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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is American cheese consumption and the second variable is Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme.  The chart goes from 2006 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The added calcium from all that American cheese led to stronger bone density, making people better able to handle life's metaphorical fires and find the 'this is fine' meme even more relatable.

Create a meme inspired by the this is fine meme that in some way references American cheese consumption. Try to emulate the style of the meme - don’t violate the copyright, just make it look and feel like the original meme.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in American cheese consumption caused Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Chomping on Cheddar: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and the 'This is Fine' Meme

The International Journal of Cheese Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from USDA and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01 for 2006 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Chomping on Cheddar: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and the 'This is Fine' Meme

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the saying goes, "When life gives you cheese, make fondue" - a sentiment that resonates with American cheese enthusiasts and internet meme aficionados alike. In this study, we sought to uncover the hidden relationship between the consumption of American cheese and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, known for its firey humor. Leveraging data from the USDA and Google Trends, our research team examined the period from 2006 to 2021 to determine whether a correlation exists between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a rather cheesy surprise - a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme. This tantalizing correlation invites the pun-tential for further investigation into the cultural and behavioral factors at play. So let's brie-f all in our interpretations and make a toast to the gouda old days when a slice of American cheese could truly bring a smile - or, at least, an ironic nod - to our faces!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Chomping on Cheddar: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and the 'This is Fine' Meme

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the saying goes, "When life gives you cheese, make fondue" - a sentiment that resonates with American cheese enthusiasts and internet meme aficionados alike. In this study, we sought to uncover the hidden relationship between the consumption of American cheese and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, known for its firey humor. Leveraging data from the USDA and Google Trends, our research team examined the period from 2006 to 2021 to determine whether a correlation exists between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a rather cheesy surprise - a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme. This tantalizing correlation invites the pun-tential for further investigation into the cultural and behavioral factors at play. So let's brie-f all in our interpretations and make a toast to the gouda old days when a slice of American cheese could truly bring a smile - or, at least, an ironic nod - to our faces!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

"Did you hear about the scientist who turned herself into a cheese? She wanted to do a little self-experimentation with cheddar genetics! But in all seriousness, the relationship between American cheese consumption and the 'this is fine' meme is no joke. With the explosion of internet memes and the enduring popularity of cheese in American culture, it's natural to wonder if there's a deeper connection between these two phenomena. In this study, we embark on a journey through the land of statistics and memes to uncover the intriguing correlation between these seemingly unrelated entities."

The modern era has seen a surge in the consumption of American cheese, prompting many to ponder its impact on societal trends and behaviors. Meanwhile, the 'this is fine' meme has become a ubiquitous symbol of resigned humor in the face of chaos, much like finding the last slice of cheese in the fridge. Our study aims to shed light on whether there's more to this correlation than meets the eye - much like a good Gouda, it's all about the layers.

As we delve into the statistical analysis, we must approach the relationship between these variables with a calculated mix of curiosity and caution. After all, correlation does not imply causation - unless, of course, you're talking about the causative effect of cheese-induced happiness! Nonetheless, understanding the extent of this correlation is crucial in unraveling the sociocultural dynamics at play. It's a bit like peeling back the layers of an onion - or in this case, a wheel of cheese - to reveal the flavorful intricacies within.

Upon immersing ourselves in the data, we were met with some rather cheesy surprises. The correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01 left us feeling gratefully amused, akin to stumbling upon a sharp cheddar pun in a scholarly article. This substantial correlation leads us to question - is the love for American cheese fueling the flames of the 'this is fine' meme, or is it merely a coincidental curd-incidence in the grand narrative of internet culture?

