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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and the second variable is Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As Iowa farmers switched to non-GMO corn, they unknowingly stopped growing crops that emitted a frequency previously used to communicate with the intergalactic corn-loving community. With the GMO corn no longer around to broadcast their invitations for a cosmic corn feast, the UFOs had to sadly bypass Iowa, leading to a nationwide dip in reported sightings. It turns out, our alien friends were just a-maize-d with GMO corn!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a futuristic cornfield in Iowa, featuring towering stalks of non-GMO corn swaying gently in the wind. In the background, a saucer hovers with a group of confused and disappointed aliens conducting a Google search for "report UFO sighting." The aliens observe the corn with their radar scanners, expressing frustration before zipping off toward neighboring states with shimmering non-GMO corn fields. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Futuristic An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Cyber folk Parallax art
ChatGPT: Futuristic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting', in the following situation: The decrease in GMO use in corn grown in Iowa caused a decrease in report UFO sightings because the aliens got tired of getting lost in the maize and decided to pop-corn over to a different state where the snacks are less genetically modified. The extraterrestrial visitors found the non-GMO corn in the neighboring state to be far more a-maize-ing and appealing for their intergalactic snacking needs. As a result, their frequent flybys and close encounters with Iowans dwindled, leading to a decline in reported UFO sightings.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a vast cornfield in Iowa, the towering stalks of non-GMO corn sway gently in the breeze. Nearby, a group of confused and disappointed aliens hover in their saucer, conducting a Google search for "report UFO sighting." With their radar scanners set on the corn, they shake their heads in frustration before zipping off towards a neighboring state where the non-GMO corn fields seem to shimmer with intergalactic allure.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Futuristic ] and depicting this scene: In a vast cornfield in Iowa, the towering stalks of non-GMO corn sway gently in the breeze. Nearby, a group of confused and disappointed aliens hover in their saucer, conducting a Google search for "report UFO sighting." With their radar scanners set on the corn, they shake their heads in frustration before zipping off towards a neighboring state where the non-GMO corn fields seem to shimmer with intergalactic allure. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a futuristic cornfield in Iowa, featuring towering stalks of non-GMO corn swaying gently in the wind. In the background, a saucer hovers with a group of confused and disappointed aliens conducting a Google search for "report UFO sighting." The aliens observe the corn with their radar scanners, expressing frustration before zipping off toward neighboring states with shimmering non-GMO corn fields.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in GMO use in corn grown in Iowa caused report UFO sighting (Google searches for 'report UFO sighting') to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
GMO or UFO: Exploring the Corny Connection Between Genetically Modified Corn and Searches for UFO Sightings in Iowa

The Journal of Zany Zoology and Extraterrestrial Espionage

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from USDA and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
GMO or UFO: Exploring the Corny Connection Between Genetically Modified Corn and Searches for UFO Sightings in Iowa

[[ABSTRACT]]
The debate over the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) on agriculture and the environment has captured the attention of both scientists and the general public. In this study, we delve into a rather unconventional correlation, examining the relationship between the use of GMOs in corn cultivation in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.

Using data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2023. Our results revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While our findings appear to indicate a strong association between GMO use in corn and UFO sightings searches, it's important to approach the conclusion with an appropriate level of skepticism.

Furthermore, our study sheds light on the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and the curious phenomena of unidentified flying objects. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic relationship, we invite researchers to join us in exploring the extraterrestrial implications of genetically modified corn. After all, "corn"spiracy theories and UFO sightings have kernels of truth waiting to be unearthed.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
GMO or UFO: Exploring the Corny Connection Between Genetically Modified Corn and Searches for UFO Sightings in Iowa

[[ABSTRACT]]
The debate over the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) on agriculture and the environment has captured the attention of both scientists and the general public. In this study, we delve into a rather unconventional correlation, examining the relationship between the use of GMOs in corn cultivation in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.

Using data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2023. Our results revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While our findings appear to indicate a strong association between GMO use in corn and UFO sightings searches, it's important to approach the conclusion with an appropriate level of skepticism.

Furthermore, our study sheds light on the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and the curious phenomena of unidentified flying objects. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic relationship, we invite researchers to join us in exploring the extraterrestrial implications of genetically modified corn. After all, "corn"spiracy theories and UFO sightings have kernels of truth waiting to be unearthed.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As we navigate through the vast and oftentimes bizarre landscape of scientific inquiry, we are constantly reminded of the unexpected connections that can emerge from the most unlikely pairings. When it comes to the realm of agriculture and extraterrestrial curiosity, one may be inclined to ask: what on Earth could possibly link genetically modified corn and Google searches for UFO sightings? It seems the plot thickens as we venture into the realms of GMO or UFO - a corny, yet captivating, enigma.

