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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies and the second variable is Google searches for 'cold shower'.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies rose, more people became adept at analyzing the complex web of societal expectations. This led to a sudden realization that taking cold showers aligns with the multi-faceted principles of minimalism, self-discipline, and environmental conservation. Choosing discomfort became the new interdisciplinary norm, sparking a chilling trend in personal hygiene. Remember, sometimes academic pursuits can lead to unexpected societal shivers!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image combining the style of a Discovery magazine cover with the following scene: A bright library setting featuring a confident woman with a Master's degree in Multi/interdisciplinary studies. The woman is proudly holding her diploma while sitting at a computer. The computer screen displays multiple tabs open with articles and forum discussions about the benefits of cold showers. The focus should be on the woman's pride and curiosity as she delves into the topic. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Charcoal Minimalism A Discovery magazine cover image Glitch art
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies and Google searches for 'cold shower' together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bright library, a woman with a Master's degree in Multi/interdisciplinary studies proudly holds her diploma while typing "cold shower" into a computer. The screen shows multiple tabs open with articles and forum discussions about the benefits of cold showers.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a bright library, a woman with a Master's degree in Multi/interdisciplinary studies proudly holds her diploma while typing "cold shower" into a computer. The screen shows multiple tabs open with articles and forum discussions about the benefits of cold showers. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image combining the style of a Discovery magazine cover with the following scene: A bright library setting featuring a confident woman with a Master's degree in Multi/interdisciplinary studies. The woman is proudly holding her diploma while sitting at a computer. The computer screen displays multiple tabs open with articles and forum discussions about the benefits of cold showers. The focus should be on the woman's pride and curiosity as she delves into the topic.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies caused cold shower (Google searches for 'cold shower') to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Mastering Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies: Unraveling the Chilling Connection with Cold Showers

Journal of Integrative Wellness Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Mastering Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies: Unraveling the Chilling Connection with Cold Showers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the Google searches for 'cold shower'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021 were discovered. The results suggest a striking relationship between the pursuit of multidisciplinary academic endeavors and the urge to embrace frigid water therapy. While on the surface these findings may seem as unrelated as oranges and orangutans, we reveal the surprisingly icy bond that ties them together. Our study encourages further investigation into the mental and physical states of those embarking on interdisciplinary educational journeys, and prompts a lighthearted consideration of the potential implications for hot/cold water consumption in academia.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Mastering Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies: Unraveling the Chilling Connection with Cold Showers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the Google searches for 'cold shower'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021 were discovered. The results suggest a striking relationship between the pursuit of multidisciplinary academic endeavors and the urge to embrace frigid water therapy. While on the surface these findings may seem as unrelated as oranges and orangutans, we reveal the surprisingly icy bond that ties them together. Our study encourages further investigation into the mental and physical states of those embarking on interdisciplinary educational journeys, and prompts a lighthearted consideration of the potential implications for hot/cold water consumption in academia.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
**[[INTRODUCTION]]**

The pursuit of knowledge has long been associated with the symbolic imagery of shedding light on the darkness of ignorance, but our research suggests that there may be a more literal interpretation of academic pursuits. In this paper, we explore the unexpected relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower'. While the connection between academic pursuits and hydrotherapy may not be immediately apparent, our findings unveil an intriguing correlation that defies conventional academic expectations.

The study of multi/interdisciplinary studies has gained increasing prominence in the academic landscape, representing a fusion of diverse disciplines to address complex real-world problems. Similarly, the act of taking a cold shower, often touted for its potential health benefits, represents a bold and invigorating departure from the mundane routine of daily life. At first glance, these pursuits may seem as disparate as a polar bear and a penguin, but our investigation reveals a surprising overlap that challenges traditional perceptions of academic engagement and personal hygiene practices.

The objective of this paper is to present the robust statistical evidence of the link between the attainment of Master's degrees in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the interest in cold showers, as demonstrated by Google search trends. By uncovering this seemingly frosty association, we seek to ignite curiosity and spark further inquiry into the underlying motivations and psychological underpinnings of individuals navigating the vast terrain of interdisciplinary education. Additionally, our research prompts a whimsical consideration of the potential implications for temperature preference among the scholarly community, urging a reevaluation of the metaphorical "hot topics" in academia.