In the following sections, we will dissect the data and explore potential explanations for this compelling connection, navigating through the statistical landscape with the precision of a Swiss cheese slicer. So, let's dive into this creamy concoction of statistics and memes, and as they say, "Keep calm and brie-lieve in the power of cheese and humor!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Chomping on Cheddar: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and the 'This is Fine' Meme

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the saying goes, "When life gives you cheese, make fondue" - a sentiment that resonates with American cheese enthusiasts and internet meme aficionados alike. In this study, we sought to uncover the hidden relationship between the consumption of American cheese and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, known for its firey humor. Leveraging data from the USDA and Google Trends, our research team examined the period from 2006 to 2021 to determine whether a correlation exists between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a rather cheesy surprise - a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme. This tantalizing correlation invites the pun-tential for further investigation into the cultural and behavioral factors at play. So let's brie-f all in our interpretations and make a toast to the gouda old days when a slice of American cheese could truly bring a smile - or, at least, an ironic nod - to our faces!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
"Did you hear about the scientist who turned herself into a cheese? She wanted to do a little self-experimentation with cheddar genetics! But in all seriousness, the relationship between American cheese consumption and the 'this is fine' meme is no joke. With the explosion of internet memes and the enduring popularity of cheese in American culture, it's natural to wonder if there's a deeper connection between these two phenomena. In this study, we embark on a journey through the land of statistics and memes to uncover the intriguing correlation between these seemingly unrelated entities."
The modern era has seen a surge in the consumption of American cheese, prompting many to ponder its impact on societal trends and behaviors. Meanwhile, the 'this is fine' meme has become a ubiquitous symbol of resigned humor in the face of chaos, much like finding the last slice of cheese in the fridge. Our study aims to shed light on whether there's more to this correlation than meets the eye - much like a good Gouda, it's all about the layers.
As we delve into the statistical analysis, we must approach the relationship between these variables with a calculated mix of curiosity and caution. After all, correlation does not imply causation - unless, of course, you're talking about the causative effect of cheese-induced happiness! Nonetheless, understanding the extent of this correlation is crucial in unraveling the sociocultural dynamics at play. It's a bit like peeling back the layers of an onion - or in this case, a wheel of cheese - to reveal the flavorful intricacies within.
Upon immersing ourselves in the data, we were met with some rather cheesy surprises. The correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01 left us feeling gratefully amused, akin to stumbling upon a sharp cheddar pun in a scholarly article. This substantial correlation leads us to question - is the love for American cheese fueling the flames of the 'this is fine' meme, or is it merely a coincidental curd-incidence in the grand narrative of internet culture?
In the following sections, we will dissect the data and explore potential explanations for this compelling connection, navigating through the statistical landscape with the precision of a Swiss cheese slicer. So, let's dive into this creamy concoction of statistics and memes, and as they say, "Keep calm and brie-lieve in the power of cheese and humor!"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of American cheese consumption patterns in the United States, providing a foundation for understanding the cultural and dietary significance of this dairy product. Their findings illuminated the pervasive presence of American cheese in the American diet, highlighting its versatility in culinary applications and its prevalence as a staple ingredient in popular dishes. This cheesy exploration resonates with the quest for knowledge that our study undertakes, albeit with a side of crackers and a dash of whimsy.

On the other end of the spectrum, Jones (2018) delved into the emergent phenomenon of internet memes and their impact on contemporary culture. His examination of the 'this is fine' meme, characterized by its iconic image of a cartoon dog surrounded by flames, provided valuable insights into the meme's widespread appeal and its role as a vehicle for expressing ironic acceptance in the face of adversity. This analysis sets the stage for our investigation into the interplay between cultural symbolism and consumable dairy products, inviting us to ponder the memetic potential of a well-placed cheese pun.

Diving into non-fiction books, "The Big Cheese: A Closer Look at America's Love Affair with American Cheese" by Melt & Mingle (2019) offers a detailed exploration of the historical, cultural, and gastronomic aspects of American cheese, providing a rich backdrop for contextualizing its relevance in modern society. Likewise, "From Mice to Memes: Tracing the Evolution of Internet Culture" by Byte & Bit (2017) traces the evolution of internet memes and their interconnectedness with broader sociocultural dynamics, setting the stage for our investigation into the unlikely intersection of cheese consumption and digital humor.

In the realm of fiction, "The Cheddar Chronicle" by Brie Authors (2005) weaves a narrative tapestry of cheese-themed intrigue and culinary escapades, perhaps offering a metaphorical parallel to the intricate web of connections we seek to unravel in our study. Furthermore, "The Gouda Gambit" by Edam Escapades (2012) presents a tantalizing tale of suspense and savory secrets, reminding us that beneath the surface of seemingly mundane topics, there may lie unexpected layers of significance.

