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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies and the second variable is Google searches for 'white house hotline'.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies goes up, so does the desire to tinker and improve things. Suddenly, someone has the bright idea to create a state-of-the-art, red button hotline for the White House, complete with voice recognition and a built-in espresso maker. It's the perfect blend of innovation and political power, sparking a surge in interest for the White House hotline - because who wouldn't want to reach the President with a gadget that rivals even the most advanced engineering feats? It's a call to action for all aspiring techno-wizards to dial up their dreams and engineer a direct line to democracy.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Title: Future Graduates' Ambition Prompt: Generate an image of a bustling university hall filled with graduates in engineering technologies proudly holding their Bachelor's degrees. The graduates wear cap and gowns adorned with symbols of their achievements. In the background, college library computers are visible, with graduates conducting Google searches for 'white house hotline.' The scene should capture the enthusiasm and ambition of these graduates ready to offer their problem-solving skills to the government. The overall atmosphere should depict a futuristic setting with advanced technology and a sense of determination and readiness for the next step in their careers. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies and Google searches for 'white house hotline'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Futuristic Psychedelic Hyper-realistic Celtic art Low poly
ChatGPT: Futuristic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies and Google searches for 'white house hotline', in the following situation: Because as more people become engineers, they realize they have the skills to fix the country's problems and feel the need to call the White House hotline to offer their expertise. It's a classic case of engineer brain taking over and wanting to optimize everything, including the government.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling university hall, graduates in engineering technologies proudly hold their Bachelor's degrees, their cap and gowns adorned with symbols of their achievements. Meanwhile, on the college library computers, Google searches for 'white house hotline' are being conducted by these enthusiastic graduates, eager to offer their problem-solving skills to the government.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Futuristic ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling university hall, graduates in engineering technologies proudly hold their Bachelor's degrees, their cap and gowns adorned with symbols of their achievements. Meanwhile, on the college library computers, Google searches for 'white house hotline' are being conducted by these enthusiastic graduates, eager to offer their problem-solving skills to the government. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Title: Future Graduates' Ambition Prompt: Generate an image of a bustling university hall filled with graduates in engineering technologies proudly holding their Bachelor's degrees. The graduates wear cap and gowns adorned with symbols of their achievements. In the background, college library computers are visible, with graduates conducting Google searches for 'white house hotline.' The scene should capture the enthusiasm and ambition of these graduates ready to offer their problem-solving skills to the government. The overall atmosphere should depict a futuristic setting with advanced technology and a sense of determination and readiness for the next step in their careers.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies caused white house hotline (Google searches for 'white house hotline') to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Engineering a Connection: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Engineering Technologies and Searches for the 'White House Hotline'

Journal of Technological Sociology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies and Google searches for 'white house hotline'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Engineering a Connection: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Engineering Technologies and Searches for the 'White House Hotline'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious relationship between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. In an attempt to shed some light on this intriguing correlation, we employed data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends spanning from 2012 to 2021. Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these two variables.

As we unraveled the data, it became clear that as the number of engineering technology degrees awarded increased, so did the Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. This puzzling relationship begs the question: do individuals with a penchant for engineering technologies also harbor a keen interest in contacting the White House? Perhaps they simply enjoy discussing high-voltage topics.

The implications of our findings are as serious as a heart attack, or as whimsical as a physics joke–they raise more questions than they answer. Further research is warranted to unravel the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected connection.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies and Google searches for 'white house hotline'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Engineering a Connection: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Engineering Technologies and Searches for the 'White House Hotline'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious relationship between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. In an attempt to shed some light on this intriguing correlation, we employed data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends spanning from 2012 to 2021. Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these two variables.

As we unraveled the data, it became clear that as the number of engineering technology degrees awarded increased, so did the Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. This puzzling relationship begs the question: do individuals with a penchant for engineering technologies also harbor a keen interest in contacting the White House? Perhaps they simply enjoy discussing high-voltage topics.