Through the integration of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we have endeavored to shed light on this enigmatic correlative phenomenon, inviting readers to embark on a scholarly journey that is as refreshing as a plunge into icy waters. Join us as we navigate the icy currents of academic inquiry and plunge into the depths of intellectual discovery, where the pursuit of knowledge encounters the bracing embrace of cold showers.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Mastering Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies: Unraveling the Chilling Connection with Cold Showers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the Google searches for 'cold shower'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021 were discovered. The results suggest a striking relationship between the pursuit of multidisciplinary academic endeavors and the urge to embrace frigid water therapy. While on the surface these findings may seem as unrelated as oranges and orangutans, we reveal the surprisingly icy bond that ties them together. Our study encourages further investigation into the mental and physical states of those embarking on interdisciplinary educational journeys, and prompts a lighthearted consideration of the potential implications for hot/cold water consumption in academia.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge has long been associated with the symbolic imagery of shedding light on the darkness of ignorance, but our research suggests that there may be a more literal interpretation of academic pursuits. In this paper, we explore the unexpected relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower'. While the connection between academic pursuits and hydrotherapy may not be immediately apparent, our findings unveil an intriguing correlation that defies conventional academic expectations.
The study of multi/interdisciplinary studies has gained increasing prominence in the academic landscape, representing a fusion of diverse disciplines to address complex real-world problems. Similarly, the act of taking a cold shower, often touted for its potential health benefits, represents a bold and invigorating departure from the mundane routine of daily life. At first glance, these pursuits may seem as disparate as a polar bear and a penguin, but our investigation reveals a surprising overlap that challenges traditional perceptions of academic engagement and personal hygiene practices.
The objective of this paper is to present the robust statistical evidence of the link between the attainment of Master's degrees in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the interest in cold showers, as demonstrated by Google search trends. By uncovering this seemingly frosty association, we seek to ignite curiosity and spark further inquiry into the underlying motivations and psychological underpinnings of individuals navigating the vast terrain of interdisciplinary education. Additionally, our research prompts a whimsical consideration of the potential implications for temperature preference among the scholarly community, urging a reevaluation of the metaphorical "hot topics" in academia.
Through the integration of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we have endeavored to shed light on this enigmatic correlative phenomenon, inviting readers to embark on a scholarly journey that is as refreshing as a plunge into icy waters. Join us as we navigate the icy currents of academic inquiry and plunge into the depths of intellectual discovery, where the pursuit of knowledge encounters the bracing embrace of cold showers.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The investigation into the curious correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower' has garnered a mixture of bemusement and intrigue from researchers and scholars alike. This section presents a review of the relevant literature, encompassing studies from esteemed authors such as Smith, Doe, and Jones, as well as diverse sources that have delved into the realms of interdisciplinary education and unusual behavioral patterns.

In "The Interdisciplinary Odyssey: Navigating the Seas of Knowledge," Smith et al. illuminate the multifaceted nature of interdisciplinary studies, detailing the amalgamation of diverse academic disciplines to address complex societal challenges. Meanwhile, in "Cold Comfort: Exploring the Fascination with Refrigerated Refreshment," Doe examines the psychological motivations behind the embrace of cold showers, providing insight into the allure of this refreshing yet bracing practice.

Reaching beyond the conventional academic landscape, the exploration of interdisciplinary endeavors and chilling preferences finds resonance in non-fiction works such as "The Art of Thinking Clearly" by Rolf Dobelli and "Gut: The Inside Story of Our Body's Most Underrated Organ" by Giulia Enders, where the authors delve into the complexities of decision-making and bodily sensations, offering potential parallels to the interdisciplinary exploration and the stimulating effects of a cold shower.

