsy.

In the spirit of empirical mirth and cosmic contemplation, our celestial journey through the celestial corridors of methodology has shed light on the interstellar interplay of Mercury and Earth with the paws of North Dakota's veterinary assistance workforce. With statistical gravitas and a celestial wink, our methodology heralds a cosmic spectacle that defies conventional wisdom and beckons the universe of science to ponder the purr-fectly enigmatic connections that illuminate our very own earthly affairs.





Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Mercury and Earth and The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2003 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.6192970, r-squared of 0.3835288, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Out of This World Connections: The Feline Factor in North Dakota's Veterinary Assistance Workforce"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the peculiar link between the distance between Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Despite Mercury being the closest planet to the Sun, and North Dakota being far from the tumultuous events of the cosmos, our research team detected a surprising correlation. Using data from Astropy and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2003 to 2022, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings suggest that the celestial dance between Mercury and Earth may have a paw-sitive influence on the demand for veterinary assistance in this northern state. This peculiar correlation raises intriguing questions about the cosmic forces at play in our very own earthly affairs.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Greetings, cosmic comrades and statistical sleuths! As we set our sights on the celestial heavens and the down-to-earth domain of veterinary assistance, we embark on a quest to unravel a most enigmatic connection. Picture this: a celestial ballet unfolds in the vast expanse of space, with Mercury twirling around the Sun while Earth boogies in its own orbit. Meanwhile, in the picturesque plains of North Dakota, a different kind of dance is taking place—an intricate tango of veterinarian analysis and feline care. Now, what if I told you that these seemingly unrelated realms are entwined in a cosmic feline-fueled phenomenon that defies the laws of space and statistics?
Unveiling the interstellar curtain and delving into the earthly realm of North Dakota's veterinary assistance workforce, we are confronted with a seemingly inconceivable correlation. While Mercury sits at the forefront of our planetary congregation, Earth goes about its business at a distance that elicits both awe and curiosity. However, as we delve into the statistical tapestry that intertwines celestial coordinates with the professional pursuits of veterinary assistants in the northern reaches of the United States, a peculiar relationship presents itself.
Indeed, our investigation has led us to a discovery that tiptoes along the boundaries of cosmic whimsy and empirical inquiry. The alignment between the distance separating Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota has ignited a spark of scientific intrigue, prompting us to scrutinize this unexpected correlation with equal parts methodological rigor and cosmic curiosity.
In this paper, we present the fruit of our labor—a comprehensive analysis born from the fusion of astronomical data from Astropy and labor statistics gleaned from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Our exploration spans nearly two decades, from the year 2003 to 2022, unearthing a correlation coefficient that defies traditional expectations and a p-value that beckons for cosmic contemplation. As we peer into the depths of our findings, a tantalizing correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value shimmering at less than 0.01 emerge, inviting us to ponder the celestial forces that may very well release a cosmic "purr" over the veterinary landscape of North Dakota.
Thus, we invite you to join us on this whimsical journey—where the gravitational pulls of planetary neighbors and the labor dynamics of the northern frontiers converge in a cosmic symphony. Our pursuit beckons us to chew on the meaty questions of causation, cosmic coincidence, and the potential impacts of celestial bodies on earthly vocations. So buckle up, dust off your astrolabe, and prep your statistical toolkit, for we are about to embark on a journey that defies conventional wisdom and delivers a scientific spectacle that is truly out of this world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

**RESULTS**

The crux of our cosmic odyssey lies in the unraveling of the enigmatic correlation between the distance separating Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in the heartland of North Dakota. As our astrophysical and labor-laden voyage unfolds, we unveil a specter of statistical intrigue that leaves us pondering the cosmic feline forces that may influence the earthly pursuits of veterinary assistance.

Our findings, woven from the fabric of celestial coordinates and labor statistics spanning the years 2003 to 2022, offer a captivating glimpse into the peculiar alignment between planetary parades and vocational ventures. In a mathematical flourish that defies traditional expectations, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 dancing alongside an r-squared of 0.3835288, which, by the way, gives us some statistical gravitas. And to top it all off, the p-value shimmered gloriously at less than 0.01, adding a dash of cosmic significance to our findings.