As a respite from the scholarly pursuit of knowledge, the research team sought inspiration and insight from popular television shows, such as "The Great British Bake Off," where the art of cheese-making and the cultivation of a good pun are celebrated in equal measure. Additionally, "Parks and Recreation" provided a comedic backdrop for contemplation, prompting us to consider the role of cheesy humor in shaping societal interactions and cultural phenomena.

The convergence of these diverse sources lays the foundation for our investigation into the correlation between American cheese consumption and the 'this is fine' meme, offering a multifaceted lens through which to interpret the tantalizing data that awaits. And as we embark on this academic journey, let us not forget that when it comes to cheese-related research, there's always room for a gouda pun or two.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends . You used data from 2006 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Chomping on Cheddar: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and the 'This is Fine' Meme

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the saying goes, "When life gives you cheese, make fondue" - a sentiment that resonates with American cheese enthusiasts and internet meme aficionados alike. In this study, we sought to uncover the hidden relationship between the consumption of American cheese and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, known for its firey humor. Leveraging data from the USDA and Google Trends, our research team examined the period from 2006 to 2021 to determine whether a correlation exists between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a rather cheesy surprise - a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme. This tantalizing correlation invites the pun-tential for further investigation into the cultural and behavioral factors at play. So let's brie-f all in our interpretations and make a toast to the gouda old days when a slice of American cheese could truly bring a smile - or, at least, an ironic nod - to our faces!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
"Did you hear about the scientist who turned herself into a cheese? She wanted to do a little self-experimentation with cheddar genetics! But in all seriousness, the relationship between American cheese consumption and the 'this is fine' meme is no joke. With the explosion of internet memes and the enduring popularity of cheese in American culture, it's natural to wonder if there's a deeper connection between these two phenomena. In this study, we embark on a journey through the land of statistics and memes to uncover the intriguing correlation between these seemingly unrelated entities."
The modern era has seen a surge in the consumption of American cheese, prompting many to ponder its impact on societal trends and behaviors. Meanwhile, the 'this is fine' meme has become a ubiquitous symbol of resigned humor in the face of chaos, much like finding the last slice of cheese in the fridge. Our study aims to shed light on whether there's more to this correlation than meets the eye - much like a good Gouda, it's all about the layers.
As we delve into the statistical analysis, we must approach the relationship between these variables with a calculated mix of curiosity and caution. After all, correlation does not imply causation - unless, of course, you're talking about the causative effect of cheese-induced happiness! Nonetheless, understanding the extent of this correlation is crucial in unraveling the sociocultural dynamics at play. It's a bit like peeling back the layers of an onion - or in this case, a wheel of cheese - to reveal the flavorful intricacies within.
Upon immersing ourselves in the data, we were met with some rather cheesy surprises. The correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01 left us feeling gratefully amused, akin to stumbling upon a sharp cheddar pun in a scholarly article. This substantial correlation leads us to question - is the love for American cheese fueling the flames of the 'this is fine' meme, or is it merely a coincidental curd-incidence in the grand narrative of internet culture?
In the following sections, we will dissect the data and explore potential explanations for this compelling connection, navigating through the statistical landscape with the precision of a Swiss cheese slicer. So, let's dive into this creamy concoction of statistics and memes, and as they say, "Keep calm and brie-lieve in the power of cheese and humor!"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic connection between American cheese consumption and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, our research team embarked on a scientific journey with the zest of a lemon and the dedication of a cheese connoisseur. Our methodology involved a concoction of statistical analyses, internet trawling, and a sprinkle of cheesy humor to decipher this peculiar relationship.

We began our study by gathering data on American cheese consumption from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) – the Mecca of muenster and the shrine of swiss. The USDA provided us with a treasure trove of information, allowing us to track the consumption patterns of American cheese from 2006 to 2021, akin to tracing the evolution of a fine wine - or cheese, in this case. The data was so Gouda, it almost felt Brieliant!