Turning to the realm of fiction, the eerily relevant "Ice Cold" by Tess Gerritsen and "Chill Factor" by Sandra Brown capture the essence of our chilling inquiry, weaving narratives that beckon readers into the frosty embrace of intrigue and suspense. While these fictional works may not directly probe the intersection between interdisciplinary studies and cold showers, their thematic resonance adds a layer of literary delight to our investigation.

In an unorthodox twist, the examination of children's shows and animated series offers unexpected insights into the realm of cold water stimuli. Through the lens of "Frozen" and "Avatar: The Last Airbender," we uncover allegorical representations of icy challenges and multidimensional awakenings, mirroring the amalgamation of varied disciplines in academic pursuits and the invigorating embrace of cold showers.

This review not only serves to lay the groundwork for our study but also infuses a lighthearted spirit into the investigation, inviting readers to indulge in a whimsical journey through the frost-laden corridors of academic inquiry and unexpected correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Mastering Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies: Unraveling the Chilling Connection with Cold Showers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the Google searches for 'cold shower'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021 were discovered. The results suggest a striking relationship between the pursuit of multidisciplinary academic endeavors and the urge to embrace frigid water therapy. While on the surface these findings may seem as unrelated as oranges and orangutans, we reveal the surprisingly icy bond that ties them together. Our study encourages further investigation into the mental and physical states of those embarking on interdisciplinary educational journeys, and prompts a lighthearted consideration of the potential implications for hot/cold water consumption in academia.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge has long been associated with the symbolic imagery of shedding light on the darkness of ignorance, but our research suggests that there may be a more literal interpretation of academic pursuits. In this paper, we explore the unexpected relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower'. While the connection between academic pursuits and hydrotherapy may not be immediately apparent, our findings unveil an intriguing correlation that defies conventional academic expectations.
The study of multi/interdisciplinary studies has gained increasing prominence in the academic landscape, representing a fusion of diverse disciplines to address complex real-world problems. Similarly, the act of taking a cold shower, often touted for its potential health benefits, represents a bold and invigorating departure from the mundane routine of daily life. At first glance, these pursuits may seem as disparate as a polar bear and a penguin, but our investigation reveals a surprising overlap that challenges traditional perceptions of academic engagement and personal hygiene practices.
The objective of this paper is to present the robust statistical evidence of the link between the attainment of Master's degrees in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the interest in cold showers, as demonstrated by Google search trends. By uncovering this seemingly frosty association, we seek to ignite curiosity and spark further inquiry into the underlying motivations and psychological underpinnings of individuals navigating the vast terrain of interdisciplinary education. Additionally, our research prompts a whimsical consideration of the potential implications for temperature preference among the scholarly community, urging a reevaluation of the metaphorical "hot topics" in academia.
Through the integration of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we have endeavored to shed light on this enigmatic correlative phenomenon, inviting readers to embark on a scholarly journey that is as refreshing as a plunge into icy waters. Join us as we navigate the icy currents of academic inquiry and plunge into the depths of intellectual discovery, where the pursuit of knowledge encounters the bracing embrace of cold showers.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the chilling connection between Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and Google searches for 'cold shower', our research undertaking employed a multi-pronged approach, blending quantitative analysis with a touch of mirthful curiosity. Drawing from data spanning the years 2012 to 2021, we harnessed the formidable resources of the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, producing a statistical symphony that harmonized scholarly pursuits and subzero shower preferences.

Firstly, the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies was meticulously harvested from the extensive archives of the National Center for Education Statistics, invoking a procedure as intricate as untangling a web of frozen spaghetti. Next, we delved into the depths of Google Trends, navigating through a digital wilderness teeming with search queries, to discern the fluctuating patterns of interest in 'cold shower', likened to sailing through an algorithmic tundra in search of the elusive Yeti.

Upon procuring these datasets, our research consortium unleashed a formidable array of statistical analyses, wielding correlation coefficients with the finesse of ice sculptors fashioning frozen works of art. Employing complex regression models, we sought to untangle the web of connections between the pursuit of multi/interdisciplinary knowledge and the magnetic allure of cold showers, constructing a statistical glacier that towered above the academic landscape.