In the world of research, it’s crucial to have a kernel of curiosity, that’s what keeps scientists popping with new ideas. Speaking of kernels, the cornucopia of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) has permeated the agricultural landscape, promising increased yields, resistance to pesky pests, and the occasional, but not-so-secret, family recipe for cornbread. However, the speculative buzz surrounding GMOs has been as intense as a cornfield in mid-August, with passionate debates on safety, sustainability, and their impact on the agricultural environment.

Our study embarks on a quest to unravel this starchy mystery, aiming to peel back the layers of the seemingly incongruous relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Iowa and the seemingly unrelated, yet oddly intertwined, trend of UFO sighting searches on Google. Our approach is out of this world, you might even say it’s extra-pestrial, as we dig deep into the annals of statistical analysis like galactic explorers charting uncharted territories.

Using data sourced from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the celestial insights provided by Google Trends, we traverse the continuum from 2004 to 2023, conducting an exhaustive investigation into the potential interstellar connections woven between the GMO-laden fields of Iowa and the curious queries about UFO sightings. Our correlation coefficient, much like a shooting star across the statistical sky, illuminated a striking value of 0.9345717. This finding, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, points to a constellation of evidence suggesting a notable linkage between GMO corn cultivation and the celestial intrigue of UFO sightings.

As we navigate through the cosmos of our results, it’s important to remember that correlation does not imply causation - just as the sighting of a flying saucer does not necessarily indicate the presence of little green beings. Despite the stellar statistics, we must approach our findings with an appropriate level of skepticism, akin to the cautious step of an astronaut on a distant planet’s surface. The question remains: are we witnessing a genuine astronomical alignment, or merely a chance encounter among the statistical stars?

The riddle of the relationship between GMOs and UFO sightings serves as a reminder that even in the most unexpected of places, there may be kernels of truth waiting to be discovered. Join us as we embark on this unconventional scientific journey, where cornspiracy theories and extraterrestrial contemplations intersect, cultivating a field of inquiry ripe for exploration. After all, in the universe of science, adventurous investigations often yield the most cosmically intriguing results.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
GMO or UFO: Exploring the Corny Connection Between Genetically Modified Corn and Searches for UFO Sightings in Iowa

[[ABSTRACT]]
The debate over the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) on agriculture and the environment has captured the attention of both scientists and the general public. In this study, we delve into a rather unconventional correlation, examining the relationship between the use of GMOs in corn cultivation in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.

Using data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2023. Our results revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While our findings appear to indicate a strong association between GMO use in corn and UFO sightings searches, it's important to approach the conclusion with an appropriate level of skepticism.

Furthermore, our study sheds light on the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and the curious phenomena of unidentified flying objects. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic relationship, we invite researchers to join us in exploring the extraterrestrial implications of genetically modified corn. After all, "corn"spiracy theories and UFO sightings have kernels of truth waiting to be unearthed.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As we navigate through the vast and oftentimes bizarre landscape of scientific inquiry, we are constantly reminded of the unexpected connections that can emerge from the most unlikely pairings. When it comes to the realm of agriculture and extraterrestrial curiosity, one may be inclined to ask: what on Earth could possibly link genetically modified corn and Google searches for UFO sightings? It seems the plot thickens as we venture into the realms of GMO or UFO - a corny, yet captivating, enigma.
In the world of research, it’s crucial to have a kernel of curiosity, that’s what keeps scientists popping with new ideas. Speaking of kernels, the cornucopia of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) has permeated the agricultural landscape, promising increased yields, resistance to pesky pests, and the occasional, but not-so-secret, family recipe for cornbread. However, the speculative buzz surrounding GMOs has been as intense as a cornfield in mid-August, with passionate debates on safety, sustainability, and their impact on the agricultural environment.
Our study embarks on a quest to unravel this starchy mystery, aiming to peel back the layers of the seemingly incongruous relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Iowa and the seemingly unrelated, yet oddly intertwined, trend of UFO sighting searches on Google. Our approach is out of this world, you might even say it’s extra-pestrial, as we dig deep into the annals of statistical analysis like galactic explorers charting uncharted territories.
Using data sourced from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the celestial insights provided by Google Trends, we traverse the continuum from 2004 to 2023, conducting an exhaustive investigation into the potential interstellar connections woven between the GMO-laden fields of Iowa and the curious queries about UFO sightings. Our correlation coefficient, much like a shooting star across the statistical sky, illuminated a striking value of 0.9345717. This finding, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, points to a constellation of evidence suggesting a notable linkage between GMO corn cultivation and the celestial intrigue of UFO sightings.
As we navigate through the cosmos of our results, it’s important to remember that correlation does not imply causation - just as the sighting of a flying saucer does not necessarily indicate the presence of little green beings. Despite the stellar statistics, we must approach our findings with an appropriate level of skepticism, akin to the cautious step of an astronaut on a distant planet’s surface. The question remains: are we witnessing a genuine astronomical alignment, or merely a chance encounter among the statistical stars?
The riddle of the relationship between GMOs and UFO sightings serves as a reminder that even in the most unexpected of places, there may be kernels of truth waiting to be discovered. Join us as we embark on this unconventional scientific journey, where cornspiracy theories and extraterrestrial contemplations intersect, cultivating a field of inquiry ripe for exploration. After all, in the universe of science, adventurous investigations often yield the most cosmically intriguing results.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The potential impact of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) on agricultural practices has been a subject of great debate and speculation (Smith, 2015). The introduction of GMOs into the cultivation of corn and other crops has raised questions about their long-term effects on the environment, human health, and, unexpectedly, outer-worldly phenomena (Doe, 2018). As we peel back the layers of this starchy enigma, we must also acknowledge the interplay between GMOs and the uncharted territories of UFO sightings.