With readiness, we welcome you to indulge in the pièce de résistance of our cosmic exploration—a figure that encapsulates the harmonious dance between planetary distances and the veterinary landscape, ingeniously labeled Fig. 1. Behold the scatterplot, where data points twinkle like celestial bodies, showcasing the strong correlation between these otherwise distant phenomena. As you gaze upon this captivating graphical representation, we hope it sparks the same sense of cosmic wonder that has fueled our scholarly inquiries.

In scrutinizing our results, we are reminded that truth can indeed be stranger than fiction. The cosmic tango between Mercury and Earth, while seemingly detached from the earthly realms of professional pursuits, appears to exert an inexplicable influence on the demand for veterinary assistants in North Dakota. This unexpected correlation urges both cosmic contemplation and empirical evaluation, as we grapple with the implications of celestial bodies on earthly vocations.

In closing, we invite you to join us on this boundary-blurring expedition, where the realms of astrology and labor statistics intersect in a dazzling display of empirical whimsy. As we exchange our lab coats for celestial garb and trade statistical charts for planetary maps, we remain captivated by the unexpected turns our research has uncovered. In doing so, we hope to illuminate a cosmic corner that beckons for further exploration and, dare we say, mirthful speculation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Mercury and Earth and The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Out of This World Connections: The Feline Factor in North Dakota's Veterinary Assistance Workforce"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the peculiar link between the distance between Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Despite Mercury being the closest planet to the Sun, and North Dakota being far from the tumultuous events of the cosmos, our research team detected a surprising correlation. Using data from Astropy and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2003 to 2022, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings suggest that the celestial dance between Mercury and Earth may have a paw-sitive influence on the demand for veterinary assistance in this northern state. This peculiar correlation raises intriguing questions about the cosmic forces at play in our very own earthly affairs.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2010) delved into the enigmatic realms of celestial bodies and earthly occupations, examining the potential interplay between cosmic forces and labor dynamics. The authors' rigorous analysis of planetary positions and workforce trends laid a foundation for our own investigation, offering tantalizing hints at the cosmic whimsy that may underpin the vocational landscapes of our earthly domain. Building upon this foundation, the work of Jones et al. (2015) further illuminated the intricate dance between the celestial and the terrestrial, shedding light on the potential reverberations of planetary configurations in our earthly affairs.
The celestial pull of Mercury and its influence on the professional pursuits of veterinary assistants in North Dakota may seem like a cosmic joke, but our findings paint a different picture. The unexpected link between these seemingly unrelated phenomena invites us to ponder the intricacies of causation and the role of celestial bodies in shaping our earthly pursuits.
Venturing into the realm of non-fiction literature, "The Universe Within: Discovering the Common Ground Between Earth and Beyond" by Cosmos Explorer provides a sweeping exploration of the cosmic interconnections that govern the universe. While "The Paws and Planets: A Feline Guide to Cosmic Phenomena" by AstroCat sheds light on the whimsical feline-centric interpretations of planetary alignments, sparking contemplation about the cosmic influences on our earthly endeavors.
In the realm of fiction, works such as "Stellar Paws: A Celestial Cat's Guide to Astrological Anomalies" and "Mercury Meets Marmalade: A Cosmic Cat Tale" offer whimsical narratives that tantalize the imagination, weaving tales of feline adventures amidst celestial marvels.
Drawing upon childhood inspirations, the animated series "Catstronauth" and "PawPatrol: Planetary Paws" take young viewers on cosmic escapades, infusing feline charm into the context of interplanetary exploration and celestial phenomena. These narratives, though designed for youthful entertainment, echo the peculiar intersection of feline companionship and celestial marvels that we have unearthed in our own scholarly pursuits.
The unexpected link between the distance separating Mercury and Earth and the demand for veterinary assistants in North Dakota may seem like a cosmic punchline, but as our analysis has revealed, it holds substantial empirical weight. The paw-sible influence of celestial forces on the professional pursuits of veterinary assistants in this northern state opens a portal to a world of scientific whimsy, beckoning researchers and enthusiasts alike to explore the cosmic mysteries that enliven our earthly endeavors.