Furthermore, in our relentless quest for understanding, we augmented the quantitative analyses with contextual insights, weaving a narrative as intricate as a lace pattern etched on a frosted windowpane. Through interviews and surveys, we endeavored to grasp the personal motivations and quirks of individuals embarking on interdisciplinary academic pursuits, evoking responses that painted a portrait of scholarly ambition and perhaps a penchant for adventurous temperature fluctuations.

Finally, our data analysis was imbued with a pinch of whimsy, as we playfully pondered the potential implications of our findings on the scholarly community's thermostat settings. While the pursuit of knowledge may fuel heated debates, our study uncovers a cool undercurrent that urges a reevaluation of temperature preferences in academia, sparking contemplations as refreshing as an unexpected cold shower on a steamy day.

In conclusion, our methodology transcended the conventional confines of research, embracing a synthesis of statistical rigor and lighthearted exploration to unravel the enigmatic link between Master's degrees in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the allure of frosted aquatic adventures.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9791281, r-squared of 0.9586919, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Mastering Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies: Unraveling the Chilling Connection with Cold Showers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the Google searches for 'cold shower'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021 were discovered. The results suggest a striking relationship between the pursuit of multidisciplinary academic endeavors and the urge to embrace frigid water therapy. While on the surface these findings may seem as unrelated as oranges and orangutans, we reveal the surprisingly icy bond that ties them together. Our study encourages further investigation into the mental and physical states of those embarking on interdisciplinary educational journeys, and prompts a lighthearted consideration of the potential implications for hot/cold water consumption in academia.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The pursuit of knowledge has long been associated with the symbolic imagery of shedding light on the darkness of ignorance, but our research suggests that there may be a more literal interpretation of academic pursuits. In this paper, we explore the unexpected relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower'. While the connection between academic pursuits and hydrotherapy may not be immediately apparent, our findings unveil an intriguing correlation that defies conventional academic expectations.
The study of multi/interdisciplinary studies has gained increasing prominence in the academic landscape, representing a fusion of diverse disciplines to address complex real-world problems. Similarly, the act of taking a cold shower, often touted for its potential health benefits, represents a bold and invigorating departure from the mundane routine of daily life. At first glance, these pursuits may seem as disparate as a polar bear and a penguin, but our investigation reveals a surprising overlap that challenges traditional perceptions of academic engagement and personal hygiene practices.
The objective of this paper is to present the robust statistical evidence of the link between the attainment of Master's degrees in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the interest in cold showers, as demonstrated by Google search trends. By uncovering this seemingly frosty association, we seek to ignite curiosity and spark further inquiry into the underlying motivations and psychological underpinnings of individuals navigating the vast terrain of interdisciplinary education. Additionally, our research prompts a whimsical consideration of the potential implications for temperature preference among the scholarly community, urging a reevaluation of the metaphorical "hot topics" in academia.
Through the integration of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we have endeavored to shed light on this enigmatic correlative phenomenon, inviting readers to embark on a scholarly journey that is as refreshing as a plunge into icy waters. Join us as we navigate the icy currents of academic inquiry and plunge into the depths of intellectual discovery, where the pursuit of knowledge encounters the bracing embrace of cold showers.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Upon analysis of the data collected from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 was observed between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower' for the period of 2012 to 2021. This robust correlation suggests a high degree of association between the two variables, emphasizing a connection that is as chilling as it is compelling.

The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.9586919 further supports the strength of the relationship, indicating that approximately 95.87% of the variability in cold shower searches can be explained by the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies. It appears that the pursuit of multidisciplinary academic knowledge and the desire to embrace the invigorating shock of a cold shower are intertwined in a manner that defies conventional expectations, much like finding an ice cube in a desert.

The statistical significance of the correlation was also established, with a p-value of less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence that the observed relationship is not merely a fluke of statistical noise, but a bona fide connection deserving of deeper investigation. Our findings challenge traditional perceptions and invite a thoughtful pondering of the potential implications for mental and physical well-being in academia and beyond, all from the rather unexpected intersection of Master's degrees and cold showers.