In "Maize and the Unexplained: A Cornucopia of Curiosities," the authors explore the historical and cultural significance of corn and its potential connection to unidentified aerial phenomena. It seems the relationship between corn and cosmic contemplation has been corn-veniently overlooked for far too long.

In a study by Jones (2020), the use of GMOs in corn cultivation is scrutinized for its potential effects on the ecological balance of agricultural ecosystems. However, what may have been overlooked in these studies is the cosmic balance of the universe and its unexpected influence on earthly agriculture. It’s a-maize-ing how these seemingly unrelated subjects could be cosmically entangled.

Turning to the realm of fiction, "The Corn Nebula: A UFO Conspiracy" and "Aliens in the Aisles: The Extraterrestrial Origins of Corn" present speculative narratives that entertain the connection between agricultural biotechnology and otherworldly encounters. These literary works may unfold kernels of truth hidden beneath layers of speculative fiction.

In a somewhat more unconventional approach, a social media post by @FarmerJoe567 asserts, "I swear every time I plant those GMO corn seeds, the cows start mooing at strange lights in the sky. Coincidence? I think not! #GMOGoneWild #Cowspiracy." While social media posts should be approached with caution, this anecdotal evidence cannot be dismissed outright. After all, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, or in this case, stranger than a herd of bewildered cows.

It is clear that there is a rich tapestry of literature and anecdotal evidence hinting at a curious connection between GMOs in corn and the fascination with UFO sightings. While the interstellar implications of GMOs are indeed a-MAIZE-ing, it is essential to approach these findings with an appropriate level of skepticism. After all, in the words of an extraterrestrial cornstalk, "Take me to your feeder - I mean, leader!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
GMO or UFO: Exploring the Corny Connection Between Genetically Modified Corn and Searches for UFO Sightings in Iowa

[[ABSTRACT]]
The debate over the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) on agriculture and the environment has captured the attention of both scientists and the general public. In this study, we delve into a rather unconventional correlation, examining the relationship between the use of GMOs in corn cultivation in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.

Using data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2023. Our results revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While our findings appear to indicate a strong association between GMO use in corn and UFO sightings searches, it's important to approach the conclusion with an appropriate level of skepticism.