After savoring the USDA data, we turned our attention to Google Trends, the virtual playground for unraveling the ebbs and flows of internet culture. By analyzing search volume trends related to the 'this is fine' meme during the same time period, we sought to capture the zeitgeist of online humor - as if we were trying to catch a cheddar-scented breeze on the internet.

Now, here comes the gouda part – combining these two datasets! We employed a series of statistical analyses, including Pearson's correlation coefficient and regression modeling, to unearth the potential relationship between American cheese consumption and the meme's popularity. Our calculations were as sharp as a well-aged cheddar, yet as delicate as a crumbly blue cheese.

But what sets our approach apart from the rest? Well, we didn't just stop at the standard analyses. Oh no, we seasoned our methodology with a hint of creativity! In a daring move, we employed the 'cheese-factor analysis', a method of quantifying the cheesiness of memes - a statistical feat as rare as a wheel of fine parmesan.

Additionally, we conducted a comprehensive sentiment analysis of social media posts related to both American cheese and the 'this is fine' meme. By parsing through the digital cheese-scape, we aimed to discern the emotional undercurrents that could contribute to this correlation. It was like sifting through a wheel of Emmental to find the perfect cheesy nuggets of insight.

As with any thorough research endeavor, we navigated through a maze of data with the precision of a seasoned cheesemonger, carefully selecting the finest statistical tools and methodologies to unearth the hidden connection between these seemingly unrelated entities.

With our comprehensive methodology in place and our sense of humor well-aged, we ventured into uncharted statistical territory, ready to melt away the mysteries and slice through the cheesy layers of this intriguing correlation. As the data unfolded before us, we couldn't help but quip about the 'whey-d' results we were about to uncover – pun intended!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends .

For the time period 2006 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9309756, r-squared of 0.8667155, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Chomping on Cheddar: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and the 'This is Fine' Meme

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the saying goes, "When life gives you cheese, make fondue" - a sentiment that resonates with American cheese enthusiasts and internet meme aficionados alike. In this study, we sought to uncover the hidden relationship between the consumption of American cheese and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, known for its firey humor. Leveraging data from the USDA and Google Trends, our research team examined the period from 2006 to 2021 to determine whether a correlation exists between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a rather cheesy surprise - a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme. This tantalizing correlation invites the pun-tential for further investigation into the cultural and behavioral factors at play. So let's brie-f all in our interpretations and make a toast to the gouda old days when a slice of American cheese could truly bring a smile - or, at least, an ironic nod - to our faces!

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
"Did you hear about the scientist who turned herself into a cheese? She wanted to do a little self-experimentation with cheddar genetics! But in all seriousness, the relationship between American cheese consumption and the 'this is fine' meme is no joke. With the explosion of internet memes and the enduring popularity of cheese in American culture, it's natural to wonder if there's a deeper connection between these two phenomena. In this study, we embark on a journey through the land of statistics and memes to uncover the intriguing correlation between these seemingly unrelated entities."
The modern era has seen a surge in the consumption of American cheese, prompting many to ponder its impact on societal trends and behaviors. Meanwhile, the 'this is fine' meme has become a ubiquitous symbol of resigned humor in the face of chaos, much like finding the last slice of cheese in the fridge. Our study aims to shed light on whether there's more to this correlation than meets the eye - much like a good Gouda, it's all about the layers.
As we delve into the statistical analysis, we must approach the relationship between these variables with a calculated mix of curiosity and caution. After all, correlation does not imply causation - unless, of course, you're talking about the causative effect of cheese-induced happiness! Nonetheless, understanding the extent of this correlation is crucial in unraveling the sociocultural dynamics at play. It's a bit like peeling back the layers of an onion - or in this case, a wheel of cheese - to reveal the flavorful intricacies within.
Upon immersing ourselves in the data, we were met with some rather cheesy surprises. The correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01 left us feeling gratefully amused, akin to stumbling upon a sharp cheddar pun in a scholarly article. This substantial correlation leads us to question - is the love for American cheese fueling the flames of the 'this is fine' meme, or is it merely a coincidental curd-incidence in the grand narrative of internet culture?
In the following sections, we will dissect the data and explore potential explanations for this compelling connection, navigating through the statistical landscape with the precision of a Swiss cheese slicer. So, let's dive into this creamy concoction of statistics and memes, and as they say, "Keep calm and brie-lieve in the power of cheese and humor!"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

In examining the relationship between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme, our research team uncovered a rather gouda surprise. The correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 between these seemingly unrelated variables left us feeling cheddarful and amused, much like stumbling upon a sharp dad joke. The r-squared value of 0.8667155 further highlighted the strong association between these cultural phenomena, reminiscent of the robust flavors of a well-aged cheese.

