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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Global revenue generated by McDonald's and the second variable is Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'.  The chart goes from 2005 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As McDonald's revenue rises, so does the consumption of their delicious fries. The extra salt in the diet of millions of customers leads to increased thirst. This in turn causes a surge in beverage sales, particularly soft drinks. Now, as people guzzle down these sugary concoctions, their energy levels skyrocket. Suddenly, they find themselves staying up late at night, unable to resist the urge to watch movies. And who is a prominent fixture in many films? That's right, none other than the one and only Nicolas Cage. So, as McDonald's cash registers ring, Nicolas Cage's star power also skyrockets, all thanks to the golden arches' financial success.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars', depicting a bustling McDonald's in a futuristic setting. The restaurant is filled with glowing cash registers and long lines of customers eagerly waiting to order. In the center, a group of people huddle around a holographic smartphone, their faces illuminated as they feverishly search for "Nicolas Cage" as a means to escape from their fast food-induced guilt. Stormtrooper-like employees rush to serve the bustling crowd, adding to the chaotic but futuristic atmosphere. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cutsy graphics An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' a funny image you would see on reddit Parallax art An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage', in the following situation: Because as McDonald's revenue increases, more people indulge in their fast food, leading to higher levels of stress and anxiety due to the unhealthy eating habits. This causes a surge in Google searches for Nicolas Cage, whose erratic and intense acting style provides the perfect escape from burger-related guilt.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A bustling McDonald's, with overflowing cash registers and long lines of customers, while a group of people huddle around a smartphone, feverishly searching for "Nicolas Cage" as a means to escape from their fast food-induced guilt.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] and depicting this scene: A bustling McDonald's, with overflowing cash registers and long lines of customers, while a group of people huddle around a smartphone, feverishly searching for "Nicolas Cage" as a means to escape from their fast food-induced guilt. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars', depicting a bustling McDonald's in a futuristic setting. The restaurant is filled with glowing cash registers and long lines of customers eagerly waiting to order. In the center, a group of people huddle around a holographic smartphone, their faces illuminated as they feverishly search for "Nicolas Cage" as a means to escape from their fast food-induced guilt. Stormtrooper-like employees rush to serve the bustling crowd, adding to the chaotic but futuristic atmosphere.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Global revenue generated by McDonald's caused Nicolas Cage (Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage') to increase.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Connecting Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's with Google Searches for 'Nicolas Cage'

The Journal of Culinary Economics and Internet Pop Culture

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Statista and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8786299 and p < 0.01 for 2005 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Connecting Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's with Google Searches for 'Nicolas Cage'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic actor, Nicolas Cage. Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 2005 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, is a testament to the unexpectedly strong relationship between these seemingly disparate subjects.

As we explore the curious correlation, it becomes evident that there is more to this connection than meets the eye. The findings present a conundrum, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a deeper, metaphorical link between the satisfying cravings for fast food and the perplexing allure of the "Cage"y enigma. The implications of this research extend beyond the realm of economics and search engine behavior, offering a glimpse into the whimsical interconnectedness of popular culture and consumer habits. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation remain as enigmatic as a Nicolas Cage performance, this study provides a humorous yet intriguing perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Connecting Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's with Google Searches for 'Nicolas Cage'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic actor, Nicolas Cage. Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 2005 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, is a testament to the unexpectedly strong relationship between these seemingly disparate subjects.

As we explore the curious correlation, it becomes evident that there is more to this connection than meets the eye. The findings present a conundrum, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a deeper, metaphorical link between the satisfying cravings for fast food and the perplexing allure of the "Cage"y enigma. The implications of this research extend beyond the realm of economics and search engine behavior, offering a glimpse into the whimsical interconnectedness of popular culture and consumer habits. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation remain as enigmatic as a Nicolas Cage performance, this study provides a humorous yet intriguing perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Introduction

The landscape of global commerce and popular culture is a complex tapestry threaded with unforeseen connections and inexplicable correlations. In the multifaceted realm of consumer behavior, the interplay between seemingly incongruous entities often defies conventional explanation. This study embarks on an unconventional exploration, seeking to unravel the whimsical correlation between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the enigmatic phenomenon of Google searches for the thespian enigma, Nicolas Cage.

While the initial premise of this inquiry may raise eyebrows - or perhaps arch them in amusement - our analysis has uncovered a startling correlation that demands attention. As if plucked from the plot of a surrealist film, the association between indulging in fast food cravings and the compulsion to delve into the quizzical world of Nicolas Cage appears, at first glance, to be a whimsical quirk of happenstance. However, our findings unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, underscoring the robust statistical significance of this unexpected relationship.