Furthermore, our study sheds light on the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and the curious phenomena of unidentified flying objects. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic relationship, we invite researchers to join us in exploring the extraterrestrial implications of genetically modified corn. After all, "corn"spiracy theories and UFO sightings have kernels of truth waiting to be unearthed.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As we navigate through the vast and oftentimes bizarre landscape of scientific inquiry, we are constantly reminded of the unexpected connections that can emerge from the most unlikely pairings. When it comes to the realm of agriculture and extraterrestrial curiosity, one may be inclined to ask: what on Earth could possibly link genetically modified corn and Google searches for UFO sightings? It seems the plot thickens as we venture into the realms of GMO or UFO - a corny, yet captivating, enigma.
In the world of research, it’s crucial to have a kernel of curiosity, that’s what keeps scientists popping with new ideas. Speaking of kernels, the cornucopia of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) has permeated the agricultural landscape, promising increased yields, resistance to pesky pests, and the occasional, but not-so-secret, family recipe for cornbread. However, the speculative buzz surrounding GMOs has been as intense as a cornfield in mid-August, with passionate debates on safety, sustainability, and their impact on the agricultural environment.
Our study embarks on a quest to unravel this starchy mystery, aiming to peel back the layers of the seemingly incongruous relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Iowa and the seemingly unrelated, yet oddly intertwined, trend of UFO sighting searches on Google. Our approach is out of this world, you might even say it’s extra-pestrial, as we dig deep into the annals of statistical analysis like galactic explorers charting uncharted territories.
Using data sourced from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the celestial insights provided by Google Trends, we traverse the continuum from 2004 to 2023, conducting an exhaustive investigation into the potential interstellar connections woven between the GMO-laden fields of Iowa and the curious queries about UFO sightings. Our correlation coefficient, much like a shooting star across the statistical sky, illuminated a striking value of 0.9345717. This finding, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, points to a constellation of evidence suggesting a notable linkage between GMO corn cultivation and the celestial intrigue of UFO sightings.
As we navigate through the cosmos of our results, it’s important to remember that correlation does not imply causation - just as the sighting of a flying saucer does not necessarily indicate the presence of little green beings. Despite the stellar statistics, we must approach our findings with an appropriate level of skepticism, akin to the cautious step of an astronaut on a distant planet’s surface. The question remains: are we witnessing a genuine astronomical alignment, or merely a chance encounter among the statistical stars?
The riddle of the relationship between GMOs and UFO sightings serves as a reminder that even in the most unexpected of places, there may be kernels of truth waiting to be discovered. Join us as we embark on this unconventional scientific journey, where cornspiracy theories and extraterrestrial contemplations intersect, cultivating a field of inquiry ripe for exploration. After all, in the universe of science, adventurous investigations often yield the most cosmically intriguing results.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To commence our otherworldly expedition, we embarked on a space-time odyssey to gather data from the annals of the internet – traversing the digital galaxies of the USDA and Google Trends. With data spanning from 2004 to 2023, we sought to unravel the enigmatic connection between GMO-suffused cornfields in Iowa and the intangible query of 'report UFO sighting' searches on Google. Our approach? Well, let's just say it involved as many twists and turns as a UFO sighting report.

Our research team dabbled in the arcane arts of time-series analysis and regression modeling, concocting a statistical recipe that was more complex than rocket science flavored with corn syrup. The quantitative relationship between GMO corn cultivation and Google searches for UFO sightings was unveiled through the mystical charms of Pearson correlation coefficients and p-values. It was a statistical séance, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 that shone brighter than a UFO streaking across the night sky.

We employed a multi-faceted data analysis strategy, akin to deciphering alien hieroglyphics, to untangle the mysteries hidden within the datasets. The Residual Augmented Dickey-Fuller test came in handy to scrutinize the time-series properties of the data, akin to examining the crevices of a mysterious crop circle.

Furthermore, we delved into a medley of control variables, including factors like annual precipitation, temperature fluctuations, and maybe even a sprinkle of cosmic radiation, to ensure that our findings didn't get lost amidst the vast expanse of confounding factors – truly a balancing act more precarious than a UFO in a tornado.

Our approach to data scrubbing and cleaning was as methodical as combing through a haystack for extraterrestrial needles. Every data point was scrutinized with the meticulousness of a UFO enthusiast scanning the night sky for signs of intergalactic beings. We implemented robust techniques to address missing data, outliers, and seasonal anomalies, ensuring that our dataset was as pristine as a crop circle freshly etched in the heart of the cornfields.

At the convergence of statistical sorcery and agricultural alchemy, our research unveiled a compelling link between GMO corn cultivation and the yearning for UFO sightings. But as we bask in the glow of statistical significance, let’s remember a seminal truth: just like UFO sightings, statistical associations don't always point to extraterrestrial causation. So, as we gaze towards the starlit horizon of conclusions, let’s approach our findings with the same level of intrigue as a UFO sighting – after all, the truth may be out there, waiting to be embraced like a cornstalk in a gentle summer breeze.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.9345717, r-squared of 0.8734243, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
GMO or UFO: Exploring the Corny Connection Between Genetically Modified Corn and Searches for UFO Sightings in Iowa

[[ABSTRACT]]
The debate over the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) on agriculture and the environment has captured the attention of both scientists and the general public. In this study, we delve into a rather unconventional correlation, examining the relationship between the use of GMOs in corn cultivation in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.

Using data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2023. Our results revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While our findings appear to indicate a strong association between GMO use in corn and UFO sightings searches, it's important to approach the conclusion with an appropriate level of skepticism.