Our findings suggest a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, indicating that as American cheese consumption rises, so too does the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme. It's as if the internet culture has been saying, "Say cheese!" in the face of adversity and finding humor in the midst of chaos - much like finding a slice of American cheese hidden in the depths of the refrigerator.

The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this correlation, providing compelling evidence for the connection between these variables. This discovery raises exciting possibilities for further research into the psychological and sociocultural mechanisms underlying the affinity for American cheese and the embrace of the 'this is fine' meme, much like uncovering a hidden treasure in the depths of a cheese wheel.

Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between American cheese consumption and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, serving as a visual testament to the intriguing relationship we have uncovered. It's like a slice of Swiss cheese - visually appealing and full of holes, yet still holding everything together, much like how statistical analysis holds patterns in data together.

Our findings fuel the pungent potential for future investigations into the intertwined complexities of culture, humor, and food consumption, leaving us with a cheesy grin as we contemplate the delectable mysteries of human behavior. The strength of the correlation between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme encourages us to embrace the cheesiness of life and relish in the unexpected connections that statistical analysis can reveal. Just when you thought you've seen it all, along comes a correlation that winks and says, "You gouda brie kidding me!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Chomping on Cheddar: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and the 'This is Fine' Meme

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the saying goes, "When life gives you cheese, make fondue" - a sentiment that resonates with American cheese enthusiasts and internet meme aficionados alike. In this study, we sought to uncover the hidden relationship between the consumption of American cheese and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, known for its firey humor. Leveraging data from the USDA and Google Trends, our research team examined the period from 2006 to 2021 to determine whether a correlation exists between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a rather cheesy surprise - a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme. This tantalizing correlation invites the pun-tential for further investigation into the cultural and behavioral factors at play. So let's brie-f all in our interpretations and make a toast to the gouda old days when a slice of American cheese could truly bring a smile - or, at least, an ironic nod - to our faces!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of American cheese consumption patterns in the United States, providing a foundation for understanding the cultural and dietary significance of this dairy product. Their findings illuminated the pervasive presence of American cheese in the American diet, highlighting its versatility in culinary applications and its prevalence as a staple ingredient in popular dishes. This cheesy exploration resonates with the quest for knowledge that our study undertakes, albeit with a side of crackers and a dash of whimsy.
On the other end of the spectrum, Jones (2018) delved into the emergent phenomenon of internet memes and their impact on contemporary culture. His examination of the 'this is fine' meme, characterized by its iconic image of a cartoon dog surrounded by flames, provided valuable insights into the meme's widespread appeal and its role as a vehicle for expressing ironic acceptance in the face of adversity. This analysis sets the stage for our investigation into the interplay between cultural symbolism and consumable dairy products, inviting us to ponder the memetic potential of a well-placed cheese pun.
Diving into non-fiction books, "The Big Cheese: A Closer Look at America's Love Affair with American Cheese" by Melt & Mingle (2019) offers a detailed exploration of the historical, cultural, and gastronomic aspects of American cheese, providing a rich backdrop for contextualizing its relevance in modern society. Likewise, "From Mice to Memes: Tracing the Evolution of Internet Culture" by Byte & Bit (2017) traces the evolution of internet memes and their interconnectedness with broader sociocultural dynamics, setting the stage for our investigation into the unlikely intersection of cheese consumption and digital humor.
In the realm of fiction, "The Cheddar Chronicle" by Brie Authors (2005) weaves a narrative tapestry of cheese-themed intrigue and culinary escapades, perhaps offering a metaphorical parallel to the intricate web of connections we seek to unravel in our study. Furthermore, "The Gouda Gambit" by Edam Escapades (2012) presents a tantalizing tale of suspense and savory secrets, reminding us that beneath the surface of seemingly mundane topics, there may lie unexpected layers of significance.
As a respite from the scholarly pursuit of knowledge, the research team sought inspiration and insight from popular television shows, such as "The Great British Bake Off," where the art of cheese-making and the cultivation of a good pun are celebrated in equal measure. Additionally, "Parks and Recreation" provided a comedic backdrop for contemplation, prompting us to consider the role of cheesy humor in shaping societal interactions and cultural phenomena.
The convergence of these diverse sources lays the foundation for our investigation into the correlation between American cheese consumption and the 'this is fine' meme, offering a multifaceted lens through which to interpret the tantalizing data that awaits. And as we embark on this academic journey, let us not forget that when it comes to cheese-related research, there's always room for a gouda pun or two.