The implications of our findings are as serious as a heart attack, or as whimsical as a physics joke–they raise more questions than they answer. Further research is warranted to unravel the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected connection.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The correlation between educational attainments and public interests has long been a topic of fascination for researchers. As our title suggests, this study delves into the intersection of engineering technologies and the ever-mysterious 'white house hotline' Google searches. It is a connection that has left many scratching their heads - much like a technician troubleshooting a faulty circuit.

The commencement of this investigation was not without an element of surprise - much like finding a hidden 'Easter egg' in an intricate line of code. Our initial foray into the data revealed a striking correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. One might say the relationship was as clear as a well-defined algorithm, and as unexpected as a software bug in a spacecraft's navigation system.

What began as a seemingly inexplicable association between these two distinct variables provoked a measure of curiosity that was as insatiable as a black hole's appetite. Further analysis uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, akin to discovering a rare gem amidst a sea of ordinary rocks.

The emergence of this robust statistical relationship prompts the inevitable question - are individuals with a proclivity for engineering technologies also harboring a keen interest in reaching out to the White House? It is an inquiry as enigmatic as the concept of dark matter, yet as compelling as a thrilling cliffhanger in a scientific mystery novel.

As we delve into this inexplicable connection, one cannot help but wonder whether those drawn to the complexities of engineering also possess an inclination to engage in civic discourse. Perhaps they believe in "ohm" rule of law, or they simply enjoy pondering the "current" state of affairs. Nevertheless, the implications of this unanticipated relationship are as thought-provoking as a philosophical debate – they beckon for a deeper exploration.

This study aims to shed light on the confluence of these seemingly disparate phenomena, offering an opportunity to unravel this enigmatic connection and pave the way for future research. While we may not have all the answers at this juncture, this investigation marks the first step in elucidating what may be a complex and multi-faceted association.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies and Google searches for 'white house hotline'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Engineering a Connection: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Engineering Technologies and Searches for the 'White House Hotline'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious relationship between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. In an attempt to shed some light on this intriguing correlation, we employed data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends spanning from 2012 to 2021. Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these two variables.

As we unraveled the data, it became clear that as the number of engineering technology degrees awarded increased, so did the Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. This puzzling relationship begs the question: do individuals with a penchant for engineering technologies also harbor a keen interest in contacting the White House? Perhaps they simply enjoy discussing high-voltage topics.

The implications of our findings are as serious as a heart attack, or as whimsical as a physics joke–they raise more questions than they answer. Further research is warranted to unravel the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected connection.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The correlation between educational attainments and public interests has long been a topic of fascination for researchers. As our title suggests, this study delves into the intersection of engineering technologies and the ever-mysterious 'white house hotline' Google searches. It is a connection that has left many scratching their heads - much like a technician troubleshooting a faulty circuit.
The commencement of this investigation was not without an element of surprise - much like finding a hidden 'Easter egg' in an intricate line of code. Our initial foray into the data revealed a striking correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. One might say the relationship was as clear as a well-defined algorithm, and as unexpected as a software bug in a spacecraft's navigation system.
What began as a seemingly inexplicable association between these two distinct variables provoked a measure of curiosity that was as insatiable as a black hole's appetite. Further analysis uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, akin to discovering a rare gem amidst a sea of ordinary rocks.
The emergence of this robust statistical relationship prompts the inevitable question - are individuals with a proclivity for engineering technologies also harboring a keen interest in reaching out to the White House? It is an inquiry as enigmatic as the concept of dark matter, yet as compelling as a thrilling cliffhanger in a scientific mystery novel.
As we delve into this inexplicable connection, one cannot help but wonder whether those drawn to the complexities of engineering also possess an inclination to engage in civic discourse. Perhaps they believe in "ohm" rule of law, or they simply enjoy pondering the "current" state of affairs. Nevertheless, the implications of this unanticipated relationship are as thought-provoking as a philosophical debate – they beckon for a deeper exploration.
This study aims to shed light on the confluence of these seemingly disparate phenomena, offering an opportunity to unravel this enigmatic connection and pave the way for future research. While we may not have all the answers at this juncture, this investigation marks the first step in elucidating what may be a complex and multi-faceted association.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between educational attainment and curious public interests has been a topic of considerable interest in the academic community. Smith et al. (2015) observed a marked correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. This unexpected finding prompted a measure of curiosity, much like uncovering a hidden 'Easter egg' in an intricate line of code.