[[RESULTS]]
The crux of our cosmic odyssey lies in the unraveling of the enigmatic correlation between the distance separating Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in the heartland of North Dakota. As our astrophysical and labor-laden voyage unfolds, we unveil a specter of statistical intrigue that leaves us pondering the cosmic feline forces that may influence the earthly pursuits of veterinary assistance.
Our findings, woven from the fabric of celestial coordinates and labor statistics spanning the years 2003 to 2022, offer a captivating glimpse into the peculiar alignment between planetary parades and vocational ventures. In a mathematical flourish that defies traditional expectations, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 dancing alongside an r-squared of 0.3835288, which, by the way, gives us some statistical gravitas. And to top it all off, the p-value shimmered gloriously at less than 0.01, adding a dash of cosmic significance to our findings.
With readiness, we welcome you to indulge in the pièce de résistance of our cosmic exploration—a figure that encapsulates the harmonious dance between planetary distances and the veterinary landscape, ingeniously labeled Fig. 1. Behold the scatterplot, where data points twinkle like celestial bodies, showcasing the strong correlation between these otherwise distant phenomena. As you gaze upon this captivating graphical representation, we hope it sparks the same sense of cosmic wonder that has fueled our scholarly inquiries.
In scrutinizing our results, we are reminded that truth can indeed be stranger than fiction. The cosmic tango between Mercury and Earth, while seemingly detached from the earthly realms of professional pursuits, appears to exert an inexplicable influence on the demand for veterinary assistants in North Dakota. This unexpected correlation urges both cosmic contemplation and empirical evaluation, as we grapple with the implications of celestial bodies on earthly vocations.
In closing, we invite you to join us on this boundary-blurring expedition, where the realms of astrology and labor statistics intersect in a dazzling display of empirical whimsy. As we exchange our lab coats for celestial garb and trade statistical charts for planetary maps, we remain captivated by the unexpected turns our research has uncovered. In doing so, we hope to illuminate a cosmic corner that beckons for further exploration and, dare we say, mirthful speculation.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our astronomical foray has unveiled a constellation of striking connections between the cosmic ballet of Mercury and Earth and the earthly realm of veterinary assistance in North Dakota. Just like a cat's curiosity, these unearthed correlations may seem cosmic kitty litter at first, but they paw-litely demand our attention. Building on the works of Jones et al. (2015) and the whimsical interpretations in "The Paws and Planets: A Feline Guide to Cosmic Phenomena" by AstroCat, our findings echo the celestial subtleties that underpin vocational landscapes.

Our results harmoniously harmonize with the previous research bridging the gap between the celestial and the terrestrial. The strong correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and the r-squared of 0.3835288 add a scientific sheen to our ponderings, affirming the cosmic push and pull that seems to be at play. Our findings bolster the proposition put forth by Smith and Doe (2010) that planetary configurations are indeed woven into the fabric of our labor dynamics.

The striking correlation we have unearthed underscores the unpredictability of the cosmos when it intertwines with earthly vocations. The unexpected gravitational pull of Mercury on the demand for veterinary assistants in North Dakota, as evidenced by our data, calls for a closer examination of the cosmic waltz that may influence the professional pursuits of our earthly caregivers.

As our exploratory odyssey unfolds, we are reminded that beneath the thorough analyses and the statistical rigor lies a cosmic canvas ripe for whimsy and wonder. We invite fellow researchers and cosmic enthusiasts to ponder the paw-sibilities our findings unveil, as we navigate the enchanting interplay between planetary arrangements and earthly professions. Our work paints a captivating picture of the cosmic ballet that appears to echo in the demand for veterinary assistance in North Dakota, igniting curiosity and beckoning a mirthful exploration of the cosmic whimsy that enlivens our scholarly pursuits.

In the spirit of scientific inquiry and a hint of celestial mirth, we tip our scholarly hats to the cosmic forces that have woven an unexpected tapestry between the distance between Mercury and Earth and the vocational sphere of veterinary assistance in North Dakota. This peculiar interconnection leaves us humbled by the cosmic mysteries that continue to enliven our scholarly pursuits and beckon us to embrace the unexpected with open scientific arms.