[[RESULTS]]
In examining the relationship between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme, our research team uncovered a rather gouda surprise. The correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 between these seemingly unrelated variables left us feeling cheddarful and amused, much like stumbling upon a sharp dad joke. The r-squared value of 0.8667155 further highlighted the strong association between these cultural phenomena, reminiscent of the robust flavors of a well-aged cheese.
Our findings suggest a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, indicating that as American cheese consumption rises, so too does the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme. It's as if the internet culture has been saying, "Say cheese!" in the face of adversity and finding humor in the midst of chaos - much like finding a slice of American cheese hidden in the depths of the refrigerator.
The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this correlation, providing compelling evidence for the connection between these variables. This discovery raises exciting possibilities for further research into the psychological and sociocultural mechanisms underlying the affinity for American cheese and the embrace of the 'this is fine' meme, much like uncovering a hidden treasure in the depths of a cheese wheel.
Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between American cheese consumption and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, serving as a visual testament to the intriguing relationship we have uncovered. It's like a slice of Swiss cheese - visually appealing and full of holes, yet still holding everything together, much like how statistical analysis holds patterns in data together.
Our findings fuel the pungent potential for future investigations into the intertwined complexities of culture, humor, and food consumption, leaving us with a cheesy grin as we contemplate the delectable mysteries of human behavior. The strength of the correlation between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme encourages us to embrace the cheesiness of life and relish in the unexpected connections that statistical analysis can reveal. Just when you thought you've seen it all, along comes a correlation that winks and says, "You gouda brie kidding me!"

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study unveiled a seemingly un-brielievable connection between American cheese consumption and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme. This curious correlation reinforces the notion that in the world of statistical analysis, anything is possible - even the unexpected affinity between dairy products and internet humor. The significant positive relationship between these variables, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01, suggests that there is, in fact, a grate deal of memetic potential hidden within the depths of a cheese plate.

Building on the findings of Smith and Doe (2015) regarding American cheese's prevalence in the American diet, our study underscores the cultural and dietary significance of this dairy product in a rather cheesy context. The strong correlation we observed aligns with their foundational work, emphasizing the enduring influence of American cheese on culinary practices and its unexpected connection to digital culture. It's almost as if American cheese has been quietly whispering, "I'm gouda be in more memes" while lounging in between burger patties.

Likewise, the insights provided by Jones (2018) regarding the widespread appeal of the 'this is fine' meme find resonance in our discovery. The meme's role in expressing ironic acceptance in the face of adversity mirrors the ironic pairing of American cheese with humorous internet content. It's as if the meme and the cheese have been playing a game of hide and seek, each waiting for the other to emerge and say, "You cheddar believe it!"

The statistical robustness of our findings, reflected in the high R-squared value of 0.8667155, further validates the strength of the association between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme, leaving us as gratified as a well-aged block of cheddar. The visual representation of this correlation in the scatterplot resembles the holey yet cohesive nature of Swiss cheese, reminding us that even in the world of statistical analysis, there's always room for a cheesy visual pun to bring a smile to our faces.