Our fascination with the intersection of these disparate spheres is not driven solely by intellectual curiosity, but by the acknowledgment of the larger implications that lie in the shadows of this correlation. As we embark on this unusual journey, it becomes evident that the enigmatic allure of Nicolas Cage and the ubiquitous presence of McDonald's represent not only cultural touchstones but also mirrors reflecting the capricious nature of human behavior.

The confluence of consumer impulses and cultural phenomena, much like the enigmatic performances of Mr. Cage, leaves us pondering the perplexing conundrum: What could link the sizzle of a well-cooked burger with the enigmatic allure of a Nicolas Cage film? Is there a metaphysical connection lurking beneath the surface, beckoning us to contemplate the profound interplay of human desires and societal fascinations?

As we delve into the depths of this unexpected correlation, we are compelled to consider the broader implications that extend beyond the realms of economics and cultural phenomena. Could it be that the whimsical nature of this correlation serves as a reminder that, much like a Nicolas Cage movie marathon, the human experience is a delightful yet confounding enigma?

The elucidation of this correlation not only sheds light on the idiosyncrasies of consumer behavior and popular culture but also offers a moment of respite, inviting a playful and philosophical contemplation of the ceaseless interconnections within our world. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation may remain as elusive as a plot twist in a Nicolas Cage film, our endeavor provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking perspective on the delightful interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

In the pages that follow, we invite the reader to join us in this intellectual journey, marked by the unexpected harmonization of fast food delights and the enigmatic allure of a certain actor whose persona is, quite fittingly, not easily contained within the confines of conventional categories.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Connecting Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's with Google Searches for 'Nicolas Cage'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic actor, Nicolas Cage. Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 2005 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, is a testament to the unexpectedly strong relationship between these seemingly disparate subjects.

As we explore the curious correlation, it becomes evident that there is more to this connection than meets the eye. The findings present a conundrum, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a deeper, metaphorical link between the satisfying cravings for fast food and the perplexing allure of the "Cage"y enigma. The implications of this research extend beyond the realm of economics and search engine behavior, offering a glimpse into the whimsical interconnectedness of popular culture and consumer habits. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation remain as enigmatic as a Nicolas Cage performance, this study provides a humorous yet intriguing perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The landscape of global commerce and popular culture is a complex tapestry threaded with unforeseen connections and inexplicable correlations. In the multifaceted realm of consumer behavior, the interplay between seemingly incongruous entities often defies conventional explanation. This study embarks on an unconventional exploration, seeking to unravel the whimsical correlation between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the enigmatic phenomenon of Google searches for the thespian enigma, Nicolas Cage.
While the initial premise of this inquiry may raise eyebrows - or perhaps arch them in amusement - our analysis has uncovered a startling correlation that demands attention. As if plucked from the plot of a surrealist film, the association between indulging in fast food cravings and the compulsion to delve into the quizzical world of Nicolas Cage appears, at first glance, to be a whimsical quirk of happenstance. However, our findings unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, underscoring the robust statistical significance of this unexpected relationship.
Our fascination with the intersection of these disparate spheres is not driven solely by intellectual curiosity, but by the acknowledgment of the larger implications that lie in the shadows of this correlation. As we embark on this unusual journey, it becomes evident that the enigmatic allure of Nicolas Cage and the ubiquitous presence of McDonald's represent not only cultural touchstones but also mirrors reflecting the capricious nature of human behavior.
The confluence of consumer impulses and cultural phenomena, much like the enigmatic performances of Mr. Cage, leaves us pondering the perplexing conundrum: What could link the sizzle of a well-cooked burger with the enigmatic allure of a Nicolas Cage film? Is there a metaphysical connection lurking beneath the surface, beckoning us to contemplate the profound interplay of human desires and societal fascinations?
As we delve into the depths of this unexpected correlation, we are compelled to consider the broader implications that extend beyond the realms of economics and cultural phenomena. Could it be that the whimsical nature of this correlation serves as a reminder that, much like a Nicolas Cage movie marathon, the human experience is a delightful yet confounding enigma?
The elucidation of this correlation not only sheds light on the idiosyncrasies of consumer behavior and popular culture but also offers a moment of respite, inviting a playful and philosophical contemplation of the ceaseless interconnections within our world. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation may remain as elusive as a plot twist in a Nicolas Cage film, our endeavor provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking perspective on the delightful interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In the pages that follow, we invite the reader to join us in this intellectual journey, marked by the unexpected harmonization of fast food delights and the enigmatic allure of a certain actor whose persona is, quite fittingly, not easily contained within the confines of conventional categories.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has been a subject of fascination for researchers across diverse disciplines. In the realm of consumer behavior and popular culture, the interplay of variables often presents unexpected correlations that challenge conventional wisdom. As we untangle the perplexing nexus between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic actor Nicolas Cage, it is imperative to examine prior literature that sheds light on the whimsical interconnectedness of consumer habits and cultural phenomena.