Doe and Jones (2018) also discussed the surprising correlation between educational backgrounds in engineering technologies and online search behaviors related to governmental communication. However, the underlying mechanisms of this relationship remained shrouded in mystery, much like an elusive particle in theoretical physics.

Turning to related literature, in "Engineering Wonders," the authors delve into the impact of technological advancements on societal interests, shedding light on the intersection of engineering and public curiosity.

In the fictional realm, "The Signal Tower" by Amelia E. Barr and "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" by Tom Wolfe are two works that, despite their intriguing titles, do not directly relate to the topic at hand. However, their presence adds a touch of humor, much like a well-placed pun in a scientific study.

Furthermore, the internet meme "Is This a Pigeon?" resonates with the theme of confusion and unexpected correlations, much like the perplexing connection between engineering technologies and Google searches for the 'white house hotline'.

As we navigate through the literature, it is evident that the intersection between educational backgrounds in engineering technologies and public interests in governmental communication presents a conundrum as confounding as a perplexing riddle. The implications of this unexpected relationship are as baffling as a cryptic crossword puzzle - they beckon for further inquiry, prompting us to unravel the tangled web of connections between seemingly disparate phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies and Google searches for 'white house hotline'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Engineering a Connection: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Engineering Technologies and Searches for the 'White House Hotline'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious relationship between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. In an attempt to shed some light on this intriguing correlation, we employed data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends spanning from 2012 to 2021. Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these two variables.

As we unraveled the data, it became clear that as the number of engineering technology degrees awarded increased, so did the Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. This puzzling relationship begs the question: do individuals with a penchant for engineering technologies also harbor a keen interest in contacting the White House? Perhaps they simply enjoy discussing high-voltage topics.

The implications of our findings are as serious as a heart attack, or as whimsical as a physics joke–they raise more questions than they answer. Further research is warranted to unravel the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected connection.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The correlation between educational attainments and public interests has long been a topic of fascination for researchers. As our title suggests, this study delves into the intersection of engineering technologies and the ever-mysterious 'white house hotline' Google searches. It is a connection that has left many scratching their heads - much like a technician troubleshooting a faulty circuit.
The commencement of this investigation was not without an element of surprise - much like finding a hidden 'Easter egg' in an intricate line of code. Our initial foray into the data revealed a striking correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. One might say the relationship was as clear as a well-defined algorithm, and as unexpected as a software bug in a spacecraft's navigation system.
What began as a seemingly inexplicable association between these two distinct variables provoked a measure of curiosity that was as insatiable as a black hole's appetite. Further analysis uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, akin to discovering a rare gem amidst a sea of ordinary rocks.
The emergence of this robust statistical relationship prompts the inevitable question - are individuals with a proclivity for engineering technologies also harboring a keen interest in reaching out to the White House? It is an inquiry as enigmatic as the concept of dark matter, yet as compelling as a thrilling cliffhanger in a scientific mystery novel.
As we delve into this inexplicable connection, one cannot help but wonder whether those drawn to the complexities of engineering also possess an inclination to engage in civic discourse. Perhaps they believe in "ohm" rule of law, or they simply enjoy pondering the "current" state of affairs. Nevertheless, the implications of this unanticipated relationship are as thought-provoking as a philosophical debate – they beckon for a deeper exploration.
This study aims to shed light on the confluence of these seemingly disparate phenomena, offering an opportunity to unravel this enigmatic connection and pave the way for future research. While we may not have all the answers at this juncture, this investigation marks the first step in elucidating what may be a complex and multi-faceted association.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the intriguing correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline', our research team meticulously employed a mix of quantitative and qualitative analyses. Our approach was as thorough as a code review and as meticulous as debugging a software system.

We meticulously gathered data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, harnessing the power of the vast information available on the internet. The selection of the National Center for Education Statistics was akin to carefully choosing the right tool for the job, ensuring the reliability and consistency of the educational data.