In conclusion, our research has melted away the veil of obscurity surrounding the relationship between American cheese consumption and the 'this is fine' meme, shedding light on the unexpected but compelling intersection of food culture and digital humor. The connection we have uncovered adds a new layer of richness to our understanding of human behavior and cultural phenomena, reminding us that when it comes to statistical analysis, there's always room for a slice of humor - and perhaps a slice of American cheese too. It's a gouda feeling indeed to have unraveled such a delectable paradox, proving that sometimes, the funniest correlations can be found in the most unexpected places.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Chomping on Cheddar: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and the 'This is Fine' Meme

[[ABSTRACT]]
As the saying goes, "When life gives you cheese, make fondue" - a sentiment that resonates with American cheese enthusiasts and internet meme aficionados alike. In this study, we sought to uncover the hidden relationship between the consumption of American cheese and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, known for its firey humor. Leveraging data from the USDA and Google Trends, our research team examined the period from 2006 to 2021 to determine whether a correlation exists between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a rather cheesy surprise - a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme. This tantalizing correlation invites the pun-tential for further investigation into the cultural and behavioral factors at play. So let's brie-f all in our interpretations and make a toast to the gouda old days when a slice of American cheese could truly bring a smile - or, at least, an ironic nod - to our faces!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
"Did you hear about the scientist who turned herself into a cheese? She wanted to do a little self-experimentation with cheddar genetics! But in all seriousness, the relationship between American cheese consumption and the 'this is fine' meme is no joke. With the explosion of internet memes and the enduring popularity of cheese in American culture, it's natural to wonder if there's a deeper connection between these two phenomena. In this study, we embark on a journey through the land of statistics and memes to uncover the intriguing correlation between these seemingly unrelated entities."
The modern era has seen a surge in the consumption of American cheese, prompting many to ponder its impact on societal trends and behaviors. Meanwhile, the 'this is fine' meme has become a ubiquitous symbol of resigned humor in the face of chaos, much like finding the last slice of cheese in the fridge. Our study aims to shed light on whether there's more to this correlation than meets the eye - much like a good Gouda, it's all about the layers.
As we delve into the statistical analysis, we must approach the relationship between these variables with a calculated mix of curiosity and caution. After all, correlation does not imply causation - unless, of course, you're talking about the causative effect of cheese-induced happiness! Nonetheless, understanding the extent of this correlation is crucial in unraveling the sociocultural dynamics at play. It's a bit like peeling back the layers of an onion - or in this case, a wheel of cheese - to reveal the flavorful intricacies within.
Upon immersing ourselves in the data, we were met with some rather cheesy surprises. The correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01 left us feeling gratefully amused, akin to stumbling upon a sharp cheddar pun in a scholarly article. This substantial correlation leads us to question - is the love for American cheese fueling the flames of the 'this is fine' meme, or is it merely a coincidental curd-incidence in the grand narrative of internet culture?
In the following sections, we will dissect the data and explore potential explanations for this compelling connection, navigating through the statistical landscape with the precision of a Swiss cheese slicer. So, let's dive into this creamy concoction of statistics and memes, and as they say, "Keep calm and brie-lieve in the power of cheese and humor!"

[[RESULTS]]
In examining the relationship between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme, our research team uncovered a rather gouda surprise. The correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 between these seemingly unrelated variables left us feeling cheddarful and amused, much like stumbling upon a sharp dad joke. The r-squared value of 0.8667155 further highlighted the strong association between these cultural phenomena, reminiscent of the robust flavors of a well-aged cheese.
Our findings suggest a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, indicating that as American cheese consumption rises, so too does the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme. It's as if the internet culture has been saying, "Say cheese!" in the face of adversity and finding humor in the midst of chaos - much like finding a slice of American cheese hidden in the depths of the refrigerator.
The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this correlation, providing compelling evidence for the connection between these variables. This discovery raises exciting possibilities for further research into the psychological and sociocultural mechanisms underlying the affinity for American cheese and the embrace of the 'this is fine' meme, much like uncovering a hidden treasure in the depths of a cheese wheel.
Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between American cheese consumption and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, serving as a visual testament to the intriguing relationship we have uncovered. It's like a slice of Swiss cheese - visually appealing and full of holes, yet still holding everything together, much like how statistical analysis holds patterns in data together.
Our findings fuel the pungent potential for future investigations into the intertwined complexities of culture, humor, and food consumption, leaving us with a cheesy grin as we contemplate the delectable mysteries of human behavior. The strength of the correlation between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme encourages us to embrace the cheesiness of life and relish in the unexpected connections that statistical analysis can reveal. Just when you thought you've seen it all, along comes a correlation that winks and says, "You gouda brie kidding me!"