We present our Figure 1, a scatterplot displaying the marked correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and Google searches for 'cold shower', offering a visual representation of the chilling connection that our research has unveiled. The image is a reminder that, like a cold shower, the truth sometimes has an unexpected capacity to send shivers down one's spine.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Mastering Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies: Unraveling the Chilling Connection with Cold Showers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the Google searches for 'cold shower'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021 were discovered. The results suggest a striking relationship between the pursuit of multidisciplinary academic endeavors and the urge to embrace frigid water therapy. While on the surface these findings may seem as unrelated as oranges and orangutans, we reveal the surprisingly icy bond that ties them together. Our study encourages further investigation into the mental and physical states of those embarking on interdisciplinary educational journeys, and prompts a lighthearted consideration of the potential implications for hot/cold water consumption in academia.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation into the curious correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower' has garnered a mixture of bemusement and intrigue from researchers and scholars alike. This section presents a review of the relevant literature, encompassing studies from esteemed authors such as Smith, Doe, and Jones, as well as diverse sources that have delved into the realms of interdisciplinary education and unusual behavioral patterns.
In "The Interdisciplinary Odyssey: Navigating the Seas of Knowledge," Smith et al. illuminate the multifaceted nature of interdisciplinary studies, detailing the amalgamation of diverse academic disciplines to address complex societal challenges. Meanwhile, in "Cold Comfort: Exploring the Fascination with Refrigerated Refreshment," Doe examines the psychological motivations behind the embrace of cold showers, providing insight into the allure of this refreshing yet bracing practice.
Reaching beyond the conventional academic landscape, the exploration of interdisciplinary endeavors and chilling preferences finds resonance in non-fiction works such as "The Art of Thinking Clearly" by Rolf Dobelli and "Gut: The Inside Story of Our Body's Most Underrated Organ" by Giulia Enders, where the authors delve into the complexities of decision-making and bodily sensations, offering potential parallels to the interdisciplinary exploration and the stimulating effects of a cold shower.
Turning to the realm of fiction, the eerily relevant "Ice Cold" by Tess Gerritsen and "Chill Factor" by Sandra Brown capture the essence of our chilling inquiry, weaving narratives that beckon readers into the frosty embrace of intrigue and suspense. While these fictional works may not directly probe the intersection between interdisciplinary studies and cold showers, their thematic resonance adds a layer of literary delight to our investigation.
In an unorthodox twist, the examination of children's shows and animated series offers unexpected insights into the realm of cold water stimuli. Through the lens of "Frozen" and "Avatar: The Last Airbender," we uncover allegorical representations of icy challenges and multidimensional awakenings, mirroring the amalgamation of varied disciplines in academic pursuits and the invigorating embrace of cold showers.
This review not only serves to lay the groundwork for our study but also infuses a lighthearted spirit into the investigation, inviting readers to indulge in a whimsical journey through the frost-laden corridors of academic inquiry and unexpected correlations.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon analysis of the data collected from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 was observed between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower' for the period of 2012 to 2021. This robust correlation suggests a high degree of association between the two variables, emphasizing a connection that is as chilling as it is compelling.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.9586919 further supports the strength of the relationship, indicating that approximately 95.87% of the variability in cold shower searches can be explained by the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies. It appears that the pursuit of multidisciplinary academic knowledge and the desire to embrace the invigorating shock of a cold shower are intertwined in a manner that defies conventional expectations, much like finding an ice cube in a desert.
The statistical significance of the correlation was also established, with a p-value of less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence that the observed relationship is not merely a fluke of statistical noise, but a bona fide connection deserving of deeper investigation. Our findings challenge traditional perceptions and invite a thoughtful pondering of the potential implications for mental and physical well-being in academia and beyond, all from the rather unexpected intersection of Master's degrees and cold showers.
We present our Figure 1, a scatterplot displaying the marked correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and Google searches for 'cold shower', offering a visual representation of the chilling connection that our research has unveiled. The image is a reminder that, like a cold shower, the truth sometimes has an unexpected capacity to send shivers down one's spine.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The robust correlation uncovered in our study between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower' is nothing short of chilling, much like discovering a hidden snowman in a forest. Our findings echo the prior research, resonating with the unexpected connections drawn between interdisciplinary education and cold water preferences. The literature review provided a whimsical springboard into this peculiar investigation, amplifying the scholarly echoes of popular culture, psychological motivations, and narrative intrigue swirling around the connection. This study's results not only bolster these seemingly disparate associations but also shimmy beneath the skin of conventional expectations, much like an unexpected shiver down the spine.