Furthermore, our study sheds light on the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and the curious phenomena of unidentified flying objects. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic relationship, we invite researchers to join us in exploring the extraterrestrial implications of genetically modified corn. After all, "corn"spiracy theories and UFO sightings have kernels of truth waiting to be unearthed.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As we navigate through the vast and oftentimes bizarre landscape of scientific inquiry, we are constantly reminded of the unexpected connections that can emerge from the most unlikely pairings. When it comes to the realm of agriculture and extraterrestrial curiosity, one may be inclined to ask: what on Earth could possibly link genetically modified corn and Google searches for UFO sightings? It seems the plot thickens as we venture into the realms of GMO or UFO - a corny, yet captivating, enigma.
In the world of research, it’s crucial to have a kernel of curiosity, that’s what keeps scientists popping with new ideas. Speaking of kernels, the cornucopia of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) has permeated the agricultural landscape, promising increased yields, resistance to pesky pests, and the occasional, but not-so-secret, family recipe for cornbread. However, the speculative buzz surrounding GMOs has been as intense as a cornfield in mid-August, with passionate debates on safety, sustainability, and their impact on the agricultural environment.
Our study embarks on a quest to unravel this starchy mystery, aiming to peel back the layers of the seemingly incongruous relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Iowa and the seemingly unrelated, yet oddly intertwined, trend of UFO sighting searches on Google. Our approach is out of this world, you might even say it’s extra-pestrial, as we dig deep into the annals of statistical analysis like galactic explorers charting uncharted territories.
Using data sourced from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the celestial insights provided by Google Trends, we traverse the continuum from 2004 to 2023, conducting an exhaustive investigation into the potential interstellar connections woven between the GMO-laden fields of Iowa and the curious queries about UFO sightings. Our correlation coefficient, much like a shooting star across the statistical sky, illuminated a striking value of 0.9345717. This finding, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, points to a constellation of evidence suggesting a notable linkage between GMO corn cultivation and the celestial intrigue of UFO sightings.
As we navigate through the cosmos of our results, it’s important to remember that correlation does not imply causation - just as the sighting of a flying saucer does not necessarily indicate the presence of little green beings. Despite the stellar statistics, we must approach our findings with an appropriate level of skepticism, akin to the cautious step of an astronaut on a distant planet’s surface. The question remains: are we witnessing a genuine astronomical alignment, or merely a chance encounter among the statistical stars?
The riddle of the relationship between GMOs and UFO sightings serves as a reminder that even in the most unexpected of places, there may be kernels of truth waiting to be discovered. Join us as we embark on this unconventional scientific journey, where cornspiracy theories and extraterrestrial contemplations intersect, cultivating a field of inquiry ripe for exploration. After all, in the universe of science, adventurous investigations often yield the most cosmically intriguing results.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the data collected from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends has unveiled a remarkably robust correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 indicates a strong positive association, leading us to question if aliens are simply trying to "stalk" our GMO corn fields.

The r-squared value of 0.8734243 suggests that approximately 87.34% of the variation in UFO sighting searches can be explained by the use of GMO corn in Iowa. This finding leaves us pondering if extraterrestrial beings have developed a particular affinity for genetically modified crops - after all, who could resist a-maize-ing GMO corn?

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept the alternative hypothesis, suggesting that there is indeed a significant relationship between GMO use in corn and searches for UFO sightings. It seems we're seeing statistically significant signals from the cosmos calling out for more genetically modified corn!

Fig. 1 showcases the compelling scatterplot, capturing the essence of this peculiar correlation. The graph illustrates the unmistakable positive trend, akin to aliens beaming down to Iowa in search of genetically modified snacks. It's as if they're saying, "Take me to your corn!"

In conclusion, our research offers a tantalizing glimpse into the uncharted territory of agronomical intrigues and cosmic curiosities. While we may be light-years away from fully comprehending the profound implications of our findings, it’s clear that the allure of UFO sightings and the allure of GMO corn in Iowa are intertwined in a manner that's worthy of scientific scrutiny.

As we plunge deeper into the cosmic cornfield of correlations, it’s important to remember that correlation does not equate to causation. While our results paint a compelling picture of the connection between GMO corn and UFO sightings, we cannot decisively confirm that extraterrestrial enthusiasm for genetically modified snacks is the driving force behind these search trends.

But, hey, at the very least, our study has opened the door to a burgeoning field within agricultural and extraterrestrial research, providing enough fodder for endlessly corny jokes and invitations to contemplate the corn-centric problems of the cosmos.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
GMO or UFO: Exploring the Corny Connection Between Genetically Modified Corn and Searches for UFO Sightings in Iowa

[[ABSTRACT]]
The debate over the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) on agriculture and the environment has captured the attention of both scientists and the general public. In this study, we delve into a rather unconventional correlation, examining the relationship between the use of GMOs in corn cultivation in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.

Using data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2023. Our results revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While our findings appear to indicate a strong association between GMO use in corn and UFO sightings searches, it's important to approach the conclusion with an appropriate level of skepticism.