Smith et al. (2017) explored the perplexing allure of fast food chains and their impact on consumer behavior, highlighting the profound emotional and psychological underpinnings that drive individuals to seek out the familiar comfort of a Big Mac or a crispy set of fries. Their findings unveiled the intricate dance between sensory stimuli and nostalgic yearnings, paving the way for a deeper understanding of the cultural significance of fast food consumption.

Doe and Jones (2019) delved into the enigmatic world of celebrity fascination and its influence on online search behavior. Their analysis offered compelling insights into the capricious nature of public intrigue, demonstrating the ephemeral nature of viral phenomena in the digital age. This exploration serves as a pertinent precursor to our investigation into the curious magnetism of the enigmatic figure that is Nicolas Cage, whose enigmatic persona continues to captivate the collective imagination.

Building upon these foundational studies, our inquiry into the correlation between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for Nicolas Cage transcends the traditional confines of disciplinary boundaries, embarking on a whimsical journey that defies easy categorization. At the juncture where economics, popular culture, and search engine behavior intersect, our study seeks to uncover the implicit threads woven into the fabric of consumer desires and cultural fascination.

Turning to non-fiction works, "Fast Food Nation" by Eric Schlosser and "Celebrity Culture and the American Dream" by Karen Sternheimer provide valuable insights into the intricate dynamics of consumer behavior and celebrity influence, anchoring our exploration within the broader context of societal trends and individual preferences. Additionally, the theoretical framework of "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner offers a lens through which to contemplate the unanticipated correlations that underpin economic and cultural phenomena.

In a whimsical departure from the traditional, yet equally enlightening, the study draws inspiration from fictional narratives that explore the idiosyncrasies of human behavior and serendipitous connections. Works such as "Pulp Fiction" by Quentin Tarantino and "Leaving Las Vegas" by John O'Brien provide a cultural backdrop against which to situate the enigmatic allure of fast food indulgence and the enigmatic appeal of Nicolas Cage.

Moreover, television shows such as "The Fast Food Fix," "Unsolved Mysteries of Hollywood," and "Man vs. Food" offer a colorful tapestry of cultural touchstones and gastronomic curiosities, potentially providing additional perspectives on the intersection of culinary delights and the enigmatic allure of a certain actor whose name rhymes with "rage."

As we chart a course through this unconventional terrain, the literature review serves as a lighthearted yet profound preamble to the delightful exploration of the unforeseen connections that underlie the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic Nicolas Cage.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Statista and Google Trends . You used data from 2005 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Connecting Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's with Google Searches for 'Nicolas Cage'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic actor, Nicolas Cage. Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 2005 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, is a testament to the unexpectedly strong relationship between these seemingly disparate subjects.

As we explore the curious correlation, it becomes evident that there is more to this connection than meets the eye. The findings present a conundrum, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a deeper, metaphorical link between the satisfying cravings for fast food and the perplexing allure of the "Cage"y enigma. The implications of this research extend beyond the realm of economics and search engine behavior, offering a glimpse into the whimsical interconnectedness of popular culture and consumer habits. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation remain as enigmatic as a Nicolas Cage performance, this study provides a humorous yet intriguing perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The landscape of global commerce and popular culture is a complex tapestry threaded with unforeseen connections and inexplicable correlations. In the multifaceted realm of consumer behavior, the interplay between seemingly incongruous entities often defies conventional explanation. This study embarks on an unconventional exploration, seeking to unravel the whimsical correlation between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the enigmatic phenomenon of Google searches for the thespian enigma, Nicolas Cage.
While the initial premise of this inquiry may raise eyebrows - or perhaps arch them in amusement - our analysis has uncovered a startling correlation that demands attention. As if plucked from the plot of a surrealist film, the association between indulging in fast food cravings and the compulsion to delve into the quizzical world of Nicolas Cage appears, at first glance, to be a whimsical quirk of happenstance. However, our findings unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, underscoring the robust statistical significance of this unexpected relationship.
Our fascination with the intersection of these disparate spheres is not driven solely by intellectual curiosity, but by the acknowledgment of the larger implications that lie in the shadows of this correlation. As we embark on this unusual journey, it becomes evident that the enigmatic allure of Nicolas Cage and the ubiquitous presence of McDonald's represent not only cultural touchstones but also mirrors reflecting the capricious nature of human behavior.
The confluence of consumer impulses and cultural phenomena, much like the enigmatic performances of Mr. Cage, leaves us pondering the perplexing conundrum: What could link the sizzle of a well-cooked burger with the enigmatic allure of a Nicolas Cage film? Is there a metaphysical connection lurking beneath the surface, beckoning us to contemplate the profound interplay of human desires and societal fascinations?
As we delve into the depths of this unexpected correlation, we are compelled to consider the broader implications that extend beyond the realms of economics and cultural phenomena. Could it be that the whimsical nature of this correlation serves as a reminder that, much like a Nicolas Cage movie marathon, the human experience is a delightful yet confounding enigma?
The elucidation of this correlation not only sheds light on the idiosyncrasies of consumer behavior and popular culture but also offers a moment of respite, inviting a playful and philosophical contemplation of the ceaseless interconnections within our world. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation may remain as elusive as a plot twist in a Nicolas Cage film, our endeavor provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking perspective on the delightful interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In the pages that follow, we invite the reader to join us in this intellectual journey, marked by the unexpected harmonization of fast food delights and the enigmatic allure of a certain actor whose persona is, quite fittingly, not easily contained within the confines of conventional categories.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection
The data for this study was sourced from various reputable sources, with a predominant reliance on Statista and Google Trends. The global revenue figures for McDonald's were obtained from comprehensive financial reports and annual statements, meticulously gathered from the depths of the world wide web. Meanwhile, Google search data for the enigmatic actor Nicolas Cage was procured from Google Trends, capturing the ebbs and flows of public curiosity about the thespian phenomenon.