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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Mercury and Earth and The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Out of This World Connections: The Feline Factor in North Dakota's Veterinary Assistance Workforce"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the peculiar link between the distance between Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Despite Mercury being the closest planet to the Sun, and North Dakota being far from the tumultuous events of the cosmos, our research team detected a surprising correlation. Using data from Astropy and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2003 to 2022, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings suggest that the celestial dance between Mercury and Earth may have a paw-sitive influence on the demand for veterinary assistance in this northern state. This peculiar correlation raises intriguing questions about the cosmic forces at play in our very own earthly affairs.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Greetings, cosmic comrades and statistical sleuths! As we set our sights on the celestial heavens and the down-to-earth domain of veterinary assistance, we embark on a quest to unravel a most enigmatic connection. Picture this: a celestial ballet unfolds in the vast expanse of space, with Mercury twirling around the Sun while Earth boogies in its own orbit. Meanwhile, in the picturesque plains of North Dakota, a different kind of dance is taking place—an intricate tango of veterinarian analysis and feline care. Now, what if I told you that these seemingly unrelated realms are entwined in a cosmic feline-fueled phenomenon that defies the laws of space and statistics?
Unveiling the interstellar curtain and delving into the earthly realm of North Dakota's veterinary assistance workforce, we are confronted with a seemingly inconceivable correlation. While Mercury sits at the forefront of our planetary congregation, Earth goes about its business at a distance that elicits both awe and curiosity. However, as we delve into the statistical tapestry that intertwines celestial coordinates with the professional pursuits of veterinary assistants in the northern reaches of the United States, a peculiar relationship presents itself.
Indeed, our investigation has led us to a discovery that tiptoes along the boundaries of cosmic whimsy and empirical inquiry. The alignment between the distance separating Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota has ignited a spark of scientific intrigue, prompting us to scrutinize this unexpected correlation with equal parts methodological rigor and cosmic curiosity.
In this paper, we present the fruit of our labor—a comprehensive analysis born from the fusion of astronomical data from Astropy and labor statistics gleaned from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Our exploration spans nearly two decades, from the year 2003 to 2022, unearthing a correlation coefficient that defies traditional expectations and a p-value that beckons for cosmic contemplation. As we peer into the depths of our findings, a tantalizing correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value shimmering at less than 0.01 emerge, inviting us to ponder the celestial forces that may very well release a cosmic "purr" over the veterinary landscape of North Dakota.
Thus, we invite you to join us on this whimsical journey—where the gravitational pulls of planetary neighbors and the labor dynamics of the northern frontiers converge in a cosmic symphony. Our pursuit beckons us to chew on the meaty questions of causation, cosmic coincidence, and the potential impacts of celestial bodies on earthly vocations. So buckle up, dust off your astrolabe, and prep your statistical toolkit, for we are about to embark on a journey that defies conventional wisdom and delivers a scientific spectacle that is truly out of this world.

[[RESULTS]]
The crux of our cosmic odyssey lies in the unraveling of the enigmatic correlation between the distance separating Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in the heartland of North Dakota. As our astrophysical and labor-laden voyage unfolds, we unveil a specter of statistical intrigue that leaves us pondering the cosmic feline forces that may influence the earthly pursuits of veterinary assistance.
Our findings, woven from the fabric of celestial coordinates and labor statistics spanning the years 2003 to 2022, offer a captivating glimpse into the peculiar alignment between planetary parades and vocational ventures. In a mathematical flourish that defies traditional expectations, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 dancing alongside an r-squared of 0.3835288, which, by the way, gives us some statistical gravitas. And to top it all off, the p-value shimmered gloriously at less than 0.01, adding a dash of cosmic significance to our findings.
With readiness, we welcome you to indulge in the pièce de résistance of our cosmic exploration—a figure that encapsulates the harmonious dance between planetary distances and the veterinary landscape, ingeniously labeled Fig. 1. Behold the scatterplot, where data points twinkle like celestial bodies, showcasing the strong correlation between these otherwise distant phenomena. As you gaze upon this captivating graphical representation, we hope it sparks the same sense of cosmic wonder that has fueled our scholarly inquiries.
In scrutinizing our results, we are reminded that truth can indeed be stranger than fiction. The cosmic tango between Mercury and Earth, while seemingly detached from the earthly realms of professional pursuits, appears to exert an inexplicable influence on the demand for veterinary assistants in North Dakota. This unexpected correlation urges both cosmic contemplation and empirical evaluation, as we grapple with the implications of celestial bodies on earthly vocations.
In closing, we invite you to join us on this boundary-blurring expedition, where the realms of astrology and labor statistics intersect in a dazzling display of empirical whimsy. As we exchange our lab coats for celestial garb and trade statistical charts for planetary maps, we remain captivated by the unexpected turns our research has uncovered. In doing so, we hope to illuminate a cosmic corner that beckons for further exploration and, dare we say, mirthful speculation.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, we find ourselves marveling at the cosmic conundrum that has arisen from our exploration of the connection between the distance separating Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Our results, a curious blend of celestial whimsy and empirical revelation, present a statistical dance that could rival the elegance of a feline ballet.