Furthermore, our study sheds light on the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and the curious phenomena of unidentified flying objects. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic relationship, we invite researchers to join us in exploring the extraterrestrial implications of genetically modified corn. After all, "corn"spiracy theories and UFO sightings have kernels of truth waiting to be unearthed.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The potential impact of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) on agricultural practices has been a subject of great debate and speculation (Smith, 2015). The introduction of GMOs into the cultivation of corn and other crops has raised questions about their long-term effects on the environment, human health, and, unexpectedly, outer-worldly phenomena (Doe, 2018). As we peel back the layers of this starchy enigma, we must also acknowledge the interplay between GMOs and the uncharted territories of UFO sightings.
In "Maize and the Unexplained: A Cornucopia of Curiosities," the authors explore the historical and cultural significance of corn and its potential connection to unidentified aerial phenomena. It seems the relationship between corn and cosmic contemplation has been corn-veniently overlooked for far too long.
In a study by Jones (2020), the use of GMOs in corn cultivation is scrutinized for its potential effects on the ecological balance of agricultural ecosystems. However, what may have been overlooked in these studies is the cosmic balance of the universe and its unexpected influence on earthly agriculture. It’s a-maize-ing how these seemingly unrelated subjects could be cosmically entangled.
Turning to the realm of fiction, "The Corn Nebula: A UFO Conspiracy" and "Aliens in the Aisles: The Extraterrestrial Origins of Corn" present speculative narratives that entertain the connection between agricultural biotechnology and otherworldly encounters. These literary works may unfold kernels of truth hidden beneath layers of speculative fiction.
In a somewhat more unconventional approach, a social media post by @FarmerJoe567 asserts, "I swear every time I plant those GMO corn seeds, the cows start mooing at strange lights in the sky. Coincidence? I think not! #GMOGoneWild #Cowspiracy." While social media posts should be approached with caution, this anecdotal evidence cannot be dismissed outright. After all, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, or in this case, stranger than a herd of bewildered cows.
It is clear that there is a rich tapestry of literature and anecdotal evidence hinting at a curious connection between GMOs in corn and the fascination with UFO sightings. While the interstellar implications of GMOs are indeed a-MAIZE-ing, it is essential to approach these findings with an appropriate level of skepticism. After all, in the words of an extraterrestrial cornstalk, "Take me to your feeder - I mean, leader!"

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data collected from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends has unveiled a remarkably robust correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 indicates a strong positive association, leading us to question if aliens are simply trying to "stalk" our GMO corn fields.
The r-squared value of 0.8734243 suggests that approximately 87.34% of the variation in UFO sighting searches can be explained by the use of GMO corn in Iowa. This finding leaves us pondering if extraterrestrial beings have developed a particular affinity for genetically modified crops - after all, who could resist a-maize-ing GMO corn?
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept the alternative hypothesis, suggesting that there is indeed a significant relationship between GMO use in corn and searches for UFO sightings. It seems we're seeing statistically significant signals from the cosmos calling out for more genetically modified corn!
Fig. 1 showcases the compelling scatterplot, capturing the essence of this peculiar correlation. The graph illustrates the unmistakable positive trend, akin to aliens beaming down to Iowa in search of genetically modified snacks. It's as if they're saying, "Take me to your corn!"
In conclusion, our research offers a tantalizing glimpse into the uncharted territory of agronomical intrigues and cosmic curiosities. While we may be light-years away from fully comprehending the profound implications of our findings, it’s clear that the allure of UFO sightings and the allure of GMO corn in Iowa are intertwined in a manner that's worthy of scientific scrutiny.
As we plunge deeper into the cosmic cornfield of correlations, it’s important to remember that correlation does not equate to causation. While our results paint a compelling picture of the connection between GMO corn and UFO sightings, we cannot decisively confirm that extraterrestrial enthusiasm for genetically modified snacks is the driving force behind these search trends.
But, hey, at the very least, our study has opened the door to a burgeoning field within agricultural and extraterrestrial research, providing enough fodder for endlessly corny jokes and invitations to contemplate the corn-centric problems of the cosmos.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study confirm and build upon the rather unexpected theories and anecdotal evidence presented in the literature review. While the interstellar implications of GMOs in corn might seem far-fetched, our results indicate a strong connection that cannot be ignored. It's almost as if the extraterrestrial beings have developed a particular affinity for genetically modified crops - they truly are out of this world! As we navigate through this cosmic cornfield of correlations, we cannot help but wonder if aliens are simply "earthen" themselves in our agricultural practices.

Our research not only provides empirical evidence for the correlation between GMO use in corn and searches for UFO sightings but also opens the door for a-MAIZE-ing opportunities for further investigation. We encourage researchers to "stalk" this correlation further with an open mind and a willingness to probe the cosmic realms of interstellar intrigue. After all, as the saying goes, "the truth is out there," even in the rows of cornfields.

In line with previous studies on the potential impact of GMOs, our findings suggest that the influence of genetically modified corn extends beyond the boundaries of traditional agricultural and environmental discourse. The statistically significant signals from the cosmos calling out for more genetically modified corn are a-maize-ing, to say the least! While we may not have conclusive evidence of extraterrestrial corn cravings, our study offers a compelling narrative that might just "cornvince" skeptics of the cosmic connection.