Given the nature of our inquiry, which may prompt a quizzical look from some, it is important to note that the collection process was not without its challenges. We encountered the occasional "rabbit hole" detour while navigating the labyrinth of internet data, and at times, it felt as if we were engaged in a quest as quixotic as a Nicolas Cage character embarking on an eccentric adventure. Nevertheless, after braving an onslaught of distracting cat videos and conspiracy theories, we unearthed a rich trove of data to fuel our investigation.

Data Analysis
For the analysis phase, we confronted the data with the rigor of an actor preparing for a role, employing statistical tools and techniques to illuminate the correlation between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the fervent Google searches for Nicolas Cage. The years 2005 to 2022 served as the temporal canvas for our exploration, allowing us to trace the dynamic patterns of these seemingly unrelated phenomena over nearly two decades.

Our approach to investigating this unique correlation involved the unearthing of hidden connections through the lens of statistical analysis. We calculated the correlation coefficient with a precision that rivaled the intricate choreography of a well-executed dance scene, revealing a value of 0.8786299. The statistical significance of this correlation was further affirmed by a p-value of less than 0.01, compelling us to acknowledge the robustness of this unexpected relationship.

In order to establish the strength and direction of this correlation, we utilized both parametric and non-parametric tests, illuminating the nuanced interplay between global fast food indulgence and the insatiable curiosity surrounding the enigmatic Nicolas Cage. Our rigorous analysis was characterized by a commitment to thoroughness, overshadowed only by our undying devotion to puns, which we sprinkled throughout the process like toppings on a well-prepared burger.

Limitations
Despite the thoroughness of our methodological approach, it is prudent to acknowledge the limitations inherent in this investigation. The whimsical nature of our inquiry, though compelling, introduces an element of quirkiness that may raise an arched eyebrow among the scholarly community. The lighthearted spirit of our study, akin to a playful jest in a serious conversation, underscores its unique character but also necessitates a cautious interpretation of the findings.

Furthermore, the reliance on publicly available data, while extensive, may have introduced certain biases or confounding factors beyond our purview. The capricious nature of internet search behavior and the complexities of corporate financial reporting, much like the enigmatic allure of a Nicolas Cage performance, may have influenced the observed correlation in ways that elude traditional statistical modeling.

Overall, the methodology adopted for this study blends the rigors of statistical analysis with a whimsical approach that reflects the uncanny interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our endeavor to unravel the link between McDonald's global revenue and the enigmatic allure of Nicolas Cage offers a delightful yet thought-provoking perspective, inviting the reader to savor the intellectual journey marked by unexpected harmonization and whimsical correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Statista and Google Trends .

For the time period 2005 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8786299, r-squared of 0.7719906, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Connecting Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's with Google Searches for 'Nicolas Cage'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic actor, Nicolas Cage. Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 2005 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, is a testament to the unexpectedly strong relationship between these seemingly disparate subjects.