The marked correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 uncovering the striking relationship between multidisciplinary academic pursuits and the impulse for cold showers is as surprising as finding frost on a summer's day. Supported by the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.9586919, our findings suggest that nearly 95.87% of the variability in 'cold shower' searches can be understood through the lens of Master's degrees in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies, pointing to an intriguing nexus that is both academically and spa-cially significant. The statistical significance confirmed by the p-value of less than 0.01 underpins the genuine nature of this connection, reminding us that sometimes the most chilling truths are not merely coincidental flurries but sweeping blizzards of significance.

Our results prompt ruminations on the implications of this uncanny relationship, perhaps urging us to ponder if embracing the multidimensional world of interdisciplinary studies acts as a catalyst for seeking refreshing sensations akin to a cold shower. As we move forward, it would be remiss not to consider the broader implications for mental and physical well-being, resolutely underlining the importance of a thorough understanding of the chilling relationships uncovered in this research. Our findings encourage scholars to traverse the frost-laden pathways of interdisciplinary study and to embrace the unexpected correlations that lay hidden, much like a snowball waiting to be rolled into an avalanche of academic revelation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Mastering Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies: Unraveling the Chilling Connection with Cold Showers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the Google searches for 'cold shower'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021 were discovered. The results suggest a striking relationship between the pursuit of multidisciplinary academic endeavors and the urge to embrace frigid water therapy. While on the surface these findings may seem as unrelated as oranges and orangutans, we reveal the surprisingly icy bond that ties them together. Our study encourages further investigation into the mental and physical states of those embarking on interdisciplinary educational journeys, and prompts a lighthearted consideration of the potential implications for hot/cold water consumption in academia.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge has long been associated with the symbolic imagery of shedding light on the darkness of ignorance, but our research suggests that there may be a more literal interpretation of academic pursuits. In this paper, we explore the unexpected relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower'. While the connection between academic pursuits and hydrotherapy may not be immediately apparent, our findings unveil an intriguing correlation that defies conventional academic expectations.
The study of multi/interdisciplinary studies has gained increasing prominence in the academic landscape, representing a fusion of diverse disciplines to address complex real-world problems. Similarly, the act of taking a cold shower, often touted for its potential health benefits, represents a bold and invigorating departure from the mundane routine of daily life. At first glance, these pursuits may seem as disparate as a polar bear and a penguin, but our investigation reveals a surprising overlap that challenges traditional perceptions of academic engagement and personal hygiene practices.
The objective of this paper is to present the robust statistical evidence of the link between the attainment of Master's degrees in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the interest in cold showers, as demonstrated by Google search trends. By uncovering this seemingly frosty association, we seek to ignite curiosity and spark further inquiry into the underlying motivations and psychological underpinnings of individuals navigating the vast terrain of interdisciplinary education. Additionally, our research prompts a whimsical consideration of the potential implications for temperature preference among the scholarly community, urging a reevaluation of the metaphorical "hot topics" in academia.
Through the integration of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we have endeavored to shed light on this enigmatic correlative phenomenon, inviting readers to embark on a scholarly journey that is as refreshing as a plunge into icy waters. Join us as we navigate the icy currents of academic inquiry and plunge into the depths of intellectual discovery, where the pursuit of knowledge encounters the bracing embrace of cold showers.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon analysis of the data collected from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 was observed between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower' for the period of 2012 to 2021. This robust correlation suggests a high degree of association between the two variables, emphasizing a connection that is as chilling as it is compelling.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.9586919 further supports the strength of the relationship, indicating that approximately 95.87% of the variability in cold shower searches can be explained by the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies. It appears that the pursuit of multidisciplinary academic knowledge and the desire to embrace the invigorating shock of a cold shower are intertwined in a manner that defies conventional expectations, much like finding an ice cube in a desert.
The statistical significance of the correlation was also established, with a p-value of less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence that the observed relationship is not merely a fluke of statistical noise, but a bona fide connection deserving of deeper investigation. Our findings challenge traditional perceptions and invite a thoughtful pondering of the potential implications for mental and physical well-being in academia and beyond, all from the rather unexpected intersection of Master's degrees and cold showers.
We present our Figure 1, a scatterplot displaying the marked correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and Google searches for 'cold shower', offering a visual representation of the chilling connection that our research has unveiled. The image is a reminder that, like a cold shower, the truth sometimes has an unexpected capacity to send shivers down one's spine.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has illuminated a chilling correlation between the pursuit of Master's degrees in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the surge in Google searches for 'cold shower'. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 and a statistically significant p-value have unfurled a relationship as cold and invigorating as the subject of our investigation. The marked r-squared value of 0.9586919 reinforces the strength of this correlation, suggesting that nearly 96% of the variability in 'cold shower' searches can be attributed to the pursuit of interdisciplinary knowledge. It's almost as if these two disparate subjects have found common ground, perhaps in their shared knack for leaving one feeling thoroughly refreshed and invigorated.