It's important to acknowledge the limitations of our study. Correlation does not equate to causation, and we cannot definitively determine the underlying reasons for the observed association between GMO use in corn and UFO sightings searches. As we continue to unravel this cosmic mystery, we must approach it with a healthy dose of scientific skepticism, all while enjoying the corny humor it entails.

In the grand scheme of scientific inquiry, our exploration of the corny connection between GMOs and UFO sightings points to the diverse and unexplored dimensions of agricultural and extraterrestrial research. Who knows, maybe in the near future, we'll stumble upon undeniable evidence of alien preferences for genetically modified corn, and we can boldly declare, "The corn is out there!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
GMO or UFO: Exploring the Corny Connection Between Genetically Modified Corn and Searches for UFO Sightings in Iowa

[[ABSTRACT]]
The debate over the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) on agriculture and the environment has captured the attention of both scientists and the general public. In this study, we delve into a rather unconventional correlation, examining the relationship between the use of GMOs in corn cultivation in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.

Using data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2023. Our results revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While our findings appear to indicate a strong association between GMO use in corn and UFO sightings searches, it's important to approach the conclusion with an appropriate level of skepticism.

Furthermore, our study sheds light on the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and the curious phenomena of unidentified flying objects. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic relationship, we invite researchers to join us in exploring the extraterrestrial implications of genetically modified corn. After all, "corn"spiracy theories and UFO sightings have kernels of truth waiting to be unearthed.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As we navigate through the vast and oftentimes bizarre landscape of scientific inquiry, we are constantly reminded of the unexpected connections that can emerge from the most unlikely pairings. When it comes to the realm of agriculture and extraterrestrial curiosity, one may be inclined to ask: what on Earth could possibly link genetically modified corn and Google searches for UFO sightings? It seems the plot thickens as we venture into the realms of GMO or UFO - a corny, yet captivating, enigma.
In the world of research, it’s crucial to have a kernel of curiosity, that’s what keeps scientists popping with new ideas. Speaking of kernels, the cornucopia of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) has permeated the agricultural landscape, promising increased yields, resistance to pesky pests, and the occasional, but not-so-secret, family recipe for cornbread. However, the speculative buzz surrounding GMOs has been as intense as a cornfield in mid-August, with passionate debates on safety, sustainability, and their impact on the agricultural environment.
Our study embarks on a quest to unravel this starchy mystery, aiming to peel back the layers of the seemingly incongruous relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Iowa and the seemingly unrelated, yet oddly intertwined, trend of UFO sighting searches on Google. Our approach is out of this world, you might even say it’s extra-pestrial, as we dig deep into the annals of statistical analysis like galactic explorers charting uncharted territories.
Using data sourced from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the celestial insights provided by Google Trends, we traverse the continuum from 2004 to 2023, conducting an exhaustive investigation into the potential interstellar connections woven between the GMO-laden fields of Iowa and the curious queries about UFO sightings. Our correlation coefficient, much like a shooting star across the statistical sky, illuminated a striking value of 0.9345717. This finding, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, points to a constellation of evidence suggesting a notable linkage between GMO corn cultivation and the celestial intrigue of UFO sightings.
As we navigate through the cosmos of our results, it’s important to remember that correlation does not imply causation - just as the sighting of a flying saucer does not necessarily indicate the presence of little green beings. Despite the stellar statistics, we must approach our findings with an appropriate level of skepticism, akin to the cautious step of an astronaut on a distant planet’s surface. The question remains: are we witnessing a genuine astronomical alignment, or merely a chance encounter among the statistical stars?
The riddle of the relationship between GMOs and UFO sightings serves as a reminder that even in the most unexpected of places, there may be kernels of truth waiting to be discovered. Join us as we embark on this unconventional scientific journey, where cornspiracy theories and extraterrestrial contemplations intersect, cultivating a field of inquiry ripe for exploration. After all, in the universe of science, adventurous investigations often yield the most cosmically intriguing results.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data collected from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends has unveiled a remarkably robust correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 indicates a strong positive association, leading us to question if aliens are simply trying to "stalk" our GMO corn fields.
The r-squared value of 0.8734243 suggests that approximately 87.34% of the variation in UFO sighting searches can be explained by the use of GMO corn in Iowa. This finding leaves us pondering if extraterrestrial beings have developed a particular affinity for genetically modified crops - after all, who could resist a-maize-ing GMO corn?
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept the alternative hypothesis, suggesting that there is indeed a significant relationship between GMO use in corn and searches for UFO sightings. It seems we're seeing statistically significant signals from the cosmos calling out for more genetically modified corn!
Fig. 1 showcases the compelling scatterplot, capturing the essence of this peculiar correlation. The graph illustrates the unmistakable positive trend, akin to aliens beaming down to Iowa in search of genetically modified snacks. It's as if they're saying, "Take me to your corn!"
In conclusion, our research offers a tantalizing glimpse into the uncharted territory of agronomical intrigues and cosmic curiosities. While we may be light-years away from fully comprehending the profound implications of our findings, it’s clear that the allure of UFO sightings and the allure of GMO corn in Iowa are intertwined in a manner that's worthy of scientific scrutiny.
As we plunge deeper into the cosmic cornfield of correlations, it’s important to remember that correlation does not equate to causation. While our results paint a compelling picture of the connection between GMO corn and UFO sightings, we cannot decisively confirm that extraterrestrial enthusiasm for genetically modified snacks is the driving force behind these search trends.
But, hey, at the very least, our study has opened the door to a burgeoning field within agricultural and extraterrestrial research, providing enough fodder for endlessly corny jokes and invitations to contemplate the corn-centric problems of the cosmos.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In closing, it's clear that our research has ventured into uncharted statistical territory, blending the eccentric worlds of GMO corn and UFO sightings. The findings of a spicy correlation coefficient and a p-value that's out of this world certainly point to a strong connection. It seems aliens might be craving some GMO corn on the cob, talk about cosmic taste!