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has uncovered a compelling correlation between American cheese consumption and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme. The robust correlation coefficient and p-value leave us feeling gratefully amused, much like stumbling upon a sharp dad joke in a scholarly article. This tantalizing correlation suggests a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, prompting us to fondly ponder the cheesy influence on internet culture. It's a bit like finding the cream of the crop in a field of curds - truly a gouda find!

The r-squared value emphasizes the substantial association between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme, akin to the robust flavors of a well-aged cheese. This discovery opens the door to further research into the psychological and sociocultural mechanisms underlying the affinity for American cheese and the embrace of the 'this is fine' meme. It's like a hidden treasure waiting to be uncovered, much like finding the perfect pairing for a cheese platter.

As for future directions, we assert with certainty (and a hint of cheesy delight) that no further research is needed in this area. The correlation has been well-aged and has ripened into a delightful insight into the unexpected intersections of culture, humor, and food consumption. It seems that in the grand narrative of internet culture, the love for American cheese and the embrace of the 'this is fine' meme go together like macaroni and, you guessed it, cheese. So let's brie happy with this conclusion and feta not delve into this topic any further!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Chomping on Cheddar: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and the 'This is Fine' Meme. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Cheese Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Chomping on Cheddar: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and the 'This is Fine' Meme. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Dairy Delight Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Chomping on Cheddar: The Curious Correlation Between American Cheese Consumption and the 'This is Fine' Meme with an abstract of As the saying goes, "When life gives you cheese, make fondue" - a sentiment that resonates with American cheese enthusiasts and internet meme aficionados alike. In this study, we sought to uncover the hidden relationship between the consumption of American cheese and the popularity of the 'this is fine' meme, known for its firey humor. Leveraging data from the USDA and Google Trends, our research team examined the period from 2006 to 2021 to determine whether a correlation exists between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings revealed a rather cheesy surprise - a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9309756 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and the prevalence of the 'this is fine' meme. This tantalizing correlation invites the pun-tential for further investigation into the cultural and behavioral factors at play. So let's brie-f all in our interpretations and make a toast to the gouda old days when a slice of American cheese could truly bring a smile - or, at least, an ironic nod - to our faces!

ChatGPT:

American cheese consumption, this is fine meme, correlation, cultural factors, behavioral factors, USDA data, Google Trends, American cheese enthusiasts, internet meme, humor, correlation coefficient, cultural impact of food, behavioral impact of internet memes

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Data details

American cheese consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of American cheese in the US
Source: USDA
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Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'this is fine meme' (without quotes, in the United States)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume is a unique Google thing; the shape of the chart is accurate but the actual numbers are meaningless.

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Correlation r = 0.9309756 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8667155 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 86.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., American cheese consumption) over the 16 years from 2006 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.7E-7. 0.0000001665542740684312200000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 1.7E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 6,004,049 random variables You don't actually need 6 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 15 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 15 because we have two variables measured over a period of 16 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.81, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
American cheese consumption (Pounds per person)13.065612.792913.130613.355313.304813.039213.256913.357313.665614.044414.362115.090115.402715.538915.516.1
Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme (Relative popularity)1.111110.4444440.4444440.71.20.60.1428570.31.666678.8333328.833335.333344.083353.833367.666740.9167




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([13.0656,12.7929,13.1306,13.3553,13.3048,13.0392,13.2569,13.3573,13.6656,14.0444,14.3621,15.0901,15.4027,15.5389,15.5,16.1,])
array_2 = np.array([1.11111,0.444444,0.444444,0.7,1.2,0.6,0.142857,0.3,1.66667,8.83333,28.8333,35.3333,44.0833,53.8333,67.6667,40.9167,])
array_1_name = "American cheese consumption"
array_2_name = "Popularity of the 'this is fine' meme"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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