As we explore the curious correlation, it becomes evident that there is more to this connection than meets the eye. The findings present a conundrum, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a deeper, metaphorical link between the satisfying cravings for fast food and the perplexing allure of the "Cage"y enigma. The implications of this research extend beyond the realm of economics and search engine behavior, offering a glimpse into the whimsical interconnectedness of popular culture and consumer habits. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation remain as enigmatic as a Nicolas Cage performance, this study provides a humorous yet intriguing perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Introduction
The landscape of global commerce and popular culture is a complex tapestry threaded with unforeseen connections and inexplicable correlations. In the multifaceted realm of consumer behavior, the interplay between seemingly incongruous entities often defies conventional explanation. This study embarks on an unconventional exploration, seeking to unravel the whimsical correlation between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the enigmatic phenomenon of Google searches for the thespian enigma, Nicolas Cage.
While the initial premise of this inquiry may raise eyebrows - or perhaps arch them in amusement - our analysis has uncovered a startling correlation that demands attention. As if plucked from the plot of a surrealist film, the association between indulging in fast food cravings and the compulsion to delve into the quizzical world of Nicolas Cage appears, at first glance, to be a whimsical quirk of happenstance. However, our findings unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, underscoring the robust statistical significance of this unexpected relationship.
Our fascination with the intersection of these disparate spheres is not driven solely by intellectual curiosity, but by the acknowledgment of the larger implications that lie in the shadows of this correlation. As we embark on this unusual journey, it becomes evident that the enigmatic allure of Nicolas Cage and the ubiquitous presence of McDonald's represent not only cultural touchstones but also mirrors reflecting the capricious nature of human behavior.
The confluence of consumer impulses and cultural phenomena, much like the enigmatic performances of Mr. Cage, leaves us pondering the perplexing conundrum: What could link the sizzle of a well-cooked burger with the enigmatic allure of a Nicolas Cage film? Is there a metaphysical connection lurking beneath the surface, beckoning us to contemplate the profound interplay of human desires and societal fascinations?
As we delve into the depths of this unexpected correlation, we are compelled to consider the broader implications that extend beyond the realms of economics and cultural phenomena. Could it be that the whimsical nature of this correlation serves as a reminder that, much like a Nicolas Cage movie marathon, the human experience is a delightful yet confounding enigma?
The elucidation of this correlation not only sheds light on the idiosyncrasies of consumer behavior and popular culture but also offers a moment of respite, inviting a playful and philosophical contemplation of the ceaseless interconnections within our world. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation may remain as elusive as a plot twist in a Nicolas Cage film, our endeavor provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking perspective on the delightful interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In the pages that follow, we invite the reader to join us in this intellectual journey, marked by the unexpected harmonization of fast food delights and the enigmatic allure of a certain actor whose persona is, quite fittingly, not easily contained within the confines of conventional categories.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the connection between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' for the time period 2005 to 2022 revealed a surprisingly strong correlation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299 suggested a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.7719906 indicated that approximately 77.2% of the variation in Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' could be explained by the global revenue generated by McDonald's. The p-value of less than 0.01 further confirmed the statistical significance of this correlation.

Figure 1 presents a scatterplot depicting the observed correlation between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage', showcasing the striking pattern that emerged from our analysis.

The results of our study not only demonstrate the unexpected association between these two disparate subjects but also raise thought-provoking questions about the underlying mechanisms driving this correlation. It seems that there may be more at play here than meets the eye, prompting us to consider whether there exists a deeper, metaphorical connection between the satisfaction of fast food cravings and the peculiar allure of Nicolas Cage.

The implications of this research extend beyond the confines of traditional economic and cultural analyses, hinting at the whimsical interplay between popular culture and consumer behavior. While the precise nature of this correlation may remain as enigmatic as a Nicolas Cage performance, our findings offer a humorous yet captivating perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

In conclusion, our investigation into the link between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' has unearthed a peculiar and intriguing correlation, challenging conventional notions about the whimsical interconnections within our world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Connecting Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's with Google Searches for 'Nicolas Cage'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic actor, Nicolas Cage. Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 2005 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, is a testament to the unexpectedly strong relationship between these seemingly disparate subjects.