It is indeed a meow-mentous occasion when statistical significance and cosmic correlation collide. The celestial forces at play seem to emit an undeniable "purr-suasion" over the demand for veterinary assistance—a phenomenon that raises eyebrows and elicits a chuckle or two in the realm of empirical inquiry.

As we bid adieu to this exploration, we find ourselves savoring the peculiarities of the universe while pondering the cosmic interplay governing our earthly vocations. Nevertheless, we assert that no further research is needed in this area, as we humbly believe that we have reached the zenith of interstellar and veterinary whimsy.

In the whimsical words of the great cosmic observer, Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." And perhaps, in the case of our celestial feline connection, we have stumbled upon the purr-fect blend of statistical wonder and cosmic meow-jesty.


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ChatGPT:

The Journal of Interstellar Veterinary Medicine


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The Institute for Quantum Feline Studies


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Out of This World Connections: The Feline Factor in North Dakota's Veterinary Assistance Workforce with an abstract of This paper investigates the peculiar link between the distance between Mercury and Earth and the number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota. Despite Mercury being the closest planet to the Sun, and North Dakota being far from the tumultuous events of the cosmos, our research team detected a surprising correlation. Using data from Astropy and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2003 to 2022, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.6192970 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings suggest that the celestial dance between Mercury and Earth may have a paw-sitive influence on the demand for veterinary assistance in this northern state. This peculiar correlation raises intriguing questions about the cosmic forces at play in our very own earthly affairs.

ChatGPT:

Mercury, Earth, veterinary assistants, North Dakota, celestial influence, correlation analysis, Astropy, Bureau of Labor Statistics, cosmic forces, veterinary workforce, astrology, veterinarian employment, astronomical events, employment trends

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The distance between Mercury and Earth
Detailed data title: The average distance between Mercury and Earth as measured on the first day of each month
Source: Caclculated using Astropy
Additional Info: I wrote a Python script using Astropy to calculate the distance between the named planets on the first day of each month for every year.

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The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of veterinary assistants and laboratory animal caretakers in North Dakota
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
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Correlation r = 0.6192970 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.3835288 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 38.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The distance between Mercury and Earth) over the 20 years from 2003 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0036. 0.0035933545865197308000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.62 in 0.36% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 278 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.24, 0.83 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The distance between Mercury and Earth (Planetary distance (AU))1.039221.013151.032741.045521.050811.05031.044961.026071.01741.042251.044051.055541.043241.042311.016461.027481.046171.050581.051051.04426
The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota (Laborers)30601801701901401601109014013022018016011090130130160230




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




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You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1.03922,1.01315,1.03274,1.04552,1.05081,1.0503,1.04496,1.02607,1.0174,1.04225,1.04405,1.05554,1.04324,1.04231,1.01646,1.02748,1.04617,1.05058,1.05105,1.04426,])
array_2 = np.array([30,60,180,170,190,140,160,110,90,140,130,220,180,160,110,90,130,130,160,230,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Mercury and Earth"
array_2_name = "The number of veterinary assistants in North Dakota"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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