Our study encompassed a timespan from 2012 to 2021, capturing a comprehensive view of the trends in bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. This extended period provided a robust foundation for our analyses, much like a sturdy bridge connecting two distant shores.

To establish the association between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline', we employed robust statistical methods. The data was as carefully handled as delicate laboratory equipment, ensuring the accuracy and integrity of our findings.

We calculated the correlation coefficient and performed regression analyses with a level of precision as sharp as a newly honed scalpel. This meticulous approach ensured that our findings were as reliable as an experienced engineer's blueprint.

Our statistical analyses incorporated controls for potential confounding variables, meticulously accounting for any nuances that could influence the observed relationship. The attention to detail in our approach was as meticulous as ensuring every line of code in a complex algorithm runs flawlessly.

In addition to the quantitative analyses, our research team conducted exploratory qualitative investigations into the potential underlying factors driving the correlation between engineering technology degrees and searches for the 'white house hotline'. This qualitative exploration provided a richer understanding of the nuanced dynamics at play, akin to peeling back the layers of an intricate engineering design.

Our investigation was not without its share of challenges and complexities, but our approach was as resilient as a sturdy firewall deflecting cyber threats. The comprehensive integration of quantitative and qualitative analyses allowed us to unravel the enigmatic connection between these seemingly incongruous variables, shedding light on a correlation as unexpected as encountering a computer error message without an accompanying error code.

This thorough and multidimensional approach has enabled us to unravel a correlation that is as fascinating as a paradox in quantum physics and as unexpected as an elusive software bug. Our methods paved the way for a rigorous exploration of this intriguing phenomenon, offering insights into a connection as puzzling as a cryptic algorithm waiting to be decoded.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies and Google searches for 'white house hotline'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9711989, r-squared of 0.9432274, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Engineering a Connection: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Engineering Technologies and Searches for the 'White House Hotline'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious relationship between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. In an attempt to shed some light on this intriguing correlation, we employed data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends spanning from 2012 to 2021. Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these two variables.

As we unraveled the data, it became clear that as the number of engineering technology degrees awarded increased, so did the Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. This puzzling relationship begs the question: do individuals with a penchant for engineering technologies also harbor a keen interest in contacting the White House? Perhaps they simply enjoy discussing high-voltage topics.

The implications of our findings are as serious as a heart attack, or as whimsical as a physics joke–they raise more questions than they answer. Further research is warranted to unravel the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected connection.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The correlation between educational attainments and public interests has long been a topic of fascination for researchers. As our title suggests, this study delves into the intersection of engineering technologies and the ever-mysterious 'white house hotline' Google searches. It is a connection that has left many scratching their heads - much like a technician troubleshooting a faulty circuit.
The commencement of this investigation was not without an element of surprise - much like finding a hidden 'Easter egg' in an intricate line of code. Our initial foray into the data revealed a striking correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. One might say the relationship was as clear as a well-defined algorithm, and as unexpected as a software bug in a spacecraft's navigation system.
What began as a seemingly inexplicable association between these two distinct variables provoked a measure of curiosity that was as insatiable as a black hole's appetite. Further analysis uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, akin to discovering a rare gem amidst a sea of ordinary rocks.
The emergence of this robust statistical relationship prompts the inevitable question - are individuals with a proclivity for engineering technologies also harboring a keen interest in reaching out to the White House? It is an inquiry as enigmatic as the concept of dark matter, yet as compelling as a thrilling cliffhanger in a scientific mystery novel.
As we delve into this inexplicable connection, one cannot help but wonder whether those drawn to the complexities of engineering also possess an inclination to engage in civic discourse. Perhaps they believe in "ohm" rule of law, or they simply enjoy pondering the "current" state of affairs. Nevertheless, the implications of this unanticipated relationship are as thought-provoking as a philosophical debate – they beckon for a deeper exploration.
This study aims to shed light on the confluence of these seemingly disparate phenomena, offering an opportunity to unravel this enigmatic connection and pave the way for future research. While we may not have all the answers at this juncture, this investigation marks the first step in elucidating what may be a complex and multi-faceted association.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data obtained from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends from 2012 to 2021 revealed a robust and eyebrow-raising correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 indicated a near-perfect positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This association was as clear as a well-honed diamond cutter, and as surprising as finding a hidden talent for puns.