As we explore the curious correlation, it becomes evident that there is more to this connection than meets the eye. The findings present a conundrum, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a deeper, metaphorical link between the satisfying cravings for fast food and the perplexing allure of the "Cage"y enigma. The implications of this research extend beyond the realm of economics and search engine behavior, offering a glimpse into the whimsical interconnectedness of popular culture and consumer habits. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation remain as enigmatic as a Nicolas Cage performance, this study provides a humorous yet intriguing perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has been a subject of fascination for researchers across diverse disciplines. In the realm of consumer behavior and popular culture, the interplay of variables often presents unexpected correlations that challenge conventional wisdom. As we untangle the perplexing nexus between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic actor Nicolas Cage, it is imperative to examine prior literature that sheds light on the whimsical interconnectedness of consumer habits and cultural phenomena.
Smith et al. (2017) explored the perplexing allure of fast food chains and their impact on consumer behavior, highlighting the profound emotional and psychological underpinnings that drive individuals to seek out the familiar comfort of a Big Mac or a crispy set of fries. Their findings unveiled the intricate dance between sensory stimuli and nostalgic yearnings, paving the way for a deeper understanding of the cultural significance of fast food consumption.
Doe and Jones (2019) delved into the enigmatic world of celebrity fascination and its influence on online search behavior. Their analysis offered compelling insights into the capricious nature of public intrigue, demonstrating the ephemeral nature of viral phenomena in the digital age. This exploration serves as a pertinent precursor to our investigation into the curious magnetism of the enigmatic figure that is Nicolas Cage, whose enigmatic persona continues to captivate the collective imagination.
Building upon these foundational studies, our inquiry into the correlation between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for Nicolas Cage transcends the traditional confines of disciplinary boundaries, embarking on a whimsical journey that defies easy categorization. At the juncture where economics, popular culture, and search engine behavior intersect, our study seeks to uncover the implicit threads woven into the fabric of consumer desires and cultural fascination.
Turning to non-fiction works, "Fast Food Nation" by Eric Schlosser and "Celebrity Culture and the American Dream" by Karen Sternheimer provide valuable insights into the intricate dynamics of consumer behavior and celebrity influence, anchoring our exploration within the broader context of societal trends and individual preferences. Additionally, the theoretical framework of "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner offers a lens through which to contemplate the unanticipated correlations that underpin economic and cultural phenomena.
In a whimsical departure from the traditional, yet equally enlightening, the study draws inspiration from fictional narratives that explore the idiosyncrasies of human behavior and serendipitous connections. Works such as "Pulp Fiction" by Quentin Tarantino and "Leaving Las Vegas" by John O'Brien provide a cultural backdrop against which to situate the enigmatic allure of fast food indulgence and the enigmatic appeal of Nicolas Cage.
Moreover, television shows such as "The Fast Food Fix," "Unsolved Mysteries of Hollywood," and "Man vs. Food" offer a colorful tapestry of cultural touchstones and gastronomic curiosities, potentially providing additional perspectives on the intersection of culinary delights and the enigmatic allure of a certain actor whose name rhymes with "rage."
As we chart a course through this unconventional terrain, the literature review serves as a lighthearted yet profound preamble to the delightful exploration of the unforeseen connections that underlie the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic Nicolas Cage.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the connection between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' for the time period 2005 to 2022 revealed a surprisingly strong correlation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299 suggested a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.7719906 indicated that approximately 77.2% of the variation in Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' could be explained by the global revenue generated by McDonald's. The p-value of less than 0.01 further confirmed the statistical significance of this correlation.
Figure 1 presents a scatterplot depicting the observed correlation between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage', showcasing the striking pattern that emerged from our analysis.
The results of our study not only demonstrate the unexpected association between these two disparate subjects but also raise thought-provoking questions about the underlying mechanisms driving this correlation. It seems that there may be more at play here than meets the eye, prompting us to consider whether there exists a deeper, metaphorical connection between the satisfaction of fast food cravings and the peculiar allure of Nicolas Cage.
The implications of this research extend beyond the confines of traditional economic and cultural analyses, hinting at the whimsical interplay between popular culture and consumer behavior. While the precise nature of this correlation may remain as enigmatic as a Nicolas Cage performance, our findings offer a humorous yet captivating perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In conclusion, our investigation into the link between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' has unearthed a peculiar and intriguing correlation, challenging conventional notions about the whimsical interconnections within our world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study corroborate the quirky conjectures put forth by Smith et al. (2017) and Doe and Jones (2019) regarding the unexpected whims of consumer behavior and the capricious nature of online search phenomena. As we untangle the web of correlations, it is evident that our results lend empirical support to the notion that the enigmatic allure of Nicolas Cage, much like the irresistible aroma of McDonald's fries, has a remarkable influence on global search behavior and, by extension, consumer habits. This parallel seems to suggest a curious interplay between the universal quest for satisfying cravings and the enigmatic pull of a certain actor whose name elicits a spectrum of emotions akin to the wide range of condiments available at a fast-food joint. The metaphorical resonances weaves a web of unexpected interconnectedness that transcends mere statistical associations, raising profound and rib-tickling questions about the whimsical threads that tether seemingly disparate aspects of our modern tapestry of existence.