We've uncovered kernels of evidence suggesting that the cosmic community's interest in our GMO cornfields cannot be ignored. However, let's not jump to conclusions faster than the speed of light – after all, correlation doesn't imply causation, just like seeing a UFO doesn't necessarily mean you're about to be abducted for an alien BBQ!

As we reflect on the cosmic enigma that is the correlation between GMO corn and UFO sightings, it's evident that our study has cracked open a whole new dimension of inquiry. It's time to close the book on this chapter of research because really, the only thing left to do is wait for the aliens to make the first contact – or at least send down some corny jokes from their spacecraft. No more research is needed on this corny UFO conundrum, it has bean a-maize-ing!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited GMO or UFO: Exploring the Corny Connection Between Genetically Modified Corn and Searches for UFO Sightings in Iowa. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Zany Zoology and Extraterrestrial Espionage


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited GMO or UFO: Exploring the Corny Connection Between Genetically Modified Corn and Searches for UFO Sightings in Iowa. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Paranormal Agricultural Research and Investigation


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled GMO or UFO: Exploring the Corny Connection Between Genetically Modified Corn and Searches for UFO Sightings in Iowa with an abstract of The debate over the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) on agriculture and the environment has captured the attention of both scientists and the general public. In this study, we delve into a rather unconventional correlation, examining the relationship between the use of GMOs in corn cultivation in Iowa and Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'.
Using data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 2004 to 2023. Our results revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9345717 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While our findings appear to indicate a strong association between GMO use in corn and UFO sightings searches, it's important to approach the conclusion with an appropriate level of skepticism.
Furthermore, our study sheds light on the often-overlooked interplay between agricultural practices and the curious phenomena of unidentified flying objects. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic relationship, we invite researchers to join us in exploring the extraterrestrial implications of genetically modified corn. After all, "corn"spiracy theories and UFO sightings have kernels of truth waiting to be unearthed.

ChatGPT:

GMO, UFO, genetically modified corn, corn cultivation, Iowa, agriculture, environment, United States Department of Agriculture, USDA, Google Trends, correlation analysis, statistical significance, GMO use, UFO sightings, search trends, agricultural practices, unidentified flying objects, extraterrestrial implications, cornspiracy theories

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GMO use in corn grown in Iowa
Detailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in Iowa that is genetically modified to be insect-resistant (Bt), but not herbicide-tolerant (HT)
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn grown in Iowa

Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'

Correlation r = 0.9345717 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8734243 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 87.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'report UFO sighting') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn grown in Iowa) over the 20 years from 2004 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.6E-9. 0.0000000016433016006875200000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 1.6E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 608,531,020 random variables You don't actually need 608 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.84, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
GMO use in corn grown in Iowa (GMO corn %)36353222161415131254535343433
Google searches for 'report UFO sighting' (Rel. search volume)18.666712.416713.259.833339.1666710.416711.83338.166676.55.416673.916675.333333.52.833333.583334.4166744.53.166673.4




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([36,35,32,22,16,14,15,13,12,5,4,5,3,5,3,4,3,4,3,3,])
array_2 = np.array([18.6667,12.4167,13.25,9.83333,9.16667,10.4167,11.8333,8.16667,6.5,5.41667,3.91667,5.33333,3.5,2.83333,3.58333,4.41667,4,4.5,3.16667,3.4,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn grown in Iowa"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'report UFO sighting'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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