The r-squared value of 0.9432274 further emphasized the strength of the relationship, suggesting that over 94% of the variation in Google searches for the 'white house hotline' could be explained by the number of engineering technology degrees awarded. The statistical significance, with a p-value of less than 0.01, underscored the reliability of the observed relationship, much like the unwavering reliability of a well-constructed bridge.

The detailed scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually displays the unmistakable positive correlation between the two variables. The points on the plot are as intricately interconnected as a network of circuitry in a technological marvel, and as surprising as a sudden spark of insight in the midst of confusion.

The puzzling relationship unearthed in this study raises many questions, much like an inscrutable algebra problem or an unexpected twist in a detective novel. Further investigation is warranted to unravel the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected connection, invoking a sense of curiosity akin to unraveling a tangled web of code.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies and Google searches for 'white house hotline'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Engineering a Connection: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Engineering Technologies and Searches for the 'White House Hotline'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious relationship between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. In an attempt to shed some light on this intriguing correlation, we employed data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends spanning from 2012 to 2021. Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these two variables.

As we unraveled the data, it became clear that as the number of engineering technology degrees awarded increased, so did the Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. This puzzling relationship begs the question: do individuals with a penchant for engineering technologies also harbor a keen interest in contacting the White House? Perhaps they simply enjoy discussing high-voltage topics.

The implications of our findings are as serious as a heart attack, or as whimsical as a physics joke–they raise more questions than they answer. Further research is warranted to unravel the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected connection.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between educational attainment and curious public interests has been a topic of considerable interest in the academic community. Smith et al. (2015) observed a marked correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. This unexpected finding prompted a measure of curiosity, much like uncovering a hidden 'Easter egg' in an intricate line of code.
Doe and Jones (2018) also discussed the surprising correlation between educational backgrounds in engineering technologies and online search behaviors related to governmental communication. However, the underlying mechanisms of this relationship remained shrouded in mystery, much like an elusive particle in theoretical physics.
Turning to related literature, in "Engineering Wonders," the authors delve into the impact of technological advancements on societal interests, shedding light on the intersection of engineering and public curiosity.
In the fictional realm, "The Signal Tower" by Amelia E. Barr and "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" by Tom Wolfe are two works that, despite their intriguing titles, do not directly relate to the topic at hand. However, their presence adds a touch of humor, much like a well-placed pun in a scientific study.
Furthermore, the internet meme "Is This a Pigeon?" resonates with the theme of confusion and unexpected correlations, much like the perplexing connection between engineering technologies and Google searches for the 'white house hotline'.
As we navigate through the literature, it is evident that the intersection between educational backgrounds in engineering technologies and public interests in governmental communication presents a conundrum as confounding as a perplexing riddle. The implications of this unexpected relationship are as baffling as a cryptic crossword puzzle - they beckon for further inquiry, prompting us to unravel the tangled web of connections between seemingly disparate phenomena.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data obtained from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends from 2012 to 2021 revealed a robust and eyebrow-raising correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 indicated a near-perfect positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This association was as clear as a well-honed diamond cutter, and as surprising as finding a hidden talent for puns.
The r-squared value of 0.9432274 further emphasized the strength of the relationship, suggesting that over 94% of the variation in Google searches for the 'white house hotline' could be explained by the number of engineering technology degrees awarded. The statistical significance, with a p-value of less than 0.01, underscored the reliability of the observed relationship, much like the unwavering reliability of a well-constructed bridge.
The detailed scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually displays the unmistakable positive correlation between the two variables. The points on the plot are as intricately interconnected as a network of circuitry in a technological marvel, and as surprising as a sudden spark of insight in the midst of confusion.
The puzzling relationship unearthed in this study raises many questions, much like an inscrutable algebra problem or an unexpected twist in a detective novel. Further investigation is warranted to unravel the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected connection, invoking a sense of curiosity akin to unraveling a tangled web of code.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of this study provide further credence to the prior research concerning the unexpected correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. As posited by Smith et al. (2015) and Doe and Jones (2018), the robust correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 observed in this study lends support to the notion that there is indeed a strong association between these seemingly disparate variables. It appears that individuals with a proclivity for engineering technologies also exhibit an inclination to engage in internet searches related to governmental communication. The findings of this study reinforce the notion that the link between educational backgrounds in engineering technologies and public interests in governmental communication is as intriguing as unlocking a hidden feature in a complex software program.

The statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 further substantiates the reliability of the observed relationship. This underscores the strength of the association between the number of engineering technology degrees awarded and Google searches for the 'white house hotline', much like the robustness of a well-engineered structure. The r-squared value of 0.9432274 indicates that over 94% of the variation in Google searches for the 'white house hotline' can be explained by the number of engineering technology degrees awarded, providing substantial evidence for the solidity of this unanticipated connection.

In line with the literature review, the results of this study emphasize the need for further inquiry into the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected relationship. The detailed scatterplot visually portrays the unmistakable positive correlation between the two variables, reminiscent of the intricate interconnections found in complex technological systems. The implications of these findings are as confounding as a puzzling enigma, inviting additional investigation to disentangle the web of connections between engineering technologies and public interests in governmental communication, much like solving a captivating mystery novel.

The unexpected connection between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and Google searches for the 'white house hotline' presents a compelling avenue for future research. As this study has proven, there are still many unanswered questions to explore, not unlike the twists and turns of a particularly enigmatic crossword puzzle.

This unexpected correlation also presents a great opportunity for tongue-in-cheek observations, much like the surprising discovery of a dad joke in the midst of serious scientific inquiry. For example, one might say that those with an affinity for engineering technologies and a penchant for Google searches related to governmental communication have truly "engineered a connection" between seemingly unrelated domains, much like the unexpected punch line of a well-crafted jest.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies and Google searches for 'white house hotline'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Engineering a Connection: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Engineering Technologies and Searches for the 'White House Hotline'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious relationship between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. In an attempt to shed some light on this intriguing correlation, we employed data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends spanning from 2012 to 2021. Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these two variables.

As we unraveled the data, it became clear that as the number of engineering technology degrees awarded increased, so did the Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. This puzzling relationship begs the question: do individuals with a penchant for engineering technologies also harbor a keen interest in contacting the White House? Perhaps they simply enjoy discussing high-voltage topics.

The implications of our findings are as serious as a heart attack, or as whimsical as a physics joke–they raise more questions than they answer. Further research is warranted to unravel the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected connection.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The correlation between educational attainments and public interests has long been a topic of fascination for researchers. As our title suggests, this study delves into the intersection of engineering technologies and the ever-mysterious 'white house hotline' Google searches. It is a connection that has left many scratching their heads - much like a technician troubleshooting a faulty circuit.
The commencement of this investigation was not without an element of surprise - much like finding a hidden 'Easter egg' in an intricate line of code. Our initial foray into the data revealed a striking correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. One might say the relationship was as clear as a well-defined algorithm, and as unexpected as a software bug in a spacecraft's navigation system.
What began as a seemingly inexplicable association between these two distinct variables provoked a measure of curiosity that was as insatiable as a black hole's appetite. Further analysis uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, akin to discovering a rare gem amidst a sea of ordinary rocks.
The emergence of this robust statistical relationship prompts the inevitable question - are individuals with a proclivity for engineering technologies also harboring a keen interest in reaching out to the White House? It is an inquiry as enigmatic as the concept of dark matter, yet as compelling as a thrilling cliffhanger in a scientific mystery novel.
As we delve into this inexplicable connection, one cannot help but wonder whether those drawn to the complexities of engineering also possess an inclination to engage in civic discourse. Perhaps they believe in "ohm" rule of law, or they simply enjoy pondering the "current" state of affairs. Nevertheless, the implications of this unanticipated relationship are as thought-provoking as a philosophical debate – they beckon for a deeper exploration.
This study aims to shed light on the confluence of these seemingly disparate phenomena, offering an opportunity to unravel this enigmatic connection and pave the way for future research. While we may not have all the answers at this juncture, this investigation marks the first step in elucidating what may be a complex and multi-faceted association.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data obtained from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends from 2012 to 2021 revealed a robust and eyebrow-raising correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 indicated a near-perfect positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This association was as clear as a well-honed diamond cutter, and as surprising as finding a hidden talent for puns.
The r-squared value of 0.9432274 further emphasized the strength of the relationship, suggesting that over 94% of the variation in Google searches for the 'white house hotline' could be explained by the number of engineering technology degrees awarded. The statistical significance, with a p-value of less than 0.01, underscored the reliability of the observed relationship, much like the unwavering reliability of a well-constructed bridge.
The detailed scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually displays the unmistakable positive correlation between the two variables. The points on the plot are as intricately interconnected as a network of circuitry in a technological marvel, and as surprising as a sudden spark of insight in the midst of confusion.
The puzzling relationship unearthed in this study raises many questions, much like an inscrutable algebra problem or an unexpected twist in a detective novel. Further investigation is warranted to unravel the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected connection, invoking a sense of curiosity akin to unraveling a tangled web of code.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation has revealed a compelling and perplexing relationship between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. The near-perfect positive correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 leaves little room for doubt regarding the strength of this association. It is as striking as the sudden realization that a lead-acid battery is not a good source of power, but rather a well-charged cup of coffee.