Our study, much like the enigmatic performances of the illustrious Nicolas Cage himself, adds a layer of intrigue to the hitherto unexplored hinterlands of consumer behavior and cultural resonance. The emergent correlation between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' impels us to contemplate the profound and serendipitous connections that underpin societal trends and individual preferences. Perhaps, just as a timeless piece of cinema or an enduring culinary delight, the enigmatic allure of Nicolas Cage and the satisfying allure of McDonald's resonate with a shared aspect of human desire – the pursuit of gratification that extends beyond the realm of logic and follows a path as winding as one of Cage's cryptic monologues.

As we navigate the depths of this unexpected correlation, it becomes clear that our research transcends the bounds of traditional disciplinary boundaries, leading us to ponder a delightful and slightly absurd intersection of seemingly unrelated phenomena. While our findings offer a whimsical twist to the discourse on economic and cultural analyses, they also serve as a testament to the delightful yet enigmatic interplay between popular culture and consumer behavior. The unexpected threads that knit together the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' form a quirky yet captivating tapestry, unveiling the enchanted dance of caprice and coherence that underpins the contemporary world in a manner as beguiling as an unpredictable plot twist in a Nicolas Cage film.

In summary, our research provides a window into the offbeat dimensions of consumer behavior and cultural resonance, offering a humorous yet intriguing perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena. While our findings may provoke laughter and bemusement, they also invite contemplation about the delightful and confounding quirks that infuse our everyday experiences with a touch of unexpected charm.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Connecting Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's with Google Searches for 'Nicolas Cage'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic actor, Nicolas Cage. Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 2005 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, is a testament to the unexpectedly strong relationship between these seemingly disparate subjects.

As we explore the curious correlation, it becomes evident that there is more to this connection than meets the eye. The findings present a conundrum, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a deeper, metaphorical link between the satisfying cravings for fast food and the perplexing allure of the "Cage"y enigma. The implications of this research extend beyond the realm of economics and search engine behavior, offering a glimpse into the whimsical interconnectedness of popular culture and consumer habits. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation remain as enigmatic as a Nicolas Cage performance, this study provides a humorous yet intriguing perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introduction
The landscape of global commerce and popular culture is a complex tapestry threaded with unforeseen connections and inexplicable correlations. In the multifaceted realm of consumer behavior, the interplay between seemingly incongruous entities often defies conventional explanation. This study embarks on an unconventional exploration, seeking to unravel the whimsical correlation between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the enigmatic phenomenon of Google searches for the thespian enigma, Nicolas Cage.
While the initial premise of this inquiry may raise eyebrows - or perhaps arch them in amusement - our analysis has uncovered a startling correlation that demands attention. As if plucked from the plot of a surrealist film, the association between indulging in fast food cravings and the compulsion to delve into the quizzical world of Nicolas Cage appears, at first glance, to be a whimsical quirk of happenstance. However, our findings unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, underscoring the robust statistical significance of this unexpected relationship.
Our fascination with the intersection of these disparate spheres is not driven solely by intellectual curiosity, but by the acknowledgment of the larger implications that lie in the shadows of this correlation. As we embark on this unusual journey, it becomes evident that the enigmatic allure of Nicolas Cage and the ubiquitous presence of McDonald's represent not only cultural touchstones but also mirrors reflecting the capricious nature of human behavior.
The confluence of consumer impulses and cultural phenomena, much like the enigmatic performances of Mr. Cage, leaves us pondering the perplexing conundrum: What could link the sizzle of a well-cooked burger with the enigmatic allure of a Nicolas Cage film? Is there a metaphysical connection lurking beneath the surface, beckoning us to contemplate the profound interplay of human desires and societal fascinations?
As we delve into the depths of this unexpected correlation, we are compelled to consider the broader implications that extend beyond the realms of economics and cultural phenomena. Could it be that the whimsical nature of this correlation serves as a reminder that, much like a Nicolas Cage movie marathon, the human experience is a delightful yet confounding enigma?
The elucidation of this correlation not only sheds light on the idiosyncrasies of consumer behavior and popular culture but also offers a moment of respite, inviting a playful and philosophical contemplation of the ceaseless interconnections within our world. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation may remain as elusive as a plot twist in a Nicolas Cage film, our endeavor provides a lighthearted yet thought-provoking perspective on the delightful interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In the pages that follow, we invite the reader to join us in this intellectual journey, marked by the unexpected harmonization of fast food delights and the enigmatic allure of a certain actor whose persona is, quite fittingly, not easily contained within the confines of conventional categories.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the connection between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' for the time period 2005 to 2022 revealed a surprisingly strong correlation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299 suggested a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.7719906 indicated that approximately 77.2% of the variation in Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' could be explained by the global revenue generated by McDonald's. The p-value of less than 0.01 further confirmed the statistical significance of this correlation.
Figure 1 presents a scatterplot depicting the observed correlation between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage', showcasing the striking pattern that emerged from our analysis.
The results of our study not only demonstrate the unexpected association between these two disparate subjects but also raise thought-provoking questions about the underlying mechanisms driving this correlation. It seems that there may be more at play here than meets the eye, prompting us to consider whether there exists a deeper, metaphorical connection between the satisfaction of fast food cravings and the peculiar allure of Nicolas Cage.
The implications of this research extend beyond the confines of traditional economic and cultural analyses, hinting at the whimsical interplay between popular culture and consumer behavior. While the precise nature of this correlation may remain as enigmatic as a Nicolas Cage performance, our findings offer a humorous yet captivating perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In conclusion, our investigation into the link between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' has unearthed a peculiar and intriguing correlation, challenging conventional notions about the whimsical interconnections within our world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study shines a light on the unexpected connection between global revenue generated by McDonald's and Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage', providing a statistical testament to the seemingly whimsical yet robust relationship between these two disparate spheres. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, underscores the significance of this peculiar association.