The implications of this research extend beyond the academic realm, resonating with a broader audience in unexpected ways. While we refrain from making hasty causal inferences, our findings open the door to intriguing speculations about the psychological and physiological underpinnings of individuals engaged in multidisciplinary pursuits. We propose that future inquiries into this surprising relationship tread carefully, lest they find themselves accidentally slipping on the wet floor of unfounded conclusions.

In light of these compelling results, it is our firm belief that no further research in this area is needed. We dare say, it's time to step back from the ice bucket challenge and let this unexpected correlation rest in the refrigerated vaults of academic curiosity, where it can chill out and cool its heels.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Mastering Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies: Unraveling the Chilling Connection with Cold Showers. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Integrative Wellness Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Mastering Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies: Unraveling the Chilling Connection with Cold Showers. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Curious and Unconventional Research Endeavors (SCURE)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Mastering Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies: Unraveling the Chilling Connection with Cold Showers with an abstract of This paper delves into the curious correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Multi/Interdisciplinary Studies and the Google searches for 'cold shower'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9791281 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021 were discovered. The results suggest a striking relationship between the pursuit of multidisciplinary academic endeavors and the urge to embrace frigid water therapy. While on the surface these findings may seem as unrelated as oranges and orangutans, we reveal the surprisingly icy bond that ties them together. Our study encourages further investigation into the mental and physical states of those embarking on interdisciplinary educational journeys, and prompts a lighthearted consideration of the potential implications for hot/cold water consumption in academia.

ChatGPT:

Master's degrees, interdisciplinary studies, Google searches, cold showers, correlation coefficient, statistical significance, National Center for Education Statistics, Google Trends, multidisciplinary academic endeavors, frigid water therapy, mental and physical states

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Data details

Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies
Detailed data title: Master's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions in Multi/interdisciplinary studies
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies

Google searches for 'cold shower'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'cold shower' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.9791281 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9586919 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 95.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'cold shower') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 8.1E-7. 0.0000008096608567674008000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 8.1E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,235,085 random variables You don't actually need 1 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.91, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies (Degrees awarded)77467953812081008554926410221107211154112365
Google searches for 'cold shower' (Rel. search volume)21.833324.416726.2528.7531.083337.583337.166742.7546.2553.1667




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([7746,7953,8120,8100,8554,9264,10221,10721,11541,12365,])
array_2 = np.array([21.8333,24.4167,26.25,28.75,31.0833,37.5833,37.1667,42.75,46.25,53.1667,])
array_1_name = "Master's degrees awarded in Multi/interdisciplinary studies"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'cold shower'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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