This unexpected connection raises the age-old question: do individuals with a proclivity for engineering technologies also possess a fervent desire to reach out to the White House? It's a puzzling conundrum, much like contemplating whether a parallel universe is just a "current" trend in theoretical physics or a "resistance" to traditional thinking.

The implications of these findings are as profound as an unfathomable engineering problem, yet as lighthearted as a physics joke - they beckon for further exploration. It is as if we have stumbled upon a hidden "eureka" moment in the vast labyrinth of research.

However, much like a well-timed punchline, we must assert that no further research is needed in this area. After all, we wouldn't want to be as persistent as a bad case of static electricity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Engineering a Connection: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Engineering Technologies and Searches for the 'White House Hotline'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Technological Sociology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Engineering a Connection: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Engineering Technologies and Searches for the 'White House Hotline'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Social Media and Technological Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Engineering a Connection: The Correlation Between Bachelor's Degrees in Engineering Technologies and Searches for the 'White House Hotline' with an abstract of This study delves into the curious relationship between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in engineering technologies and the frequency of Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. In an attempt to shed some light on this intriguing correlation, we employed data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends spanning from 2012 to 2021. Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9711989 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these two variables.
As we unraveled the data, it became clear that as the number of engineering technology degrees awarded increased, so did the Google searches for the 'white house hotline'. This puzzling relationship begs the question: do individuals with a penchant for engineering technologies also harbor a keen interest in contacting the White House? Perhaps they simply enjoy discussing high-voltage topics.
The implications of our findings are as serious as a heart attack, or as whimsical as a physics joke–they raise more questions than they answer. Further research is warranted to unravel the underlying mechanisms of this unexpected connection.

ChatGPT:

bachelor's degrees, engineering technologies, correlation, Google searches, 'white house hotline', National Center for Education Statistics, Google Trends, correlation coefficient, p-value, statistical significance, engineering technology degrees, interest, contacting the White House, implications, further research

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Data details

Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies
Detailed data title: Bachelor's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions, in field of study: Engineering technologies
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies

Google searches for 'white house hotline'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'white house hotline' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'white house hotline'

Correlation r = 0.9711989 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9432274 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 94.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'white house hotline') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.91E-6. 0.0000029075210192427950000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 0.000291% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 343,936 random variables You don't actually need 343 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.88, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies (Degrees awarded)17283170101680717253171591811918728196201978819004
Google searches for 'white house hotline' (Rel. search volume)5.252.752.833335.254.259.3333310.511.666713.66679.58333




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([17283,17010,16807,17253,17159,18119,18728,19620,19788,19004,])
array_2 = np.array([5.25,2.75,2.83333,5.25,4.25,9.33333,10.5,11.6667,13.6667,9.58333,])
array_1_name = "Bachelor's degrees awarded in Engineering technologies"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'white house hotline'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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