The implications of this research extend beyond the lack of a reasonable explanation for the surprising correlation. It invites contemplation of the metaphysical link between the gratification of fast food cravings and the mysterious allure of the enigmatic actor. Just as a twist in a Nicolas Cage film keeps the audience guessing, our findings leave us pondering the profound interplay of human desires and societal fascinations, much like the erratic plot of a Nicolas Cage movie.

Figure 1 not only captures the striking pattern of the correlation between these variables, but also serves as a visual reminder that statistical relationships can sometimes be as confounding as navigating through the labyrinthine plot of a Nicolas Cage film.

In light of these findings, we assert with unyielding certainty that there is no need for further research in this area. The uncovering of this whimsical correlation, akin to stumbling upon the remnants of an old McDonald's meal in the midst of a Google search for Nicolas Cage's filmography, offers a moment of mirth amidst the rigors of scholarly pursuit. As such, we hope future researchers will indulge their academic cravings elsewhere, leaving this peculiar correlation to be pondered over while enjoying both a Big Mac and a Nicolas Cage film.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Connecting Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's with Google Searches for 'Nicolas Cage'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Culinary Economics and Internet Pop Culture


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Connecting Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's with Google Searches for 'Nicolas Cage'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Association for Gastronomic Economics and Internet Celebrity Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Connecting Global Revenue Generated by McDonald's with Google Searches for 'Nicolas Cage' with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the global revenue generated by McDonald's and the Google searches for the enigmatic actor, Nicolas Cage. Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, our research team conducted a thorough analysis spanning the years 2005 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.8786299, with a p-value < 0.01, is a testament to the unexpectedly strong relationship between these seemingly disparate subjects.
As we explore the curious correlation, it becomes evident that there is more to this connection than meets the eye. The findings present a conundrum, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a deeper, metaphorical link between the satisfying cravings for fast food and the perplexing allure of the "Cage"y enigma. The implications of this research extend beyond the realm of economics and search engine behavior, offering a glimpse into the whimsical interconnectedness of popular culture and consumer habits. While the underlying mechanisms of this correlation remain as enigmatic as a Nicolas Cage performance, this study provides a humorous yet intriguing perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

ChatGPT:

McDonald's revenue, global revenue, Nicolas Cage, Google searches, correlation analysis, Statista data, Google Trends, consumer habits, popular culture, interconnectedness, fast food cravings

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Data details

Global revenue generated by McDonald's
Source: Statista
See what else correlates with Global revenue generated by McDonald's

Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'

Correlation r = 0.8786299 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7719906 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 77.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Global revenue generated by McDonald's) over the 18 years from 2005 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.61E-6. 0.0000016070544582685162000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 0.000161% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 622,256 random variables You don't actually need 622 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 17 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 17 because we have two variables measured over a period of 18 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.7, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Global revenue generated by McDonald's (Billion US Dollars)19.1220.922.7923.5222.7524.0827.0127.5728.1127.4425.4124.6222.8221.0321.0819.2123.2223.18
Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage' (Rel. search volume)33.666735.583339.583338.166752.166750.166768.166763.833374.416765.666759.552.083343.666745.416744.916745.2547.833350.5833




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([19.12,20.9,22.79,23.52,22.75,24.08,27.01,27.57,28.11,27.44,25.41,24.62,22.82,21.03,21.08,19.21,23.22,23.18,])
array_2 = np.array([33.6667,35.5833,39.5833,38.1667,52.1667,50.1667,68.1667,63.8333,74.4167,65.6667,59.5,52.0833,43.6667,45.4167,44.9167,45.25,47.8333,50.5833,])
array_1_name = "Global revenue generated by McDonald's"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'Nicolas Cage'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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